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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,608 --> 00:00:03,888 THEME SONG: Here we go again. 2 00:00:03,888 --> 00:00:06,768 We're getting on the road 'till we stop. 3 00:00:07,247 --> 00:00:08,207 And then we'll shop. 4 00:00:08,207 --> 00:00:14,288 So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go. 5 00:00:14,288 --> 00:00:16,127 Here we go. 6 00:00:16,127 --> 00:00:17,168 Here we go. 7 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:20,527 On a mission undercover and we're in control. 8 00:00:20,527 --> 00:00:21,520 Here we go. 9 00:00:21,999 --> 00:00:23,919 Here we go. 10 00:00:23,919 --> 00:00:26,560 Totally Spies, get on with the show. 11 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,968 Here we go. 12 00:00:27,968 --> 00:00:29,407 Here we go. 13 00:00:29,407 --> 00:00:31,808 Here we go. 14 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,160 -Mmm. 15 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,247 Huh. 16 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,207 -Mmm. 17 00:00:51,168 --> 00:00:58,288 [laughing] 18 00:00:58,288 --> 00:01:00,208 -Good afternoon, miss. 19 00:01:00,208 --> 00:01:03,088 Would you like to try an exciting new hair treatment? 20 00:01:03,088 --> 00:01:07,407 It's free and available right now. 21 00:01:07,648 --> 00:01:08,400 -Oh. 22 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,728 -Lusher, more durable, and easier to manage hair. 23 00:01:11,728 --> 00:01:12,640 -Sounds great. 24 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,000 Can I get in on the deal? 25 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,207 -Sorry, you don't have the right hair. 26 00:01:16,607 --> 00:01:17,088 Interested? 27 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:19,008 It only takes 20 minutes. 28 00:01:19,008 --> 00:01:19,968 -Mmm. 29 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:20,928 Sure. 30 00:01:20,928 --> 00:01:21,727 Why not? 31 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:22,479 -Hey! 32 00:01:22,767 --> 00:01:22,767 Wait! 33 00:01:23,248 --> 00:01:27,167 [groaning] 34 00:01:27,167 --> 00:01:28,608 I'll meet you and home later. 35 00:01:41,648 --> 00:01:41,919 Hey! 36 00:01:41,919 --> 00:01:42,927 What-- 37 00:01:42,927 --> 00:01:43,728 Oh! 38 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:47,647 [screaming] 39 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,439 -We could get that for Jer. 40 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:02,399 -A Naugahyde tuxedo? 41 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,359 Come on. 42 00:02:03,359 --> 00:02:04,319 This is a big birthday. 43 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,527 That means we got to think big. 44 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:07,279 -Look! 45 00:02:07,279 --> 00:02:08,239 What every man needs-- 46 00:02:08,239 --> 00:02:09,679 a Swiss party knife. 47 00:02:09,679 --> 00:02:12,079 20 gadgets and a pre-programmed radio with 48 00:02:12,559 --> 00:02:13,519 party tunes. 49 00:02:13,519 --> 00:02:13,999 [radio music] 50 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:14,959 [laughter] 51 00:02:14,959 --> 00:02:16,208 -I don't think so. 52 00:02:16,479 --> 00:02:18,880 -How about a velvet all-terrain golf cart? 53 00:02:19,248 --> 00:02:21,520 -Who would really want that? 54 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:24,879 Besides, none of these things seem big enough for Jerry. 55 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,240 -But it's velvet and all-terrain. 56 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,167 -Wait! 57 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:30,608 I've got the perfect idea. 58 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,488 We can throw Jerry a surprise party. 59 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:34,448 -Awesome! 60 00:02:34,927 --> 00:02:36,368 Old Jer would never expect that from us. 61 00:02:36,847 --> 00:02:39,519 Now, what kind of surprise should it be? 62 00:02:39,519 --> 00:02:40,720 -I know! 63 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,119 We can blindfold him and take him up in a hot air balloon. 64 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,687 -Or, we could trick him into meeting us in a submarine and 65 00:02:48,687 --> 00:02:50,127 invite all his friends. 