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- When did it start?
- At 0500. We're seven minutes in.
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Private Miller...
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...you've been smoking Item 9
for seven minutes and 13 seconds.
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We're going to ask you
several questions.
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How do you feel?
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Well, sir...
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...I feel like a...
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Like a slice of butter...
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...melting on top
of a big old pile of flapjacks.
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Yeah.
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Okay, Private Miller,
when you think of your superiors...
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...what emotions do you feel?
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Okay, Private Miller?
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Is this normal?
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Okay, Private...
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Okay, Private Miller?
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Private Miller.
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Answer the question.
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This went out, sir.
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Can you torch me?
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We'll send someone in.
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Holy bejesus!
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Private Miller, answer the question.
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What was the question again, sir?
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When you think of your superiors,
what emotions do you feel?
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You know what problem I have...
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...with your fucking little
dog-and-pony act you call the military?
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Here it is. One: Lots of dudes.
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Where are the boobies?
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Two: Why are We
underground right now, sir?
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Why can't we be out in the open?
Why aren't we in a square right now?
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Why aren't we talking to people,
letting them know Item 9 exists?
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Get it out. Shout off the rooftops:
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"This is great!
This is the bee's knees, Item 9!"
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Private, we need you to be serious.
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I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.
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That's inappropriate.
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Fuck you!
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I've seen enough. Shut it down.
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Bury the hatch. Sell the land.
And dispose of him.
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This never happened.
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Dude, what happened to your eye?
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Hello.
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Can you guys understand me?
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- Hey. Hey, where we going?
- This is General Brat.
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We've reached
a final conclusion on Item 9.
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Illegal!
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Hey, this is Sam. Good morning.
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Welcome to KRAD.
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You know, I think that last caller
had some undeniable points.
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Right now, we're gonna get
to the next caller, Dale Denton.
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Hey, Sam. Big huge fan.
First-time caller.
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- Here's my piece.
- All right.
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If marijuana is not legal
within the next five years...
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...I have no faith
left in humanity, period.
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Everyone likes smoking weed.
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They have for thousands of years.
They're not gonna stop anytime soon.
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It makes everything better. Makes
food better. Makes music better.
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It makes sex feel better,
for God's sakes.
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It makes shitty movies better,
you know?
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Hi, there. Are you Sandra Danby?
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm Garth
from Global Saviors, and...
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- What is this?
- I'm joking.
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You failed to show up
for divorce proceedings...
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...four times under court order,
and you've been served.
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- Oh, great. Thanks a lot, asshole.
- Sorry.
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I'm just saying love has no age.
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You can't instantly tell me that a man,
because he's a certain age...
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...can't marry a woman
or love a woman.
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I'm dating a high-school girl.
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You're not maximizing your potential.
Think this girl takes you seriously?
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No, but if I'm 25
and the girl is 18 years old...
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...you know, in society,
that might look bad.
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- Hey, as long as it's consensual.
- I think it's consensual.
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Yo, you been served.
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You've been served.
You've been served.
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You've been served.
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Walter Wadska the third.
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You here to fix the fax machine?
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No, I'm here to tell you
you owe MasterCard 4068 bucks.
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You've been served by the best.
Keep it real.
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Why don't you get a real job,
you fucking cocksucker?
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- Hey, "Electric Avenue."
- I know, right?
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- Take that shit to the next level, eh?
- Okay, I will.
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- Dr. Edgar Terrence?
- Yes.
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You have repeatedly refused
to trim the monkey tree...
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...that spills
onto your neighbor's property.
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And nowbecause of that,
you've been served.
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You're a jerk.
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All this current system is doing...
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...is putting money
in the hands of criminals...
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...and it's making ordinary people like
you and me deal with those criminals.
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You ever dealt with a drug dealer?
It's terrible, it's weird, it's awkward.
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They think they're your friend,
but they're not.
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Dale, I get your point. Thanks
for your input. Next caller, please.
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I can't come.
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What?
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Why the fuck not, Dale?
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I just... Look, I can't come.
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I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
It's a bad day for me.
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Jesus Christ, Dale.
When Were you gonna tell me?
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My mom has been shopping all day.
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- Why?
- She's already planning on couscous.
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I said I might be able to go,
so why is she doing that already?
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- How I look like an asshole.
- You are one.
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Come on, don't say that.
I just can't go. I have a job.
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- Fine.
- "Fine"?
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Don't come. I don't care.
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Then Why have you been inviting me?
I thought you wanted me to go.
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If you don't wanna meet them,
I don't want you to.
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I want to. I can't. I have a job.
I'm sorry. What do you want from me?
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I just know they'll like you, that's all.
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You're great, and you're funny...
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...and you're sexy.
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I just want them to see that.
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- You Want them to see that I'm sexy?
- Hey, people?
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- Hi, Mr. Edwards.
- Can I help you?
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No, I'm good. Thank you, though.
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Yeah? I see you don't have
a visitor's badge. That's why I ask.
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- I'm with her, actually.
- Actually, this is my boyfriend.
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I heard that. I wish I didn't hear that,
but I just heard that.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I'm just wondering Why you don't
date a nice guy your own age.
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- She's very mature for her age.
- Yeah.
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- Angie, hey. How's it going?
- Hey.
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Hey, Clark, how you doing, man?
What's up?
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I'm good, bro. I'm good.
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Dude, I wanted to tell you.
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You were hilarious today
in drama class.
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Your Jeff Goldblum impression
made me pee my pants.
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I wish.
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Oh, hey, I almost forgot.
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Last week when we worked out,
you forgot your shorts in my car.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Yeah, no problem, no problem.
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- Can you hold those?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- How's it going, Sporty Spice?
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This is my boyfriend, Dale.
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- Hey, nice to meet you.
- You too.
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I've heard so much about you.
You're real cool.
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- I mean, you're great. Yeah.
- Yeah, awesome.
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Anyways, yeah, dude, next year.
Next year college, man. College.
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Gonna be kick-ass.
I will watch her back for you.
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I know there's tons of guys that are
gonna be trying to get on that shit.
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- Oh, good.
- Because I got that... Yeah.
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You got her ass? Perfect.
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- I'll watch her ass for...
- He's trying to be nice.
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- I'll catch you at home Ec.
- Okay.
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You guys got home Ec
together too. That's cool.
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- We got a fewclasses together.
- Nice to meet you.
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Time to suck today's dick. That's what
I'm talking about. See you guys later.
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- All right, Clark.
- Clark's a great guy.
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He's totally gonna take care
of Angela, man.
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He's great. He's a wonderful
lab partner. He'll keep an eye on her.
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Why don't you go fuck yourself,
you weird prick?
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I'm a teacher.
You can't talk to me like that.
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I'm not a student,
so I can say whatever I Want...
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...you chimp-fucking little bastard.
- Actually...
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You've got T-minus 30 seconds
to get off school property...
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...or I call the liaison officer.
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- We're leaving. I'm sorry.
- Middle finger won't stop the clock.
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What a jerk.
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What's that guy's problem? Jesus.
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I don't... Normally he's...
That's really weird.
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I'd love to have dinner with you
and your parents tomorrow night.
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I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go.
I'll shuffle things around...
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- Really?
- Yeah, I'll be there for sure.
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Yeah, I Wanna show them
you're in good hands. Yeah.
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I got nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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That means so much to me
and my parents.
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No problem.
It's gonna be awesome.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Saul. Mind if I come by?
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- Come on down.
- Sweet. Be there.
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- Hi, Mary.
- Hi.
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I thought the hurricane season
was over.
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I thought hurricane season
was over.
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I'm sorry.
Things just got out of hand.
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Yeah, that's the way it was
with my first husband.
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Hello? Hey, man.
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What the fuck, man?
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I didn't buzz you in.
How the monkey did you get in here?
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Some guy with a fauxhawk let me in.
He was leaving when I...
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- Fucking Kyle.
- It might have been Kyle.
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- Asshole.
- I'm sorry, man.
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What the fuck's
the buzzer for anyway?
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I don't know. I'm sorry about that.
I don't knowyour protocol yet.
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Stuff your sorries in a sack.
It's not your fault.
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- Okay.
- It's these jerk-offs. Have a seat.
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Okay, cool.
Thanks, man. Awesome.
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Yo, check this out.
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Satellite radio.
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Got two TVs and radio.
That's pretty rad.
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That's home entertainment.
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You're very entertained.
Oh, wow. You got a cute picture too.
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Oh, yeah. Me and my bubbe.
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Hey, let me ask you something.
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Yeah?
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Do you think you could pull the plug
on someone if you needed to?
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Like, euthanasia?
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Like, on her?
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If I needed to.
