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THEME SONG: Here we go,
we're getting on the
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road till we stop.
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And then we'll shop.
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So 1, 2, 3 now, baby,
here we go.
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Here we go, here we go, on a
mission undercover and we're
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in control.
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Here we go, here we go.
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We're totally spies, get
on with the show.
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Here we go, here we
go, here we go.
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-So, the nitrogen compound
generates the friction causing
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the disposal of unwanted
organisms.
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-Wow.
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-Exactly.
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Water oscillating waste.
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It's really great to be paired
with someone so smart, Sam.
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-[sigh]
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-[panting]
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[cheering]
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-Way to go, David!
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-Excellent hand off, Alex.
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-[sigh]
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-Oh, speak again,
bright angel.
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For thou art as glorious to this
night, being o'er my head
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as a winged messenger
of heaven.
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-Oh, David, David.
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Wherefore art thou, David?
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Deny thy father and
refuse thy name.
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Or if that will not, be
but sworn my love.
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-That was great, Clover.
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So full of emotion.
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But the character's name
is Romeo, not David.
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Shall we go through it again?
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-[sigh]
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Mm-hmm.
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-Guess what?
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I'm in love.
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He's new.
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-He's gorgeous.
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-He's a genius.
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-He's an awesome athlete.
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[laughter]
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-For a second I thought
we were talking
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about the same guy.
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-Hi Alex, Clover, Sam.
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-Hi David.
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-Wait, why are you two looking
at my true love that way?
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-Your true love?
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David's the guy I was
talking about.
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-Well I inspire him
intellectually.
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-Whatever.
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We've practically held hands
in track and field.
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-Alex, Sam, look at you two
competing over a guy.
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When he obviously likes me.
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-We'll see about that.
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-Yeah.
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All's fair in love and--
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[screaming]
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-Girls, we have a
rather peculiar
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situation on our hands.
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A single country is dominating
the Winter Olympics.
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-Let me get this straight.
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You pulled us away from David
because of some silly games?
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-The Olympics are not
just games, Clover.
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Nor are they silly.
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-That's right.
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They're a wonderful
international sporting event
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that celebrates the spirit
of competition.
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Something David and I
could appreciate.
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-Alex, when will you realize
there is no competition?
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-Ugh.
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-Girls, focus.
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Here's the team dominating speed
skating and ice hockey.
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And again in the biathlon.
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In fact, they've swept all
the events thus far.
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-And the weird part is?
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-The odds of a single team
winning every medal in every
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event are quite minuscule.
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Not to mention the fact that the
team excelling in winter
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sports is from tropical
Zanzibar.
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-So someone's doing something,
we just don't know who or
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what?
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-Exactly.
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Now please help yourself to the
digit decoder credit card
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enhanced with a razor sharp
swiping edge, bracelet
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handcuffs, heat sensor 6000
infrared motion detector
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sunglasses, just sticky enough
gloves, and awful boots all
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weather fleece, ultra light.
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-Completely hideous.
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-Totally your style Sam.
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Hope David likes them.
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-This mission is too perfect.
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I'll go undercover as
one of the athletes.
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-Oh, so you can tell David
you were in the Olympics?
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Forget it.
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-Yeah, forget it.
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Besides, I'm the only one here
who has any business wearing a
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form fitting microfiber.
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-Alex.
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-Thanks, Jer.
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I knew you'd see it my way.
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-You will go undercover
as a reporter.
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Sam, you'll go undercover as a
trainer, and Clover, you will
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be a bobsledder.
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-[gasp]
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But that's a burly
person sport.
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I'm--
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I'm dainty.
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-Don't be so modest, Clover.
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Your thighs are stronger
than anyone's I know.
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[pig squealing]
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-Cheerio, girls.
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-They look like normal
athletes to me.
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-Oh, well then, case closed.
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Let's tell Jerry and go home.
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-Insults won't solve this case
and the sooner we solve it,
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the sooner I can return
to my true love.
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-Shopping?
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-That's it.
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I'm officially in need
of some alone time.
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-Fine by me.
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-I second the motion.
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-I'm at the Zanzibar ski jump
and everything appears normal.