66 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,128 -Yeah! 67 00:02:56,128 --> 00:02:58,527 Or we could push him off a cliff and not tell him it's a 68 00:02:59,008 --> 00:03:00,928 surprise bungee-jumping party. 69 00:03:00,928 --> 00:03:02,367 -OK, careful, Alex. 70 00:03:02,367 --> 00:03:03,808 We don't want to give him a heart attack. 71 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:06,607 [screams] 72 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:09,679 -Speaking of heart attacks, Jerry's got to stop 73 00:03:09,679 --> 00:03:11,328 scaring us like this. 74 00:03:11,328 --> 00:03:17,327 [screams] 75 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,447 -Welcome, ladies. 76 00:03:18,447 --> 00:03:20,367 -Why can't we ever come here in style, you know, like in a 77 00:03:20,847 --> 00:03:22,287 limo or something? 78 00:03:22,287 --> 00:03:24,207 -Oh, a limousine. 79 00:03:24,207 --> 00:03:25,647 Why didn't I think of that? 80 00:03:25,647 --> 00:03:27,567 I'll arrange it for you right away. 81 00:03:27,567 --> 00:03:28,527 -Awesome! 82 00:03:28,527 --> 00:03:30,047 -Yes, whatever. 83 00:03:30,047 --> 00:03:31,007 Now down to business. 84 00:03:31,488 --> 00:03:33,679 Scores of people are reportedly missing in Seattle, 85 00:03:33,679 --> 00:03:35,119 Washington. 86 00:03:35,119 --> 00:03:37,360 The peculiar thing is they all disappeared yesterday. 87 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,320 -Hey, check it out. 88 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,759 They're all redheads. 89 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,279 -You think it's a coincidence? 90 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,359 -I guess we're about to find out. 91 00:03:43,359 --> 00:03:44,799 -That's a good guess. 92 00:03:44,799 --> 00:03:46,927 You'll be departing momentarily to figure out how 93 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,239 all this ties together. 94 00:03:48,239 --> 00:03:50,959 And now, for your gear-- 95 00:03:51,408 --> 00:03:55,248 earring microphone communicators, laser lipstick, 96 00:03:55,248 --> 00:03:58,607 wind-tunnel blast straight hair dryers, jet pack 97 00:03:58,607 --> 00:04:01,408 backpacks, and THIRD. 98 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,368 -Third? 99 00:04:02,847 --> 00:04:03,647 I thought we were on gadget number five. 100 00:04:03,919 --> 00:04:06,799 -THIRD, T-H-I-R-D, Tiny, Hidden, 101 00:04:06,799 --> 00:04:08,719 Investigative Ring Devices. 102 00:04:09,199 --> 00:04:09,679 -Thanks, Jerry. 103 00:04:09,679 --> 00:04:10,879 We'll be in touch. 104 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,079 -Good luck. 105 00:04:12,368 --> 00:04:14,527 -Hmm? 106 00:04:14,848 --> 00:04:14,848 -Hmm? 107 00:04:14,848 --> 00:04:15,808 Oh, right. 108 00:04:15,808 --> 00:04:16,287 Your limo. 109 00:04:16,768 --> 00:04:17,247 It's waiting for you outside. 110 00:04:17,247 --> 00:04:20,048 -Oooh! 111 00:04:20,048 --> 00:04:21,599 [screams] 112 00:04:21,599 --> 00:04:24,960 -Yes, and the world gullible isn't in the dictionary. 113 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:25,920 A limo? 114 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,359 Please. 115 00:04:34,847 --> 00:04:37,247 -So you and your sister are very close? 116 00:04:37,247 --> 00:04:38,959 -Yeah, we're best friends. 117 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:41,680 She was supposed to meet me here yesterday afternoon, but 118 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,719 never showed up. 119 00:04:42,719 --> 00:04:44,639 -Maybe she went on an all-night shopping bender and 120 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:46,080 forgot to call? 121 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:46,559 -Hmm. 122 00:04:46,559 --> 00:04:48,000 -What? 123 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,247 I've done it like a million times. 124 00:04:49,487 --> 00:04:50,928 -My sister's really responsible. 125 00:04:50,928 --> 00:04:52,367 She would have called. 126 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,127 And no one we know has heard from her. 127 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,367 -Well, where was the last place you saw her? 128 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:58,719 -At this new salon called The Cutting Edge. 129 00:04:58,719 --> 00:05:01,599 She was going in for free hair treatment. 