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THEME SONG: Here we go.
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We're getting on the
road til we stop.
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And then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three, now, baby,
here we go, go, go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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On a mission undercover
and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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We're totally spies so
get on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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-If you just tuned in, we're
coming to you live from
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Niagara Falls, where someone
is turning this national
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landmark into some kind of
dangerous water park.
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What kind of sick mind
would do this?
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-Come on, Sammy.
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Why don't you blade with us?
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-Yeah.
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It doesn't matter that you're
a lame roller blader.
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You can still at least
try to have some fun.
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-Ladies, and I quote--
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"Excess time spent in
recreational activities could
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be better spent exercising
the mind."
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-I got a quote for you.
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Go fish.
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Huh?
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-Well, well.
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Look what we have here.
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Skaters and violators.
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You know the rules, girls.
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No roller-blading and
no littering.
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-Littering?
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I was making a wish and
ran out of pennies!
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-Save it for someone
who cares.
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Thankfully, a model citizen
alerted me to this situation.
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-It's them, Mr. Officer.
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If you want, I can identify each
criminal in a line-up.
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-The only thing criminal
here is your nasty
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haircut and faux nails.
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You can't believe anything
she says.
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She's a notorious
rumor spreader.
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-Believe me, sir.
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I know these girls
all to well.
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They're repeat offenders
and shouldn't be
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free to roam the mall.
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-Now, now.
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This poor young lady was merely
doing a good deed.
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Here.
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Good for 20% of anything
in the mall.
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I'll be back with
reinforcements.
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-Great.
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I didn't even do
anything wrong.
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-Oh, that's right.
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You didn't do anything, Miss--
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Miss Sam No Fun.
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Sam No Fun.
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-Cut it out!
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Stop it right now!
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[screaming]
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-Afternoon, ladies.
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-You wouldn't have a blow-dryer
in your back
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pocket, would you, Jer?
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-Sorry.
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Only white, terrycloth
beach towels.
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But you can take one home as a
souvenir after your mission.
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-You'll have to teach
me that sometime.
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-Sure thing, right after you
get something to wrap.
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-Now, we've uncovered something
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quite bizarre and troubling.
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It seems various world leaders
have been creating dangerous
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thrill rides in their respective
countries.
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-Thrill rides?
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-In Germany, the chancellor
instructed removal of the
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lines on the Autobahn.
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He also added ramps.
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Driving has become
a reckless, road
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raging, bumper-car speedway.
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In Malaysia, the Prime Minister
has programmed that
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the elevators of the Petronas
Towers to drop 88 floors.
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Lastly, the Brazilian president
ordered cables cut
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on the suspension bridge.
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Busloads of tourists were left
dangling over crocodile
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infested waters.
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-Why would world leaders
convert safe national
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landmarks into major
danger zones?
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-Frankly, that's what we
need you to find out.
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the Emperor of Japan's wife
is a former WOOHP agents.
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Through her, you can get direct
access to her husband.
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-Japan?
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That's like sushi central.
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Let's go.
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-Uh, wait for the gadgets.
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One digit decoder card.
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One can of Insta-freeze
Back Off lip spray.
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A pocket sized protecting
lip spear.
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The Just Sticky Enough
glue gloves.
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The Mini Lint Vac Battery
De-Charger, and CATS.
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-Cats?
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I'm more of a dog person.
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-It stands for Crystalline
Airtight Trisect Shield.
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-As long as it's litter
box trained.
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-Yes.
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Very amusing.
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-Hey, do you guys think this
bullet train has a
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sushi bar on it?
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Here, fishy fishy.
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-Let's just hope it takes us to
the emperor's palace soon,
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like, to breathe again.
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-Can't you at least try
to have fun, Sam?
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Where else can you experience a
nice, smooth ride like this?
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-During an earthquake?
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[screams]
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-Since when do public trains
do loop-the-loops?
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-Can we just get out of here
before I lose my sashimi?
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-This digit decoder card
should do the trick.
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[beeping]
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-I think we need a little
more purchasing power.
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-Credit cards.
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Is there anything
they can't do?
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-Did we make it?
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-I think so.
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-Hey!
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There's the Emperor's Palace.
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-Huh?
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Who are the suits?
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Something
tells me this isn't the
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welcoming committee.
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-You are making one super-sized
mistake, Mr. Scary
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Japanese Guard!
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I just learned a mean martial
arts move in gym class.
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[gasp]
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-Hold it.
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I'm Keiko, the emperor's wife.
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These are my guards.
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-Oopsie.
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-What do you know?
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This is the welcoming
committee after all.
