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*THE SIMPSONS*
Season 29 Episode 07
Title: "Singin' in the Lane"
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♪♪
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♪♪ Playing lively jazz music...
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♪♪
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D'oh!
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♪♪
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Okily dokily.
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Aw, our own home.
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♪♪
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All right.
Takeout Chinese.
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Everyone can have
their favorite thing.
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Bart, General Tso's chicken.
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For Lisa, Pacifist Tso's tofu.
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For Maggie,
Kung Pao Cheerios.
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And, Homer,
I've got your favorite...
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Favorite? That's my favorite.
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MSG
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Mmm.
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Ah, needs salt.
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Y'ello.
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Ahoy-hoy, Simpson.
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I have four seats to tonight's
basketball joust,
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and you were
at the top of my list.
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So, what do you say?
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Thank you, Mr. Burns.
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Oh, boy, courtside seats.
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I feel like
Billy Crystal's doctor.
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Who was it?
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You'll never believe it.
We just got...
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Homer, wait.
You don't want to go with them.
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Why not? They're my family.
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Sweetie, I know that
you're talking to your brain.
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Why don't you just do
whatever your heart tells you?
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Ugh, not that guy.
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I'm numb.
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Chest pains!
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Just go to the game
with your friends.
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Brain, you're the greatest.
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Is there anything
I can do for you?
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Yeah, you could read a book
once in a while.
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D'oh!
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Carl,
I got courtside seats!
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Lenny,
I got courtside seats!
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Barney,
I got courtside seats!
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I'm in.
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Who's on trial?
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You guys got courtside seats?
I'd love to go.
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Just let me lock up
the good liquor.
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Uh, sorry, we only have
four tickets.
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Me, Lenny, Carl and Barney.
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You really don't want me?
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I, uh,
I thought we was friends.
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Yeah, we did, too.
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Then we realized
you were serving us beer
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that's mostly suds.
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Also, your chicken wings
weren't chicken.
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Hey, meat's meat.
Although none of it was meat.
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Look, hey, where we going
with this?
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You're not invited, Moe.
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Hey, wha...?
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Not invited, not invited.
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Who's on trial?
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♪♪
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Wow. Wow. I am truly alone
in this world.
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No, you're not.
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Uh, thanks, uh,
Anti-Suicide Keychain.
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You're welcome.
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I care about you...
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Uh, Moe Szyslak.
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very much.
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Uh, Moe, about last night...
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Yeah, on the house, fellas.
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And I got new cocktail napkins
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that ain't just
unpaid parking tickets.
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See?
Yeah, huh?
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How about that?
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Why you being so nice to us
after we rejected you?
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Well, maybe the problem
wasn't youse, maybe it was mees.
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So, I'se, uh,
sprucing up the bar,
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trying to make things nice,
you know, like they used to be.
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Hey! It's the Pin Pals,
our old bowling team!
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Those were great times.
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Them were the best times.
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Closer than brothers,
we was, says I.
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Then Apu had his octopuses,
and suddenly he didn't have time
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to bowl with his buddies
five nights a week.
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But as I said, great times.
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Guys, I think we should
reform the Pin Pals,
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but this time with
me, Lenny, Carl and Moe!
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Oh, guys, I would love to!
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But I can't bowl no more.
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I got beer-pull
tunnel syndrome.
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Ow!
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Another, please.
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Ow!
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It's a little short.
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I guess you'll have to ask
Barney to bowl with ya's.
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- Do they have beer?
- Yes.
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To bowling!
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♪ I get knocked down ♪
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♪ But I get up again ♪
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♪ You're never
gonna keep me down... ♪
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Moe,
this is for you.
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Ah.
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- What do you say?
- Coach? Terrific!
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I love screaming at people
who are trying their best.
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To Moe!
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What are you doing?
Don't drink that.
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You're in training.
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ Boys are back in town... ♪
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♪♪
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A lot of music in this episode.
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ Boys are back in town ♪
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ The boys are back ♪
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ Boys are back in town ♪
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♪ I said the boys are back in town ♪
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♪ The boys are back in town... ♪
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Okay, sidekicks,
back in our shadows.
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♪ Hallelujah ♪
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♪ Hallelujah. ♪
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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We made it, boys.
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Going to the state finals
in Capital City!
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Uh, sorry, that's where we store
our extra balls.
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Quick! Rest his head!
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Ow! Ow!
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All right, the state finals.
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If we win this, the next
tournament is on ESPN8.
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All right, guys, don't be yokels.
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Just act like you seen it all before.
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Holy crap!
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♪♪ Classical music playing...
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Uh, it says we're on lane 17.
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Wow!
Topiary lane numbers.
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I'll bet they're plastic.
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Yep, they are,
but don't tell management.
