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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:06,372 THEME SONG: Here we go. 2 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:09,274 We're getting on the road til we stop. 3 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:10,743 And then we'll shop. 4 00:00:10,745 --> 00:00:13,145 So one, two, three now, baby. 5 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:16,015 Here we go. 6 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:17,950 Here we go. 7 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:19,752 Here we go. 8 00:00:19,754 --> 00:00:22,654 On a mission undercover and we're in control. 9 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,123 Here we go. 10 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,025 Here we go. 11 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:27,459 Totally spies. 12 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,395 Get on with the show. 13 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:30,362 Here we go. 14 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,330 Here we go. 15 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:35,167 Here we go. 16 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:37,069 [gong] 17 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,438 [music] 18 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:46,145 [honking] 19 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,346 [clock beeps] 20 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:50,082 -Who's this Ricky Mathis chump, anyway? 21 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,184 -I don't know, but his fans sure seem to like him. 22 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:55,320 We can't keep his lame, pretty boy single on the shelf. 23 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,656 [clock beeps] 24 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:58,590 [shouting] 25 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,059 -Huh? 26 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:11,937 [crowd screaming] 27 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:14,073 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): So Sammy, any chance I could borrow your 28 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,741 cashmere belly sweater tomorrow? 29 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:16,775 -Sure. 30 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,410 That's what best friends are for. 31 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,078 -Hey! 32 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:19,878 What about me? 33 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,547 -Don't be crazy, Alex. 34 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:24,183 We can't possibly wear Sam's sweater at the same time. 35 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,584 We'll totally stretch it out. 36 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,819 -No, Clover. 37 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:30,222 I mean, aren't I your best friend too? 38 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:33,358 -Aw, well of course you are, silly! 39 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,527 And that's why I'm gonna borrow your leopard print 40 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:36,595 sandals tomorrow. 41 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,796 [gasps]. 42 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,033 -Clover, what is it? 43 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:41,967 What's wrong? 44 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:42,801 [bells ringing] 45 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:43,669 CHOIR (OFFSCREEN): Ah! 46 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,941 -Yeah, what's with all the drool? 47 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:53,145 -I think, I think I'm in love! 48 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:56,548 Must find out who he is. 49 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:59,518 [playing guitar] 50 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,153 -Hi, I'm Clover. 51 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:04,056 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Is it me or does Clover fall in love more 52 00:02:04,058 --> 00:02:07,025 often than Mandy maxes our her credit card? 53 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,627 -What do you say we go out after school? 54 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,629 I'll even let you buy me a non-fat latte. 55 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,797 -You will? 56 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:12,698 OK. 57 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,533 [thunder] 58 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:15,534 -Sorry, Clover! 59 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:16,735 -Whoa! 60 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,704 -Damon's already got plans after school. 61 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:21,206 He's going to the mall with yours truly. 62 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:22,508 -Oh yeah, that's right. 63 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,309 The mall. 64 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,210 [sirens] 65 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:27,913 [explosion] 66 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,248 -Well, no big deal. 67 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,983 I was only trying to do him a favor 'cause 68 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,751 he's new around here. 69 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:33,952 Hmph! 70 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:39,124 -Clover! 71 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,392 -Don't worry, Clover. 72 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,594 I'll buy you a non-fat latte after school. 73 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:45,330 -Besides, wouldn't you rather hang out with us than some 74 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,732 dimwitted musician? 75 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,400 -Yeah, I guess so. 76 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,836 Only I just can't help liking Damon! 77 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,639 Call me crazy, but I just have this thing for musicians! 78 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:56,008 I've gotta find a way to get his attention off of 79 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:58,177 Mandy and onto me. 80 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:01,547 [screams] 81 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,514 [screams] 82 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,115 -[shouting] 83 00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:04,449 Is it me? 84 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,318 Or do our missions only occur during times of 85 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,220 major personal crisis? 86 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,655 [screams] 87 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:10,622 [thud] 88 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:14,159 [screams] 89 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:17,529 -Well, so nice of you girls to drop in. 90 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,165 -Nice for some of us. 91 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,667 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Ricky Mathis? 92 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,168 Never heard of him. 93 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,403 JERRY (OFFSCREEN): That's because he's an overnight 94 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,904 musical sensation. 95 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:28,807 In fact, as of today, he's only released one single, the 96 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,944 optimistically titled "Rock Legend". 97 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:33,812 Which makes it even more unsettling that there have 98 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,314 been reports of similar occurrences 99 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,615 all around the globe. 