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In New York City there is a
fine line between law and chaos.
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On that line live Danson
and Highsmith.
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Tell me again why I decided to
get on this roof?
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I think you can chop that up to
bad life choices
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Get rid of that asshole
-- O o
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I knew when you say "O o"
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O dude, you put a dent in my hood.
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Come on.
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That's trouble
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Uh .. Did someone call 9-1-holy shit?
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That's it .. I'm sick of all this running
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-- Hang on ...
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[Slow] You have the right to remain silent ...
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... but I want to hear you scream ...
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Stay on the ground!
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Detective ! Detective!
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One at a time , all right?
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Yeah Detective, Rick Rayston, New York Observer ...
online
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These suspects were caught with only
a quarter of pound of marijuana ...
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... ,a misdemeanor in some states.
Do you think this arrest was worth 12 million
in property damages?
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Why don't we let New York City
answer that question?
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The greatest city on earth! Yeah !
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Uh .. Sarah Capone from TMZ ... prince edition,
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uh, Danson, are the rumors
about you and Kim Kardasian true?
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No comment.
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But, yes.
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Danson and Highsmith,
free hot dogs ... for life!
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No drinks ... No drinks
Can't do it ... I can't do it
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Danson and Highsmith,
shoot, drive and sex in style
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They are rock stars ...
Then you got your jokers,
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your ball busters,
your vets ...
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... and the other guys ...
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We know ... we know .... we know ...
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allright .. allright .. allright .. listen up! listen up!
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We have a celebration tonight at Butter,
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Brody Jenner is gonna be there ..., Bai Ling ...,
Della Shortpit from Jersey Shore ...,
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And ... most of you are on the list
-- You're the best.
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Ang I'm gonna say something right now,
it's about a man who came from Austria ...
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... with a dream
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger!
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Let me finish.
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He became a champion,
and a movie star ...
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-- Arnold Scharzenegger!
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God damn it, let me fini ..
They ruined the story ... they ruined the story
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No, the point is, we couldn't do our job
if it weren't for you guys doing all the paperwork, ...
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answering the phone and all the stupid shit
that we don't like to do ...
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All the gun fights, all the car chases,
all the sex we don't want to have with women ... but we have to ...
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All due to what you guys do.
Thank you.
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And we do it again and again
-- Ay, ay, ay! You shut your face!
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If we want to hear you talk, I'll shove
my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!
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You hear me? You hear me?
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...
- Peace out, bitches.
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Hey, fellas. all right, bring it in.
Come on, bring it a little bit
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All right. Right there.
Just back .. right there
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Just ... just one ... there you go ...
right there .. right there
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This is their paperwork,
you know they are not gonna do it
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- That's right
- This paperfork work is like Bob's wife here
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Stick, ugly, got Danson's fingerprints all over it.
No offence, Bob
- That's all right
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Anyway, now who wants it?
-- I do
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All right! Paper bitch and Yankee Clip are on the case.
-- Nice work. Thanks, Allen.
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Thank you, Captain.
-- I do it. I do it
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[Humming]
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Stop humming that song!
-- I can hum if I want to
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I know you can, I am asking you to stop.
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Well, if you're asking then I'll stop.
-- Thank you.
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Could you not smile like that?
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Now you're asking me to mask my emotions because of
how it makes you feel ...
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that I will not do
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Seriously, stop humming! Ok?
This isn't accounting or wherever the hell you and your little pockey
calculator were transferred from
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Forensic accounting. Ok?
It is an important part of the job
- Yeah Whatever
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Stop being verbally happy about doing shitwork, you moron
- Hey guys
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Reminder:
The police unit picnic coming up this weekend.
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My wife's making her famous
devil eggs again.
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My waistline is furious.
-- It's a bad time, Bob!
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All right
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I wanna get that slice
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You know what I just did?
I just walked out that door ...
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saw a couple of detectives down there and I was about to start
badmouthing you behind your back ...
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but I stopped myself because my
Pop taught me that a man who talks behind somebody's back is a coward.
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Wow, I actually appreciate that.
-- Good, coz I am gonna tell you directly to your face!
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No, you don't have to
-- No I don't like you
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I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal,
it sounds feminine
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If you were in the wild, I would attack you,
even if you weren't in my food chain.
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I would go out of my way to attack you.
If I were a lion and you were a tuna,
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I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you
and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
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Ok, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean.
Lions don't like water
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If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave,
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I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against
a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends,
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you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10.
And guess what,
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you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion.
We've talked to ourselves.
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We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good,
let's go get some more lion'.
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We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively
hunt you and your family and
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we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
-- How you gonna do that?
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We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp.
We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen.
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It's not gonna be days at a time.
An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem.
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That will give us enough time to figure out where you live,
go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you
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You just lost at your own game.
You're outgunned and out-manned.
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Did that go the way you thought
it was gonna go? Nope!
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Two minutes before the markets open,
Pamela Boardman, CEO of Lendl Global
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ringing the opening bell. With Boardman is investment banker,
David Ershon, who manages 40% of Lendl $70 billion equity pool
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How much did we lose?
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You may ring the bell now Ms. Boardman.
-- 32.
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Million?
-- No, billion
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Chinatown, three triad gang members.
I popped two of them off the draw. Bang! Bang!
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Then I raise up to take the leader out.
-- O shit! I feel like I'm there now
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I hear a whistle. My partner's on the roof.
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He says: Let's even the odds!
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He tosses me down a mos?? pump,
I sent one through his chest.
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Game over, bitches
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Jimmy, let's talk about
how that story made you feel
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Like a Viagra pill with a face.
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I know it's very tempting.
You wanna impress your friends ...
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but this is serious stuff we're dealing with. Ok?
This is firing your weapon in the line of duty
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Officer Hoitz
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Here we go.
-- Would you like to share?
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I'd rather not.
-- Officer Hoitz, you've been coming here for six months.
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And you haven't said a word.
Safe environment, no judgement here
-- Douchebag
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-- That's judgment, Jimmy. Come on.
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I relive it every night.
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The Bronx, October.
Game 7 of the World Series.
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Got a marvelous high pressure handling the crowd.
I pull tunnel duty
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Then I saw a shadow figure in the tunnel.
I told him to stop.
-- Wow wow wow
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This is a restricted area.
I finally pulled my gun.
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Don't make me shoot, I'll do it.
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Are you deaf?
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You dick, I'm Derek Jeter.
You shot me
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You cost me 20 grand on that game
- Douchebag
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I cost the city a championship.
I was being groomed for top position in Homicide
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Now I'm stuck with a desk junky partner
and everybody calls me the Yankee clipper.
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Because you shot Derek Jeter
-- He's a biracial angel.
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You should've shot Evra
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Yo, Paper Bitch.
-- What's up man?
-- Hey guys
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Paper bitch! Paper bitch
-- I don't like that actually. I know you guys think it's fun.
But I don't like that.
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Still working on Danson and Highsmith paperwork?
-- No, actually ...
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What is this?
- Guys
-- Illegal permitting for construction.
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Specifically scaffolding
-- Some of the guys were talking ...
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they are like, how come you never fired your weapon
in the office before?
-- Good point.
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I am sorry. I don't follow
-- You never fired your weapon in the office.
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We all have, you know, it's called the desk pop.
-- Fellas, look, I know you don't respect me as a police officer
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Not true,
--I'm not stupid. I am not going to discharge
my firearm inthe office
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Listen to me! I'll try to make it real clear.
We honor the flag. And you crap on it
when you don't shoot your gun in the office
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Jimmy, when was the last time you had a desk pop?
-- September 2008.
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Be a man. Do it.
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Please, please do it.
-- Pop one off!
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Pop it off
-- Don't think just go!
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Here we go!
-- Yes!
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Hey, shot fired!
-- Hey Terry! I did it! I dis my first desk pop
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It's a real thing right?
-- A desk pop?
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Yeah!
-- Not it's not!
-- They were so convincing.
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.. in their argument. They swang me.
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You're gonna have to hand over your gun
-- Yes, sir.
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Captain, If you really want to disarm this guy,
take out the batteries in the calculator.
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Allright, I am gonna give you this: This is a dummy gun.
They used this for ceremony.
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You get this back when I feel you know
how to handle it
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Listen guys, I am working two jobs:
I am working here, I got another job at Bed, Bath and Beyond
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Ok? I am doing that just to put the kid
through NYU so he can explore his bisexuality ...
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become a DJ. Now the last thinbg I need is a ballisticv report
in the unit. Just gonna ask you guys. Please, come on!
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Really, just think about it.
Just be smart.
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2-11 in progress. They are using
a wrecking ball to clean up Caspian Jewellery
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We got it!
-- Good luck guys, have a good one.
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Let's go!
-- No, I got work to do.
-- What? This is work.
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Danson and Highsmith
are rolling heavy
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Creampuff, sit tight.
-- You got to be shitting me?
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You can't keep cooked up in here, ok?
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I am a peacock, you got to let me fly.
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Did he just.. did he just call himself a peacock?
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Let's go!
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Come on, fellas.
Wednesday night is taco night at Rancor's island
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Awww, The second one this week.
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Hey you monkeys! Stop!
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Let's go!
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Hands up.
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Special Forces zipline
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These guys are pros
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You're thinking what I'm thinking, partner?
-- Aim for the bushes.
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Cops still argue to this day
why Danson and Highsmith jump
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Maybe it was just pride
having survived so many brushes with death.
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Maybe their ego pushed them off
I don't know
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But that shit was crazy.
Either way ...
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there was a hole in New York City
that needed to be filled.
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Two days ago, the City wept, we lost
two heroes who get everything for us ...
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who pay that ultimate sacrifice
so that we may walk these streets safely
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There wasn't even an awning in that garage
-- No, I know
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They jumped from 20 stories
-- Doesn't make sense, does it?
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I only hope Got lets them take their .357s
with them to heaven to keep, to ...
-- It's our moment, Allen
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Our moment to step up and
be the guys
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We're at a funeral.
Show some respect.
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What? You don't think every other detective here
isn't thinking the same thing?
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Allen, listen to me, Danson and Highsmith are gone.
Their desks right? Someone has to fill those seats
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And that someone is us
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Ok? The city's dying for a hero
-- Is it?
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Yeah!
-- What about nine million socially concious and
unified citizens all just stepping up and doing their part?
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As a little kid, didn't you dress up
like cops and a robbers?
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I'll tell you what I did as a little kid, I went to school,
I made my bed ...
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and at age eleven, I audited
my parents.
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Believe me, there were some discrepancies,
and I was grounded
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What the hell are you ?
-- Well, well, well. What we got here?
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Look at these two jummocks, would you?
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One shot Jeter
and the other shot an office.
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Have some decorum, we're at a funeral. Shhh
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You want to dance, huh?
I will rock your body with big nasty hooks
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Ripping some blood out of your ass.
-- That's horrible
-- Would you step back, man?
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You touch him, I swear to God I am gonna beat
the shit out of you with Allen's head
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-- He's not gonna do that. That's like verbally,
but that's one weird example
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You wanna go?
-- I wanna go!
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Kick his ass, Martin!
-- How do you like that?
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Really sorry for your loss, mam
-- Lovely hat
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I love your shoes.
-- It's fine. It's fine
-- Go! Go!
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Ah, man!
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You don't know how to do it!
That's how you do it in the hood!
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Pay the winner. Pay for the winner.
Everybody saw
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What the hell is going on here?
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Two good men are dead
and you guys are fighting ...
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of who's gonna be the next hot shot, huh?
Is that what's happening?
-- Yes, that's exactly what's happening
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Let me say something about those guys.
They knew that to become a good cop, you have to solve cases...
215
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Ok? And maybe you start with Castian robbery. Ok?
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Watch it!
217
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Next time: Me, You, Library
-- Not even close
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I am the winner.
-- I didn't need you to stick up for me ok?
219
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I could've handled that myself.
-- Don't flatter yourself.
220
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It's partners Code.
I had no choice.
221
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9:15, let's have a great day everybody
-- Cut the shit!
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Good morning.
223
00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:11,565
We've got shot fired.
509 East 10th Street.
224
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There are large amounts of cocaine onthe scene.
Try to stay out of trouble, boys
225
00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:17,577
There's no chance you are going on that call right?
-- No chance, too busy.
226
00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:23,191
All right ladies, starting to get the picture?
We're about to lock shit down.
-- That's right
227
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You girls stay here and get your type on
-- Go get them guys. A lot of energy, a lot of focus.
228
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Shut up.
-- Allen, Can I see you in the hallway for a second?
229
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:33,524
I .. I'm super busy right now
-- No, no, no, I know. This will be real quick.
230
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It's about the construction permits we talking about
-- The Scaffolding violation?
231
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This is our thing. Yeah.
232
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So, so what do you got?
-- I got this.
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I hope you like your neck.
-- What are you doing?
-- Let's go
234
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We go to that call.
235
00:19:48,257 --> 00:19:51,072
What is this?
-- Shut up! We're going to the car ...
236
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and we're going after this case.
-- You're not gonna shoot me.
237
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:54,592
I won't ?
-- No
-- I shot Jeter.
238
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That was an accident.
-- Was it?
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Move
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Anybody see this? He's got a gun on me
241
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I am being kidnapped.
Really? We're in a police station and no one is seeing this?
242
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,294
So then what happened?
243
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:15,161
What do you thin? I woke up, I took the belt
off my neck and I got my car and I got out of there
244
00:20:15,161 --> 00:20:19,066
Talked about a wild weekend, huh?
-- I thought I was going to shoot my way out
245
00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:22,855
What are you gonna do though, you know?
Bar Mitzvah's.
246
00:20:24,227 --> 00:20:27,982
What the hell is this?
-- It's my car.
247
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:35,868
Detective Hoitz and Gamble
on that 5-18 on East 10th.
248
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,400
Negatory, Martin and Fossi.
Two minutes. Out.
249
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,862
We'll just see who's there first.
-- You stay out of our crime scene. You hear me?
250
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Go! Go! Go!
251
00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:49,785
Feel that Allen? Huh? That ting-a-ling in your balls,
big net of butterflies flying around in your stomach?
252
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Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?
-- I got something to keep you going
253
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Let's go do some damage!
254
00:21:00,355 --> 00:21:00,977
Nope
255
00:21:03,323 --> 00:21:07,176
What the hell is that?
-- LRB. Little River Band.
256
00:21:07,176 --> 00:21:09,670
This music makes me feel like I am going shopping for
training bra.
