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THEME SONG: Here we go again on a roll till we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now, baby, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're totally spies, so get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

-This Professor John Paley.

Diary entry, Thursday, 0800 hours.

I'm baffled.

Every vulcanologist considers this a dormant volcano.

But if that's true, then why--

[gasps]

-What on earth?

What on earth?

[school bell ringing]

[screaming]

-Oof.

-Oh.

-Ow.

[sigh]

-That was like the perfect end to our harshest mission yet.

-For sure.

After what we've been through, school will be a breeze.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Good thing tomorrow

night is the big dance.

I so need to unwind.

-Um, don't kick back yet girls.

This afternoon is the track meet.

And having you three on our team makes me glad I'm not.

[gasps]

-The track meet.

We forgot.

-Whoa.

-Whoa.

[gasps]

-I hope I can move by tomorrow.

And I hope the dance will help us forget the way we blew the

track meet.

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Oh, don't say dance, Alex.

Makes my feet hurt more.

Let's just relax.

Yeah, relax.

[sighs]

[screaming]

-Well, so glad you could drop in ladies.

-Like we had a choice.

-Jerry, tell me you're kidding.

I mean we just got back from the most intense

mission we ever had.

-We are wiped, trashed, tweaked.

-Relax.

-How can we, when you're about to set us on another mission?

-A mission to relax.

You're no asset to W.O.O.H.P. when you're stressed, so I'm

sending you on vacation.

Here.

-Alright, let me guess.

This is a bulletproof covering we use for escaping from a

jungle prison.

-No, this is a towel you use for drying off after a swim.

-Ah hah.

I bet this is a high speed drill and a tube of blasting

gel to blow out a wall.

-No, a beach umbrella and sun screen to stop a sunburn.

And before you ask, that's a nose clip for swimming.

Oh, that's the gadget emergency kit, a precaution.

You won't need it.

-Let me get this straight.

You're sending us somewhere to have fun?

-How does Hawaii sound?

-Too good to be true.

-Alright.

I have just one question.

When does our flight leave?

-In one minute.

Just step in here.

-This elevator's kind of small.

Does it take us right to our plane?

-Oh, there's no plane.

A cruise missile is much faster.

Bon voyage, ladies.

-Huh?

Jerry.

SAM (OFFSCREEN): I never fly by missile.

-I'm totally claustrophobe.

[screaming]

-Whoa.

-Hi.

I'm Julie, your W.O.O.H.P. Travel agent.

You must be Sam, Clover, and Alex.

I have your vacation all set.

-Julie, could you be not quite so perky?

-Huh?

-I can't believe it.

We're really in Hawaii.

This is like my ultimate fantasy trip.

-Up the beach, we have hula dancing.

-If it'll get you to dial down the perkiness, I'm there.

[sighs]

-My kind of dance is the tau'olunga.

-Or you could just lie back and work on your tan.

-Now that's my kind of work.

-I want action.

Like tomorrow night, when we rock out to the finest band in

Beverly Hills, Ultra Loud Zone.

Aah.

-Whoops.

My board got away from me.

-My name's Alex.

Who are you?

-Cory.

I came here to study volcanoes with my college professor,

which is totally cool because Hawaii is my

ultimate fantasy trip.

-Really?

Mine too.

-Excellent.

Yeah, I love the food, the people, the music.

Though I'm not much at hula dancing.

-No?

-Well, my favorite dance is one you might never heard of.

It's called the tau'olunga.

-Mine too.

This is almost like destiny.

Who's your favorite band?

-Oh wow, that's tough.

There's thousands to choose from.

But I'd have to say my favorite is Ultra Loud Zone.

-Are you doing anything later?

-No.

Professor Paley was supposed to bring me up to this cap of

that dormant volcano, but he never showed.

Hey, want to catch a wave?

-Oh sure.

Hey, surfing is the only life for me.

Right.

I just got to go tell my friend where I'll be.