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I need to look for something
unusual, out of
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the ordinary, bizarre.
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[buzzing]
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[crowd gasping]
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-That'll do.
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-[gasp]
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-Huh?
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Whoa.
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-That was some jump.
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Mind if I get an interview?
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-Not at all.
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Man, I must have been going
faster than I thought.
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-Either that or you've
been pumping a little
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too much iron lately.
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-Actually, I don't work out.
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-Don't work out?
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But how can that be?
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You're an Olympic athlete.
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-I just have really
good coaching.
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I'd better get fitted
for another uniform
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before my next jump.
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-[gasp]
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OK, nothing unusual here.
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[screams]
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Except maybe that.
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-Ow!
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Ow, ooh, cramp!
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Ugh.
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-Wow, you're incredible.
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You must practice a lot, huh?
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-Not really.
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-Then how did you get so good?
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-I have a great coach.
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In fact, he taught us this
routine just yesterday and I
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was scared I wouldn't
have it memorized.
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But he promised everything
would be fine and it is.
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-Ooh, you're totally
knotted up.
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[gasp]
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-What's wrong?
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-Nothing.
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Um, how do you feel now?
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-Much better.
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The kink's gone.
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-Right, like I belong
in this husky crowd.
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-[sneezes]
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-Oh, that's attractive.
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Mental note, send Olympic
team hankies.
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-[groans]
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-What is that?
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Yuck!
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Gross!
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That is not your everyday
sneeze.
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-There you are.
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We've been waiting for
his replacement.
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Let's go.
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We're up.
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-Oh, no.
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No, no, there must be some
misunderstanding.
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I'm just here to observe.
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Really?
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I haven't done this before,
and I'm just an intern.
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-Coach wouldn't steer
us wrong.
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If you're here it's because
he knows you're ready.
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-No!
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I swear!
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[buzzing]
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-[screaming]
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OK!
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Thanks for the ride,
now let me off!
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[cheering]
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-Yeah, all right!
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Hey, we beat the record
by 7 seconds.
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I told you coach knows
what he's doing.
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With his guidance we're
unstoppable.
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-Yay coach.
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-Alex, Sam,
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-Clover, Alex.
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-Sam, Clover.
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-Well, something weird is
definitely going on.
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But I don't think the athletes
are cheating.
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-I don't know.
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Take a look at this.
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-What is it?
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-Something from a bobsledder's
nose.
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[screaming]
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-Gross.
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You must have been
really undercover
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for him not to notice.
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-I didn't take it
from his nose.
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He sneezed it out.
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-Ew.
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-I'll send it to Jerry
for analysis.
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Other than this, all I got was
that the bobsled team really
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likes their coach.
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-Yeah, the ski jumper
said the same thing.
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-So did Mira, the
figure skater.
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-Well this is one coach
I'd like to meet.
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-Good idea.
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Let's see what we can find
out about him first.
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[laughter]
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-[sneezes]
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-Way to ruin our stealthy
approach, Clover.
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-It's not my fault I'm allergic
to daffodils.
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-Memento.
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For David.
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-[gasp]
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Look at this.
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It's amazing.
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I mean, I brought six bags for
the weekend and this guy fits
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an entire lab in one bag.
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-Why such complex charts
on the athletes?
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-It's all about their biology,
chemistry, and DNA.
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[phone ringing]
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-Hey Jer, what do you have?
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-Interesting development,
girls.
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The bug you sent is a synthetic
microorganism that's
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undetectable by testing.
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Once inside the body, it
releases not only performance
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enhancing hormones, but it
downloads knowledge as well.
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-So no one need ever
train again.
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-Precisely.
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-I guess that's how Mira
knew her routine.
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Ha!
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I knew they were cheating.
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-[screaming]
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-What's the matter?
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-[screaming]
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-Jerry, there's a whole
colony of those bugs.
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Enough to engineer
an entire Olympic
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team of super athletes.
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[gasp]
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Gotta go.
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Quick, hide in the closet.
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-Huh?
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-Mira.
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-The figure skater?
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-Yeah.
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Only something's majorly
wrong with her.