257
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:15,180
You know what? We go with no music, ok? Good bye.
-- No no
258
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You just signed your death warrant, Hoitz!
-- Allen, punch that accelerator or I'll shoot in you in the foot.
259
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America!
260
00:21:20,983 --> 00:21:26,693
Allen! The brake. Just slow the car down
261
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We're goingto the crime scene.
-- Yeah, yeah
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Dude!
-- It's a lot of cocaine.
263
00:21:39,059 --> 00:21:44,050
Did you yell 'America'
when you hit the accelerator?
264
00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:44,908
Nope. No.
265
00:21:44,908 --> 00:21:53,213
I never actually put my foot all the way down
to the ground with the accelerator like that
266
00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:55,422
You got me slightly aroused.
267
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:01,359
Here we go.
268
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,784
Way to put your stamp on the crime scene, guys
269
00:22:06,277 --> 00:22:08,276
A Prius huh?
-- Yeah. Yup.
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Good mileage?
-- Oh. Outstanding
271
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Did this come with a dental dam?
272
00:22:14,388 --> 00:22:16,414
Get it?
273
00:22:17,347 --> 00:22:21,958
... shit one of these last night
-- I don't know that they put tampons on wheels.
274
00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:27,235
They have their fun, huh?
-- Looks like Scarface sneezed on your car.
275
00:22:28,308 --> 00:22:32,507
All right, everybody. We need y'all to back up now. We're taking over
276
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"At the crime scene. LOL. "
-- Good tweet.
-- Yeah
277
00:22:35,877 --> 00:22:40,989
America was always been defined
by its excess.
278
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The Grand Canyon, professional
sports contracts ...
279
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Wendy's bacon and eggs, extra bacon.
280
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I myself have 18 Lamborghinis
281
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And a Subaru station wagon.
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And it's because of this excess that I have flourished,
I employ you.
283
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Please, do not stop profiting.
Live for excess.
284
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It's the American way.
285
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,132
Mr. Ershon, I believe this call is for you.
286
00:23:16,132 --> 00:23:24,767
This is David.
-- David, you're not returning my call, so I'd like you to
meet Roger Wesley ...
287
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:25,754
G'day, mate!
288
00:23:25,754 --> 00:23:31,060
Roger is gonna babysit you because I don't trust you.
Because I think you are going to take off
289
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:33,305
Pam, this is ridiculous, I'm not going anywhere.
290
00:23:33,305 --> 00:23:38,729
David, listen, The Lendl quarterly come out on the 26th.
You have until then to gove me my money.
291
00:23:38,729 --> 00:23:44,717
I am not reporting any losses, David.
-- I have zero debt on the new investor.
-- Then you get their money and get disappeared and pay us back.
292
00:23:44,951 --> 00:23:53,344
Yes, yes, I'll tell him he doesn't have to
keep watching me.
293
00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:55,197
So you're good to go.
294
00:23:55,197 --> 00:23:59,996
Heard everything, mate.
-- Ladies and gentlemen, guess, who gave me the secret to making ...
295
00:23:59,996 --> 00:24:02,308
my first billion dollars?
296
00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:07,452
That man.
-- Go.
297
00:24:07,452 --> 00:24:11,036
Go. To the side please.
298
00:24:11,036 --> 00:24:16,794
You don't think I'm a real cop, do you?
-- No, I don't. I've said that directly to your face numerous times.
I was really honest about that
299
00:24:16,794 --> 00:24:24,373
We are on a huge case. Allright?
Property owner. With 7 buildings under construction,
he hasn't applied for a single scaffolding permit
300
00:24:24,373 --> 00:24:29,019
Now, according to S Geeves, this Perv
is at Plaza Hotel speaking right now
301
00:24:29,019 --> 00:24:31,420
That's your big case?
Scaffolding permit?
302
00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:35,883
Yeah. Guess what. You're coming with me.
303
00:24:35,883 --> 00:24:38,286
That's a wooden gun.
304
00:24:38,286 --> 00:24:42,621
Ow, that hurts, man.
305
00:24:42,621 --> 00:24:48,819
I've always got Little River Band loaded.
I got 6 discs in here.
306
00:24:48,819 --> 00:24:53,551
Meet me outside at the backof the service entrance
307
00:24:53,551 --> 00:24:57,136
I am flying Air Singapore.
Hey Douglas, how's the wife?
308
00:24:57,136 --> 00:25:00,386
She died.
-- Attaboy! I'll be there in two minutes exactly.
309
00:25:00,386 --> 00:25:04,754
Another thing I hate:
You always pay in exact change
310
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,820
You're just mad because
I have a nice change purse
311
00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:09,822
Why do you even care?
-- How can I help it? You know what?
312
00:25:09,822 --> 00:25:13,418
You know what's worst? The way you fart.
Even your farts. They're not manly
313
00:25:13,418 --> 00:25:17,143
You're being ridiculous.
-- They sound like a baby blowing out the candles at a birthday cake
-- What?
314
00:25:17,143 --> 00:25:19,834
A little ... bzzz
-- You know what bugs me about you?
315
00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:25,263
What?
-- I'm pretty sure you've never voted
-- Oh I vote. Sports Regular AMA 80. Player of the week.
316
00:25:25,263 --> 00:25:28,925
You're like a child in a leather jacket. That's what you're like.
-- Get out of the way man
317
00:25:28,925 --> 00:25:30,986
Wait. Are you David Ershon?
318
00:25:30,986 --> 00:25:35,702
Yes, Sir David Ershon.
Doesn't matter. I am in a little bit of a rush
319
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:39,208
Gentlemen, if you don't mind. Thank you
-- Excuse me, but you are under arrest
320
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:42,269
Ok? You have the right to remain silent
321
00:25:42,269 --> 00:25:47,034
Anything you do or say can be used
um ... What 's the next part?
322
00:25:47,034 --> 00:25:50,606
As a floatation device
-- As a floatation device. Ah You know what?
323
00:25:50,606 --> 00:25:53,663
Very funny. I have
never apprehended anyone before.
324
00:25:53,663 --> 00:25:56,399
Really? Are you guys for real? Am I being punk'd?
325
00:25:56,399 --> 00:26:02,708
Detective Allen Gamble, we are in
a cocaine covered car and we're bring in a Perp...
326
00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,878
one David Ershon ...
-- 175 pounds
327
00:26:04,878 --> 00:26:06,929
175 pounds. Thank you
-- Shut up man! Shut up!
328
00:26:06,929 --> 00:26:10,341
Martin and Fossi are probably on Studio beach talking
to Shepard Smith right now ...
329
00:26:10,341 --> 00:26:13,296
We arrested this jerk-off
for a scaffolding permit
330
00:26:13,296 --> 00:26:18,142
W..wait, what am I being arrested for?
-- Scaffolding permit violation.
331
00:26:26,403 --> 00:26:29,491
I got my insurance card ...
-- Easy, mate.
332
00:26:29,491 --> 00:26:32,849
They re driving into us.
-- Stand over there. Wood.
333
00:26:34,223 --> 00:26:37,216
Couldn't see the car? It's big enough, mate?
-- What?
334
00:26:37,216 --> 00:26:40,030
Do not let this man take me.
-- ...
335
00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:43,439
Hi ..
-- Why is she looking at you like that?
336
00:26:43,439 --> 00:26:49,089
That's my car.
Hey, hey, hey. We didn't exchange .. insurance information
337
00:26:49,089 --> 00:26:53,021
Excuse me. Why did they take our shoes?
338
00:26:53,021 --> 00:26:56,492
What the hell just happened?
-- Where's my iPhone?
339
00:26:57,888 --> 00:27:00,428
I think we walked 30 blocks.
340
00:27:00,428 --> 00:27:05,967
I don't get why we can't just call the office
and have a squad car come pick us up?
341
00:27:05,967 --> 00:27:10,459
No, they took our shoes,
our guns and our car. There's no way this going out on the radio
342
00:27:10,459 --> 00:27:13,975
If we gonna do this together,
there are some issues we need to settle, ok?
343
00:27:13,975 --> 00:27:21,046
You said I had a weak chin, you said the way I peed in feminine.
How do you think that makes me feel? I mean,
344
00:27:21,046 --> 00:27:21,905
That list you have, you put a lot of thought in. It's weird.
345
00:27:23,844 --> 00:27:25,079
I hear you.
346
00:27:26,204 --> 00:27:29,254
Let's clean the slate right now. Fresh start
347
00:27:30,504 --> 00:27:34,104
Allright, fresh start.
348
00:27:34,104 --> 00:27:40,998
Maybe we should uh
call ourselves the Fabreeze Brothers, cause it's feeling so fresh right now
349
00:27:40,998 --> 00:27:46,361
Right?
-- Instead of a fresh start, I just wanna punch you in the face
350
00:27:46,361 --> 00:27:48,272
Fresh start
351
00:27:48,272 --> 00:27:54,271
It's the last one
-- I have to be able to express myself and say things you know
352
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:59,489
Hey folks, everyone listen up
-- Listen up!
353
00:27:59,489 --> 00:28:03,181
We got a high profile kidnapping.
David Ershon, wealthy banker.
354
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,863
Multinational team.
Maybe a sleeper cell, but it's too early to tell
355
00:28:06,863 --> 00:28:11,274
Hey, Double baggins, where are your shoes?
Your feet are black.
356
00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:16,381
Who cares? It's not important ok?
-- Hoitz, Gamble, Captain. Not good.
357
00:28:16,381 --> 00:28:20,506
Bye, guys.
-- Come on.
358
00:28:20,506 --> 00:28:26,930
This is Don Beaman, an attorney for Mr. Ershon.
Roger Wesley, head of his private security.
359
00:28:26,930 --> 00:28:28,749
Hey, How are you, son of a bitch?
-- Hey, hey, hey
360
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:32,960
Take it easy. That's the guy who took our guns, Captain
-- And my shoes.
361
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,437
Wait a minute, did you identify yourselves as police officeres?
-- What is this?
362
00:28:36,437 --> 00:28:39,239
Allen, tell me, did you?
-- No, we did not
363
00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:42,927
Sorry gentlemen, we thought
you were abducting Mr. Ershon
364
00:28:42,927 --> 00:28:47,164
It's only protocol.
-- Mr. Ershon has agreed to ...
365
00:28:47,164 --> 00:28:51,544
correct this scathlic situation. Case is closed.
- I've taken care all the necessary paperwork ...
366
00:28:51,544 --> 00:28:57,873
... and you fellas, this point, you just be glad that Mr. Ershon
is not pressing charges for an excessive use of force
367
00:28:57,873 --> 00:28:59,237
Thank you Captain
368
00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:03,321
Special Forces, right?
369
00:29:03,321 --> 00:29:08,130
Just watch your step, detective
There are three things I love in this world
370
00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:10,270
Kylie Minogue ...
371
00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:15,973
small dimples just above a woman's buttiocks
-- Beautiful features
372
00:29:15,973 --> 00:29:19,238
And the fear in the man's eye who knows that
I 'm about to hurt him
373
00:29:19,238 --> 00:29:23,177
Hey, shake your dicks. This pissing contest is over.
374
00:29:23,177 --> 00:29:25,259
Come on.
375
00:29:26,926 --> 00:29:35,340
All right, they return your shoes.
And they your weapons. Here you go, Terry.
376
00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:45,170
Allen, someone is nice enough to put lynseed oil on it. Some kind of stain on that.
Dark walnut or something. You may wanna think about dropping them a thank you note
377
00:29:45,170 --> 00:29:49,249
Ok, you're mad at us, huh, Gene?
-- First off, don't call me Gene
378
00:29:49,249 --> 00:29:50,683
I am your Captain
379
00:29:50,683 --> 00:29:55,634
Guys, do you remember the "be smart speech"?
-- Sure
380
00:29:55,634 --> 00:29:56,309
All right, what did you do?
381
00:29:56,309 --> 00:30:00,807
What did you do about it?
-- The opposie. We were not smart, Captain Gene.
382
00:30:00,807 --> 00:30:05,563
Just Captain. Just Captain.
It's not Captain Gene. I do not have a kitty show.
383
00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:07,802
Sounds creepy, Captain Gene
384
00:30:07,802 --> 00:30:12,132
Police mistakenly arrest investment
banker David Ershon.
385
00:30:12,132 --> 00:30:16,662
Was he a victim of financial profiling?
-- Financial profiling?
386
00:30:16,662 --> 00:30:19,649
That's crazy. He broke the law
and we arrested him.
387
00:30:19,649 --> 00:30:24,370
There wasn't a security tape.
He said, don't let these people take me
388
00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:26,795
I mean when you hear hooves,
you think horses not zebras.
389
00:30:26,795 --> 00:30:31,904
What about donkeys or deer? They have hooves
What about bovan creatures?
390
00:30:31,904 --> 00:30:36,936
Were you just thinking yourself a fresh start?
-- Yeah -- Yeah
391
00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:38,197
I could see it
392
00:30:38,197 --> 00:30:44,676
Listen, why don't we just go to my place, talk the case down,
we can have a little dinner and you can meet Sheila.
393
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:48,557
Two cops talking down the case while eating food, right? It is not dinner.
-- Fine
394
00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:52,803
And let me apologoze in advance ok?
In case my wife acts like a world-class bitch
395
00:30:52,803 --> 00:30:58,758
She is a big ol' broad and
she likes to wield it.
396
00:30:58,758 --> 00:31:03,938
Ok, so I put together a little bio, complete with pictures
of Mr David Ershon.
397
00:31:03,938 --> 00:31:10,836
I use uh Adobe Premier
I like to do a weekend editing
recently just cut 3 minutes out of Goodfellas
398
00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:15,167
David Ershon, is currently the CEO
of Ershon Consortium.
399
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:18,875
Who is that talking?
-- It's a frontline narration app. It's only 99 cents.
400
00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:24,263
Ershon Consortium's current
financial investment exceeds $70 billion
401
00:31:22,961 --> 00:31:26,229
It's largest clients includes Schering Plough and
Lendl Global.
402
00:31:26,229 --> 00:31:28,704
Lendl Global has those TV ads and I can't
figure out what they are doing
403
00:31:28,704 --> 00:31:31,919
Oil, media, healthcare ...
You probably heard their jingle
404
00:31:31,919 --> 00:31:35,044
Lendl Global with everything ...
