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THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the

road 'til we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3 now, baby, here we go.

Here we go!

Here we go!

On a mission undercover and we're in control.

Here we go!

Here we go!

We're Totally Spies, mm, get on with the show.

Here we go!

Here we go!

Here we go.

-Dad, this is so boring.

It's just a rock with a bunch of dead guys on it.

-Aw, come on, son.

One more picture.

Now, smile!

[click]

[screams]

-Yeah!

Whoa.

Woo!

Whoa!

-What's wrong, Clover?

Did you, like, hurt yourself or something?

-No, I'm fine.

-Then what's with the lame rollerblading?

[gasps]

-Whoa!

Watch and learn, ladies.

-Huh?

-Oof!

-Ah, ow!

-Uh!

Oh no, I'm so sorry!

Are you OK?

-Uh, yeah, yeah.

I'm fine.

Uh, don't worry about it.

-Wow, she's good.

-Very good.

-Sure, Saturday night would be perfect, Jason.

-Cool.

I'll pick you up at 8:00.

-Did you see that?

I just got a date with Jason Roberts.

Mandy's going to so hate me.

She's been wanting to go out with him for like--

[screams]

-Wha, wha, whoa!

Uh, oh, sorry, dear.

-Ugh, no problem.

That was just the million dollar prototype for our new

billion dollar surveillance satellite.

-Ooh.

-Spies, I've called you here because I've got an important

assignment for you.

Famous landmarks from around the world are being stolen.

-How does someone steal a landmark?

Aren't they big and kind of connected to the ground?

-Well, our perpetrator has found a way to shrink them,

then suck them up into the sky.

We've acquired some video taken by tourists who have

witnessed these events.

[screams]

-Oh!

-Huh?

Ha ha, oops.

Now, it seems that this thief is moving from west to east.

So according to WOOHP calculations, the Taj Mahal is

the next target.

-Cool.

We get to go to Mexico.

-Uh, India.

-Yes.

And you'll be posing as diplomats.

Here are your papers,

credentials and native costumes.

Now, for your gadgets.

-Wow.

-Today's specials include an all-in-one lipstick and

titanium extendo-rod.

-Ugh, I look horrible in pinks.

-A locator deactivater rhinestone headband,

turbo-fueled jet pack backpacks, Telescopic Optic

2000 sunglasses with built-in cam, a laser cutter eyelash

curler, and a CADBOP.

-Is that one of those fruit-flavored snacks?

-No, it's a Climb Anything Dirt Bike that's

Octane-Powered.

-Whoa!

-Uh, one thing Jer.

How long do you think this mission will take?

-I can't be sure, actually.

As long as it takes for you to find and stop whoever is

behind this.

-Well, you see, I've got this date Saturday night.

So it would be better for me if we could

just be back by then!

-Wow, that is amazing.

-Oh.

-It's even bigger than some of the houses in Beverly Hills!

-Uh.

-I don't understand why you had to lug all your

clothes with you.

-Fashion crisis!

I need to pick out what to wear on my date.

Number one rule in dating, the outfit is everything.

Wait, isn't that the number one rule in life?

-It seems like Jerry overlooked one little detail.

How are we going to get in?

-We're diplomats, remember?

We have papers and credentials.

[gasps]

-We're closed for renovations.

No one gets in.

-What do we do now?

-I'm thinking.

-Four days until Jason.

Can you think a little faster?

-Yeah!

Who's up for climbing?

[grunting]

-Oh!

Ugh, how do girls move in these things?

-Don't worry, I can fix this.

You know, since short is last year's long, I'm thinking we

market these things and make a killing.

-All right, you guys, let's do what we do best.

-Cool, point me toward the gift shop.

-Grr.

-Place looks clean.

-I'm contacting Jerry and telling him that WOOHP's

calculations are wrong.

-Wait, what's this?

-It's either a tracking device or a way-cool mood ring.

-Let me see.

[screams]

-Look out!

The walls are closing in!

-So's the ceiling!

We're going to get squashed!

-Quick!

The door!

-It's locked!

-Over here!

-We're not going to make it through!

[grunting]

-Hold on.

The all-in-one lipstick and titanium extender rod should

do the trick.

[grunts]

[screams]

[screams]

-I think it's time we called Jerry.