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KEIKO (OFFSCREEN): Jerry told
me you'd be coming.
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Come with me.
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If you need anything,
Mr. Katsu will be
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happy to assist you.
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-Uh, sorry, Katsu.
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I never valet park the
designer originals.
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-Hello, ladies.
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-Hello, Mr. Emperor, Sir.
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Master of masters.
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Ruler of the unworthy.
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-Goodbye, ladies.
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Goodbye.
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-OK, a man of few words?
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-Too few.
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I get a feeling there's
something he's not telling us.
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Well, then,
what are we waiting for?
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Let's get to the
bottom of this.
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-An entire palace filled with
neat stuff, and we're stuck in
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this bore-atorium.
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-Uh oh.
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Could be the emperor.
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Get out your Just Sticky
Enough gloves.
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-You're sure these gloves
are sticky enough?
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-What's he doing with
that battery?
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-It looks like he's
charging himself.
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-The repeated words, stiff hand
gestures, the battery
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charger-- it's like
he's some kind of
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animatron or something.
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-Anima-what?
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-Uh-huh.
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Just as I suspected.
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The gloves weren't
sticky enough.
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-Guards!
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-Girls, in here!
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Quick!
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What was that all about?
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-I don't know how to say this,
but we think the emperor has
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been replaced by an animatron.
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-Oh my.
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That would explain the emperor's
bizarre behavior.
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-Someone must have abducted
the real emperor.
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-You girls must find
my husband.
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He may be in great danger.
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-We'll do everything we
can, Your Highness.
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-Whoever abducted the real
emperor must be using a signal
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to control the animatronic
emperor.
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We just need a way to
track the signal.
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-Wait--
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I've got it.
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-A compact?
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-It's a gadget from
my spy days.
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-That thing is anything
but light.
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-A compact with a satellite
dish-- a compactalite.
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-Regardless, it should
track this signal.
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You can borrow the family jet.
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It's very fast.
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[growling]
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-No!
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Not the shoes!
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): We've got
to be getting close.
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-Because the beeping's
getting faster?
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-Because I can't hold
this thing anymore!
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At least there aren't
any long lines.
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[satellite beeping]
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-Check out these footprints.
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[satellite beeping]
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That's The signal seems to be
coming from beneath us.
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-Never did like merry
go rounds.
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-OK.
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So which way is out?
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-Not that way.
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-Hi!
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Um.
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We were just leaving.
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-Sure you wouldn't rather just
talk this out instead?
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-Back off, robot breath!
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): One,
two, three!
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Cool!
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-I've had it.
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There aren't any emperors
down here.
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Just dirt and rats and--
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[muffled voices]
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-Irritable foreign men?
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-Locked.
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There's got to be a way in.
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-Hmm.
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Let me try something.
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Now I get it.
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That martial arts move was
for taking out doors,
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not Japanese guards.
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-Whoa!
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There's got to be every world
leader in the world here!
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-Oh, no, more bad guys?
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-Relax!
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We're the good spies.
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I've always wanted
to say that.
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-Then you'd better untie us
quickly, before that doctor
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finishes his plan and makes us
all mysteriously disappears.
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DR EISENSTEIN (OFFSCREEN):
Sorry, girls,
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but the park is closed.
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Hello, intruders.
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Welcome to my once secret
laboratory.
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I am Dr. Eisenstein.
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-Dr. Eisenstein?
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DR EISENSTEIN (OFFSCREEN):
Yeah, I know.
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With a name like Eisenstein, I
knew I'd either have to be a
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genius or create a monster.
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I decided to do both.
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-So doc, why replace
all the world's
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leaders with your robots?
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To show off your
hidden talent?
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-Hardly.
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I've been making animatrons
since you were a little girl
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going to amusement parks
just to have fun.
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-You mean Sam used
to have fun?
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-Sam No Fun, Sam No
Fun, Sam No Fun.
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-My animatrons were the best.
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Then came this new invention--
video games!
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Now children would rather move
around a plastic joystick than
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see a lifelike swashbuckling
pirate!
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[groans]
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-So you thought you'd get back
in the biz by kidnapping world
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leaders and replacing them
with your machine men?
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00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,414
-No.
264
00:11:56,416 --> 00:12:00,051
I decided to get revenge by
making my version of the
265
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,520
greatest rulers and programming
them to build
266
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,922
hazardous train rides.
267
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:08,560
The world would be my personal
amusement park until it
268
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,162
inevitably destroys itself.
269
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:11,963
-OK.
270
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:12,664
This guy puts the
271
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,099
"reek" in "freak." -Yeah.