130 00:05:01,599 --> 00:05:03,039 -Did you get one, too? 131 00:05:03,039 --> 00:05:05,439 -I wanted to, but the woman at the salon told me I didn't 132 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,847 have the right hair. 133 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:09,807 -So your sister's a redhead, huh? 134 00:05:09,807 --> 00:05:11,007 -Beautiful, isn't it? 135 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:12,927 I hope she's OK. 136 00:05:12,927 --> 00:05:14,159 -Me, too. 137 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,367 Hey, thanks for answering all our questions. 138 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:17,808 We'll let you know if we find out anything. 139 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:24,047 -I vote we go to the salon and check things out pronto. 140 00:05:24,047 --> 00:05:25,967 -First, we need the right kind of hair-- 141 00:05:25,967 --> 00:05:27,408 red hair. 142 00:05:27,408 --> 00:05:32,447 -Good thing I'm already a redhead because at $1250 a 143 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:36,927 wig, we're about to majorly exceed our wig budget. 144 00:05:36,927 --> 00:05:39,807 -Wow, I just love being a redhead. 145 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,727 I feel totally glamorous. 146 00:05:41,727 --> 00:05:43,168 -Welcome to the club, gals. 147 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:46,048 Now you know how unbelievably wonderful it is to be mois. 148 00:05:46,527 --> 00:05:48,928 -Yeah, and unbelievably modest-- 149 00:05:49,407 --> 00:05:50,848 not. 150 00:05:51,327 --> 00:05:52,287 -Enough chatter, reds. 151 00:05:52,768 --> 00:05:53,728 It's spy time. 152 00:05:56,047 --> 00:05:57,439 -Hi, there. 153 00:05:57,439 --> 00:05:59,887 We heard a rumour about your phenomenal salon and the 154 00:05:59,887 --> 00:06:01,327 amazing new hair treatment you're offering. 155 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:04,879 -So us three natural redheads rushed right over. 156 00:06:04,879 --> 00:06:06,799 -Yes, I see that. 157 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:10,799 Unfortunately, you don't have the right hair. 158 00:06:10,799 --> 00:06:12,239 -Sheesh! 159 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:13,199 Rude much? 160 00:06:15,119 --> 00:06:17,519 -OK, so that plan was failure-riffic. 161 00:06:17,519 --> 00:06:18,959 Now what do we do? 162 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,807 -We take off these totally sweaty wigs. 163 00:06:21,807 --> 00:06:24,799 -Now that's great hair, perfect for 164 00:06:24,799 --> 00:06:26,320 our innovative treatment. 165 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,407 -Really? 166 00:06:27,407 --> 00:06:28,848 -Absolutely. 167 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:30,768 Would you like to try an exciting new treatment for 168 00:06:31,247 --> 00:06:32,207 women with blonde hair? 169 00:06:32,688 --> 00:06:35,407 It's free and available right now. 170 00:06:35,407 --> 00:06:37,967 -Sounds great. 171 00:06:37,967 --> 00:06:39,408 -Remember the mission. 172 00:06:39,408 --> 00:06:40,959 Eyes and ears open. 173 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:41,919 -Duh! 174 00:06:41,919 --> 00:06:42,879 Of course. 175 00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:44,767 I'll leave my earring communicator on. 176 00:06:44,767 --> 00:06:46,447 -We'll be right here if you need us. 177 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:48,687 -I expect Jerry's surprise party to be completely planned 178 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:53,359 by the time my beautiful hair is even more beautiful. 179 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,640 -Apparently, Sam's modesty is contagious-- 180 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,327 not. 181 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:00,287 [giggles] 182 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,727 -Oh, you have wonderful hair. 183 00:07:01,727 --> 00:07:03,647 It's just wonderful. 184 00:07:03,647 --> 00:07:04,607 -Thanks. 185 00:07:04,607 --> 00:07:06,047 I can't wait for the treatment. 186 00:07:06,047 --> 00:07:07,487 So what does it do, exactly? 187 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:09,887 SALON ATTENDANT (ON EARRING COMMUNICATOR): (LAUGHING) Oh, 188 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:13,487 it'll be a life-changing experience, I promise. 