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I'm kind of in a hurry, man.
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I don't knowif we should
start going down that road.
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I could talk all day about euthanasia.
Don't get me started.
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- Maybe we should...
- We'll save it.
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- Save it for next time.
- I'll take that rain check.
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Business for the businessman.
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- Yeah, you got my number.
- Okay.
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- Brass tacks.
- Yes.
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Just got a shipment
of the dopest dope I've ever smoked.
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Hands down,
dopest dope I've ever smoked.
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Not better than the Blue Oyster.
It can't be. I can't handle that.
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This is like if that Blue Oyster shit
met that Afghan Kush I had...
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...and they had a baby.
217
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And meanwhile, that crazy
Northern Lights stuff I had...
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...and the Super Red Especial
Snowflake met and had a baby.
219
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And by some miracle,
those two babies met and fucked...
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...this would be the shit
that they birthed.
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- Yes.
- This is the product of baby fucking.
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- Smell it.
- Okay.
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Smell it. Enjoy.
224
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It's like God's vagina.
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What, you wanna bathe in it?
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- I wanna live in here.
- You Wanna be it?
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My God, I just wanna shove it
up my nose, have that smell all day.
228
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- That's amazing.
- Shove it anywhere you like.
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Beautiful. What's it called?
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- Pineapple Express.
- Pineapple Express.
231
00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:03,029
It's this thing, like, El Ni�o.
232
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This airflow that comes
from Hawaii and Canada.
233
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It gets the dirt, mixes it in
with the weed in a special way.
234
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It's very scientific.
I won't go into it right now.
235
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But I am the only guy
in the whole city that has it.
236
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Only 10 bones more for a quarter.
237
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Okay, I'll take a quarter.
238
00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:20,380
- All right, you're on.
- Thank you very much.
239
00:13:20,548 --> 00:13:21,881
Let me get my scale.
240
00:13:22,049 --> 00:13:25,428
Get it going. Grab the scale.
Let's get me out of here.
241
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:29,390
I thought hurricane season
was over.
242
00:13:30,308 --> 00:13:32,643
Oh, crow.
243
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:37,772
Where are you, you little fucker?
244
00:13:39,191 --> 00:13:42,402
What the fuck is this thing?
245
00:13:43,654 --> 00:13:45,072
- Cross joint.
- Yeah.
246
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,575
- You ever smoke one of those?
- You can smoke this?
247
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:48,826
- Yeah, man.
- No.
248
00:13:48,993 --> 00:13:51,077
This is the future.
249
00:13:51,245 --> 00:13:56,082
This is, like, the apex
of the vortex of joint engineering.
250
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:59,502
It's rumored that M. M. O,Shaughnessy
designed the first one.
251
00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:02,255
The guy who designed
the Golden Gate Bridge.
252
00:14:02,423 --> 00:14:04,675
My second favorite civil engineer...
253
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:08,721
...behind Hannskarl Bandel,
Madison Square Garden.
254
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,683
What you do is you light all three ends
at the same time.
255
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:16,103
- Really?
- And then the smoke converges...
256
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:20,357
...creating a trifecta
of joint-smoking power.
257
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:23,777
This is it, man. This is what your
grandchildren are gonna be smoking.
258
00:14:23,945 --> 00:14:25,945
Future. The future.
259
00:14:26,113 --> 00:14:28,656
That's amazing.
Well, got the weed?
260
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,743
- Yeah.
- In the bag. Beautiful. Okay.
261
00:14:32,411 --> 00:14:35,830
Be careful with that thing, man.
Here's the cash, grab the stash.
262
00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:37,791
Alrighty, man, thanks.
Have a good one.
263
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,751
Don't hurt yourself. Adios.
264
00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:42,045
Well, hey, wait a minute, man.
265
00:14:42,213 --> 00:14:43,964
Let's smoke this fucking thing.
266
00:14:44,132 --> 00:14:45,966
I really... I can't, man. I gotta...
267
00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:48,260
I can't even light this thing
on my own.
268
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:51,347
Yeah, I need your help, man.
269
00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:53,808
- I'm in.
- Come on!
270
00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:56,768
- Why not? Let's do it.
- Come on down!
271
00:14:56,936 --> 00:14:58,812
Why not? What do I do?
272
00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:00,146
Okay, here's What you do.
273
00:15:00,314 --> 00:15:02,023
- You equip yourself.
- I'm equipping.
274
00:15:02,191 --> 00:15:03,609
- Equip me, sir.
- Okay.
275
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:08,656
You are going to light these tWo ends
while I light this end.
276
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,574
- Okay.
- Are you ready?
277
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:13,618
- Ready.
- Blast off.
278
00:15:29,718 --> 00:15:32,345
- I'm gonna do it.
- Good. Go for it.
279
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,860
It's better to cough.
280
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:47,570
It's like...
281
00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,363
Makes you 10 times more higher...
282
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,782
...than the cross Weed
and the Pineapple Express.
283
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:55,744
You're like,
totally fucking Gong Show,ed, man.
284
00:16:08,716 --> 00:16:10,091
Oh, fuck.
285
00:16:10,259 --> 00:16:11,718
Hang on one second, man.
286
00:16:11,886 --> 00:16:12,927
Oh, you fucker.
287
00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:19,100
Who is it?
288
00:16:19,268 --> 00:16:21,103
It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up.
289
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,479
Shit.
290
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,231
What's a Gebert?
291
00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:25,983
Come on up.
292
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,486
He ain't getting any
of that Pineapple Express.
293
00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:34,033
Chris is getting Snicklefritz.
294
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,327
Hey.
295
00:16:37,494 --> 00:16:39,495
So listen, man.
296
00:16:39,663 --> 00:16:42,082
I gotta ask you. So...
297
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:46,212
Listen, man. You've been buying
from me for, like, tWo months, right?
298
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:48,672
- Two months.
- I gotta ask, man.
299
00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:50,381
What's up with the suit?
300
00:16:50,549 --> 00:16:53,343
I'm a process server.
So I have to wear a suit.
301
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:57,889
Wow, you're a servant?
Like a butler?
302
00:16:58,057 --> 00:17:01,268
- A chauffeur?
- No. No. What? No, I'm not...
303
00:17:01,436 --> 00:17:04,521
- Shine shoes?
- I'm a process server.
304
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,190
- I like...
- In process.
305
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,317
I work for a company
that's, like, hired...
306
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,485
...by lawyers to hand out
legal documents.
307
00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:12,779
Like subpoenas to people
who don't want them.
308
00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:16,783
I gotta wear disguises sometimes just to
make them admit they're themselves...
309
00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:19,202
...so I can serve them the papers.
310
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,412
Disguise.
311
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:21,705
Kind of, I guess.
312
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:23,916
- It's a hell of a job.
- That's cool, man.
313
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:28,254
Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine.
Like today, I, like, sat in my car...
314
00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:29,880
...I smoked, like, 10 doobies...
315
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:32,549
...and then I went to go visit
my girlfriend at lunch.
316
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:34,343
Nice.
317
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,970
What? You sucked on her titties?
318
00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:40,182
No, I just kissed her.
I just did that to make it seem cool.
319
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,851
That's cool.
Does she like to smoke weed?
320
00:17:43,019 --> 00:17:45,144
A little sometimes.
She has a couple...
321
00:17:45,312 --> 00:17:48,064
She's in high school,
so as much as any high-school kid.
322
00:17:48,232 --> 00:17:50,066
She's cool as hell, actually.
323
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:51,985
- You'd get along With her.
- Really?
324
00:17:52,152 --> 00:17:54,862
Yeah, you know, it only sucks...
325
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:58,784
...when I go visit her in high school
and the guys she goes to school with...
326
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,370
...are strong and handsome
and really funny.
327
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,415
Like, do good impressions
of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that.
328
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:09,586
And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb,
fucking stinky ass-turd when I'm there.
329
00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:11,964
- What?
- It really... It sucks for my ego.
330
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,508
- Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man.
- That's what I say.
331
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,344
You know, don't get down on yourself.
You got a great girl.
332
00:18:17,511 --> 00:18:19,930
You got a great job
where you don't do anything.
333
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,224
You get to smoke weed all day.
334
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,767
I wish I had that.
335
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:27,270
Are you kidd...? You do.
You have the easiest job on Earth.
336
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:30,523
- You do smoke weed all day.
- That's true.
337
00:18:30,691 --> 00:18:33,151
You didn't think of that.
338
00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:35,361
- I do have a good job.
- Yeah, you do nothing.
339
00:18:35,529 --> 00:18:36,779
- Thanks, man.
- No prob.
340
00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:38,574
Thank you.
341
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,869
Oh, shit. All right. Business.