100 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:38,584 Something's up, we're just not sure what. 101 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,220 -So where do we fit in? 102 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:43,922 -Your mission is to go undercover as the opening act 103 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,992 on his world tour and find out exactly what it is about Ricky 104 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:50,596 Mathis that makes his fans so fanatical. 105 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:53,232 -You mean, we get to be in a real band? 106 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,133 -A real pretend one. 107 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,868 -This is so perfect! 108 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:59,438 When Damon finds out, he'll toss Mandy like a day-old 109 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,506 muffin and come running straight to me. 110 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,442 He'll see me as his musical equal. 111 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,577 I'll be irresistible! 112 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,512 Now, all we need is a name. 113 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,381 -Actually ladies, we've already taken 114 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:12,317 care of your name. 115 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:14,186 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): We're called The Spies? 116 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:16,655 That is so lame! 117 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:17,456 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Yeah. 118 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,458 Totally unimaginative. 119 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,159 -It was my idea. 120 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:21,627 -Oh! 121 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,462 -Oh! 122 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,529 -Hey! 123 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,130 Look at these cool instruments. 124 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:35,140 [playing rock music] 125 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:36,975 [glass shattering] 126 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,343 [music stops] 127 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:40,312 JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Perhaps now isn't the best 128 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,847 time for you to [laughs] 129 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:42,714 practice. 130 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,416 Now where were we? 131 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,417 -The drop is ready, sir. 132 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,852 -Oh yes, the gear. 133 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,453 [snaps fingers] 134 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,522 -This week you'll be utilizing the expandable cable bungee 135 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,725 belt, the Windtunnel 3000 tornado blast hairdryer, this 136 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:56,128 section cup bottomed go-go boot, the ultra-sensitive 137 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,162 earring microphone. 138 00:04:57,164 --> 00:05:00,032 And my personal favorite, UPWATI. 139 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,133 Up whaty? 140 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,000 -No. 141 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,136 Not up whaty, UPWATI. 142 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,238 Underwater power walking apparatus that's 143 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,372 inconspicuous. 144 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:09,441 Now goodbye and good luck, ladies. 145 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:12,811 Or as they say in show biz, break a leg. 146 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,478 -Ah! 147 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,714 [screaming] 148 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:24,623 -Wow, look! 149 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,091 We have fans already! 150 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,025 [crowd shouting] 151 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,393 -Ah! 152 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:29,895 -Hey, you're not Ricky. 153 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,296 -That's not him. 154 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,731 -Wow. 155 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:33,632 I guess Ricky Mathis is popular. 156 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,900 -Phew! 157 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:40,238 -Wow! 158 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:40,839 -Wow! 159 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,040 -Wow! 160 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,509 I can't wait to tell Damon about this. 161 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,646 He'll be so impressed with me. 162 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:48,980 [beep] 163 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,982 -Is that all she thinks about? 164 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,117 DAMON (OFFSCREEN): Hello? 165 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,418 -Hi, Damon? 166 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,953 It's Clover. 167 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,389 Just thought I'd call to see what's happening stateside. 168 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,958 -I don't know what's going on stateside, but I'm hanging out 169 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,093 at the mall. 170 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:02,494 So what's up with you, Clover? 171 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:02,961 -Oh! 172 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,096 Ugh! 173 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:05,497 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Oh, the usual. 174 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,532 My band The Spies is touring with Ricky Mathis. 175 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,001 We're just hanging out at our extravagant and glamorous 176 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,503 hotel in London right now. 177 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,604 -Whoa! 178 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:13,939 You're on tour with Ricky Mathis? 179 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,441 I had no idea you were even in a band! 180 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:17,242 -Oh yeah. 181 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,443 [girls giggling] 182 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:21,380 -I'm quite an accomplished guitarist. 183 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:22,914 -Wow, awesome! 184 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,183 Hey, like maybe when you get back we can get together and 185 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,918 you know, jam or something. 186 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,121 -I could probably squeeze you next week. 187 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:29,688 I'll let you know. 188 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,889 Bye! 189 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,232 -You must be The Spies. 190 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,299 -Spies! 191 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,300 That's ridiculous. 192 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,903 Who told you we were spies? 193 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:45,737 -Yes! 194 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,139 That's us, The Spies. 195 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:47,706 We rock. 196 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,040 [kiss] 197 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,609 -Well, I am Phil Jenkins, the tour manager. 