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THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road till we

stop, and then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3 now baby, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission, undercover, and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're "Totally Spies," so get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[whooshing]

[screams]

-Tassara!

I got--

ugh!

Oh!

[horse whinnies]

-I'm telling you girls, with my new digital video camera,

I'm a shoe-in for homecoming queen.

VIDEO: Vote Clover for queen, I swear I won't be mean.

-Brilliant, isn't it?

-It's, um, great, Clover.

-Yeah, in a painfully honest kinda way.

[marching band playing]

-Out of my way, ladies.

[grunting]

VIDEO: Clover is so over.

It's Mandy who's dandy.

Vote Mandy for homecoming queen!

Yeah!

[buzz]

[cheering]

-Aw, cheer up, Clover.

You did your best.

Besides, it's not like you really ever had a chance at

becoming homecoming queen, especially since I've got the

entire football team in my back pocket.

-JV or varsity?

-Both.

[fanfare music]

-Wow!

Impressive.

-I think so.

So why don't you just give up now, Clover and save yourself

the humiliation of losing to me in front

of the entire school.

[growls]

-Argh!

-Looks like you'll need to do some serious campaigning to

beat Mandy.

-Are you kidding?

I can beat Mandy on my worst hair day.

-Uh, listen, Clover, I overheard everything and I

think I can help you with your campaign.

Heck, I might be able to secure the nerd vote for you.

There's more of us then you think.

-Thanks, but no thanks, brainiac, I do my own

campaigning.

[beep]

Come on, girls, you've got to help me campaign.

[whirring]

-Huh?

[whirring]

[whoosh]

-Hmm!

[screaming]

[screaming]

-Ew!

Jerry's really crossed the line this time.

-Well, I hope he knows a good dry cleaner.

Ugh!

Agh!

Ooh!

-If this means Jerry's offering us a surprise cruise,

then I'm willing to forgive him for ruining our clothes.

-No such luck, ladies.

Right now you are en route to the Northern African nation of

Lyrobia, where there's been a rather unusual kidnapping

attempt on the nation's queen, Tassara.

We suspect it may have been perpetrated by the neighboring

enemy nation of Kenopia.

The two countries have been at war for 20 years.

-What do you mean by unusual kidnapping attempt?

-Apparently, the perpetrator used some sort of anti-gravity

device to literally lift the queen from her palace.

-Cool!

[growl]

-I mean that's terrible, just terrible.

-Precisely why I'm sending you to protect Her Majesty.

We don't want the existing conflict to escalate and spill

over into other nations of Africa.

-Great!

How am I supposed to campaign when I'm stuck in Africa?

-And now for the gadgets.

Today you'll be receiving Heat Sensor 6,000 infrared motion

detector sunglasses, compressed water capsules for

proper desert hydration, high sensitivity electromagnetic

bracelets--

whoa!

[chuckling]

-Um, powerful little gadget.

And last, but not least, keys to a brand-new RATVAT.

-A brand new rat what?

-A RATVAT Rugged All Terrain Vehicle and Tunneler.

It'll be waiting for you when you arrive at the palace.

And don't ding it.

We just had it painted.

-And how do we get to the palace?

-Mm!

-Ugh!

-Ta-ta!

[sigh]

This map is completely useless.

It's just sand, sand, and more sand.

-Well, we better get to civilization soon, because

this heat is totally drying out my skin.

I need a mud mask, ASAP.

-It's official.

This country is completely miserable, and so am I. I can

kiss my dreams of becoming homecoming queen goodbye.

-To bad you didn't have someone back home who could do

your campaigning for you.

-That's it!

[beep beep]

-What's it?

-Arnold, it's Clover.

You know, your best friend.

I'm out of town and I was wondering if your offer to

help me with my campaign still stands?

-Well, of course, Clover.

-You will!

Oh, that's great!

-When monkeys fly!

You mean, mean, mean person!

-Come on, Arnold.

It wasn't my fault.

I ate some bad sushi that made me act that way.

-OK, I'll help you, on one condition.

-Anything, Arnold.

Just name it.

-When you get back, you have to be my girlfriend

for one full week.

-What?

-Huh?

-Ew, uh, how about a nice lunch date, instead?

-No way.

-Fine.

I'll do it.

But only for one day, and only if I win.

-Don't worry, you'll win.

I'm sure of it.

-Things are suddenly looking up.

-I say it's high time we call Jerry and ask for real

directions.

And get out of this desert.

-Or we could just ask someone at that nice house over there.

SAM (OFFSCREEN): That's not a house, it's the palace!

Now, you guys, be on your best behavior.

Remember, we're dealing with a real queen.

-Welcome to Lyrobia.