405
00:31:35,044 --> 00:31:40,046
David Ershon is often found in the company of
Judge Scalia and the lead singer of Maroon 5.
406
00:31:40,046 --> 00:31:43,849
I mean this guy can be connected to
drug cartels. Or black market organ sales
407
00:31:43,849 --> 00:31:46,940
Human trafficking, all of it
-- How do you get that from anything I just said?
408
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:49,652
Hey guys, the soup is on.
-- What do you mean?
409
00:31:51,946 --> 00:31:56,566
Hi ..
-- Hi
-- You must be Terry. I'm sorry I've been hiding honey
410
00:31:56,566 --> 00:32:02,519
... but this dinner was tricky.
-- Who are you?
-- I'm Dr. Sheila Gamble, his wife.
411
00:32:02,519 --> 00:32:05,563
Come on, seriously, who is that?
-- His old lady.
-- Sweetie
412
00:32:05,563 --> 00:32:07,125
It's a workstation
413
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:13,358
-- Got it
-- You come in here dressed like a hobo is just distracting
-- I know you are working. I am so sorry
414
00:32:13,358 --> 00:32:15,279
Come on, seriously.
415
00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:19,517
Who is that?
-- That's the old ball and chain
416
00:32:19,517 --> 00:32:22,694
Get over here.
417
00:32:22,694 --> 00:32:24,333
Not right now.
- Ok
418
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:28,422
Look, they're not all first round pick ok?
-- Come on, you're gonna tell me who that is?
419
00:32:28,422 --> 00:32:30,797
Are you really Allen's wife?
420
00:32:30,797 --> 00:32:35,711
Umm I know, people are shocked.
Because he is Episcopalian and I am Catholic ...
421
00:32:35,711 --> 00:32:40,323
but, somehow it works.
-- Are you gonna change?
422
00:32:42,347 --> 00:32:44,572
I already did.
-- It's no big deal. You look really really nice
423
00:32:44,572 --> 00:32:48,366
Terry, you don't have to be polite.
She looks kind of shitty.
424
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,093
Don't speak to her like that, Allen.
425
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:53,687
Look, If I put that into my Cosmo questionnaire,
you got a D-
426
00:32:53,687 --> 00:32:58,218
Allen and his abs. He loves them.
You know he has designed three of his own?
427
00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:00,362
One of them, can I tell?
428
00:33:00,362 --> 00:33:06,069
Take a picture of anybody's face and I'll tell you
how the back of his head looks like.
429
00:33:06,069 --> 00:33:09,302
Face back.
-- I get some horrible reviews coiming out of the Gate.
430
00:33:09,302 --> 00:33:11,983
It's gonna hit
-- It's gonna catch
-- Why are you with Allen?
431
00:33:11,983 --> 00:33:14,939
I mean .. That is not what I meant ...
432
00:33:14,939 --> 00:33:19,690
How did you guys meet?
-- It's a really typical how we met story, Terry.
433
00:33:19,690 --> 00:33:21,913
You'd be bored by it
-- I was a dancer for the Knicks ...
434
00:33:21,913 --> 00:33:24,450
while finishing my residency at
Columbia Hospital
435
00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:28,161
Allen came in to the ER
with poison ivy on his rectum.
-- Yes
436
00:33:28,161 --> 00:33:31,187
Needless to say, I fell for him immediately
437
00:33:31,187 --> 00:33:36,175
It's funny .. It's like a scene from that one movie,
I always forget the name. With Meg Ryan.
438
00:33:36,175 --> 00:33:39,663
I don't remember a movie where Meg Ryan
met a guy with poison ivy on his ass.
439
00:33:39,663 --> 00:33:43,354
I'll think of it
-- So what about you, Terry?
440
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:45,684
Do you have a girl?
-- I did, yes.
441
00:33:45,684 --> 00:33:48,520
We almost got married but she backed out.
It's complicated.
442
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,728
Terry shot Derek Jeter.
-- Shut up, Allen. This was before.
443
00:33:51,728 --> 00:33:55,211
That's okay.
-- She's Got Mail, that's the name of the movie.
-- That's it
444
00:33:55,211 --> 00:33:59,982
With Tom Hanks? -- And Meg Ryan
-- Hi didn't have poison ivy up his ass.
445
00:33:59,982 --> 00:34:02,762
Yes, he did
-- Way up there.
446
00:34:02,762 --> 00:34:08,070
Well Terry, can't thank you enough for coming by.
What a wonderful lovely evening, thank you.
447
00:34:08,070 --> 00:34:11,418
It was so so nice meeting today
-- My pleasure. Thank you.
448
00:34:11,418 --> 00:34:15,668
And remember, all I ask of you is
don't let him get hurt, Terry.
449
00:34:15,668 --> 00:34:17,568
She tells me that everyday before I leave.
450
00:34:17,568 --> 00:34:21,554
I do, we come downstairs and make
him his fresh cut strawberries
451
00:34:21,554 --> 00:34:25,660
And I say: Listen my little sugar bowls,
whatever you do today, you just don't get hurt
452
00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:29,276
Every morning.
-- Then I show him my breasts and I say:
453
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:32,244
These are waiting for you when you get back home
454
00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:35,059
You know Terry, they are not the biggest breasts I've ever seen, but ...
455
00:34:35,059 --> 00:34:40,362
They are perky, and they are firm and they are yours.
-- You're a nice lady
456
00:34:40,362 --> 00:34:47,416
Thank you for coming.
-- Detective Hoitz and Gamble. Detective Hoitz and Gamble. Over
457
00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:52,438
We've found your Red Prius.
It's trying to vote for Ralph Nader
458
00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:54,261
Come on.
-- Hey sugar bowls, listen up!
459
00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:58,817
There'gonna be fingerprints in that car. And tomorrow,
we 're gonna run those fingerprints through the system
460
00:34:58,817 --> 00:35:02,650
If we get a hit .. this case is gonna heat up faster
yan a junkie spoon
461
00:35:02,650 --> 00:35:06,511
You do one thing when you wake up tomorrow ... bring it.
Thank you, Sheila.
462
00:35:06,511 --> 00:35:09,280
He'll bring it. Good night.
-- Good night
463
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,826
Thank you, Sheila.
-- Bye, Terry
464
00:35:11,826 --> 00:35:12,808
Bye, Sheila.
465
00:35:12,808 --> 00:35:14,908
I will never forget tonight.
-- Bye, Terry.
466
00:35:14,908 --> 00:35:17,534
Whatever, go inside.
Bye, Sheila.
467
00:35:17,534 --> 00:35:18,628
Bye.
-- I see you, Terry.
468
00:35:18,628 --> 00:35:26,309
Bye, Sheila
-- I do not know if he heard me.
Bye, Terry.
469
00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:29,311
Bye, Sheila
470
00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:35,759
Well, here she is.
They left her under an overpass for the night
471
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:40,673
Did you find anything?
-- Yeah, we found a lot of stuff
472
00:35:40,673 --> 00:35:46,767
From bodily fluids and hair samples, we determined that
a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
473
00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:51,858
Oh God.
-- Yeah, you know whattaht's called when they do that in there?
It's called a soup kitchen.
474
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,479
It's pretty rough stuff
475
00:35:53,832 --> 00:35:59,070
Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along,
and gave birth on the floor.
476
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:00,506
What about fingerprints? You find any fingerprints?
477
00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:03,664
No, couldn't get a one.
-- Found a cellphone
-- Yeah
478
00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:07,552
that's mine
-- Any sign of a struggle or ... ?
479
00:36:07,552 --> 00:36:14,688
No, believe me, everybody who was in on this orgy was more than willing.
In fact, they left you a note here .. Thanks for the F-shack
480
00:36:14,688 --> 00:36:16,874
Love, dirty Mike and the boys
481
00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:24,704
Here's something we found. We found about a dozen unscratched lottery tickets
No fingerprints no nothing. You want to check that out
482
00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:28,769
It's a real shame you know. I got myself a Prius.
It's a hell of a machine
483
00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:29,942
It's my first brand new car
484
00:36:29,942 --> 00:36:31,697
I never owned a new car
485
00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:35,706
Watch out, in the back there is was a baby mouse and a
used condom. Really gross
486
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:39,601
I have a free ticket
487
00:36:39,601 --> 00:36:42,853
What are we gonna do? We got no fingerprints ...
488
00:36:42,853 --> 00:36:47,758
a bunch of losing lottery tickets ...
-- Look at this, there was a two minute phone call made after we were jumped.
489
00:36:47,758 --> 00:36:51,759
They used your phone?
-- A ghost dialled. Somebody sat on it
490
00:36:51,759 --> 00:36:54,018
Could've recorded some of the conversation when Ershon got grabbed
491
00:36:54,018 --> 00:36:55,715
We can hear the other side
of that call.
492
00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:59,097
No, it's nothing.
-- Nothing?
493
00:36:59,135 --> 00:37:02,121
It's Nothing! It's Nothing
-- It's the only thing we have
Why did you just get super jumpy?
494
00:37:02,121 --> 00:37:05,278
What?
- It is an ex-girlfriend, ok?
495
00:37:05,278 --> 00:37:10,341
What's the matter? What happened with you guys?
- She was just a bit of a handful. That's it
496
00:37:10,304 --> 00:37:13,515
Xie xie.
- Here you go
497
00:37:15,293 --> 00:37:19,159
Allen. The only lead we have, we have to go with this or
we walk away from this case right now
498
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:21,744
Fine. Let's go see her.
499
00:37:30,886 --> 00:37:37,810
Hello, Christineth.
-- Hello, Allen.
500
00:37:37,810 --> 00:37:42,603
This is my partner, Terry.
-- Hi, Terry.
501
00:37:42,603 --> 00:37:47,020
Shit
- Take it easy.
502
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:51,398
I waited for you in Tower Record for
four hours
503
00:37:51,398 --> 00:37:53,779
That was 13 years ago
504
00:37:56,417 --> 00:38:02,405
Arnold Palmer alert. Arnold Palmer alert
Who wants some Arnie Palmie?
505
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:07,341
Sweetie, this one is the vodka right here
-- Hal, just please sit down please
506
00:38:07,341 --> 00:38:20,117
Allrighty.
- I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with anyone since.
507
00:38:20,117 --> 00:38:21,322
No.
508
00:38:21,322 --> 00:38:24,082
Christineth, it's your husband, it's awkward
-- No, he knows
509
00:38:24,082 --> 00:38:27,328
You're a lucky dog.
- It's true
510
00:38:27,328 --> 00:38:34,948
Christina, this is a lovely house.
- It's Christineth, are you stupid or are you deaf?
511
00:38:34,948 --> 00:38:42,523
Christineth! You idiot! You come to our house,
You get my wife's name right!
512
00:38:42,523 --> 00:38:46,540
What?
- Christineth!
Look, we really appreciate the hospitality ...
513
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:52,740
and we would love to just get the message off your cellphone,
we believe it might give us an information regarding a kidnapping
514
00:38:52,740 --> 00:39:02,773
Ok, Why don't you come to the kitchen and I will let you listen to it,
and everyone else stay here.
515
00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:05,422
OK, sweetie
-- Come on.
516
00:39:09,671 --> 00:39:11,648
Oh, there is my phone
- Great, thank you ...
517
00:39:12,979 --> 00:39:18,941
I hate you. Son of a bitch!
518
00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:27,996
What did I ever do? I hate you! I hate you!
You're so adorable, look at your face ...
519
00:39:27,996 --> 00:39:34,502
Look at your face. You go: I love you. Say it!
I love you, Chirtineth
520
00:39:38,117 --> 00:39:42,155
You probably think because of the beard that
I'm really hairy.
521
00:39:42,155 --> 00:39:43,061
But that's not me.
522
00:39:43,919 --> 00:39:50,116
But uh, I'm not. Shaved.
-- Allen!
523
00:39:54,349 --> 00:39:59,216
Allen! Allen! This police evidence,
Terry, let's go!
524
00:39:59,216 --> 00:40:02,816
Hey! You get back here.
You make out my wife.
- Allen!
525
00:40:04,934 --> 00:40:06,678
I don't get it man.
526
00:40:06,678 --> 00:40:10,215
I just do not get it.
I mean that girl was Christineth was seriously hot
527
00:40:10,215 --> 00:40:12,045
Your wife is crazy hot
528
00:40:12,045 --> 00:40:16,881
I mean even that Brazilian security chick, she was ...
I mean what is it with you and hot ladies?
529
00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:20,469
First off, my wife is cute, she's not hot
530
00:40:20,469 --> 00:40:26,383
Dude, you're insane, your wife is scolding hot.
-- Do you want to listen to this message or not?
531
00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:29,798
Whatever
- You got one job mate, find a sucker ...
532
00:40:29,798 --> 00:40:32,933
to invest with you so you can pay my boss back
the money you lost.
533
00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:36,990
I don't care who, I actually think I found a sucker
534
00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:38,633
They are talking to Ershon.
-- To invest 32 billion
535
00:40:38,633 --> 00:40:43,303
Who's got 32 billion dollars to rob?
-- Once I got the money, I'll falsify the records ...
536
00:40:43,303 --> 00:40:45,955
to show a massive losses then
you pay your employer
537
00:40:46,674 --> 00:40:49,538
Now, since you're following me,
I need to go to 2300 Park Avenue
538
00:40:49,538 --> 00:40:53,086
.. and after that 400 .. [disconnected]
-- I told you it wasn't a security team.
539
00:40:53,086 --> 00:40:56,260
He was being abducted.
- Obviously, but what kind of ...
540
00:40:56,260 --> 00:41:01,407
Nobody leaves the house, without making love to my wife!
- Holy shit! Let's go! - Yeah. He come out of nowhere.
541
00:41:01,407 --> 00:41:05,912
That was 20 miles
-- You get back here!
542
00:41:13,703 --> 00:41:17,013
2300 Park Avenue.
The offices of the lottery.
543
00:41:17,013 --> 00:41:20,348
Holy shit! The lottery tickets we found.
544
00:41:20,348 --> 00:41:24,638
Ershon is using the lottery money
to cover his losses. 32 billion dollars
545
00:41:24,638 --> 00:41:27,144
That 's the state's money
-- What do we tell Mauch?
546
00:41:27,144 --> 00:41:31,425
The guy lost his money. We have a sctechy cellphone message
and an address. We're still half a case.
547
00:41:31,646 --> 00:41:36,776
There's got to be some sort of papertrail
If we find that, we can track it. Then we can go Mauch.