198 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,444 Ricky's very anxious to meet you. 199 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,646 What do you say we head up to the penthouse? 200 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,182 [guitar playing] 201 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,950 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Great song. 202 00:06:58,952 --> 00:06:59,618 -Thanks. 203 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,052 I just wrote it. 204 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,220 PHIL (OFFSCREEN): We're scheduled to record Ricky's 205 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:03,488 new song tomorrow morning. 206 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,624 I'm sure it's going to be his next big hit. 207 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,225 -We're sure it will be too. 208 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,794 We're thrilled to be touring with such 209 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,595 great musical talent. 210 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,563 -The feeling's mutual. 211 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,398 I just adore your early work. 212 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,299 -We have early work? 213 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,534 -Shh! 214 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,368 -Hey, you guys should come to the recording 215 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:17,135 studio and hang out. 216 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,236 It'll be a blast! 217 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,638 -Uh, sorry Ricky. 218 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,640 Your recording sessions are strictly off limits. 219 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:22,808 -Sounds like fun! 220 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,109 We'd love to go. 221 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,377 -Great. 222 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:26,912 Uh, OK everybody. 223 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:30,248 We don't want to keep those hungry fans waiting. 224 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,450 -Oopsie! 225 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,455 -Hmm. 226 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:37,322 That's weird. 227 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,157 Since when do CDs glow? 228 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:42,227 -So besides the fact that he has totally crazed fans and 229 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:45,430 glowing CDs, Ricky seems pretty normal to me. 230 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:46,832 Ow! 231 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:47,766 -Ricky! 232 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:48,733 Ricky! 233 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:50,168 Ricky! 234 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,136 Ricky! 235 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,103 Ricky! 236 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,038 Ricky! 237 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,005 -Oh well, here goes nothing. 238 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,373 You ready, Clover? 239 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,908 Clover! 240 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,311 Clover, you are not supposed to be listening to music. 241 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,812 You are supposed to be playing it! 242 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,648 Besides, I took Ricky's CD for evidence. 243 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,617 -Too bad, 'cause I totally dig it. 244 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,253 It's really infectious. 245 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:12,924 [crowd cheering] 246 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:13,825 -Wow! 247 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,561 [music playing] 248 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,797 -Hey, we sound great! 249 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,366 -Yeah, that's because the music's prerecorded. 250 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:24,936 In case you haven't noticed, none of us are singing and 251 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,105 your guitars aren't even hooked up to amplifiers! 252 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:32,310 [music playing] 253 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,513 -Guess they won't be wanting an encore. 254 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:35,614 -Nice job lip syncing. 255 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,215 Took me forever to get it right. 256 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,583 -You lip sync, Ricky? 257 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:40,752 -I don't like to, but Phil insists that 258 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:41,920 I don't sing live. 259 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,388 I guess I can't argue with success. 260 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,558 [crowd cheering] 261 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,894 -So much for the theory about Ricky being normal. 262 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,729 The guy doesn't even sing! 263 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,131 -That's not the only thing that isn't normal. 264 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,499 Check that out, girls. 265 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,668 What do you say we go grab a spy's eye view? 266 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,303 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Good idea. 267 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,170 -Clover, you coming? 268 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,272 -Are you crazy? 269 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:01,773 I've got a killer view right here! 270 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,174 [crowd cheering] 271 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,110 -It's spy time! 272 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,512 [crowd cheering] 273 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,381 -Yeah, yeah, Mr. Sebastian. 274 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,750 Everything is a go for tomorrow's recording session. 275 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,152 And I've prepared the uh, special lyrics. 276 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,954 Unfortunately, Ricky invited those pesky 277 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,322 Spies to come along. 278 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,557 We'll have to keep tight security. 279 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,791 Huh? 280 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:20,559 Oh! 281 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:21,626 Uh, hey, hey girls! 282 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:22,527 What's wrong? 283 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,628 Uh, aren't you having fun? 284 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,931 [cheering silenced] 285 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:26,831 -Hey! 286 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,567 I think I've gone deaf! 287 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,535 -Actually, the booth is uh, sound proof. 288 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,871 The noise night after night gives me a, a headache. 289 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:36,341 I prefer just to watch. 290 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,010 [thunder] 291 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,313 SAM (OFFSCREEN): So, let's review. 292 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:44,516 Ricky's fans are nuts, his CDs glow, he doesn't sing, and his 293 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:47,152 manager sits in a sound-proof booth during his shows. 