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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,222 a production of BANDAI VISUAL - TOKYO FM - DENTSU - TV ASAHI 2 00:00:35,433 --> 00:00:37,524 and OFFICE KITANO 3 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:21,477 He gambles? God doesn't like that! 4 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:24,876 I'll tell him... See you later. 5 00:03:25,215 --> 00:03:28,375 May God shower you with blessings. 6 00:04:16,153 --> 00:04:17,141 Now what? 7 00:05:14,625 --> 00:05:17,057 starring Beat Takeshi 8 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:34,755 Takeshi, I envy you. 9 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,593 Killing all those yakuzas! 10 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,088 So cool! 11 00:05:40,493 --> 00:05:41,925 What yakuzas? 12 00:05:42,461 --> 00:05:46,052 Pops, yakuzas like that don't really exist. 13 00:05:46,628 --> 00:05:48,719 Relax. It's only a movie. 14 00:05:52,295 --> 00:05:54,352 Takeshi, your turn. 15 00:06:00,629 --> 00:06:01,754 Mahjong! 16 00:06:12,463 --> 00:06:13,554 1, 17 00:06:13,696 --> 00:06:16,492 2, 3, 4, 18 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,430 5, 6, 19 00:06:19,997 --> 00:06:22,259 7, 8, 20 00:06:22,697 --> 00:06:24,560 9, 10, 21 00:06:25,131 --> 00:06:26,926 12, 13, 22 00:06:27,165 --> 00:06:28,926 14, 15. 23 00:06:29,964 --> 00:06:31,658 You missed one. 24 00:06:33,498 --> 00:06:36,158 You're so rich. You could let one pass. 25 00:06:37,299 --> 00:06:39,890 I don't do this for the money. 26 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:42,365 Mahjong is my passion. 27 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:45,063 So open a mahjong parlor! 28 00:06:46,733 --> 00:06:47,756 Mr Takeshi! 29 00:06:49,467 --> 00:06:52,092 Can you cast Junior in a movie? 30 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,929 You want to act? It's a tough job! 31 00:06:56,367 --> 00:06:59,391 Gain weight, lose weight. Dye your hair... 32 00:07:00,901 --> 00:07:03,493 Auditions are coming up. We'll call you. 33 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:05,590 I can play a yakuza. 34 00:07:05,802 --> 00:07:08,234 - You are one! - Really? 35 00:07:08,468 --> 00:07:09,559 We have the guns. 36 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:19,191 Some water, please. 37 00:07:20,903 --> 00:07:21,766 Water! 38 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:34,931 Taxi drivers! 39 00:07:42,805 --> 00:07:43,702 How was it? 40 00:07:47,805 --> 00:07:50,067 What was that for? 41 00:07:50,305 --> 00:07:52,067 You owe me, bastard. 42 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:54,568 - I paid you back. - No you didn't. 43 00:07:54,739 --> 00:07:56,602 At least pay the interest! 44 00:07:57,473 --> 00:08:00,098 Always complaining about your job! 45 00:08:00,306 --> 00:08:01,932 You're no better than a pimp! 46 00:08:02,306 --> 00:08:03,704 Lost again. 47 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:10,904 Taxi drivers have it easy. 48 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:13,096 They sleep whenever they want. 49 00:08:13,641 --> 00:08:15,664 Then you should try it. 50 00:08:16,141 --> 00:08:17,834 I'm a bad driver. 51 00:08:18,475 --> 00:08:19,906 If you were good? 52 00:08:21,074 --> 00:08:22,370 Let's get moving! 53 00:08:23,141 --> 00:08:25,937 - Where to, sir? - TV station! Where else? 54 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,907 Idiot! He's sleeping! 55 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:32,402 Back up! 56 00:08:36,209 --> 00:08:40,539 Interesting... You're so nice to taxi drivers! 57 00:08:48,644 --> 00:08:52,202 - What was she doing? - I don't know. 58 00:08:52,378 --> 00:08:53,605 Who are you talking about? 59 00:08:53,877 --> 00:08:57,207 A stalker. She waits for him everywhere. 60 00:08:57,812 --> 00:09:01,245 - Went too far again? - Not at all! 61 00:09:09,345 --> 00:09:11,868 Make the cicada sounds loud. 62 00:09:12,046 --> 00:09:14,773 Can you make the lights real bright, too? 63 00:09:15,046 --> 00:09:16,103 No problem. 64 00:09:16,647 --> 00:09:18,943 - Is it difficult? - No. 65 00:09:19,713 --> 00:09:20,371 Then do it. 66 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:00,740 Tell me... 67 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:02,607 Is this "Winner's Draw" any good? 68 00:10:03,884 --> 00:10:06,907 Hope they let mahjong losers in! 69 00:10:07,717 --> 00:10:09,706 Their soy noodle soups are famous. 70 00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:13,411 But the cook is a grouch. When you order... 71 00:10:13,552 --> 00:10:15,575 Wait till I ask! 72 00:10:15,718 --> 00:10:17,116 Request pepper and... 73 00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:18,684 Tastes bad? 74 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,750 I'll never go back. 75 00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:23,710 Imagine this... Zomahoun as the cook! 76 00:10:25,519 --> 00:10:27,382 Tastes bad? 77 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:30,916 They're just right. Not too hard, not too soft. 78 00:10:31,253 --> 00:10:34,946 Seasoned just right. Eat them as they are. 79 00:10:43,154 --> 00:10:44,415 Thanks for your work! 80 00:10:48,188 --> 00:10:49,950 She's been following me a while. 81 00:10:50,855 --> 00:10:53,083 I should accept her gift. 82 00:10:53,521 --> 00:10:56,919 Definitely not. It can't be much of anything. 83 00:10:57,355 --> 00:10:59,082 You're so cold! 84 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:15,082 End of the shoot today? Here we go again... 85 00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:17,123 I get flowers. 86 00:11:17,657 --> 00:11:19,715 Money would be nicer! 87 00:11:21,357 --> 00:11:23,585 Sometimes there are caterpillars. 88 00:11:23,925 --> 00:11:26,447 They turn into creepy moths. Yuk! 89 00:11:27,058 --> 00:11:31,218 What kind of set is that? What kind of producer are you? 90 00:11:31,392 --> 00:11:35,449 You never think about artistic value. Budget is all you care about! 