548
00:41:36,776 --> 00:41:43,455
So, I did some more research on Ershon's accounting firm,
and I found some pretty interesting stuff.
549
00:41:43,455 --> 00:41:49,246
It turns out that Gretchel and Dawson has ...
Hold on, I am up ...
550
00:42:16,268 --> 00:42:22,467
Gretchel and Dawson accounting firm
in Fairlawn, New Jersey has only one client, David Ershon
551
00:42:22,467 --> 00:42:25,426
Pretty rinky dink operation for a guy like that.
552
00:42:25,426 --> 00:42:29,797
Let's go to New Jersy and visit an accounting firm.
That's a shitty day.
553
00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:59,600
Do you have fun singing those songs? they are really depressing.
- I do, they are full of rich history.
554
00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:04,631
Damn it! I'm late, I'm supposed to call my lady
- I though you said you guys split up?
555
00:43:04,631 --> 00:43:09,511
Let's just keep our thing about work, OK?
-- Allright, Good bye buddy.
556
00:43:09,511 --> 00:43:10,853
Get off of me, man
557
00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:36,844
What the hell are you doing?
- Dancing Terry, what the hell are you doing here?
- I love you, Francine.
558
00:43:36,844 --> 00:43:41,165
If you were with me, you wouldn't be here in
this strip club, shaking it for dollar bills
559
00:43:41,165 --> 00:43:46,289
This is a ballet studio, Terry, OK?
These poles are horizontal.
560
00:43:46,289 --> 00:43:49,487
He loves you very much, Francine.
- Who is this guy?
561
00:43:49,487 --> 00:43:52,536
What are you doing here, Allen?
- The code. I'm your partner.
562
00:43:52,536 --> 00:43:55,672
I am here to support a friend
and a work colleague
563
00:43:55,672 --> 00:43:58,533
Francine, is this guy bothering you?
-- Who's this? Your new boyfriend?
564
00:43:58,533 --> 00:44:03,462
Great! You got a new boyfriend.
-- He is my dance partner, Terry.
565
00:44:03,462 --> 00:44:08,254
Ok, I know that this is a big surprise but there are
other things in the world besides being a cop
566
00:44:08,254 --> 00:44:16,290
Ok? And if you will excuse me. I'm gonna dance
-- You don't think I can not do this shit? Huh?
567
00:44:28,652 --> 00:44:34,380
That was surprisingly good, Terry.
-- I love you, Francine.
568
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:37,936
You do not know what love is.
-- He loves you very much, Francine.
569
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:40,109
I heard it when he said it, thank you.
570
00:44:40,109 --> 00:44:43,704
You know what you're doing to me? you're killing me inside,
and go light on me man
571
00:44:43,704 --> 00:44:46,681
You run around like a crack dealing drug addicts.
- Terry!
572
00:44:46,681 --> 00:44:53,337
He's right! It's not a proof of your behavior.
-- Can you please go? And you too creepy guy, standing in the door?
573
00:44:55,738 --> 00:44:57,871
Let's go Allen
574
00:44:57,871 --> 00:45:01,667
I think we all experienced
our own ballet today.
575
00:45:01,667 --> 00:45:05,071
A ballet of emotion, feelings.
-- You're kind of making things worse.
576
00:45:14,139 --> 00:45:19,090
Are you ok?
-- Yeah, I'm fine
577
00:45:19,090 --> 00:45:22,878
See, I didn't knew you could dance.
578
00:45:22,878 --> 00:45:26,815
We used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys
when we were kids. Show them how queer they were. Ok?
579
00:45:28,949 --> 00:45:34,700
You learn to dance like that sarcastically?
-- Yeah, I guess. Stay out of my personal life, OK? The kid fly is private
580
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:38,087
Stay focus on the case, man
See you in Jersey tomorrow
581
00:45:38,087 --> 00:45:43,808
Allright, Terry. Hey, That was liberating for me.
I do not know how it felt for you.
582
00:46:06,387 --> 00:46:10,034
Here. Check this out.
An article from six months ago.
583
00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:15,064
It's talking about how the lottery is looking to
invest their 32 billion dollar fund more aggressively
584
00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:19,902
So he's dealing drugs?
-- No! It's not drugs. This isn't Miami Vice.
585
00:46:23,061 --> 00:46:29,183
Hey, I got you a gift.
I just saw something and I though of you and so
586
00:46:29,183 --> 00:46:31,299
I do not want it to be weird, I just want it to be nice.
587
00:46:31,299 --> 00:46:34,783
Of course it's weird, it's a grown man
giving another man a present.
588
00:46:36,674 --> 00:46:38,066
Here we go.
Open it up
589
00:46:38,066 --> 00:46:40,704
It's Ok, you're welcome
590
00:46:40,704 --> 00:46:44,812
I like to do things like that.
Take a look what it says.
591
00:46:44,812 --> 00:46:50,513
F.B.I: Female Body Inspector.
592
00:46:53,878 --> 00:47:00,539
You know, because we are both in law enforcement,
we both like women, but I got a weird sense of humor.
593
00:47:00,539 --> 00:47:04,776
I'm a sick puppy. I can't look at it
It makes me laugh so hard
594
00:47:04,776 --> 00:47:06,998
Me too.
595
00:47:09,487 --> 00:47:11,169
Real nice, you know it's all class.
596
00:47:13,814 --> 00:47:17,059
Ok.
- Don't do that shit anymore
- Yeah. Believe me I won't
597
00:47:17,059 --> 00:47:19,901
Do you understand what so funny about it though?
598
00:47:22,311 --> 00:47:26,813
Because it's the F.B.I., right? It has the same logo,
the same shield and at first glance you're like, oh, ...
599
00:47:26,813 --> 00:47:33,637
It's just a mug that says FBI but at the second glance, you're like,
Female Body Inspector?
600
00:47:33,637 --> 00:47:37,371
Get out of town. This is outrageous.
- Shut up!
601
00:47:49,287 --> 00:47:58,279
I am gonna climb over that anger wall of yours one of these days
and it is gonna be boys
602
00:47:58,279 --> 00:48:03,490
Shouldn't we tell Mauch, that uh we are checking this place out?
-- For what? We're just going to check it out
603
00:48:03,490 --> 00:48:07,396
No, but it's procedure.
-- Terry answers to no one
604
00:48:07,396 --> 00:48:09,570
I do what I do.
605
00:48:09,570 --> 00:48:14,671
What accounting firm is closed
at 11 am on a Tuesday?
606
00:48:14,671 --> 00:48:15,896
This is a shithole
607
00:48:22,712 --> 00:48:26,231
I love bombs.
- I can't hear
608
00:48:29,801 --> 00:48:32,152
There are blood blisters on my hands.
609
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:37,833
Oh God, How do they walk away in movies without fuzzy
with an explosion behid them? No way!
610
00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:39,797
Cop's bullshit. All that
611
00:48:39,797 --> 00:48:45,402
When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of
the Death Star, it was followed by explosion ...
612
00:48:45,402 --> 00:48:51,008
That was bullshit.
-- Don't you dare badmouth Star Wars. That was all accurate.
613
00:48:51,008 --> 00:48:57,346
I need an MRI
I have got soft tissue damage.
614
00:48:57,346 --> 00:49:00,191
There's no way I don't have soft tissue damage
615
00:49:00,191 --> 00:49:03,975
I just want to go somewhere
and breastfeed right now.
616
00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:10,591
Firemen thouth it was a gas leak, but no way!
It was timed!
617
00:49:10,591 --> 00:49:15,050
They don't want to kill us but they want to scare us.
-- O yeah, well, they succeeded, ok?
618
00:49:15,050 --> 00:49:16,938
I'm tired of this.
619
00:49:16,938 --> 00:49:22,572
Right? I am tired of explosions and people pointing guns at me.
I want to go back to my desk.
620
00:49:22,572 --> 00:49:26,841
Guess what? Life gets loud sometimes
and messes with your ears.
621
00:49:26,841 --> 00:49:29,305
You can't escape it by hiding in your desk your whole life
622
00:49:29,305 --> 00:49:34,721
You know what? Yes, you can. I've done it for years.
Ok? There is no explosions at my desk.
623
00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:40,059
There is no explosions at my home with my plain wife
in my plain house.
624
00:49:41,749 --> 00:49:43,850
What are you afraid of man?
625
00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:48,065
I'm your partner.
You can tell me. What the hell are you hiding from?
626
00:49:49,762 --> 00:49:52,527
I was a sophomore in college.
627
00:49:52,527 --> 00:49:57,927
University I went to decided they needed
to raise tuition
628
00:49:57,927 --> 00:50:07,001
A classmate of mine, Brenda, in effort to raise money, and
stay in school came up with a nifty plan ..
629
00:50:07,001 --> 00:50:10,455
where she thought she dates guys and
charge them money
630
00:50:10,455 --> 00:50:13,248
I go out all the time with the whole bunch of you know boys.
631
00:50:13,248 --> 00:50:17,855
And I kinda need somebody to help me out
Like, you know, My partner in crime.
632
00:50:17,855 --> 00:50:22,256
Yeah, I can make a schedule
-- Yeah yeah yeah, that what I was thinking
633
00:50:22,256 --> 00:50:23,634
Transportation services
634
00:50:23,634 --> 00:50:29,182
Yeah. yeah. We'd be a good friend
-- Thanks so much.
-- She said she needed my help to make sure the dates went ok
635
00:50:29,182 --> 00:50:32,587
That the guys paid her.
She said she'd give me a percentage
636
00:50:32,587 --> 00:50:36,068
Oh my god, you were a pimp.
-- What? God, No.
637
00:50:36,068 --> 00:50:37,957
No, just trying to help a friend
638
00:50:37,957 --> 00:50:40,151
We started making a lot of money.
639
00:50:43,106 --> 00:50:46,849
Before you know it, some of Brenda's girlfriends
decided they wanted to be a part of it
640
00:50:48,209 --> 00:50:52,011
Pretty soom, there were about 14 ladies that I was protecting
while they gave me money.
641
00:50:52,011 --> 00:50:54,333
That's called the stable horse
642
00:50:55,079 --> 00:50:56,509
They decided I shoudnt use my real name
643
00:50:56,509 --> 00:51:01,481
So we came up with the name Gator
-- I'm telling you, you were a pimp.
644
00:51:01,481 --> 00:51:03,893
No, are you even listening to the story?
645
00:51:05,335 --> 00:51:10,577
Anyway, one day I wake up and I look in the mirror
and I don't like what I see
646
00:51:10,577 --> 00:51:16,663
I mean, I have gotten out of control
and I didn't even realize that
647
00:51:16,663 --> 00:51:18,748
You can't have a conscience in the pimp game
648
00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:26,146
One night, two of my favorite girls, Candy and Jolene,
said, We got to take you in, they dropped me off to the Emergency Room...
649
00:51:26,146 --> 00:51:28,468
... that's where I met Sheila, I was a mess.
650
00:51:28,468 --> 00:51:32,553
I made a promise to myself and to her, that I
would never get out of control again ...
651
00:51:34,194 --> 00:51:38,325
So soon as I graduate from College, I became
an accountant for the police department
652
00:51:38,325 --> 00:51:41,427
The most stable job I could think of
653
00:51:41,427 --> 00:51:46,463
An accountant for law and order.
654
00:51:46,463 --> 00:51:51,349
I just don't want to ever
feel out of control like that ever again
655
00:51:51,349 --> 00:51:54,769
Don't worry. I got your back
656
00:51:54,769 --> 00:51:59,887
I say we get Ershon grilled and see if he cracks
I'm tired of all this tippy toeing aroung
657
00:51:59,887 --> 00:52:00,639
Ok
658
00:52:02,344 --> 00:52:06,431
You can either walk the plan or take your panties off.
The choice is yours
659
00:52:06,431 --> 00:52:14,878
You want to take my panties off?
-- You made a wise choice
-- Mr. Ershon, detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek Jeter are here.
660
00:52:14,878 --> 00:52:17,415
Gentlemen, please
661
00:52:17,415 --> 00:52:18,652
Remember us, hot shot?
662
00:52:18,652 --> 00:52:20,972
Of course I do, please sit
663
00:52:20,972 --> 00:52:23,642
[There she blows ...]
664
00:52:25,359 --> 00:52:28,153
Two of those ... water please
No lime wedges, just cucumber
665
00:52:28,153 --> 00:52:31,482
Guess where we just came from?
An explosion at your accounting office.
666
00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:38,086
It's an awful gas leak
-- Gas leak? The only gas leak is the one coming out of your mouth right now
667
00:52:38,086 --> 00:52:42,940
I just thank God no one was hurt,
or injured in a bad way.
668
00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:49,278
I absolutely appal death
-- Hey Andrew Lloyd Webber, the jig is up, Ok?
669
00:52:49,278 --> 00:52:54,219
You know there wasn't any security team that grabbed you,
we know you're targetting a big fish to cover losses
670
00:52:54,219 --> 00:52:56,801
You talk or I beat you so we don't show no bruises
671
00:52:56,801 --> 00:52:58,331
God, this water is good.
672
00:52:58,331 --> 00:52:59,550
Terry, have you tried the water?
673
00:52:59,550 --> 00:53:00,656
Shut up, Allen.
674
00:53:00,656 --> 00:53:05,028
I assure you, I have no idea what you're talking about.
675
00:53:05,028 --> 00:53:08,300
I understand there's a bit of a mixed-up with
the whole scaffolding business
676
00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:15,456
The cucumber accents the water in
such a way that ...
677
00:53:15,456 --> 00:53:22,277
Perhaps, by a way of apology, I can offer you
my personal court side seat for the Knicks game with ...
678
00:53:22,277 --> 00:53:23,831
... access to the Ambassador club
679
00:53:26,509 --> 00:53:32,817
Come on, Knicks! Come on! I got Knicks' fever.
Catch him
680
00:53:32,817 --> 00:53:38,601
Hey, it feels weird sitting here. Feels like it is a bribe.
-- It is a bribe
681
00:53:38,601 --> 00:53:41,506
Son of a bitch! That's a court side and I went blind
682
00:53:41,506 --> 00:53:45,245
Come on!
-- Call me!
683
00:53:47,426 --> 00:53:49,221
That was a trick!
- No more.
684
00:53:49,221 --> 00:53:55,318
Gentlemen, you have a choice,
Mamma mia or Jersey boys ...
