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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:17,783 [Organ playing D] 2 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:21,220 [Orchestra tuning] 3 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:25,758 [Man coughs] 4 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:32,031 [Man coughs] 5 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:40,572 [Rock music playing] 6 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,075 Man: Bring that fucking beat back. 7 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,878 Bring that motherfucking beat back-- 8 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,147 not some of it, not part of it. 9 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,249 Bring the whole thing fucking back. 10 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:53,152 [Grunting] 11 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,290 Uh! 12 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,860 Heroin Bob, voice-over: All right, all right, all right. 13 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,863 Stop. See that kid there getting beaten to death 14 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:07,399 by a bunch of angry punks? 15 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,369 That happens to be my son Ross, 16 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:12,504 and I can't fucking help him. 17 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,373 You want to know why? 18 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:18,677 Because I'm dead. Guess what else is dead. 19 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,946 [Agent Orange's "Pipeline" playing] 20 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:45,130 Woman: What hunters are you talking about? 21 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:51,370 Heroin Bob, voice-over: OK. Let's talk about my spawn Ross. 22 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:54,039 He was brought into this world without a father, 23 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,842 so he was raised in this steampunk shop 24 00:02:56,844 --> 00:03:00,078 by this totally eccentric woman Trish. 25 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,347 See, I fell really hard for this girl. 26 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,882 She was really smart. She was beautiful. 27 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,517 She was like a goddess. 28 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,153 Everyone looked up to her, and I had the honor 29 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:11,957 of being her soulmate till I went and fucked it up by dying. 30 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,092 Dearly Departed. How can I help you? 31 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,028 Heroin Bob, voice-over: So Trish and I got busy, 32 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:20,465 and sometime before I died, my seed found purchase, 33 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:24,136 and Trish got knocked up, which really sucked for her 34 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:26,939 because she had to raise this kid all on her own 35 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:28,740 and did a really amazing job bringing up 36 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,976 this dark, little, spooky, little shit. 37 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,011 You know we're here with your dad. 38 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,513 Did you know that, Ross? 39 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,381 Where is he? 40 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,517 He's right there. 41 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,519 I don't see him. 42 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,421 Heroin Bob, voice-over: So, yeah, she took on the job, 43 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,457 but, dude, it was hard on her because she didn't fit in 44 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:48,961 anywhere except for her shop, where she was totally surrounded 45 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:51,230 by all her weird stuff, 46 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:54,900 like her Mormon assistant here-- emo Shelly, 47 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,135 who is totally obsessed with my boy, 48 00:03:57,137 --> 00:04:00,939 which brings me back to Ross, the problem-- 49 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:05,410 Ross is predisposed towards death because of me. 50 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,013 He is a death punker, a goth, a this, a that. 51 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:10,082 There are no labels for Ross. 52 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,883 He's simply fucking complicated... 53 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:14,019 But suppose everything's already dead. 54 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,088 Heroin Bob, voice-over: and he knows stuff, adult stuff, 55 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,056 or at least he thinks he does. 56 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,591 He doesn't drink. He doesn't smoke. 57 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,159 He doesn't do drugs. He doesn't have sex. 58 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,661 He was so fucking straight-edge, 59 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:25,030 he didn't even hang out with the straight-edge guys. 60 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:28,500 Dude, dude, dude, Ross didn't do anything until now, 61 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,503 so now, hours before he was getting his ass kicked 62 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:35,974 at a punk show, Ross was drunk in a car with his friend Crash. 63 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,176 Now, Crash, well, Crash is the kind of guy 64 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:41,947 that doesn't judge anybody, anybody, unless they judge him, 65 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,815 which was a good thing for my son 66 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,484 because when they met in high school, 67 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:48,387 he became Ross' only real friend. 68 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,757 Anybody else steered real clear of my spooky, little boy. 69 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,626 Even this outsider, punk girl Penny stayed away from him 70 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,162 until this day. 71 00:04:57,164 --> 00:05:01,566 See, Penny was one of the guys, and she was really into cars. 72 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:04,102 In fact, she'd been working on this big Cadillac 73 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:06,338 since she found it when she was 12 years old 74 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,340 in her granddad's back yard. 75 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:11,109 So you're saying I look like a dude? 76 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,244 Yes. 77 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,179 Heroin Bob, voice-over: Anyway, Ross. 78 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:17,215 Ogden? What's he doing in Ogden? 79 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:20,452 No. 80 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,287 No. No. 81 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:24,456 Sorry. That's not Ross. 82 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,858 Look. Because my son doesn't drink. 83 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,127 Well, maybe it was your son. 84 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,730 Where did they go? 85 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:33,765 What? 86 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,200 Do you hear yourself? 87 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,468 I mean, you are literally 88 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,570 the thickest person I have ever talked to. 89 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,738 [Beep] 90 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:40,939 What's going on? 91 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,140 Well, that was Crash's mom. 92 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,542 She said that Ross showed up at her house 93 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,477 crying and drunk. 94 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,112 Ross doesn't drink. 95 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:50,882 So the reason this whole situation is such a problem, 96 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,351 I was a bit of a drinker. 97 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:56,154 My dad was a drinker. His dad was a drinker. 98 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:59,024 It was in our fucking blood, 99 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,326 and it didn't turn out well for any of us. 100 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:05,897 When Ross' mom gets a call saying Ross is drinking 101 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,265 when he doesn't drink, 102 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,735 Ross is crying when he doesn't cry, 103 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:12,938 I mean, dude, that's how I fucking went out. 104 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,440 Something must have happened. 105 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:22,948 Heroin Bob, voice-over: Oh, and by the way, 106 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,283 my name's Bob, and 19 years ago, 107 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:28,420 this is where I totally fucking died. 108 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,698 What happened to you? 109 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,433 Some girl. 110 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:42,501 Of course. 111 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:46,972 What'd she do, steal his eyeliner? 112 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:51,476 Is, um-- is there any more beer? 113 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:52,844 [Clears throat] 114 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,313 No. I'm serious, Penny. You're gender-challenged. 115 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,149 What? I don't even know what that means, Crash. 116 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,517 Oh, you know. 117 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,619 It's like when your iffy in the sex category. 118 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:04,189 Ross, what do you think? 119 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:07,058 Um, is there-- is there any more beer? 120 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:10,796 No, Ross. There's no more beer. 121 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:14,199 Shall we? Shall we what? 122 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,802 Shall we to the convenience store? 123 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,271 [Violent Femmes' "Please Do Not Go" playing] 124 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:33,885 Gordon Gano: ♪ Tell ya, man, I'm stuck on this lovely girl ♪ 125 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:39,391 ♪ Of course, to me, she mean all t' world ♪ 126 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:45,230 ♪ But then she like another guy ♪ 127 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:49,801 ♪ I fall down dead, she never see the tears I cry ♪ 128 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,070 You can keep the change. 129 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,005 Hey, you got I.D.? 130 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:57,075 Yeah. 131 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:02,247 ♪ Please, please, please do not go ♪ 132 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:05,450 ♪ Please, please, please do not go ♪ 133 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:08,487 So what, you have a fake I.D.? 134 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:09,988 No. 135 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,424 No. I have a real I.D. 136 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:14,092 So what, you just bought this beer 137 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,027 without showing any I.D.? 138 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,963 And why would I show any I.D.? 139 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,731 Because you have to be 21 to buy beer, 140 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,867 creepy boy. 141 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,402 I did not know that. 142 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,171 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa 143 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,841 ♪ And I know I cannot tell a lie ♪ 144 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,576 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa 145 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,546 ♪ I want to see him go bye ♪ 146 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,982 ♪ Bye ♪ Good-bye 147 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:41,219 So what actually happened to my poor boy 148 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,755 to make him become so melancholy 149 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,491 on such a fine spring day? 150 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:49,594 Actually, he was kind of always a gloomy dude. 151 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,530 OK, but you're gonna change your mind on that 152 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,298 once you get your heart broken. 153 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,933 Childish thought. 154 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,601 Really? 155 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:59,004 Mom, I'm not like the rest 156 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,338 of the teeming masses. 157 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,440 I have perspective, OK? 158 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,975 There will be no retching over matters 159 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,210 of the heart for me. 160 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,978 Aren't you always talking about 161 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,613 the beauty of death? 162 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,916 Isn't there passion in that? 163 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:14,152 No. No. Observation. 164 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:17,022 Mom, death is beautiful 165 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,957 because it is our only real future. 166 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,358 It will be the only great thing 167 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,726 any of us ever do. 168 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,362 Life is a rehearsal. That's all it is. 169 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,298 I mean, what-- what is the point 170 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,500 of fighting for political ideals, 171 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:30,135 for religion, for love? 172 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,403 These things have nothing to do 173 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,071 with our true destination, 174 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,373 you understand? 175 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,709 I mean, just like Dad, what was his life for 176 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,511 other than to die? 177 00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:42,547 OK, but when he was alive, 178 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,115 he was something to behold. 179 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,551 I have no doubt, 180 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,119 and he died like a hero. 181 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:51,289 Ross, he accidentally overdosed on Percodan. 182 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:54,693 He thought they were vitamins, not very heroic. 183 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,628 But classic, 184 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,030 definitely a death to remember. 185 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:02,701 OK, but don't come crying to me when you get stung. 186 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,869 Won't happen, 187 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:08,974 but, all that said, 188 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,676 I love you, Mom. 189 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:16,014 You sure? You don't have to. 190 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,983 Mother. 