342
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,872
- Got my persona.
- Yeah, yeah.
343
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,540
Hey. Put that cross joint out.
344
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,126
He sees that, he'll never
get the fuck out of here.
345
00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:52,503
- What's up, Chris?
- Yo, hey, Saul.
346
00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:54,005
- Hey.
- How you doing, buddy?
347
00:18:54,173 --> 00:18:55,465
All right, homes. Good.
348
00:18:55,632 --> 00:18:57,760
- Who's this?
- Hey. Oh, that's my friend Mark.
349
00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,887
You got the dough? There you go.
350
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,222
- Appreciate it.
- Nice. Good to meet you, Mark.
351
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,767
- Do you have any Percocet, please?
- Percocet?
352
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:07,269
What are you talking about?
I don't sell that shit.
353
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,479
- Chris.
- Chris.
354
00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:10,397
You told him I was
gonna sell Percocet?
355
00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:13,066
- I didn't say anything about Percocet.
- What the fuck?
356
00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:15,443
- I just wanted a couple Percocets.
- Well, I...
357
00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:17,529
You came to the wrong place.
Wrong place.
358
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:20,574
- Sorry.
- Yeah, nice. Peace out, homes.
359
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,992
- Thank...
- God.
360
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,161
- What the fuck?
- Yeah.
361
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,162
- Fucking lingerer.
- Yeah, totally.
362
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:27,705
- Lingerer.
- Hardcore.
363
00:19:27,873 --> 00:19:29,374
Fuck.
364
00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,085
- Bums me out.
- Bums me out too.
365
00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:35,880
If there's one quality
I hate in a person, it's lingering.
366
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,759
- That's right. You and me both.
- Yeah, yeah.
367
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:42,179
So I'm curious. What have
those people done that you go...
368
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,431
...and process and service?
369
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:47,101
I don't know. It's alWays
something different, I guess.
370
00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:48,560
This guy...
371
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:51,438
Ted Jones, who knows. You know?
372
00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:53,857
- Ted Jones?
- Yeah, why?
373
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:57,821
My guy, Red, who I buy from,
he gets his stuff from a Ted Jones.
374
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,905
- Really?
- Maybe it's the same guy.
375
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,114
That'd be weird.
376
00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:03,825
It's a pretty normal name,
I guess, but...
377
00:20:03,992 --> 00:20:07,537
Anyway, I should really
get going, man. I gotta go.
378
00:20:07,704 --> 00:20:10,039
Duty calls, but it's good to see you.
Thanks.
379
00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:12,834
You're gonna smoke and run?
Come on, man.
380
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:16,046
We can go look at some crazy things
on the Internet together.
381
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:19,341
That sounds appealing, but I think
I should probably just get going.
382
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:20,926
- Oh, that sucks.
- Yeah.
383
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,387
That's cool, man.
What are you doing this weekend?
384
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,473
Because, you know, my bubbe's
got season tickets to the opera...
385
00:20:26,641 --> 00:20:29,810
...and she can't make it,
so wanna go see Phantom?
386
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:32,854
- Of the Opera?
- Yeah.
387
00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:36,483
I can't this weekend,
but you know what? Here.
388
00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:40,362
You know... I'll run out of weed in
a couple days. I'll come by, hang out.
389
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,323
- We'll watch 227 and shit.
- Definitely.
390
00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:45,367
Cool, man. Well, thanks.
Good to see you.
391
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,702
- Peace, brother.
- Okay.
392
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,370
One love.
393
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,707
When you got behind
on the mortgage...
394
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,667
...someone finally
made you a loan?
395
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:53,918
Yes, he did.
396
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,714
Yes, he did.
What was the interest rate you gotu
397
00:20:56,882 --> 00:21:01,469
- It was 12 or 13 percent.
- That's disgusting.
398
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,979
- Hello?
- Hello.
399
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,774
Hey, Angie, what's happening?
400
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:18,402
I just talked to my mom, and they are
so excited you're coming for dinner.
401
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,739
Like, so excited. And so am I,
but we're all really excited.
402
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:22,907
Thank you so much.
403
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,409
No problem. I'm psyched too.
It's gonna be awesome.
404
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:29,246
Couscous. The food so nice,
they named it twice.
405
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:34,127
Dale, anyway, I can't wait
for next year when this bullshit's over.
406
00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:37,213
Oh, shit. I see the guy I gotta serve.
I'll call you back.
407
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:39,297
Fucking cops. Shit.
408
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,223
Jesus.
409
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,439
What an adorable little cop.
410
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,525
Weird.
411
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,948
Jesus. Fuck.
412
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,117
What the fuck was that?
413
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:07,576
Oh, shit.
414
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,414
Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude.
415
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:12,623
Oh, no!
416
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,762
- Drive, drive.
- Who the fuck is that?
417
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,931
I don't know,
but I ain't waiting to see.
418
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,839
Pineapple Express.
419
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,968
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
420
00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,636
I sawbrains and blood!
421
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,263
Come on! Come on!
422
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,515
Where do I go?
423
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,947
Hello?
424
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,866
Saul, it's Dale.
Let me in. Let me in.
425
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,495
I just saw some crazy shit.
Please. Let me in.
426
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:35,456
- It's Dale Denton. Let me in, man?
- Dale?
427
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:38,250
Yes, Dale. That's what I said.
It's Dale. Let me in.
428
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,503
Oh, all right, man. Come on up.
429
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,675
I buzzed it. Open the door
when I buzz it.
430
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,677
Buzz it in three seconds exactly.
431
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:51,306
One, two...
432
00:23:51,474 --> 00:23:53,516
- Did it work?
- On three!
433
00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:56,519
I did it on three.
On "one, two, three, go"?
434
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,437
Just on three.
435
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,033
- He fucking killed him.
- Hey, I got neighbors.
436
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,660
He fucking killed him.
437
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:15,788
- Who killed who?
- A cop. A lady and a guy.
438
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:19,083
A cop, a lady and a guy?
That's a massacre. You saw it?
439
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:21,252
No, it was just a guy.
440
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,087
- What happened to the lady?
- No. No.
441
00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:27,924
A woman. A policewoman and a guy,
another guy, shot another guy...
442
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,095
...an Asian guy, in the window,
at fucking Ted's house.
443
00:24:31,263 --> 00:24:32,846
Whoa, was the other guy Ted?
444
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:35,099
I don't know.
He was a big, gray-haired man...
445
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:37,017
...and he had a robe
and he shot him.
446
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:40,104
And his brain flew every...
I'm gonna be... I'm gonna throw up.
447
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:41,730
What?
448
00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:45,192
- That was chicken fries.
- Sick.
449
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,777
You threw up on my printer.
450
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,279
- I did.
- Did you break it?
451
00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:50,364
- I hope not.
- Listen, man.
452
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,032
I think the guy was Ted.
453
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,034
And the Asians
are number-two in town...
454
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:56,120
...so you sawTed
capping the competition.
455
00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:58,122
They saw me
seeing them shoot the guy.
456
00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,957
What? They saw you?
457
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,457
And you fucking came here?
458
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,626
- Did they follow you here?
- I don't know.
459
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:08,048
- Did they follow you here?
- I don't know. Look. Look. Okay.
460
00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:10,926
I sawthem kill him.
461
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:13,804
I freaked out. I panicked, okay?
462
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:16,140
I tossed my roach.
463
00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:18,767
- I crashed into two cars.
- Yeah.
464
00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:22,062
So they must have heard...
They knowsomeone was out there.
465
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:24,356
- They know someone saw.
- They know "someone."
466
00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:27,152
They don't know it was you. Right?
467
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,739
I don't... I mean, yeah. I don't know.
468
00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:32,490
- Yes.
- I hope not.
469
00:25:32,658 --> 00:25:33,699
Relax.
470
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:38,661
Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some
of the rarest weed known to mankind.
471
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,665
Is it really that rare?
472
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,168
It's, like, the rarest.
473
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,838
It's almost a shame to smoke it.
474
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:51,967
It's like killing a unicorn...
475
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,844
...with, like, a bomb.
476
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,307
Are you the only guy in town
who has this?
477
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,601
- You're actually the only guy?
- Yeah.
478
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:04,355
My guy Red said he was giving me
an exclusive sneak preview.
479
00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:07,608
I'm the only guy you sold it to?
The other guys got Snicklefritz?
480
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:10,861
Yeah. So We're, like, the only guys.
481
00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:12,863
And Red got this from Ted?
482
00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,365
Ted's the man.
483
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:18,077
Let's get the fuck out of here!
Go! Go! Let's go! Let's go!
484
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,579
I threw a roach of this
outside of Ted's house.