685
00:54:00,579 --> 00:54:01,932
Fantastic! Unbelievable!
686
00:54:07,171 --> 00:54:08,342
Damn it! He did it again.
687
00:54:10,867 --> 00:54:17,422
No more tickets!
-- Sorry sir, I ried to keep them in the waiting room.
-- That's Ok, Susan, uh, two glacier water with Mediterranian lime ...
688
00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:21,022
No no, No more water! We're not here for that
-- I was very much looking forward to having the water.
689
00:54:21,022 --> 00:54:23,731
How great is Jersey Boys?
-- It's not great.
690
00:54:23,731 --> 00:54:27,371
It's fantastic.
You totally undersold it
691
00:54:27,371 --> 00:54:30,355
The pageantry, the costumes.
Wow! What a musical
692
00:54:30,355 --> 00:54:32,735
Hey, get over here
693
00:54:35,348 --> 00:54:35,348
What's wrong with you? It's not what we're here for
694
00:54:35,348 --> 00:54:38,729
We are gonna do good cop, bad cop.
695
00:54:38,729 --> 00:54:42,697
Ok? The oldest game in the book for a reason. It works.
696
00:54:42,697 --> 00:54:44,571
I'd come strong and you come in
697
00:54:44,571 --> 00:54:48,113
I'm strong and you come in, Got it?
- Got it
698
00:54:48,113 --> 00:54:52,504
Hey you listen to me, you piece of shit.
It's just you and me, and I'm gonna rip you apart
699
00:54:52,504 --> 00:54:57,312
How did you cover your losses, huh?
What drug cartel are you working with now?
700
00:54:57,312 --> 00:55:00,466
Ok, wait wait .. I'll talk to you. You're reasonable.
-- No no. Look at me!
701
00:55:00,466 --> 00:55:02,442
Yup, You want to talk to me?
702
00:55:04,312 --> 00:55:05,230
Allen, What are you doing?
703
00:55:05,230 --> 00:55:10,488
I'm gonna make you a plate of human shit
704
00:55:10,488 --> 00:55:12,228
Get away from me.
705
00:55:21,581 --> 00:55:23,363
Look, I'm really sorry about that. I just uh ...
706
00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:29,422
I saw how aggressive you were being and I thought,
Wow, I gotta go even bigger than that, since
707
00:55:29,422 --> 00:55:30,748
we are doing bad cop, bad cop
708
00:55:30,748 --> 00:55:33,831
What? No, I said good cop,
bad cop.
709
00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:37,372
I'm the bad cop, you're the good cop
-- Ok, then there it is
710
00:55:37,372 --> 00:55:40,420
I thought you said
bad cop, bad cop.
711
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:43,126
While you were going crazy,
look what I snatched from his desk.
712
00:55:43,126 --> 00:55:46,152
I think it's his phone sheet
-- Oh nice!
713
00:55:46,152 --> 00:55:48,433
Seven calls to
the lottery office
714
00:55:48,433 --> 00:55:50,181
That would be the evidence
we need for Mauch
-- Yeah
715
00:55:52,102 --> 00:55:55,794
Get back!, Colombian drug lords.
-- Where are you getting that from?
716
00:56:07,836 --> 00:56:10,109
Can you imagine where you'de be in your career
if you hadn't shot Jeter?
717
00:56:11,420 --> 00:56:11,420
Move!
718
00:56:18,102 --> 00:56:20,923
We call this in, right?
-- Looks like we got all the evidence we need.
719
00:56:20,923 --> 00:56:22,587
I'm sorry, my butterfly.
720
00:56:24,388 --> 00:56:27,552
Load them up and send them back to ...
721
00:56:36,089 --> 00:56:41,053
Shit!
-- What? -- What do you mean what?
722
00:56:41,053 --> 00:56:42,350
Where are we?
723
00:56:42,350 --> 00:56:45,158
We are in the high desert.
724
00:56:45,158 --> 00:56:48,974
They took my shoes again man
What the hell is it with taking shoes?
725
00:56:48,974 --> 00:56:50,508
They took your wooden gun?
-- Yeah
726
00:56:56,785 --> 00:57:00,860
Hello!
-- Hello, Gene ... I mean .. Captain,
Captain, it's Allen Gamble.
727
00:57:00,860 --> 00:57:03,017
Yeah yeah, where are you?
What's going on?
728
00:57:03,017 --> 00:57:06,824
Captain, it's a long story but I am just gonna cut to the chase
We are in Las Vegas.
729
00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:11,131
All right, we wre, we were kidnapped, put on a freight train
and shipped out here
730
00:57:11,131 --> 00:57:15,234
Let me just stop you right there. Don't bullshit me.
-- Captain, I am being straight with you. Look.
731
00:57:15,234 --> 00:57:20,411
We think something is going on, ok? We think Ershon
is targetting the lottery to cover his losses
732
00:57:20,411 --> 00:57:26,269
How many times that I explicitly say to you:
Lay off Ershon
733
00:57:26,269 --> 00:57:29,629
Terry, Captain wants to know how many times
he asked us to lay off Ershon
734
00:57:29,629 --> 00:57:33,492
Twice.
-- Twice. Terry says twice. I agree.
735
00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:34,532
I'm hanging up. I am done.
736
00:57:39,057 --> 00:57:44,215
I got to tell you I am starting for get a hand to that ... a taste for that pie girl
737
00:57:44,215 --> 00:57:51,479
Martin and Fossi, super cops.
-- In three, two, ... We busted that junkie ...
- Uh huh
738
00:57:51,479 --> 00:57:57,920
Got back 74,000 diamonds. 74,000.
-- Boom -- Solved the Castian case
739
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:05,648
74,000? Dollars? That's all they took? There is millions of dollars of diamond in there
-- How about this?How about you shut your face
740
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:10,434
All right? Just shut it
-- Hoitz. Gamble. Captain's looking for you.
741
00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:16,478
Captain? -- Yeah?
-- Is it a bad time? -- No
742
00:58:16,478 --> 00:58:20,371
Come on, come on
-- Not me right? -- Yes, and you
743
00:58:20,371 --> 00:58:26,006
Fellas, I'm sure you're uh familiar with the
venerable DA Radford, he come sto pay us some visit
744
00:58:26,006 --> 00:58:30,198
Hello gentlemen. -- Hello sir
-- Hey -- You know I was talking to Gene here
745
00:58:30,314 --> 00:58:35,440
He prefers Captain.
-- Yes, I was talking to Gene here and you know what's funny?
746
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:41,599
I don't know what you two have been up to,
but I've been getting calls from people I don't ever get called from
747
00:58:41,599 --> 00:58:47,238
In 40 years, I've been enforcing the law, I've learnt one thing.
When that happens. Stop.
748
00:58:47,238 --> 00:58:51,731
Gene, how's the family?
-- Good, Louis. Thanks for asking
749
00:58:51,614 --> 00:58:53,400
My son is bisexual.
-- Tremendous
750
00:58:55,553 --> 00:59:00,473
Gentlemen, do we understand each other?
Cut the crap
751
00:59:00,473 --> 00:59:09,737
Will do.
-- That guy never comes down here.
20 years, I think I've seen that guy only one time
752
00:59:09,737 --> 00:59:13,186
He is a headway cap, that guy
-- He was sitting right here.
753
00:59:13,186 --> 00:59:19,719
Yeah. I think you miss the point. Anyway, look,
blue and white found your firearms down by the Hudson River
754
00:59:19,719 --> 00:59:25,860
Here you go Terry. You know what?
I'm gonna hang on to the wooden gun
755
00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:28,161
to gove me back my real gun?
-- No.
756
00:59:28,161 --> 00:59:32,072
We're going to give you this.
It's a rape whistle.
757
00:59:32,072 --> 00:59:37,738
You blow that if you're in any trouble.
Someone with an actual gun will come and help you out
758
00:59:37,738 --> 00:59:43,466
We were abducted, Captain. This shit is real.
Ershon is dirty, he's targetting the lottery
759
00:59:43,466 --> 00:59:50,498
Next, I want you guys to hand in all the evidence,
you think you have to the S.E.C. That's under their jurisdiction.
760
00:59:50,498 --> 00:59:56,133
Don't you get it? This case is talking to us.
I'm a peacock, Captain. You got to let me fly on this one.
761
00:59:56,133 --> 00:59:57,923
You know what Terry? Let's just settle this
762
00:59:57,923 --> 01:00:02,630
Peacocks don't fly. -- They fly a little. They got a real running start
-- As much as a penguin.
763
01:00:02,630 --> 01:00:09,598
One more thing, do me a favor. Don't go chasing waterfalls.
-- Is that an accident or you're trying to quote TLC on purpose?
764
01:00:09,598 --> 01:00:13,338
I don't even understand your reference.
-- You don't understand what you said?
765
01:00:13,338 --> 01:00:17,282
I don't know what that is, get out.
-- Whatever.
766
01:00:26,858 --> 01:00:27,752
How did they got that story?
767
01:00:29,704 --> 01:00:32,733
I'm tired of being treated like a jerk
for trying to do the right thing
768
01:00:32,733 --> 01:00:38,659
Hey guys, there is a proxy vote for big reinvestment
bit, pension coming up
769
01:00:38,659 --> 01:00:40,273
So, if you just wanna come by ...
-- Damn it, Bob.
770
01:00:40,273 --> 01:00:45,051
Let me ask you something.
What do you even do around here besides interrupt people?
771
01:00:45,051 --> 01:00:51,345
Well, I served as a treasurer for the union
I make a pot of decaf
772
01:00:51,345 --> 01:00:54,561
Exactly, you're a worthless piece of shit.
773
01:00:54,561 --> 01:01:00,067
You're probably right, Terry.
It's why I feel so sad all the time.
774
01:01:00,067 --> 01:01:04,253
I'm gonna go for a walk.
-- Say something.
775
01:01:04,253 --> 01:01:07,170
Come on, Bob. I didn't mean it, allright?
776
01:01:07,170 --> 01:01:08,997
I'm upset.
777
01:01:23,493 --> 01:01:26,611
These roast ribs taste like a dog's asshole
-- Honey!
778
01:01:26,611 --> 01:01:32,331
I'm sitting here thinking, who in the Who would slow roast a dog's asshole
and serve it to their husband?
779
01:01:32,331 --> 01:01:35,003
You would
-- You're being awful
780
01:01:35,003 --> 01:01:37,951
What's wrong?
-- Captain took us off the case
781
01:01:37,951 --> 01:01:41,089
I am sorry
782
01:01:41,089 --> 01:01:44,761
I told Terry about my
dark days in college and I ...
783
01:01:44,761 --> 01:01:50,036
it brought up some feelings.
-- Haoney, that was a long time ago.
784
01:01:50,036 --> 01:01:52,785
You are not that same person anymore
785
01:01:52,785 --> 01:01:58,542
You don't get it. There's a darkness inside of me.
It wants to get out and wants to walk around.
786
01:01:58,542 --> 01:02:02,345
It wants some walking around money
and it wants to buy some shoes ...
787
01:02:02,345 --> 01:02:07,071
and it wants to walk up to the people
and say Hey, Gator don't play no shit
788
01:02:07,071 --> 01:02:11,809
You hit you feel me? Gator never been about that
never been about playing no shit
789
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:16,850
Sweetie, I'm sorry.
-- It's okay.
790
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:21,044
Remember that night we met?
791
01:02:22,456 --> 01:02:27,370
The attendinh physician told me
We have a drugged out pimp in the back
792
01:02:27,370 --> 01:02:31,134
And I went back there
and I pulled open that curtain ...
793
01:02:31,134 --> 01:02:34,777
and I saw you. You were weak.
794
01:02:34,777 --> 01:02:44,600
Scared, ass-up, enflamed, crying and at that moment
I knew, Hey, he's no pimp.
795
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:45,908
Pimps don't cry.
796
01:02:45,908 --> 01:02:52,391
Pimps don't cry ...
797
01:02:52,391 --> 01:02:58,485
Pimps don't cry ... No they don't
798
01:02:58,485 --> 01:03:05,274
They don't shed a tear.
Pimps don't cry ...
799
01:03:05,274 --> 01:03:10,829
They never shed a tear.
800
01:03:13,312 --> 01:03:18,001
Come lay with me and be safe
and let's make love. Come on
801
01:03:18,001 --> 01:03:22,992
Every time you say 'be safe'. It tears me apart
Yougot to let me be who I'm gonna be.
802
01:03:22,992 --> 01:03:27,178
Allen, I'm pregnant.
803
01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:31,257
Whose baby is that?
Who's the man who did that to you?
804
01:03:31,257 --> 01:03:33,504
Gator's bitches better be using the jimmies
805
01:03:33,504 --> 01:03:38,476
I am sorry
See, That's what I am talking about.
806
01:03:38,476 --> 01:03:44,036
Oh my God, you need to leave. Get out!
807
01:03:44,036 --> 01:03:45,831
Get out, Allen.
808
01:03:45,831 --> 01:03:48,726
Get out!
809
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:15,126
Hey -- Hey
-- What are you doing here?
When I have lady troubles, I usually come here almost every night.
810
01:04:15,126 --> 01:04:16,878
What are you doing here?
811
01:04:18,681 --> 01:04:20,841
Sheila and I got into it tonight.
812
01:04:20,841 --> 01:04:23,555
She threw me out.
813
01:04:24,798 --> 01:04:28,888
Youy're not a cop until you;re thrown out of the house, partner
814
01:04:28,888 --> 01:04:32,848
Does it bother you that the Castion robbery
only tooks $74,000 of diamonds?
815
01:04:32,848 --> 01:04:34,848
They are junkies.
Who cares.
816
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,996
No junkie can go down a 20-story zipline
817
01:04:40,338 --> 01:04:41,454
Hey fellas, How are you doing?
818
01:04:41,454 --> 01:04:46,415
We are about to have us a little scoop party
in the red Prius over here if you want to join us
819
01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:49,738
Are you Dirty Mike and the boys?
-- How do you know who we are?
820
01:04:49,738 --> 01:04:52,307
You left a note in that car.
-- Police, shithead
821
01:04:52,394 --> 01:04:56,768
The are cops. We gotta go. Come on!
Hey, peace shitboys. They're Cops.
822
01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:59,370
You turned my beautiful Prius
into a nightmare.
823
01:04:59,370 --> 01:05:02,651
We are gonna have sex in your car.
It will happen again.
824
01:05:03,706 --> 01:05:10,362
I don't know where I am gonna sleep tonight.