191 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:24,522 Hi, Shelly. Hi, Ross. 192 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,961 So that bullshit, pseudo philosophy of his 193 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,765 lasted right up until he met-- can you believe it?-- 194 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,634 uh, Lilith. 195 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,135 [Scoffs] 196 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,839 I don't know what he saw in her, but pick your poison. 197 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,540 Elizabeth Fraser: ♪ Near our rito 198 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,309 ♪ Peep peep oh 199 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,144 ♪ Bit animal 200 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,079 ♪ Peep oh 201 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,815 Hello. I'm Ross. 202 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,450 So I've heard. 203 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,952 ♪ With the part animal 204 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,321 ♪ Peep peep 205 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,056 If I may, I would love to call on you this evening. 206 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,891 I don't mind. 207 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,426 ♪ Bit animal 208 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,395 ♪ Peep oh 209 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:07,565 ♪ He didn't deal, little rito 210 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,267 ♪ With the part animal 211 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,636 ♪ Peep peep 212 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:16,074 Heroin Bob, voice-over: And so young Rothschild 213 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:20,078 fell into the clutches of romance, 214 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:24,382 believing completely in the virtues of his young maiden 215 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,819 as if she was the Virgin Mother herself. 216 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,824 They strolled. They picnicked. 217 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,026 They texteth each other. 218 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:39,731 They gave gifts, glances, and all that kind of crap. 219 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,968 Ross... Yes? 220 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,470 I worship you. 221 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,373 Worship? I see. 222 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,608 In this short time, 223 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,877 I can't imagine my life without you. 224 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,145 Oh, come now. 225 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,647 This--this arrangement 226 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:59,517 is for our pleasure, but we are born alone, 227 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:03,121 and when we die, we will die alone. 228 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,558 Oh, say what you want. I love you. 229 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,693 Love is a lie to enslave us, 230 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:12,097 to help us believe there is meaning to life. 231 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,299 I know who I am, 232 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:17,001 but I like being with you now. 233 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:23,475 Heroin Bob, voice-over: Ross is about to eat every single word 234 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:26,544 he said to little Miss Ophelia. 235 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:31,816 Daniel Ash: ♪ Haunted by your hair 236 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,962 ♪ Haunted by your clothes 237 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,504 Mm... 238 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,039 ♪ Haunted by your eyes 239 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,241 Mm... 240 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,909 ♪ By your soul, by your hair 241 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,779 ♪ By your clothes, by your eyes ♪ 242 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,681 ♪ By your voice, by your smile ♪ 243 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,618 ♪ By your mouth, by your soul 244 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,621 ♪ By your hair, by your clothes ♪ 245 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,590 ♪ By your eyes, by your voice 246 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,593 ♪ By your smile, by your mouth ♪ 247 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:19,898 ♪ By your soul, haunted 248 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,866 ♪ Haunted 249 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:27,205 [Clears throat] 250 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,641 Uh...listen. 251 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,577 I want to say something. Does life mean anything? 252 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,711 No. It's meaningless. 253 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,113 It's--it's--it's 254 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,314 as useless as nipples on men, 255 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,349 but then something happens. 256 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,052 Out of nowhere, seemingly... 257 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,690 some woman reaches into your chest 258 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,592 and pulls out your heart 259 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,495 and pours salt all over your exposed intestines, 260 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,397 rubs the blood and the guts 261 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,566 all over her body, and laughs 262 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:57,135 at your mangled corpse, and that, my friends, 263 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,637 when you feel that pain, that is when you know 264 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,639 there's must be a God. 265 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,907 You call Him whatever you want. 266 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,742 There is a God, and He has a plan, 267 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,645 and that plan has nothing to do with us. 268 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,280 That plan is to laugh at us, 269 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,582 laugh in our face. 270 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,417 Frailty, thy name is woman. 271 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,952 Crash: OK, buddy. 272 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,120 Think you need some more medicine. 273 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,189 There you go. 274 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,859 So where are we going? 275 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,994 To the concert. Oh, right. 276 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,495 Punk concert, 277 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,764 the writhing stench of humanity 278 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,566 and that dancing thing you punks do. 279 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,635 Uh, yeah. It's called fun, man. 280 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,971 You'll like it. Will I? 281 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,973 You know, my father was a punk. 282 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:39,210 Yeah. No shit. Everyone knows that story. 283 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,179 No. I'd like to be up there. 284 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,015 Where? The mountains. 285 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,683 Hey, let's go the long way round to Salt Lake. 286 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,719 We'll be late. What is late? 287 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,520 We're--we--we are already late. 288 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,822 You are working in units of time. 289 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:53,591 Goddamn, Ross, you are a bizarre individual, 290 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:54,826 but I dig that about you. 291 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,194 Well, I mean, what would you guys care 292 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,395 about being late? 293 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,563 You're gonna be late to a punk show, 294 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,797 late for anarchy? 295 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,065 I thought you guys had no rules. 296 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,734 I thought you lived life and took risks 297 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,536 and fucked systems. OK. 298 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,940 OK. We will take the mountain pass, Frodo. 299 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,243 Get in. Come on. 300 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:16,014 [Rancid's "Time Bomb" playing] 301 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,615 Tim Armstrong: ♪ If you wanna make a move 302 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,217 ♪ Then you better come in 303 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,920 ♪ It's just the ability to reason that wears so thin ♪ 304 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,023 ♪ Living and dying and the stories that are true ♪ 305 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,393 ♪ Secret to a good life's knowing when you're through ♪ 306 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,462 ♪ Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac ♪ 307 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,165 ♪ Yeah, the boy's a time bomb 308 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,368 ♪ Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac ♪ 309 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,470 ♪ Yeah, the boy's a time bomb 310 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,772 ♪ Well, he's back in the hole 311 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,740 ♪ Where they got him living like a rat ♪ 312 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,509 ♪ But he's smarter than that 313 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,777 ♪ 9 lives like a cat 314 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,078 ♪ 15 years old 315 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,746 ♪ Take him to the youth authority home ♪ 316 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,114 ♪ First thing you learn 317 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,749 ♪ You got to make it in this world alone ♪ 318 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,752 ♪ Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac ♪ 319 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:58,656 ♪ Yeah, the boy's a time bomb 320 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,258 I think maybe I'm overthinking this. 321 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,459 I mean, should I be worried? 322 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,860 I'm really worried, Trish. 323 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,530 I know, but people snap all the time. 324 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,733 Like, I had this cousin who was a full-blown Mormon, right? 325 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,835 He went on his mission. He got married. 326 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:14,572 He did the whole thing, and then one day, he just lost it. 327 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,475 He went to Las Vegas and gambled all his money, 328 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,812 and they found him in a hotel room 329 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,816 with hookers who had given him meth. 330 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,452 OK. Meth hookers. 331 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,853 Thank you, Shelly. 332 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,589 OK, and hookers are people who have sex for money... 333 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,790 I get it. 334 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,459 and meth is an illegal street drug. 335 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,728 You need to stop talking now. 336 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,396 You need to go upstairs to my bedroom 337 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,497 and get my address book. 338 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,665 Can you do that? Upstairs. 339 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,699 Just upstairs. 340 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,101 Got it. Upstairs. My room. 341 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,569 I'll check Ross' just to be sure. 342 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:45,803 Not Ross' room, my room. 343 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,106 You can never be sure. Oh... 344 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,843 Shaftiel: ♪ We are 3 kings in honor 345 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:55,580 ♪ We are the midst of Dagda's spell ♪ 346 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,781 ♪ We are 3... 347 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,683 Thought you were dead. 348 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,286 No, man. No. Almost. 349 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,389 Ha ha! 350 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,158 I work for a state senator now. 351 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,293 Unfortunate. 352 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,628 No. I like politics. 353 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,863 Still a punk? 354 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,065 I still listen to music, go to a good show. 355 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,300 So, yes, you're still a slave to a musical genre. 356 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,835 It's interesting you should say that. 357 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,003 Really? Yeah. 358 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,438 You're like the fucking poster boy 359 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,606 for Norwegian black metal. 360 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,107 I wouldn't say that. 361 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,009 OK, OK. Let's stop here just for--for a minute, OK, 362 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,845 so I can explain to you these two jokers. 363 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,847 Right after I died, 364 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,016 most of my friends left Salt Lake City, 365 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:35,553 but these guys fucking stayed. 366 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,155 First, there's John. 367 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,756 Back in the day when I was alive, 368 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,158 John was a mod-- 369 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,927 in fact, he was called John the Mod-- 370 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,396 but then he met this Norwegian chick, 371 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:49,267 and he moved to, like, Norway, where he discovered black metal, 372 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:53,838 possibly the most hardcore music genre going on at the time. 373 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,474 See, these Norwegian kids, they were pissed off 374 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,009 at Christianity for coming 375 00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,144 and fucking destroying their culture. 376 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,580 I mean, it happened, like, 10 billion years ago, 377 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,715 but, you know, we all need a cause, right? 378 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,886 So John, being Native American Mormon, 379 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,856 kind of connected with this, 380 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,459 so he changed his name to Johnny Jekyll, 381 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,893 buffed out, grew out his hair, 382 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,695 started wearing all this fucking makeup shit, 383 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,664 drinking out of things like this, 384 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,699 and then he opened a black metal shop 385 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,102 here in Salt Lake City. 386 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:28,139 Hey, uh, how much for these smoke bombs? 