485
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,748
So what? I throw roaches
all over town.
486
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:26,335
No. He could find the roach
and say, "It's Pineapple Express.
487
00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:28,712
Saul is the only guy
who has Pineapple Express.
488
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,964
He must have seen the murder!
Let's kill him!"
489
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,549
- Let's get out of here!
- Fuck!
490
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:35,552
Wait! Stop!
Get weed! Get the weed!
491
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,889
Anything we might need.
Snacks, food, Fruit Roll-Ups.
492
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:41,182
- Let's get the fuck out of here!
- Okay, okay.
493
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:02,413
Red said he'd be here.
494
00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:12,381
Them some drugs.
495
00:27:14,505 --> 00:27:16,089
Smells like vomit in this house.
496
00:27:16,256 --> 00:27:18,132
Want a hit, man? It's still lit.
497
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,468
I'm having dinner with my wife.
She can tell.
498
00:27:20,636 --> 00:27:22,303
Smell it on my sweater.
499
00:27:22,471 --> 00:27:23,930
For real?
500
00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:25,391
Yeah, for real.
501
00:27:25,558 --> 00:27:28,352
You wanna wear my vest?
It smell good.
502
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,603
Not my style.
503
00:27:29,771 --> 00:27:32,106
You ain't got no style, motherfucker.
504
00:27:32,273 --> 00:27:34,733
You have reached
the voice mailbox of...
505
00:27:34,901 --> 00:27:36,527
- Ted.
- Ted, it's Budlofsky.
506
00:27:36,695 --> 00:27:39,488
- We're here. Saul's gone.
- And Mathe...
507
00:27:41,032 --> 00:27:43,702
- And Matheson.
- I think he knew We Were coming.
508
00:27:43,869 --> 00:27:44,994
They not here, Ted.
509
00:27:45,162 --> 00:27:46,871
Hi, Ted.
510
00:27:47,456 --> 00:27:49,748
Okay, what do you know
about Ted?
511
00:27:49,916 --> 00:27:51,792
I think he's crazy about murdering.
512
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,294
Jesus, man.
Well, how much money do you have?
513
00:27:54,462 --> 00:27:57,631
- I have, like, the 75 that you gave me.
- That's it?
514
00:27:57,799 --> 00:27:59,675
- Well, howmuch do you have?
- Three bucks.
515
00:27:59,842 --> 00:28:02,427
What you getting on my case for?
I have more than you.
516
00:28:02,594 --> 00:28:06,348
Well, that's my 75 technically.
So I have $78 and you have nothing.
517
00:28:06,516 --> 00:28:10,894
I don't know. Let's just go... Go to
a motel or a hotel and just hide out.
518
00:28:11,062 --> 00:28:14,648
The police were in on it. Could have
flagged credit cards. They'll find us.
519
00:28:15,275 --> 00:28:18,819
Shit. I wish We could
just go nowhere.
520
00:28:20,947 --> 00:28:22,113
Okay.
521
00:28:22,281 --> 00:28:27,995
Even if he found that roach,
how could he knowwhere you are?
522
00:28:29,456 --> 00:28:31,290
Heat-seeking missiles.
523
00:28:33,001 --> 00:28:34,126
Bloodhounds.
524
00:28:35,170 --> 00:28:36,712
Foxes.
525
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,505
Barracudas.
526
00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:41,884
I'm kind of flabbergasted when
you say things like that. It's Weird.
527
00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:43,094
Thank you.
528
00:28:43,262 --> 00:28:45,305
Not a compliment.
Here's the question.
529
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,390
Let's say he actually
found the roach.
530
00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:51,769
How could he connect
the Pineapple Express weed to you?
531
00:28:51,936 --> 00:28:55,271
He can't, man.
Only fucking Red knows.
532
00:28:55,439 --> 00:28:57,315
Only Red knows, man.
533
00:28:57,483 --> 00:28:58,900
Who is Red?
534
00:28:59,067 --> 00:29:02,738
Red's, like, the middleman
between, like, Ted and me.
535
00:29:02,906 --> 00:29:04,990
And we're, like,
mad fucking tight, man.
536
00:29:05,158 --> 00:29:07,242
One time, he got this girl...
537
00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:10,829
...to give me a hand job, like,
within five minutes of meeting her.
538
00:29:10,997 --> 00:29:15,542
It was like, "I don't
even know your name, whoa."
539
00:29:15,919 --> 00:29:20,881
That is pretty rad, but, like,
let's say Ted calls him and is like:
540
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:23,218
"Did you sell the Pineapple Express
to anyone?"
541
00:29:23,385 --> 00:29:26,012
He'll be, "Yeah, I sold it to Saul."
Why wouldn't he?
542
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:28,889
No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man.
543
00:29:29,057 --> 00:29:32,643
Fucking hand job, Dale.
Imagine if I gave you a hand job.
544
00:29:32,811 --> 00:29:36,646
- Why would I wanna do that?
- No, I mean if I got you a hand job.
545
00:29:36,814 --> 00:29:39,273
The same rules don't apply to Red.
He's a drug dealer.
546
00:29:41,277 --> 00:29:45,072
I'm a drug dealer.
Are you saying you don't trust me?
547
00:29:45,865 --> 00:29:48,367
No, that's not at all what I'm...
You know what?
548
00:29:48,535 --> 00:29:52,496
You know? Just ignore What I said.
Call him. Give him a call.
549
00:29:52,664 --> 00:29:54,289
See what the dealio is.
550
00:29:58,002 --> 00:29:59,795
- Hello.
- Hey, Red, you okay?
551
00:29:59,963 --> 00:30:03,090
Yeah, Saul. Yeah, I'm fine, man.
I just stubbed my toe.
552
00:30:03,258 --> 00:30:06,260
Be careful, man. Be careful.
Wear shoes in the house.
553
00:30:06,427 --> 00:30:09,429
Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Now, listen.
554
00:30:09,597 --> 00:30:12,099
You know that Pineapple Express stuff
you gave me?
555
00:30:12,267 --> 00:30:14,935
Don't tell anybody
that you sold it to me.
556
00:30:15,103 --> 00:30:16,395
I'd never talk to anyone...
557
00:30:16,563 --> 00:30:20,775
...about the stuft that I do with you
involving drugs.
558
00:30:20,943 --> 00:30:23,444
All right, cool.
Listen, I'm gonna come by.
559
00:30:23,611 --> 00:30:25,445
I gotta lay some shit on you.
560
00:30:25,613 --> 00:30:27,239
There is a fly in the ointment.
561
00:30:27,407 --> 00:30:29,950
Shit has hit the fan.
The lion will speak.
562
00:30:30,118 --> 00:30:32,452
- I'm in the middle of a convo.
- No, seriously.
563
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:35,122
- We're gonna be there in half an hour.
- Perfect.
564
00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:38,291
- No, please. No, no, no.
- Let's go over there and chill out.
565
00:30:38,458 --> 00:30:40,919
No, can we go tomorrow?
Look, we're already here...
566
00:30:41,087 --> 00:30:43,505
There's somebody else
on the phone with him.
567
00:30:43,673 --> 00:30:44,715
- Who?
- I don't know.
568
00:30:44,883 --> 00:30:46,508
He's whispering to another man.
569
00:30:46,676 --> 00:30:49,511
We'll go in the morning.
It's better that way.
570
00:30:49,679 --> 00:30:53,181
- Okay.
- Yes. Yes. Thank you. Yes.
571
00:30:53,349 --> 00:30:55,767
- Hey.
- So you're coming by tomorrow?
572
00:30:55,935 --> 00:30:56,977
How'd you know that?
573
00:30:57,145 --> 00:31:01,024
Heard you whispering to that other guy
that you were talking to. Who is that?
574
00:31:01,191 --> 00:31:03,818
Right, Dale. Good job.
Listen, I can't go in the morning...
575
00:31:03,986 --> 00:31:06,821
...because my bubbe... Gotta change
her clocks. Daylight-savings.
576
00:31:06,989 --> 00:31:09,489
Is that the bubbe
that's on 41 st and River Street?
577
00:31:09,657 --> 00:31:12,074
The one where we played
shuffleboard that one time?
578
00:31:12,242 --> 00:31:14,869
You got it. So, listen,
we'll be chilling by noon.
579
00:31:15,329 --> 00:31:18,165
- Noon it is, bromosexual.
- Nice.
580
00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:21,001
We should hit up the casino again.
It's been a while.
581
00:31:21,169 --> 00:31:23,837
Okay, yeah.
We'll definitely hit the casino up.
582
00:31:24,005 --> 00:31:27,299
Definitely. All right, peace, brother.