294 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,553 -Getting freaky! 295 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,088 What do you think, Clover? 296 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,123 -I think Ricky was incredible. 297 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,925 I mean, he's so talented. 298 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,927 I could just listen to him all night. 299 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,335 Must hear Ricky. 300 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,536 -Wow! 301 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:07,939 -OK, this is weird. 302 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,107 Maybe we should check it out with-- 303 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,308 -Jerry! 304 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,710 -Hello, ladies. 305 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,745 I hope rock stardom hasn't gone to your heads. 306 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,180 -It hasn't so far. 307 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,349 But if we keep getting showered with roses it might. 308 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:18,683 -Oh those. 309 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:21,720 They were sent by one Damon Reynolds. 310 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,687 -Hey Clover! 311 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:23,622 The flowers are for you! 312 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,557 Damon sent them! 313 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:26,758 -Please. 314 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,693 Now that I'm involved with Ricky, I'm 315 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,495 like, so over Damon. 316 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:33,164 -Oh man, how deluded can you get? 317 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,833 Not to mention fickle! 318 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:38,303 So anyway Jerry, what can you tell us about a Mr. Sebastian? 319 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,804 -Hmm. 320 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,439 Says here he's the owner of Ricky Mathis' record label. 321 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:44,009 Apparently he used to be quite the successful guitar player 322 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:47,812 before he lost his arm in a freak pyrotechnics accident. 323 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,615 [screams] 324 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:53,785 -Now he's an eccentric recluse producer who lives on a remote 325 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,888 island off the coast of Brazuela. 326 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,490 -Ricky! 327 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:02,494 -So who's ready to go to my recording studio in Brazuela? 328 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,695 -Wow! 329 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:11,903 -Wow! 330 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,005 SAM (OFFSCREEN): So I wonder what was up with that strange 331 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,174 radio tower thing being strapped to the yacht? 332 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,043 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Well, Ricky says it's so they can 333 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,644 broadcast the concert live. 334 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,179 SAM (OFFSCREEN): I don't buy it. 335 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,149 Since when do you need guards to watch a satellite dish? 336 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,317 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): This is definitely the creepiest 337 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,687 recording studio I've ever seen. 338 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:32,490 [music playing] 339 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,125 -That was great, Ricky. 340 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:38,730 -Yeah, it was totally excellent! 341 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,031 -Ugh! 342 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,200 -Uh, uh now, why don't we lay down the lyrics? 343 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:42,701 -Ugh! 344 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:43,735 Erg! 345 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,973 RICKY (OFFSCREEN): I'm Ricky and I'm your master? 346 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,809 Follow me as I spread disaster? 347 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,377 Take over the government, do as I say? 348 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,112 I'll rule the world and you'll obey? 349 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:57,115 Uh Phil, I, I sort of didn't intend for the new song to be 350 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,750 so aggressive. 351 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,618 What happened to the lyrics I wrote? 352 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,553 -Ricky, trust me. 353 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,288 I, I, I know what I'm doing. 354 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,590 These new lyrics will give your song that hip, edgy feel 355 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,159 the kids are so wild about these days. 356 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,461 -OK. 357 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,563 I'd say those definitely fall under the 358 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,665 special lyrics category. 359 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,668 -All the lyrics Ricky sings are special. 360 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,403 -Maybe we should take this opportunity 361 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,572 to do a little spying. 362 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,806 -I'm right behind ya! 363 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:28,680 -I just love it when fashion has a purpose. 364 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,548 Oh! 365 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,916 Oh, uh, mmm! 366 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:39,390 [gasps] 367 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,560 -The secret laboratory's got to be around here somewhere. 368 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,195 -Oh! 369 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,730 -Nice work, Alex. 370 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:46,931 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Yeah. 371 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,133 Any time. 372 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,670 [door closing] 373 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:58,376 [gasps] 374 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,745 -The new Ricky single is all finished. 375 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,614 SEBASTIAN (OFFSCREEN): Excellent. 376 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,882 MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): The frequency has been 377 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,350 successfully added. 378 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,618 -Good. 379 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,820 Now let's see the effects firsthand. 380 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,990 -I take it the guy with the scary hook is Sebastian. 381 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,659 -And I take it he doesn't play guitar much these days. 382 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,994 -Have a seat. 383 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,196 We want to know what you think of this new song. 384 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:28,773 [music playing] 385 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,809 -You're Ricky and you're my master. 