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THEME SONG: Here we go,
we're getting on the
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road 'til we stop.
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And then we'll shop.
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So 1, 2, 3, now, baby,
here we go.
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Here we go!
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Here we go, on a mission
undercover
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and we're in control.
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Here we go, here we go,
we're Totally Spies so
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get on with the show.
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Here we go, here we
go, here we go!
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MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN):
Welcome to the Windsor Mall,
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London's newest and largest
shopping center.
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-Oh, this store is everything
everyone said it was going to
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be and more.
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I could stay in here forever!
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-Oh, what's happening?
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[screaming]
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-This new mall is, like, the
biggest thing that's happened
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to me since acrylic nails.
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I can't wait until
it's finished.
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-Me neither.
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Just looking at it gives
me goosebumps!
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Hey, can't you guys
build any faster?
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-Take it easy, Alex.
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Malls aren't built in a day.
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Well, until the new one's done,
looks like we're stuck
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with our old tried and
true luxury mall.
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-OK, one guess.
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Who am I?
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-Mandy.
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-Yes, who wants me now?
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I'm so popular I
can't even seek
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refuge at the mall anymore.
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[screams]
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Ah, trying to be me?
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As if.
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It would take you months with
a professional makeup artist
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to achieve my look
of perfection.
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-I was totally just playing
around, Mandy.
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-Yeah, lighten up a little,
beauty queen.
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-Let's blow this makeup stand.
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-No one gets away with calling
me beauty queen and not really
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meaning it.
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This should bring down that
pathetic wannabe.
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[beeping]
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-Hey, you, stop!
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Thief!
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Get back here!
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[beep]
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-Huh?
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-Third floor.
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Gadgets, video, and info on
your next assignment.
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[pained laughter]
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-This better be urgent, Jer.
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You interrupted a very important
shopping spree.
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-Actually, this mission hits
very close to home.
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It seems something or someone
is kidnapping shoppers at
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exclusive stores called All
The Rage, destroying the
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stores in the process.
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-Destroying stores
and abducting
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people while they shop?
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How evil and horrible.
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-I know, I know.
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I'm here for you.
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-Who could be behind this?
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-That's where you come in.
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You'll be going undercover.
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-As three gorgeous shoppers?
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-Actually, as three TV
fashion reporters.
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-Ahem.
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-Of course, as three gorgeous
TV fashion reporters.
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You'll be going to Cairo, where
we're fairly certain
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this group's next
action will be.
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It's your job to find out
where they are, and--
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-Yeah, yeah, we know.
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Come on, girls, we have
to save a store.
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-Hang on.
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Don't forget your gadgets.
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-Oh, yeah.
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My favorite part of
our missions.
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-Ultra energy laser lip balm,
jet pack backpacks, hair clip
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monster grips, fume emitting
cameras, voice alterer,
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compact parasols which double
as laser saws, and of
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course, some cash.
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-Hello, it's the 21st century.
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We all have credit cards.
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-C-A-S-H, Alex, is a changeable
application spy
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halter top.
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Could be a parachute, a net,
a flotation device.
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-Cool.
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-Uh, yes.
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Only the coolest
for you girls.
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Well, cheerio.
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Good luck in Cairo.
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-We're here live in ancient
but fashionable Egypt.
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Hey!
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Point the camera at
me, Spielberg.
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-Oopsie.
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[cheering]
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-See anything strange?
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-Not yet.
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I'm gonna go look around.
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[screaming]
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-Sam?
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Sam!
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Look!
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There's some sort of laser
perimeter on those--
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gates.
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-We have to save Sam.
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There's a skylight!
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Let's go!
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-Hey!
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-Use the parasol.
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-Good idea.
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-Whoa!
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-Cables.
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Do you think--
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-It's like a huge elevator.
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Let's go!
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-Oh, great.
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I hope Jer got the extended
warranty on this thing.
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[squeaking]
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-What's that sound?
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[scream]
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-Ew!
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-Yuck!
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-Rats, ew!
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Creepy!
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Breeding flies!
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Ew!
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-I'm sick of watching
this tape.
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We gotta figure out how
to get Sam back.
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-Whoa.
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Who's that freak?
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-Major freak.
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Why is he so zoned while
everyone with half a brain is
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in a major panic?
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-Let's see what Jerry thinks
of this weirdo.
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-Hello, ladies.