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So I guess we're playing you guys, huh?
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Best two out of three.
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I'm Reynolds.
We're high-frequency traders.
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I was the model for
The Wolf of Wall Street.
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I was the model for American Psycho.
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I was a model for toe fungus
in a Dr. Scholl's commercial.
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- And I was...
- I'll give you $100 to stop talking.
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Deal!
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Hey, and here's a hundred
for you for looking at me
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like I am the most
amazing thing you ever saw.
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I think I'm giving you
a $500 look.
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Well, here's $400,
and screw you.
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Wow. I finally found
my path in life: socio.
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Hey, Harold, buddy.
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You know, I was wondering...
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Excuse me.
Why cheeseburgers?
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The cheese holds it together
in flight. Duh.
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I mean, why do you throw them
at good people?
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Question time is over.
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Really hope that social worker
pays better
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by the time you grow up.
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Social worker.
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Hey.
This little dingus gets it.
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All right, little man.
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From now on,
we're gonna call you McDingus.
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You're treating me like dirt!
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I belong!
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I'm wearing a new hat!
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I'm gonna show you
that the one thing in the world
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that you're a little bit
good at, I'm better.
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Okey-doke.
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Damn it!
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All right, now, listen to me.
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These stuffed suits
don't stand a chance
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against us working joes.
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- Because we got...
- Moxie?
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- Eh, no.
- Uh, grit?
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Nah, we're pretty grit-less.
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Well, what have we got?
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My stepdad is Lebanese.
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We are a damn rainbow!
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- Yay!
- Yeah!
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We win. We win!
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The first out of three!
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Huh!
I haven't been this confident
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since I saw La La Land win
Best Picture
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and turned off my TV.
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Good win, you guys.
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Lunch is on us.
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Wow! Is that a Visa double diamond card?
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Yep. Doesn't have to be
inserted or swiped.
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- It just knows.
- Wow!
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It can sense that you're poor.
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Once again they substitute
rhino for narwhal.
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It's like they think
we won't notice.
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Thanks for lunch.
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And now you'll be
eating crow for dessert.
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Uh, side note...
I have actually eaten crow.
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It is not bad.
Tastes like seagull.
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Chang-stein, I bet you
that I can break down
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this loser right here
in, oh, 15 seconds.
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Moe, I would like to ask you
about your last birthday.
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W-Why? W-What have you heard?
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Did you have a party?
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No, sir.
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- Cake?
- No.
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Ah, man, it looks like
he's tearing Moe a new one.
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Well, most of his old ones
are pretty bad,
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so that could be a good thing.
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So, did you leave your house?
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No.
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Any phone calls?
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- Y-Yes.
- Meant for you?
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No!
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I pretended to be someone
who was interested
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in carpet cleaning.
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Um, that's time, and he is
definitely crying, so you win.
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Bart, you don't want
to be with these guys.
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They're monsters.
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Hey,
their 401Ks are monsters.
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Do you even know
what a 401K is?
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I assume it's a gun.
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Yeah, well,
I may not have much,
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but I got some things
that matter, huh?
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My bar, my friends,
my good name.
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- Hear! Hear!
- Hear! Hear!
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All right, well, if you believe
in your friends so much,
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how about we make
a little wager on the match?
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- Uh, oh, can I bet on youse to win?
- No.
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Careful, Moe.
I got a bad feeling about this.
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Just leave us be, huh?
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All right, how about this?
If we win the next two games,
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your bar is ours,
and you have to change
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your, uh, good name.
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I got a bad feeling.
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Bad feeling, bad feeling,
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But if I win, I want something
I can share with my friends.
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Something only a rich guy
like you can give us.
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Let's do this.
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Look at me, Moe Szyslak,
shaking hands with a guy
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wearing a shirt worth more than
I'll earn in my entire life.
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Ugh, it feels like
I'm shaking hands with a squid.
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No, the squid has
a much firmer grip.
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Hey, Pin Gals.
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Wha...?
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Hey, hey, hey, we ain't afraid
of no bowling shirts.
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They're not shirts;
it's compression wear,
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which increases blood flow
to our arms
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and decreases wind resistance.
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Oh, yeah!
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They know two-handed bowling.
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Hey, we been hustled!
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Huh, if you can't trust
hedge fund guys,
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who can you trust?
258
00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:54,499
Nice toss.
259
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,167
Um,
nobody likes suck-ups.
260
00:12:56,225 --> 00:12:58,014
All right?
Cheeseburger.
261
00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:01,366
I want to help you
stand up to them.
262
00:13:01,424 --> 00:13:02,558
But they're traders.
263
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,764
All we know is
how to collect information.
264
00:13:04,822 --> 00:13:06,710
Everyone has a weak spot.