272
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,936
That plan stinks even more than
your average evil doctor
273
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,738
takes over the world plan.
274
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,972
Look at me.
275
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:24,342
I've been having all
the fun so far.
276
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,677
Don't worry, girls.
277
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:29,147
I promise to make it up to you
by letting you try my favorite
278
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,315
ride in the park.
279
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:36,054
Now allow me to explain
how the ride works.
280
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,791
When the car you're in gets
up to 15 rotations, the
281
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,992
ride will blow up.
282
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,395
In other words, after the
explosion, my cotton candy
283
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:48,967
will have more of a form
than you girls.
284
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,969
Oh, and remember to keep your
hands and feet inside the
285
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:51,936
vehicle at all times.
286
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,439
You wouldn't want to get hurt.
287
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,442
[maniacal laugher]
288
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,810
-Sarcastic much?
289
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,052
-We're at the fifth
rotation already!
290
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,320
-Don't worry!
291
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,523
I'm sure we'll figure a
way out of this soon.
292
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:12,457
Any second now!
293
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,391
[beeping]
294
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,726
The lip spear!
295
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,094
If only I could reach it.
296
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,796
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): 13,
13, [inaudible]!
297
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,164
-Got it!
298
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:30,308
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): 14!
299
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,576
-Oops.
300
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,977
Guess we forgot to keep our
hands and feet inside the
301
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,379
vehicle at all times.
302
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,248
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Where'd all
the world leaders go?
303
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,953
-Load them up, boys.
304
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,956
This train is already
late for a date--
305
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,192
with a bridge, that is.
306
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:50,562
Now, which robot did
I program to drive?
307
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,930
-Driving them into the river?
308
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,199
Like, how mysterious is that?
309
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,034
SAM (OFFSCREEN): We've got
catch that trailer.
310
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:56,768
-But how?
311
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,303
[honking]
312
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,070
-Ha!
313
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,338
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Shotgun.
314
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,375
They're getting away.
315
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,945
Don't we have a gadget we can
use to catch up to them?
316
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:07,846
-Gadget?
317
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,480
We don't need no stinking
gadget.
318
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,422
-Are you sure this is
such a good idea?
319
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,590
-No.
320
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,495
-Aah!
321
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,030
[shouting]
322
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,071
How does this thing work?
323
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,606
-Like this.
324
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,876
We did it!
325
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,944
[speaking foreign languages]
326
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,947
-OK, what's with world leaders
and their drab, grey suits?
327
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,282
Would it kill them
to throw a little
328
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,284
white into their wardrobes?
329
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,452
-Don't worry.
330
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,153
We're going to return you
all to your countries.
331
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,322
-Now all we have to do is
return the leaders and
332
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,325
deactivate the animatrons before
Eisenstein realizes
333
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,693
he's lost his trailer.
334
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,001
-First stop--
335
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,435
Malaysia.
336
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,771
-But how are we going to find
the Malaysian animatron?
337
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:10,108
-He turned the Petronas Towers
elevators into a deadly ride
338
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,676
on the WOOHP tape
Jerry showed us.
339
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,044
-Then that's where
we're headed.
340
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:22,820
-OK, so how exactly
does one go about
341
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,055
deactivating an animatron?
342
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,858
-This Mini Lint Vac Battery
De-Charger should suck the
343
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,092
life out of him.
344
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,261
The problem is, how do
we get close enough?
345
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,429
-Hmm.
346
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,175
Now I can get as close
as I went to
347
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,977
that phony prime minister.
348
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,078
-Uh oh.
349
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,112
Jerry forgot to charge
the battery.
350
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,314
How techno-lame.
351
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,482
-Doesn't he know it's
like a cell phone?
352
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,251
No juice, no use.
353
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,252
SAM (OFFSCREEN): That's it.
354
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,053
-What's it?
355
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,254
-Your cell phone.
356
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,956
We can use the power
from that.
357
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,123
Here, give it to me.
358
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,560
-What if I get a really
important call?
359
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,294
-Here you go.
360
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,429
Now be careful.
361
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,997
It might be slightly
more powerful.
362
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,168
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN, USING A FAKE
VOICE): Excuse me, Mr.
363
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,903
Prime Minister, sir.
364
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,004
-Yes, soldier?
365
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:16,374
-Uh, are my medals
on correctly?
366
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,643
-[pained yelps]
367
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,315
-Back off, you creep!
368
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,851
[screaming]
369
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,855
-Get out of the way!
370
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,257
He's gonna blow!
371
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,859
-That's one down.
372
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,260
Now let's take care of the
rest of the world.
373
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,470
-Where to next?
