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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,930 --> 00:00:55,518 The business traveller should bring only what fits in a carryon bag. 2 00:00:55,685 --> 00:00:59,522 Checking your luggage is asking for trouble. 3 00:01:09,615 --> 00:01:12,785 Add several travel-size packets of detergent... 4 00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:16,748 ...so you won't fall into the hands of unfamiliar laundries. 5 00:01:16,914 --> 00:01:19,459 There are very few necessities in this world... 6 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:23,045 ...which do not come in travel-size packets. 7 00:01:29,468 --> 00:01:31,220 One suit is plenty... 8 00:01:31,387 --> 00:01:35,141 ...if you take along travel-size packets of spot remover. 9 00:01:35,307 --> 00:01:37,226 The suit should be medium gray. 10 00:01:37,393 --> 00:01:42,773 Gray not only hides the dirt but is handy for sudden funerals. 11 00:01:49,029 --> 00:01:53,325 Always bring a book as protection against strangers. 12 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:54,785 Magazines don't last... 13 00:01:54,994 --> 00:01:59,415 ...and newspapers from elsewhere remind you you don't belong. 14 00:01:59,582 --> 00:02:01,666 But don't take more than one book. 15 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:05,921 It is a common mistake to overestimate one's potential free time... 16 00:02:06,087 --> 00:02:09,132 ...and consequently over-pack. 17 00:02:09,675 --> 00:02:14,638 In travel, as in most of life, less is invariably more. 18 00:02:17,391 --> 00:02:21,269 And most importantly, never take along anything on your journey... 19 00:02:21,477 --> 00:02:24,856 ...so valuable or dear... 20 00:02:25,273 --> 00:02:29,945 ...that its loss would devastate you. 21 00:02:46,544 --> 00:02:49,923 - Sir, would you like a snack? - Just some peanuts. 22 00:02:50,131 --> 00:02:51,925 I'm sorry I'm so fat. 23 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:54,302 Name's Lucas Loomis. 24 00:02:56,972 --> 00:02:58,473 Macon Leary. 25 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,101 You a Baltimore man? 26 00:03:01,475 --> 00:03:03,811 - Yes. - Me too. 27 00:03:03,978 --> 00:03:06,481 Greatest city on the Earth. 28 00:03:06,898 --> 00:03:09,484 One of these seats is not really enough for me. 29 00:03:09,651 --> 00:03:12,737 The stupid thing is, I travel for a living. 30 00:03:12,904 --> 00:03:16,741 I demonstrate software to computer stores. 31 00:03:16,908 --> 00:03:18,994 What do you do, Mr. Leary? 32 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,288 I write travel guidebooks. 33 00:03:21,537 --> 00:03:23,330 Is that so? What kind? 34 00:03:23,497 --> 00:03:27,084 Well, guides for businessmen... 35 00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:30,254 ...people just like you, I guess. 36 00:03:30,755 --> 00:03:33,341 Accidental Tourist. 37 00:03:34,342 --> 00:03:37,095 - Why, yes. - Really? Am I right? 38 00:03:37,262 --> 00:03:40,098 Well, what do you know? Look at this: 39 00:03:40,265 --> 00:03:42,808 Gray suit. Just what you recommend. 40 00:03:43,017 --> 00:03:45,686 Appropriate for all occasions. 41 00:03:45,853 --> 00:03:47,605 See my luggage? 42 00:03:47,772 --> 00:03:52,193 Carryon. Change of underwear, clean shirt, packet of detergent powder. 43 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,238 - Oh, good. - You're my hero. 44 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:58,950 You've improved my trips 100 percent. 45 00:03:59,117 --> 00:04:04,538 I tell my wife, Going with the Accidental Tourist is like going in a cocoon. 46 00:04:04,705 --> 00:04:06,457 Well, this is very nice to hear. 47 00:04:06,623 --> 00:04:10,878 Times I've flown clear to Oregon and hardly knew I left Baltimore. 48 00:04:11,045 --> 00:04:13,172 Excellent. 49 00:04:14,048 --> 00:04:18,803 I see you have your book for protection there. 50 00:04:20,596 --> 00:04:23,390 Didn't work with me, though, did it? 51 00:04:53,128 --> 00:04:55,589 Edward, how you doing, boy? 52 00:04:56,256 --> 00:04:58,926 - Hello, Sarah. - Hello, Macon. 53 00:05:01,345 --> 00:05:04,305 - You made good time from the airport. - We landed early... 54 00:05:04,514 --> 00:05:06,224 ...even with the storm. 55 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:11,021 - I made you some tea. - Well, that's very nice of you, Sarah. 56 00:05:15,108 --> 00:05:16,693 So how was Atlanta? 57 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,487 About the same. 58 00:05:18,695 --> 00:05:23,866 Peachtree Road, Peachtree Centre, Peachtree Fire Hydrant. 59 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:26,452 Come on. Come on, Edward. 60 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:28,371 Hello, Edward. 61 00:05:28,538 --> 00:05:29,956 He's a boy. 62 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:32,375 How's your ears? 63 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:34,544 Okay. 64 00:05:35,295 --> 00:05:40,050 I think he still expects Ethan to come home, even after a year. 65 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:45,304 Macon? 66 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:48,933 Macon. 67 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,312 You know I love you. 68 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:55,648 But I can't live with you anymore. 69 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:00,820 What? 70 00:06:01,488 --> 00:06:03,656 What did you say? 71 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,660 I want a divorce, Macon. 72 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,330 I rented an apartment downtown. 73 00:06:15,168 --> 00:06:17,170 Honey, listen, it's been a hard year. 74 00:06:17,337 --> 00:06:19,172 We've had a hard time. 75 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:21,841 People who lose a child often feel this way. 76 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,426 It puts a terrible strain on a marriage... 77 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:27,513 ...but it doesn't have to tear us apart. 78 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,808 Listen, I've been thinking... 79 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:33,269 ...have you considered having another baby? 80 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:36,189 - Oh, Macon. - I know we can't replace Ethan, but... 81 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:39,108 No, I'm sorry. It would never work. 82 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:43,779 All right, forget that. 83 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:47,449 It was a crazy idea, right? Crazy notion, but... 84 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:51,954 All I'm saying is, we can start over. 85 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:59,962 Macon, ever since Ethan died, I've had to admit that people are basically bad. 86 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:02,048 Evil, Macon. 87 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:04,800 They're so evil they'd take our 12-year-old boy... 88 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,803 ...and shoot him through the skull for no reason. 89 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:11,473 There have been times I haven't been sure I... 90 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:15,895 Haven't been sure I could live in this kind of world anymore. 91 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:21,067 It's true what you say about human beings. 92 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,318 I'm not trying to argue. 93 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:26,238 Tell me, Sarah, why would that cause you to leave me? 94 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:29,074 Because I knew you wouldn't try and argue. 95 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,077 You believed all along they were evil. 96 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:36,582 This whole past year I've felt myself withdrawing from people... 97 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,834 ...just like you do, Macon. 98 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,961 I've felt myself becoming a Leary. 99 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,922 Well, there are worse disasters than that, I guess. 100 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,632 Not for me. 101 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,927 Macon, I know you loved Ethan. 102 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:53,765 And I know you mourn him, but there's something so... 103 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,392 What do you call it? 104 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,936 Muffled about the way you experience things. 105 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,981 It's like you're trying to slip through life unchanged. 106 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:06,194 Sarah, I'm not muffled. I endure. I'm holding steady. 107 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:11,491 I know you think that, but I think you're fooling yourself. 108 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:16,872 It's not by chance you write books telling people how to make trips without a jolt... 109 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:21,668 ...so they can travel to wonderful, exotic places and never be touched by them. 110 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,295 Never feel they've left home. 111 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,340 That travelling armchair isn't just your logo. It's you. 112 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,802 No, it's not. It's not. 113 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:37,892 When Ethan was in this house with us, we were all right. 114 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:42,646 If there was a distance between us, it didn't matter. We had Ethan in common. 115 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:47,151 But when we lost him, I needed you. 116 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:50,071 I needed you to comfort me. 117 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:53,741 I needed you to be the kind of person you've never been... 118 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,828 ...and that isn't even fair to ask of you. 119 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,289 That's why I have to go. 120 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:04,627 - Sarah... - Don't fight this, Macon. 121 00:09:05,085 --> 00:09:07,755 I don't know how much strength I've got. 122 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:11,842 I'm never gonna recover from Ethan's death. I don't expect it. 123 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:16,013 But there's a chance that I could make a life anyway. 124 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:20,435 But my only hope is to get out of here... 125 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,686 ...away from you. 126 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,356 Let me go. 127 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,778 In the Southeast they say that if you want to go to heaven... 128 00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:16,740 ...you have to change planes in Atlanta. 129 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:20,036 The airport in Atlanta, 130 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,684 must have 10 miles of corridors. 131 00:10:32,672 --> 00:10:36,760 Come or go, Edward. Oh, make up your mind. 132 00:10:46,477 --> 00:10:50,940 I could stop by and pick up the rug on Saturday, if that's convenient. 133 00:10:51,691 --> 00:10:56,446 Well, I leave for England tomorrow afternoon. 134 00:10:56,613 --> 00:10:59,282 Maybe I could bring the rug over. 135 00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:02,369 Or I could let myself in on Saturday. 136 00:11:04,787 --> 00:11:08,708 I should have agreed to teach summer school or something. 