91 00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:37,591 I'm sorry. 92 00:11:39,493 --> 00:11:40,924 What's he doing? 93 00:11:47,526 --> 00:11:49,549 Evening, sir. 94 00:11:54,427 --> 00:11:56,620 - What's that? - Welcome, Mr Takeshi! 95 00:11:56,828 --> 00:11:59,385 I told you to buy the right-hand drive. 96 00:12:00,195 --> 00:12:01,559 What's the meaning of this? 97 00:12:03,161 --> 00:12:05,593 - Who's that car for? - Akihiro Miwa. 98 00:12:06,228 --> 00:12:09,218 We re over budget, Miwa. Restrain yourself. 99 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,759 Ask the sponsor for more money. 100 00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:15,192 I will if the ratings go up. 101 00:12:15,362 --> 00:12:17,692 It's tough with your ratings. It's not my fault. 102 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:21,693 Demand, beg... That's the producer's job. 103 00:12:21,863 --> 00:12:25,193 I'm counting on you... Art! Think Art! 104 00:12:25,363 --> 00:12:27,192 I've had it! 105 00:12:29,831 --> 00:12:30,797 Pardon me? 106 00:12:32,831 --> 00:12:34,457 Must be a poltergeist... Amazing! 107 00:12:34,664 --> 00:12:37,858 Something lurking around. 108 00:12:38,031 --> 00:12:39,895 More like a monster... 109 00:12:40,364 --> 00:12:41,295 Look behind you. 110 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,931 What a freak! 111 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,958 Last shooting day. 112 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,029 Care to see the set? 113 00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:10,930 Hello, Mr Takeshi. 114 00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:15,297 This is our new kid. He's a terrific dancer. 115 00:13:15,434 --> 00:13:16,297 Keep him in mind! 116 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:18,766 Say hello! 117 00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:22,600 Hello. 118 00:13:24,335 --> 00:13:25,596 Cute kid. 119 00:13:28,735 --> 00:13:30,963 Please take a look. 120 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,863 Taichi SAOTOME 121 00:13:35,069 --> 00:13:36,695 Give him a chance. 122 00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:38,927 Please. Just once. 123 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:39,797 We'll see. 124 00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:42,133 Time to go. 125 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:43,201 Goodbye. 126 00:13:53,371 --> 00:13:55,599 Hey! Come on! 127 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,034 No. 128 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,598 I'll just be in the way. Better I stay behind. 129 00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:03,267 In the way at a TV studio? 130 00:14:04,839 --> 00:14:08,101 Don't worry. I'll be a good girl. 131 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:13,937 Whatever. 132 00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:39,099 Don't touch that cream. 133 00:14:39,275 --> 00:14:40,764 It's expensive. 134 00:14:41,509 --> 00:14:44,964 Not even the most expensive cream could help your ugly face. 135 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:51,098 What an asshole! 136 00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:00,537 Welcome to the set! 137 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,441 Is that supposed to be Okinawa? 138 00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:17,442 Add sound effects, some lights... 139 00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:19,611 Just like Okinawa! 140 00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:21,278 Computer graphics? 141 00:15:21,579 --> 00:15:24,875 A great view in the background. 142 00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:29,106 You're ready? 143 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,438 I'll get going. 144 00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:32,772 See you later. 145 00:15:35,913 --> 00:15:39,107 They styled you? Looks nice. 146 00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:40,711 Rest while we wait for Mr Takeshi. 147 00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:11,806 Nice move. You made it up? 148 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:16,474 That earlier one, how does it go? 149 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,446 That last one? Like this... 150 00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:24,810 Not so good, huh? 151 00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:29,377 - Like that? - That's it! 152 00:16:29,552 --> 00:16:30,643 Don't lie. 153 00:16:31,586 --> 00:16:33,245 No, that was good. You got it! 154 00:16:35,352 --> 00:16:38,580 - I'm no good. - No! You really got it! 155 00:16:38,752 --> 00:16:39,979 I don't think so. 156 00:16:40,553 --> 00:16:42,815 - What are you rehearsing? - Upcoming show. 157 00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:45,645 - Keep up the good work. - Thanks. 158 00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:49,147 - And the video? - You'll get one. 159 00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,885 Back to work. 160 00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:08,479 Takeshi darling, it's been ages! How are you? 161 00:17:08,989 --> 00:17:11,853 Ask me out. Dinner, maybe? 162 00:17:12,122 --> 00:17:14,849 You know I'm not like that. 163 00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:18,187 You need to dress right. 164 00:17:18,857 --> 00:17:20,846 More like a corporate type. 165 00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:25,678 Hey, old dog! Playing a yakuza again? 166 00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:26,880 Come over here. 167 00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:36,050 You, girlie, move it. You're in my way. 168 00:17:36,258 --> 00:17:39,850 Be polite. She's with Mr Takeshi. 