387 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,374 Uh, these--these-- these smoke bombs. 388 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,776 How much for the, uh-- 389 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,144 These are the Black Cat smoke bombs, 390 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,145 come 3 to a pack. 391 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,580 How much? 392 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,849 The--the Black Cat smoke bombs, 393 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,383 these, how much? 394 00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,953 It is illegal to sell smoke bombs without a proper license. 395 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,187 Well, no. It's-- 396 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,490 Sean, I got this. 397 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,760 I--it's--I mean, there's a sign here 398 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,096 that says, "For sale." 399 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,232 This look like you wrote this. 400 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,000 No, it does not. 401 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,869 But I--I'm holding these in my-- 402 00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:00,671 They're Black Cat smoke bombs. 403 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,573 This is not some dream 404 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,475 from the inside of my brain head. 405 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,910 You are mistaken. 406 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,945 Are you fucking kidding me? 407 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,748 The--they're right here. 408 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,283 I just want to buy 409 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:15,887 some Black Cat Smoke Alarm smoke-- 410 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:18,856 I will run you through with my blade. 411 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:25,163 OK. No smoke bombs, fucking asshole. 412 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,798 I'll go to the cops. I'm Dorgon. 413 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,700 You do that. 414 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,435 I'm Dorgon. 415 00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:32,904 Dorgon. 416 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,672 John, John, John, John, you think it's a good idea 417 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,275 to threaten your customers with, you know, actual death? 418 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,876 Why do you think they come in here? 419 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,044 Well, you don't want to sell the fireworks, 420 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,212 why don't you just put them away? 421 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,147 Those are for people in the circle. 422 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,350 That guy-- not in the circle. 423 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,120 Holy fuck, John, you've really changed. 424 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,255 Heroin Bob, voice-over: So then there's Sean. 425 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:54,192 Now, Sean back in the day used to sell acid, 426 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,261 but after an accident where he inadvertently ingested 427 00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:00,998 over 112 hits of acid, he got so fucked up, 428 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,167 he started thinking that I was Jesus Christ, 429 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,736 and, by the way, I like to visit him sometimes 430 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,471 in flashbacks and freak him out. 431 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,975 So Sean ended up begging, but eventually, 432 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,878 he got himself off the streets and checked into a facility, 433 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,846 and after a few years, he got out 434 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,616 and even got a job working for a state senator, 435 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,519 but, you know, you can't really take the punk 436 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,288 out of a guy like Sean. 437 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,126 Man: When I search you, what am I gonna find, huh? 438 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,963 Look at me. Needles? 439 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,565 Maybe. I don't know, man. 440 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,434 Crash? 441 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,668 Dude. Dude! 442 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,736 Sean, what's up, man? 443 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,737 What's up, man? 444 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,738 What's up, dude? 445 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,973 You look good. You look-- 446 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:44,108 Oh, man, how's shit on the Hill, man? 447 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,943 Oh, you got all tatted up and everything. 448 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,278 That's crazy. 449 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,512 Sir... What? 450 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,847 I need you to step back now. 451 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,916 What? I'm arresting this man. 452 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,118 Arresting him? For what? 453 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,654 None of your damn business. Step back. 454 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,389 It's cool, man. I work-- 455 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,991 I'm used to this, dude. It's cool. 456 00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,392 No. Wait. Hold-- hold on a second, Crash. 457 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,794 I work--I work on the Hill, you see, 458 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,163 and I would like to know why you're arresting this man. 459 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,500 Because I can. What are you gonna do about it? 460 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,471 Oh, run. 461 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,739 What? 462 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,574 I'm not talking to you. 463 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,708 Run! 464 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:23,014 D'oh! Shit! Sh-- 465 00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:27,218 Oh, shit. Uh... 466 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:31,155 Oh, fuck. 467 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:35,760 What, you mace me? Who maces people? 468 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:39,163 Aah! 469 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,402 You want to mace me? 470 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,470 Uh! 471 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,606 Your bike's over here! 472 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:56,914 Sean: Ross, Chandler, Joey in a Punjabi death match. 473 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,649 Who takes it? 474 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,053 Ross, Chandler, Joey in a Punjabi death match. 475 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,822 That's a good question. 476 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,924 What's a Punjabi death match? 477 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,126 Basically, it's like a steel cage match, 478 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,762 but you use bamboo and stuff. 479 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,031 Yeah, but who wins? 480 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:17,835 Gunther. 481 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,770 Oh, come on. Gunther was a tool. 482 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,905 Oh, Gunther, if we he in that-- 483 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,707 You know what that reminds me of? 484 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,442 "Smelly cat." "Smelly cat." 485 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,376 See, I loved-- 486 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:26,477 It was a catchy tune, right? 487 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,712 It was great, so I'm gonna do 488 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:28,979 a death metal version. 489 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,181 Did you know they each got a million dollars? 490 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,350 There was some point where an assistant 491 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,484 ran into the room and told an executive, 492 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,019 "Each Friend wants a million dollars, 493 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,420 or they're not doing the show anymore." 494 00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:37,221 An episode. 495 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,190 It's fucked up, right? 496 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,925 Not if Gunther is getting a million dollars. 497 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,226 Gunther didn't get a million dollars. 498 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:43,627 Then they shouldn't fucking get anything. 499 00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:45,629 Hmm. 500 00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,698 Hey, I'm just telling you what I think honestly, man. 501 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,533 [Telephone ringing] 502 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:53,037 Do you think Gunther could have his own spin-off show? 503 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,374 I think he should have his own spin-off show. 504 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,342 Sean? 505 00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,543 Thank you. 506 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,078 [Ring] 507 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,682 Warrior Music. What do you want? 508 00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:09,120 I haven't seen him. 509 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,958 I'll be right over. 510 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,626 [Beep] 511 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,698 How long has it been since you've seen Trish? 512 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,002 Trish? 513 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:26,937 3 years. 514 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,706 Well, she's got a problem. 515 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,474 Like what, she's a bitch? 516 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:33,077 Heh. No, like a parental problem. 517 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,246 Her son-- Ross. 518 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,314 You know Ross? Yeah. 519 00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:40,017 Like a fucking uncle to him. 520 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,253 Me, too. 521 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,922 Dude, why you looking at me like that? 522 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,223 Like what? 523 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,892 Like you want to take that sword and stab me. 524 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:49,393 I don't want to stab you, Sean. 525 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:52,463 Dude, you got to learn how to just relax your face. 526 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,898 You've got asshole face. 527 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,132 I am relaxed. 528 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,306 Ben Weasel: ♪ Apartment ambience is like a motel ♪ 529 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:07,111 ♪ Little town blues can't compare to this hell ♪ 530 00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:10,114 ♪ Do you ever want to go... 531 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,883 You happy now? 532 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:15,319 Are you gay? What? 533 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,388 I've--I've--I've wondered for some time now, 534 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,924 and Crash was questioning your gender deficits. 535 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:22,092 I'm straight-curious. 536 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,961 Straight-curious. 537 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,396 I'm really hungry. Are you guys hungry? 538 00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:27,998 No. man. You're really drunk. 539 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,701 So this is what it's like to be drunk? 540 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,803 Take a sip. 541 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,007 Easy there, Churchill. 542 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,843 Ha ha ha! 543 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:41,078 That's not beer. 544 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,947 Dude, you drank half the fucking bottle. 545 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,448 That's not beer. 546 00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:46,584 ♪ The air smells different out here at 3 A.M. ♪ 547 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:47,685 Oh, my God... 548 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:49,086 Push it out, man. Yeah. 549 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,688 I feel... Yeah! 550 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,790 ♪ Will fall apart inside your room ♪ 551 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:56,594 ♪ So please come on out and do something else ♪ 552 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:14,178 Just--Christ, what the fuck are you doing? 553 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,813 I was doing you a favor. 554 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,448 Oh, what favor? 555 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:20,117 I was just making you look like a girl. 556 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,754 Damn it. Stop. Ha ha! 557 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,856 What's your boy doing? 558 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,727 Uh! How do you like it, flowers? 559 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:32,062 Fucking die, flowers! 560 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:35,633 Fuck...you and you. 561 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,601 Fuck you. Uh! 562 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:41,372 How do you fucking like it, huh? Uh! 563 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:47,811 What'd those flowers ever do to you? 564 00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:51,715 They're just fucking... 565 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,620 cruel. 566 00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:58,989 [gasps] Ha! 567 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,130 Hey, Shelly. 568 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:07,364 Thank God you're here. 569 00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,933 There is no God, Shelly. 570 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:11,068 John. Hi. 571 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:14,338 Hmm...so what do you think is going on? 572 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,707 Whatever it is, I don't think it's so bad. 573 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:19,410 I know, but it's just so unlike Ross. 574 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,612 Usually, you know, he's so responsible. 575 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,280 I mean, maybe he's a little dark, 576 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:24,882 but otherwise, he's perfect. 577 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:27,318 He's a great kid. I know. 578 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,787 By the way, do you remember Sean? 579 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,990 Hey. Hi. Wow. 580 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,992 I thought you were-- Dead? 581 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:38,262 Yeah. Yeah. I get that a lot. 582 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,197 Well, sorry. 583 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:41,432 I would normally be more polite. 584 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,901 I'm just really worried about my kid. 585 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,936 No. I understand. 