583
00:31:28,051 --> 00:31:29,343
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
584
00:31:29,510 --> 00:31:31,386
- Why'd he mention a casino?
- I don't know.
585
00:31:31,554 --> 00:31:34,348
You make me call my good
friend, send him into a booby trap.
586
00:31:34,515 --> 00:31:36,183
- And lie to him.
- Is Saul Asian?
587
00:31:36,351 --> 00:31:38,353
- Making me a shitty person.
- Is he Asian?
588
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,896
- He's not Asian.
- You're lying.
589
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:42,607
- I'm not lying. I'm not lying.
- You're lying.
590
00:31:42,774 --> 00:31:44,316
Did you hear slot machines?
591
00:31:44,484 --> 00:31:47,110
- Man, I don't know where he is.
- You tell me Where he is.
592
00:31:47,278 --> 00:31:50,155
Tell me. In 45 minutes,
I gotta go have dinner with my wife.
593
00:31:50,323 --> 00:31:51,907
- I got a reservation.
- Forty-five?
594
00:31:52,075 --> 00:31:54,242
That's a dinner reservation
you gonna miss.
595
00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:55,869
That's a reservation I'll make.
596
00:31:56,037 --> 00:31:58,456
- I don't think so.
- Because if he doesn't start to...
597
00:31:58,624 --> 00:32:02,709
- Look, can you do this one solo?
- No, I can't do this solo. Are you crazy?
598
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:06,505
- What are you talking about? What?
- What, you trying to abandon me?
599
00:32:06,673 --> 00:32:09,758
This is teamwork. This is a
partnership. We are in this together.
600
00:32:09,926 --> 00:32:11,551
- You want me to stay?
- Yes.
601
00:32:11,719 --> 00:32:13,053
- Fine, I'll stay.
- Thank you.
602
00:32:13,221 --> 00:32:15,222
- You happy now?
- Yes.
603
00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:17,683
There's no way that
we could pause for a minute...
604
00:32:17,850 --> 00:32:19,184
...you guys go home...
605
00:32:19,352 --> 00:32:22,479
...and then tomorrow we
could just, like, continue?
606
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:29,405
I should call Angie soon.
607
00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:32,616
Make up some bullshit.
608
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,867
I'm cold.
609
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:37,122
You're cold?
Oh, I'm not cold at all. Here.
610
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,289
I run hot.
611
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,791
- Really?
- Yeah.
612
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:43,253
- You got more body mass.
- Thick blood. Yeah, no, take it.
613
00:32:43,421 --> 00:32:46,631
- Thank you.
- I don't appreciate that, but it's okay.
614
00:32:47,049 --> 00:32:49,049
I'm gonna call Angie.
615
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,307
Space.
616
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:00,894
Dale, wait. Wait.
617
00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:04,648
The phones. The phones.
618
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,109
- You said they Were cops, right?
- They are, yeah.
619
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:08,819
I was thinking, maybe they can...
620
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,738
...triangulate these things, man,
or, like, trace them.
621
00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:13,824
- Right?
- That's how they got Saddam.
622
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,827
- Right.
- Fuck. You're right, man.
623
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,662
Maybe they can even trace them...
624
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:20,290
...like, when We're not even
on them, you know?
625
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:23,959
Maybe if we bury them, the reception
will cut off and they won't be able to.
626
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:26,086
We can tie it to an animal,
be a diversion.
627
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,713
We'll never catch an animal.
628
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,340
The squirrel'd be up in a tree,
they'd think we were.
629
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,134
No, no, no.
630
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:34,679
- We'll build a hot-air balloon and...
- No.
631
00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:36,221
- We'll smash them.
- Yeah, yeah.
632
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,806
I'm gonna smash it. On a rock.
633
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:40,893
- Right here. Good thinking.
- Good idea. Yes, destroy it.
634
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:43,270
- Get it.
- Die. Yes.
635
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:48,108
- What the fuck was that?
- I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.
636
00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,486
- What tree?
- That one.
637
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:53,197
Why didn't you smash it
on a rock like a normal person?
638
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:56,201
I don't know. How often does
somebody smash things? I'm rusty.
639
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,327
Did you at least see
where it landed?
640
00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:00,120
I don't know. Call it.
641
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,999
Call it? With What?
My phone has been smashed.
642
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:07,794
I bet they can't even triangulate
those things.
643
00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:11,423
Well, you convinced me they can.
You were very convincing back there.
644
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:14,219
Hey. Fine. I'll go find it. Fuck.
645
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,513
- Do you see it?
- See What?
646
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,932
The phone, you idiot.
647
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,893
Why are we here?
This place is so fucking scary.
648
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:24,353
At least I had an idea.
You didn't, so shut up.
649
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:27,272
That's not true. I had two ideas.
Nowhere and Quiznos.
650
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,441
- What?
- What was that?
651
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,691
- What?
- What is that?
652
00:34:30,859 --> 00:34:33,737
- What?
- I hear something.
653
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,947
What?
654
00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:36,990
I don't know. Do you hear that?
655
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,535
Dude, I literally hear nothing.
656
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,453
Oh, fuck!
657
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:44,998
Where are you going? What are
you running from? Return to me now!
658
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,585
Help me!
659
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,088
Tell him to get away from me!
660
00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,424
I'm scared of this darkness!
I surrender!
661
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,426
- Go away! Go away!
- I'm unarmed!
662
00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,264
- This isn't funny anymore!
- Dale!
663
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,182
- Fall back!
- Save me!
664
00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:15,362
Oh, shit.
665
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,407
Car.
666
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,750
Open it! Open it!
Open the door! Open it!
667
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,169
- Unlock it.
- I can't unlock it.
668
00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:33,631
What are you doing?
Watch the upholstery.
669
00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:37,468
- Go! I saw something!
- Go! What did you see? Shut up!
670
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:41,138
Shut the fuck... Shut up, man!
671
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,599
I heard something,
then I saw something.
672
00:35:43,766 --> 00:35:45,475
You didn't hear anything, man.
673
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,477
Well, I saw something.
674
00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:54,652
And you're telling me that guy
in the little short shorts...
675
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,195
...broke your nose?
- Right.
676
00:35:56,363 --> 00:36:00,282
The BeDazzler guy
broke your nose, tough man?
677
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:17,299
Wake up. Get up. Wake up.
678
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,260
How did I get on you?
679
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,679
I wonder.
680
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:28,560
Watch finally broke.
681
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,355
Crazy. What time is it?
682
00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:35,485
That can't be right.
683
00:36:36,737 --> 00:36:38,821
It couldn't be 3 in the morning,
could it?
684
00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:41,074
It's 3:00 right now?
685
00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:42,784
Holy shit, man!
686
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:46,453
We were supposed to be at Red's
at noon, man. What if he's gone?
687
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,079
No, it's daylight-savings, so...
688
00:36:48,246 --> 00:36:51,249
- So it's only 2:00.
- Oh, no, it went forward an hour.
689
00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:55,712
It's 4 o,-fucking-clock?
Fuck me. No, man. That's bad.
690
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:59,049
Shit. We slept for, like, 18 hours.
691
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,760
My bubbe...
Man, my bubbe's gonna be so pissed.
692
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,011
Shit.
693
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,013
We gotta call Red.
694
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,766
Okay. Now?
695
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,977
We'll go to a pay phone.
696
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:13,398
No, I can't.
His number is in my phone.
697
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,566
Great. Well, do you remember
where he lives?
698
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,068
Yeah, I know where he lives.
699
00:37:17,236 --> 00:37:19,361
What are you insinuating?
Like, I'm forgetful?
700
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:20,946
"Insinuating." Good word.
701
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,406
Do you know what that means?
702
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:25,575
- I do, believe it or not.
- It means, like, "to seem like."
703
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,540
Let's roll. I'm done With the woods.
Let's go.
704
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:32,709
Come on, let's get
the fuck out of here.
705
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:36,753
Okay. Let's go. No. It's not working.
The battery's dead.
706
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,588
Wait.
707
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:40,882
What do you mean, it's dead?
708
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,594
What do I mean? I mean
the battery's dead. The battery's dead.
709
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:46,430
What do you mean,
the battery's dead?
710
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:49,100
How can I explain this
to you differently?
711
00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:52,269
The battery is dead.
It ceased to live.
712
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:55,939
It's deceased now. The car
needs a battery to start, Saul.
713
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,859
How did this happen?
714
00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:01,778
Well, we clearly fell asleep
with the battery on, and...
715
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,905
Oh, man. To talk radio?
716
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,450
- Yes, talk radio.
- It's so boring, man.
717
00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:09,412
- Okay, okay.
- The car just committed suicide.