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We got to do something.
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And soon.
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-Looks like she's
shutting down.
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-Grr.
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-Shh.
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-[laughter]
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Yeah, I guess I haven't
worked all the bugs
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out of my bugs yet.
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-[scoffs]
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00:11:58,927 --> 00:11:59,967
-Shh.
271
00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:03,327
-Too much exposure eventually
causes the opposite effect.
272
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:04,767
Aw.
273
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,647
It's almost sad to see my
first guinea pig go.
274
00:12:07,647 --> 00:12:10,399
-She's a human being,
you cheater.
275
00:12:10,399 --> 00:12:12,207
Guys, you were supposed
to shush me!
276
00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:14,927
-So much for hanging
around here.
277
00:12:14,927 --> 00:12:16,447
-[screaming]
278
00:12:19,966 --> 00:12:21,407
-Just sticky enough?
279
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,487
More like too sticky.
280
00:12:23,487 --> 00:12:24,447
-Get them!
281
00:12:24,447 --> 00:12:25,407
Find out who they are.
282
00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:42,527
-First floor, lingerie.
283
00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,959
Aw.
284
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:45,919
[screaming]
285
00:12:45,919 --> 00:12:46,846
-That could have gone better.
286
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,599
-What are we going to do now?
287
00:12:57,119 --> 00:12:58,079
-Yee-haw!
288
00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:02,527
-I knew Mira would never
cheat on purpose.
289
00:13:02,527 --> 00:13:05,886
We gotta fill Jerry in and get
back to the hotel so we can
290
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,247
figure out how to help her.
291
00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:12,367
-Not so fast.
292
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:15,887
[screaming]
293
00:13:15,887 --> 00:13:18,287
-You think my interest in
winter sports is just a
294
00:13:18,287 --> 00:13:19,727
passing fancy?
295
00:13:19,727 --> 00:13:22,607
I was a trained skier for
the '68 Olympics.
296
00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:24,078
You can't outrun me
on the slopes.
297
00:13:24,078 --> 00:13:25,887
-Bring it on, gramps.
298
00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:31,758
-Yeah!
299
00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:35,167
[screaming]
300
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,527
OK, that's embarrassing.
301
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:50,046
-[screaming]
302
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,327
Whoa!
303
00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:58,367
Two out of three?
304
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:02,207
-Yeah, everyone laughed at me in
'68 when I said I was going
305
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:05,566
to take home the gold for
Zanzibar in the winter games.
306
00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:07,919
OK, so I was a little optimistic
back then.
307
00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:11,278
But now, thanks to the microchip
bug, my super
308
00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:13,167
athletes are dominating.
309
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,127
-At what cost?
310
00:14:14,127 --> 00:14:17,407
You're putting innocent
lives at stake.
311
00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:18,798
-Everyone's a critic.
312
00:14:18,798 --> 00:14:21,486
If you want to see your friends
again, you'll take
313
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,206
Mira's place and win the gold.
314
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:24,687
-Me?
315
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,126
But I can't even skate.
316
00:14:26,607 --> 00:14:29,118
I mean, I know I have the grace
of figure skater, but--
317
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,438
-Haven't you been listening
to my athletes?
318
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,198
All you need is good coaching.
319
00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:37,119
I'll feed you all the
information you need.
320
00:14:37,119 --> 00:14:38,079
-No thanks.
321
00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:41,119
I'm really not very hungry.
322
00:14:41,119 --> 00:14:42,239
-Not a problem.
323
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,199
-You'll need strength
and agility as well.
324
00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:56,398
-My dogs are trained to continue
until they get the
325
00:14:56,398 --> 00:14:57,358
command from me to stop.
326
00:14:57,358 --> 00:14:58,847
-And your point is?
327
00:14:59,326 --> 00:15:01,727
-If you don't win the
competition, this is going to
328
00:15:01,727 --> 00:15:02,847
be a one way trip.
329
00:15:02,847 --> 00:15:05,519
You'll never see your little
friends again.
330
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:06,927
Mush!