137 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:15,048 Open my eyes in the morning and I think, Why bother getting up? 138 00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:21,096 Why bother eating? Why bother breathing? 139 00:11:22,305 --> 00:11:25,391 Me too, sweetheart. 140 00:11:25,891 --> 00:11:29,729 Mr. Leary, come with me, please, to identify the body. 141 00:12:22,865 --> 00:12:25,158 Yes, that is my son. 142 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:37,880 So I guess I'll come by while you're gone, if that's all right. 143 00:13:20,839 --> 00:13:22,591 Oh, sorry. 144 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:30,765 Come on, Edward. There's nothing to worry about. 145 00:13:35,478 --> 00:13:37,689 - Hi there. - Do you board dogs? 146 00:13:37,856 --> 00:13:40,984 - Sure. - I'd like to board Edward here. 147 00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:43,569 - Do you have a reservation? - A reservation? No. 148 00:13:43,778 --> 00:13:46,447 - Most people reserve. - Could you make an exception? 149 00:13:46,614 --> 00:13:49,283 I've just come from the place we've used before. 150 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:53,538 Suddenly they tell me they can't take him, that he bit someone last time. 151 00:13:53,705 --> 00:13:57,626 Edward, do you bite? How could you do such a thing? 152 00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:00,128 I'm catching a plane. I'm leaving for a week... 153 00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:04,632 ...and I don't have a soul to look after him. I'm desperate, I tell you. 154 00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:07,218 - Can't you leave home with your wife? - No. 155 00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:10,471 - You're not married? - I am, but she's living elsewhere. 156 00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:13,307 They don't allow pets. 157 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,061 I'm a divorcee myself. 158 00:14:17,645 --> 00:14:19,481 I know what you're going through. 159 00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:21,066 So will you keep him? 160 00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:24,735 I guess, if you're desperate. 161 00:14:24,902 --> 00:14:28,239 Fill this out. Your name and address and when you'll be back. 162 00:14:28,405 --> 00:14:30,825 Don't forget to put when you'll be back. 163 00:14:33,327 --> 00:14:36,414 I'll most likely see you again when you pick him up... 164 00:14:36,581 --> 00:14:38,916 ...if you put the time of day to expect you. 165 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,627 My name is Muriel. 166 00:14:40,835 --> 00:14:42,420 Is this place open evenings? 167 00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:46,256 - Every evening but Sundays, till 8. - Oh, good. 168 00:14:48,175 --> 00:14:50,052 Muriel Pritchett. 169 00:14:58,853 --> 00:15:02,273 In London, England, I recommend the Underground... 170 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,526 ...for everyone except those afraid of heights... 171 00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:12,366 ...and even for them, if they will avoid the following stations. 172 00:15:14,451 --> 00:15:20,082 It's mystifying why all hotels throughout the world choose only... 173 00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:25,045 ...the most abrasive fabrics for their bedspreads. 174 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:31,510 London is among the better foreign destinations... 175 00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:36,306 ...in the important category of hotel plumbing. 176 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:55,158 The British have only mixed success with American cuisine... 177 00:15:56,743 --> 00:16:00,247 ...but the traveller with persistence can find a meal in London... 178 00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,833 ...not much different from a meal in Cleveland. 179 00:16:10,757 --> 00:16:11,925 Here you are, guvnor. 180 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:15,929 Just as sold at the Yankee Stadium. 181 00:16:16,763 --> 00:16:19,307 Have a nice day. 182 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:46,042 - Can I help you? - I'm here for my dog. 183 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:48,294 - Your last name? - Leary. 184 00:16:48,878 --> 00:16:52,131 Oh, just a minute. 185 00:17:03,727 --> 00:17:06,645 Hi there. How was your trip? 186 00:17:08,814 --> 00:17:10,983 Oh, it was... 187 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,860 Where's Edward? Is he all right? 188 00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:15,738 Sure, he's all right. We got on like a house afire. 189 00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:18,741 Seems he took a shine to me. I couldn't say why. 190 00:17:20,076 --> 00:17:22,745 That's wonderful. So... 191 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:27,750 - ... could I have him back, please? - Caroline will bring him. 192 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:32,713 - Maybe I could pay. - Yes. 193 00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:38,177 That will be $42. 194 00:17:41,264 --> 00:17:43,015 Thank you. 195 00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:58,072 Signature and phone. 196 00:18:00,449 --> 00:18:03,953 I don't know if I mentioned before that it so happens I train dogs. 197 00:18:04,536 --> 00:18:06,329 Is that right? 198 00:18:06,538 --> 00:18:09,374 - That home phone or your business? - Both. 199 00:18:09,541 --> 00:18:11,335 Why? What difference does it make? 200 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,631 I was just wondering. My speciality is dogs that bite. 201 00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:20,386 Specialty. Webster prefers specialty. 202 00:18:20,553 --> 00:18:24,140 - That must be dangerous. - Not for me. I can handle anything... 203 00:18:26,307 --> 00:18:29,769 ...dogs that haven't been treated right, even split personality. 204 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:33,732 - Split personality? - Your dog is nice to you but kills others. 205 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,817 - Come on. - Not that he would bite me. 206 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,195 - He just fell in love with me. - I'm glad to hear it. 207 00:18:40,364 --> 00:18:41,698 I could train him not to bite other people. 208 00:18:41,865 --> 00:18:44,159 Think about it and give me a call. Muriel, remember? 209 00:18:44,325 --> 00:18:48,037 Muriel Pritchett. Let me give you my card. 210 00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:52,667 Oh, well, I'll bear that in mind. Thank you very much. 211 00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:55,420 Or just call for no reason. Call and talk. 212 00:18:55,587 --> 00:18:57,506 - Talk? - Sure. 213 00:18:57,672 --> 00:19:01,301 Talk about Edward, his problems. Talk about anything. 214 00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:08,182 - Don't you ever get the urge to do that? - Not really. 215 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,159 - Yeah? - Dad? 216 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,912 Dad? 217 00:20:12,329 --> 00:20:14,248 Ethan? 218 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,501 Where are you? 219 00:20:17,668 --> 00:20:19,837 I'm at camp, Dad. 220 00:20:20,004 --> 00:20:22,173 You never came to get me. 221 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,800 But we thought you were dead. 222 00:20:25,008 --> 00:20:27,302 Why would you think that? 223 00:20:56,874 --> 00:20:59,543 We have, coming up, brand-new pieces of gold... 224 00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:02,463 ...brand-new Capodimonte and two gorgeous rings. 225 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:05,715 Bob, guess what ring I have. My mom's and my favourite... 226 00:21:05,882 --> 00:21:09,010 ...this is the beautiful one-carat diamond swirl cluster ring. 227 00:21:09,177 --> 00:21:12,013 Take a look at this ring. It is gorgeous. I have the... 228 00:21:12,889 --> 00:21:16,059 - Leary. - Macon, it's Muriel. 229 00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:20,147 - Muriel? - Muriel Pritchett. 230 00:21:20,314 --> 00:21:22,483 Oh, yes. 231 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,401 From the vet's, who got on so good with your dog. 232 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,447 - Oh, right. - I was just wondering how Edward was. 233 00:21:31,741 --> 00:21:34,661 - Looks all right to me. - No problems? 234 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:39,041 Well, he's developed this new symptom. He gets angry when I leave the house. 235 00:21:39,249 --> 00:21:42,169 He starts barking and showing his teeth. 236 00:21:42,336 --> 00:21:44,129 He ought to be trained. 237 00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:48,091 Tell you what, maybe I could just come around and discuss it. 238 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,511 - I don't really think... - Or you could come to my place. 239 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,680 I'd fix you supper. 240 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,683 Macon, what do you say? 241 00:21:58,018 --> 00:22:01,438 I think for now I'll just try to manage on my own. 242 00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:03,774 Well, I can understand that. 243 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:06,651 Believe me, I've been through that stage. 244 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,862 So, what I'll do is, I'll wait for you to get in touch. 245 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,199 Yes, that would be good. 246 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:17,036 - Goodbye. - I don't wanna be pushy... 247 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:26,795 This is a porcelain rocking horse and a music box. 248 00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:31,008 This is handcrafted porcelain. Hand-painted and gorgeous. 249 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:34,053 Nine inches high. $59, a very low... 250 00:22:44,481 --> 00:22:47,149 If you wanna come down, come. Otherwise, go away... 251 00:22:47,316 --> 00:22:51,362 ...but stop that pitiful whimpering. This basement is not haunted. 252 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,371 That ought to do nicely. 253 00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:27,773 Buck up. 254 00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:36,782 That's the stuff, Edward. 255 00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:41,704 Don't give up, Edward. We can make it. Come on. 256 00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:27,915 There is something elementally comforting to the business traveller... 257 00:24:28,082 --> 00:24:31,377 ...about that moment when his flight touches down once again... 258 00:24:31,544 --> 00:24:33,254 ...at his own airport. 259 00:24:33,421 --> 00:24:37,092 After a demanding journey, even the most impersonal terminal... 260 00:24:37,258 --> 00:24:41,388 ...can seem as welcoming as an ancestral home. 261 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,688 I don't think anyone else has any idea where I am. 262 00:24:50,855 --> 00:24:54,025 - What do you mean? - I've come over here to stay for a while. 263 00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:56,486 - Does it matter? - Should you tell Sarah? 264 00:24:56,694 --> 00:24:58,947 It's nice to be so... 265 00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:03,285 ...unconnected. I wish things could stay that way. 266 00:25:03,451 --> 00:25:05,120 Why can't they? 267 00:25:05,953 --> 00:25:09,790 Well, you know, someone will call here, Sarah or someone. 268 00:25:09,999 --> 00:25:13,210 - We could just not answer the phone. - What? Let it ring? 269 00:25:13,377 --> 00:25:15,213 Why not? 270 00:25:15,379 --> 00:25:16,798 Not answer it ever? 271 00:25:16,964 --> 00:25:20,468 Most who call me are neighbours. They'll pop over if no one answers. 