374
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,871
The land down under?
375
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,440
-I don't know about under, but
we'll be going down if
376
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,409
Eisenstein has anything
to say about it.
377
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,215
-We've got to protect
the world leaders.
378
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,750
I'll put us on autopilot.
379
00:16:58,752 --> 00:16:59,584
-Look out, man.
380
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,385
-What are they doing?
381
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,019
-Help me, please!
382
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:01,853
[interposing voices]
383
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:02,987
-Everyone stay calm.
384
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,989
We've got the situation
under control.
385
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,591
-Hello, ladies.
386
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,260
So nice to see you again.
387
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,628
-Please.
388
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,797
We've taken down your little
henchmen robots before.
389
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,565
-Hmm, yeah, that's true.
390
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,468
Perhaps this time they should
have some support.
391
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,840
-On second thought,
everybody panic!
392
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,176
-Eliminate them all!
393
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:29,047
-Maybe if we just hide back
here they'll all go away.
394
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,789
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): That'll
teach you to
395
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,158
mess with my hair!
396
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,593
-We've got to get the
leaders out of here!
397
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:56,107
-Sucks, don't it?
398
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,475
-Spread out!
399
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,315
Huh?
400
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,650
[scream]
401
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,484
-Hello?
402
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,919
You heard your boss.
403
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,287
Eliminate me.
404
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:17,462
I hope you're equipped with
built-in parachutes.
405
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,329
-Quick.
406
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,931
Everyone into the tube.
407
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,099
[interposing voices]
408
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,939
-Time to let the CATS
out of the bag.
409
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,874
DR EISENSTEIN (OFFSCREEN):
[grunting]
410
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,475
Help!
411
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,742
Help me!
412
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:32,810
Help!
413
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,012
-We really should
help him out.
414
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:35,947
-All right.
415
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,148
-Ready to give up your
practice, doc?
416
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,752
You're an animatron.
417
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,123
-But if he's an animatron, then
someone had to build him.
418
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,826
Unless he built himself,
but I don't see how.
419
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,361
My head hurts.
420
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:54,098
-The real life Dr. Eisenstein
crated me in his image before
421
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:54,866
he passed on.
422
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,101
It was his way of being im--
423
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:57,835
-Immature?
424
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,003
-Immortal.
425
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:03,174
But unfortunately, he programmed
me to self-destruct
426
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,844
if I ever gave out
that information.
427
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,179
(SLOWLY) Well, girls.
428
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:11,082
It was fun while it lasted.
429
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:14,118
-OK, that was like, totally
unexpected.
430
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:19,690
-Look!
431
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:23,094
This must control
the animatrons.
432
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:26,664
-Hopefully, that's the of Dr.
Eisenstein's robots forever.
433
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,267
-Let's get inside the plane and
get these leaders home.
434
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,305
-Hello, anybody home?
435
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,842
-Oh, thank you so much for
saving my husband.
436
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,244
-Yes, excellent work, girls.
437
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,979
-It was our pleasure.
438
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,080
-Yeah.
439
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,550
It was the least we could
do for a WOOHP spy.
440
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,818
-You girls should take
a vacation after that
441
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,619
assignment.
442
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,954
Why bother?
443
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,456
We've been every place in the
world in the last 24 hours.
444
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,858
-Every place except home.
445
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,698
TV: This week on
446
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:06,504
"Troy's Bayou." [snoring]
447
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,806
-What gives, you lame-os?
448
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,741
Let's go to the roller
blade park!
449
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,844
-You want to go to the
roller blade park?
450
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,012
-Yeah.
451
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,080
All that talk about thrill
rides got me
452
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,716
psyched up to have fun.
453
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,617
-Go away.
454
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,952
I'm wiped.
455
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,286
-Drained.
456
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:22,820
[sigh]
457
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,355
-You're right.
458
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:28,025
We should stay home, blob out,
and order some yummy take out.
459
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,228
-Love it.
460
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,195
-Hello?
461
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,663
Yes!
462
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,399
I'd like to order egg rolls,
shrimp fried rice, and some
463
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,802
Clover and Alex No Fun.
464
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,270
-Oh no.
465
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,137
SAM (OFFSCREEN): Clover
and Alex No Fun.
466
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,405
Clover and Alex No Fun.
467
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,840
Hey, this is fun.
468
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,075
Clover and Alex No Fun.
469
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,376
Aw, Clover and Alex got tired.
470
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,178
Clover and Alex No
fun, ha ha ha ha.
471
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,980
Eat my dust!
472
00:20:49,948 --> 00:21:00,057
(theme music)
473
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:19,043
(theme music)
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