189 00:07:13,487 --> 00:07:16,848 Now, just sit back and close your eyes. 190 00:07:19,327 --> 00:07:20,287 -Hey! 191 00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:21,087 What's going on? 192 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:22,047 [screams] 193 00:07:22,527 --> 00:07:23,967 -This is not good. 194 00:07:23,967 --> 00:07:24,447 Come on. 195 00:07:24,447 --> 00:07:29,727 [screams] 196 00:07:29,727 --> 00:07:31,167 [sinister laughter] 197 00:07:37,807 --> 00:07:40,399 -The door is locked. 198 00:07:40,399 --> 00:07:41,839 -So are the windows. 199 00:07:41,839 --> 00:07:44,239 Apparently, they decided to close early today. 200 00:07:44,239 --> 00:07:45,759 -How are we going to get in? 201 00:07:45,759 --> 00:07:49,327 -By going up. 202 00:07:49,727 --> 00:07:56,287 [screams] 203 00:07:56,287 --> 00:07:58,207 -What's that thing? 204 00:07:58,207 --> 00:08:00,319 -Looks like our way in. 205 00:08:00,799 --> 00:08:01,759 -What do you say you put those 206 00:08:01,759 --> 00:08:03,199 aerobicized thighs into action? 207 00:08:05,967 --> 00:08:06,447 -Right. 208 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,007 -OK. 209 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,447 Down the hatch. 210 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:18,479 -Freaky! 211 00:08:18,479 --> 00:08:19,919 Everyone's gone. 212 00:08:20,159 --> 00:08:25,807 [screams] 213 00:08:25,807 --> 00:08:28,207 Guess the chairs must've gone through these trap doors. 214 00:08:28,687 --> 00:08:31,087 -That means Clover can't be far behind. 215 00:08:38,527 --> 00:08:43,839 [screams] 216 00:08:43,839 --> 00:08:46,559 -Sammy, look. 217 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,599 [screams] 218 00:08:49,599 --> 00:08:50,559 -Clover! 219 00:08:51,039 --> 00:08:52,319 Clover, we're here! 220 00:08:52,319 --> 00:08:53,759 -What are you waiting for? 221 00:08:54,127 --> 00:08:54,959 Help me! 222 00:08:54,959 --> 00:08:58,927 [screams] 223 00:08:58,927 --> 00:08:59,887 -Come on! 224 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:08,159 [screams] 225 00:09:08,159 --> 00:09:09,759 -We're losing her. 226 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:13,999 [screams] 227 00:09:21,439 --> 00:09:22,879 -They just disappeared. 228 00:09:23,359 --> 00:09:24,799 What are we going to do? 229 00:09:24,799 --> 00:09:28,399 -Call Jerry and hope that he knows something. 230 00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:29,359 -Hello, ladies. 231 00:09:29,359 --> 00:09:30,639 How is Seattle? 232 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:31,599 -Terrible. 233 00:09:31,599 --> 00:09:34,479 Clover's been kidnapped by an evil hair salon, a place 234 00:09:34,479 --> 00:09:35,727 called The Cutting Edge. 235 00:09:35,727 --> 00:09:37,647 -Oh, that's not at all good. 236 00:09:37,647 --> 00:09:39,567 Well, let's see what we can find out. 237 00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:40,527 Yes, here it is. 238 00:09:40,527 --> 00:09:41,487 The Cutting Edge Salon. 239 00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:44,207 It's owned by a woman named Felicia Mane, a famous 240 00:09:44,207 --> 00:09:47,727 wig-maker specializing in high-end, luxury hair pieces. 241 00:09:47,727 --> 00:09:50,079 Apparently, she's opened salons all over the world. 242 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:51,999 -Why would a famous wig-maker want to own a 243 00:09:51,999 --> 00:09:54,399 bunch of hair salons? 244 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:57,999 -Maybe she uses the extra hair from the salons to make wigs? 245 00:09:57,999 --> 00:10:00,079 -Eww, that's a disturbing thought. 246 00:10:00,079 --> 00:10:02,959 -Speaking of which, I just received this news. 247 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:05,359 People in Vienna and Rio are also missing 248 00:10:05,359 --> 00:10:06,799 after going into salons. 249 00:10:06,799 --> 00:10:09,679 Girls, I think it's high time for you two to go into the 250 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:10,639 belly of the beast. 251 00:10:10,639 --> 00:10:13,039 Miss Mane's main wig factory is in London. 252 00:10:13,039 --> 00:10:15,407 -We're on it, Jer. 253 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,807 Well, time to save Clover and stop an 254 00:10:17,807 --> 00:10:19,359 international hair disaster. 255 00:10:19,359 --> 00:10:21,759 -I just hope we'll be back in time to surprise 256 00:10:21,759 --> 00:10:24,127 Jerry on his birthday. 257 00:10:24,127 --> 00:10:25,087 [rain] 258 00:10:25,087 --> 00:10:35,118 [bell tolling] 259 00:10:35,118 --> 00:10:39,439 -So the deal is we work for Jerry, an international movie 260 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:39,918 star. 261 00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:40,878 -Right. 