I'm Queen Tassara, and this is my sister, Makita.

I assume you've been briefed about the kidnapping attempt?

-Totally.

I mean, indeed.

Jerry told us all bout it.

Sounds positively frightening, Your Honor.

-Especially considering the King of Kenopia and I are to

attend a peace conference in Geneva to sign

a war-ending treaty.

The fate of our nation's depends on my safety.

-Well, the best way to keep Her Excellency safe is to keep

her, I mean, you out of sight.

-True.

Unfortunately, the palace is having a celebratory party

tonight, and I'm obligated to attend.

-Well, in that case, we better come up with a plan.

AKIM (OFFSCREEN): Excuse me, ladies, but I need to consult

with Makita about this evening's festivities.

-Oh, no problem.

-Excuse us, Your Majesty.

I can't tell you how grateful our people are to have your

protection.

-Thank you.

Uh, would you be so kind as to show us where the kidnapping

attempt occurred?

Well, besides the solid gold bed, nothing looks out of the

ordinary to me.

-Except for the floor.

It's totally dirty.

I mean, no offense, Your Highness.

-This is where I landed when Akim saved me from the

anti-gravity ray.

-Hmm?

I'll send a sample to Jerry for me analysis right away.

Now, about tonight's party, I was thinking one of us should

pose as Tassara, while the other two pose as servants and

thwart any kidnapping attempts.

What do you think?

-I think it's a great idea, Sammy!

And of course, I'll play the role of the queen.

Now that I get to be a real queen, a fake real one, at

least, I could care less about being a dumb high school

homecoming queen.

Oh, I wonder what my first queenly duty should be?

Oh, I know, I'll go on a royal shopping spree.

-Uh, Clover, why don't you let Tassara decide what your

duties should be?

Man, I thought being the queen was supposed to be fun.

This reeks.

AKIM (OFFSCREEN): Is there anything I can do for you,

Your Majesty?

[sigh]

Yes, you can save me from this totally receiving line, and

help me cut a royal rug!

Duh!

I want you to dance with me.

-Very amusing Queen Tassara.

You know that it is your duty to stay in the

royal receiving line.

-But you so let me dance.

I command you.

-Agh!

AKIM (OFFSCREEN): Makita!

Makita?

Makita, are you OK?

-I guess all the evening's excitement must

have gotten to me.

-Perhaps you ought to go lie down.

-Good idea.

-That was quite nerve wracking.

-Don't worry, Your Majesty, everything's going to be fine.

[gasps]

-Could be the kidnappers.

We better investigate.

Hide behind here, Your Majesty.

[sniffing]

-I don't see anything, but I definitely smell something.

[electric crackling]

Ugh!

Oopsie!

Ha, guess this wasn't the best place to recharge my

com-powder.

-Well, at least it's just a blown fuse, and not the

kidnappers.

[screams]

[gasps]

[screams]

-Ta!

Let her go!

-Ha!

Yeah!

[screams]

-Ugh!

Help me!

Ugh!

[grunts]

-Whoa!

Ugh!

[crowd hollering]

-Are you OK?

-I'm fine.

I wish I could say the same for Clover.

-Makita has been kidnapped, too.

I went to check on her and she's gone.

[gasps]

Hm?

Whoa!

Deja vu.

-Let's see if Jerry has any info on this stuff.

-Good evening, ladies.

How the mission going?

-Oh, it's going great, Jer.

Lyrobia is way cool.

I mean, except for the part where Clover and the queen's

sister have been kidnapped.

-Oh, my.

-So do you have any info on the sample I sent you?

I think it might help us find them.

-Uh, yes, actually, the residue.

Apparently it's some kind of magnetic compound found only

on asteroids in outer space.

-Asteroids?

That's strange.

-And sad.

I mean, just think of poor Clover, she hates outer space.

She got a D in astronomy class.

-I wonder if this has anything to do with the asteroid crater

in the northern part of Lyrobia?

-I guess we'll find out when we get there.

Come on, Alex.

-Wait!

What about Queen Tassara?

-I'm coming with you.

I've got to find Makita.

I feel responsible.

-Uh, I don't know.

It--it--

it might not be safe.

-Well, it isn't exactly safe here.

-Good point.

[sigh]

You know, the desert's not all that bad, when you don't have

to cross it on a stinky old camel.

[alarm]

-Forget what I said.

The desert sucks, no matter how you cross it!

-Get ready to dive!

-Hey, cool!

[muffled exclamations]

-Ugh!

Is this any way to treat a queen?

-Hm?

That's not the queen, you fools.

You've got the wrong girl.

Now go find Queen Tassara and bring her to me immediately!

-What should we do with this one?

-She's useless to us.

Ship her to Siberia.

-This is it.