272 00:25:20,635 --> 00:25:22,095 I won't miss it. 273 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,389 Let it ring. 274 00:25:33,481 --> 00:25:35,149 You stinker! 275 00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:37,151 Hypodermic. 276 00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:50,080 You're a real stinker, Rose. 277 00:25:50,247 --> 00:25:52,416 Disinfectant. 278 00:25:54,418 --> 00:25:56,420 - You got it. - I know. 279 00:25:56,587 --> 00:25:58,172 Doctors and nurses. 280 00:25:58,339 --> 00:26:00,007 Nurse. 281 00:26:02,843 --> 00:26:04,428 There you go. 282 00:26:04,804 --> 00:26:07,180 Down! Down, dog! 283 00:26:07,347 --> 00:26:09,599 Macon! 284 00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,184 Help! 285 00:26:11,351 --> 00:26:13,520 Call him off, damn it! 286 00:26:13,687 --> 00:26:14,938 Edward! 287 00:26:15,105 --> 00:26:16,732 Call off your dog! 288 00:26:17,274 --> 00:26:19,276 Edward, stop that. Who is that? 289 00:26:19,443 --> 00:26:21,237 This is your employer, Macon. 290 00:26:21,445 --> 00:26:23,447 Julian? 291 00:26:23,614 --> 00:26:25,533 Come here, Edward. Come on. Come on. 292 00:26:25,699 --> 00:26:27,534 Come here. 293 00:26:27,701 --> 00:26:30,120 Come on. Come on. 294 00:26:35,292 --> 00:26:38,295 I really hate a man with an obnoxious dog. 295 00:26:38,462 --> 00:26:40,714 I don't hate just the dog, I hate the owner. 296 00:26:40,881 --> 00:26:45,135 I'm sorry about this. I thought he was off on a walk with my brother, Porter. 297 00:26:45,302 --> 00:26:47,470 - What happened to your leg? - I broke it. 298 00:26:47,637 --> 00:26:49,389 I can see that. But how? 299 00:26:49,556 --> 00:26:53,685 Well, it's kind of hard to explain. How did you find me here? 300 00:26:53,893 --> 00:26:57,647 From the return address on the chapters you sent me. 301 00:26:57,814 --> 00:27:00,067 Very interesting. 302 00:27:00,484 --> 00:27:04,404 Do you realize how late you're running with this guidebook? 303 00:27:05,030 --> 00:27:07,657 Edward, cut it out! 304 00:27:24,091 --> 00:27:26,008 This is quite a place. 305 00:27:26,175 --> 00:27:29,262 It was my grandparents' house. I grew up here. 306 00:27:29,428 --> 00:27:31,013 Where's Sarah? 307 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:33,391 - Who? - Your wife, Macon. 308 00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:37,270 Oh, she and I are... 309 00:27:40,231 --> 00:27:43,234 She has this... 310 00:27:44,736 --> 00:27:46,904 ...apartment downtown. 311 00:27:47,071 --> 00:27:49,073 You've split? 312 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,783 Yeah. 313 00:27:50,992 --> 00:27:53,578 Jesus, Macon. 314 00:27:53,744 --> 00:27:56,748 - What went wrong? - Nothing. 315 00:27:57,832 --> 00:28:02,086 It turns out these things can happen for no particular reason. 316 00:28:03,463 --> 00:28:05,173 Hush, now. 317 00:28:09,593 --> 00:28:11,595 Hello. 318 00:28:11,929 --> 00:28:13,764 Hello. 319 00:28:13,931 --> 00:28:17,935 Julian Hedge, this is my sister, Rose, and my other brother, Charles. 320 00:28:18,102 --> 00:28:19,687 - How do you do? - How do you do? 321 00:28:19,854 --> 00:28:22,607 Here, let me help you with that. 322 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,736 - Charles, how do you do? - Hello. 323 00:28:27,903 --> 00:28:31,782 Macon Leary with a sister and brothers too. 324 00:28:31,949 --> 00:28:34,743 Who would've guessed? That Macon Leary had a family... 325 00:28:34,910 --> 00:28:37,079 ...just never entered my mind somehow. 326 00:28:37,371 --> 00:28:39,457 I'm right here, Julian. 327 00:28:39,957 --> 00:28:43,461 Yes, I do see a family resemblance. 328 00:28:43,628 --> 00:28:48,048 You're Macon's publisher. I'm the one who mailed you Macon's chapters. 329 00:28:48,215 --> 00:28:50,884 - Oh, yes. - I'm supposed to send you some more... 330 00:28:51,051 --> 00:28:55,639 ...but first I have to buy 9 by 12 envelopes. All we've got left is 10 by 13. 331 00:28:55,806 --> 00:28:57,683 It's terrible when things don't fit precisely. 332 00:28:57,850 --> 00:29:00,561 They get all out of alignment. 333 00:29:03,981 --> 00:29:05,900 We wouldn't wanna keep you, Rose. 334 00:29:06,566 --> 00:29:10,529 Oh, no. Here, I'll take that. 335 00:29:17,244 --> 00:29:21,749 The Macon Leary 9 by 12 envelope crisis. 336 00:29:21,915 --> 00:29:23,917 Oh, Julian, drop it. 337 00:29:24,084 --> 00:29:25,753 Sorry. 338 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,423 You know, Macon, if you'd just let me know what was going on in your life. 339 00:29:30,590 --> 00:29:32,175 I had no idea. 340 00:29:32,342 --> 00:29:35,846 Look, if you want another... I don't know, another month? 341 00:29:36,012 --> 00:29:38,682 Oh, nonsense. What's a missing wife or two, right? 342 00:29:38,849 --> 00:29:41,935 Here, let me get what I've typed and you can check it. 343 00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,534 Just what I thought. 344 00:29:57,701 --> 00:30:00,871 You monster, do you know how long I've been looking for you? 345 00:30:07,793 --> 00:30:09,795 Great. 346 00:30:33,903 --> 00:30:37,115 Call it something catchy. The Reluctant Tourist. 347 00:30:37,281 --> 00:30:39,575 And you are the fella to write it. 348 00:30:39,742 --> 00:30:41,661 But I hate to travel. 349 00:30:42,412 --> 00:30:44,581 I thought so. So do businessmen. 350 00:30:44,747 --> 00:30:47,458 They would rather be at home in their living rooms. 351 00:30:47,624 --> 00:30:50,878 So you will be helping them to pretend... 352 00:30:51,045 --> 00:30:53,255 ...that that's where they are. 353 00:30:54,173 --> 00:30:55,925 What do you think? 354 00:30:57,301 --> 00:31:00,054 Your logo. You get it? 355 00:31:00,847 --> 00:31:04,183 While armchair travellers dream of going places... 356 00:31:04,392 --> 00:31:07,769 ...travelling armchairs dream of staying put. 357 00:31:15,611 --> 00:31:19,990 After this, I want you to start on New York and the Northeast again. 358 00:31:20,908 --> 00:31:22,743 So soon? 359 00:31:22,910 --> 00:31:24,662 It's been three years, Macon. 360 00:31:28,707 --> 00:31:31,293 Edward! Stop it! 361 00:31:37,091 --> 00:31:39,635 Macon, did he get you? 362 00:31:42,638 --> 00:31:45,808 - I wouldn't have a dog like that. - He's never done that. 363 00:31:45,975 --> 00:31:48,810 I'd call the SPCA or the dogcatcher. 364 00:31:48,977 --> 00:31:51,771 Tell them you want him done away with. 365 00:31:52,773 --> 00:31:54,941 Just go, Julian. 366 00:31:55,567 --> 00:31:57,236 Hold on, hold on. 367 00:31:57,444 --> 00:32:00,280 We have a couple more limas. Yeah, we do. 368 00:32:00,489 --> 00:32:02,449 What do we have next? 369 00:32:04,243 --> 00:32:08,955 Now I need M's or N's, anything starting with those. 370 00:32:09,122 --> 00:32:12,125 Then how about these noodles? N for noodles. 371 00:32:12,292 --> 00:32:13,418 P for pasta? 372 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:17,547 E for elbow macaroni. You might have passed those up earlier, Porter. 373 00:32:17,756 --> 00:32:19,466 Rose? 374 00:32:20,258 --> 00:32:22,010 Rose? 375 00:32:22,594 --> 00:32:26,265 It seems Edward's given me a little sort of nip. 376 00:32:26,598 --> 00:32:28,266 - Oh, Macon. - How did it happen? 377 00:32:28,433 --> 00:32:31,603 It was an accident, but I think I need an antiseptic. 378 00:32:31,769 --> 00:32:34,856 - You need a tetanus shot. - You need to get rid of that dog. 379 00:32:35,023 --> 00:32:36,358 He didn't mean any harm. 380 00:32:36,524 --> 00:32:39,110 Takes your hand off and he means no harm? 381 00:32:39,277 --> 00:32:41,613 You should get rid of him, I tell you. 382 00:32:41,822 --> 00:32:44,282 - Well, I can't. - Why not? 383 00:32:46,326 --> 00:32:48,661 Come on, boy. Yeah! 384 00:32:55,293 --> 00:32:58,797 Ethan, you think you could do that outside? 385 00:32:59,798 --> 00:33:01,633 Right. 386 00:33:04,636 --> 00:33:07,346 I just can't get rid of him, that's all. 387 00:33:13,686 --> 00:33:16,022 Macon, come sit down. 388 00:33:16,189 --> 00:33:18,649 Let me see what I have. 389 00:33:23,112 --> 00:33:25,240 Maybe we could send him to obedience school. 390 00:33:28,325 --> 00:33:30,327 Edward, sit. 391 00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:38,210 Now, you kind of cluck your tongue. 392 00:33:43,216 --> 00:33:47,135 They get to know a cluck means praise. When I hold my hand out, see... 393 00:33:47,344 --> 00:33:48,929 ...that means he has to stay. 394 00:33:49,096 --> 00:33:50,681 Stay. 395 00:33:57,938 --> 00:34:00,107 That was very good. 396 00:34:03,694 --> 00:34:06,322 He's supposed to wear this till he's trained. 397 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,285 That way, you can yank him back whenever he does something wrong. 398 00:34:16,957 --> 00:34:18,292 Here you go. 399 00:34:20,461 --> 00:34:22,338 Make him sit. 400 00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:30,554 Sit. 401 00:34:31,555 --> 00:34:33,390 Poke him down. 402 00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:55,328 - He doesn't take you seriously. - I know that. 403 00:34:55,495 --> 00:35:00,000 Years ago, I saw this ad in the paper: Make extra money in your off-hours. 404 00:35:00,167 --> 00:35:02,711 A dog-training firm that went to people's houses. 405 00:35:02,878 --> 00:35:06,632 Doggie Do, it was called. Don't you just hate that name? 406 00:35:11,094 --> 00:35:12,262 Who's the lady? 407 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:14,556 Lady? 408 00:35:15,098 --> 00:35:17,017 I saw a lady walking through the kitchen. 409 00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:19,185 Oh, that's Rose. 410 00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:22,355 - Is she your ex-wife, or what? - She's my sister. 411 00:35:23,398 --> 00:35:24,816 Your sister. 412 00:35:25,025 --> 00:35:27,818 This house belongs to her. 413 00:35:28,611 --> 00:35:30,905 I don't live with anybody either. 414 00:35:31,155 --> 00:35:33,449 You can release him now. 415 00:35:34,325 --> 00:35:35,451 Pardon? 416 00:35:35,618 --> 00:35:37,662 Release your dog. 417 00:35:39,164 --> 00:35:41,166 What do you do for a living? 418 00:35:41,374 --> 00:35:43,418 I write. 419 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,546 - Travel guidebooks. - Travel guides! 420 00:35:46,713 --> 00:35:49,173 Lucky. I love to travel. 421 00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:52,301 Oh, travel. It's just red tape, mostly. 422 00:35:52,468 --> 00:35:55,012 Ticket lines, customs lines. 423 00:35:56,389 --> 00:35:59,225 Should Edward be barking that way? 424 00:36:04,606 --> 00:36:06,691 If I could go anywhere, I'd go to Paris. 425 00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:08,400 It sounds so romantic. 426 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,611 Paris, actually, is terrible. 427 00:36:10,861 --> 00:36:13,030 Everybody's impolite. 428 00:36:13,197 --> 00:36:15,116 Take me with you next time. 429 00:36:15,282 --> 00:36:17,535 I could show you the good parts. 430 00:36:18,077 --> 00:36:21,497 I have a very limited expense account. 431 00:36:21,664 --> 00:36:24,334 I never even took my wife. 432 00:36:25,877 --> 00:36:27,586 My wife. 433 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:30,422 I was only teasing. You think I meant it? 434 00:36:31,382 --> 00:36:32,424 Oh, no. 435 00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:36,262 That'll be $ 14.40, including the leash and the choke chain. 436 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:41,767 You have to practice what he's learned. No one else can practice for you. 437 00:36:45,396 --> 00:36:47,898 You can pay me the other 4 cents tomorrow. 438 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,734 Sit. 439 00:37:00,661 --> 00:37:03,539 Are you absolutely clear about this? 440 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:07,709 Yes. I know exactly where we are. 441 00:37:07,917 --> 00:37:09,961 I have the address right here. 442 00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:13,465 - Now, I'll be back in one half hour. - Are you sure? 443 00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:18,136 Macon, please. I'm just going around the corner. Now, goodbye. 444 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:50,168 The Accidental Tourist on Crutches. 