262 00:10:40,878 --> 00:10:42,319 What country should we be from? 263 00:10:42,319 --> 00:10:45,678 -Umm, (SWEDISH ACCENT) how about Sweden? 264 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,119 -Oh, I like it. 265 00:10:47,119 --> 00:10:48,079 -(SWEDISH ACCENT) Jerry, the international 266 00:10:48,079 --> 00:10:49,999 Swedish film star. 267 00:10:49,999 --> 00:10:51,438 But we can't reveal his name because 268 00:10:51,438 --> 00:10:53,358 he's so huge and famous. 269 00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:54,318 -Right. 270 00:10:54,318 --> 00:10:55,278 OK, here we go. 271 00:10:55,278 --> 00:10:57,679 I mean, (SWEDISH ACCENT) OK, here we go. 272 00:11:03,087 --> 00:11:04,687 -Can I help you? 273 00:11:04,687 --> 00:11:07,567 -Um, (SWEDISH ACCENT) we need to speak with Felicia Mane 274 00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:09,007 right away. 275 00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:12,159 The future of Swedish cinema depends on it. 276 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:12,639 -Right. 277 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,399 Come with me. 278 00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:15,359 -I'm Felicia Mane. 279 00:11:15,359 --> 00:11:16,687 What can I do for you? 280 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,087 -(SWEDISH ACCENT) I am Anna and this is Bridget. 281 00:11:19,087 --> 00:11:21,007 We come from Sweden to buy some wigs for 282 00:11:21,487 --> 00:11:22,927 our eccentric employer. 283 00:11:22,927 --> 00:11:25,807 -(SWEDISH ACCENT) Yah, he's an international film star. 284 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:29,647 You'd recognize the name, but we can't tell you his name. 285 00:11:30,127 --> 00:11:30,607 -A-ha. 286 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,287 OK. 287 00:11:32,766 --> 00:11:34,239 Why does he want the wigs? 288 00:11:34,239 --> 00:11:36,287 -(SWEDISH ACCENT) Because he's secretly bald. 289 00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:38,207 -(SWEDISH ACCENT) And everybody says your 290 00:11:38,207 --> 00:11:39,519 wigs are the best. 291 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:41,439 -They're right. 292 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,399 I can definitely help. 293 00:11:42,878 --> 00:11:43,838 Look through these. 294 00:11:44,319 --> 00:11:46,239 Then we'll proceed to order the wigs for your star. 295 00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:51,759 -(SWEDISH ACCENT) So, are all the wigs made 296 00:11:51,759 --> 00:11:53,759 here in this building? 297 00:11:53,759 --> 00:11:55,199 -Yes, they are. 298 00:11:55,199 --> 00:11:56,639 -(SWEDISH ACCENT) Oooh, it must be quite 299 00:11:56,639 --> 00:11:58,559 a fascinating process. 300 00:11:58,559 --> 00:11:59,519 -It is. 301 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,487 -(SWEDISH ACCENT) Do you give, uh, the tours? 302 00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:02,927 -No, we don't. 303 00:12:03,407 --> 00:12:05,087 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for an appointment. 304 00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:10,319 Edwin, please show these ladies out. 305 00:12:10,319 --> 00:12:14,239 [screams] 306 00:12:14,239 --> 00:12:16,526 -Rrrrr. 307 00:12:16,926 --> 00:12:20,639 -I guess rudeness is a theme at this company. 308 00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:23,039 -Huh? 309 00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:26,879 [crying] 310 00:12:27,359 --> 00:12:30,127 [electronic sound] 311 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:32,047 -Here's the exit, ladies. 312 00:12:32,047 --> 00:12:35,726 Have a nice day. 313 00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:38,399 -Well, that was a mega-waste of time. 314 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:39,359 -Maybe not. 315 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,526 Check out this video I just shot. 316 00:12:44,718 --> 00:12:47,567 WOMAN (ON VIDEO): (CRYING) 317 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,967 -That is big-time creepy. 318 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:51,407 -I know. 319 00:12:51,407 --> 00:12:53,566 It's as if the hair process sucks the life out of people. 320 00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:55,007 -We have to find Clover. 