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Sorry about Sam.
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-I just sent you some pictures
from the store.
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There's a calm, freaky guy in
the middle of the crowd.
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-Yes, I see him.
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Suspiciously calm, eh?
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Oh, by the way, Clover, the
Beverly Hills mall security
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office needs to see you ASAP.
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Some trouble involving
shoplifted perfume?
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-I didn't do it!
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-I'm just the messenger.
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Ah, yes.
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Here's the scoop.
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The calm man on the tape
is Simon Tucker.
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He's a former owner of a popular
mom and pop store in
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Ireland that was bought out by
Harrows, the high end store
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that recently opened
a mall near Dublin.
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Simon Tucker fought to save
his store, but couldn't.
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-But why would he be
kidnapping people?
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-Sounds like we're going
to Ireland to find out.
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-You are spot-on correct,
my dear.
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Ta-ta.
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-Hi, I'm calling about--
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-Hey, you're the shoplifter!
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-I am so not the shoplifter!
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I'm totally innocent!
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-That's her.
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That Clover girl.
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-What is she doing there?
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She's a liar!
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-You'd better turn yourself
in, fugitive!
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-Why was that little
witch Mandy there?
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-Ugh.
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Who knows?
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I'd like to squash her
overly perfumed head.
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-I wonder whatever happened to
that nasty little mom and pop
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store that used to be here?
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-Yes, uh, Simon Tucker
did formerly have a
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shop on this site.
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We bought him out and
built over him.
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That's business.
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-He mustn't have been too
happy about that.
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-He was paid handsomely.
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Now, please leave the store.
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We only cater to a select
upscale clientele, and you're
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not it.
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-[growls]
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-You really must leave,
or I'll call security.
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-OK, I'm having enough trouble
with mall security.
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Girlfriend, let's go.
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-We've been kicked out of
better stores than this.
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-If this store's built
over Simon
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Tucker's old shop, then--
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-Maybe we should drop
by later to do a
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little after hours spying.
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-[laughs]
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-Exactly.
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There isn't squat about Simon
Tucker in any of these files.
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-Tell me about it.
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This was just a big waste
of time in a gross room.
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-Whoa!
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OK, this room is grosser.
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-Hello, these are all Simon
Tucker's old files.
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-This must be part
of his old store.
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-Listen to this.
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If they try to steal my
store from me, they're
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going to pay dearly.
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These capitalist pigs will
feel the wrath of
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Anti-Consumer Team.
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[squeaking]
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[scream]
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-More rats.
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I know how to get rid of them.
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-[coughing]
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-What the--
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rats!
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-What do we do now?
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-Just run!
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-Looks like this is the
end of the passageway.
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-Then let's make a
new passageway!
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-[screaming]
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-Huh?
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-[growling]
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-I mean, how weird is that?
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A bunch of anti-mall freaks
chasing us with wooden clubs.
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-Freaky indeed.
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It appears the club is made from
a very rare Sydney red
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gum tree, which only grows
in Sydney, Australia.
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-So the wackos get their
wood from Australia.
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OK.
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-Is Simon Tucker from Australia
or something?
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-Fair assumption, but
we're not definite.
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What we do know is that his
former store was an Australian
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import shop.
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-No wonder his store
went under.
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-Speaking of under, you two will
be leaving for down under
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in one hour.
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Good day, ladies.
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-OK, time to find
Simon Tucker.
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Should be cake.
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Luckily, Australia is
a tiny little place.
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[didgeridoo music]
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-Oh, wait.
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Did you hear something?
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Peace, love, and groovy
times, baby.
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-What is this place?
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And what's with those patches?
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Are those people
doing tai chi?
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-Attack!
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Destroy that mall!
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-Down with consumers!
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Down with malls!
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Stop all shoppers!
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Demolish the walls!
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-Whoa.
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These people are
serious wackos.
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-Look over there.
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-Down with consumers!
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-A whole training camp to learn
how to destroy stores.
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-These people are, like,
my worst nightmare.
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-What the--
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-So this is where all
the stores end up?
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-They shoot through the tunnel,
like the one in Cairo.
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-That means Sam must be
around here somewhere.
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-I think I've perfected
a more potent patch.
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Come to the lab.
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-Putting the patches on the
temple stimulates more of the
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nerve endings faster.
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00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,271
Now, the mind think serum
travels directly to the
268
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,606
brain's core.