586 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,973 If Ross is drinking, he's really drinking. 587 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,442 How do you know my son? 588 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:53,677 I met him 3 years ago down on State. 589 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,980 He was hanging out with some, uh, 590 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:57,381 not crusties, but, uh-- 591 00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,083 Skate punks? Not skate punks. 592 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,484 Gutter punks? Gutter punks. 593 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:02,486 Heroin Bob, voice-over: Let me break in here and say 594 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:04,355 something about punk, 595 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:08,225 punk the, uh, music genre and, uh, movement. 596 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:09,827 See, now, way back 10,000 years ago 597 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:12,162 when the whole thing started, it was just punk, 598 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,098 but over the years, like religion, 599 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,601 the whole thing began to divide, so today it's hard to keep up 600 00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:20,170 with all the different kinds of punk there is. 601 00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:22,640 Let me just list a few of the subdivisions-- 602 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:23,874 punk, 603 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,009 hardcore, 604 00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:26,443 emocore, queercore, 605 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,946 skate punk, surf punk, 606 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:31,448 straight edge, crust punk, gutter punk, soccer punk, 607 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:34,685 steampunk, psychobilly, horror punk, 608 00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:37,454 folk punk, ska punk, anarcho-punk, pop punk, 609 00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:39,556 post-punk, proto-punk, oi, 610 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:42,926 trash punk, Nazi punk--fuck off-- 611 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:46,664 cowpunk, 2 Tone, art punk, bandana thrash, 612 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:49,900 gypsy punk, Canadian hardcore-- ha ha!-- 613 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,403 Celtic punk, Christian punk, 614 00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:55,005 Krishnacore, glam punk, 615 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:58,342 Latino punk, street punk, geek punk, Greek punk, 616 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:02,913 and freak punk, just to name a few. 617 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:04,481 Lots to choose from. 618 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,684 Personally, I like it all. 619 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,318 Bam. 620 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,586 No. That's impossible. 621 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,288 Ross doesn't hang out in the streets. 622 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,023 Oh, he's with this kid named Crash. 623 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,692 Fucking Crash. 624 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:16,460 He is a gutter punk, isn't he? 625 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:19,530 No, no, no. He just liked to hang out down there. 626 00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:26,203 Dude, you know what's crazy, man? 627 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,271 What's that? 628 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,439 One day, all the snow caps 629 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:29,440 on those beautiful mountains 630 00:28:29,442 --> 00:28:31,341 are gonna be gone, dude... 631 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:33,177 Beautiful snowcaps. 632 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,045 and it's because we did it, man. 633 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,246 Like, we fucked it up. 634 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,981 We fucked up the planet we live on. 635 00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:39,650 I suppose. 636 00:28:39,652 --> 00:28:41,685 Well, how's Mama Trish doing, man? 637 00:28:41,687 --> 00:28:44,521 She's well, thank you. She's doing well. 638 00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:45,923 The shop's still open. 639 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,458 She'll appreciate you having asked about her. 640 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:48,659 I'll let her know. 641 00:28:48,661 --> 00:28:50,060 She'd probably spaz if she found out 642 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,695 you were drinking, man. 643 00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:53,263 You seen his mom's shop? 644 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,299 No. What is it? Whoa. 645 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:56,734 Tell her what's in the shop, brother. 646 00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:59,570 It's a, um, fanciful novelty shop, I suppose. 647 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:00,771 Dude, it's sick. 648 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:02,306 They got, like, fucking two-headed cats, 649 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,308 like, stuffed animal-- like, not animals, but, 650 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,409 you know, like when they kill shit... 651 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:06,477 Taxidermy, Crash. 652 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:07,478 Yeah. Taxidermy. 653 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,679 It's fucking taxidermy. 654 00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:10,180 I suppose growing up in an oddities shop 655 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:13,383 was, um-- was tremendous. 656 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:14,518 Mom was great. 657 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,686 When I was a boy, 658 00:29:15,688 --> 00:29:17,020 Mom had a great business relationship 659 00:29:17,022 --> 00:29:18,489 with a marvelous taxidermist, 660 00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:20,457 so we always had a lot of pets around the house. 661 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:24,895 They were dead, but we had a swan--Edmund. 662 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:27,197 The swan was dead. 663 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:30,768 Well, yeah. It was stuffed... 664 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:32,302 Ha! 665 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,571 good listener, good company, 666 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:37,541 and then we had a, um, python 667 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:39,276 over the door frame. 668 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,811 Oh, fuck that. No way. 669 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,881 Cordelia. She was sweet. Mom got her. 670 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:45,749 Anyways, Ross wanted to know about his dad, 671 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:47,785 and so we talked, and after that, 672 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:49,653 he used to like to come by the office 673 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:52,623 and ask for advice, used to love 674 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,591 to hear stories about his old man, huh, John? 675 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:55,993 You work in an office? 676 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:58,262 I do work in an office, and it's awesome. 677 00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:01,431 Hmm. Hey, this your shop? 678 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:03,834 Yeah. I fucking love it. 679 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:06,837 Thanks. I don't understand. 680 00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:09,573 If Ross wanted to talk about his dad, 681 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:11,208 he could've just asked me. 682 00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:12,409 Why is he going to you? 683 00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:13,977 When's the last time you saw him? 684 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:15,345 Week ago. 685 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,014 He's been hooking up with this chick, 686 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:18,415 which is weird because he used to talk 687 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,784 a crazy story about not falling in love, 688 00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:21,985 and now--pbbt. 689 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:24,955 Why am I hearing about this for the first time? 690 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:27,024 Yeah. I heard about this girl, too. 691 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:27,891 What? 692 00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:29,092 He's too proud to tell you 693 00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:30,394 about something like that. 694 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:31,395 So I'm the only one who doesn't know? 695 00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:32,396 Ross has a girlfriend? 696 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:33,964 Trish: Shelly--fuck. 697 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,299 What do you think this little hussy did, 698 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:36,400 break his heart? 699 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:37,401 She dumped him. 700 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:38,702 Sound about right. 701 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:41,405 That little bitch. I'm gonna kill her. 702 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:43,373 [Birds chirping] 703 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:46,143 I never loved that girl. 704 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:56,386 [Sniffles] 705 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,021 Now, I know what you're thinking. 706 00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,023 You think I'm all screwed up because of some girl, 707 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,025 but it is so much bigger than that. 708 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,361 I have spent my whole life under control. 709 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,263 I think I've earned the right to have a little fun. 710 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:07,664 You know what I mean? 711 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,533 Damn straight, brother. 712 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,602 [Bikini Kill's "Tony Randall" playing] 713 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:15,372 Kathleen Hanna: ♪ Tony Randall 714 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:19,276 ♪ Mary Tyler Moore 715 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:22,646 ♪ Molly Ringwald 716 00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:26,583 ♪ Rerun shows 717 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,019 ♪ Robotic nation 718 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:34,191 ♪ False history spit out 719 00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:35,626 ♪ Another picture of a... 720 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,361 How old is this car? 721 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:39,997 ♪ To bore me 722 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:42,299 [Engine stalls] 723 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:43,934 Crash: Shit, man. 724 00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:47,237 Penny: Damn it. 725 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,840 [Engine cranks] 726 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:57,014 This is your fault, Crash. 727 00:31:57,016 --> 00:32:00,183 My fault? Why? Ross wanted to come this way. 728 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:01,518 He's fucking confused. 729 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,887 I hold you responsible for him. 730 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:06,123 [Scoffs] 731 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:12,796 This is bullshit. It's your car. Uh! 732 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,732 Hey, asshole! What? 733 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:18,101 Don't touch my car, you fucking troll. 734 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,471 Fine. What's your problem, man? 735 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,540 I don't want you touching my car. 736 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:24,741 What is it with you 737 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:25,809 and your fucking car, anyway? 738 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:27,044 Any time someone touches it, 739 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:28,278 you turn into a seething bitch. 740 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,247 Not somebody, just you. 741 00:32:30,249 --> 00:32:31,381 See, you always do this. 742 00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:33,684 Crash, my car is fucked. 743 00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:35,719 All I wanted to do is go to that show 744 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,321 and not play wet nurse to you 745 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:38,855 and your fucking faggot friend. 746 00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:40,557 Look how it worked out for me. 747 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:41,625 You're really uptight, you know that? 748 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,860 Yeah. You're a fucking child. 749 00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:45,896 You know how to fix this car? 750 00:32:45,898 --> 00:32:48,532 Who's gonna pay for that, you asshole? 751 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:49,633 Dickhead. Fuck you! 752 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:50,767 Hey, fuck you. 753 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:52,035 I'll kick your ass, girl or not. 754 00:32:52,037 --> 00:32:54,504 Any time, Stretch. 755 00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:55,973 [Scoffs] 756 00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:09,987 [Sighs] 757 00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:12,389 Hey, Crash? 758 00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:20,364 Sorry I'm such a bitch. 759 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:24,901 Yeah. I know. 760 00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:29,106 So what do we do about the car? 761 00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:31,942 Oh, hey! 762 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,684 Try it now. 763 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:47,190 Ha! 764 00:33:49,894 --> 00:33:52,429 Go on, man. Try it, man. 765 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:05,142 [Engine starts] 766 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:08,078 [The Dwarves "I Masturbate Me" playing] 767 00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:12,649 Ha! Yay! 768 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:15,385 Fuck, dude. Argh. 769 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,721 Crash: That's Brother Ross. 770 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,123 Fuck yeah. 771 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:23,226 Blag Dahlia: ♪ And I know you been there, too, yourself ♪ 772 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:26,897 Ha! Whoo! 773 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:29,266 ♪ Why do we want... 774 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:30,967 It's all wrong. 775 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,203 He should've called by now. 776 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,438 What do you think? 777 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,039 I think he'll be OK. 778 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,874 He's got a good head on his shoulders. 779 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:41,912 [Rancid's "Fall Back Down" playing] 780 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:50,887 So we're taking a break from straight edge, huh? 781 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:54,658 I'm not straight edge. I don't, um-- 782 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,260 I don't run with any crowds, really. 783 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,329 Um-- 784 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,098 God, you really don't know me, do you, Penny? 