-Hello, ladies.

-Uh, Jer, the Taj Mahal kind of got away from us, if you

know what we mean.

-But we recovered this tracking device.

And to catch whoever's behind this, we need you to see if

its frequency matches any other frequencies of tracking

devices elsewhere in the world.

-Let's see.

Ah-ha, yes, yes, I'm picking up a faint signal near the

Great Wall.

-Looks like we're Peru-bound.

-Uh, try China.

-Hmph.

-I wish it could help me find an outfit for my date.

-This locator should find the tracking device, no problem.

Ah-ha, here it is!

Now let's deactivate it.

Like I said, let's deactivate it.

-Let me try.

There you go.

And you thought I wear these just because they look good.

[explosion]

Oh!

-Found anything yet, Alex?

-Not yet.

Whoa, headache.

Hey, what is that?

I think I see a black speck, or is it a black dot?

No, it's kind of like a black piece of rice.

-Why don't you zoom in and find out?

-Ha, oh yeah.

Hey, that's a black blimp!

With two people on board!

-Alright, spies, time to fly.

[grunts]

-How are we going to get in?

-This thing's got turbo, right?

[explosion]

-Could have warned me you were going to do that.

-Check that out.

-I have a sneaking suspicion this is the shrinking machine

where all the action's coming from.

And there are the people responsible.

-And they're like two feet tall!

-I don't care if you can't locate the tracking device.

Use manual controls, but get me my Great Wall.

Then return immediately to the island so we can find out

what's broken and get ready to carry out the rest of my plan.

-Yes, sir.

-We've got to deactivate that machine.

-This should do the trick.

[alarm]

-Huh?

-What was that?

-I'll check it out.

-Time for Plan B. [grunts]

[grunts]

-Sally!

We have invaders!

-Invader this!

[screams]

[screams]

-Remind me not to arm wrestle these guys.

-Sinclair, get the one by the machine.

I'll take the other two.

-Ah!

-Ha, I've got you now.

-I wouldn't be so sure.

[grunts]

[screams]

-Zap her with the Alpha X9 ray gun!

[grunts]

-Unh, oh, here comes my lunch.

Ah!

Ah!

[screams]

Oh no!

I can't move!

Aah!

-I think it's time we stepped outside.

-Ah!

-Gotcha!

Stay put.

-Where am I going to go?

-Quick, zap the other two.

-This is just great.

How am I going to try on my clothes for my date?

-On analysis of the strange purple substance on Clover's

pants reveals this could only be the work of one man--

Diminutive Smalls.

-Diminutive who?

-Smalls.

Years ago, he was a WOOHP scientist working on a formula

to increase strength by reducing mass.

There was a freak accident.

He and his two siblings got shrunk by his own machine, but

gained incredible strength.

It seems Diminutive has now perfected the shrinking

process and wants revenge.

-If only he'd gotten a little therapy, then the whole world

wouldn't be in this mess.

-We've been picking up an unusual level of radiation

from a small island in the South

China Sea called Jarnesia.

Our experts believe he may have set up camp there.

-That's probably the island they were talking about.

We'll check it out right away.

-He's dangerous, so be careful, spies.

-Hey!

What about me?

-Yes, we're already working on an antidote for you, Clover.

-Good.

Because you see, in two days I've got this date with this

guy named Jason who--

-I know, I know.

-But, did I tell you about the dimple he's got right in the

middle of--

-Oh, so sorry.

I, I think we're breaking up.

Good bye!

[giggles]

-1, 2, 3, hit it!

[screams]

-These CADBOPs rock!

-And roll!

-Whoa!

-Check out that creepy castle.

-That's exactly what we're going to do.

-This CADBOP is way cool!

-Look, there's the--

welcoming committee.

Uh oh!

-Ready, and fire!

[lasers firing]

Fire again!

[lasers firing]

-We're in a real-life video game!

-Oh no!

We're trapped!

-Not so fast.

Ha!

Let's see him try to get us now!

[lasers firing]

Whoa!

[screams]

-You and your big mouth.

[screams]

-Ah!

Oh!

Ow.

[screams]

-Clover, we're coming!

Follow that tank!

Now what are we going to do?

-Maybe there's a way in from the roof.