169 00:17:40,091 --> 00:17:41,284 Too bad! 170 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,020 You can use this cream. 171 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,955 You're a little too friendly. For you, it's "Mr Takeshi" here. 172 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,525 Problem with my yakuza roles? 173 00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:58,358 I'm sorry, Mr Takeshi. 174 00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:03,022 This guy is a fan. Doesn't he look like you? 175 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,149 Hard to say with that make-up. 176 00:18:09,328 --> 00:18:11,157 You saying I look like a clown? 177 00:18:18,661 --> 00:18:19,524 Takeshi darling! 178 00:18:21,596 --> 00:18:23,118 Arrogant prick... 179 00:18:23,429 --> 00:18:26,691 To think we started out together! He left us all behind. 180 00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:30,554 Wants me to call him Mr Takeshi now. Arrogant prick! 181 00:18:32,263 --> 00:18:33,126 Hello! 182 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:40,357 Hello, sir. 183 00:18:43,097 --> 00:18:45,961 Here's our wardrobe. 184 00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:48,862 Goodbye, everyone. 185 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,991 Mr Takeshi, you work a lot. 186 00:18:57,131 --> 00:19:00,222 - You've been here forever. - It's been 40 years. 187 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,955 Red hot! 188 00:19:03,966 --> 00:19:04,863 Excuse me... 189 00:19:06,099 --> 00:19:07,292 Is Mr Takeshi here? 190 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,165 He's dressing. 191 00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,288 My friend wants an autograph. 192 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:14,621 That should be alright. 193 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,191 Comedians? 194 00:19:31,335 --> 00:19:32,164 They're loud! 195 00:19:35,668 --> 00:19:36,565 Quiet! 196 00:19:41,769 --> 00:19:42,894 Have a good show! 197 00:19:44,436 --> 00:19:45,231 See you later. 198 00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,702 An autograph request... 199 00:20:08,872 --> 00:20:11,702 Mr Takeshi, he would like an autograph. 200 00:20:12,539 --> 00:20:13,470 Sure. 201 00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:22,901 Excuse me... 202 00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:25,369 Could you write "To Mr Kitano"? 203 00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:28,161 Same surname as mine? 204 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:44,239 Thank you. 205 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:56,033 He does look like me. 206 00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:59,135 I think he's hot. 207 00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:00,706 Really? 208 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:04,007 Not him, silly! The other guy. 209 00:21:04,309 --> 00:21:05,673 Are you kidding? 210 00:21:09,444 --> 00:21:11,467 Stupid joke! 211 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,073 That guy... 212 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,973 The one who looks like me... 213 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:42,975 What could his life be like? 214 00:21:43,347 --> 00:21:47,302 Odd jobs, probably. Maybe in a convenience store. 215 00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:49,038 Running to auditions in between. 216 00:21:49,947 --> 00:21:51,572 Must be tough. 217 00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:10,345 Thanks for your work! This is for you. 218 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,144 Let's shoot it! 219 00:23:12,555 --> 00:23:13,418 Rolling! 220 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:18,185 Quiet! 221 00:23:24,022 --> 00:23:25,716 This damned heat! 222 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,546 That's Okinawa. 223 00:23:40,624 --> 00:23:43,647 The sound of cicadas and blistering heat. 224 00:23:47,825 --> 00:23:49,018 Noisy bastards! 225 00:23:54,325 --> 00:23:55,756 Take that! 226 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:02,686 We're over, too. 227 00:24:19,828 --> 00:24:20,725 Cut! 228 00:24:23,694 --> 00:24:25,523 Now, the close-up. 229 00:24:25,794 --> 00:24:27,192 It's so hot! 230 00:24:27,462 --> 00:24:29,087 That was great! 231 00:24:29,462 --> 00:24:31,394 Water! Right away! 232 00:24:32,996 --> 00:24:34,484 Those cicadas are loud. 233 00:24:34,629 --> 00:24:36,255 Kill the cicadas! 234 00:24:38,129 --> 00:24:39,254 Kill the lights! 235 00:24:41,996 --> 00:24:44,554 - It was great. - The lights are still on. 236 00:24:44,796 --> 00:24:46,057 Kill those lights now! 237 00:25:05,798 --> 00:25:11,060 HELL HEAT starring Beat Takeshi 238 00:25:11,531 --> 00:25:15,020 You never let me stay over. 239 00:25:15,199 --> 00:25:17,597 No, my place is a mess. 240 00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:21,925 Liar! You're hiding another guy! 241 00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:26,065 That's not true! My clothes are everywhere. 242 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,425 Cheap old stuff. 243 00:25:28,734 --> 00:25:31,223 But I'll replace them with expensive new clothes. 244 00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:35,230 How sweet! 245 00:25:43,035 --> 00:25:44,830 What are you looking at? 246 00:25:48,135 --> 00:25:50,567 - Where are you going? - An audition. 247 00:25:50,802 --> 00:25:53,064 - For what? - A movie. 248 00:25:53,235 --> 00:25:54,724 You're an actor? 249 00:25:56,836 --> 00:25:59,200 No way you'll get a part. 250 00:25:59,370 --> 00:26:00,734 Get out of here! 251 00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:09,036 I have a better chance of being in a movie than him. 252 00:26:09,204 --> 00:26:10,999 Me, too. 253 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,898 We could co-star. 254 00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:17,901 Like "Gone With the Wind"! Me, Clark Gable and you, Bruce Lee. 255 00:26:19,071 --> 00:26:20,832 Vivien Leigh! 