331
00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:09,199
[dogs barking]
332
00:15:09,678 --> 00:15:11,167
[screaming]
333
00:15:16,687 --> 00:15:18,126
-Whoa!
334
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,086
Stop!
335
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,046
Halt!
336
00:15:20,046 --> 00:15:21,758
-Look, a fire hydrant!
337
00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:24,159
Man, they really are
well trained.
338
00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:27,518
Now why can't the coach use that
talent with the athletes
339
00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:30,446
instead of those creepy
bug thingies?
340
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:31,406
-Hmm.
341
00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:34,479
Alex, get the digit decoder
credit card.
342
00:15:34,479 --> 00:15:36,879
It's in my pocket.
343
00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:39,279
-OK, but I don't understand how
you can be thinking about
344
00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:41,199
shopping at a time like this.
345
00:15:41,678 --> 00:15:42,159
-I'm not.
346
00:15:42,638 --> 00:15:44,079
I'm trying to cut the rope.
347
00:15:44,079 --> 00:15:44,927
-Oh.
348
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,799
[screaming]
349
00:15:57,919 --> 00:15:58,846
-Whoa!
350
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:04,687
-That'll work.
351
00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:07,086
-Did you say something?
352
00:16:07,086 --> 00:16:08,079
[screaming]
353
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,246
-[inaudible]
354
00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:24,766
-Thanks, Alex.
355
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,438
You really are a good athlete.
356
00:16:27,438 --> 00:16:28,398
Don't!
357
00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:29,358
You'll crack the ice!
358
00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:30,799
-Are you saying I'm fat?
359
00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:31,759
-No.
360
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:32,719
Simple math.
361
00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:35,118
We need to disperse our
weight so the ice
362
00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:36,686
doesn't crack again.
363
00:16:36,686 --> 00:16:37,646
-Oh.
364
00:16:37,646 --> 00:16:38,127
Right.
365
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,407
Good thinking, Sam.
366
00:16:39,886 --> 00:16:40,846
-We have to hurry.
367
00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:42,766
Clover's life depends on us.
368
00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:43,726
And Mira's.
369
00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:46,127
-I just hope we find an
antidote in time.
370
00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:48,239
Or some sort of bug zapper.
371
00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:49,678
-Wait a minute.
372
00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:52,079
Clover said the bobsledder
sneezed his out.
373
00:16:52,558 --> 00:16:55,119
We just have to make
them sneeze.
374
00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:56,079
-I'll get Mira.
375
00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:57,487
You go to Clover.
376
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,966
-You know, these boots aren't
so awful after all.
377
00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:13,087
-Zanzibar is up next in the
pairs figure skating
378
00:17:13,087 --> 00:17:15,167
competition.
379
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:19,998
-Maybe I shouldn't have
given you three bugs.
380
00:17:20,398 --> 00:17:21,166
-You think?
381
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,567
Shouldn't I know the
routine by now?
382
00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:27,726
[cheering]
383
00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:29,967
-No, seriously, I don't
know what to do.
384
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,327
Just give me a hint.
385
00:17:31,327 --> 00:17:33,246
I mean, you turn, skate forward,
backward, flips,
386
00:17:33,246 --> 00:17:34,206
slapshot, what?
387
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,646
-Coach wouldn't put you
out here if you didn't
388
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,518
know what to do.
389
00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:38,478
-Ow.
390
00:17:38,478 --> 00:17:39,919
Cramp.
391
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,407
[cheering]
392
00:17:43,886 --> 00:17:44,367
-Hello!
393
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,007
My arms are connected.
394
00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:49,519
I don't know how to--
395
00:17:49,998 --> 00:17:52,207
whoa!
396
00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:55,247
Hey, wow, I do know
how to do that.
397
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,246
[cheering]
398
00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:12,367
-Mira?
399
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:13,918
-[groans]
400
00:18:19,487 --> 00:18:27,279
-[sneezes]
401
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:28,718
Ah!
402
00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:34,287
-[sneezes]
403
00:18:34,766 --> 00:18:36,686
What-- what is that?
404
00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:37,887
-Long story.
405
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:38,799
Are you feeling OK?
406
00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:40,238
-Much better.