445 00:37:53,922 --> 00:37:56,424 I guess I'll be going. My sister's picking me up. 446 00:37:56,591 --> 00:37:58,927 Rose? She's coming here? 447 00:37:59,094 --> 00:38:01,137 I'd like to see her. 448 00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:04,391 Macon, do me a favour. 449 00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:06,977 Couldn't you invite me to a family dinner? 450 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:12,148 Well, we're really not much for socializing. 451 00:38:12,315 --> 00:38:16,486 Wouldn't have to be anything fancy, just whatever you eat normally. 452 00:38:16,653 --> 00:38:18,655 What do you eat, normally? 453 00:38:18,822 --> 00:38:21,533 Or I'll bring the meal myself. 454 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:25,453 You could lock up your dog and I'll come spend the evening. 455 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:26,830 We'll see. 456 00:38:27,497 --> 00:38:29,206 Whenever my dad said that, it meant no. 457 00:38:35,505 --> 00:38:38,508 When I was in high school, I made nothing but A's. 458 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:41,010 You're surprised at that, aren't you? 459 00:38:42,178 --> 00:38:44,389 Now, this is the heel command. 460 00:38:47,684 --> 00:38:50,477 You think I'm kind of, like, not an intellect. 461 00:38:50,644 --> 00:38:53,647 - I know you're surprised. - No, I'm not. 462 00:38:55,358 --> 00:38:58,569 Now, he's supposed to match his pace to anything I do. 463 00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:01,531 Slow, fast, anything. 464 00:39:06,619 --> 00:39:08,287 Sit! 465 00:39:09,455 --> 00:39:10,998 Heel! 466 00:39:16,045 --> 00:39:17,296 Good. 467 00:39:22,468 --> 00:39:26,013 I think he's got the hang of it. Now you. 468 00:39:33,979 --> 00:39:36,815 Yank that leash! He knows what he's supposed to do. 469 00:39:38,108 --> 00:39:42,321 Good. Don't forget to cluck. Every little minute you have to praise him. 470 00:39:43,823 --> 00:39:45,449 Pick up that slack! 471 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,368 Cluck! 472 00:39:49,828 --> 00:39:52,164 This is a bit more difficult with crutches. 473 00:39:52,330 --> 00:39:55,417 I once taught a man who had no legs and only one arm. 474 00:39:55,584 --> 00:39:57,419 - And he had a Great Dane. - Really? 475 00:39:57,586 --> 00:39:59,797 You're not in such bad shape. 476 00:40:01,006 --> 00:40:04,218 I have to get going. That'll be $5, please. 477 00:40:04,385 --> 00:40:06,762 Plus the 4 cents you owe me from yesterday. 478 00:40:13,643 --> 00:40:17,856 Next time I'll stay longer and talk. That's a promise. 479 00:40:21,610 --> 00:40:25,906 It is an unfortunate fact that even the most conscientious traveller... 480 00:40:26,073 --> 00:40:28,574 ...cannot be prepared for every encounter. 481 00:40:28,741 --> 00:40:30,827 At such times, one must remain calm... 482 00:40:30,994 --> 00:40:32,620 ...and rely upon one's innate common sense. 483 00:41:02,984 --> 00:41:05,570 - Hello, Rose. - Hello, Julian. 484 00:41:05,737 --> 00:41:07,531 Come in. 485 00:41:10,825 --> 00:41:14,412 I've brought some materials for Macon. 486 00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:19,751 - Do I hear that dog? - Yes, he's in the back yard. 487 00:41:21,085 --> 00:41:22,712 Hello, Julian. 488 00:41:22,879 --> 00:41:24,672 Hi, guys. 489 00:41:26,257 --> 00:41:30,177 - Hope I'm not interfering with supper. - No, no. 490 00:41:30,344 --> 00:41:33,305 - We're finished. - Really? 491 00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:36,976 What time do you eat, anyhow? 492 00:41:37,143 --> 00:41:40,188 We haven't had our coffee. Wouldn't you like some coffee? 493 00:41:40,354 --> 00:41:42,440 I'd love some. 494 00:41:45,318 --> 00:41:48,446 Well, that seems a little silly, if you haven't eaten. 495 00:41:48,904 --> 00:41:52,533 For me, home-brewed coffee's a real treat. 496 00:41:53,033 --> 00:41:55,286 Everybody in my apartment building eats out. 497 00:41:55,452 --> 00:41:57,163 There's nothing in their kitchens... 498 00:41:57,329 --> 00:41:59,999 ...but a couple of cans of soda and some peanuts. 499 00:42:00,207 --> 00:42:03,377 - What kind of place is that? - It's the Calvert Arms. 500 00:42:03,544 --> 00:42:07,131 It's a singles' building. Everybody's single. 501 00:42:07,423 --> 00:42:09,132 What an interesting idea. 502 00:42:10,384 --> 00:42:12,344 Well, not really. 503 00:42:12,636 --> 00:42:15,806 Sometimes I wish for the old-fashioned way of doing things... 504 00:42:15,973 --> 00:42:18,600 ...with children and old people, like normal buildings. 505 00:42:19,059 --> 00:42:20,978 Well, of course you do. 506 00:42:21,145 --> 00:42:24,648 I'm going to get you some nice, hot coffee. 507 00:42:31,112 --> 00:42:32,447 Here you go. 508 00:42:40,414 --> 00:42:42,458 Where's Porter? 509 00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:46,670 We're not sure. He went to a hardware store. We think he got lost. 510 00:42:46,879 --> 00:42:50,298 - Good grief! When did this happen? - A little while before supper. 511 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,342 Supper. You mean today? 512 00:42:52,509 --> 00:42:54,594 He's running an errand on Howard Street. 513 00:42:54,761 --> 00:42:57,639 He's not lost in any permanent sense. 514 00:42:58,598 --> 00:43:00,142 He got lost on Howard Street? 515 00:43:00,350 --> 00:43:02,895 It's a problem with this family, directions. 516 00:43:03,353 --> 00:43:05,230 - Really? - Charles. 517 00:43:05,689 --> 00:43:07,149 What? 518 00:43:07,608 --> 00:43:08,776 Never mind. 519 00:43:08,941 --> 00:43:10,568 I'll go help Rose. 520 00:43:15,407 --> 00:43:18,076 Julian seems very nice. 521 00:43:18,243 --> 00:43:21,163 He's here because he hopes we'll do something eccentric. 522 00:43:21,329 --> 00:43:24,374 I pray none of us says anything unconventional around him. 523 00:43:24,541 --> 00:43:25,834 What would we say? 524 00:43:26,001 --> 00:43:29,128 We're the most conventional people I know. 525 00:43:32,131 --> 00:43:35,301 We bought every map you can buy for Baltimore. 526 00:43:35,468 --> 00:43:39,097 Alphabetized them, and still... It's sad, really. 527 00:43:47,564 --> 00:43:49,690 Oh, and what do you want in your coffee? 528 00:43:49,857 --> 00:43:51,859 Just black's fine. 529 00:43:54,904 --> 00:43:56,322 Coffee, Macon? 530 00:43:56,656 --> 00:43:58,032 No, thank you. 531 00:43:58,574 --> 00:44:00,493 Here you go. 532 00:44:06,374 --> 00:44:08,835 What do you do for a living, Charles? 533 00:44:09,001 --> 00:44:10,753 I make bottle caps. 534 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,006 - Bottle caps? Is that a fact. - Well... 535 00:44:14,173 --> 00:44:17,593 ...it's not half as exciting as it sounds, really. 536 00:44:19,011 --> 00:44:22,515 And, Rose, do you work? 537 00:44:23,391 --> 00:44:26,686 Yes, I do. I work at home. 538 00:44:26,895 --> 00:44:28,396 I keep house for the boys. 539 00:44:28,563 --> 00:44:33,525 Also, I take care of the older neighbours. They need me to repair their plumbing. 540 00:44:35,277 --> 00:44:37,154 You repair their plumbing. 541 00:44:44,579 --> 00:44:46,956 What do you think? It could be, Porter. 542 00:44:47,123 --> 00:44:48,916 But he knows we wouldn't answer. 543 00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:52,252 Yes, he'd surely call a neighbour instead. 544 00:44:53,045 --> 00:44:54,505 On the other hand... 545 00:44:55,672 --> 00:44:58,717 Do you always give this much thought to your phone calls? 546 00:44:59,551 --> 00:45:02,429 Now, where exactly is the Calvert Arms? 547 00:45:23,117 --> 00:45:24,827 Edward... 548 00:45:24,994 --> 00:45:26,704 ...stay. 549 00:45:28,497 --> 00:45:30,582 Good dog. 550 00:45:32,792 --> 00:45:36,505 To tell you the truth, I didn't exactly plan on having a baby. 551 00:45:37,923 --> 00:45:41,343 In fact, the baby was the reason we got married. 552 00:45:41,593 --> 00:45:44,638 Now, you watch him while I walk away. 553 00:45:46,974 --> 00:45:50,018 Pretty soon he'll lie like that for three hours straight. 554 00:45:50,226 --> 00:45:52,645 Three hours? Isn't that sort of cruel? 555 00:45:53,354 --> 00:45:55,482 I thought you promised not to talk like that. 556 00:45:55,648 --> 00:45:58,068 Right. Sorry. 557 00:45:58,818 --> 00:46:02,155 My son's name is Alexander. Did I tell you that? 558 00:46:02,781 --> 00:46:06,493 Something went wrong, they had to do a caesarean and take him out early. 559 00:46:06,702 --> 00:46:09,121 I can't ever have any more children. 560 00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:12,540 Alexander was so teeny, he didn't even look like a human. 561 00:46:12,749 --> 00:46:16,961 He had to stay in an incubator forever, just about, and nearly died. 562 00:46:17,837 --> 00:46:19,756 Norman, that's my ex-husband... 563 00:46:19,923 --> 00:46:23,593 ...he went, When's it gonna look like other babies? 564 00:46:24,386 --> 00:46:27,180 Norman always called Alexander it. 565 00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:30,933 Maybe you and Alexander should get together sometime. 566 00:46:31,142 --> 00:46:34,645 - Oh, well, I... - He doesn't have enough men in his life. 567 00:46:34,812 --> 00:46:38,191 Maybe the three of us could go to a movie. You ever go to movies? 568 00:46:38,358 --> 00:46:39,484 I... 569 00:46:39,651 --> 00:46:42,820 ...really don't care for movies. 570 00:46:43,363 --> 00:46:46,950 They make everything seem so close-up. 571 00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:57,919 Bedpan. 572 00:46:58,169 --> 00:47:00,755 - Outpatient. - Anesthetic. 573 00:47:01,255 --> 00:47:03,174 Hypodermic. 574 00:47:18,814 --> 00:47:22,109 One hundred forty degrees? 575 00:47:22,568 --> 00:47:24,987 Certain death. What is she thinking? 576 00:47:25,154 --> 00:47:28,366 Two quarts of stuffing, I heard her say so. 577 00:47:28,533 --> 00:47:32,327 Two quarts of teeming, swarming bacteria. 578 00:47:36,331 --> 00:47:40,085 Is this the Thanksgiving we all die? 579 00:47:43,464 --> 00:47:45,549 Here comes the turkey. 580 00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:51,429 Here it is. 581 00:47:52,764 --> 00:47:56,059 Now, this is a real Thanksgiving. 582 00:47:56,518 --> 00:47:59,271 I just wish my neighbours could see this. 583 00:48:01,356 --> 00:48:03,567 There may be a little problem here. 584 00:48:04,234 --> 00:48:06,070 The rest of the meal is excellent. 585 00:48:06,237 --> 00:48:10,073 We could fill up on the vegetables alone. In fact, I think I'll do that. 586 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,700 What? 587 00:48:12,659 --> 00:48:15,495 - The turkey. - What? 588 00:48:15,996 --> 00:48:18,123 Pure poison. 589 00:48:18,290 --> 00:48:19,332 Come again? 590 00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:24,630 We think it may have been cooked at a slightly inadequate temperature. 591 00:48:25,088 --> 00:48:26,882 It was not. 592 00:48:27,049 --> 00:48:29,426 It's perfectly good. 593 00:48:30,051 --> 00:48:32,929 - Mrs. Barrett! - I can hear you. 594 00:48:34,222 --> 00:48:37,058 Maybe you'd rather just stick to the side dishes. 595 00:48:37,475 --> 00:48:40,770 Well, perhaps I will. 596 00:48:41,938 --> 00:48:45,108 I don't have much of an appetite anyway. 597 00:48:45,984 --> 00:48:48,278 Macon, how could you do this? 598 00:48:48,403 --> 00:48:51,114 My lovely turkey. All that work. 599 00:48:51,864 --> 00:48:53,574 I think it looks delicious. 600 00:48:53,741 --> 00:48:56,119 Yes, but you don't know about the other times. 601 00:48:56,286 --> 00:48:58,329 Other times? 602 00:48:59,789 --> 00:49:02,250 You don't fool me for an instant. 603 00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:06,546 I know why you're doing this. You wanna make me look bad in front of Julian. 604 00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:08,423 Julian? 605 00:49:08,590 --> 00:49:10,174 You wanna drive him off. 606 00:49:10,925 --> 00:49:14,095 You three wasted your chances and now you want me to waste mine... 607 00:49:14,262 --> 00:49:17,223 ...but I won't do it! I can see what's what. 608 00:49:18,474 --> 00:49:22,061 Love is what it's all about. You wanna make me miss it. 609 00:49:22,312 --> 00:49:23,938 Well, goodness. 610 00:49:24,147 --> 00:49:27,901 You don't want me to stop cooking for you and taking care of this house. 