-- Depend on what you're gonna be drinking. Jack of all trades
825
01:05:10,362 --> 01:05:12,828
Drinks on me, come on.
-- No, I already have a beer.
826
01:05:12,828 --> 01:05:17,556
No no no, I'm talking about doing some serious drinking
Drink with Terry Hoitz.
827
01:06:06,127 --> 01:06:10,289
It's kind a sucks man. We worked our ass off on this case,
now we got to hand over all the evidence?
828
01:06:10,289 --> 01:06:13,276
Yeah. That is not right
Oh my god, I'm hungover
829
01:06:15,150 --> 01:06:17,350
You guys in law enforcement?
830
01:06:17,350 --> 01:06:21,492
Yeah, we are an independent goverment agency
who longed with the F.B.I and the Federal Reserves ...
831
01:06:21,492 --> 01:06:24,188
regulate stock markets and corporate fraud
832
01:06:24,188 --> 01:06:26,972
And the Federal Reserve is the prison?
833
01:06:26,972 --> 01:06:31,136
No, basically it is a held for profit bank
that sets interest rates and moves money to other banks.
834
01:06:31,136 --> 01:06:33,360
Is that a waste basket?
-- Yes, right there.
835
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,422
Thank you
836
01:06:34,901 --> 01:06:37,535
You, all right?
837
01:06:42,110 --> 01:06:48,862
I am sorry. I got so drunk last night I think
I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food
838
01:06:50,164 --> 01:06:52,395
Come on in, fellas
839
01:06:53,344 --> 01:06:55,354
You gotta be kiddingme.
You're Ershon's lawyer.
840
01:06:55,354 --> 01:06:57,589
We are turnign over our investigation to you?
841
01:06:57,589 --> 01:07:01,504
Let me assure you, There will be no conflict of interest
between me and David Ershon.
842
01:07:01,504 --> 01:07:06,017
And if this were an actual investigation,
I would immediately recuse myself
843
01:07:06,017 --> 01:07:10,247
This is all the evidence we have
I truly hope you take this seriously.
844
01:07:10,247 --> 01:07:11,946
Yes, very much so
845
01:07:11,946 --> 01:07:15,955
From everything I've heard I understand that you guys are the best
in these types of investigations
846
01:07:15,955 --> 01:07:21,269
Outside of Enron and A.I.G.
and Bernie Madoff.
847
01:07:21,269 --> 01:07:26,608
Worldcom. Bear Sterns. Lehman Brothers
-- Ok, Thank you. Thank you, detective.
848
01:07:26,608 --> 01:07:28,465
Would you like a sit?
-- No, I'm good. -- Ok
849
01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:33,719
Let me just assure you, fellas,
David Ershon is an upstanding citizen
850
01:07:33,719 --> 01:07:37,074
I'm playing squash with him tonight at the club,
and we're having dinner
851
01:07:37,074 --> 01:07:40,938
You listen to me you wisenut wimp monkey
You play squash with Ershon right?
852
01:07:40,938 --> 01:07:44,299
Your kids going to school with his?
How do you know if he's clean or not?
853
01:07:44,299 --> 01:07:48,355
I will take a look at your evidence,
and I will take a second look at their financials
854
01:07:48,355 --> 01:07:52,817
And when I come back, bust your ass, we're locking
David Ershon in the Federal Reserve.
855
01:07:52,817 --> 01:07:54,875
He still don't understand the concept
856
01:08:16,018 --> 01:08:16,731
What are you doing?
857
01:08:17,648 --> 01:08:21,039
We just handed all of our evidence
over to the bad guys' lawyer.
858
01:08:21,039 --> 01:08:24,506
Are you a big man?
I am talking to you.
859
01:08:24,506 --> 01:08:27,560
What? You wake up in the morning and
deicded to put your big boy pants?
860
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:31,022
Look, I'm wearing a belt.
I got big boy pants on
861
01:08:31,937 --> 01:08:33,431
Stop.
-- We don't do that
862
01:08:33,613 --> 01:08:36,742
You're scaring the shit out of me man. Stop it
-- Is that how you conduct yourself?
863
01:08:36,742 --> 01:08:39,670
In a democracy?
-- What the hell are you doing man ?
864
01:08:39,670 --> 01:08:45,227
I'm so tired of you getting
angry and yelling all the time
865
01:08:45,227 --> 01:08:47,367
It's exhausting.
866
01:08:49,403 --> 01:08:54,007
It's like I'm partner with the Hulk.
-- You wanna know why I'm so angry all the time?
867
01:08:54,007 --> 01:08:57,496
because the more I try to do right,
the more I screw things up.
868
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:03,884
We've got a possible jumper at
3 World Financial Center, 23rd floor.
869
01:09:03,884 --> 01:09:07,364
All units, Firemen en route
-- The S.E.C.
870
01:09:07,364 --> 01:09:10,321
Beaman's office.
-- We have to go.
871
01:09:10,321 --> 01:09:12,053
But the Captain ..
-- We have to go.
872
01:09:12,053 --> 01:09:16,515
All unit, I need a respond, possible jumper,
3 World Financial Center.
873
01:09:26,437 --> 01:09:33,127
Shit! Beaman. He's got to know something.
-- Wesley.
874
01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:35,986
Detective Hoitz and Gamble,
We got this
875
01:09:35,986 --> 01:09:39,412
I took an online class at
University of Phoenix on negotiating ...
876
01:09:39,412 --> 01:09:40,959
I'm gonna need a priest and a bullhorn
877
01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:43,268
We got no bullhorn
-- Does anyone have a bullhorn?
878
01:09:45,976 --> 01:09:50,578
Hey, Police business, I need to use your P.A. system.
-- Ok, let me turn it on
879
01:09:50,578 --> 01:09:56,338
Mr. Beaman?
-- ... -- Mercy
880
01:09:56,338 --> 01:09:58,861
I know Ershon's Wesley.
881
01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:01,505
There is a lotto live for in this life.
882
01:10:01,505 --> 01:10:08,370
Lot of great days like uh sodapop, fresh can of sodapop
-- I do not care.
883
01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:10,648
Give me that. I know how to talk to him.
884
01:10:10,648 --> 01:10:14,524
Listen, we all know that you're scumbag
and nobody cares about you
885
01:10:14,524 --> 01:10:19,537
That's worse than what I was saying.
I'm not going to lie to you, Don
886
01:10:19,537 --> 01:10:24,136
People down here started to murmur
that you don't have the balls to do it
887
01:10:24,136 --> 01:10:28,215
I don't care
-- Yeah, I say you can do it
888
01:10:28,215 --> 01:10:33,212
I mean I don't want you to jump but you have the capability
889
01:10:33,212 --> 01:10:35,507
Oh look he's flying
890
01:10:38,475 --> 01:10:40,961
Stop it.
891
01:10:42,517 --> 01:10:46,230
Half empty bottle of gin, chair knocked over, look at this, it's a clear sign
of struggle
892
01:10:46,266 --> 01:10:48,905
Make sure you got this, allright?
-- Detective.
893
01:10:48,905 --> 01:10:52,874
All your work is done here. You can go.
-- What about Ershon targeting the lottery?
894
01:10:52,874 --> 01:10:56,785
You know why Ershon was calling down
to the lottery office all those times?
895
01:10:56,785 --> 01:11:01,158
He's got to be hooking up with the Powerball girl
She was on TV with all the numbered balls.
896
01:11:01,158 --> 01:11:03,968
Yeah, she filed a restraining order on him
last week.
897
01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:07,983
It was right there in front of you the whole time
You guys are getting transferred.
898
01:11:07,983 --> 01:11:09,620
What?
-- Traffic.
899
01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:16,327
Yeah, that's right. You, You gonna walk a beep downtown
You gonna walk a beep downtown. It's done
900
01:11:16,327 --> 01:11:17,612
-- But Captain?
-- No no no, It's done
901
01:11:17,612 --> 01:11:19,930
Save yourself some gas
-- Captain!
902
01:11:19,930 --> 01:11:23,058
Is there an appeal process we can .. ?
-- Got to do what you got to do Captain
903
01:11:23,058 --> 01:11:26,929
Ouch.
-- Wow. That hurts
904
01:11:28,601 --> 01:11:33,660
Excuse me? Where's my car?
-- They towed it. A couple of homeless people were messing around in it
905
01:11:33,660 --> 01:11:37,176
That's an official police car
-- You could've fooled me
906
01:11:41,911 --> 01:11:45,624
Mauch is upset huh?
-- Really?
907
01:11:45,624 --> 01:11:49,240
The only thing I had to be proud of in my life was being a detective
that was all I had.
908
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:50,238
Now it's gone.
909
01:11:50,238 --> 01:11:56,762
I know, you still got me.
-- Don't you get it? I don't want you Allen. Ok?
910
01:11:56,762 --> 01:12:00,041
I never did. I told you that scaffolding violation
was dogshit
911
01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:02,784
I can't believe you still doubt me,
after everything we've seen
912
01:12:02,784 --> 01:12:04,999
It is a real case
and I'm a real cop.
913
01:12:04,999 --> 01:12:07,049
We just got the wrong target
for Ershon
914
01:12:07,049 --> 01:12:09,795
You carry a rape whistle.
-- This is real cop work.
915
01:12:09,795 --> 01:12:11,957
There's nothing about you
that makes a man a man.
916
01:12:11,957 --> 01:12:16,202
Ok? You got no gun, no car,
no wife and now you got no partner
917
01:12:16,202 --> 01:12:17,032
Leave me alone.
918
01:12:17,032 --> 01:12:22,607
A mud case
-- Terry, I'm a cop, for your information, ok?
919
01:12:22,607 --> 01:12:25,568
A broken partnership.
-- I'm a cop.
920
01:12:25,568 --> 01:12:32,629
And getting busted down to a shitty assignment
Allen and Terry hit the trifecta
921
01:12:32,629 --> 01:12:38,471
But sometimes when you get your ass kicked...
922
01:12:38,471 --> 01:12:42,129
that's when you find that what's real.
923
01:12:42,129 --> 01:12:46,391
And what needs doing
924
01:12:52,764 --> 01:12:54,538
Whether it's directing traffic ...
925
01:12:54,538 --> 01:12:58,835
or cracking a multi billion dollar fraud
926
01:13:10,909 --> 01:13:13,718
Do you work here?
-- Yes, I do
927
01:13:13,718 --> 01:13:17,971
The wrecking ball, the crash in the Castian down there,
they don't send the damage to your office?
928
01:13:17,971 --> 01:13:20,618
Some police officers came by and
shield it off
929
01:13:20,618 --> 01:13:22,133
You know what they look like?
930
01:13:22,133 --> 01:13:28,694
One of them had an Australian accent.
-- You don't happen to do any business with the state lottery, do you?
931
01:13:28,694 --> 01:13:34,211
No, my main client is Lendl Global
Can I ask what is this about?
932
01:13:47,528 --> 01:13:50,182
Gator needs his gag, you punk ass bitch!
933
01:14:00,011 --> 01:14:01,573
Because That's what a real cop is
934
01:14:01,573 --> 01:14:04,142
I never said to lock her up
935
01:14:04,142 --> 01:14:06,420
A guy who does
what needs to be done.
936
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:10,470
A guy who knows how to use dark side
for good.
937
01:14:10,470 --> 01:14:12,609
And then you move to Florida.
938
01:14:22,343 --> 01:14:23,167
One, two, three, attack.
-- Whoa
939
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:28,624
It's me, Allen.
-- Tap on. Tap on
940
01:14:28,624 --> 01:14:32,037
Are you tapping off? You're hitting me in the face.
-- I'm tapping it off.
941
01:14:32,037 --> 01:14:34,487
Are you crazy?
942
01:14:34,487 --> 01:14:39,127
What are you doing man? I almost killed you.
-- Turn off the lights.
943
01:14:39,127 --> 01:14:40,515
What?
-- They should be watching us.
944
01:14:40,515 --> 01:14:42,957
Who?
-- I found some great information.
945
01:14:42,957 --> 01:14:46,820
About what?
-- Somescary shit Terry, this is big
946
01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:48,770
How did you get in here?
947
01:14:48,770 --> 01:14:52,366
We can not be too careful.
-- What are you talking about?
948
01:14:52,366 --> 01:14:55,058
This house might be bugged
-- There's no bugs in here.
949
01:14:55,058 --> 01:15:03,579
First off, I missed you.
-- What's going on?
950
01:15:03,579 --> 01:15:07,698
Did you hear what I said?
-- Fine, I kind a missed you too
951
01:15:07,698 --> 01:15:13,717
Thank you. I've found out whose losses
Ershon has to cover
952
01:15:13,717 --> 01:15:18,736
It's Lendl Global
-- What?
Lendl staged the Castian robbery as a distraction
953
01:15:18,736 --> 01:15:21,577
so they can break into their own accounting firm next door
954
01:15:21,577 --> 01:15:28,319
They did alter all the records to cover the losses that
Ershon had cost them through all these bad investments
955
01:15:28,319 --> 01:15:29,658
You're not supposed to be doing this
956
01:15:29,658 --> 01:15:31,785
You're supposed to be walkingthe beat
957
01:15:31,785 --> 01:15:36,245
I know. Pretty tricky though, huh?
-- This is bad, Allen.
958
01:15:36,245 --> 01:15:39,393
This is bad, no wonder the Captain
wanted us to stay out of this
959
01:15:39,393 --> 01:15:43,216
I bet Beaman started asking question
and that's why they killed him
960
01:15:43,216 --> 01:15:48,655
You see, Tomorrow, there's a massive business deal going down
Ershon's leading it
961
01:15:48,655 --> 01:15:52,842
Let's go tap the ground who the poor sucker they're
making the deal with, but we got to stop it
962
01:15:52,842 --> 01:15:57,880
It's about time the peacock fly.
-- I'm not going, Allen. I like what I do.
963
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:02,794
So do I. We're cops
-- No, I like what I do now
964
01:16:02,794 --> 01:16:06,137
I like working traffic, it's a great gig
-- What?
965
01:16:06,137 --> 01:16:10,487
I like working traffic,
I am not going with you.
966
01:16:10,487 --> 01:16:13,115
Traffic? Bullshit
967
01:16:17,034 --> 01:16:19,461
What are you talking about?
-- I'm talking about my life.