321 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,927 And we have to do it before it's too late. 322 00:13:00,207 --> 00:13:09,519 [bell tolling] 323 00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:10,399 -Up there. 324 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,879 -Of course, we'll have to do a little bungee maneuver first. 325 00:13:38,638 --> 00:13:41,119 -Clover! 326 00:13:41,119 --> 00:13:42,559 -You found me! 327 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:44,286 -Bad hair day, huh? 328 00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:45,727 -To say the least. 329 00:13:45,727 --> 00:13:47,278 These people are nuts. 330 00:13:47,278 --> 00:13:49,679 Felicia is growing our hair so she can harvest it and make 331 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:52,559 her wigs, not to mention billions of dollars. 332 00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:53,038 -Hey! 333 00:13:53,038 --> 00:13:54,287 I was right! 334 00:13:54,606 --> 00:13:55,566 Kinda. 335 00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:57,886 -It's her hair treatment that's making us so weak. 336 00:13:57,886 --> 00:13:59,087 -We have to get you out of here. 337 00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:01,967 -You'd better do it fast because once our hair is big 338 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,847 enough, Felicia's going to cut it off and dispose of what's 339 00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:05,727 left of us. 340 00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:08,846 [footsteps] 341 00:14:08,846 --> 00:14:10,527 [gasp] 342 00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:12,686 -Hold it right there! 343 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,519 Gotcha! 344 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,766 -As if. 345 00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:20,559 -Let me go, you jerk! 346 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,999 -Oh. 347 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:22,686 -Ha! 348 00:14:22,686 --> 00:14:23,519 [screaming] 349 00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:27,359 [growling] 350 00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:29,327 [yelling] 351 00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:30,719 -Uh-oh! 352 00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:44,399 -Well, look who we have here, our young Swedish friends. 353 00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:46,319 -Actually, we're not Swedish. 354 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,718 We're here to stop your twisted plan. 355 00:14:48,718 --> 00:14:50,638 -Too late for that. 356 00:14:50,638 --> 00:14:52,558 I already have all the hair I want and 357 00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:55,407 more, including yours. 358 00:14:55,407 --> 00:14:57,806 All of you who've had the full hair treatment will now be 359 00:14:58,287 --> 00:14:59,326 taken to the harvesting room. 360 00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:00,638 -Ah! 361 00:15:02,927 --> 00:15:04,367 You have to do something! 362 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:04,847 -Don't worry. 363 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,206 We will. 364 00:15:13,118 --> 00:15:16,158 We have to get out of these straps before this stuff 365 00:15:16,158 --> 00:15:17,118 weakens us, too. 366 00:15:17,118 --> 00:15:18,159 -No problem. 367 00:15:23,807 --> 00:15:29,199 -Yeah, I'd say that definitely beats the fire ax plan. 368 00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:31,119 -It's time to save Clover. 369 00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:32,559 To the harvesting room. 370 00:15:32,559 --> 00:15:33,999 -[sighs] 371 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,279 If only we could figure out how to get there. 372 00:15:46,607 --> 00:15:47,567 -OK. 373 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,007 That totally backfired. 374 00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:49,967 -Let's think. 375 00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:51,759 How can we get back up there? 376 00:15:52,238 --> 00:15:52,719 -Red curtain. 377 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,439 It's an open window. 378 00:15:55,439 --> 00:15:56,366 -Clover. 379 00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:57,326 Clover. 380 00:15:57,326 --> 00:15:58,286 Are you there? 