-Talk about a change of scenery.

-If there's any activity around here, we should be able

to find it with these.

-I see something across the crater.

It's coming this way.

Maybe it's the kidnappers.

-I don't see anything.

[growl]

[screaming]

-Whoa!

Ugh!

-I guess you finally got the mud mask you wanted.

-Look!

-This must be it.

I mean, it practically screams bad guy hideout.

-This looks like the dust we found in Tassara's room.

Let's check it out.

-Call off the search, the foolish girls have been nice

enough to deliver the queen right to our front door.

-Maybe I was wrong.

It doesn't look like anyone's been in here for 100 years.

[crash]

-Hey!

-Clover!

-Have you seen Makita?

-I'm fine!

Thank you, for asking.

And no, I haven't seen Makita.

I haven't seen anything but the inside of this crate.

-I'm right here.

-Oh!

Makita, you're OK!

-Yes.

Unfortunately, I can't say the same for you four.

-What's this?

[screams]

-What's happening?

-You are being kidnapped, once and for all.

-But why?

-How else can I stop you from going to Geneva and signing

that treaty?

You see, if the war ends, I won't be able to sell my

anti-gravity guns to the General of Kenopia.

-I don't get it?

Why would you sell weapons to be the enemy?

-It's simple, really.

I struck a deal.

When Kenopia wins the war, I'll be

queen of both countries.

In fact, I'm going to Lyrobia's weapons factory,

right now, to finalize my deal with the General.

Besides, it's time you passed the crown.

-But what about us?

You can't just leave us floating here forever.

-Don't worry, sis, you won't be floating for long.

This place is rigged to explode

in a matter of minutes.

So long, girls.

-Great!

Now what are we supposed to do?

-We've got to break the gravity field.

-And how are we supposed to do that?

The only devices we have left are these dumb bracelets,

which, might I add, are totally gaudy.

-Alex, you are a genius!

-I am?

I mean, yes, I am.

How am I a genius again?

Quick!

Everybody turn your bracelets on.

-Ugh!

Anyone up for leaving?

Argh!

-Ugh!

OK.

My pores are officially over hydrated.

Stop messing around, Alex, we've got to get to that

weapons factory right way!

-It's hidden in Mount Kililea.

I can take you there.

[growling]

[screaming]

-Quick, to the RATVAT.

[dog barking]

SAM (OFFSCREEN): There's the entrance, just

like Tassara said.

[dog bark]

-Hey!

[alarm sounding]

Whoosh!

-What is this place?

SAM (OFFSCREEN): Apparently, this is where Makita's

scientists build the anti-gravity guns.

-Look!

It's Makita and the General.

[gunshot]

[gasps]

Uh!

Hah!

Hiya!

[gasp]

-Guards!

-Hey!

[alarm sounding]

[gunshots]

-Ugh!

-Huh!

-Look out!

Ugh!

-Ooh!

[screams]

-What kind of an evil place is this!

[gasps]

[clank]

-Oh!

-Hiya

[scream]

[growling]

-Whoa!

-Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ugh!

Agh!

-Take that!

-Don't move, or I'll blast you with-- with

this lame radio thingy.

Oh, shoot.

-Are you crazy?

Put that down!

You'll destroy us all.

-Huh?

-It's a highly sensitive earthquake

generator, you fool!

-Yeah, sure it is.

Nice try, guys.

Huh?

-Get back, get back!

-Run!

[screams]

-We've got to stop them!

They're getting away.

-Not so fast.

-Excellent work, girls.

-No time for congratulations, Jerry.

You have to get Tassara to the peace conference in Geneva,

right away!

JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Whoa!

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): I am so glad to finally be home.

I mean, is it me?

Or was that the worst mission ever?

-Worst mission ever?

What are you talking about?

-Yeah, we just helped end a 20 year war.

-Whatever!

Being queen was totally lame.

-Hey, check it out!

[fireworks]

-I guess this means Arnold's been busy.

-Clover, you're back!

PA SYSTEM: Attention students.

The result of the homecoming race are in.

This year's queen is none other than Clover!

[cheering]

-I can't believe it, I lost!

[chanting]

Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

-I can't believe it!

I won!

Isn't it the greatest?

-I though you were over the whole queen thing?

-Are you kidding?

I can't wait to begin my reign.

And I promise to make you two my

servants, uh, I mean advisors.

-Congratulations, Clover.

Say, what do you think about me and you going steady?

-I say, you've got yourself a d--

-Hold your horses, Clover.

-Huh?

-Remember your promise?

You're my girlfriend, at least for today.

-Ooh, right.

[cheering]

-Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

Clover.

[applause]

-Oh, well, every queen needs a king.

[theme music]

[theme music]