611 00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:30,486 You don't want Julian to fall in love with me. 612 00:49:33,572 --> 00:49:34,949 Do what? 613 00:49:54,343 --> 00:49:57,179 Do you think I ought to go after her? 614 00:49:57,847 --> 00:49:59,849 No. 615 00:50:01,684 --> 00:50:05,062 That poor, dear girl. I feel just awful. 616 00:50:06,314 --> 00:50:08,608 - But she seems so... - She's fine. 617 00:50:08,816 --> 00:50:11,068 She's perfectly fine. 618 00:50:12,444 --> 00:50:15,322 - Now, who wants a baked potato? - I do. 619 00:50:15,489 --> 00:50:16,990 Me. 620 00:50:17,616 --> 00:50:19,702 Julian, potato? 621 00:50:21,036 --> 00:50:23,789 I'll take the turkey. 622 00:51:08,417 --> 00:51:13,046 Actually, have you ever noticed that Julian wears crew necks? 623 00:51:15,090 --> 00:51:18,343 That doesn't mean he wouldn't wear a V-neck if he had one. 624 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:21,930 He's younger, you know. I don't know if you realize that. 625 00:51:22,139 --> 00:51:23,557 Two years. 626 00:51:24,057 --> 00:51:29,146 But he's got a younger style of living. Singles apartments and so on. 627 00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:30,771 He's tired of all that. 628 00:51:32,315 --> 00:51:34,442 Don't try to spoil this, Macon. 629 00:51:34,609 --> 00:51:36,319 I only want to protect you. 630 00:51:36,486 --> 00:51:39,781 It's wrong, you know, what you said at Thanksgiving. 631 00:51:39,948 --> 00:51:42,742 Love is not what it's all about. 632 00:51:43,702 --> 00:51:46,454 There are all kinds of other issues. 633 00:51:48,081 --> 00:51:52,627 He ate my turkey and didn't get sick. 634 00:51:53,085 --> 00:51:57,173 Two big helpings. 635 00:52:08,059 --> 00:52:12,146 I got this car for only $200. That's because it needed work. 636 00:52:12,313 --> 00:52:15,441 But I took it to Dominick, this boy down the street. 637 00:52:15,608 --> 00:52:18,903 I go, Dominick, here's the deal. You fix my car... 638 00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:22,365 ...I'll let you use it three nights a week and all day Sunday. 639 00:52:22,532 --> 00:52:24,450 Wasn't that a good idea? 640 00:52:24,617 --> 00:52:26,828 Very inventive. 641 00:53:03,364 --> 00:53:04,407 Hi. 642 00:53:04,573 --> 00:53:06,367 What a good boy. 643 00:53:08,661 --> 00:53:10,787 Give him lots of praise. 644 00:53:11,746 --> 00:53:14,499 - We'll both go in the drugstore. - Is it safe? 645 00:53:14,666 --> 00:53:17,252 Have to try it sooner or later. 646 00:53:25,928 --> 00:53:27,680 Too pink. 647 00:53:29,223 --> 00:53:31,975 What are you doing for dinner tomorrow night? 648 00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:33,852 For dinner? 649 00:53:36,021 --> 00:53:38,190 Come and eat at my house. Come on, it'll be fun. 650 00:53:38,774 --> 00:53:41,818 Just for dinner. You and me and Alexander. 651 00:53:42,277 --> 00:53:44,363 Say 6:00. 652 00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:47,491 It's 51021 st Street. Know where that is? 653 00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:50,119 Well, I don't believe I'm free then. 654 00:53:50,994 --> 00:53:52,328 Think it over. 655 00:53:58,835 --> 00:54:01,087 How old did you say Alexander was? 656 00:54:01,254 --> 00:54:02,839 He's 7. 657 00:54:03,632 --> 00:54:05,467 Have you thought? 658 00:54:06,718 --> 00:54:09,096 Have you given any thought to coming to dinner? 659 00:54:09,304 --> 00:54:10,972 Oh, I... 660 00:54:13,057 --> 00:54:15,143 ...could come. 661 00:54:16,311 --> 00:54:18,104 If it's only for dinner. 662 00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:21,775 What else would it be for? 663 00:54:22,108 --> 00:54:23,652 Here he is. 664 00:54:27,113 --> 00:54:28,156 Hi, sweetie. 665 00:54:33,286 --> 00:54:36,914 Alexander, this is Macon. Can you say hi? 666 00:54:37,123 --> 00:54:40,043 You're young to be at the doctor's without your mother. 667 00:54:40,209 --> 00:54:43,296 He's used to it. He's had to go often. He's got allergies. 668 00:54:43,463 --> 00:54:44,506 I see. 669 00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:50,053 He's allergic to shellfish, milk, eggs and most vegetables. 670 00:54:50,679 --> 00:54:52,638 We think he maybe allergic to air. 671 00:54:52,805 --> 00:54:57,435 Whenever he's outside a long time, any uncovered skin gets these bumps. 672 00:54:57,977 --> 00:55:00,813 If a bee stings him and he hasn't had his shots... 673 00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:03,441 ...he could be dead in half an hour. 674 00:55:10,490 --> 00:55:14,285 Dear Muriel... 675 00:55:16,328 --> 00:55:20,082 ...I am very sorry... 676 00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:24,253 ...but I won't be able to have dinner with you tomorrow after all. 677 00:55:28,216 --> 00:55:31,010 Something has come up. 678 00:55:32,094 --> 00:55:34,096 Regretfully... 679 00:55:34,263 --> 00:55:36,140 ...Macon. 680 00:56:32,904 --> 00:56:37,200 I've got a double-barrelled shotgun and I'm aiming it where your head is. 681 00:56:37,367 --> 00:56:39,035 It's Macon. 682 00:56:39,327 --> 00:56:40,662 Macon. 683 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,088 What are you doing here? 684 00:57:06,104 --> 00:57:07,647 Last year... 685 00:57:07,814 --> 00:57:09,775 ...I... I lost... 686 00:57:09,941 --> 00:57:12,234 I experienced a loss. 687 00:57:12,401 --> 00:57:13,986 I lost... 688 00:57:14,445 --> 00:57:16,280 I lost my son. 689 00:57:17,865 --> 00:57:22,412 He was just... He went into a hamburger joint... 690 00:57:22,662 --> 00:57:25,957 ...and then someone came... 691 00:57:26,291 --> 00:57:28,376 ...a holdup man... 692 00:57:29,461 --> 00:57:31,587 ...and shot him. 693 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:38,010 I can't go to dinner with people. 694 00:57:38,886 --> 00:57:42,640 I can't talk to their little boys. You have to stop asking me. 695 00:57:42,807 --> 00:57:47,812 I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I'm just not up to this. 696 00:57:49,689 --> 00:57:51,690 Do you hear? 697 00:58:23,055 --> 00:58:26,976 Every day I tell myself it's time to be getting over this. 698 00:58:27,143 --> 00:58:30,104 I know that people expect it of me. 699 00:58:31,606 --> 00:58:33,774 But if anything, I'm getting worse. 700 00:58:33,982 --> 00:58:38,070 The first year was like a bad dream. I was clear to his door in the morning... 701 00:58:38,237 --> 00:58:41,532 ...before I remembered he wasn't there to be wakened. 702 00:58:45,953 --> 00:58:49,165 But the second year is real. 703 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,837 I've stopped going to his door, I've sometimes let a whole day pass by... 704 00:58:58,090 --> 00:59:01,677 ...without thinking about him. 705 00:59:06,932 --> 00:59:11,353 I believe Sarah thinks I could have prevented what happened somehow. 706 00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:15,482 She's so used to my arranging her life. 707 00:59:19,444 --> 00:59:22,239 Now I'm far from everyone. 708 00:59:25,409 --> 00:59:28,245 I don't have any friends anymore. 709 00:59:30,497 --> 00:59:34,876 And everyone looks trivial and foolish and... 710 00:59:36,836 --> 00:59:40,423 ...not related to me. 711 01:00:51,577 --> 01:00:53,203 Just sleep. 712 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,831 Lie down and sleep. 713 01:01:38,707 --> 01:01:40,876 What is it, Mom? 714 01:01:41,543 --> 01:01:44,796 Go back to sleep, baby. Everything's all right. 715 01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:25,003 I just want to sleep. 716 01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:51,404 Can you take this off? 717 01:02:52,655 --> 01:02:54,657 I'm bashful. 718 01:03:43,330 --> 01:03:45,583 - Hey there, Macon. - Hey there, girls. 719 01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:47,918 - Going to see Muriel? - I thought I might. 720 01:03:48,085 --> 01:03:49,754 - You brought your own dinner. - Yeah. 721 01:03:49,921 --> 01:03:52,256 - Good idea. - You bet. 722 01:03:54,591 --> 01:03:57,219 All right, Gunther! 723 01:03:59,179 --> 01:04:03,183 Pizza man. Extra-large combination, no anchovies. 724 01:04:03,517 --> 01:04:06,312 I'm allergic to pizza. 725 01:04:06,687 --> 01:04:08,606 What part? 726 01:04:08,772 --> 01:04:10,399 What part are you allergic to? 727 01:04:12,568 --> 01:04:15,153 Pepperoni? Sausage? Mushrooms? We can take it off. 728 01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,197 All of it. 729 01:04:17,364 --> 01:04:20,701 - Can't be allergic to all of it. - Well, I am. 730 01:04:23,495 --> 01:04:27,875 You didn't ask what happened with his eye doctor. I was so worried about it. 731 01:04:28,042 --> 01:04:31,086 Sometimes you'd think Alexander wasn't your grandson. 732 01:04:34,714 --> 01:04:37,384 Ma, I'm going now. Macon's here. 733 01:06:00,716 --> 01:06:02,510 See? 734 01:06:02,843 --> 01:06:05,847 I shut the valve off. 735 01:06:06,055 --> 01:06:07,306 What did I do that for? 736 01:06:07,473 --> 01:06:10,143 I'm not so sure about this. He's not very strong. 737 01:06:10,810 --> 01:06:13,312 Why did I shut off the valve, Alexander? 738 01:06:13,478 --> 01:06:16,148 - Why? - You tell me. 739 01:06:16,315 --> 01:06:19,985 - You tell me. - No, you. 740 01:06:20,152 --> 01:06:24,073 - So the water won't whoosh all over? - Right. 741 01:06:24,407 --> 01:06:28,244 Now, first you unscrew the top screw. 742 01:06:29,912 --> 01:06:32,957 - Let's see you do it. - Me? 743 01:06:33,124 --> 01:06:35,417 - I don't want to. - Just let him watch. 744 01:06:35,584 --> 01:06:38,629 Then he won't know how to fix the one in the bathtub... 745 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:42,383 ...and I'm going to ask him to manage that without me. 746 01:06:45,469 --> 01:06:48,806 That's it. Hard! 747 01:06:49,765 --> 01:06:51,350 Good. 748 01:06:51,517 --> 01:06:53,727 Good. Good. 749 01:06:55,604 --> 01:06:57,814 Look at that. 750 01:06:57,981 --> 01:07:01,985 Wonderful! I think you may have natural talents. 751 01:07:02,194 --> 01:07:04,363 Now, take off the faucet head... 752 01:07:04,530 --> 01:07:07,533 ...and there is the culprit. 753 01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:09,535 That has to be re-taped. 754 01:07:09,702 --> 01:07:12,162 Then we take this wrench to tighten this up. 755 01:07:19,544 --> 01:07:22,839 - Now what? - Go ahead and turn that valve. 756 01:07:24,383 --> 01:07:26,551 There we go. 757 01:07:26,718 --> 01:07:29,388 - Now what? - Now we turn the water back on... 758 01:07:29,555 --> 01:07:32,891 ...and see what kind of job you've done. 759 01:07:34,017 --> 01:07:36,227 Look at that! 760 01:07:36,394 --> 01:07:39,481 You've solved the problem. 761 01:07:40,190 --> 01:07:44,402 Now, when you're grown, you can fix the faucets for your wife. 762 01:07:44,569 --> 01:07:46,988 Step back, dearie, you can say. 763 01:07:47,155 --> 01:07:49,408 Just let me see to this. 764 01:07:49,574 --> 01:07:52,869 Let a real man take care of this. 765 01:08:06,424 --> 01:08:10,011 Good. Really excellent material. 766 01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:13,056 I'd like to show you something, Macon. 767 01:08:16,267 --> 01:08:18,519 Your sister's Christmas present. 768 01:08:18,686 --> 01:08:21,773 - What is it? - It's an engagement ring, Macon. 769 01:08:21,939 --> 01:08:24,942 - Engagement? - I wanna marry her. 770 01:08:25,109 --> 01:08:28,363 - You want to marry Rose? - I'm gonna ask her at Christmas... 771 01:08:28,530 --> 01:08:31,324 ...when I give her the ring. I wanna do this properly. 772 01:08:31,491 --> 01:08:33,034 Old-fashioned. 773 01:08:33,201 --> 01:08:37,955 - You think she'll have me? - Well, I really couldn't say. 774 01:08:38,622 --> 01:08:43,711 Well, she's got to. I'm 36 years old, Macon, but I tell you... 775 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,547 ...I feel like I'm a schoolboy around that woman. 776 01:08:46,714 --> 01:08:50,259 You may laugh at this, but I love the surprise of her. 777 01:08:50,426 --> 01:08:53,846 And I'm surprised by myself when I'm with her. 778 01:08:54,513 --> 01:08:58,392 I'm not exactly the person that I thought I was. 779 01:08:59,643 --> 01:09:02,104 I'm afraid I'm gushing. 780 01:09:02,688 --> 01:09:06,108 Want to know something? I've never even slept with her. 781 01:09:06,317 --> 01:09:08,486 Well, I don't care to hear about that. 782 01:09:08,653 --> 01:09:11,072 I want us to have a real wedding night. 