256 00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:22,403 Whatever. 257 00:26:31,139 --> 00:26:32,400 Thanks for your work! 258 00:26:41,173 --> 00:26:43,731 I bought right-hand drive, too. Which one today? 259 00:26:43,907 --> 00:26:45,066 Neither. 260 00:26:53,308 --> 00:26:57,365 Remember "Roman Holiday"? Gregory Punk and Audrey Heartburn. 261 00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:59,098 Don't be stupid! 262 00:26:59,308 --> 00:27:02,400 It's Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn. 263 00:27:02,575 --> 00:27:05,098 You're hopeless! Hopelessly stupid! 264 00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:07,899 Can't you see I was joking? 265 00:27:08,142 --> 00:27:10,267 It wasn't even funny. 266 00:27:10,476 --> 00:27:12,738 Then tell me to stop! 267 00:27:12,976 --> 00:27:16,704 You couldn't, even if I did. Just like in bed. 268 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:20,104 Nasty girl! Shame on you! 269 00:27:29,077 --> 00:27:30,907 What are you staring at? 270 00:27:31,544 --> 00:27:33,772 You think I like doing this? 271 00:27:40,646 --> 00:27:42,578 "Wait till I ask." 272 00:27:43,812 --> 00:27:45,073 "May I have some pepper?" 273 00:27:46,013 --> 00:27:48,774 "Think it tastes bad, asshole? Get out!" 274 00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:54,375 Try it again... 275 00:27:54,546 --> 00:27:58,535 This time, louder. Be more angry. 276 00:28:00,648 --> 00:28:02,113 "Noodle soup, please." 277 00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:04,876 "Wait till I ask." 278 00:28:05,915 --> 00:28:07,176 "May I have some pepper?" 279 00:28:07,814 --> 00:28:11,076 "Think it tastes bad, asshole? Get out!" 280 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,046 It lacked some emotion. 281 00:28:15,348 --> 00:28:17,177 That's fine. Thank you. 282 00:28:17,515 --> 00:28:19,504 Please wait outside. 283 00:28:24,483 --> 00:28:25,540 Mr Takagi is next. 284 00:28:31,683 --> 00:28:34,445 Excuse me... I need the uniform back. 285 00:28:36,350 --> 00:28:38,407 Mr Takagi is next, please. 286 00:28:53,152 --> 00:28:55,243 Auditions are tough. 287 00:28:56,419 --> 00:28:59,078 I hardly ever land a role. 288 00:29:02,819 --> 00:29:04,217 - "Noodle soup, please." - "Asshole... 289 00:29:04,387 --> 00:29:08,944 "Wait till I ask, asshole!" 290 00:29:09,654 --> 00:29:10,620 "Some pepper, please." 291 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:12,914 "What now?" 292 00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:16,380 "Think it tastes bad, asshole?" 293 00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:17,915 "Get out!" 294 00:29:19,321 --> 00:29:22,378 Fine, thank you. Please wait outside. 295 00:29:23,855 --> 00:29:25,253 Damn right, I will! 296 00:29:31,088 --> 00:29:32,918 He's a yakuza. 297 00:29:34,322 --> 00:29:36,686 We need a grouchy cook. 298 00:29:37,489 --> 00:29:39,115 Why was he called in? 299 00:29:39,523 --> 00:29:41,512 - I'm sorry. - Be more careful. 300 00:29:43,857 --> 00:29:44,720 Mr Takeshige. 301 00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:51,187 How much longer? What about Junior? 302 00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:54,020 OK, fine. 303 00:29:55,024 --> 00:29:56,251 Ready? 304 00:30:05,225 --> 00:30:06,748 Shall we begin? 305 00:30:07,592 --> 00:30:09,115 "Noodle soup, please." 306 00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:16,920 Your line, Junior. 307 00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:22,126 "Wait till I ask." 308 00:30:23,193 --> 00:30:25,625 "Wait till I ask." 309 00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:26,917 "Some pepper, please." 310 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,059 "Some pepper, please." 311 00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:31,058 But... That's my line. 312 00:30:32,994 --> 00:30:35,187 You messed up! Tell me mine! 313 00:30:35,361 --> 00:30:37,418 Let's start from the beginning. 314 00:30:38,328 --> 00:30:41,419 - "Noodle soup, please." - "Wait till I ask." 315 00:30:41,662 --> 00:30:43,719 "Wait till I ask." 316 00:30:43,895 --> 00:30:44,918 "Some pepper, please." 317 00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:47,253 "Think it tastes bad, asshole? Get out!" 318 00:30:47,529 --> 00:30:50,552 "Think it tastes bad, asshole? Get out!" 319 00:30:50,729 --> 00:30:53,695 Excuse me. You won't be able to... 320 00:30:53,863 --> 00:30:57,556 I have to feed the lines to Junior. Shut up! 321 00:30:59,697 --> 00:31:02,094 Fine. Let's start again. 322 00:31:02,764 --> 00:31:05,594 - "Noodle soup, please." - "Wait till I ask." 323 00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:07,957 "Wait till I ask." 324 00:31:08,164 --> 00:31:08,959 "Some pepper, please." 325 00:31:09,164 --> 00:31:11,027 "Think it tastes bad, asshole? Get out!" 326 00:31:11,197 --> 00:31:13,686 "Think it tastes bad, asshole? Get out!" 327 00:31:13,865 --> 00:31:16,422 That's fine. Thank you. 328 00:31:16,731 --> 00:31:18,095 Please wait outside. 329 00:31:19,165 --> 00:31:20,858 Choose carefully. 330 00:31:23,832 --> 00:31:25,024 Next. 331 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,264 Put this on. 332 00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:53,925 Problem? 333 00:31:54,669 --> 00:31:55,861 The button... 334 00:31:56,268 --> 00:31:58,894 The button seems to be stuck. 335 00:31:59,535 --> 00:32:01,433 What's taking so long? 336 00:32:05,169 --> 00:32:06,135 Let him go. 337 00:32:06,536 --> 00:32:08,627 He's not the grouchy cook type. 338 00:32:10,037 --> 00:32:11,969 Please wait outside. 339 00:32:59,674 --> 00:33:01,265 We're "The 300 Kilos". 340 00:33:24,743 --> 00:33:25,800 Hey, lady! 341 00:33:26,843 --> 00:33:29,434 The register... It's here. 342 00:33:33,743 --> 00:33:36,608 - You pay here. - I have to give money? 