-Argh!

We can't get any traction!

Whoa!

[crash]

-I guess these are climb almost anything dirt bikes.

-I have an idea.

This should do the trick.

-That wasn't the belt I lent you, was it?

-We're ready to go.

Clover, I want to thank you for being our guinea pig.

Now that I see how well my device works on humans--

-The world's greatest monuments, all in one place!

-I've decided to dream a little bigger.

Instead of shrinking and stealing the monuments of the

world so I could decorate my island, I'm going to shrink

and steal the cities of the world, people and all, so I

can have subjects to rule over!

-Listen, pal, you're never going to get away with this.

-Oh, like you're going to stop me?

[grunts]

-Ha!

Ha!

All right, let's turn her into an ant.

[maniacal laughter]

-Here's our chance.

I'll tackle the annoying one, you grab the other two.

-Gotcha.

[grunts]

-I said I'll tackle the annoying one!

-I know, so why are you going after that one?

She's the annoying one!

-Not half as annoying as that one!

[maniacal laughter]

-Now, when this machine gets nice and toasty, you girls

will be shrunk to the size of dust particles.

Too bad we won't be able to watch, but we've got a little

city to shrink and steal called Tokyo.

Maybe you've heard of it?

[maniacal laughter]

-Now what?

[grunts]

I can't reach my gadgets.

-Look, my laser cutter eyelash curler shrunk along with me.

This whole time, I could have had great lashes

and didn't know it.

-Ah!

-That was close!

-Now we have a city to save.

Strap on your jet pack backpacks and

let's blow this joint!

-Wait up!

There they are, and they're almost ready to go!

-Maybe we can destroy the blimp's steering system so

Smalls can't hold it in position.

-No.

How did those annoying little pests get free?

That's it, hand me the portable Alpha X9.

-Watch out, I think he sees us.

[lasers firing]

[screams]

[lasers firing]

[screams]

[maniacal laughter]

-Yep, he sees us.

We need to split up or we'll never get close enough.

Cover for me, I'm going in!

[maniacal laughter]

-Try this on for size!

[lasers firing]

-No!

Ah, I can't watch!

-Me, neither!

[lasers firing]

-That gives me an idea.

-OK, we're here.

What now?

-Follow my lead.

-Huh?

-Oh no!

My jet pack is running out of fuel!

-So is mine!

-Really?

Mine's fine.

-Alex!

-Whoops!

I, I mean, oh no!

I'm out of fuel, too!

-We're trapped!

-I told you we'd outlast them.

Now this is where the fun really starts!

Ready.

Aim.

Fire!

[lasers firing]

[screams]

[sirens]

-You haven't seen the last of me!

-Spies, once again, a job well-done.

-Thanks, Jerry!

-Yo, guys!

Hey, hello?

Can you ease up a bit?

[doorbell]

-Good thing I kept my old doll's outfits.

-Hold on, I'll get it.

-Hey, uh, this is for, uh--

-Me!

-Yeah.

[screams]

-OK, guys, quick!

Quick!

Shoot me with the gun, then I'll have just enough time

before Jason shows up to change out of this awful doll

outfit and into my special date outfit.

-Let me do it!

-No, let me!

[screams]

[gasps]

[grunts]

-Oh, my!

Oh, no!

I can't wear these!

I can't wear anything!

Jason can't see me like this.

What am I going to do?

Ah!

Cancel.

That's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to have you go to the door and cancel my date.

Tell him I'm sick, that I have the flu and we'll have to

reschedule.

-Are you sure?

I, I mean, you could borrow something of ours.

-No way, girls.

I've been planning my perfect outfit all week.

[doorbell]

-Hi, Jason.

-Hi, girls.

Is Clover ready?

-She's very sick.

Spots everywhere.

Uh, she, she's sorry, but she cannot go out with you today.

[sighs]

-That was close.

-Oops!

Sorry.

-Oh, uh, hey, Mandy.

What's going on?

[gasps]

-How totally lame!

He's actually falling for that?

Jason, wait!

I'm feeling much better!

Those crazy 10-minute flus!

-I'm glad Clover's back to her normal self.

-I'm not sure normal quite describes it.

[engine roars]

-Unh!

Jason!

Jason!

[laughing]

[theme music]

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