785 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,967 No. I don't, Ross. I mean, nobody knows you. 786 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:07,104 You just act like you're above all us punters. 787 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:09,039 Really? 788 00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:11,575 Is--is that what you guys think of me? 789 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:12,843 Oh, well, I mean-- 790 00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:15,145 That's--that's awful. You think-- 791 00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:16,580 So I'm an arrogant person? 792 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:17,714 Ding, ding, ding. 793 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,182 Tell him what he's won, Crash. 794 00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:21,785 I mean, fuck that, man. Ross is a cool fucker. 795 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,086 Don't listen to Penny. 796 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:24,921 No. You know what? I like the criticism. 797 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:28,024 It's good. I'm gonna stop being aloof. 798 00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:31,228 Let's give that man a ride. 799 00:35:38,569 --> 00:35:40,871 You want a ride? 800 00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:47,477 Sure. Thank you. 801 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,212 Thank Lord Byron here. 802 00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:52,682 Hello, Mr. Byron. I am William. 803 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,985 Hello, William. Actually, I'm Ross. 804 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:57,154 This young lady is Penny, 805 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:59,256 and this gentleman here is Crash. 806 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,391 Well, what are you doing up here? 807 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:03,026 Are you a mountaineer? 808 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,061 I am here to meet a man for a pickup. 809 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:06,963 Yeah? What'd you pick up? 810 00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:09,099 Check this out, man. 811 00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:16,039 Holy shit, bro. 812 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:20,777 Ha ha! That's a lot. That's a shit lot. 813 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:23,313 Fresh from the fields of Wyoming. 814 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:28,652 How'd you grow these dreads? 815 00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:31,421 Wisdom. 816 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:33,256 Wisdom? 817 00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:36,126 Just wisdom, man. 818 00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:38,895 How you get them spikes in your hair? 819 00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:43,333 Soap. 820 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,368 Just soap? 821 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:49,673 Yeah. Just put it in and let it dry. 822 00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:51,741 Let me smell you. 823 00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:53,944 [both sniff] 824 00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:56,079 Smell like soap. 825 00:36:56,081 --> 00:36:57,814 Ha! That's right. 826 00:36:57,816 --> 00:37:00,450 How you get your hair to be so pink? 827 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,885 Dye. Dye? 828 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,454 Yeah. Ha ha! 829 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,790 [Sniffs] 830 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,858 Smell like dye. 831 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:11,394 Ha ha ha! 832 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:14,531 Let me smell your hair. 833 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,766 [both sniff] 834 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:18,668 Ha ha! 835 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,036 Doesn't smell like anything. 836 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:23,473 Ha ha ha! Wisdom nice. 837 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:24,908 Wisdom don't smell. 838 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,810 Oh, fantastic. I'm really hungry. 839 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:29,679 You don't mind, do you? Let's go. 840 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,748 Dude... 841 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,450 do you know what you just ate? 842 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:34,818 Oh--oh, my God. 843 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,319 It's just mushrooms. 844 00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:38,355 You don't buy that kind at the grocery market, man. 845 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,656 Penny: Can he O.D.? Should we just do 846 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:40,824 something about this? 847 00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:42,993 No. Him won't die, 848 00:37:42,995 --> 00:37:44,928 but him will fly. 849 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,062 That is for sure. 850 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,297 But I feel totally normal. 851 00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:48,531 What? 852 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,269 I mean, give it, like, 10 minutes. 853 00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,403 You'll definitely notice something. 854 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:55,305 Just make him throw it up, you know? 855 00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:56,106 Really? 856 00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:57,474 Guys, you know what? 857 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,376 I really feel fine, OK? 858 00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:01,211 And your perspective's your perspective, 859 00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:02,912 and, like, if you had my perspective, 860 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:04,881 it wouldn't make any sense because I've got a perspective, 861 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:07,050 and you've got a perspective, and Penny's got a perspective, 862 00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:08,285 and William has a-- certainly has 863 00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:09,619 his own perspective. Wait, wait, wait. 864 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:10,954 So how can you see something 865 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,255 from my perspective if you don't know 866 00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:13,423 what my perspective is--even is 867 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,225 because you have your own perspective? 868 00:38:15,227 --> 00:38:16,259 I can fly! 869 00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:18,128 People should sell this stuff. 870 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,262 You'd make a fortune. 871 00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:21,231 I get to drink. a beer. Ha ha. 872 00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:22,799 Why not? 873 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,634 See, Ross doesn't drink. 874 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:25,902 Oh, no. No! 875 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:26,970 He doesn't do any of that. 876 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,071 This is his first day. 877 00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:30,340 Look. There's an elephant! 878 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:31,975 That's not letters, that's not letters. 879 00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:35,312 Yeah. That's not letters. That's not lett-- 880 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:36,980 Shit. It... 881 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,149 My finger's so much bigger than yours. 882 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:42,018 Can I drive? Can you teach me how to drive? 883 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:44,054 I feel funny. 884 00:38:44,056 --> 00:38:45,088 Ross, voice-over: We're all mammals. 885 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,489 We're fucking mammals. 886 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,425 It's like there's worms or something. 887 00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:50,493 What the fuck do these things do? 888 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,362 I don't have any hair on my chest. 889 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:54,364 I feel like stuff's moving too much. 890 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,599 I need to go hold my breath. 891 00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:59,769 Stop. Aw, fuck it, dude. 892 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,137 Do you remember-- do you remember 893 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:03,573 when you said that you're straight curious? 894 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:06,309 I--I'm curious. 895 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:07,811 What does that even mean? 896 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,179 I like you, Ross. 897 00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:11,581 Yeah. I like you so much. 898 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,149 Your thing is 899 00:39:13,151 --> 00:39:15,618 a different color from your hair. 900 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,320 I feel happy. 901 00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,655 I don't think I made the Earth. 902 00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:21,491 Penny: Hope you guys are having a great time. 903 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:22,492 I am! 904 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:25,395 When's Penny get some drugs, huh? 905 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:29,299 New Order: ♪ Travel first and lead towards this time ♪ 906 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:33,470 I'm a terrible mother. 907 00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:34,671 No, you're not. 908 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:35,705 I am. 909 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,040 [Sniffles] 910 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,442 I don't even know who my own son is. 911 00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:41,845 Look at me. 912 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:43,480 I'm a freak. 913 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:45,548 I go to the PTA meetings, and the other mothers, 914 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,852 they just--they just stare at me like I'm... 915 00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:50,420 scum. 916 00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:51,654 You can't change who you are. 917 00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:53,323 Yes, I can. 918 00:39:53,325 --> 00:39:55,024 I don't have to be a freak. 919 00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:56,826 You're not a freak. 920 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,661 Thank you, Thor. 921 00:39:58,663 --> 00:39:59,929 She's upset. 922 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,164 Of course I'm upset. 923 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,499 I thought I knew who my son was, 924 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,100 but Jesus on the fucking cross-- 925 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:05,402 Jesus can keep the cross to himself. 926 00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:06,669 John. 927 00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:08,738 Shh. 928 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,707 I'm worried. 929 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:11,741 I'm worried, too. 930 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,144 Not Ross. 931 00:40:14,146 --> 00:40:16,379 I'm worried about you. 932 00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:17,680 What's that supposed to mean? 933 00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:20,283 I knew that at some point this would happen. 934 00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:23,119 What? What would happen? 935 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,622 You guys are completely useless. 936 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,425 You're just-- 937 00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:31,861 Ross is out there, suffering, 938 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,797 possibly even dying, 939 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:35,131 and you're just here laying 940 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:38,067 all this s-h-i-t on Trish! 941 00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:39,602 Instead of standing around, 942 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:42,639 slandering the name of Heavenly Father, 943 00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:45,508 why don't you go out and do something? 944 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:48,945 You adults are completely useless! 945 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,914 [Telephone ringing] 946 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,382 Give me the phone, give the phone! 947 00:40:52,384 --> 00:40:54,884 Give me the fucking phone! 948 00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:56,719 Dearly Departed. 949 00:40:56,721 --> 00:40:57,821 Oh! Eddie, hi. 950 00:40:57,823 --> 00:40:59,456 [Sniffs] 951 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:02,759 Heroin Bob, voice-over: OK, OK. Let's, uh, stop for a second. 952 00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:04,127 I think we need a smoke break. 953 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:06,396 [Bensound's "Elevator Bossa Nova" playing] 954 00:41:10,534 --> 00:41:14,204 In fact, I think all movies should have smoke breaks. 955 00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:23,279 You know one of the best parts about being dead? 956 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,316 Nobody can tell you that smoking will kill you. 957 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:30,987 OK. We're back! 958 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,223 So this guy Eddie, 959 00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:35,558 he used to hang out with us back in the day, 960 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,328 mostly because he didn't fit in with anyone else. 961 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:42,632 He was sort of one of these old-fashioned playboy types, 962 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:43,900 really good-looking, 963 00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:45,268 the ladies loved him, 964 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:46,803 he loved the ladies. 965 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:51,908 So what does a guy like that do with such talents? 966 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,479 He sells it. 967 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:00,683 Burlesque club! 968 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,986 But this wasn't like one of these seedy clubs. 969 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:05,922 Nooo. This was hip. 970 00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:07,724 It was even considered art, 971 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:10,260 like Lower Manhattan art. 972 00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:13,129 He was the new Don Juan, 973 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:15,999 the Salt Lake City Hugh Hefner. 974 00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:17,433 Guys, thank you so much for coming. 975 00:42:17,435 --> 00:42:20,136 It's great to see you. Thank you so much. Please. 976 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,005 Heroin Bob, voice-over: That's not how he made his money, though. 977 00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:26,809 No. He took the whole thing, and he put it into space-- 978 00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:29,913 girlsofpunkburlesque.com! 979 00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:32,081 But, you know, it wasn't like a porno site or anything. 980 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:34,450 It was more of a-- a tease kind of thing, 981 00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:37,954 you know, fancy girls with flashy curls. 982 00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:46,429 No. He hasn't called me either. 983 00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:48,264 Trish, just stay ca-- 984 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:51,000 just try and stay calm. 985 00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:53,770 Where's he gonna go? 986 00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:56,372 Listen. Listen. I'm practically there. 