343 00:33:38,844 --> 00:33:40,867 Then I don't want it. 344 00:33:42,045 --> 00:33:43,442 Not my fault. 345 00:33:45,678 --> 00:33:47,269 If I must give money... 346 00:33:50,545 --> 00:33:51,772 Then I'll take this. 347 00:33:54,745 --> 00:33:55,904 10 yen. 348 00:34:00,713 --> 00:34:01,610 Here's 10,000 yen. 349 00:34:02,579 --> 00:34:05,443 - Don't you have a smaller bill? - Come on! 350 00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:10,443 10 yen... 351 00:34:11,013 --> 00:34:13,104 Count it right! No mistakes. 352 00:34:27,515 --> 00:34:30,380 9,000... 353 00:34:32,082 --> 00:34:33,776 990 yen. 354 00:34:35,082 --> 00:34:36,605 Thank you very much. 355 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,277 I'll take another. 356 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:49,640 10 yen. 357 00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:54,539 Here's 1,000. 358 00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:58,074 I just gave you change... 359 00:34:58,251 --> 00:35:01,241 What's the problem? I collect coins. 360 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:15,783 990 yen. 361 00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:20,986 Thanks. 362 00:35:44,889 --> 00:35:48,753 MAJONG PARLOR 363 00:35:55,389 --> 00:35:56,855 Welcome! 364 00:35:57,923 --> 00:35:59,821 Wait until someone leaves. 365 00:36:38,293 --> 00:36:41,487 Wake up! You got the part. 366 00:36:45,261 --> 00:36:46,318 A player left. 367 00:37:29,165 --> 00:37:30,631 Still an actor? 368 00:37:31,799 --> 00:37:33,196 Must be tough. 369 00:37:35,565 --> 00:37:37,622 What do you do? 370 00:37:38,266 --> 00:37:39,856 Nothing much. 371 00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:43,294 Nothing? Just like those guys. 372 00:37:43,466 --> 00:37:45,023 But I'm not important. 373 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:47,660 Think they are? 374 00:37:56,068 --> 00:37:57,091 Welcome, Junior. 375 00:38:03,268 --> 00:38:04,791 Playing mahjong? 376 00:38:05,601 --> 00:38:06,498 Looks fun. 377 00:38:08,768 --> 00:38:10,132 Anyone leaving? 378 00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:15,932 Hey! 379 00:38:16,636 --> 00:38:19,295 That means you. Move it! 380 00:38:19,536 --> 00:38:20,627 But I'm winning! 381 00:38:20,869 --> 00:38:22,630 So what? Don't argue. 382 00:38:22,869 --> 00:38:23,892 Let me finish. 383 00:38:24,103 --> 00:38:26,797 Shut up! I said out! 384 00:38:42,371 --> 00:38:43,394 I'll finish. 385 00:38:49,272 --> 00:38:50,135 Mahjong! 386 00:38:51,405 --> 00:38:54,462 - I win. - You didn't give us a chance! 387 00:38:58,039 --> 00:39:00,130 You win and run off. No fair! 388 00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:02,464 I won a normal day's wages. 389 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:05,299 - What about us? - Pops can replace me. 390 00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:06,904 Will you? 391 00:39:07,441 --> 00:39:08,304 Sure. 392 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,938 You owe me 20,000 yen. 393 00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:17,969 Let's play. 394 00:39:22,041 --> 00:39:23,837 Seems you're the only loser. 395 00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:35,233 WINNER'S DRAW 396 00:39:42,043 --> 00:39:42,906 Hi! 397 00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:45,405 Their noodle soups are great. 398 00:40:03,812 --> 00:40:04,903 Noodle soup, please. 399 00:40:07,379 --> 00:40:11,005 - Wait till I ask! - Wait till I ask! 400 00:40:27,481 --> 00:40:29,310 - Here. - Here. 401 00:40:47,782 --> 00:40:50,907 - Some pepper, please. - Think it tastes bad? 402 00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,777 Think it tastes bad? 403 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,347 "Think it tastes bad, asshole?" 404 00:40:55,717 --> 00:40:57,512 - Get out! - Get out! 405 00:40:57,717 --> 00:40:58,808 "Get out!" 406 00:41:02,617 --> 00:41:04,276 Hey, pay up! 407 00:41:04,451 --> 00:41:06,246 Hey, pay up! 408 00:41:07,284 --> 00:41:08,477 How much? 409 00:41:08,818 --> 00:41:12,080 - Can't you read, moron? - Can't you read, moron? 410 00:41:32,653 --> 00:41:33,744 How was mahjong? 411 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:36,813 Lost again? 412 00:41:43,887 --> 00:41:46,115 - Miso noodle soup, please. - Yes, sir. 413 00:41:46,288 --> 00:41:47,117 Yes, sir. 414 00:41:47,288 --> 00:41:48,311 Extra miso. 415 00:41:48,488 --> 00:41:49,681 As you like. 416 00:41:49,888 --> 00:41:51,184 As you like. 417 00:41:57,888 --> 00:41:59,320 Thanks for your work! 418 00:42:20,758 --> 00:42:22,155 How did it go? 419 00:42:22,925 --> 00:42:23,913 I didn't get it. 420 00:42:24,391 --> 00:42:25,322 No? 421 00:42:26,258 --> 00:42:27,155 He didn't get it. 422 00:42:27,825 --> 00:42:28,813 He didn't get it. 423 00:42:41,093 --> 00:42:45,958 That's how it goes. He doesn't stand a chance. 424 00:42:46,094 --> 00:42:47,753 Right, Audrey Heartburn? 425 00:42:48,227 --> 00:42:49,852 Stop saying that! 426 00:42:50,227 --> 00:42:53,159 Speak for yourself, Gregory Punk! 427 00:42:53,327 --> 00:42:56,953 Again with the Gregory Punk! More like Humphrey Avocado. 428 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:01,287 Avocado? Why? 429 00:43:01,462 --> 00:43:04,257 You mean Humphrey Bogart? 430 00:43:40,298 --> 00:43:42,628 Don't we have it easy? 431 00:43:44,498 --> 00:43:47,624 I get out here. You're on your own. 432 00:43:48,132 --> 00:43:49,029 Don't forget... 433 00:43:49,833 --> 00:43:51,458 Avoid that way. 434 00:44:01,767 --> 00:44:04,665 Give up acting. Drive a taxi. 435 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:06,865 We have it easy. 436 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,163 - Where to? - Straight ahead. 437 00:45:29,341 --> 00:45:31,170 - Straight ahead? - Straight ahead. 438 00:45:40,743 --> 00:45:41,606 Gentlemen... 