407
00:18:40,238 --> 00:18:41,679
Who are you really?
408
00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:42,639
-Longer story.
409
00:18:42,639 --> 00:18:44,159
I'll tell you on the way
to the competition.
410
00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:51,679
-Wow.
411
00:18:58,126 --> 00:18:59,086
-What's going on?
412
00:18:59,086 --> 00:19:06,479
-[speaking foreign language]
413
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,806
-Stop skating so fast.
414
00:19:07,806 --> 00:19:08,766
-I can't.
415
00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:10,238
I'm too good.
416
00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:27,166
-Where'd you learn to
fight like that?
417
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,086
We could use you on
our boxing team.
418
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:31,358
-If you like that one, you're
going to love this.
419
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,358
-Yeah.
420
00:19:43,358 --> 00:19:44,798
That was [inaudible].
421
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:49,198
-Yeah!
422
00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:51,118
This way, Clover.
423
00:19:51,118 --> 00:19:52,559
-Daffodils?
424
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,406
I--
425
00:19:53,406 --> 00:19:54,239
I--
426
00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:55,518
[sneezes]
427
00:19:55,999 --> 00:19:57,438
I [sneezes]
428
00:19:57,438 --> 00:19:59,839
am allergic to daffodils.
429
00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:05,118
[sneezes]
430
00:20:05,118 --> 00:20:07,998
-Didn't your mom ever teach you
that cheaters only cheat
431
00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:10,447
themselves?
432
00:20:10,926 --> 00:20:11,886
-[sneezes]
433
00:20:11,886 --> 00:20:13,806
-We should probably explain
to the judges.
434
00:20:14,287 --> 00:20:14,766
-No need.
435
00:20:15,199 --> 00:20:16,559
Already taken care of.
436
00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:17,038
-[sneezing]
437
00:20:17,327 --> 00:20:18,079
[laughter]
438
00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:20,366
-Thank you so much
for helping me.
439
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:21,806
-It's what we do.
440
00:20:26,078 --> 00:20:29,438
-It's so great that Mira and her
partner won the gold fair
441
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:29,918
and square.
442
00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:30,398
-Yeah.
443
00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:31,358
No tricks.
444
00:20:31,358 --> 00:20:32,318
The way it should be.
445
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,206
-Good sports all the way.
446
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:36,158
-Hi Clover, Sam, Alex.
447
00:20:36,158 --> 00:20:38,447
-Hi, David.
448
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,606
-David, you can't keep
us waiting forever.
449
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,526
We need to know which
one of us you like.
450
00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:43,486
-What do you mean?
451
00:20:43,486 --> 00:20:44,446
I like all of you.
452
00:20:44,446 --> 00:20:45,406
-No, no, no, no.
453
00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:47,087
Which of us do you--
454
00:20:47,087 --> 00:20:48,766
do you know, like, like?
455
00:20:49,246 --> 00:20:49,726
-Oh.
456
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,758
-We want you to pick
one of us.
457
00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:55,119
-You don't just pick a girl like
a product off a shelf.
458
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,079
-We don't mind.
459
00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:56,479
Really, go ahead.
460
00:20:56,479 --> 00:20:57,806
Tell them it's me.
461
00:20:57,806 --> 00:21:00,206
-Clover, Alex, Sam, please.
462
00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:01,646
You're all really great.
463
00:21:01,646 --> 00:21:03,518
I can't possibly choose
between you.
464
00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:04,958
I'm sorry.
465
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,878
-Did you see that?
466
00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:12,238
He was looking right at me.
467
00:21:12,718 --> 00:21:13,678
-OK, this is crazy.
468
00:21:13,678 --> 00:21:15,598
We said we weren't
going to do this.
469
00:21:16,078 --> 00:21:16,558
-Right.
470
00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:18,878
Good sportsmanship
and all that.
471
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,886
-And besides, he was staring
into my eyes.
472
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,126
-Yeah right.
473
00:21:26,447 --> 00:21:27,726
He was so checking me out.
474
00:21:27,726 --> 00:21:28,686
-You're both delusional.
475
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:30,606
It's me he wants.
476
00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:32,047
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