987 00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:58,074 I'll come by and pick you up, 988 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,376 and we'll go look for him, OK? 989 00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:01,978 Please. It's fine. I'm like his uncle. 990 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:04,447 [Early jazz playing] 991 00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:43,086 I don't know why we're doing this. 992 00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:45,622 [Music continuing] 993 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,727 Snap out of it, man. 994 00:43:50,729 --> 00:43:52,428 We're in a fucking bowling alley, man! 995 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:54,297 You're all right. Come on. Shake it off. 996 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:55,565 Shake it off. 997 00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:58,968 Try this gum. Try the gum. 998 00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:02,105 Try the gum. 999 00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:04,340 This gum tastes so good. 1000 00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:06,809 [Music continuing] 1001 00:44:14,686 --> 00:44:17,687 What the fuck are you doing, man? 1002 00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:20,023 Heh heh heh. 1003 00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:22,492 [Music continuing] 1004 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:57,727 [Music distorting] 1005 00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:01,497 Crash, distant: Ross. 1006 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,469 Ross. 1007 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:09,472 Hey, Ross! 1008 00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:11,407 Yeah. What? What? 1009 00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:13,076 Where are we? 1010 00:45:13,078 --> 00:45:14,243 We're at a gas station. 1011 00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:15,845 Dude, you definitely checked out. 1012 00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:17,880 Yeah. It's nice to have you back. 1013 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:19,215 I don't understand. 1014 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:20,383 Well, I mean, you haven't said a word 1015 00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:21,718 in, like, an hour. 1016 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,052 You didn't even say bye to William. 1017 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,954 Oh, no! 1018 00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:28,291 He's--I like that guy. 1019 00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:30,126 We were worried for a bit. 1020 00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:31,761 I'm--I'm good. I'm... 1021 00:45:31,763 --> 00:45:32,929 [Inhales] 1022 00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:34,063 I'm very fine. 1023 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,398 Man: Hey! 1024 00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:39,001 Shit. 1025 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,406 What's wrong? 1026 00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:44,874 Just everything. 1027 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:49,979 Where the hell you been? 1028 00:45:49,981 --> 00:45:51,247 Who is that? 1029 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,315 Hey, Dad. 1030 00:45:52,317 --> 00:45:53,850 I asked you a question. 1031 00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:55,251 Just crashing at a friend's. 1032 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:56,919 Have you been drinking? 1033 00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,488 Have you?! 1034 00:45:58,490 --> 00:46:00,523 Slutting around with your faggot friends, 1035 00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:02,558 drinking and driving! 1036 00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:05,695 Yeah. 1037 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:06,829 Gah! Unh! 1038 00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:08,197 Holy shit! 1039 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,365 Man: Sir, that's really not-- 1040 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:10,967 Mind your fucking business! 1041 00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:13,669 Hey. Um, Penny, I'm sorry about your da-- 1042 00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:15,438 Hey. Um, pretty boy, when you produce 1043 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,306 a living father, you can talk to me about mine, 1044 00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:19,175 so shut the fuck up! 1045 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,547 Penny's dad: What the? 1046 00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,815 Get off the car! 1047 00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:28,084 Get the fuck off my car! 1048 00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:29,852 Fuck you, Dad! I hate you! 1049 00:46:29,854 --> 00:46:31,354 Get down here now, you bitch! 1050 00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:33,856 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1051 00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:36,259 Goddamn it! What I'd tell you about getting up on my car? 1052 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:38,461 I hate you, Dad! Fuck you! 1053 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,463 Goddamn it! Get down here now, you little bitch! 1054 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,565 Fuck you! Fuck you! Stop it! Stop it now! 1055 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:45,101 I hate you! I hate you! 1056 00:46:45,103 --> 00:46:47,203 I hate you, Dad! 1057 00:46:47,205 --> 00:46:48,805 You little bitch, get the fuck down! 1058 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:50,640 Get off my-- 1059 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,610 You'll be jerking yourself off 1060 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:57,580 from now on, you fuck! 1061 00:46:57,582 --> 00:46:59,949 Mott The Hoople: ♪ All the young dudes 1062 00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,083 ♪ Hey, dudes 1063 00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:03,319 ♪ Carry the news 1064 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:04,387 ♪ Where are you? 1065 00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:06,522 ♪ Boogaloo dudes 1066 00:47:06,524 --> 00:47:07,957 ♪ Stand up 1067 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:11,127 ♪ Carry the news 1068 00:47:11,129 --> 00:47:12,595 Ha ha ha! 1069 00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:14,497 ♪ All the young dudes 1070 00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:15,965 ♪ I want to hear you 1071 00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:17,733 ♪ Carry the news 1072 00:47:17,735 --> 00:47:19,202 ♪ I want to see you 1073 00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:20,636 ♪ Boogaloo dudes 1074 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,104 ♪ And I want to relate to you ♪ 1075 00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:24,073 ♪ Carry the news 1076 00:47:24,075 --> 00:47:25,241 Are you OK? 1077 00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:28,177 Yeah. I'm perfect. 1078 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,645 ♪ All the young dudes 1079 00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:30,980 ♪ What dudes? 1080 00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,114 ♪ Carry the news 1081 00:47:32,116 --> 00:47:33,850 Ross, um... 1082 00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:35,218 Yeah? 1083 00:47:37,154 --> 00:47:39,856 ♪ Carry the news 1084 00:47:39,858 --> 00:47:41,257 Well... 1085 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:44,727 I'm really sorry about what I said back there. 1086 00:47:44,729 --> 00:47:46,562 I think I'm in love with you. 1087 00:47:51,134 --> 00:47:52,735 Fuck off, faggot. 1088 00:47:54,972 --> 00:47:56,539 ♪ Now you all his friends ♪ 1089 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:58,207 ♪ All the young dudes 1090 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,208 ♪ Now you bring him down ♪ 1091 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,376 ♪ 'Cause I want him 1092 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:01,644 ♪ Carry the news 1093 00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:02,712 ♪ Come on, mama 1094 00:48:02,714 --> 00:48:03,880 ♪ Boogaloo dudes 1095 00:48:03,882 --> 00:48:05,414 ♪ I want him right here ♪ 1096 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,582 ♪ Bring him, come on 1097 00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,551 You here? OK. Good. 1098 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:10,019 Eddie's out front. 1099 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:11,621 We're gonna look for Ross if you guys want to come. 1100 00:48:11,623 --> 00:48:13,189 Yeah, I want to go. I'm gonna go. 1101 00:48:13,191 --> 00:48:14,590 Figured. 1102 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:16,192 Hey. Who--who's Eddie? 1103 00:48:16,194 --> 00:48:17,526 Um, you don't know him. 1104 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,263 John: He's a good guy. 1105 00:48:20,265 --> 00:48:21,530 Goodish. 1106 00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:22,865 Trish: Behave. 1107 00:48:22,867 --> 00:48:25,968 You know, I--I might know where Ross is. 1108 00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,203 What? 1109 00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:30,506 I mean--I mean, I might know where he's going. 1110 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:32,842 What?! 1111 00:48:34,878 --> 00:48:37,246 Heroin Bob: There's the stage. 1112 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,382 Everybody's here. 1113 00:48:39,384 --> 00:48:41,717 Everybody's excited. 1114 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,587 All we need now is a band! 1115 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:46,088 ♪ My right to say what I want ♪ 1116 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,890 ♪ And think the way I want to think ♪ 1117 00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:49,225 ♪ My right ♪ I want to speak my mind 1118 00:48:49,227 --> 00:48:51,093 ♪ My right to yell, my right to speak ♪ 1119 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:52,595 ♪ My right ♪ No one's ever gonna 1120 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:53,930 ♪ Tell me what I have to do ♪ 1121 00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:55,331 ♪ I'll live my life the way I want ♪ 1122 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,699 ♪ I don't care about your little world ♪ 1123 00:48:56,701 --> 00:48:58,301 ♪ And I can't believe 1124 00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:00,770 ♪ You're telling me what's good for me ♪ 1125 00:49:00,772 --> 00:49:01,904 ♪ How do you know what's good? 1126 00:49:01,906 --> 00:49:04,206 ♪ And I can't believe 1127 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,109 ♪ You're telling me what to believe ♪ 1128 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:08,144 ♪ Get away from me 1129 00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:09,345 ♪ My right 1130 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,685 [Music continues, muffled] 1131 00:49:15,687 --> 00:49:18,788 We're popping your cherry tonight! 1132 00:49:18,790 --> 00:49:20,623 What do you think of all these losers, huh? 1133 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:23,192 Ross: Heh. 1134 00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:24,560 Is it over here? 1135 00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:26,195 Wait, Ross! 1136 00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:28,030 Didn't think I'd see you here. 1137 00:49:28,032 --> 00:49:30,833 Figured you'd be home writing some poetry. 1138 00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:32,868 Jerry... 1139 00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:34,370 I miss you so much, man. 1140 00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:36,872 I'm serious. 1141 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:38,407 It's good to see you. 1142 00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:40,609 Wait. Are-- you're buzzed! 1143 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:42,411 Yes, Jerry. I'm buzzed. 1144 00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:43,846 Jerry! The Fucking bomb, man! 1145 00:49:43,848 --> 00:49:45,815 No way! What's up, dude? 1146 00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:48,417 You ready to fucking rock, son, or what, man? 1147 00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:50,886 OK. OK. 1148 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:53,322 Punk rock has more rules than any other kind 1149 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,257 of music in the world... 1150 00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:00,196 and I can never keep them straight, 1151 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:02,798 so I say, "Fuck you." 1152 00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:10,373 ♪ You make things miserable every day ♪ 1153 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:12,074 ♪ You make me sick with the things you say ♪ 1154 00:50:12,076 --> 00:50:13,843 ♪ You stand for the anthem at the old ball game ♪ 1155 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:17,013 ♪ And your Pledge of Allegiance is so fucking lame ♪ 1156 00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:20,149 ♪ This kind of freedom is perfect for you ♪ 1157 00:50:20,151 --> 00:50:21,717 ♪ As long as you can get away with what you do ♪ 1158 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,219 ♪ But what you do is in such bad taste ♪ 1159 00:50:23,221 --> 00:50:24,887 ♪ It's your fault the media is such a waste ♪ 1160 00:50:24,889 --> 00:50:26,355 ♪ Be a good American ♪ Fuck off 1161 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:28,457 ♪ Be a good American ♪ Go to war 1162 00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:30,359 ♪ Be a God-fearing citizen ♪ And kill someone or 1163 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,728 ♪ Kill yourself 1164 00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:34,397 Dude, drop your fucking nuts, man, 1165 00:50:34,399 --> 00:50:37,733 and get in there! 1166 00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:40,002 I want to get in there! 1167 00:50:40,004 --> 00:50:41,437 OK! 1168 00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:42,738 ♪ Dog eat dog, boy eat girl ♪ 1169 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:43,839 ♪ I'm the Duke of fuckin' Earl ♪ 1170 00:50:43,841 --> 00:50:45,708 ♪ Let's fuck 1171 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,843 ♪ Come on now, let's fuck 1172 00:50:47,845 --> 00:50:50,046 ♪ Whaa, yeah, come on 1173 00:50:58,455 --> 00:51:00,623 ♪ Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed ♪ 1174 00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:02,892 ♪ Old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me ♪ 1175 00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:04,627 ♪ Let's fuck 1176 00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:05,628 ♪ Whoo 1177 00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:07,763 ♪ Let's fuck 1178 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,565 ♪ Let's fuck 1179 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:12,201 ♪ Let's fuck, let's fuck 1180 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:14,336 ♪ Fuck 1181 00:51:14,338 --> 00:51:16,672 ♪ Rock 1182 00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:18,207 ♪ Yeah 1183 00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:20,509 ♪ Stop my cock from running wild in the street ♪ 1184 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:23,145 ♪ Stop me now, or else just turn the other cheek ♪ 1185 00:51:23,147 --> 00:51:25,514 ♪ I can't be tamed, I will remain ♪ 1186 00:51:25,516 --> 00:51:27,716 ♪ Unrepentant, and I'll never feel ashamed ♪ 1187 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:28,818 ♪ Now stop me 1188 00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:30,086 You're not done, you asshole. 1189 00:51:30,088 --> 00:51:32,254 Fun? Fun! 1190 00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:34,657 This is awesome, baby! Whoo! 1191 00:51:34,659 --> 00:51:36,759 Get out there, you overly emotional, 1192 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:39,495 suit-wearing, jackass- looking son of a bitch! 1193 00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:42,131 ♪ Stop the pain and all the madness and the hate ♪ 1194 00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:44,733 ♪ Stop the Earth from fucking, mutilate, and rape ♪ 1195 00:51:44,735 --> 00:51:47,203 ♪ I can't control, must have hope ♪ 1196 00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:49,371 ♪ 'Cause that's the one easy elixir of the soul ♪ 1197 00:51:49,373 --> 00:51:50,406 ♪ Girl, stop me 1198 00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:52,274 ♪ Before I fuck again 1199 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:53,442 ♪ Stop me 1200 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,311 ♪ I'm gonna fuck again 1201 00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:56,512 ♪ Stop me 1202 00:51:58,148 --> 00:51:59,381 ♪ Ow 1203 00:52:02,185 --> 00:52:05,521 ♪ I am the Jesus Christ of sin and vice ♪ 1204 00:52:07,224 --> 00:52:09,959 ♪ I am the Jesus Christ of sin and vice ♪ 1205 00:52:09,961 --> 00:52:12,061 ♪ I am the Jesus Christ of sin and vice ♪ 1206 00:52:12,063 --> 00:52:14,330 ♪ The Jesus Christ of sin and vice ♪ 1207 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,933 ♪ I am the Jesus Christ of sin and vice ♪ 1208 00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:21,570 So Eddie, right? 