386 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,911 I'll follow you as you spread disaster. 387 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,712 Take over the government, do as you say. 388 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,081 You'll rule the world and I'll obey. 389 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,183 -You're dismissed. 390 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,385 -You're Ricky and you're my master. 391 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,220 I'll follow you as you spread disaster. 392 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,321 -Did you see that? 393 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,390 It's like, it's like Ricky's song 394 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,392 ! 395 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,527 -The frequency they were talking about must be some 396 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,563 kind of subliminal mind control device! 397 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:54,966 That would explain why Clover's been acting so crazy. 398 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:55,667 -Huh? 399 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,768 -Think about it. 400 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,103 Ricky's first song "Rock Legend" is 401 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,505 about rock star worship. 402 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,873 And what does it do? 403 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,475 It hypnotizes listeners into worshipping him! 404 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,511 They do whatever the lyrics tell them to! 405 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:10,315 -So that means if Ricky performs at the concert, the 406 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,983 fans'll do whatever the lyrics say! 407 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:12,717 -Shh! 408 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,219 [bang] 409 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,620 -Security! 410 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,222 We have intruders! 411 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,523 [screaming] 412 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,391 -Run! 413 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,326 -Nice gadget! 414 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,560 What was that? 415 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,695 A portable high-viscosity oil cannon? 416 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,596 -That was no gadget! 417 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,497 That was my favorite mousse! 418 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,599 Expensive too. 419 00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:31,269 -You're Ricky and you're my master. 420 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,403 -Ugh! 421 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,341 -Quick! 422 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,110 We can scale down the wall. 423 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,979 [gasps] 424 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,881 -Oh! 425 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:43,815 -Ow! 426 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,016 -Oh, uh! 427 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:59,964 -So The Spies are really spies. 428 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,000 How totally lame and unimaginative. 429 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,167 -Don't blame us. 430 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,903 Jerry thought of it. 431 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,404 -Ugh! 432 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,739 -Unfortunately, you'll never have a chance to report what 433 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,340 you've learned. 434 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,943 Because in approximately 20 seconds, the only thing you'll 435 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,913 be interested in will be the worshipping of Ricky Mathis! 436 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:18,783 Which means that tonight you won't mind when I jam all the 437 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,986 radio, TV and internet signals around the globe. 438 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,757 Nor will it bother you when I take control of the world with 439 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:30,028 my newly-hypnotized slaves, because you'll be two of them. 440 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,797 Enjoy your last moments of free will. 441 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,934 [buzz] 442 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,636 [laughing] 443 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,939 [music playing] 444 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,307 -Great. 445 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,676 Now what are we gonna do? 446 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,978 -We can use those to get out! 447 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:47,779 -Aah! 448 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,682 -No, not like that. 449 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:51,516 Yee haw! 450 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,385 [loud music playing] 451 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,353 [glass breaking] 452 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,554 -Uh! 453 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,801 -Wow, this UPWATI is really great! 454 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,135 -Up-whaty? 455 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,804 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Don't start that again. 456 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,873 Now let's get to the concert before it's too late. 457 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,511 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I'm getting really sick 458 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,879 of this salt water! 459 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,348 It totally frizzes my hair! 460 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,749 -Hey! 461 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:28,086 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Aah! 462 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:28,586 -Ricky! 463 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,520 Ricky! 464 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,455 Ricky! 465 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,389 Ricky! 466 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,357 Ricky! 467 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,291 Ricky! 468 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,258 Ricky! 469 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,193 Ricky! 470 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:35,727 Ricky! 471 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:36,527 Ricky! 472 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,495 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Psst! 473 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,330 Ricky! 474 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,665 -What are you guys doing here? 475 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,467 You're supposed to be out there playing. 476 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,102 -Well, we would be. 477 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,070 Except your good friends Phil and Sebastian decided to lock 478 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,873 us in a recording booth and use a hypnotic version of your 479 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,843 new song to try to turn us into zombies. 480 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,044 Alex, fill him in. 481 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,712 I've got to get to that radio tower. 482 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,884 -Now let's go watch the fireworks. 