265
00:13:06,874 --> 00:13:09,975
We will aggregate
their emotional responses
266
00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:12,475
and run a regression
through the data.
267
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,405
Thanks for dumbing it down
for us.
268
00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:16,475
Polish your balls?
269
00:13:16,624 --> 00:13:18,546
Man, this alley does
everything.
270
00:13:18,639 --> 00:13:21,157
Oh,
I don't work for the alley.
271
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,436
No, indeed.
272
00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:29,473
Bart?
273
00:13:29,531 --> 00:13:31,319
Hey, Mom, I got a question for you.
274
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:34,256
- Am I too young to start drinking vodka?
- Yes.
275
00:13:34,373 --> 00:13:36,256
Wish you would've
told me that an hour ago.
276
00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:38,108
Here's a little
"don't tell Homer" money.
277
00:13:38,169 --> 00:13:40,676
If you love money with
all your heart,
278
00:13:40,734 --> 00:13:42,700
the money will never love you
back.
279
00:13:42,759 --> 00:13:44,944
Will having no money make me
happy?
280
00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:47,128
No.
281
00:13:47,186 --> 00:13:48,786
Does Bill Gates love his wife?
282
00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:51,157
Melinda?
Of course he does.
283
00:13:51,215 --> 00:13:54,467
They started a foundation
that does wonderful things.
284
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,475
- With money, right?
- Yes.
285
00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:58,928
So, money's the answer
for everything.
286
00:13:59,764 --> 00:14:01,506
Have a C-note, sweetheart.
287
00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:04,499
- She gets it.
- Oh!
288
00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:11,163
Whew,
they really kicked our butts.
289
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,077
I'm gonna lose
my bar and my name.
290
00:14:14,168 --> 00:14:15,936
No Moe, no tavern,
nothing.
291
00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:18,475
I'm gonna jump into
that empty elevator shaft!
292
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,975
Moe, no!
293
00:14:24,057 --> 00:14:26,796
I just, uh... I can't win.
294
00:14:29,763 --> 00:14:31,878
Oh, yeah, now we're
getting somewhere.
295
00:14:33,921 --> 00:14:36,990
♪♪
296
00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:40,386
♪♪
297
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:45,492
All right, we've come to that time...
298
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,868
the time where I give
that inspirational speech
299
00:14:47,926 --> 00:14:49,558
I've been keeping in my pocket.
300
00:14:50,476 --> 00:14:52,967
You
have given this lonely little man
301
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,613
a reason to get up
every single day,
302
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,105
and that is why
I love youse, Marge.
303
00:14:58,178 --> 00:14:59,871
I mean, uh, Pin Pals.
Pin Pals.
304
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,586
And we got a secret weapon.
305
00:15:02,714 --> 00:15:04,757
This guy is sober.
306
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:08,089
I am, because of the love
of your sister.
307
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,742
Now, just so you know,
that was,
308
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,347
that was a catfish thing, right?
309
00:15:11,472 --> 00:15:13,034
What's a "catfish" thing?
310
00:15:13,152 --> 00:15:15,136
I'll explain it
to you after the match.
311
00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:16,396
Just don't drink.
312
00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:18,839
You know how, uh,
how Miriam hates it.
313
00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:22,542
You know, you sister looks
just like Jennifer Lawrence.
314
00:15:22,636 --> 00:15:25,394
And all her pictures say
"Getty Images."
315
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,675
Yeah, that's-that's a problem
with your computer.
316
00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:29,472
Just stay sober, huh?
317
00:15:30,332 --> 00:15:31,542
Mm-hmm.
318
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,675
Huh?
319
00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:43,284
Hey, have you ever tasted
liquid gold?
320
00:15:49,358 --> 00:15:52,073
You realize that was
a thousand-dollar swallow.
321
00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:56,909
Return... to me.
322
00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:00,097
♪♪ Classical music playing...
323
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,417
♪♪
324
00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:07,909
♪♪
325
00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:18,558
♪ Yeah. ♪
326
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,801
Oh, what do you want?
327
00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:33,675
Fair warning:
we have combed through
328
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:37,271
all the emotional data on you
to find your soft targets.
329
00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:39,085
What the hell
are you talking about?
330
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,268
You'll see,
in just 15 seconds.
331
00:16:42,487 --> 00:16:44,768
Reynolds,
artificial intelligence
332
00:16:44,826 --> 00:16:47,690
is just three months away
from taking your job.
333
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:50,714
Without my job, I...
I'm just a douche.
334
00:16:51,151 --> 00:16:52,908
You don't know that
the other two
335
00:16:53,026 --> 00:16:54,789
are sleeping with your wife.
336
00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:57,827
I thought you were,
but you?!