718
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:11,706
Shut up, man. I have an idea now.
719
00:38:11,874 --> 00:38:13,124
We're gonna go.
720
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:16,002
We'll walk back to the road.
We'll hitchhike.
721
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:18,129
Someone will pick us up,
take us to Red's.
722
00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:21,507
Red Will tell us everything's fine,
everything will go back to normal.
723
00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:22,966
How does that sound? Good?
724
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,968
- That's a good idea.
- Keep our heads on.
725
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,721
If we just keep thinking like this,
we're fucking gravy.
726
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,931
- All right. I'm in.
- Let's do it.
727
00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:40,776
- Can I have my jacket back, please?
- Yeah.
728
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:43,320
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
729
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,405
Thanks for taking care of it.
730
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,449
Look, it's like my thumb is my cock.
731
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,120
That's not gonna get us a ride, man.
732
00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:43,129
Here's good.
733
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,721
Thanks for the smooth sailing,
Sharid.
734
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,473
You're welcome.
735
00:39:57,646 --> 00:39:59,980
- You're sure We can trust this guy?
- Yo, Red.
736
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:01,773
Who is it?
737
00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:05,611
- It's Bruce.
- Bruce? Who the fuck is this?
738
00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:08,947
- Saul. What's up?
- Who do you think it is?
739
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:10,156
Who's this?
740
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,284
I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you.
741
00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:13,493
Dale who?
742
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,620
It's best if you don't know
my full name.
743
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,080
Dale Denton. He's with me.
744
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,583
Dale Denton. Nice to meet you, bro.
745
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:22,460
- Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay?
- You better.
746
00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:24,922
- Get in here.
- Coming in.
747
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,800
- Y,all Wanna buy some drugs?
- Frisk me.
748
00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:30,052
- What's up? What's up?
- Get it.
749
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,138
Look at that, huh?
750
00:40:33,015 --> 00:40:35,558
- What's up, players?
- What's up?
751
00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:40,353
I've been up in here trying to get
a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling.
752
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:41,938
What's up with the clothes?
753
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:44,984
We were camping.
754
00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:46,611
- Camping?
- Yeah.
755
00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:49,863
Is your lip okay, man?
756
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:52,073
- You been crying?
- Oh, my lip.
757
00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:54,200
It's a cold sore.
758
00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:57,787
Never had one before,
so I started to cry.
759
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:01,166
I think it's a lot worse
than it looks, though.
760
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,920
Cold sore?
Does that mean fucking herpes?
761
00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:06,589
Yeah. Yes, it does.
762
00:41:06,757 --> 00:41:09,592
Fucking sick, man. You know
how many joints we've shared?
763
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,470
I know. I'm a disgusting person.
764
00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:14,137
Herpes is for life, bro.
765
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:17,807
I'm gonna try to definitely put
some sort of medical ointment on it.
766
00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:20,602
Been taking Vicodin.
Doesn't really take swelling down.
767
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:22,479
It's from that time. I told you, man.
768
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:26,025
You ate that lollipop out of that
stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.
769
00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:28,861
Out of her vagina. Remember
what you did? What did you do?
770
00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:32,323
You ate a box of Nerds
out of her butthole.
771
00:41:32,491 --> 00:41:35,951
You fucking said you wouldn't tell.
You sowed your own poison, man.
772
00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:38,787
Dudes, seriously, we're here
for a reason. Just ask him.
773
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:43,167
Chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here.
We got a lot of time to hang out.
774
00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:45,086
- I'm making a fucking cake.
- No shit.
775
00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,504
Can I have a piece of thatu
776
00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:48,964
- Don't ask for a piece.
- I can't have a piece?
777
00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:50,632
No, you can't. This is private.
778
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,550
Do you know what today is?
779
00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:55,679
- Tuesday.
- This is my cat's birthday today.
780
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,015
I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry.
You let it out by accident?
781
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:01,142
No, because he died
three months ago, okay?
782
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,645
So now who's the funny guy?
783
00:42:02,938 --> 00:42:03,980
Sorry.
784
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,231
Today is his birthday...
785
00:42:05,399 --> 00:42:08,734
...and it is a tradition
that on his birthday...
786
00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:12,196
...I get up extra early and make him
his favorite kind of dessert.
787
00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:14,699
Don't worry, bro.
Your cat's going to heaven.
788
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,534
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe he went to heaven.
789
00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,828
He was a little fucker.
Could've gone to hell.
790
00:42:18,996 --> 00:42:20,204
What are we talk...? Guys...
791
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,872
Ask him. Just ask him, okay?
792
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,165
Ask What? Just come straight.
What's up?
793
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,334
- Yeah, right.
- Lay it on him.
794
00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:28,461
We need to know...
795
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,380
We need to know
about your source.
796
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,881
- Ted.
- Ted Jones.
797
00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:35,719
See, Dale, here,
is a protest servant.
798
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,345
I'm not. That's not what I am.
799
00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:40,640
He's not that,
but he was outside Ted's house...
800
00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:45,813
Don't... Look, we don't want
to bring you in to What we're in, okay?
801
00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:48,733
You don't Want any trouble.
We don't Wanna give you trouble.
802
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,318
It's probably best
you don't know the whole story.
803
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:54,362
- Don't think I can handle danger?
- What are you talking about?
804
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,406
- You can.
- I totally can.
805
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,366
And for you
to come into my house...
806
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,746
...and not tell secrets
because you think you're saving me...
807
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,623
...well, in reality, it just makes
you look like a dumb-ass.
808
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:06,042
Look at this. See this?
809
00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:09,003
You see that?
There's no hair under here, okay?
810
00:43:09,171 --> 00:43:10,628
What's the significance of that?
811
00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:13,590
It makes me aerodynamic
when I fight. I can take danger.
812
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:17,469
Okay, has anyone called asking
about Saul or the Pineapple Express?
813
00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:20,097
That's all we need to know.
814
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,769
Is it "uh-huh" or "uh-uh"?
815
00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,937
- It's "uh-uh."
- There it is, man.
816
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:30,023
Cleared. Over.
817
00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:32,150
Everything's fine. I told you, bro.
818
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:33,985
We had a Wacky night
in the woods...
819
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,780
...but we both can put that
behind us like adults.
820
00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:39,074
Now it's time
to get super-duper high.
821
00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:40,701
Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv?
822
00:43:40,869 --> 00:43:42,203
"Bong Mitzvah." Hit it up.
823
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:44,080
Yes.
824
00:43:44,498 --> 00:43:45,790
There you go.
825
00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,958
Why don't you follow his lead
and chill out?
826
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,252
I'm chill.
I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
827
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:52,963
- You don't seem chill.
- More chill than you.
828
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,381
You're more chill than me?
829
00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:57,093
Look at what I'm Wearing. Kimono.
What are you wearing?
830
00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:59,136
- Suit.
- Yeah. Exactly.
831
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:02,514
I don't knowwhat's up with you,
but I don't knowif I like you.
832
00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:04,808
Well, I don't know
if I like you either, man.
833
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,310
Well, that's your loss,
because I'm a great friend.
834
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:10,230
I'm gonna use the telefono
to call my wife, okay?
835
00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:11,564
- Give her a call.
- I will.
836
00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:12,359
- Go ahead.
- Don't pay attention to what I'm saying.
837
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,444
- Go ahead.
- Sit on my couch...
838
00:44:13,611 --> 00:44:15,696
...my chillastic couch, and chill out.
839
00:44:15,864 --> 00:44:18,575
- I'm chilling right here.
- Don't listen to what I'm saying.
840
00:44:18,742 --> 00:44:21,077
- This is private. This is my wife.
- I'm listening.
841
00:44:21,245 --> 00:44:23,455
I'm not trying to be enemies.
I don't wanna be.
842
00:44:23,622 --> 00:44:25,290
- I wanna be friends.
- Well, then good.
843
00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,083
- I wanna be best friends.
- Come here.
844
00:44:27,251 --> 00:44:29,502
- Shake my fucking hand.
- Shake my hand. Okay.
845
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:31,629
- See, we can be friends.
- I'm feeling it.
846
00:44:31,797 --> 00:44:35,007
- You feel that? We can be best friends.
- I'm looking through you, man.
847
00:44:35,175 --> 00:44:36,592
I'm looking through you too...
848
00:44:36,759 --> 00:44:39,554
...and I see I need to paint
the spot on the wall behind you.
849
00:44:39,722 --> 00:44:41,473
- I'm looking through you.
- Transparent.
850
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,310
- I see your intentions.
- I see your intestines and intentions.
851
00:44:45,603 --> 00:44:48,645
- What'd I have for dinner last night?
- Cake.