1209 00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:22,838 That's right, Sean. 1210 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:23,973 I'm glad you remembered. 1211 00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:26,108 Yeah, I remember you. 1212 00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:28,644 You used to like to fuck every chick in town. 1213 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:29,645 Sean. 1214 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:30,646 I'm sorry, Trish. 1215 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:31,914 Eddie: It's OK. 1216 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:32,915 I didn't fuck every chick in town, 1217 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:35,718 but I dated a few ladies. 1218 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,319 Hmm. 1219 00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:39,155 So now you're, like, a rich guy or something? 1220 00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:41,123 Yeah, I have some money. I can't complain. 1221 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,791 I see. 1222 00:52:42,793 --> 00:52:44,360 How'd you make your money? 1223 00:52:47,297 --> 00:52:48,898 Well, Sean, 1224 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:50,466 I worked hard for it. 1225 00:52:50,468 --> 00:52:52,368 Hmm. 1226 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:53,869 Say, Eddie, don't you have one of those 1227 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:56,138 chick-based web sites? 1228 00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:57,673 You know, Sean, we're Eddie's guests here. 1229 00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:58,807 I don't think that's-- 1230 00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:00,576 Trish, it's fine. 1231 00:53:00,578 --> 00:53:02,912 It's fine. It's fine. 1232 00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:04,513 Yes. Among other things, 1233 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,649 I have a web-based... company. 1234 00:53:06,651 --> 00:53:09,151 Right, but it's got chicks, right? 1235 00:53:09,153 --> 00:53:10,886 It does feature women, yes. 1236 00:53:10,888 --> 00:53:13,289 It's like a sex thing? 1237 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:16,659 It's like a... flirt thing. 1238 00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:18,894 Ahh. A flirt thing. 1239 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:21,864 So basically--ahem-- 1240 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,265 you make a living, 1241 00:53:23,267 --> 00:53:24,266 you even got a limo, 1242 00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:26,735 this fucking beautiful stretch job, 1243 00:53:26,737 --> 00:53:29,939 by, uh, working really hard 1244 00:53:29,941 --> 00:53:31,974 exploiting women 1245 00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:33,842 like a fucking pimp. 1246 00:53:33,844 --> 00:53:35,077 You son of a bitch! 1247 00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:36,779 Come on, hot shot. Bring it, 1248 00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:37,880 you fucking parasite! 1249 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:38,914 OK, guys, guys, guys. 1250 00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:42,151 I--uh, I'm really sorry. 1251 00:53:42,153 --> 00:53:44,320 You know what, Trish? It's fine. 1252 00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:46,322 It's fine. 1253 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:48,290 I've heard this kind of thing before. 1254 00:53:48,292 --> 00:53:49,892 Sorry, Trish. 1255 00:53:53,863 --> 00:53:56,899 You fucking, bleeding heart, lefty drug addict! 1256 00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:59,668 Do you have any idea how much money I pay in taxes? 1257 00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,537 What the fuck does that even mean? 1258 00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:03,439 I pay taxes, too, jackass! 1259 00:54:03,441 --> 00:54:05,507 You have no idea what it means to pay taxes-- 1260 00:54:05,509 --> 00:54:07,676 Raaaah! 1261 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,387 You're right, John. Sorry, Eddie. 1262 00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:20,489 It's fine. 1263 00:54:20,491 --> 00:54:24,893 Salt Lake City, where even the little punker girls are cute. 1264 00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:27,563 Yeah. Yeah. 1265 00:54:27,565 --> 00:54:30,099 [Playing "I Will Deny"] 1266 00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:33,936 ♪ There's one for everyone 1267 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,237 ♪ Everything you've done for me ♪ 1268 00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,206 ♪ And nothing in between 1269 00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:40,009 ♪ We live in infamy, uncontrollably, baby ♪ 1270 00:54:40,011 --> 00:54:42,344 ♪ See the centerpiece 1271 00:54:42,346 --> 00:54:44,146 ♪ Fuck the world, I will deny you ♪ 1272 00:54:44,148 --> 00:54:47,182 ♪ I will deny, atomizing, terrorizing, mesmerizing ♪ 1273 00:54:47,184 --> 00:54:49,084 ♪ Fuck the world, I will deny you ♪ 1274 00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:52,187 ♪ I will deny, we will deny ♪ 1275 00:54:52,189 --> 00:54:53,589 ♪ There's room for everyone 1276 00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:55,190 ♪ It's time to have some fun with me ♪ 1277 00:54:55,192 --> 00:54:57,059 ♪ Man from Galilee 1278 00:54:57,061 --> 00:54:58,927 ♪ No time for chastity 1279 00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:00,262 ♪ That now would have to be my dream ♪ 1280 00:55:00,264 --> 00:55:01,797 ♪ Bleeds the Nazarene 1281 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,132 ♪ Quite a scene 1282 00:55:03,134 --> 00:55:04,767 ♪ Fuck the world, I will deny you ♪ 1283 00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:08,037 ♪ I will deny, atomizing, terrorizing, mesmerizing ♪ 1284 00:55:08,039 --> 00:55:09,672 ♪ Fuck the world, I will deny you ♪ 1285 00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:11,073 ♪ I will deny-y-y-y 1286 00:55:11,075 --> 00:55:12,608 That was interesting! 1287 00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:14,610 Yeah! Pretty interesting. 1288 00:55:14,612 --> 00:55:16,712 Jesus, Ross. 1289 00:55:16,714 --> 00:55:18,914 You are a strange dude. 1290 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:21,050 Penny, let me ask you. 1291 00:55:21,052 --> 00:55:22,618 Could you be straight curious 1292 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:23,886 with a guy like me? 1293 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,954 Like you? 1294 00:55:25,956 --> 00:55:29,191 All right. Me? 1295 00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:31,627 It's not gonna happen, Ross. 1296 00:55:31,629 --> 00:55:33,495 OK. 1297 00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:35,998 I understand. 1298 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,067 Jeez. This whole thing. 1299 00:55:38,069 --> 00:55:39,868 I mean, you are drunk, 1300 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:41,737 and you're ripe for the rebound. 1301 00:55:41,739 --> 00:55:43,205 No. I completely understand. 1302 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:44,540 I have no issue with that. 1303 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:45,841 I get it. 1304 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:47,843 Honestly, I--I'm just not interested. 1305 00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,244 I mean, you're-- you're not-- 1306 00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:52,314 I'm not what? Punk, right? 1307 00:55:52,316 --> 00:55:54,917 The--the spooky kid, goth dandy. 1308 00:55:54,919 --> 00:55:56,185 I get it. 1309 00:55:56,187 --> 00:56:02,024 No. You--you are not a one-night stand, Ross. 1310 00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:04,159 What do you mean? 1311 00:56:04,161 --> 00:56:05,728 I mean, you're the kind of guy 1312 00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:07,830 I could fall in love with. 1313 00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:11,400 You are a fucking keeper, 1314 00:56:11,402 --> 00:56:15,371 and...I'm just not ready for that kind of shit. 1315 00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:18,006 The Dwarves: ♪ Should have, but who really cares? ♪ 1316 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:19,341 ♪ I sit here and wonder if we are sharing ♪ 1317 00:56:19,343 --> 00:56:21,009 ♪ A different world 1318 00:56:21,011 --> 00:56:22,911 ♪ And all these making emotions whirling ♪ 1319 00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:24,747 ♪ Around me swirl 1320 00:56:24,749 --> 00:56:26,048 Ooh, yeah! 1321 00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:29,718 Yeah! my two favorite people getting busy. 1322 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:33,122 Fuck, yeah! 1323 00:56:33,124 --> 00:56:37,659 Hey. Hey. Ross, come on. Penny's a girl. I know. 1324 00:56:37,661 --> 00:56:40,529 ♪ All you deviant emotions making the channels twirl ♪ 1325 00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:45,501 ♪ I'm in love with everybody's girl ♪ 1326 00:56:45,503 --> 00:56:47,836 ♪ Everybody's girl, rock and roll ♪ 1327 00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:49,872 [Playing "The World is Not a Game"] 1328 00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:55,144 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba 1329 00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:58,514 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ♪ 1330 00:56:58,516 --> 00:57:02,584 ♪ Ba ba ba ba 1331 00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,186 ♪ I come to you 1332 00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:06,822 ♪ On a bright, Sunny morning ♪ 1333 00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:10,225 ♪ All happy to 1334 00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:13,095 ♪ See you 1335 00:57:14,497 --> 00:57:18,567 ♪ You turn around, I look at your eyes ♪ 1336 00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:20,669 ♪ They're staring me down like a hawk ♪ 1337 00:57:20,671 --> 00:57:22,004 ♪ In the sky 1338 00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:26,375 ♪ You're staring me down ♪ 1339 00:57:26,377 --> 00:57:31,380 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba 1340 00:57:31,382 --> 00:57:34,349 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba 1341 00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:39,822 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba 1342 00:57:39,824 --> 00:57:43,058 So, Sean, do you really think Ross 1343 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,827 Is gonna be at this concert, 1344 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,462 this--this punk concert? 1345 00:57:46,464 --> 00:57:48,263 Yes. 1346 00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:51,600 Ross is with Crash. It's a big show. 1347 00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:53,202 It's where they'd go. It's where I'd go. 1348 00:57:53,204 --> 00:57:54,770 Yeah, because I just-- I can't imagine 1349 00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:56,171 Ross at a punk concert. 1350 00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:58,974 Can you? No. 1351 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,442 No, I can't. 1352 00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:06,615 [Joy Division's "Atmosphere" playing] 1353 00:58:06,617 --> 00:58:09,551 Heroin Bob, voice-over: So my son made it to a punk show. 1354 00:58:09,553 --> 00:58:11,386 It's amazing. I used to go to these shows 1355 00:58:11,388 --> 00:58:13,455 all the time back when I was alive, 1356 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:16,492 but, dude, they were never this big, never enough. 1357 00:58:16,494 --> 00:58:19,595 If you come to this place, you are welcome. 1358 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:22,831 Here, you will find the freaks, the nuts, the outsiders, 1359 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,099 And they aren't just kids. 1360 00:58:24,101 --> 00:58:26,201 All ages of weirdoes are here, 1361 00:58:26,203 --> 00:58:27,669 all of these people engaged 1362 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:30,105 in what looks like meaningless chaos, 1363 00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:33,542 but in this chaos, these people lose themselves. 1364 00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:36,812 Look at Ross. Even he is no longer himself. 1365 00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:38,947 He has forgotten himself. 1366 00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:40,749 That is what I miss about life. 1367 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:43,619 All these people are engaged through the bands, 1368 00:58:43,621 --> 00:58:46,588 and the bands have a contract with the people. 1369 00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:48,223 They all--all of them in this night, 1370 00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:49,558 in this moment 1371 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,893 don't have a care in the world. 1372 00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:54,429 They aren't concerned with doomsday, money, 1373 00:58:54,431 --> 00:58:56,932 jobs, relationships, abuse, bullies, 1374 00:58:56,934 --> 00:58:58,367 rapists, murderers, whatever. 1375 00:58:58,369 --> 00:59:00,002 They care about nothing. 1376 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:02,604 For now, they are immortal. 1377 00:59:02,606 --> 00:59:05,107 Behold the gods, and different from me, 1378 00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:09,177 they are alive, the living gods. 1379 00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:12,314 Ian Curtis: ♪ Walk 1380 00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:16,251 ♪ In silence 1381 00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:20,389 ♪ Don't turn away-ay-ay 1382 00:59:20,391 --> 00:59:23,325 ♪ In silence 1383 00:59:26,996 --> 00:59:29,598 Bring that fucking beat back. 1384 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:32,634 Bring that motherfucking beat back. 1385 00:59:32,636 --> 00:59:34,603 Not some of it, not part of it. 1386 00:59:34,605 --> 00:59:37,639 Bring the whole motherfucker back. 1387 00:59:44,814 --> 00:59:47,049 Hey. Here we go. 1388 00:59:47,051 --> 00:59:49,685 [Playing "Shitlands"] 1389 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:50,986 Go! 1390 00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:57,859 ♪ Ignorance and jealousy don't mean much to me ♪ 1391 00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:00,562 ♪ Ignorance and jealousy don't mean much to me 1392 01:00:00,564 --> 01:00:03,732 ♪ Ignorance and jealousy don't mean much ♪ 1393 01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:06,702 ♪ To meeeee 1394 01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:08,136 ♪ Fuck 1395 01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:10,572 ♪ Hey, hey 1396 01:00:12,308 --> 01:00:14,710 ♪ Another damn day, fuck, here I come ♪ 1397 01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:17,479 ♪ Another damn day, fuck, here I come ♪ 1398 01:00:17,481 --> 01:00:21,650 ♪ Another damn day, fuck, here I come ♪ 1399 01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:25,520 Man: You don't fuck the truth! The truth fucks you! 1400 01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:26,755 Just with the drums-- just drums for a second. 1401 01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:28,557 Shh. Hey. 1402 01:00:28,559 --> 01:00:30,359 I just have a few words I'd like to say. 1403 01:00:30,361 --> 01:00:33,161 Told you we shouldn't have done this again. 1404 01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:34,563 Fucking hell. 1405 01:00:34,565 --> 01:00:36,098 No, no. You guys are doing fucking phenomenal. 1406 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:38,467 You're gonna--we'll bring the beat back in a second. 1407 01:00:38,469 --> 01:00:39,301 Hey. 1408 01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:40,469 [Crowd jeering] 1409 01:00:40,471 --> 01:00:43,038 I just--I just want to say something. 1410 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,173 Look. 1411 01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:47,643 I don't care. You guys, I don't care 1412 01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:50,345 that you're all a fucking Petri dish 1413 01:00:50,347 --> 01:00:54,516 of sweaty redneck, crusty punks, 1414 01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:57,853 fucking slaves to an outdated music genre. 1415 01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:59,488 No offense. 1416 01:00:59,490 --> 01:01:01,356 I don't care that you're obsessed with your uniforms 1417 01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:03,992 and your fucking hair because to me 1418 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:06,228 you guys are all so beautiful, 1419 01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:09,031 and I would fuck all of you right now. 1420 01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:11,199 You people are my bitches. 