783 01:09:11,239 --> 01:09:14,157 I want to do everything right. God... 784 01:09:14,324 --> 01:09:19,204 ...Macon, isn't it amazing how two separate lives can link up together? 785 01:09:19,413 --> 01:09:21,373 I mean, two differentnesses. 786 01:09:26,253 --> 01:09:30,007 - What I really like is T-shirts. - T-shirts. 787 01:09:31,050 --> 01:09:34,219 The kind with a sort of stretched-out neck. 788 01:09:34,386 --> 01:09:36,346 I don't want it new. 789 01:09:36,513 --> 01:09:38,807 Tell you what. Everything we buy... 790 01:09:39,015 --> 01:09:42,185 ...we'll wash about 20 times before you wear it. 791 01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:44,479 - But nothing prewashed. - No, no. 792 01:09:44,646 --> 01:09:47,649 Only nerds wear prewashed. 793 01:09:47,816 --> 01:09:49,526 Right. 794 01:09:51,862 --> 01:09:54,197 - Shall I come with you? - I can do it myself. 795 01:09:54,364 --> 01:09:56,199 All right. 796 01:10:16,928 --> 01:10:19,973 - Macon! - Yes. 797 01:10:21,516 --> 01:10:24,811 Laura Canfield. Scott's mother, remember? 798 01:10:24,978 --> 01:10:26,813 Of course. 799 01:10:26,980 --> 01:10:30,067 Why, Scott. 800 01:10:30,484 --> 01:10:32,694 - Hi. - It's nice to see you. 801 01:10:32,861 --> 01:10:34,946 - Yeah, me too. - It's nice to see you. 802 01:10:35,112 --> 01:10:38,658 - Are you doing your spring shopping? - Oh, I... 803 01:10:41,953 --> 01:10:44,038 I'm helping the son of a friend. 804 01:10:44,831 --> 01:10:49,377 We're buying the sock department. Every other week Scott runs through his socks. 805 01:10:49,544 --> 01:10:52,214 You know how they are at this age. Or rather... 806 01:10:53,799 --> 01:10:57,218 Yes, it's amazing, isn't it? 807 01:10:58,594 --> 01:11:01,013 I look great! 808 01:11:19,281 --> 01:11:22,243 I think it's time we had a talk. 809 01:11:22,410 --> 01:11:24,620 About what? 810 01:11:24,787 --> 01:11:28,624 I'd like to know what you think you're up to with this Muriel person. 811 01:11:28,791 --> 01:11:31,794 Is that what you call her, this Muriel person? 812 01:11:33,463 --> 01:11:36,423 You're not yourself these days, Macon... 813 01:11:36,590 --> 01:11:39,843 ...and this Muriel person is just a symptom. Everybody says so. 814 01:11:40,052 --> 01:11:42,304 Who is everybody, anyway? 815 01:11:42,471 --> 01:11:46,642 We're just worried for you, Macon. 816 01:11:46,809 --> 01:11:49,770 Could we switch to some other topic? 817 01:11:51,481 --> 01:11:55,817 - I had to tell you what I thought. - Fine. You've told me. 818 01:11:58,362 --> 01:12:02,491 Can you tell me one unique thing about her? 819 01:12:02,658 --> 01:12:05,327 I mean, one really special quality, Macon... 820 01:12:05,452 --> 01:12:08,414 ...not something sloppy like she appreciates me? 821 01:12:09,331 --> 01:12:12,168 I'm not such a bargain myself, if you haven't noticed. 822 01:12:12,335 --> 01:12:14,878 Somebody ought to warn her away from me. 823 01:12:15,045 --> 01:12:17,255 That's not true. That's not true at all. 824 01:12:17,756 --> 01:12:21,093 I imagine her people are congratulating her on her catch. 825 01:12:21,259 --> 01:12:24,888 - Her catch. - Well, someone to support her. Anyone. 826 01:12:25,055 --> 01:12:27,015 She'd be lucky to find anyone. 827 01:12:27,641 --> 01:12:31,186 She lives in that slummy house, her boy looks like he has hookworm... 828 01:12:31,353 --> 01:12:34,231 Porter, just shut the hell up. 829 01:12:45,951 --> 01:12:49,538 Hey, you guys, let me catch up! 830 01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:54,709 Creep. 831 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:57,337 Wait up for me! 832 01:12:57,587 --> 01:12:59,839 - Hey, guys! - Get lost, Pritchett! 833 01:13:00,006 --> 01:13:03,259 - We don't need you around here. - Come on, let me catch up! 834 01:13:04,010 --> 01:13:06,721 Go itch it, Pritchett! 835 01:13:07,639 --> 01:13:09,057 You heard me. Get lost! 836 01:13:09,224 --> 01:13:11,727 - Itch it, Pritchett. Pritchett, itch it. - Go. 837 01:13:12,686 --> 01:13:14,478 Watch out! 838 01:13:14,645 --> 01:13:16,814 Pritchett, itch it. 839 01:13:20,693 --> 01:13:22,946 Hiya, boy. How you doing? 840 01:13:23,112 --> 01:13:25,240 Good boy! 841 01:13:26,408 --> 01:13:28,702 Good dog, Edward. 842 01:13:33,832 --> 01:13:35,207 Are you all right? 843 01:13:35,750 --> 01:13:39,253 - What was that all about? - Nothing. 844 01:13:53,768 --> 01:13:56,562 Even the most disciplined professional traveller... 845 01:13:56,729 --> 01:14:00,066 ...may sometimes stumble across that unexpected item he feels... 846 01:14:00,232 --> 01:14:02,693 ...he simply must take home. 847 01:14:02,860 --> 01:14:06,447 That's fine, as long as one is willing to accept the inconvenience... 848 01:14:06,656 --> 01:14:11,119 ...and awkwardness that come with each additional piece of baggage. 849 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:21,712 I don't think Alexander's getting a proper education. 850 01:14:21,879 --> 01:14:23,130 He's okay. 851 01:14:23,297 --> 01:14:27,426 I asked him to figure what change they'd give back when we bought milk... 852 01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:31,180 ...and he had no idea. He didn't even know he'd have to subtract. 853 01:14:31,347 --> 01:14:35,058 - He's only in second grade. - You should switch to a private school. 854 01:14:35,267 --> 01:14:38,312 - Private schools cost money. - So I'll pay. 855 01:14:38,478 --> 01:14:40,481 What are you saying? 856 01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:42,608 Pardon? 857 01:14:42,775 --> 01:14:45,027 Are you saying you're committed? 858 01:14:45,194 --> 01:14:47,655 Well, that's not really the point. 859 01:14:47,822 --> 01:14:51,450 Alexander's got 10 more years of school. Will you be around for that? 860 01:14:51,617 --> 01:14:53,661 I can't put him in a private school... 861 01:14:53,828 --> 01:14:57,122 ...and take him out again on every passing whim of yours. 862 01:14:59,332 --> 01:15:03,003 Just tell me this. Do you picture us getting married sometime? 863 01:15:03,170 --> 01:15:06,757 - When your divorce comes through? - Muriel... 864 01:15:06,924 --> 01:15:09,009 ...marriage is... 865 01:15:11,470 --> 01:15:13,180 I don't know. 866 01:15:13,347 --> 01:15:16,099 You don't, do you? You don't know what you want. 867 01:15:16,266 --> 01:15:18,518 One minute you like me, the next you don't. 868 01:15:18,685 --> 01:15:23,273 One minute you're ashamed of me, the next I'm the best thing to happen to you. 869 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:26,735 You think you can just go along like this. No plans. 870 01:15:26,902 --> 01:15:29,530 Maybe tomorrow you'll be here, maybe you won't. 871 01:15:29,696 --> 01:15:33,242 Maybe you'll just go on back to Sarah. 872 01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:37,412 - All I'm saying is... - All I'm saying is... 873 01:15:37,579 --> 01:15:39,622 ...take care what you promise my son. 874 01:15:39,789 --> 01:15:42,709 Don't go making him promises you don't intend to keep. 875 01:15:44,169 --> 01:15:47,798 But I just want him to learn how to subtract. 876 01:16:12,531 --> 01:16:14,491 Shall I dry? 877 01:16:15,282 --> 01:16:17,493 Just tell me this, Macon. Be honest. 878 01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:19,745 Why can't we get married in the fall? 879 01:16:20,246 --> 01:16:22,582 You'll be separated a year then, Macon. 880 01:16:22,749 --> 01:16:26,753 Hey, Muriel, please, I'm not ready for this. 881 01:16:28,087 --> 01:16:30,757 I don't think I ever will be. 882 01:16:34,761 --> 01:16:37,972 I don't think marriage ought to be as common as it is. 883 01:16:38,139 --> 01:16:42,643 I really believe it ought to be the exception to the rule. 884 01:16:42,810 --> 01:16:46,564 Perfect couples could marry, maybe... 885 01:16:46,731 --> 01:16:48,483 ...but who's a perfect couple? 886 01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:52,028 - You and Sarah, I suppose. - No, no. 887 01:16:52,195 --> 01:16:56,281 You are so selfish. You are so self-centred! 888 01:16:56,448 --> 01:17:00,494 You have all these fancy reasons for never doing a single thing I want! 889 01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:23,559 Macon's sister, Rose, is getting married. 890 01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:26,270 You understand that, Alexander? 891 01:17:29,940 --> 01:17:32,485 Now, don't be nervous, honey. 892 01:17:34,904 --> 01:17:37,280 You're it! I'm coming to get you! 893 01:17:37,489 --> 01:17:39,991 - No, you're not! - You're it! 894 01:17:40,158 --> 01:17:42,744 - Is that right? - Yes, I did. 895 01:17:45,038 --> 01:17:48,751 - What's this? - Hey, look! Something for you. 896 01:17:49,084 --> 01:17:50,753 Look out! 897 01:17:53,672 --> 01:17:55,091 Hello, Macon. 898 01:17:56,925 --> 01:18:01,012 - Hello, Sarah. - Turned out to be a beautiful day. 899 01:18:03,557 --> 01:18:07,352 Yes. Yes. I worried when it rained last night. 900 01:18:08,687 --> 01:18:10,814 How've you been, Macon? 901 01:18:10,981 --> 01:18:13,067 I've been all right. 902 01:18:14,943 --> 01:18:16,527 How have you been? 903 01:18:17,695 --> 01:18:19,364 Fine. 904 01:18:20,156 --> 01:18:22,033 Well, good. 905 01:18:24,869 --> 01:18:27,622 I know you're living with someone. 906 01:18:28,540 --> 01:18:31,752 Yes, actually. 907 01:18:35,130 --> 01:18:36,631 Yes, I am. 908 01:18:37,215 --> 01:18:40,051 Rose told me when she invited me. 909 01:18:40,218 --> 01:18:42,971 - How about you? - Me? 910 01:18:43,137 --> 01:18:47,058 - Are you living with anyone? - Not really. 911 01:18:49,561 --> 01:18:51,021 We're ready now. 912 01:18:51,188 --> 01:18:54,232 Sarah's my matron of honour. Did I happen to mention that? 913 01:18:54,733 --> 01:18:56,901 No, you didn't. 914 01:18:58,736 --> 01:19:00,655 Let's go. 915 01:19:55,626 --> 01:19:57,836 Welcome, friends. 916 01:19:58,045 --> 01:20:00,923 We are gathered here today in this lovely garden... 917 01:20:01,131 --> 01:20:04,468 ...to join Rose Anne Leary and Julian Hedge... 918 01:20:04,635 --> 01:20:07,012 ...in holy matrimony. 919 01:20:07,221 --> 01:20:12,601 In turbulent, troubling times, a good marriage can be the one safe place... 920 01:20:12,768 --> 01:20:15,313 ...we know we can go. 921 01:20:15,896 --> 01:20:20,651 Once we've been to that place, known that peace... 922 01:20:21,485 --> 01:20:24,029 ...we can never forget it. 923 01:20:46,176 --> 01:20:48,887 I have to be able to tell you what I want, Macon. 924 01:20:49,012 --> 01:20:51,473 - I have to. - You can. 925 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,727 But without being afraid you'll go away. 926 01:20:54,893 --> 01:20:59,856 - I can't be afraid all the time. - It's all right, I'm not going away. 927 01:21:00,440 --> 01:21:02,525 You are. You're all packed. 928 01:21:02,692 --> 01:21:07,531 I'm going to Canada tomorrow, remember? It's just my work. 929 01:21:10,450 --> 01:21:12,536 Don't leave me, Macon. 930 01:21:15,831 --> 01:21:18,124 Go to sleep, Muriel. 931 01:21:21,002 --> 01:21:23,171 Sleep. 932 01:21:37,310 --> 01:21:39,520 - Yes. - Macon? 933 01:21:39,687 --> 01:21:42,398 - Sarah. - I didn't get you at a bad time, did I? 934 01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:44,776 No. Is anything wrong? 935 01:21:44,984 --> 01:21:46,861 No. 936 01:21:47,070 --> 01:21:49,697 Well, actually... 937 01:21:49,864 --> 01:21:52,283 ...my lease runs out at the end of the month... 938 01:21:52,450 --> 01:21:54,577 ...and I haven't found a new apartment. 939 01:21:54,744 --> 01:21:56,328 Yes? 940 01:21:56,662 --> 01:21:59,582 So I was wondering if it would be all right with you... 941 01:21:59,749 --> 01:22:04,337 ...if I moved back into our house, just as a place to stay for a while. 942 01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:07,131 But... 943 01:22:08,341 --> 01:22:12,262 ...the house is a mess. Something happened to it over the winter. 944 01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:15,014 - Pipes burst, or something... - Yeah, I know. 945 01:22:15,390 --> 01:22:18,642 I talked to your brothers. I went over to the house. 946 01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:22,021 - Rose told me she'd been over, and she... - Rose? 947 01:22:22,188 --> 01:22:24,106 Yeah. She's back at your brothers'. 