968
01:16:19,461 --> 01:16:24,772
The corner around the 54th and third Avenue,
It hums, it is Terry's intersections
969
01:16:24,772 --> 01:16:27,007
And the traffic guys,
they are good guys.
970
01:16:27,007 --> 01:16:31,841
There's one guy, Phillip, he can pee in the urinal
from twenty feet. You got to see it Allen, you got to
971
01:16:31,841 --> 01:16:34,332
What happened to you?
What happened to this being our time?
972
01:16:34,332 --> 01:16:36,395
No way Allen. I am out
I'm done
973
01:16:36,395 --> 01:16:40,055
Get in the car.
-- Come on, Allen. We both know it's wooden
974
01:16:42,132 --> 01:16:45,582
Apartment pop, now get in the car
-- You are not gonna shoot me.
975
01:16:45,582 --> 01:16:49,870
Ok, I'll be honest. This is the the second time I ever fired this
-- So stop pointing it at me
976
01:16:49,870 --> 01:16:55,489
Look, Tomorrow morning all I know is I am going to Mauch, all right?
-- Or what? He doesn't care
977
01:16:55,489 --> 01:17:00,798
He's been dodging this case for too long and
I want answers. I want him to look me in the eye and tell me why.
978
01:17:00,798 --> 01:17:05,774
Turn on the news man, nobody cares
-- I hope I'm not alone.
979
01:17:05,774 --> 01:17:07,841
Hope you bring it
980
01:17:10,841 --> 01:17:15,099
We have big day out there. Big one. We got a full moon.
People arew gonna be amped
981
01:17:15,099 --> 01:17:18,662
All right? Let's see what we've got on hot tips, allright?
982
01:17:18,662 --> 01:17:22,374
The new bath mats are in
983
01:17:22,374 --> 01:17:27,070
One more thing. We got a serial rapist
in Crown Heights.
984
01:17:27,070 --> 01:17:32,128
Taht's for my other job.
Ignore that, forget it.
985
01:17:32,128 --> 01:17:36,594
Well don't ignore it if you live in Crown Heights.
You know, walk in pairs
986
01:17:36,594 --> 01:17:44,014
Gene Mauch to kitchen accessories
-- Ok. I got to go. GO get them. Let's be careful out there
987
01:17:47,382 --> 01:17:52,199
I would like to keep the oak together,
and the maples separately, ok?
988
01:17:52,199 --> 01:17:53,698
And this chopping boards ...
-- Hey Captain!
989
01:17:53,698 --> 01:17:58,628
Hey Allen, hey , how are you doing?
What are you doing here?
990
01:17:58,628 --> 01:18:01,340
Are you here for the bath mats?
-- I need you to be straight with me.
991
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:03,104
Or, straight with us.
-- Terry. Watch this now.
992
01:18:03,104 --> 01:18:06,951
You could work in traffic today.
-- Hey, Terry, look at this.
993
01:18:06,951 --> 01:18:13,897
I thought you're working traffic today?
-- Got them blocked the box. Besides, the partner's code, right?
-- Thanks.
994
01:18:13,897 --> 01:18:18,603
Why have you worked your ass off
Trying to kill this case?
995
01:18:18,603 --> 01:18:24,995
Allright, fine! I'm gonna tell you guys something
You 've really went into deep water on this one.
996
01:18:24,995 --> 01:18:28,534
You've really went deep. Ershon's connected
with all higher ups.
997
01:18:28,534 --> 01:18:31,802
And I gotta save what little ass I have left, ok?
998
01:18:31,802 --> 01:18:36,435
You know, you keep hiding from shit in the world,
and eventually the world comes to your front door.
999
01:18:36,435 --> 01:18:40,917
Nice! -- That's very nice!
-- I heard it in an episode of Touched by an Angel.
1000
01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:47,245
You keep this thing real quiet and you make sure you have real evidence,
And maybe I'll see what I can do ...
1001
01:18:47,245 --> 01:18:49,490
but if you make a lot of noise and
you attract the media attention ...
1002
01:18:49,490 --> 01:18:53,344
then you bring the DA in on this,
I am out, okay?
1003
01:18:53,344 --> 01:18:59,467
We're going in there like church mice. There is one case,
one case in your career you go all in. This is it.
1004
01:18:59,467 --> 01:19:05,838
Allright, the you do us proud.
Because I do not want those scrubs
1005
01:19:05,838 --> 01:19:08,309
Really?
-- No.
1006
01:19:08,309 --> 01:19:12,541
You're not aware that's a TLC song
-- I have no idea what are you talking about
1007
01:19:12,541 --> 01:19:17,391
You said Chasing Waterfalls, you saying I don't want no scrubs.
-- I don't even understand those reference -- Like a tick
1008
01:19:17,391 --> 01:19:19,643
I have no ide what you're talking about but
Remember ...
1009
01:19:19,643 --> 01:19:21,188
this thing gets messy,
We never talked.
1010
01:19:21,188 --> 01:19:24,487
You can trust us.
-- Real quiet, you got to creep
1011
01:19:24,487 --> 01:19:30,674
Come on, you don't say Creep Creep unless
you're quoting TLC
1012
01:19:30,674 --> 01:19:35,322
Hey guys, you know Danson and Highsmith
were not good cops, right?
1013
01:19:35,322 --> 01:19:39,320
Yeah I guess we kinda knew that. But it's a drag
I mean, at a certain point, who's left to be a hero?
1014
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:42,856
Not to be corny
Maybe it's you guys
1015
01:19:42,856 --> 01:19:46,569
Are you ready?
-- Yes.
1016
01:19:55,402 --> 01:19:59,007
The highligts are great.
-- Thank you.
1017
01:19:59,007 --> 01:20:00,902
Sexy but serious.
-- Thank you.
1018
01:20:00,902 --> 01:20:05,839
Who the hell are all these people?
I was only expected one man.
1019
01:20:05,839 --> 01:20:10,578
You know, just some people I owe money to
-- Then let's be here
1020
01:20:10,578 --> 01:20:23,840
Who are they?
-- Patriots, entrepreneurs and the black chaps are some
businessmen from Nigeria
1021
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:26,327
You are out of money to the Nigerian ...
1022
01:20:26,327 --> 01:20:27,629
Yes, yes I do
1023
01:20:27,629 --> 01:20:29,060
You're a piece of work
1024
01:20:29,223 --> 01:20:33,975
Thank you.
It'd be best to start it
1025
01:20:33,975 --> 01:20:37,934
This is good,baby, we're in the game
and we know the score.
1026
01:20:37,934 --> 01:20:40,953
It kinda bugs me that we still don't know
who Ershon is targeting
1027
01:20:40,953 --> 01:20:44,078
Is it the lotto? Who is it?
-- Who cares.
1028
01:20:44,078 --> 01:20:45,705
Some rich prick
1029
01:20:45,705 --> 01:20:51,537
I had to tell you I'm tremendously excited
about this deal.
1030
01:20:51,537 --> 01:20:57,229
I can assure you that every dime of your money
will be invested with the utmost diligence
1031
01:20:57,229 --> 01:21:01,380
The returns are really exciting.
I think our members is gonna be just thrilled
1032
01:21:01,380 --> 01:21:04,993
It made about 18 percent over
the last ten years
1033
01:21:04,993 --> 01:21:08,249
Quiet as a church mouse.
In and out
1034
01:21:08,249 --> 01:21:11,382
You know I got tingling in my balls
you were talking about -- Beautiful
1035
01:21:11,382 --> 01:21:17,553
Allright, listen up, I am detective Gamble and this is detetctive Hoitz
We need your cooperation.
1036
01:21:17,553 --> 01:21:21,673
David Ershon, you are under arrest
for fraud ...
1037
01:21:21,673 --> 01:21:25,871
embezzlement and the connection
to the murder of Don Beaman
-- Bad Idea
1038
01:21:25,871 --> 01:21:33,148
Hey guys! -- Bob, what are you doing here?
-- I'm investing.
1039
01:21:33,148 --> 01:21:37,444
Remeber I talked about that proxy vote a while back?
This is what it was for
1040
01:21:37,444 --> 01:21:40,591
Holy shit! It's more aggressive investment
strategy for the pension,
1041
01:21:40,591 --> 01:21:44,105
Allen, we are the suckers. They are targeting
the police pension fund
1042
01:21:51,582 --> 01:21:57,675
Gentlemen, you are here illegally and without a warrant.
We are within our right to take action.
1043
01:22:55,315 --> 01:22:58,381
So much for quiet as church mice.
-- Go.
1044
01:23:03,331 --> 01:23:05,481
Who the hell are those guys?
1045
01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:08,476
Gentlemen, I can give you obstructive view
tickets for "Rock of Ages"
1046
01:23:08,476 --> 01:23:12,046
But even I admit, that's not very tempting,
I'm not made of tickets, God damn it
1047
01:23:19,397 --> 01:23:23,341
Shoot him.
-- Jamie go get over here. You, go get the bloody car.
1048
01:23:23,341 --> 01:23:28,689
That's it mate, I have had it
with this joker and his wooden gun
1049
01:23:31,821 --> 01:23:36,872
They gonna killme and then they will kill you.
-- I'm gonna kill you first.
1050
01:23:36,872 --> 01:23:39,946
And then they will kill me.
-- We got two rogue police officers
1051
01:23:39,946 --> 01:23:44,314
They're armed and dangerous and holding David Ershon hostage
-- Guys, we are good guys.
1052
01:23:44,314 --> 01:23:48,385
Exactly, they are the good guys.
-- Where do we go? where do we go?
1053
01:23:48,385 --> 01:23:51,260
I have a small apartment
no one knows about it
1054
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:56,525
I use it mainly for my parents and prostitutes.
Not at the same time, that would be wrong.
1055
01:23:59,938 --> 01:24:01,578
Let's hear it from the top,
every detail.
1056
01:24:03,045 --> 01:24:06,524
It is the best to tell the storis by starting from the end.
1057
01:24:06,524 --> 01:24:09,857
Briefly and then go back to the beginning.
1058
01:24:09,857 --> 01:24:15,890
Then periodically returned to the end, maybe giving
different characters perspective throughout
1059
01:24:15,890 --> 01:24:20,725
Just a bit of dynamism, Otherwise it will be a linear story.
-- Just tell us what happened.
1060
01:24:20,725 --> 01:24:23,280
I lost a bunch of money from some people,
and now they want it back.
1061
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,093
What about Don Beaman?
1062
01:24:25,093 --> 01:24:29,177
Beaman knew that I'd fasify my financials
so they sent down Wesley to ...
1063
01:24:29,177 --> 01:24:30,326
try and keep him quiet.
1064
01:24:30,326 --> 01:24:35,145
They forced him at gunpoint to drink a bunch of gin
and force him onto the ledge
1065
01:24:35,145 --> 01:24:36,398
It was just a matter
of time before he fell.
1066
01:24:36,398 --> 01:24:38,908
At least we stop you
from getting the pension fund
1067
01:24:38,908 --> 01:24:44,578
Well, you didn't, it's already in my account
and by 9 o'clock in the morning
1068
01:24:44,578 --> 01:24:49,245
it gets into the Lendl equity fund then from there
it's transferred to a dozen of offshore accounts
1069
01:24:49,245 --> 01:24:50,035
by 9.01 it's gone
1070
01:24:50,035 --> 01:24:52,953
What if we stop the transfer?
-- But you can't
1071
01:24:52,953 --> 01:24:59,043
What if we stop the transfer?
-- You have to be at the endemic bank at 9 o'clock exactly
1072
01:24:59,043 --> 01:25:02,648
Find the clerk, get the routing number
-- We got to stop it
1073
01:25:02,648 --> 01:25:06,305
There's no way! I mean every cop,
the crazy Australian and his crew?
1074
01:25:06,305 --> 01:25:07,383
They all be after us
1075
01:25:07,383 --> 01:25:12,113
You could, let me go, and I'll give you $10 million each.
1076
01:25:12,113 --> 01:25:17,889
It's not a bribe.
-- Of course, it's a bribe. You're offering to pay us money to not do our job
1077
01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:23,007
It's not a bribe.
-- We're hanging over here tonight
1078
01:25:23,007 --> 01:25:24,879
Nobody knows about this placxe. We'd be safe
1079
01:25:24,879 --> 01:25:26,338
And tomorrow we hit it
1080
01:25:26,338 --> 01:25:29,797
First thing first, I got to go see Sheila
-- No way, it's too dangerous
1081
01:25:29,797 --> 01:25:35,693
Look, Terry, we don't know what's gonna happen to us tomorrow
but tonight, I need to make things right with Sheila
1082
01:25:35,693 --> 01:25:39,898
Allright, go! Go! Be careful
-- Thanks I will
1083
01:25:39,898 --> 01:25:43,335
You say hi to Sheila for me?
-- Ok
1084
01:25:43,335 --> 01:25:46,948
Tell her, say, Terry was asking about you
1085
01:25:46,948 --> 01:25:51,396
make sure you know that I'd be there for you
if anything happens
1086
01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:55,531
Yeah, drop of a hat. I'm there
-- It's starting to get a little weird man
1087
01:25:55,531 --> 01:25:58,267
If something happens to you, I need to be there to take care of her
1088
01:25:58,267 --> 01:26:03,792
All of her wants, her needs and desires are now my responsibility
-- Why do you say it like it's a pre-determined thing?
1089
01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:09,181
Just go, man
-- Ok. Thanks --Go!
1090
01:26:13,182 --> 01:26:17,531
Chenko Gallery
-- Francine, it's Terry, please don't hang up
1091
01:26:28,081 --> 01:26:34,318
Please pick up. -- Hello
-- Hey Sweetie, I was praying you be at your mom's house
1092
01:26:34,318 --> 01:26:38,444
You know what, I can't talk anymore,
I think the phone is being tapped
1093
01:26:38,444 --> 01:26:44,015
Oh, baby, where are you? I wanna see you
--I am near the place where we did it 3 halloweens ago, do you remember?
1094
01:26:44,015 --> 01:26:46,997
Umm, ok, yeah I got it
1095
01:26:46,997 --> 01:26:50,344
I just want you to know, watch out, I think they are
watching the house
1096
01:26:50,344 --> 01:26:53,452
Don't worry sweetie, I think I have a way
of getting to you
1097
01:26:53,452 --> 01:27:02,238
I have to admit, I wasn't gonna come,
I mean, after all those years, after the restraining order
1098
01:27:02,238 --> 01:27:05,232
That was why I wanna see you again
1099
01:27:11,829 --> 01:27:12,742
Just the old lady
1100
01:27:19,292 --> 01:27:23,197
Hello Allen,
-- Hello Mama Ramos. What are doing out here?