269
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,075
Our revolutionary anti-shopping
army will be
270
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,343
even more powerful.
271
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,845
I think Simon will be happy.
272
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:30,482
-You call yourselves
anti-shopping revolutionaries?
273
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,183
I think not!
274
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,251
-Sam?
275
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,720
-As we carry out the revolution,
remember our
276
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:39,357
goal-- to destroy all
shopping, right?
277
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,658
-Right!
278
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:44,028
-I can't hear you!
279
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:44,996
-Right!
280
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,665
Shopping is evil, sir!
281
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,935
-Man, Sam is totally
brainwashed.
282
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,971
It must be that patch
on her head.
283
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,839
-Whatever it is, we have
to get her out
284
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,207
of here, like, now.
285
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,312
-OK, we swoop down and net Sam.
286
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,680
Ready?
287
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,250
-Huh?
288
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:09,020
[screams]
289
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:09,687
-Hey!
290
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,257
What the--
291
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,224
-Let me down!
292
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,360
You won't get away with this!
293
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:19,531
-Retreat!
294
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,165
-Ow!
295
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,299
-Hey!
296
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,043
-Attention, anti-shoppers.
297
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,711
We have caught the infiltrators
298
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,780
They're in prison one.
299
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,683
-I couldn't have designed
a better prison myself.
300
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,717
-Yeah.
301
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,253
I hope there's a
sale going on.
302
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,188
-Simon Tucker!
303
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,222
-That's me.
304
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,424
Welcome to your final
minutes as misguided
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00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,259
materialistic consumers.
306
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,830
After my technicians apply these
to your fragile temples,
307
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:55,366
I'll be proud to have
you in my army.
308
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,436
-We are not joining
any army of yours.
309
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,605
-You're from Beverly
Hills, aren't you?
310
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,172
-Yes.
311
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,807
And proud of it.
312
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,576
-And you love shopping.
313
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:05,743
Then you'll love this.
314
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,480
-Sweet!
315
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,282
These are fabulous!
316
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,017
-And expensive.
317
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,854
-Oh, they totally match that
short blue skirt you just
318
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:16,621
bought.
319
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,956
-Beverly Hills is a scourge.
320
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,326
The ultimate paradise
for evil shoppers.
321
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:24,295
It's the most heinous example
of consumerism on earth.
322
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,998
-Down with consumers.
323
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,600
Down with malls.
324
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:29,767
Stop all shoppers.
325
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,170
Demolish the walls.
326
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,806
-I don't know what Beverly Hills
you're talking about.
327
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,675
-And you are not going to get
away with your evil plan!
328
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,044
By the way, what-- what
is your evil plan?
329
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,214
-Well, since you'll soon be
helping to carry it out, I
330
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,816
guess I can tell you.
331
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,118
I plan on ridding the world
of all materialism and
332
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,219
consumerism--
333
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,456
the very things that
ruined my life.
334
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:56,461
I and ACT, my anti-consumerism
teams, will destroy malls
335
00:14:56,463 --> 00:15:00,398
around the world, starting
with the new mall in your
336
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,332
Beverly Hills.
337
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,133
-What?
338
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,068
No way, you creep!
339
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,170
You can't!
340
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,505
-That's our new mall!
341
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,240
Nothing's going to stand between
us and that mall!
342
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,608
You're going down, Mister!
343
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,315
[screams]
344
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,951
-The jets are ready
to leave, sir.
345
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,320
The armies of ACT
are mobilized.
346
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,555
-Sam, how can you do this?
347
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,090
It's Beverly Hills!
348
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:26,824
Ow!
349
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:27,992
Beverly Hills!
350
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,761
-Down with consumers!
351
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,029
Down with malls!
352
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,363
Stop all shoppers!
353
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,998
Demolish the walls!
354
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,268
-Too bad you won't be in the
army to destroy your own mall.
355
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,737
But there are many others.
356
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:46,311
Well, time to go to
the grand opening.
357
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,780
I mean, grand closing.
358
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:54,252
[laughs]
359
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,754
-Hey, these scarves
are from Paris.
360
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,327
-Ha!
361
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:08,933
-That was not the kind of
shopping spree I had in mind.
362
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,436
-We have to get to the new
Beverly Hills mall right away.
363
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,572
The future of shopping
depends on us!