381 00:15:58,286 --> 00:15:58,798 -Huh? 382 00:15:58,798 --> 00:16:00,718 Yeah, I'm here. 383 00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,638 Shouldn't you be saving me by now? 384 00:16:02,638 --> 00:16:03,598 -Uh-huh. 385 00:16:03,598 --> 00:16:05,039 Unfortunately, we're outside. 386 00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:07,438 Anyway, are you near a window with a red curtain? 387 00:16:07,919 --> 00:16:09,727 -Yeah, but I won't be much longer. 388 00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:11,726 Soon it will be my turn. 389 00:16:11,726 --> 00:16:12,686 -Oh! 390 00:16:12,686 --> 00:16:12,686 Oh! 391 00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:13,646 Oh, oh! 392 00:16:13,646 --> 00:16:15,647 Ohh! 393 00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:17,567 -Let the harvesting begin! 394 00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:30,447 [screams] 395 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,958 -We got to get up there now. 396 00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:40,207 [screams] 397 00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:41,646 -Oh! 398 00:16:47,598 --> 00:16:50,526 [screams] 399 00:16:51,007 --> 00:16:52,927 -Now that was seriously uncool. 400 00:16:52,927 --> 00:16:54,366 -Looks like we'll need a plan B. 401 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,767 -I've got it. 402 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,206 Clover? 403 00:16:58,206 --> 00:17:00,607 I know it sounds crazy, but we need you to let down your hair 404 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,527 so we can climb up to you. 405 00:17:03,006 --> 00:17:03,487 -Her hair? 406 00:17:03,487 --> 00:17:04,447 -My hair? 407 00:17:04,447 --> 00:17:05,407 -Let it down through the window. 408 00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:06,319 -OK. 409 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:07,199 I'll try. 410 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:11,918 My friends can save us, but you have to help me. 411 00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:12,399 [thud] 412 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,566 -Oh! 413 00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:17,759 Oh, ow. 414 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,198 Oh, oh, no. 415 00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:26,878 -She did it. 416 00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,319 Just like Rumpelstiltskin. 417 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:31,599 -Uh, Alex, I think you mean Rapunzel. 418 00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:32,526 -Oh. 419 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:45,999 -Too bad Felicia's treatment is sucking the life out of 420 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,438 you, Clover. 421 00:17:47,438 --> 00:17:49,358 Because your hair is truly amazing. 422 00:17:49,358 --> 00:17:50,318 -Whatever. 423 00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:52,526 Can you please just get through the bars? 424 00:17:56,638 --> 00:17:57,598 -Let's get her! 425 00:18:01,678 --> 00:18:03,119 -Come on, people. 426 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:04,479 Move faster. 427 00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:05,358 We have a lot of hair to harvest. 428 00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:08,206 -Don't even think about it! 429 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:09,246 -Hmm. 430 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:17,838 [laughs] 431 00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:18,798 -Ha! 432 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,366 [grunting] 433 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:20,847 -Toro! 434 00:18:20,847 --> 00:18:21,567 Toro! 435 00:18:22,046 --> 00:18:26,159 [grunting] 436 00:18:26,159 --> 00:18:27,327 -Uh-huh. 437 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:37,918 -Mmmm. 438 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:41,886 -Ahhh! 439 00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:50,046 [yelling] 440 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,247 -Time to shed a little light on things. 441 00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:54,126 -Ahh-ehh! 442 00:18:57,406 --> 00:18:59,678 -Huh? 443 00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:00,638 [laughter] 444 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:02,558 -You annoying brats! 