439 00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:44,834 You're too heavy. You have to get out. 440 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,837 Don't worry. We take taxis all the time. 441 00:45:49,243 --> 00:45:50,539 But, listen... 442 00:45:52,777 --> 00:45:53,708 But... 443 00:45:56,944 --> 00:45:59,467 Stop! There's no room! 444 00:45:59,643 --> 00:46:00,700 - We'll fit. - No. Sorry... 445 00:46:01,611 --> 00:46:03,600 - Please. - There's no room! 446 00:46:03,778 --> 00:46:05,607 Give us a ride. 447 00:46:05,778 --> 00:46:07,005 No room! 448 00:46:07,178 --> 00:46:09,007 Just once! 449 00:46:09,245 --> 00:46:11,676 - It's impossible! - Come on... 450 00:46:12,745 --> 00:46:15,041 Just once! 451 00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:23,835 - Too heavy! - Straight ahead! 452 00:46:23,979 --> 00:46:25,968 I can't drive straight ahead. 453 00:46:26,146 --> 00:46:27,976 You must get out! 454 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,771 The car is overloaded. It's difficult to move. 455 00:46:33,247 --> 00:46:36,509 This is dangerous. 456 00:46:36,814 --> 00:46:41,008 That's enough. You must get out. 457 00:46:48,749 --> 00:46:49,476 Go right! 458 00:46:51,949 --> 00:46:53,006 Go left! 459 00:46:53,249 --> 00:46:56,010 We made it! 460 00:46:57,683 --> 00:47:00,342 - Careful! - I won't get through. 461 00:47:00,516 --> 00:47:02,209 - Sure you will. - This is dangerous. 462 00:47:02,416 --> 00:47:03,609 - Change of course. - He did it! 463 00:47:03,950 --> 00:47:08,645 - Go right! - No, go left! 464 00:47:08,816 --> 00:47:10,975 - Straight ahead! - I can't! 465 00:47:11,984 --> 00:47:12,881 He made it! 466 00:47:15,118 --> 00:47:15,845 He did it! 467 00:47:16,084 --> 00:47:17,380 This is dangerous! 468 00:47:19,485 --> 00:47:20,508 Someone's moving! 469 00:47:24,752 --> 00:47:28,185 - Did I run over him? - Go left! 470 00:47:28,419 --> 00:47:32,784 I feel really sick. I have to stop. 471 00:47:32,952 --> 00:47:34,976 You can do it! It's OK. 472 00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:38,348 We made it! 473 00:47:42,587 --> 00:47:45,144 The car won't make it! 474 00:47:49,787 --> 00:47:51,549 Something's stuck! 475 00:48:17,256 --> 00:48:21,212 - Who do you wear that for? - Don't start! 476 00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:23,347 Put this on for me. It's new. 477 00:48:23,523 --> 00:48:25,012 - No. - Put it on! 478 00:48:25,257 --> 00:48:28,121 - Why should I? - Because I say so. 479 00:48:28,257 --> 00:48:30,985 - No way. - Yours is see-through, slut! 480 00:48:34,657 --> 00:48:36,885 Got an audition? 481 00:48:38,725 --> 00:48:40,748 Get the part, 482 00:48:40,859 --> 00:48:42,518 and I'll go out with you. 483 00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:47,682 Actually, I hate that asshole. 484 00:48:51,493 --> 00:48:52,686 Hope you get it! 485 00:49:01,761 --> 00:49:03,989 "One more word and you're dead!" 486 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,218 "One more word, you're dead!" 487 00:49:06,427 --> 00:49:08,893 "One more word and you're history!" 488 00:49:09,594 --> 00:49:11,822 "Another word and you're dead!" 489 00:49:11,994 --> 00:49:14,893 "Another word and you're history!" 490 00:49:17,595 --> 00:49:20,289 "Another word and you're dead!" 491 00:49:21,496 --> 00:49:22,825 That's all for today. 492 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:25,989 But... 493 00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:27,686 There's one more left. 494 00:49:28,295 --> 00:49:30,228 Let him go. 495 00:49:31,096 --> 00:49:34,426 He dyed his hair like Takeshi. We can't use him. 496 00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:37,662 Yakuzas don't look like that. 497 00:49:41,364 --> 00:49:43,693 Gentlemen, please wait outside. 498 00:49:44,930 --> 00:49:46,521 Let's take a break. 499 00:49:55,265 --> 00:49:56,855 Thanks for your work! 500 00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:21,226 - What are you doing? - Give me that! 501 00:50:21,634 --> 00:50:22,691 Let go! I was reading. 502 00:50:22,934 --> 00:50:24,559 We're sorry. 503 00:50:28,701 --> 00:50:29,725 Takeshi darling! 504 00:50:47,536 --> 00:50:48,695 I finally found you. 505 00:50:50,270 --> 00:50:52,997 I feared we were destined to never meet again. 506 00:50:55,004 --> 00:50:56,833 I don't want to be indiscreet, but... 507 00:50:57,771 --> 00:51:00,363 What time does your shift end? 508 00:51:01,937 --> 00:51:06,165 Just you and me... A quiet drink after work. 509 00:51:07,204 --> 00:51:09,137 I'm busy. 510 00:51:09,772 --> 00:51:10,829 Really? 511 00:51:12,305 --> 00:51:13,703 What a shame! 512 00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:18,199 I'm going to be indiscreet again. 513 00:51:18,339 --> 00:51:20,135 I know this great curry restaurant. 514 00:51:20,973 --> 00:51:22,802 Like curry? 515 00:51:22,973 --> 00:51:24,836 I'm working now. 516 00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:29,633 An expression of my feelings... 517 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,405 Please accept it. 518 00:51:40,307 --> 00:51:41,898 I'll go out the back. 519 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,246 Where's the toilet? 520 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,837 Out the back door. 521 00:53:09,449 --> 00:53:11,972 Have you seen a bald guy covered in blood? 522 00:53:12,150 --> 00:53:13,047 Nope. 523 00:54:15,889 --> 00:54:17,116 Hope you get it! 524 00:54:20,555 --> 00:54:22,021 He fell for it! 525 00:54:22,222 --> 00:54:26,154 You told him I was an asshole! How could you? 526 00:54:26,289 --> 00:54:27,448 I lied. 527 00:54:28,489 --> 00:54:31,354 You'll never get a part! 528 00:54:31,556 --> 00:54:34,114 He never has before! 529 00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:36,654 He'll come back disappointed again. 530 00:54:37,123 --> 00:54:38,749 I can't wait! 531 00:54:40,258 --> 00:54:41,416 Hope you get it! 532 00:54:53,392 --> 00:54:54,289 So? 533 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,451 How did it go? 534 00:54:57,759 --> 00:55:00,316 - I got the part. - No! Really? 