364
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:38,596
[cheering]
365
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,131
-Down with consumers!
366
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,666
Down with malls!
367
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,001
Stop all shoppers!
368
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,569
Demolish the walls!
369
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:55,847
-Quick, use the voice-altering
bullhorn thingy!
370
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,982
-(SIMON TUCKER'S VOICE)
This is Simon Tucker.
371
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:02,887
My faithful ACT army, come
destroy the third floor.
372
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:03,521
-Troops!
373
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,590
-Down with consumers!
374
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,258
Down with malls!
375
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,760
Stop all shoppers!
376
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,266
-Sam, snap out of it!
377
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,200
-Remember us?
378
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,303
We're your friends,
Clover and Alex?
379
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,005
-Shopping is evil!
380
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,908
-We have to get those stupid
patches off her head.
381
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:28,679
Oh, my--
382
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,190
-Put on your halter.
383
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,459
We can grab Sam and
parachute down.
384
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,432
-Whoa!
385
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,366
-Over there!
386
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,901
Land in the fountain.
387
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:54,839
-Ew, that water looks nast!
388
00:17:54,841 --> 00:18:00,344
-Wouldn't you like to take a
nice, refreshing bath, Sammy?
389
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,546
-Stay away!
390
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,648
Ow!
391
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,650
-Sorry!
392
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,652
-Man, that was weird.
393
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,954
Was I, like, brainwashed
or something?
394
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:10,988
-You totally were.
395
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,423
But no time to chat.
396
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,158
-Wait, I remember!
397
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,426
We have to save this mall.
398
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,727
Simon plans to blow it up.
399
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:17,662
-Duh!
400
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,663
What do you think we've
been doing?
401
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,831
-There he is!
402
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,802
-We have to get the patches
off the ACT
403
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,971
army and stop Simon.
404
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,639
-Well, water should
do the trick.
405
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,007
That's how yours came off.
406
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:30,942
-Good point.
407
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:31,776
I have a plan.
408
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:31,943
Come on!
409
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,383
-Troops, it's almost time to
commence the grand plan.
410
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:42,320
Come in closer and
listen well.
411
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,488
-OK.
412
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:50,261
[alarm]
413
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,529
-Peel your patches off.
414
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,897
That's an order!
415
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,735
-Simon is an evil man.
416
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,537
He has no right to
hurt innocent
417
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,972
people and destroy malls!
418
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,240
Now, let's stop him!
419
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,943
[cheering]
420
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,445
-You won't win!
421
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,980
You'll never win!
422
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,082
I have my new army!
423
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,283
-Are you close to it?
424
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,518
-Yes.
425
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,052
[screaming]
426
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,954
-Huh?
427
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:17,655
Huh?
428
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,060
This can't be happening!
429
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,996
My plan was foolproof!
430
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,404
-Congrats, girls.
431
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,706
You've made the world safe again
for obsessive shoppers.
432
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:42,847
-I swear, I didn't steal it.
433
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,849
-It was found in your bag.
434
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,950
That's the point.
435
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,985
And you have to deal with
the consequences.
436
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,354
And they're not pretty.
437
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,623
-You have to believe me!
438
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,858
Please!
439
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,993
I am not the kind of
person who'd steal!
440
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:56,994
-Case closed.
441
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,362
It was in your bag.
442
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,265
-You are not gonna lie your
way out of this one.
443
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,035
-No one gets away with calling
me beauty queen and not really
444
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,169
meaning it.
445
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,705
This should bring down that
pathetic wannabe.
446
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:12,443
-You!
447
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,811
I knew you were in on this.
448
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,946
-Nice try, lady.
449
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:18,149
I hereby assign you to
two weeks on the
450
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,951
store's cleaning crew.
451
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,219
-Cleaning crew?
452
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,388
I've never cleaned anything
in my entire life!
453
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:28,059
Can't I just hire someone to
do the cleaning for me?
454
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,528
-While you're cleaning the mall,
why don't you take this
455
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,630
opportunity to clean
up your act?
456
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,404
Uh, so how did that TV
turn on by itself?
457
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,306
-And then show the exact
tape you needed?
458
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,008
-No need to thank me, girls.
459
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,676
It was my pleasure.
460
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,777
-Jer, you rule!
461
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:50,848
[laughing]
462
00:20:51,917 --> 00:21:02,026
(theme music)
463
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:21,012
(theme music)
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