852
00:44:48,938 --> 00:44:50,939
I'll be right back.
Make this phone call.
853
00:44:53,359 --> 00:44:54,443
Bullshit.
854
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,986
No, no, no.
855
00:44:57,154 --> 00:44:58,655
- Liar.
- What are you doing, man?
856
00:44:58,823 --> 00:45:01,283
He's a liar. He's lying to us, man.
He's lying to us.
857
00:45:01,451 --> 00:45:02,451
No, he's not.
858
00:45:02,618 --> 00:45:04,494
He knows my name.
He's acting weird.
859
00:45:04,662 --> 00:45:06,621
We can't let him
phone anyone, man.
860
00:45:06,789 --> 00:45:09,248
Freaking out. You're paranoid.
Give him the phone.
861
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:10,666
I do not trust you, sir.
862
00:45:10,834 --> 00:45:12,585
- You're paranoid.
- He's acting weird.
863
00:45:12,753 --> 00:45:14,754
Red, I'm sorry, bro.
864
00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:16,505
- Jesus!
- Holy cock.
865
00:45:16,673 --> 00:45:17,841
Fuck you!
866
00:45:18,009 --> 00:45:19,676
What are you doing, man?
He's sorry.
867
00:45:19,844 --> 00:45:21,136
Oh, Jesus.
868
00:45:23,514 --> 00:45:25,223
Herpes!
869
00:45:25,558 --> 00:45:27,517
I don't wanna have to do this.
870
00:45:27,685 --> 00:45:28,852
Red, you're crazy, man.
871
00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:31,021
You brought the devil
into my house.
872
00:45:31,189 --> 00:45:32,898
- We're friends.
- I know we are.
873
00:45:33,065 --> 00:45:35,149
- That's why it sucks.
- Are you on meth again?
874
00:45:36,819 --> 00:45:39,321
Dale, he's hurting me!
875
00:45:39,489 --> 00:45:41,031
Toilet.
876
00:45:41,199 --> 00:45:42,698
Flush.
877
00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:46,076
What we do in this life
echoes in eternity.
878
00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:48,579
True!
879
00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:04,721
He's going for the phone
to call Ted!
880
00:46:05,348 --> 00:46:07,224
Stay out of here!
881
00:46:10,061 --> 00:46:12,479
Red, don't do it!
882
00:46:14,524 --> 00:46:16,233
- Red!
- You assholes.
883
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,984
You ruined my portable phone.
884
00:46:18,152 --> 00:46:20,362
- TeamWork.
- Yes.
885
00:46:21,656 --> 00:46:23,739
You're gonna break the door.
Gonna pay for it?
886
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:29,078
Fuck.
887
00:46:29,246 --> 00:46:30,621
Phone.
888
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,168
- Let go! Let go! Let go!
- What the hell...?
889
00:46:35,336 --> 00:46:37,879
I let go, now just get this
goddamn door off of me!
890
00:46:38,047 --> 00:46:39,548
Tell us everything, now!
891
00:46:39,715 --> 00:46:41,049
Said they were gonna kill me.
892
00:46:41,217 --> 00:46:43,218
What did you tell Ted?
893
00:46:43,386 --> 00:46:45,303
He's crushing my balls.
Crushing my balls.
894
00:46:45,471 --> 00:46:46,930
Smash them.
895
00:46:47,098 --> 00:46:48,139
Fuck!
896
00:46:48,307 --> 00:46:51,100
Time out. Time out.
897
00:46:51,268 --> 00:46:53,018
- Truce.
- Time in. Fuck you.
898
00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:54,980
- Stop!
- Cheater!
899
00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:56,940
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Red!
900
00:46:57,108 --> 00:46:59,526
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Get...
901
00:47:00,778 --> 00:47:01,778
Fuck.
902
00:47:03,281 --> 00:47:04,781
God...
903
00:47:04,949 --> 00:47:06,241
Fuck!
904
00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:08,410
- Take it, motherfucker!
- Time out!
905
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:12,329
Fuck!
906
00:47:15,793 --> 00:47:17,168
No! No, no, no!
907
00:47:17,336 --> 00:47:19,212
Where you going, huh?
908
00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:21,464
Where do you think you're going,
Mr. Wiggles?
909
00:47:21,632 --> 00:47:24,383
- Come on. Get back here.
- Saul, help me! Help me!
910
00:47:24,551 --> 00:47:25,968
He's punching my bum!
911
00:47:26,136 --> 00:47:28,888
I'm done with this.
Let's talk. Let's try words.
912
00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:32,725
Use words! No! No! No!
913
00:47:35,938 --> 00:47:37,314
You okay, man?
914
00:47:37,481 --> 00:47:39,983
- I'll get you another bong.
- It's my cat's birthday.
915
00:47:41,319 --> 00:47:43,028
Happy birthday.
916
00:47:43,529 --> 00:47:44,571
- All right?
- Thank you.
917
00:47:44,739 --> 00:47:47,032
I think there's a package
in the mailbox.
918
00:47:47,199 --> 00:47:49,284
This ends now!
919
00:47:53,332 --> 00:47:54,790
Oh, shit.
920
00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:56,750
Was that too much?
921
00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:00,586
Can't get the edge.
922
00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:03,005
Wait. Got it. Got it.
923
00:48:03,173 --> 00:48:04,340
Hey, Dale.
924
00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:07,843
Think we're gonna have to kill him?
I don't think I'm capable of murder.
925
00:48:08,011 --> 00:48:09,219
I don't think I am either.
926
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:12,181
Maybe we could just convince him
to kill himself.
927
00:48:12,350 --> 00:48:14,768
Or, just not say anything.
928
00:48:15,895 --> 00:48:19,147
We need to find out
everything he knows, okay?
929
00:48:19,982 --> 00:48:21,566
Wake up.
930
00:48:22,109 --> 00:48:23,234
Hey, what's up, dudes?
931
00:48:23,402 --> 00:48:26,488
What's up? Tell us everything now.
932
00:48:26,656 --> 00:48:27,697
Talk, Red.
933
00:48:27,865 --> 00:48:30,199
I'm gonna flex and bust out of here.
934
00:48:34,413 --> 00:48:35,622
Trapped.
935
00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:37,040
Not happening, Red.
936
00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:39,709
Okay. All right. Okay, I'll talk.
937
00:48:39,877 --> 00:48:44,381
Ted Jones, he knows you witnessed
the murder. He found your roach.
938
00:48:44,548 --> 00:48:47,549
He sent two guys over here,
Budlofsky and Matheson.
939
00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:50,052
Two real big son of a bitches.
940
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,972
They're basically
out to kill you guys.
941
00:48:52,139 --> 00:48:54,766
They're gonna kill me too,
unless I turn y,all over.
942
00:48:54,934 --> 00:48:56,768
So you guys are basically fucked.
943
00:48:56,936 --> 00:48:59,562
How many cops does he have
on his payroll? Tell us.
944
00:48:59,730 --> 00:49:02,524
- Well, there's the woman cop, Carol.
- That's the lady cop.
945
00:49:02,692 --> 00:49:05,943
I don't know. He could have a bunch.
This dude is super well-connected.
946
00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:09,071
And he has a really awesome
hideout too. It's pretty badass.
947
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:10,824
- Oh, shit.
- What else?
948
00:49:10,992 --> 00:49:13,201
He's at a war right now
with the Asians.
949
00:49:13,369 --> 00:49:14,828
They're in a drug war right now.
950
00:49:14,996 --> 00:49:17,330
Asians? What Asians?
Indians are technically Asian.
951
00:49:17,498 --> 00:49:19,082
- It's true.
- What Asians?
952
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:23,086
I don't know. What? Chinese?
Or Korean or...
953
00:49:23,254 --> 00:49:24,254
Vietcong?
954
00:49:24,422 --> 00:49:27,090
Yeah, little... Just little Asian people.
955
00:49:27,258 --> 00:49:32,888
Like, the Asians with the guns
and the drugs, and not his friends.
956
00:49:33,056 --> 00:49:34,097
- Ding-dong.
- Hey, Red!
957
00:49:34,265 --> 00:49:35,598
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, they're here.
958
00:49:35,766 --> 00:49:37,099
They're here to kill me.
959
00:49:37,267 --> 00:49:41,145
Okay, I know I sold y,all out. I've been
a son of a bitch and a shitty friend.
960
00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,731
Saul, I'm talking to you.
Dale, you're a newfriend.
961
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,108
I can make it up.
I forgot, "bro's before ho's."
962
00:49:46,276 --> 00:49:48,736
Just go out the back porch.
I won't say anything.
963
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:50,280
- I'll cover for you.
- Thanks.