535 00:55:00,492 --> 00:55:01,753 You got the part? 536 00:55:03,060 --> 00:55:06,958 I was right! I knew you would get it! 537 00:55:07,126 --> 00:55:09,149 Hard work pays off! 538 00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:12,325 Learn from him! The effort is what counts. 539 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,651 - He got his reward. - Always be persistent. 540 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,749 Keep trying and someone will notice. 541 00:55:18,927 --> 00:55:21,519 God smiles down on you. 542 00:55:23,461 --> 00:55:26,155 Don't be stupid! "I got the part", my ass! 543 00:55:26,395 --> 00:55:28,486 - Whatever! - Just a fluke! 544 00:55:28,661 --> 00:55:30,127 Must be some dumb character... 545 00:55:30,295 --> 00:55:33,819 The kind shot from a roof, then falls into a river. 546 00:55:34,063 --> 00:55:36,995 Maybe horse-dragged or sword-slain. 547 00:55:37,163 --> 00:55:41,152 A role without lines or his face won't be seen... 548 00:55:41,396 --> 00:55:43,624 Some extra that gets killed... 549 00:55:43,797 --> 00:55:47,354 What an idiot! He's bragging about that? 550 00:55:49,730 --> 00:55:50,696 Let's get drunk. 551 00:55:51,064 --> 00:55:54,155 That really pisses me off. Why him? 552 00:55:54,330 --> 00:55:55,694 Let's get drunk! 553 00:55:55,898 --> 00:55:57,830 Are you jealous? 554 00:55:58,065 --> 00:55:59,928 Jealous of what? 555 00:56:00,098 --> 00:56:03,030 Life is so easy for some people! 556 00:58:43,412 --> 00:58:44,469 Murderer! 557 00:58:46,446 --> 00:58:47,537 Murderer! 558 00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:50,380 Welcome! What would you like? 559 00:59:50,585 --> 00:59:52,778 Welcome! What would you like? 560 00:59:53,152 --> 00:59:54,981 Spaghetti Napolitan. 561 00:59:55,585 --> 00:59:57,949 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 562 01:00:03,686 --> 01:00:04,879 Got a fork? 563 01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:06,678 No, sir. 564 01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:07,876 No, sir. 565 01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:31,782 Some water, please. 566 01:00:33,756 --> 01:00:34,779 Water! 567 01:00:41,590 --> 01:00:42,487 Water! 568 01:00:43,690 --> 01:00:45,622 Some water, damn it! 569 01:00:50,458 --> 01:00:51,855 I'll kill you! 570 01:02:04,597 --> 01:02:05,688 What's your role? 571 01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:07,627 A yakuza hitman. 572 01:02:07,931 --> 01:02:09,329 Yakuza hitman? 573 01:02:10,098 --> 01:02:12,690 With a gun? Bang bang, you're dead? 574 01:02:15,531 --> 01:02:17,690 I bought this to practice. 575 01:02:17,865 --> 01:02:22,355 You bought it? Cool! 576 01:02:22,699 --> 01:02:24,665 Show me how you hold it. 577 01:02:28,332 --> 01:02:30,855 Not like that. 578 01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:34,555 Use both hands Like those American TV cops. 579 01:02:34,767 --> 01:02:36,027 Both hands. Use both hands! 580 01:02:40,334 --> 01:02:43,164 That's the way. Now shoot! 581 01:02:46,501 --> 01:02:48,024 It's real... 582 01:03:33,839 --> 01:03:34,862 Mr Tanaka... 583 01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:37,529 Mr Tanaka... 584 01:03:41,706 --> 01:03:44,831 I'm from the Kyodo Daily. Your bill is overdue... 585 01:03:45,006 --> 01:03:47,699 I don't have any cash. 586 01:03:47,940 --> 01:03:49,065 Come back tomorrow. 587 01:03:55,307 --> 01:03:58,740 Welcome. You'll have to wait until someone leaves. 588 01:04:03,441 --> 01:04:05,202 You, get up. 589 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:10,531 What are you talking about? I'm playing! 590 01:04:10,975 --> 01:04:11,963 Get out! 591 01:04:12,609 --> 01:04:13,700 Are you crazy? 592 01:04:19,642 --> 01:04:20,573 You useless bum... 593 01:04:21,709 --> 01:04:22,675 Get a job! 594 01:04:23,776 --> 01:04:25,504 What's going on? 595 01:04:38,945 --> 01:04:42,207 I'm sorry! I'll never cheat again! 596 01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:45,568 I have a wife and kids! 597 01:04:46,645 --> 01:04:49,236 Five kids! 598 01:04:49,712 --> 01:04:53,167 Take my money. Take it! 599 01:04:53,712 --> 01:04:56,474 Take my taxi, too. You can have it. 600 01:04:56,645 --> 01:05:01,078 Forgive me. I'm sorry! 601 01:05:07,646 --> 01:05:09,203 Wait till I ask. 602 01:05:55,951 --> 01:05:58,713 Just helping with the body. 603 01:05:59,885 --> 01:06:03,079 Interested in the Kyodo Daily? How about a month subscription? 604 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:06,081 Don't need it. Go away. 605 01:06:38,788 --> 01:06:40,584 Hey... Come over here. 606 01:06:42,522 --> 01:06:44,317 Undress me. 607 01:06:51,623 --> 01:06:53,021 Take off my jeans. 608 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:01,216 Hurry up. 609 01:07:03,724 --> 01:07:05,054 Hurry up. 610 01:07:05,357 --> 01:07:06,914 What are you doing? 611 01:07:10,158 --> 01:07:11,987 What's taking so long? 612 01:07:12,158 --> 01:07:14,090 The button is stuck. 613 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:17,223 Excuse me! Subscribe to the Kyodo Daily! 614 01:07:17,391 --> 01:07:19,187 I crashed the car! 615 01:07:19,359 --> 01:07:22,086 That's my girl, you bastard! 616 01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:24,053 Give me my gun! 617 01:08:09,296 --> 01:08:10,762 Where are you going? 618 01:08:32,031 --> 01:08:33,190 A robbery! 619 01:08:34,465 --> 01:08:36,193 A robbery! 620 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,925 Call the police! 621 01:09:17,035 --> 01:09:18,092 The money! 622 01:09:35,871 --> 01:09:38,360 I'm not doing this for the money. 623 01:10:56,044 --> 01:10:57,010 Where's the key? 624 01:11:00,979 --> 01:11:04,911 2 million yen for the key. 625 01:11:05,079 --> 01:11:06,409 You have money. 626 01:11:13,013 --> 01:11:14,569 Give me some, too. 627 01:11:19,914 --> 01:11:22,402 One million isn't enough. I want two. 628 01:11:24,348 --> 01:11:25,904 Count it right! 