948 01:22:24,482 --> 01:22:27,568 - She's what? - She's living there for a while. 949 01:22:27,735 --> 01:22:29,070 Really. 950 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:31,489 Charles and Porter weren't eating right. 951 01:22:31,656 --> 01:22:35,159 So is Julian living alone now, or what? 952 01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:39,371 Yes. She takes casseroles over to him at the apartment. 953 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:42,124 So, what do you think? 954 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:46,420 - About what? - About my using the house. 955 01:22:51,884 --> 01:22:55,096 Well, yes. Fine. Of course. 956 01:22:56,097 --> 01:22:59,599 Good. Oh, incidentally... 957 01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:04,438 ...the papers came through from the lawyers, about the divorce. 958 01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:11,237 Yeah, it was kind of a shock, seeing them in black and white. 959 01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:14,615 Didn't take into account the feelings of the thing. I... 960 01:23:14,782 --> 01:23:17,659 - I guess I hadn't expected that. - Yes. 961 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,287 Certainly. That seems a natural reaction. 962 01:23:20,453 --> 01:23:25,500 So, anyway, good luck with the house, Sarah. Goodbye. 963 01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:34,468 - How's the weather in Edmonton? - It's kind of gray. 964 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:37,136 Here it's sunny. Sunny and humid. 965 01:23:37,303 --> 01:23:42,350 Here the air is so dry that rain disappears before it hits the ground. 966 01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:45,061 - Really? - You can see it above the plains. 967 01:23:45,228 --> 01:23:50,525 It looks like stripes that just fade away about halfway down from the sky. 968 01:23:52,069 --> 01:23:54,780 I wish I were there to watch it with you. 969 01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:02,287 Well, I moved back into the house. 970 01:24:02,495 --> 01:24:04,664 Mostly I just stay upstairs. 971 01:24:05,331 --> 01:24:08,001 You wouldn't believe how lonely it is. 972 01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:11,546 Macon, do you...? 973 01:24:13,131 --> 01:24:16,467 What's that person's name, the one you live with? 974 01:24:18,970 --> 01:24:20,930 Muriel. 975 01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:26,019 Do you plan on staying with Muriel forever? 976 01:24:28,271 --> 01:24:30,899 I really couldn't say. 977 01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:38,572 Macon, come home. 978 01:24:39,615 --> 01:24:41,909 Let's try again. 979 01:26:40,526 --> 01:26:44,864 - I like this, Macon. - Me too, sweetheart. 980 01:26:53,206 --> 01:26:57,043 You know what I missed most when we were separated? Little things. 981 01:26:57,209 --> 01:27:00,505 The Saturday errands. Even the things that used to bother me... 982 01:27:00,713 --> 01:27:04,050 ...like your taking forever in a hardware store. 983 01:27:04,801 --> 01:27:09,430 Macon, I think when people have been married as long as we have... 984 01:27:09,597 --> 01:27:12,350 ...maybe it's just meant to be. 985 01:27:13,184 --> 01:27:17,480 Anything different just doesn't feel right. 986 01:27:26,906 --> 01:27:29,617 Rose, why haven't you moved back with Julian? 987 01:27:29,784 --> 01:27:33,872 Sarah, you wouldn't believe the state the boys were in when I came back here. 988 01:27:34,038 --> 01:27:37,042 They were living in their pyjamas to avoid doing laundry. 989 01:27:37,249 --> 01:27:40,753 - They were eating gorp for supper. - I won't even ask what gorp is. 990 01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:43,464 It's a mixture of wheat germ and nuts and dried fruit. 991 01:27:43,631 --> 01:27:47,301 What about your apartment? What about Julian? 992 01:27:48,427 --> 01:27:52,181 You know, I kept losing that apartment every time I turned around. 993 01:27:52,348 --> 01:27:56,603 I would head east to the grocery store and turn west to get back again... 994 01:27:56,769 --> 01:27:59,563 ...and I would always be wrong. Always. 995 01:27:59,771 --> 01:28:04,109 I mean, the apartment building would've worked to the north somehow. 996 01:28:30,094 --> 01:28:32,638 Macon, are you really doing this? 997 01:28:33,222 --> 01:28:37,101 You mean to tell me you can just use a person up and move on? 998 01:28:37,308 --> 01:28:40,979 You think I'm some kind of bottle of something you don't need anymore? 999 01:28:41,730 --> 01:28:44,441 Is that the way you see me, Macon? 1000 01:28:58,371 --> 01:29:01,624 Thought I'd bring you the materials for Paris. 1001 01:29:18,015 --> 01:29:21,394 Yeah, it just arrived this morning. 1002 01:29:24,189 --> 01:29:27,317 Do you think that Rose is not coming back? 1003 01:29:29,152 --> 01:29:33,365 She's worried about the boys. They're eating glop or something. 1004 01:29:33,532 --> 01:29:36,702 Those aren't boys, Macon, they're men in their 40s. 1005 01:29:37,994 --> 01:29:42,582 - I'm afraid that she's left me. - No, no, you can't be sure of that. 1006 01:29:42,749 --> 01:29:46,753 And not even for any reason. Our marriage was working out fine... 1007 01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:50,715 ...but she wore herself a groove in that house and she can't help... 1008 01:29:50,882 --> 01:29:53,301 ...but swerve back into it. 1009 01:29:53,677 --> 01:29:56,721 At least, I can't think of any other explanation. 1010 01:29:56,888 --> 01:29:59,223 Well, that sounds about right. 1011 01:30:11,235 --> 01:30:13,696 Why don't you give her a job, Julian? 1012 01:30:14,447 --> 01:30:17,866 - A job? - Yeah. Show her that office of yours. 1013 01:30:18,033 --> 01:30:20,452 That filing system you never get sorted... 1014 01:30:20,619 --> 01:30:24,415 ...the secretary chewing her gum and forgetting appointments. 1015 01:30:24,582 --> 01:30:27,043 Don't you think Rose could take all that in hand? 1016 01:30:28,210 --> 01:30:31,214 - Well, sure, but... - Call her up. 1017 01:30:31,422 --> 01:30:34,759 Tell her your business is going to pieces. Ask her to come in... 1018 01:30:34,926 --> 01:30:36,886 ...and get things organized. 1019 01:30:38,762 --> 01:30:41,014 Get things under control. 1020 01:30:42,725 --> 01:30:46,896 Put it that way. Use those words. 1021 01:30:47,062 --> 01:30:49,774 Get things under control, tell her. 1022 01:30:54,111 --> 01:30:55,905 Then sit back and wait. 1023 01:30:58,323 --> 01:30:59,700 Of course, what do I know? 1024 01:31:00,534 --> 01:31:02,744 No, you're right. 1025 01:31:05,497 --> 01:31:07,708 You're absolutely right. 1026 01:31:13,798 --> 01:31:15,508 What do you think of the sofa bed? 1027 01:31:15,674 --> 01:31:18,635 It's okay. It's good. 1028 01:31:22,806 --> 01:31:24,725 How about the fabric? 1029 01:31:24,891 --> 01:31:27,102 Seems very nice. 1030 01:31:27,561 --> 01:31:29,646 Honestly, Macon, what's come over you? 1031 01:31:29,813 --> 01:31:31,815 You used to be downright finicky. 1032 01:31:31,982 --> 01:31:33,650 Well, it's... 1033 01:31:33,817 --> 01:31:37,904 ...fine, Sarah. It looks very nice. 1034 01:31:38,071 --> 01:31:39,823 Let's make it up. 1035 01:32:14,024 --> 01:32:16,902 Why don't we give the bed a trial run? 1036 01:32:17,361 --> 01:32:20,488 - Trial run? - Yeah. 1037 01:33:00,736 --> 01:33:02,404 Macon? 1038 01:33:03,739 --> 01:33:07,576 You've never asked if I slept with anyone while we were separated. 1039 01:33:09,620 --> 01:33:11,539 Don't you want to know? 1040 01:33:13,374 --> 01:33:14,917 No. 1041 01:33:15,209 --> 01:33:18,087 - I think you'd wonder. - Well, I don't. 1042 01:33:21,048 --> 01:33:22,758 Macon, the trouble with you is... 1043 01:33:22,925 --> 01:33:25,219 Sarah? Look, don't even start. 1044 01:33:25,386 --> 01:33:28,055 By God, if that doesn't sum up everything... 1045 01:33:28,222 --> 01:33:29,598 ...that's wrong with being married. 1046 01:33:29,807 --> 01:33:32,184 Macon, the trouble with you is... 1047 01:33:32,685 --> 01:33:36,272 ...I know you better than you know yourself, Macon. 1048 01:33:39,775 --> 01:33:43,237 The trouble with you is, you don't believe in people opening up. 1049 01:33:43,403 --> 01:33:46,865 You think everyone should stay in their own little sealed package. 1050 01:33:47,032 --> 01:33:50,286 Okay. Let's say that that's true. 1051 01:33:50,452 --> 01:33:55,166 Let's say for now that you do know what the trouble with me is, that nothing... 1052 01:33:55,332 --> 01:33:58,376 ...that I might feel could surprise you. 1053 01:33:59,127 --> 01:34:03,340 And that the reason I don't want to hear about this thing is that I can't open up! 1054 01:34:03,507 --> 01:34:05,634 If we agree on all that, can we drop it?! 1055 01:34:24,444 --> 01:34:27,447 Flight 615, service from Baltimore to Paris. 1056 01:34:27,656 --> 01:34:29,533 If you need help with your luggage... 1057 01:34:29,741 --> 01:34:33,537 ...the flight attendants will be happy to assist you. 1058 01:34:45,548 --> 01:34:46,925 Muriel. 1059 01:34:47,217 --> 01:34:48,760 I'm going to France. 1060 01:34:49,344 --> 01:34:51,429 But you can't! 1061 01:34:51,930 --> 01:34:54,182 Excuse me. Can I get by? 1062 01:35:24,378 --> 01:35:26,756 - Muriel, what in...? - You don't own this plane. 1063 01:35:26,923 --> 01:35:29,801 - You don't own Paris, either. - I don't understand this. 1064 01:35:29,967 --> 01:35:31,970 How could you afford the fare? 1065 01:35:32,136 --> 01:35:33,179 I borrowed. 1066 01:35:33,513 --> 01:35:36,891 But the point is, why, Muriel? Why are you doing this? 1067 01:35:38,018 --> 01:35:39,476 You need to have me around. 1068 01:35:39,768 --> 01:35:41,145 What? 1069 01:35:41,312 --> 01:35:43,939 You were falling to pieces before you had me. 1070 01:36:30,653 --> 01:36:33,113 Your room is bigger than mine is. 1071 01:36:34,281 --> 01:36:36,450 I have a better view, though. 1072 01:36:36,784 --> 01:36:40,370 Just think. We're really in Paris. 1073 01:36:40,787 --> 01:36:44,416 The bus driver said it might rain, but I said I didn't care. 1074 01:36:44,624 --> 01:36:48,253 - Rain or shine, it's Paris. - How did you know which bus to take? 1075 01:36:48,420 --> 01:36:50,672 I brought along your guidebook. 1076 01:36:51,423 --> 01:36:54,885 - Wanna go for breakfast? - No, I don't. I can't. 1077 01:36:55,052 --> 01:36:57,096 You better leave, Muriel. 1078 01:36:58,597 --> 01:37:00,223 Okay. 1079 01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:16,114 Hello? Hello? 1080 01:37:16,281 --> 01:37:19,867 Oh, for crying out loud. 1081 01:37:32,380 --> 01:37:33,757 Hello? 1082 01:37:33,965 --> 01:37:35,342 Sarah? 1083 01:37:35,509 --> 01:37:37,678 Macon, where are you? What's the matter? 1084 01:37:38,637 --> 01:37:41,597 Nothing's the matter, I just felt like talking to you. 1085 01:37:43,224 --> 01:37:44,767 What time is it? 1086 01:37:44,934 --> 01:37:48,313 I know it's early. I'm sorry I woke you. 1087 01:37:48,479 --> 01:37:50,231 I wanted to hear your voice. 1088 01:37:50,398 --> 01:37:53,026 There's some kind of static on the line. 1089 01:37:53,610 --> 01:37:55,528 Will you be gardening today? 1090 01:37:55,695 --> 01:37:56,780 What? 1091 01:37:56,947 --> 01:37:58,865 Gardening? 1092 01:37:59,907 --> 01:38:02,660 It depends on whether it's sunny. 1093 01:38:02,827 --> 01:38:05,329 I wish I were there. I could help you. 1094 01:38:06,914 --> 01:38:10,627 Macon, you hate gardening. Are you all right? 1095 01:38:10,793 --> 01:38:12,712 Yes, I'm fine. 1096 01:38:13,171 --> 01:38:14,964 Well, how was the flight over? 1097 01:38:15,131 --> 01:38:18,176 Oh, the flight. 1098 01:38:18,843 --> 01:38:20,511 Goodness... 1099 01:38:22,930 --> 01:38:26,225 I guess I was so busy reading I didn't really notice. 1100 01:38:27,935 --> 01:38:30,229 Maybe you have jet lag. 1101 01:38:31,814 --> 01:38:34,108 Yes, maybe I do. 1102 01:38:42,866 --> 01:38:47,788 Don't fall for prix fixe. It's like a mother saying, Eat, eat. 1103 01:38:47,955 --> 01:38:50,666 All those courses forced on you. 1104 01:39:09,393 --> 01:39:12,605 - Look! See what all I bought! - Muriel... 1105 01:39:12,813 --> 01:39:15,775 ...have you lost your senses? What must this have cost? 1106 01:39:15,941 --> 01:39:17,943 Nothing, or next to nothing. 