1101
01:27:23,197 --> 01:27:26,384
Sheile said she doesn't know what happened and she wants you back
1102
01:27:26,384 --> 01:27:31,123
She also says she wants you on top of her
1103
01:27:31,123 --> 01:27:39,993
Holding her hair and riding her like a bucking brand ...
sucks your thumb and says, Mami likey
1104
01:27:39,993 --> 01:27:42,233
You tell your daughter
1105
01:27:42,233 --> 01:27:47,299
He said, he'll always love you, and he's so happy that
you're having his child
1106
01:27:47,299 --> 01:27:55,421
Allen -- He also says that he wants you to stare into each other eyes
without blinking while you do it
1107
01:27:55,421 --> 01:28:00,293
and then afterward, lick the sweat off each other
1108
01:28:00,293 --> 01:28:03,885
I don't wanna do this
1109
01:28:03,885 --> 01:28:07,852
You say things that are too personal
-- Ok
1110
01:28:07,852 --> 01:28:09,320
BGut just one more thing
1111
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:10,741
Se said she loves you
1112
01:28:10,741 --> 01:28:15,050
and wants to hold your hand and has ice tea with you
1113
01:28:15,050 --> 01:28:18,451
Come on! That's not all she said
1114
01:28:18,451 --> 01:28:26,390
She says other things
-- Please, you don't realize i Might be killed tomorrow
1115
01:28:26,390 --> 01:28:38,648
Ok. Shae says she wants to unplug all the clocks
and the phones and have a three day sex marathon
1116
01:28:38,648 --> 01:28:39,593
That's more like it. Yeah
1117
01:28:39,593 --> 01:28:45,200
She wants to ... for a week because you guys did it so hard
1118
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:51,662
She's lovely
-- No more! He says things I can't say
1119
01:28:51,662 --> 01:28:58,336
It involves a mannequine hands and electric shaver
taped to a golf club
1120
01:29:02,299 --> 01:29:11,026
Now what she say?
-- She says she loves you
1121
01:29:16,993 --> 01:29:23,444
I'm so sorry. About everything.
I just had to come here tonight and tell you that I love you
1122
01:29:23,444 --> 01:29:35,755
And the reason why I act like you are a plain wife
is that I am afraid if I admit to how stunning and intelligent and how wonderful you are ...
1123
01:29:35,755 --> 01:29:38,258
I just loose you
1124
01:29:38,258 --> 01:29:43,009
Shut up, Allen! I love you.
-- We have a place that's safe
1125
01:29:56,265 --> 01:29:58,172
I wanna break your hip
1126
01:30:03,367 --> 01:30:09,489
I am about to do you grandpa style
1127
01:30:14,980 --> 01:30:17,584
8:36 AM
24 MINUTES TO BANK TRANSFER
1128
01:30:24,055 --> 01:30:25,618
I brought some music
1129
01:30:30,351 --> 01:30:36,133
Not what I would have chosen. But allright
-- Let's go, Monday morning. Time to go to work
1130
01:30:36,133 --> 01:30:38,564
Let's do it
-- You want my gate code?
1131
01:30:38,564 --> 01:30:41,186
Shut up man
1132
01:30:46,105 --> 01:30:47,808
That's Wesley.
1133
01:30:58,305 --> 01:31:00,241
Yes
1134
01:31:01,903 --> 01:31:05,002
Where did you learn to drive like that?
-- Grand Theft Auto.
1135
01:31:08,332 --> 01:31:09,318
They're coming.
1136
01:31:14,822 --> 01:31:17,768
Faster, Allen.
-- Hold on. Hold on
1137
01:31:38,398 --> 01:31:41,205
Someone has been playing Grand Theft Auto.
1138
01:31:41,205 --> 01:31:44,974
Boom. I did that
1139
01:31:44,954 --> 01:31:50,730
Oh my God, that's what I'm talking about
-- We jackknifed them
-- You see that? It went backwards and then turned upside down.
1140
01:31:50,730 --> 01:31:54,386
Gator took vans upside down,
lika a crazy washing machine.
1141
01:31:54,386 --> 01:31:56,705
Why are you calling yourself Gator?
1142
01:31:56,705 --> 01:31:59,504
It's a nickname I had in college
I used to run a dating service.
1143
01:31:59,504 --> 01:32:02,044
He was a pimp.
-- Yes, I was a pimp.
1144
01:32:02,044 --> 01:32:11,018
Right now, the street are a bloodbath.
Statistically speaking, there's about 30 kids in here, 10 of you will be dead before
your next birthday
1145
01:32:11,018 --> 01:32:14,362
Got a couple of tips, helped the guys stay out of the jail.
1146
01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:18,648
One, Try your hardest to not be black or hispanic
1147
01:32:18,648 --> 01:32:20,916
It's a good tip.
-- Two.
1148
01:32:20,916 --> 01:32:26,520
Gentlemen, we got a hot one. Hoitz and Gamble have Ershon hostage.
High speed car chase in progress.
1149
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:31,275
Yes, gun, gun! Pass up the gun. Let's go people
-- Here we go
1150
01:32:31,275 --> 01:32:32,327
Okay, any tazers?
No? Good.
1151
01:32:32,327 --> 01:32:33,704
Who wants to go on a ride along?
1152
01:32:33,704 --> 01:32:36,826
Huh? Huh? Allright, you sweetie. COme on. Let's go
-- Move!
1153
01:32:46,653 --> 01:32:51,773
Oh cool, a helicopter.
Must be covering the high speed chase
1154
01:33:02,492 --> 01:33:06,013
Who are those guys?
-- That Chatson and Westes.
1155
01:33:06,013 --> 01:33:09,256
We went an Chechen version of Dora the Explorer
1156
01:33:09,256 --> 01:33:10,836
It went terribly wrong.
1157
01:33:13,381 --> 01:33:16,120
It seems like it's unfair that
they have a helicopter.
1158
01:33:18,647 --> 01:33:20,005
Damn it.
1159
01:33:24,931 --> 01:33:28,840
God your hair is soft. -- I use hot oil.
1160
01:33:32,090 --> 01:33:34,479
They are gonna wreck us twice. coming from both directions
1161
01:33:34,479 --> 01:33:35,428
We're not gonna wreck
1162
01:33:36,959 --> 01:33:41,801
I'm going to wreck, you're right
-- What do you mean right?
1163
01:33:58,019 --> 01:34:00,778
This is a very clever idea
-- Yeah
1164
01:34:14,477 --> 01:34:17,630
Holy god.
-- Let's go.
1165
01:34:30,010 --> 01:34:33,264
They are Nigerians.
Yeah, I forgot about that
1166
01:34:40,515 --> 01:34:43,858
This is a shortcut
-- Are you kidding me? You can not go down there.
1167
01:34:51,519 --> 01:34:52,569
What are you doing?
1168
01:34:59,350 --> 01:34:59,984
Hit him.
1169
01:35:07,442 --> 01:35:09,536
Where are we?
-- Chelsea Pier.
1170
01:35:15,632 --> 01:35:17,270
What the hell?
1171
01:35:26,165 --> 01:35:28,715
They are having a helicopter is definitely cheating
1172
01:35:28,715 --> 01:35:30,386
Go.
1173
01:35:38,106 --> 01:35:40,668
We are cops, hit the chopper
1174
01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:06,104
It's Martin and Fossi.
Back off and stop calling.
1175
01:36:07,610 --> 01:36:10,391
Setting he perimeter, no arrest until we get there
1176
01:36:10,391 --> 01:36:12,218
Hit the light
1177
01:36:32,257 --> 01:36:37,239
Do not authorize that transfer. This is David Ershon.
The transfer is for him. He will tell you not to authorize it, ok? Tell him
1178
01:36:37,620 --> 01:36:40,554
Tell him!
-- Do as they say, stop the transfer.
1179
01:36:40,554 --> 01:36:43,728
Approve it
Now.
1180
01:36:43,728 --> 01:36:45,927
Do not touch anything!
1181
01:36:45,927 --> 01:36:51,018
Swear to God, I'd blow your head all over this desk
-- Not a person in this room believes you'll shoot this Clerk
1182
01:36:51,018 --> 01:36:56,504
Oh yeah? Thank you so much, gentlemen, for the prompt delivery
of Mr. Ershon.
1183
01:36:56,504 --> 01:36:59,519
I have two competing bids from
jilted investors.
1184
01:36:59,519 --> 01:37:03,735
They're at 30 million.
And holding
1185
01:37:03,735 --> 01:37:06,672
No, wait.
-- Take him away
1186
01:37:06,672 --> 01:37:10,047
But computers.
1187
01:37:10,047 --> 01:37:13,309
What if one day they were in charge?
1188
01:37:15,088 --> 01:37:19,639
If you don't shut up, I will cut your rear off
with a butter knife
1189
01:37:19,639 --> 01:37:22,004
That's blunt. Blunt's worse.
1190
01:37:29,134 --> 01:37:33,797
You just stood there.
-- I didn't know. How was I supposed to know that?
1191
01:37:33,797 --> 01:37:35,933
I knew it, man.
1192
01:37:35,933 --> 01:37:38,419
You kill us, we kill Ershon
and you lost $30 million
1193
01:37:38,419 --> 01:37:40,428
Who's got the golden goose now, huh?
1194
01:37:42,911 --> 01:37:49,678
He is still valuable with a bullet wound, mate
1195
01:37:49,678 --> 01:37:53,348
You immediately called your bluff
-- Get up, and kill the police.
1196
01:37:53,348 --> 01:37:56,629
I just want to make sure I get it right
Did you this transfer approved?
1197
01:37:56,629 --> 01:38:01,101
Or not approved?
-- Here, mate, I wanna kill just for fun.
1198
01:38:03,065 --> 01:38:05,186
Police, don't move
Drop your weapons.
1199
01:38:05,186 --> 01:38:08,639
Drop it.
Or be dropped, tall boy
1200
01:38:08,639 --> 01:38:11,985
Hope you like prison food. And penis.
1201
01:38:11,985 --> 01:38:14,541
Police satnd on the ground.
1202
01:38:23,339 --> 01:38:28,149
Hey, hey, you ok?
-- Hey Gene ... Captain, I'm sorry.
1203
01:38:28,149 --> 01:38:31,888
That's ok. Don't worry about it.
You can call me Gene when we're not in office.
1204
01:38:31,888 --> 01:38:35,509
Thanks for coming by
-- Attaboy
1205
01:38:35,509 --> 01:38:41,795
Oo, hey, come on, stay with me.
We're losing him. He's dying.
1206
01:38:41,795 --> 01:38:48,107
No, I'm just resting
-- Did I hurt you?
1207
01:38:48,107 --> 01:38:49,259
Just resting
1208
01:38:49,259 --> 01:38:54,132
Hey, let me tell you something,
As far as the paperwork goes, we'll take care of it
1209
01:38:54,132 --> 01:38:57,082
You know why? -- Why?
-- I'm not too proud to beg.
1210
01:38:57,082 --> 01:38:59,859
Come on.
-- What?
1211
01:38:59,859 --> 01:39:02,707
That's not funny anymore.
-- I do not know what you're talking about.
1212
01:39:02,707 --> 01:39:05,817
TLC references.
-- Still nothing, I swear to you
1213
01:39:05,817 --> 01:39:09,978
I'm gonna go over and check on Terry.
I have a bad knee, hold on.
1214
01:39:09,978 --> 01:39:13,548
It was the king of the mud cases
1215
01:39:13,548 --> 01:39:17,615
But Allen and Terry
have worked it like stars.
1216
01:39:17,615 --> 01:39:25,533
Within 24 hours learning about Ershon's scheme and
Lendl's massive losses ...
1217
01:39:25,533 --> 01:39:29,062
the government issued TARP fund to bail out
Lendl
1218
01:39:29,062 --> 01:39:34,378
Lendl is in everything and we're gonna go everywhere ...
-- They were too big to fail.
1219
01:39:34,378 --> 01:39:40,434
Ershon now resides in Palamino correctional facility in Florida
1220
01:39:40,434 --> 01:39:43,193
Still invests,
currency is just different
1221
01:39:43,193 --> 01:39:48,991
Roger Wesley was linked to the Beaman murder
by a security cam footage ...
1222
01:39:48,991 --> 01:39:50,834
which Martin and Fossi hadn't checked
1223
01:39:50,834 --> 01:39:52,592
It only showed the back
of their heads
1224
01:39:52,592 --> 01:39:56,756
But Allen's face back app was able to get a match
to their faces
1225
01:39:56,756 --> 01:40:02,063
Terry married Francine, he played
Harp at the reception and it was beautiful.
1226
01:40:02,063 --> 01:40:06,341
He learned how to play it in 8th grade to
make fun the fairy that lived up the street
1227
01:40:06,341 --> 01:40:11,052
Terry asked Sheila to be his best man,
but she declined
1228
01:40:11,052 --> 01:40:17,201
Let's be honest, we all want to be
superstars and hotshots, But guess what ...
1229
01:40:17,201 --> 01:40:20,859
the people that do the real work.
The ones that make the difference ...
1230
01:40:20,859 --> 01:40:23,821
you don't see �m on TV or on the front page.
1231
01:40:23,821 --> 01:40:29,582
I am talking about the day in day outers,
the grinders, come on man, you know what I'm talking about...
1232
01:40:29,582 --> 01:40:30,944
The other guys ...
1233
01:40:33,736 --> 01:40:36,009
Goldman Sachs, this case is gonna be nasty
1234
01:40:36,009 --> 01:40:40,562
Hi, cute glasses.
1235
01:40:40,562 --> 01:40:43,270
What was that?
-- What?
1236
01:40:43,270 --> 01:40:46,996
Dude, What is it with you and hot ladies?
What's your secret?
1237
01:40:46,996 --> 01:40:49,754
Honestly, I have no idea what you're talking about
1238
01:40:49,754 --> 01:40:54,003
Tell me who you lost your virginity to?
-- She actually became a TV actress.
1239
01:40:54,003 --> 01:40:56,567
Heather Locklear.
-- What, Heather Locklear?
1240
01:40:56,567 --> 01:40:58,000
You've heard of her?
-- Come on.
1241
01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:01,378
She was much chubbier back then
-- I don't get it
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