629 01:11:35,481 --> 01:11:37,448 Here's 10,000 yen... 630 01:11:38,649 --> 01:11:40,274 For a 10-yen pack of gum. 631 01:11:41,082 --> 01:11:42,207 Give me change. 632 01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:32,913 HELL HEAT starring Beat Takeshi 633 01:12:49,889 --> 01:12:52,753 A used Porsche? 634 01:12:52,989 --> 01:12:55,182 How about a Rolls? 635 01:12:55,356 --> 01:12:58,789 You robbed a bank. You have money! 636 01:12:59,156 --> 01:13:01,418 Only cheapskates buy used cars! 637 01:13:01,656 --> 01:13:02,917 That's my girl! 638 01:13:03,157 --> 01:13:04,417 Go on! Buy it! 639 01:13:04,656 --> 01:13:05,849 - Buy it! - Cheapskate! 640 01:13:06,023 --> 01:13:07,886 That's my girl! 641 01:13:08,056 --> 01:13:09,522 That's my girl, bastard! 642 01:13:09,690 --> 01:13:12,087 It's one-of-a-kind. Buy it! 643 01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:13,553 You're so cheap. 644 01:13:13,724 --> 01:13:16,213 - That's my girl! - Buy it! 645 01:13:23,358 --> 01:13:25,415 Idiot! Back up! 646 01:13:26,525 --> 01:13:28,116 That's my girl! 647 01:13:28,492 --> 01:13:29,583 Stop! Bastard! 648 01:13:31,492 --> 01:13:32,423 - Be careful! - Watch out! 649 01:13:32,592 --> 01:13:33,250 Bastard! 650 01:13:39,659 --> 01:13:40,886 Bastard! 651 01:14:14,062 --> 01:14:16,620 Into the darkness, 652 01:14:16,763 --> 01:14:19,752 My mother disappeared with her lover 653 01:14:20,997 --> 01:14:25,929 Abandoned, I was tossed around from one home to another 654 01:14:26,364 --> 01:14:31,956 Abused and humiliated, I grew up swallowing my tears 655 01:14:33,931 --> 01:14:36,795 When I was little, 656 01:14:37,665 --> 01:14:40,688 An ugly duckling I was 657 01:14:41,765 --> 01:14:45,095 Without a friend 658 01:14:45,232 --> 01:14:47,754 l only had myself 659 01:14:49,032 --> 01:14:52,624 Weird was how they saw me 660 01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:55,924 Miserable was my life 661 01:14:57,167 --> 01:15:03,100 Crouching and sulking, My life has been a living hell 662 01:15:03,567 --> 01:15:07,091 With resentment and hate 663 01:15:07,234 --> 01:15:11,893 l have survived until today 664 01:16:20,174 --> 01:16:22,107 We're off to a good start. 665 01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:26,103 Our next song is about parents loving their children... 666 01:16:26,275 --> 01:16:27,968 ...Children loving parents. 667 01:16:28,175 --> 01:16:31,608 A love for rich and poor alike. 668 01:16:32,074 --> 01:16:34,870 An unconditional love immortalized in... 669 01:16:35,009 --> 01:16:36,599 "Heavy Laborer's Song"! 670 01:16:36,775 --> 01:16:39,071 Sing it for us, Miwa! 671 01:16:53,410 --> 01:16:59,366 I hear it even now the Heavy Laborer's Song 672 01:16:59,877 --> 01:17:05,310 I hear it even now That beloved lullaby 673 01:17:06,045 --> 01:17:10,943 At the construction site, During lunch break 674 01:17:11,245 --> 01:17:16,974 Smoking a cigarette, I close my eyes 675 01:17:17,179 --> 01:17:23,113 Music fills the air I hear that song 676 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:28,611 The song of the heavy laborer at work 677 01:17:29,213 --> 01:17:35,443 The song of the poor heavy laborers 678 01:17:36,914 --> 01:17:43,314 This is for my dear husband: Heave Ho! 679 01:17:44,515 --> 01:17:49,447 This is for my dear wife: Heave Ho! 680 01:17:50,715 --> 01:17:57,376 This is for my dear children: Heave Ho! 681 01:17:58,683 --> 01:18:08,572 One more for luck: Heave Ho! 682 01:24:25,384 --> 01:24:32,112 Let's meet in our dreams 683 01:24:43,385 --> 01:24:45,011 Damn! 684 01:24:46,552 --> 01:24:47,848 Bitch! 685 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,843 You're a pain in the ass! 686 01:30:49,619 --> 01:30:52,813 Where have you been? 687 01:30:53,319 --> 01:30:54,750 Hi! 688 01:30:54,952 --> 01:30:56,509 What do you mean "Hi", slut? 689 01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:59,652 Sorry! I don't know how I got here! 690 01:30:59,820 --> 01:31:01,046 You're too much! 691 01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:06,382 Ready? Go! 692 01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:13,348 I'm taking the money. 693 01:32:07,158 --> 01:32:08,715 Charge! 694 01:33:10,531 --> 01:33:11,894 Charge! 695 01:34:28,338 --> 01:34:29,769 Mr Kitano... 696 01:36:24,982 --> 01:36:28,414 Please give him a chance. 697 01:36:30,216 --> 01:36:34,911 His name is Taichi. Just once. Give him a chance. 698 01:36:36,316 --> 01:36:38,078 Please give him a chance. 699 01:36:38,316 --> 01:36:45,079 I'd really appreciate it. Just once... 700 01:36:50,351 --> 01:36:52,510 Where's the toilet? 701 01:36:54,351 --> 01:36:56,010 Out the back door. 702 01:38:20,159 --> 01:38:21,056 Cut! 703 01:38:26,059 --> 01:38:27,218 This way, please. 704 01:38:30,493 --> 01:38:31,255 Thank you. 705 01:38:31,493 --> 01:38:32,584 Good work. 706 01:41:10,341 --> 01:41:12,398 To Mr Clown 707 01:43:30,820 --> 01:43:33,752 Sorry. I must have pricked you. 708 01:44:18,158 --> 01:44:19,215 Now what? 709 01:44:39,327 --> 01:44:43,555 Written, Edited and Directed by: Takeshi KITANO 710 01:44:44,827 --> 01:44:48,782 Produced by: Masayuki MORl and Takio YOSHIDA 711 01:44:50,161 --> 01:44:51,717 Cinematography: Katsumi YANAGlJIMA 712 01:44:51,860 --> 01:44:53,451 Lighting: Hitoshi TAKAYA 713 01:44:53,594 --> 01:44:55,116 Production Design: Norihiro ISODA 714 01:44:55,594 --> 01:44:57,253 Sound Design: Senji HORIUCHI 715 01:44:57,394 --> 01:44:59,088 Editing: Yoshinori OTA 716 01:44:59,228 --> 01:45:00,887 Line Producer: Shinji KOMIYA 717 01:45:01,329 --> 01:45:05,284 Costume Design: Yohji YAMAMOTO 718 01:45:07,996 --> 01:45:10,121 Starring: 719 01:45:11,263 --> 01:45:13,422 Beat Takeshi 720 01:45:14,563 --> 01:45:16,722 Kotomi KYONO 721 01:45:17,863 --> 01:45:20,022 Kayoko KISHIMOTO 722 01:45:21,164 --> 01:45:23,289 Ren OHSUGI 723 01:45:24,431 --> 01:45:26,590 Susumu TERAJIMA 724 01:45:27,731 --> 01:45:29,890 and Akihiro MIWA 725 01:45:32,764 --> 01:45:37,424 Adaptation: Jeanette AMANO and Richard LORMAND 45982

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