1107 01:39:18,110 --> 01:39:21,279 I found a place that's, like, the granddaddy of garage sales. 1108 01:39:21,446 --> 01:39:23,156 You say something's too expensive... 1109 01:39:23,323 --> 01:39:25,617 ...they lower the price till it's cheap enough. 1110 01:39:25,826 --> 01:39:29,788 I saw this leather coat I would've killed for, but the man wanted 90 francs. 1111 01:39:29,997 --> 01:39:32,291 Ninety francs is $ 15 or so. 1112 01:39:33,125 --> 01:39:36,128 Really? I thought francs and dollars were about the same. 1113 01:39:36,587 --> 01:39:38,422 No. 1114 01:39:38,589 --> 01:39:41,091 Well, then these things were super bargains. 1115 01:39:41,299 --> 01:39:43,176 I'll take this to my room so we can go eat. 1116 01:39:43,426 --> 01:39:45,804 No, I can't. 1117 01:39:46,972 --> 01:39:49,683 Macon, what harm would it do to have supper with me? 1118 01:39:49,850 --> 01:39:52,561 I'm someone from home you've run into in Paris. 1119 01:39:52,728 --> 01:39:54,897 Can't we have a bite together? 1120 01:39:59,817 --> 01:40:02,403 Careful, those aren't the Whoppers you're used to. 1121 01:40:02,612 --> 01:40:06,032 You'll wanna scrape off the extra pickle and onion. 1122 01:40:10,495 --> 01:40:12,998 Who's looking after Alexander? 1123 01:40:13,874 --> 01:40:15,667 Different people. 1124 01:40:17,669 --> 01:40:21,172 What different people? I hope you haven't just parked him. 1125 01:40:21,339 --> 01:40:23,174 Relax, he's fine. 1126 01:40:23,341 --> 01:40:27,387 Claire has him in the daytime and then Bernice comes in and cooks supper. 1127 01:40:27,554 --> 01:40:31,850 And any time Claire has a date with the general, the twins will take him. 1128 01:40:32,058 --> 01:40:33,351 Or... 1129 01:40:33,518 --> 01:40:37,022 ...if the twins can't, the general says he's welcome to go with... 1130 01:40:37,147 --> 01:40:39,065 ...him and Claire to the movies. 1131 01:40:39,232 --> 01:40:43,069 Long as it's not, like, too adult of a movie. 1132 01:40:54,205 --> 01:40:55,957 - Macon? - Yes, Muriel? 1133 01:40:56,124 --> 01:40:58,293 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Tomorrow... 1134 01:40:58,460 --> 01:41:03,130 ...I'm going out of Paris altogether. Tomorrow I start on the other cities. 1135 01:41:03,297 --> 01:41:04,507 You're going without me? 1136 01:41:04,715 --> 01:41:07,426 This is high-speed travel, Muriel, not fun. 1137 01:41:07,593 --> 01:41:09,887 I'm waking up at crack of dawn. 1138 01:41:10,054 --> 01:41:11,722 Take me anyway. 1139 01:41:17,103 --> 01:41:19,147 You don't have to decide right now. 1140 01:41:19,314 --> 01:41:22,816 You can think about it tonight and tell me if I can go tomorrow. 1141 01:41:24,735 --> 01:41:26,695 Good night, Muriel. 1142 01:42:07,110 --> 01:42:09,780 Muriel Pritchett. 1143 01:42:44,606 --> 01:42:46,149 No. 1144 01:43:14,844 --> 01:43:16,388 Macon? 1145 01:43:21,225 --> 01:43:22,935 Macon? 1146 01:43:24,437 --> 01:43:25,688 Darn it. 1147 01:43:26,105 --> 01:43:28,441 Why did you go without me? 1148 01:43:30,151 --> 01:43:32,528 Macon, when are you gonna change? 1149 01:43:40,578 --> 01:43:42,913 Businessman's Press. 1150 01:43:43,539 --> 01:43:47,209 This is Macon Leary. To whom am I speaking? 1151 01:43:47,376 --> 01:43:49,420 Oh, Macon! 1152 01:43:49,587 --> 01:43:50,755 Rose? 1153 01:43:50,922 --> 01:43:53,382 - Yes, it's me. - What are you doing there? 1154 01:43:53,549 --> 01:43:54,676 I work here now. 1155 01:43:54,884 --> 01:43:58,555 I'm putting things in order. You wouldn't believe this place. 1156 01:43:59,138 --> 01:44:01,557 Rose, my back has gone out on me. 1157 01:44:01,723 --> 01:44:04,685 Oh, no. Of all times. Are you still in Paris? 1158 01:44:04,852 --> 01:44:06,395 Yes. So I was wondering... 1159 01:44:06,562 --> 01:44:09,231 Don't you worry. I'll take care of everything. 1160 01:44:09,398 --> 01:44:10,733 Have you seen a doctor? 1161 01:44:10,900 --> 01:44:13,319 Doctors don't help, just bed rest. 1162 01:44:13,486 --> 01:44:15,863 Well, rest, then, Macon. 1163 01:44:23,579 --> 01:44:25,080 Sarah. 1164 01:44:25,414 --> 01:44:27,249 Hello, Macon. 1165 01:44:29,877 --> 01:44:32,296 Everything's taken care of. 1166 01:44:32,504 --> 01:44:34,673 I'll make your day trips for you. 1167 01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:36,759 We've rescheduled the other cities. 1168 01:44:36,926 --> 01:44:39,345 I start on them the day after tomorrow. 1169 01:44:40,262 --> 01:44:41,930 How did you get here so soon? 1170 01:44:42,139 --> 01:44:44,558 Rose. She's a wizard. 1171 01:44:44,766 --> 01:44:49,646 She's revamped that entire office. You would not believe it. 1172 01:44:51,231 --> 01:44:52,608 Thank you. 1173 01:44:52,816 --> 01:44:55,653 - I have a pill from Dr. Levitt. - I don't take pills. 1174 01:44:55,861 --> 01:44:57,488 This time you do. 1175 01:44:57,655 --> 01:45:00,365 You're gonna get all the sleep you can... 1176 01:45:00,532 --> 01:45:03,868 ...so that your back has a chance to heal. 1177 01:45:06,621 --> 01:45:07,873 Swallow. 1178 01:45:25,140 --> 01:45:26,766 Hi. 1179 01:45:29,978 --> 01:45:33,106 - How do you feel? - Okay. 1180 01:45:33,899 --> 01:45:35,442 Here's your next pill. 1181 01:45:35,609 --> 01:45:39,947 Those things are deadly. They really knock me out. 1182 01:45:40,655 --> 01:45:42,115 Open. 1183 01:45:48,496 --> 01:45:50,165 Macon? 1184 01:45:51,499 --> 01:45:54,127 I saw that woman friend of yours. 1185 01:45:55,045 --> 01:45:59,382 She saw me too. She seemed very surprised. 1186 01:46:02,843 --> 01:46:04,887 Sarah, this is not the way it looks. 1187 01:46:05,429 --> 01:46:07,306 How is it? I'd like to hear. 1188 01:46:07,473 --> 01:46:09,350 She came over here on her own. 1189 01:46:09,517 --> 01:46:13,021 I didn't even know it till just before the plane took off. 1190 01:46:13,438 --> 01:46:17,025 She followed me, I swear it. I told her. 1191 01:46:17,192 --> 01:46:19,945 I didn't want her along. I told her it was no use. 1192 01:46:20,819 --> 01:46:23,197 You didn't know till just before you took off? 1193 01:46:23,405 --> 01:46:24,490 I swear it. 1194 01:46:27,410 --> 01:46:29,537 Do you believe me? 1195 01:46:31,747 --> 01:46:33,332 Yes. 1196 01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:35,877 I believe you. 1197 01:46:42,758 --> 01:46:44,468 Look who's up. 1198 01:46:45,386 --> 01:46:49,056 I brought you a snack, some fresh fruit and things. 1199 01:46:49,557 --> 01:46:52,226 That's very nice of you, Sarah. 1200 01:46:52,393 --> 01:46:57,273 I was thinking, after I finish these trips, if your back's feeling better... 1201 01:46:57,440 --> 01:46:59,233 ...maybe we could go sightseeing. 1202 01:46:59,400 --> 01:47:01,151 - Fine. - Second honeymoon, sort of. 1203 01:47:04,863 --> 01:47:07,241 We can change your tickets to a later date. 1204 01:47:07,408 --> 01:47:10,911 Your reservation's for tomorrow. I don't think you can manage that. 1205 01:47:11,078 --> 01:47:13,455 - Did I tell you about Julian? - No, what? 1206 01:47:13,622 --> 01:47:15,750 He moved in with Rose and your brothers. 1207 01:47:15,916 --> 01:47:18,210 - What? - He's living there. 1208 01:47:18,419 --> 01:47:21,379 He plays Vaccination every night after supper. 1209 01:47:21,588 --> 01:47:23,215 I'll be damned. 1210 01:47:25,300 --> 01:47:27,094 Apple cider. 1211 01:47:27,678 --> 01:47:30,013 Here you are. To a second honeymoon. 1212 01:47:30,180 --> 01:47:32,516 - Second honeymoon. - Eighteen more years. 1213 01:47:32,725 --> 01:47:34,685 - Eighteen. - Or would you say 17? 1214 01:47:34,852 --> 01:47:36,812 No. It's 18, all right. 1215 01:47:36,979 --> 01:47:38,981 We sort of skipped this past year. 1216 01:47:39,148 --> 01:47:41,274 - It can still be 18. - You think so? 1217 01:47:41,441 --> 01:47:44,361 I consider this last year just another stage in our marriage. 1218 01:47:44,527 --> 01:47:47,113 Don't worry. It's 18. 1219 01:47:49,783 --> 01:47:52,035 Just tell me one thing, Macon. 1220 01:47:52,619 --> 01:47:54,705 Was the little boy the attraction? 1221 01:47:56,874 --> 01:47:59,626 The fact she had a child. Is that what attracted you? 1222 01:47:59,793 --> 01:48:04,005 Sarah, I swear to you, I had no idea she was planning to follow me over here. 1223 01:48:04,214 --> 01:48:06,424 Oh, no, I realize that. I was just... 1224 01:48:06,591 --> 01:48:10,470 - ... wondering about the child question. - What child question? 1225 01:48:10,637 --> 01:48:13,306 Yeah. Remember when you said... 1226 01:48:13,473 --> 01:48:15,350 ...that we could have another baby? 1227 01:48:15,559 --> 01:48:19,062 Oh, well, that was... I don't know what that was. 1228 01:48:19,438 --> 01:48:21,647 I was thinking maybe you were right. 1229 01:48:21,814 --> 01:48:26,861 What? No. Lord. Sarah, it was a terrible idea. 1230 01:48:32,701 --> 01:48:35,120 So the little boy wasn't the reason. 1231 01:48:37,831 --> 01:48:39,708 What are we talking about here? 1232 01:48:39,875 --> 01:48:42,543 Can't you just answer me? I'd like to understand. 1233 01:48:42,710 --> 01:48:46,255 It's over! Can't we close the lid on it? I don't cross-examine you. 1234 01:48:46,422 --> 01:48:48,091 Nobody's following me to Paris! 1235 01:48:48,508 --> 01:48:51,678 Would I blame you if someone got on a plane without you knowing? 1236 01:48:51,844 --> 01:48:53,513 Before it left the ground? 1237 01:48:53,763 --> 01:48:56,057 Pardon? What...? Sarah! 1238 01:48:56,558 --> 01:48:58,435 Before it left, you saw her. 1239 01:48:58,601 --> 01:49:01,270 You could have said, No. Stop this. Get off... 1240 01:49:01,437 --> 01:49:03,814 ...I never want to see you again. 1241 01:49:04,023 --> 01:49:06,025 You think I own the airline, Sarah? 1242 01:49:06,192 --> 01:49:10,196 You could have stopped her if you wanted. You could have taken steps. 1243 01:49:10,404 --> 01:49:12,240 For once! 1244 01:51:08,521 --> 01:51:10,315 Sarah? 1245 01:51:26,956 --> 01:51:29,500 Sarah, I'm going back to Muriel. 1246 01:51:43,681 --> 01:51:46,142 I knew what you were going to say. 1247 01:51:48,269 --> 01:51:51,981 I'm sorry, Sarah. I tried, but I can't make this work. 1248 01:51:54,067 --> 01:51:58,530 You were right about me, I haven't taken steps very often. 1249 01:51:59,405 --> 01:52:02,366 But maybe it's not too late for me to start. 1250 01:52:04,910 --> 01:52:07,288 I thought this might happen. 1251 01:52:08,831 --> 01:52:11,834 I don't know why it's no good for us anymore. 1252 01:52:14,170 --> 01:52:17,465 I'm beginning to think it's not just how much you love someone. 1253 01:52:17,632 --> 01:52:19,884 Maybe what matters is... 1254 01:52:20,385 --> 01:52:23,220 ...who you are when you're with them. 1255 01:52:24,555 --> 01:52:27,057 Was it a mistake to try again? 1256 01:52:27,933 --> 01:52:32,521 No. It's wrong to think we can plan everything. 1257 01:52:33,981 --> 01:52:36,942 As though it were a business trip. 1258 01:52:39,153 --> 01:52:43,949 I don't believe that anymore. Things just happen. 1259 01:52:45,075 --> 01:52:48,871 I don't regret a minute I've spent with you, Sarah. 1260 01:52:49,580 --> 01:52:51,582 When I saw you... 1261 01:52:52,916 --> 01:52:55,002 ...at Rose's wedding... 1262 01:52:56,378 --> 01:52:59,298 ...I knew that somehow you'd recovered, that you'd... 1263 01:52:59,507 --> 01:53:01,467 ...gone on with your life after Ethan. 1264 01:53:01,675 --> 01:53:04,678 Well, I'd tried, but I couldn't do it on my own. 1265 01:53:06,096 --> 01:53:07,764 This woman... 1266 01:53:10,517 --> 01:53:13,228 ...this odd woman... 1267 01:53:14,271 --> 01:53:16,148 ...helped me. 1268 01:53:19,026 --> 01:53:23,071 She's given me another chance to decide who I am. 1269 01:53:25,657 --> 01:53:28,702 To step out of the Leary groove... 1270 01:53:30,620 --> 01:53:32,539 ...and stay out. 1271 01:53:35,459 --> 01:53:38,045 You don't need me anymore. 1272 01:53:39,546 --> 01:53:41,632 We both know that. 1273 01:53:45,885 --> 01:53:47,887 But I need her. 1274 01:55:40,174 --> 01:55:41,985 Wait! 1275 01:55:43,753 --> 01:55:45,819 Wait! 1276 01:55:57,994 --> 01:56:00,091 Goodbye, sir. Have a nice trip. 1277 01:56:09,747 --> 01:56:11,738 Where do you want to go? 1278 01:56:12,113 --> 01:56:14,616 Charles de Gaulle Airport, please. 1279 01:56:15,095 --> 01:56:17,833 That's in the opposite direction. 1280 01:57:12,590 --> 01:57:14,682 Stop for that... 1281 01:57:15,072 --> 01:57:17,518 woman. 1282 01:57:50,669 --> 01:57:56,357 Subtitle: sync, fix: titler 98941