Clover, you got a minute?

I need you to tell me how to surf.

-Huh?

-Cory, how big do these waves get?

-Ah, three, maybe four.

-Feet?

-Stories.

-Four stories.

-Here we go.

-Aaah.

-Awesome.

Come on, Alex.

-Cory, I have a confession.

I never surfed anything bigger than a 35 foot wave.

-OK.

Hold on, Alex.

-Cory.

Sam.

Clover, help.

-Clover, give me a hand.

-Get me out of here.

-We're coming, Alex.

-Get in.

[screaming]

-Anyone injured?

-I have critical split end damage.

-And Cory's gone.

He stood right there and vanished in a burst of fire.

It was like a volcano erupting.

-This doesn't look like sand to me.

-It's obsidian, volcanic glass.

-Is there anything you don't know?

-Cory said his professor flaked out and never showed

for his field trip to study that volcano.

-You're saying there's a connection between the missing

volcano prof and Cory going up in smoke.

-I got bad feeling about this.

I'm calling Jerry.

Jerry, this is Sam.

Hello.

Hello?

-Hello, Sam.

Are you there?

I don't read you.

Sorry.

-Forget it.

Your Compowder got wet.

We'll try ours.

-Maybe there's something in the kit we can use.

-Computer spy manual.

Type in volcano.

Let's see what comes up.

-W.O.O.H.P. has a volcano research lab in Iceland.

Maybe they can answer our questions.

-Iceland?

Where it's like all icy?

-So.

Cory needs our help.

-Alex is right, Clover.

We have a duty to check this out.

-Hi.

-Julie, we have to get to Iceland.

-Oh, no problem.

I'll arrange it.

-I swear, if she doesn't stop glowing.

-Not again.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Can somebody please scratch my neck?

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Ow, get your toe out of my eye.

[screaming]

-Whoa, this is so cold.

-What are you doing in Iceland dressed like this?

-(SHIVERING) Can we discuss this over a hot grande

de-decaf soy latte?

SAM (OFFSCREEN): Dr. Sorensen, we need to know if you've had

any reports of volcanic eruptions in Hawaii?

-Yeah, we had one yesterday and one earlier today.

Both were near a dormant volcano, so we assumed they

were false alarms.

If they were eruptions, we'd have heard from our

vulcanologist there, Professor Paley.

-Professor Paley?

-He's been missing since yesterday.

And his mega cute student Cory vanished earlier today.

[alarm]

-What the?

Now I know we have a bug in the system.

-You're sure the eruptions aren't real?

-My dear, if all of these volcanoes were to erupt at

once, it would mean massive global destruction.

-So it's safe to go back to Hawaii?

-Well, if people are disappearing there, I wouldn't

call it safe.

You're not thinking of going back?

-Aah.

-How did they get these things in the kit?

-Pass me the binocular shades.

-I don't see any sign of Paley.

Can we just go home now?

-Wait a sec.

I see something down there.

Looks like glass.

-Whoa.

-Watch your step.

-Clover, I owe you big time.

-You guys OK down there?

Aah.

-Whoa.

Didn't think you'd pay me back so soon.

-Forget the he went home theory.

He wouldn't leave these.

-Look, a camcorder.

-Hey, let's make a video of us.

-No, don't.

It may have recorded a clue.

Let's rewind and see what he was doing.

-What on earth?

-There was an eruption.

And Professor Paley vanished just like Cory.

-One problem, Alex.

If this was all molten lava yesterday, how come the rocks

look totally the same today?

-Let me see.

Alex, walk out there.

-Is this where he was standing?

-Exactly.

SAM (OFFSCREEN): See this crack?

-Duh.

It's so obvious.

This is a trap door.

[screaming]

-Cory, you're alright.

-Alex, get out of here before they catch you

like they did us.

-Intruders.

[gasps]

-I'll be back for you Cory.

-Whoa.