483 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,272 -OK. 484 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,742 How the heck am I gonna stop the broadcast? 485 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,945 -Sebastian planned on using my music to take over some 486 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,380 government? 487 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,116 -Actually he planned on using you to rule the world. 488 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:35,353 Weren't you paying attention? 489 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,754 -There he is! 490 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,991 [crowd shouting] 491 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:41,893 SEBASTIAN (OFFSCREEN): Where's Ricky? 492 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,361 He should have been playing by now. 493 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,796 This crowd is ready to start a riot! 494 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,064 PHIL (OFFSCREEN): We can't wait. 495 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,732 I'll start the music by remote. 496 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,299 -Ricky! 497 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,200 Ricky! 498 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,134 Ricky! 499 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,102 Ricky! 500 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,070 Ricky! 501 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,471 Ricky! 502 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,405 [rumbling] 503 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:58,209 [crowd cheering] 504 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,177 -Oh no! 505 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,580 [crowd shouting] 506 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,714 -[gasps]. 507 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,882 RICKY (OFFSCREEN): What do we do now? 508 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,350 -Looks like the only way out is up! 509 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,286 [crowd shouting] 510 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,556 -What the? 511 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,124 -That's it. 512 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,992 Time to get rid of those annoying spies 513 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,394 once and for all. 514 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,795 -Uh! 515 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:18,963 [gasps]. 516 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,773 [shots firing] 517 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,740 -Uh! 518 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,577 [grunts]. 519 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,512 -What's going on here? 520 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,746 -Uh! 521 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:44,288 -Somehow we've picked up the signal of Ricky's recording! 522 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,756 -That's not supposed to happen! 523 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,692 Quick, turn the monitors off! 524 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,459 -No. 525 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,994 Don't shut them off. 526 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:53,865 Ricky's music is so wonderful. 527 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,099 -Ah! 528 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,374 -You're Ricky and you're our master. 529 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:07,145 You're Ricky and you're our master. 530 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,579 [crash] 531 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,515 -You're Ricky and you're our master! 532 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,552 -Aah! 533 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:21,893 [explosions] 534 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,327 -Don't worry, girls. 535 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,163 We'll take over from here. 536 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,032 -You're Ricky and you're our master. 537 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:31,536 You're Ricky and you're our master. 538 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,437 Gee, thanks Jerry. 539 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,039 And not a minute too soon. 540 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,108 These vicious criminals were just about to force Ricky to 541 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:38,543 autograph their concert t-shirts. 542 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,182 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): I can't believe I 543 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,850 fell for Ricky Mathis. 544 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,553 I'm like, so embarrassed. 545 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,154 -Don't be so hard on yourself. 546 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,589 You just weren't thinking straight. 547 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,124 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Yeah. 548 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,258 Luckily the effects of the music wore off and you're not 549 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,527 a mindless zombie groupie anymore. 550 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,929 -Hey Clover! 551 00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:58,896 You're back! 552 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,164 Uh, did you get my flowers? 553 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:00,831 -Yeah. 554 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,333 I got them. 555 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,468 -So like, I was thinking, maybe we could get together 556 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,470 and you could tell me all about your tour with Ricky 557 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:07,171 Mathis? 558 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,272 -Sorry Damon. 559 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,574 After the whole tour experience, I'm 560 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,475 like, so over musicians. 561 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:14,478 [crow squawking] 562 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,714 -I'm so proud of you, Clover. 563 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,083 -Yeah, you've finally come to your senses. 564 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,552 -I just decided that it's really dumb to fall for every 565 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,721 guy with a guitar in his hands. 566 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,589 -Excuse me? 567 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:25,923 -Huh? 568 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,992 -Can anyone tell me where the music room is? 569 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:28,960 I'm new and [laughs] 570 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,394 I'm kinda lost. 571 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,662 -[gasps]. 572 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:35,233 I'd be happy to take you to the music room. 573 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,567 -Oh! 574 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,570 -I guess this means she's back into musicians. 575 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,273 -Something tells me she never got over them. 576 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,709 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): In fact, if you don't have lunch plans, 577 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,177 you can buy me a non-fat latte. 578 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:48,646 And I'll give you a tour of the school. 579 00:20:50,182 --> 00:21:00,291 [music playing] 580 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:20,278 [music playing] 43277

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