1421 01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:13,268 Am I right? 1422 01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:14,469 Like, you're my bitches. 1423 01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:17,239 Jerry. Fucking Jerry. 1424 01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:19,307 Oh, fuck! 1425 01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:22,010 [Cheering] 1426 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,645 Get off him! 1427 01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:24,980 [Shouting] 1428 01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:26,515 Crash: Hey, Ross. You OK, man? 1429 01:01:26,517 --> 01:01:29,051 Ross: Crash, I think I messed up! 1430 01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:30,519 Why did you say that, dude? 1431 01:01:30,521 --> 01:01:33,188 That was so fucking stupid. 1432 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:36,425 [Shouting continues] 1433 01:01:39,028 --> 01:01:41,963 Man: Yeah! Beat that ass! 1434 01:01:45,168 --> 01:01:48,770 Ross: Tell my mother that I love her! 1435 01:01:48,772 --> 01:01:49,771 Yeah! 1436 01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:51,673 Whoo! 1437 01:01:51,675 --> 01:01:54,776 [Booing] 1438 01:01:54,778 --> 01:01:56,211 Hey, Sean. Hey. 1439 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,180 Your mom is outside. 1440 01:01:58,182 --> 01:01:59,448 My mom's outside? 1441 01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:00,882 In the car. Come on. 1442 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:01,983 Excuse me. 1443 01:02:01,985 --> 01:02:05,520 [Booing continues] 1444 01:02:05,522 --> 01:02:07,723 [Playing "Marijuana Americana"] 1445 01:02:07,725 --> 01:02:10,358 Yoowwww! 1446 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,828 [Cheering] 1447 01:02:15,098 --> 01:02:17,699 ♪ This is my ode to dope 1448 01:02:17,701 --> 01:02:20,402 ♪ Come on, baby, it's time to go ♪ 1449 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,704 ♪ Morrison said, "Baby, light my fire" ♪ 1450 01:02:22,706 --> 01:02:25,540 ♪ Well, I said, "I want to get higher" ♪ 1451 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:28,043 ♪ Yeah, one joint, one joint to go ♪ 1452 01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:29,678 ♪ Come on, girl... 1453 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,147 [Song continues, muffled] 1454 01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:37,319 Ross: Duh. I mean. Oh, my God. 1455 01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:38,720 Is this your car? 1456 01:02:38,722 --> 01:02:40,555 It is. 1457 01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:41,957 It's beautiful. 1458 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:46,294 Oh, my God. Ross, what is going on with you? 1459 01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:47,629 You are such a mess. 1460 01:02:47,631 --> 01:02:49,765 It's all good, Mom. It's all good. 1461 01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:51,533 It's not good. It's the opposite of good. 1462 01:02:51,535 --> 01:02:53,068 Why would you say that? 1463 01:02:53,070 --> 01:02:54,069 Look at you. 1464 01:02:54,071 --> 01:02:55,103 I can explain, all right? 1465 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:56,438 Did you do this to him? 1466 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,973 Whoa, Mom, Mom, Penny didn't do this. 1467 01:02:57,975 --> 01:02:59,174 I did it. I did this. 1468 01:02:59,176 --> 01:03:01,309 Look at me, look at me. 1469 01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:04,045 I need you to see me. This is who I am. 1470 01:03:04,047 --> 01:03:05,213 It's OK. 1471 01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,782 You know what happened to your father. 1472 01:03:06,784 --> 01:03:08,617 What am I supposed to think when I see you like this? 1473 01:03:08,619 --> 01:03:12,254 Fuck my father. Jesus Christ, Mom. 1474 01:03:12,256 --> 01:03:13,889 He was some stupid punk who O.D.ed 1475 01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:14,990 a hundred years ago. 1476 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:16,057 Fuck him! Hey! 1477 01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:21,296 Walk it off. It's all right. 1478 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:25,534 Hey. I'm not your dead boyfriend, OK? 1479 01:03:25,536 --> 01:03:26,601 I just--I don't underst-- 1480 01:03:26,603 --> 01:03:28,303 I'm not coming home. 1481 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,372 Enough. 1482 01:03:30,374 --> 01:03:32,541 I don't understand. 1483 01:03:32,543 --> 01:03:34,276 Hey. I think I do. 1484 01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:35,811 What do you underst-- 1485 01:03:35,813 --> 01:03:37,145 Just--just--just listen to me. 1486 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:38,313 What? Hey, hey, hey. 1487 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,748 Listen to me. Listen to me. 1488 01:03:41,617 --> 01:03:44,452 Ross had to fill Bob's shoes his entire life. 1489 01:03:44,454 --> 01:03:46,021 That's ridiculous. 1490 01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:51,493 Is it? 1491 01:03:51,495 --> 01:03:53,028 You thought he was dead the moment you heard 1492 01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:54,262 he was drinking. 1493 01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:56,231 Come on. Let Ross be a kid. 1494 01:03:57,934 --> 01:03:59,167 Let Bob go. 1495 01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:04,039 I can't. 1496 01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:06,141 Yeah, you can. 1497 01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:09,377 No, I can't. Yes, you can. 1498 01:04:09,379 --> 01:04:13,682 Sean, he left me. 1499 01:04:13,684 --> 01:04:15,884 He left me alone with a kid. 1500 01:04:19,555 --> 01:04:20,722 I want to let him go, but I'm just 1501 01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:23,592 so fucking mad at him. 1502 01:04:23,594 --> 01:04:26,261 Hey, hey. Come here. Come here. 1503 01:04:26,263 --> 01:04:29,364 Listen to me. You listening? 1504 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,933 It's gonna be OK. 1505 01:04:31,935 --> 01:04:32,934 [Sobs] 1506 01:04:32,936 --> 01:04:34,703 All right? 1507 01:04:34,705 --> 01:04:36,905 How do you know? Because I know. 1508 01:04:36,907 --> 01:04:39,808 I know. Look at me. Look at me. 1509 01:04:39,810 --> 01:04:42,978 Yeah. 1510 01:04:42,980 --> 01:04:46,047 I know. 1511 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:49,684 It's gonna be OK. 1512 01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:52,687 Eddie: Hey, Trish. 1513 01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:56,157 Everything OK in your world? 1514 01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:57,626 Yeah. 1515 01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:06,201 Well, at least she's good to him. 1516 01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:08,637 What was that? 1517 01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:11,640 That girl with Ross. 1518 01:05:11,642 --> 01:05:14,743 She seems protective. 1519 01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:17,946 Yeah, yeah. Cute couple. 1520 01:05:23,219 --> 01:05:25,220 [Crying] 1521 01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:29,824 I'm sorry. 1522 01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:35,897 I don't like it when you cry. 1523 01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:37,966 You know, you really are a mess, 1524 01:05:37,968 --> 01:05:39,434 and it's gonna be worse tomorrow because you're 1525 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:41,303 gonna have, like, a headache. Am I? 1526 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:43,672 Hey, John. 1527 01:05:43,674 --> 01:05:46,207 I've been meaning to ask you this. 1528 01:05:46,209 --> 01:05:48,843 What do you black metal guys have against Jesus? 1529 01:05:50,112 --> 01:05:52,747 I don't have anything against Jesus. 1530 01:05:52,749 --> 01:05:56,251 I just don't like his fan club. 1531 01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:57,953 [Sniffles] 1532 01:05:57,955 --> 01:05:59,254 Is this blood? 1533 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:02,624 Yeah. I don't know if it's mine, though. 1534 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:05,527 Hey! Look who it is! Ross' mom! 1535 01:06:05,529 --> 01:06:07,095 Yeah. Oh, God! 1536 01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:08,596 Hey! Hi. 1537 01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:10,165 Good to see you! Yeah. 1538 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:12,233 What a gem. Yes. 1539 01:06:12,235 --> 01:06:14,703 It's good to see you. 1540 01:06:14,705 --> 01:06:17,439 And, Sean. I saw you out there, man. 1541 01:06:17,441 --> 01:06:20,108 Yes! How you doing? 1542 01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:21,810 How's corruption in the Capitol? 1543 01:06:21,812 --> 01:06:23,478 It's Good, man. I mean, it's corrupt as ever. 1544 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,013 How's the show? 1545 01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:30,285 Ho ho ho! Today was off the hook, man! 1546 01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:34,389 And Ross--oh--Ross... 1547 01:06:34,391 --> 01:06:37,292 is a madman! 1548 01:06:37,294 --> 01:06:38,226 It's my mom, so... 1549 01:06:42,331 --> 01:06:44,566 David Bowie: ♪ It's a god-awful small affair ♪ 1550 01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:46,835 Well, hey, man. Let's ditch the old people 1551 01:06:46,837 --> 01:06:47,936 and go get something to eat. 1552 01:06:47,938 --> 01:06:50,905 I guess. No disrespect. 1553 01:06:50,907 --> 01:06:54,242 Penny: Good idea, punk boy. 1554 01:06:54,244 --> 01:06:58,046 ♪ And her daddy has told her to go ♪ 1555 01:06:58,048 --> 01:07:02,250 ♪ But her friend is nowhere to be seen ♪ 1556 01:07:02,252 --> 01:07:06,721 ♪ Now she walks through her sunken dream ♪ 1557 01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:10,158 ♪ To the seats with the clearest view ♪ 1558 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:14,329 ♪ And she's hooked to the silver screen ♪ 1559 01:07:14,331 --> 01:07:16,331 How great! 1560 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,767 Everyone's letting go, 1561 01:07:18,769 --> 01:07:21,236 healing and feeling and living and loving 1562 01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:23,371 and all that shit, 1563 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,539 but you know what? 1564 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:25,707 In the end of the day, 1565 01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:27,275 I'm still dead... 1566 01:07:29,678 --> 01:07:31,713 so fuck you! 1567 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:33,148 Bowie: ♪ Sailors fighting in the dance hall ♪ 1568 01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:36,284 ♪ Oh, man, look at those cavemen go ♪ 1569 01:07:46,529 --> 01:07:48,797 [The Dwarves' "Salt Lake City" playing] 1570 01:07:53,636 --> 01:07:56,571 ♪ There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you ♪ 1571 01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:59,474 ♪ Except the one thing that you want me to ♪ 1572 01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:01,943 ♪ We went across the mighty Rio Grande ♪ 1573 01:08:01,945 --> 01:08:04,746 ♪ And saw Disneyland and the sea ♪ 1574 01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:06,314 ♪ You and me 1575 01:08:06,316 --> 01:08:08,683 ♪ But there's one thing I'll never do ♪ 1576 01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:13,021 ♪ Not even for you, not even for you ♪ 1577 01:08:13,023 --> 01:08:17,058 ♪ Not even for you 1578 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:19,761 ♪ I'm not going to Salt Lake City ♪ 1579 01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:22,764 ♪ I'm not going to Salt Lake City ♪ 1580 01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:27,368 ♪ I'm not going to Salt Lake City ♪ 1581 01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:30,538 ♪ There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you ♪ 1582 01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:33,508 ♪ Except to walk among the Osmond crew ♪ 1583 01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:35,777 ♪ I know you're planning for a latter day ♪ 1584 01:08:35,779 --> 01:08:40,348 ♪ And you can't betray what you know in Provo ♪ 1585 01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:42,884 ♪ But there's one less town on the globe ♪ 1586 01:08:42,886 --> 01:08:47,088 ♪ And if you must go there, you're going alone ♪ 1587 01:08:47,090 --> 01:08:49,958 ♪ Not even for you 1588 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,094 ♪ Not even for you 1589 01:08:53,096 --> 01:08:57,098 ♪ Not even for you 1590 01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,734 ♪ I'm not going to Salt Lake City ♪ 1591 01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:02,670 ♪ I'm not going to Salt Lake City ♪ 1592 01:09:02,672 --> 01:09:05,740 ♪ I'm not going to Salt Lake City ♪ 1593 01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:09,010 ♪ Even if they tell me I can stay ♪ 1594 01:09:09,012 --> 01:09:11,880 ♪ Even if they resurrect my brain ♪ 1595 01:09:11,882 --> 01:09:13,481 ♪ I don't want to go there 1596 01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:17,719 ♪ I don't want to go insane ♪ 1597 01:09:17,721 --> 01:09:20,388 ♪ I'm not pure, and I'm not pretty ♪ 1598 01:09:20,390 --> 01:09:23,424 ♪ And I'm not going to Salt Lake City ♪ 1599 01:09:23,426 --> 01:09:26,327 ♪ I'm not living in "Hello Kitty" ♪ 1600 01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:29,330 ♪ And I'm not going to Salt Lake City ♪ 1601 01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:31,833 ♪ I'm not 1602 01:09:31,835 --> 01:09:34,435 ♪ Oh, no, I'm not 1603 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:37,739 ♪ Yeah, yeah, well, I'm not ♪ 1604 01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:42,243 ♪ Oh, no, I'm not 1605 01:09:54,790 --> 01:09:57,258 [Dog Party's "Lost Control" playing] 1606 01:10:42,204 --> 01:10:43,671 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1607 01:10:43,673 --> 01:10:44,939 ♪ And he's going insane 1608 01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:47,609 ♪ He's lost control 1609 01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:49,244 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1610 01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:50,311 ♪ And he's going insane 1611 01:10:50,313 --> 01:10:52,747 ♪ He's lost control 1612 01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:54,449 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1613 01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:55,516 ♪ And he's going insane 1614 01:10:55,518 --> 01:10:58,253 ♪ He's lost control 1615 01:10:58,255 --> 01:10:59,921 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1616 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:01,022 ♪ And he's going insane 1617 01:11:01,024 --> 01:11:03,925 ♪ He's lost control 1618 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:05,326 ♪ Ohh 1619 01:11:05,328 --> 01:11:07,862 ♪ Ohh, ohh 1620 01:11:07,864 --> 01:11:10,965 ♪ He's lost control 1621 01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:15,436 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1622 01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:16,504 ♪ And he's going insane 1623 01:11:16,506 --> 01:11:19,173 ♪ He's lost control 1624 01:11:19,175 --> 01:11:20,608 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1625 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,010 ♪ And he's going insane 1626 01:11:22,012 --> 01:11:24,479 ♪ He's lost control 1627 01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:26,080 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1628 01:11:26,082 --> 01:11:27,248 ♪ And he's going insane 1629 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:29,651 ♪ He's lost control 1630 01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:31,152 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1631 01:11:31,154 --> 01:11:32,253 ♪ And he's going insane 1632 01:11:32,255 --> 01:11:35,290 ♪ He's lost control 1633 01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:37,058 ♪ Ohh 1634 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,360 ♪ Ohh, oh, ohh 1635 01:11:39,362 --> 01:11:42,297 ♪ He's lost control 1636 01:12:16,799 --> 01:12:19,500 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1637 01:12:19,502 --> 01:12:22,437 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1638 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:24,839 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1639 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:28,242 ♪ He's lost control of his brain ♪ 1640 01:12:28,244 --> 01:12:29,610 ♪ Ohh 1641 01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:33,481 ♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh 1642 01:12:33,483 --> 01:12:39,020 ♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh 1643 01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:44,525 ♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh 1644 01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:50,398 ♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh 1645 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:56,204 ♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh 1646 01:12:56,206 --> 01:13:02,910 ♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh 1647 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:04,679 ♪ Ohh 1648 01:13:11,353 --> 01:13:13,755 [New song playing] 113866