-We just hit volcano central.

-It looks like that humongous laser keeps the lava cooking.

-I bet this place is wired into every

other volcano on earth.

-What kind of freak came up with this?

-That would be me.

Dr. Hephaestus is the name.

Global devastation is my game.

-Forgive me if I startled you.

-Meeting people is so awkward.

Let's try this again, from the top.

-Hey, stop them.

-Ow, my foot.

-Don't mess with our vacation?

-Put that down before someone gets hurt, like you.

[gasps]

-Ah, ah, ah.

Careful girls.

Volcanic fire ruined my face, as it will yours.

My machine can erupt every volcano on earth.

And when the world is covered in lava, you all

will look like me.

Ha ha ha.

-You have serious issues, Doc.

Though I'm sure it's nothing a little facial wouldn't cure.

-You know, I can relate.

That week I had a pimple, I was a major witch.

-True.

But we still loved you anyway.

-Your evil plan won't succeed Hephaestus, not if we have

anything to say about it.

-Ha ha ha.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I guess we don't have anything to say

about it.

-We're almost in the lava.

And this heat is trashing my hair.

-Heat.

Maybe my Compowder's dry.

Jerry.

Jerry.

Ah, forget it.

Sam calling Dr. Sorensen.

-Sam, are you all right?

-Well, we're kind of hung up Dr. S. Can you reach Jerry?

-I'm a little busy myself.

Every volcano on earth is starting to blow.

-We have to do something.

Molten lava's about to cover the world.

-Not to mention our hair.

-Alex, give me your nose clip.

-You go cowgirl.

-Seize them.

-I knew he'd say that.

Split up.

-Aah.

-Whoa.

-Now, tell me where the keys are so I can let my friends

out.

-I got your keys right here.

Hey.

-Help us trash that volcano machine.

-We have to turn this off now.

-Yeah.

-The lava's almost to our level.

-Hot foot alert.

-Hey.

I smell garlic.

-Huh?

-This is hot, as in spicy.

It's definitely not lava.

It's marinara sauce.

-That's correct ladies.

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Hephaestus?

-There is no Hephaestus.

-Jerry?

SAM (OFFSCREEN): And your henchmen are

really W.O.O.H.P. agents?

-And Cory is really goofy.

-You're not trying to destroy the world?

What's going on?

-It was all part of the test.

-Everything was fake?

-Yes.

This phony volcano was once an archvillains hideout.

Now, I use it for our annual field test.

-You were testing us?

Did we pass?

-Uh, no.

The lava got you before you could save the world.

So you all have to undergo retraining.

-Cory, you were in on this?

-My My name is Maury, no-- no-- not Cory.

-So your favorite dance isn't the tau'olunga?

-Sorry.

Your beach bag was bugged.

I don't even dance.

[eruption]

[gasps]

-What is this Jerry, extra credit?

-No, this is real.

-Great.

We blow the track meet.

I fall for a dork.

And now this.

-There's an actual volcano under your fake one.

And it's erupting.

[screaming]

-We'll never be able to move all that stone in time.

We're trapped.

-Get back.

That's real lava.

-This is too ironic.

-Look out.

-If only we could fly through there.

-That's it.

Alex, your parachute's back in the emergency kit, right?

-Yeah, but what can we do with it?

-Make a hot air balloon, if we can stretch the

chute across the crack.

-Leave it to me.

Everybody, hold on tight.

-Well, we made it, thanks to you girls.

You showed real resourcefulness.

-You still going to flunk us?

-No, you passed, with flying colors.

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Cool.

Now how about a real vacation?

-I've heard of guys being two-faced.

But Maury was ridiculous.

-Let's forget Hawaii and just enjoy the dance.

I wonder what theme they picked.

DANCE ATTENDEES (OFFSCREEN): Wow.

[gasps]

-No.

-Not that.

-Anything but this.

-They seriously need to get a life.

[theme music]

[theme music]