337
00:16:58,026 --> 00:16:59,862
You're all about your BMW,
338
00:16:59,929 --> 00:17:02,377
but you couldn't afford
the sport package.
339
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:08,572
And I win, just like
all good people always win.
340
00:17:09,065 --> 00:17:11,238
- McDingus.
- Yes, Father?
341
00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:13,174
Throw this at your sister.
342
00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:15,487
You won't do it, Bart.
343
00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:17,211
Why not?
It's you and it's me,
344
00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:18,901
and it wastes food.
345
00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:21,089
You won't do it because,
deep down,
346
00:17:21,147 --> 00:17:23,381
there's something weird
that connects us.
347
00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:24,518
You're crazy.
348
00:17:24,587 --> 00:17:26,153
Neither of us admits it,
349
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,456
but it's there.
350
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,385
I hold myself out to you.
351
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:32,782
Go on, make my face
the home of the Whopper.
352
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:34,997
I-I can't do it.
353
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,366
You do like me. You do!
354
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:40,869
And we'll always keep this
burger as a symbol of our fr...
355
00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:45,674
Hitting me?
I wax your alley?
356
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,343
Will you get out of here?!
357
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:50,177
All right, this is it,
the tenth frame, the final frame.
358
00:17:50,299 --> 00:17:53,447
The frame where you
start looking for your regular shoes.
359
00:17:54,922 --> 00:17:57,189
All right, Barney,
just do your thing. No pressure.
360
00:17:57,393 --> 00:17:58,723
Here's a picture of my sister
361
00:17:58,738 --> 00:18:00,788
in the movie
Silver Linings Playbook.
362
00:18:00,855 --> 00:18:01,994
Take a look.
363
00:18:02,491 --> 00:18:04,643
Hey,
you guys liquored him up!
364
00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:08,472
Don't worry, Moe,
I can still win the spelling bee.
365
00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:10,064
"Recidivism."
366
00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:12,434
"R"... um...
367
00:18:12,901 --> 00:18:14,670
Eh, because of this idiot,
Homer,
368
00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:16,172
we need three strikes from you.
369
00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:18,557
I just want to know
what it's like to be a winner, huh?
370
00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:19,717
Just one time.
371
00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:21,791
What about that Women
in Film award?
372
00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:23,307
No, I stole that.
373
00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:26,897
Okay, Moe,
for you, I'll do it.
374
00:18:31,429 --> 00:18:34,377
We're gonna win. I'm not gonna
have to start over again!
375
00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:39,802
Because starting over, uh,
what would that even mean?
376
00:18:48,671 --> 00:18:52,065
♪♪
377
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:58,764
♪♪
378
00:18:59,032 --> 00:19:00,356
That could be my reality.
379
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:02,569
Oh, my God,
I got to lose this match.
380
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,075
Homer, no!
381
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,487
- Give me the ball!
- I need it to bowl!
382
00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:07,887
I don't want to win!
383
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,769
You're the worst coach ever!
384
00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:11,965
Just give me the damn ball!
385
00:19:23,636 --> 00:19:24,807
What's wrong, Moe?
386
00:19:24,979 --> 00:19:27,622
- Yeah, we won.
- Nothing. I just got to go back
387
00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:29,742
to the worst thing in the world,
huh?
388
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,276
Being me.
389
00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:35,081
The guy you wouldn't even invite
to a basketball game.
390
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:39,755
Wha... uh,
d-did somebody say "wait"?
391
00:19:39,822 --> 00:19:42,206
- No.
- Well, I wouldn't come back now
392
00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:43,691
if you begged me.
393
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:45,229
- Wait!
- Yeah?
394
00:19:45,316 --> 00:19:46,722
Just making a point.
395
00:19:51,112 --> 00:19:52,808
Surprise!
396
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,792
You guys are my friends.
397
00:19:54,964 --> 00:19:57,112
- That's right.
- We sure are.
398
00:19:57,202 --> 00:19:59,370
And we're gonna have a
big party!
399
00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:02,176
Right after we get back
from the basketball game.
400
00:20:06,479 --> 00:20:08,520
Eh, salt of the earth there.
401
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:11,987
All right, guys,
since we won the championship,
402
00:20:12,097 --> 00:20:14,995
those hedge fund do-rags
have to deliver
403
00:20:15,065 --> 00:20:18,886
an experience for me and my pals
that only they can bring.
404
00:20:19,026 --> 00:20:20,339
When does it start?
405
00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:23,300
Right about...
now.
406
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:31,300
Welcome to how I always feel.
407
00:20:31,778 --> 00:20:35,003
♪♪
Sync corrections by srjanapala
408
00:20:35,232 --> 00:20:38,698
♪♪
409
00:21:13,002 --> 00:21:15,946
♪♪
410
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:18,844
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