445 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,607 You'll never get away with this! 446 00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:06,046 -Look at her, Sammy. 447 00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:07,758 She's totally wigging out on us. 448 00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:10,398 -Yeah, she's a regular mane-iac. 449 00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:12,799 -How about less of the bad puns and more 450 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,159 of the saving me? 451 00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:15,839 -Sorry! 452 00:19:21,487 --> 00:19:22,318 [gasps] 453 00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:25,038 -Oh, my gosh! 454 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,478 She's bald! 455 00:19:26,478 --> 00:19:30,879 She's bald and she's torturing who have hair! 456 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,318 -Now that's ironic. 457 00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:35,279 Let's wash this disgusting garbage out of our hair. 458 00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:37,566 -One group rinse coming up. 459 00:19:37,566 --> 00:19:38,879 [alarm] 460 00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:39,358 -Ahh! 461 00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:40,847 -Ahh! 462 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,286 -Ahh! 463 00:19:45,006 --> 00:19:45,966 -Ahh! 464 00:19:53,838 --> 00:19:55,758 [cheering] 465 00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:07,007 [groaning] 466 00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:07,486 -Oh! 467 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:10,799 [crying] 468 00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:11,759 -Rrrrr. 469 00:20:15,407 --> 00:20:17,486 -Another mission accomplished. 470 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:18,926 -Eh, not quite. 471 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,007 We never figured out Jerry's surprise party. 472 00:20:21,007 --> 00:20:22,446 -(GASPING) Oh no! 473 00:20:22,446 --> 00:20:23,887 I totally forgot. 474 00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,807 -At least I have an excuse, you know, being 475 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,566 abducted and all. 476 00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:28,526 -Hello? 477 00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:29,438 You had plenty of time strapped to that 478 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:30,878 chair to plan the party. 479 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:31,886 -Whatever. 480 00:20:32,366 --> 00:20:33,326 [sigh] 481 00:20:33,326 --> 00:20:34,286 -Oh, well. 482 00:20:34,286 --> 00:20:36,206 Guess all we can do now is stop by 483 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:37,166 and give him a present. 484 00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:50,846 -Happy birthday, Jerry! 485 00:20:58,238 --> 00:21:00,158 -So, what do you think? 486 00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:04,958 -Well, it's, uh, quite the unexpected treat. 487 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:07,358 Thought I must admit the real surprise is that you even know 488 00:21:07,838 --> 00:21:08,318 when my birthday is. 489 00:21:08,318 --> 00:21:09,726 -Well, what do you know? 490 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,686 We surprised him after all. 491 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,286 -I'm afraid I don't follow. 492 00:21:12,286 --> 00:21:15,166 -Well, we were planning a surprise party for you, Jer, 493 00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:17,566 but we failed miserably. 494 00:21:17,566 --> 00:21:19,006 -Well, that's a relief. 495 00:21:19,006 --> 00:21:19,326 I-- 496 00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:20,238 I hate surprises. 497 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,158 -You do? 498 00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:23,519 -Oh, absolutely. 499 00:21:23,519 --> 00:21:25,166 But only when they're on me. 500 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,126 Cheerio! 501 00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:29,198 [screams] 502 00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:31,118 -I get them every time. 31934

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