964
00:49:50,448 --> 00:49:52,198
No sweat.
965
00:49:56,662 --> 00:49:58,580
It was Dale Denton.
Dale Denton and Saul.
966
00:49:58,748 --> 00:50:01,916
They're on the back porch.
You can catch them if you hurry. Go.
967
00:50:04,587 --> 00:50:06,171
Hey. In here.
968
00:50:06,338 --> 00:50:08,339
I've gotta get to a phone. Come on.
969
00:50:08,507 --> 00:50:10,133
- We should hide.
- Why?
970
00:50:10,301 --> 00:50:12,218
If Red tells Ted's guys
about my name...
971
00:50:12,386 --> 00:50:14,137
...then they'll go to my apartment.
972
00:50:14,305 --> 00:50:18,016
There, I have Angie's name. They'll
put that together, find her. Let's go.
973
00:50:18,184 --> 00:50:19,684
No. I think we should stay.
974
00:50:19,852 --> 00:50:22,186
- Why?
- I'm in the dumpster already.
975
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:25,439
Well, then, get out.
Come on, you're already dirty.
976
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,903
- They're gone.
- Well, find out what he knows.
977
00:50:30,071 --> 00:50:31,571
Red, it's your last chance, man.
978
00:50:31,739 --> 00:50:33,531
You gonna give us something
we can use?
979
00:50:33,699 --> 00:50:37,118
Matheson, you gotta be kidding me.
I mean, What more do you want?
980
00:50:37,286 --> 00:50:39,370
I told you that the guy's name
is Dale Denton.
981
00:50:39,538 --> 00:50:41,164
He's obviously working with Saul.
982
00:50:41,332 --> 00:50:43,333
They came in here,
busted my house to shit.
983
00:50:43,501 --> 00:50:45,167
They kicked the hell out of me...
984
00:50:45,335 --> 00:50:47,503
...duct-taped me
to my grandfather's wheelchair.
985
00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:50,173
What more do you want?
Want me to read your horoscope?
986
00:50:50,341 --> 00:50:54,010
- You hear that, Ted?
- Ask if either of them were Asian.
987
00:50:54,178 --> 00:50:56,679
- What skin color were they?
- They were white people.
988
00:50:56,847 --> 00:50:58,932
Denton might've been a Jew.
I don't know.
989
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:01,267
I don't judge people
based on things like that.
990
00:51:01,435 --> 00:51:03,812
Obviously. We're friends.
991
00:51:03,979 --> 00:51:05,271
Ted, you hear him?
992
00:51:05,439 --> 00:51:09,360
Dale Denton: Not Asian.
All right. Kill Red.
993
00:51:09,528 --> 00:51:13,029
Listen, I would appreciate it
if both y,all would take your shoes off.
994
00:51:13,197 --> 00:51:15,698
This is brand-new carpet.
You're tracking mud in here.
995
00:51:15,866 --> 00:51:17,533
Matheson, you got
British Knights on.
996
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,701
I ain't seen anybody wear them
since 1987.
997
00:51:21,371 --> 00:51:23,163
What the hell are you doing?
998
00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:25,040
Ted told me to kill him.
999
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:28,044
Well, how about
a little fucking discretion here?
1000
00:51:28,212 --> 00:51:30,088
See? See? See, right there.
You see that?
1001
00:51:30,256 --> 00:51:31,381
- You catch it?
- See What?
1002
00:51:31,549 --> 00:51:34,634
You used to not give
a fuck about discretion.
1003
00:51:34,802 --> 00:51:37,846
I seen you pull somebody's
jawbone off. I seen it.
1004
00:51:38,681 --> 00:51:40,098
You was ruthless.
1005
00:51:40,266 --> 00:51:42,642
You was ruthless, man.
1006
00:51:42,810 --> 00:51:45,895
What the fuck, man?
You shot me in my stomach.
1007
00:51:46,564 --> 00:51:48,274
I'm gonna die now probably.
1008
00:51:48,441 --> 00:51:51,860
I had you all over here for dinner.
Fish tacos.
1009
00:51:52,027 --> 00:51:53,570
This how you do me?
1010
00:51:57,116 --> 00:51:58,949
So, What did Budlofsky
and Matheson say?
1011
00:51:59,117 --> 00:52:00,742
I don't know.
1012
00:52:01,828 --> 00:52:04,163
There's this guy, Saul...
1013
00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:07,667
...something, selling weed who Works
with some guy, Dale Denton.
1014
00:52:07,835 --> 00:52:09,210
That's all he got out of him.
1015
00:52:09,378 --> 00:52:12,797
Do you think he has anything to do
with the guy that We shot?
1016
00:52:12,965 --> 00:52:14,841
Well, did he say anything else?
1017
00:52:15,009 --> 00:52:18,261
Saul mentioned something about
"going to the casino."
1018
00:52:18,429 --> 00:52:20,597
- Weird.
- "Going to the casino"?
1019
00:52:20,764 --> 00:52:22,849
The Asians own the casino, Ted.
1020
00:52:23,017 --> 00:52:26,436
- I need another beer.
- He's gotta be working for them.
1021
00:52:26,937 --> 00:52:30,356
Maybe affer we popped that guy,
they hired this outside guy, Dale...
1022
00:52:30,524 --> 00:52:32,692
What's his name? Denton?
- To finish the job.
1023
00:52:33,152 --> 00:52:34,194
Maybe.
1024
00:52:34,361 --> 00:52:37,488
Maybe. Well, I'll be back in an hour.
1025
00:52:37,656 --> 00:52:41,159
I'll have everything there is to know
about this Dale Denton guy.
1026
00:52:41,327 --> 00:52:44,746
Who he's screwing,
who's his mother, everything.
1027
00:52:44,955 --> 00:52:46,539
I have to take a shit.
1028
00:52:48,709 --> 00:52:50,543
Wait. Where are We going?
1029
00:52:50,711 --> 00:52:55,006
I gotta... I gotta get to Angie's.
I have to make sure she's okay.
1030
00:52:55,174 --> 00:52:57,634
What about my bubbe?
Don't think they'll go after her.
1031
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,385
I mean, she has
a difterent last name.
1032
00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:01,887
Belogus.
1033
00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:05,391
I don't know. We should get out of
the middle of the road. Come on.
1034
00:53:21,533 --> 00:53:23,368
You guys can wait
as long as you want...
1035
00:53:23,535 --> 00:53:27,289
...but one minute from right now,
I'm gonna eat some food.
1036
00:53:27,457 --> 00:53:30,334
And you can call it rude.
You can call it Whatever you want.
1037
00:53:30,502 --> 00:53:33,919
You can be polite with your clean
plates, but I'm gonna be eating food.
1038
00:53:34,087 --> 00:53:35,128
Dad, he'll be here.
1039
00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:38,340
I'm going in the other room and eat it,
check my e-mail. I'm done.
1040
00:53:38,508 --> 00:53:41,510
Honey, we're at the table.
No one's going to leave the table.
1041
00:53:44,556 --> 00:53:47,058
- Okay. This is it.
- All right. Let's do this.
1042
00:53:47,226 --> 00:53:48,851
No, no, no. I'm going alone.
1043
00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:51,062
- No.
- Yeah. Yeah.
1044
00:53:51,230 --> 00:53:54,107
- I wanna meet Angie.
- You'll meet her later, man. Look.
1045
00:53:54,275 --> 00:53:56,859
Look, I need you to stay out here.
Keep guard, okay?
1046
00:53:57,027 --> 00:53:58,778
- It's important. Watch my back.
- Okay.
1047
00:53:58,946 --> 00:54:01,072
- Thanks.
- All right. Just be yourself.
1048
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:02,949
I'll keep guard.
1049
00:54:03,451 --> 00:54:05,034
Hey.
1050
00:54:06,453 --> 00:54:08,037
Shit.
1051
00:54:08,205 --> 00:54:09,747
Oh, no.
1052
00:54:09,915 --> 00:54:10,957
Hey, Dale.
1053
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:14,043
- Hello, Dale.
- Hey.
1054
00:54:14,211 --> 00:54:15,253
Dinner.
1055
00:54:16,046 --> 00:54:20,341
This is the dinner you invited me to.
That was tonight. That's why I'm here.
1056
00:54:20,509 --> 00:54:21,800
Sit. Please.
1057
00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:24,262
Of course. Hi.
1058
00:54:24,430 --> 00:54:26,055
- Hi.
- Shannon.
1059
00:54:26,223 --> 00:54:27,849
- Intros.
- Great to meet you.
1060
00:54:28,017 --> 00:54:30,727
- Robert, if I'm not mistaken.
- Sit down, so We can eat.
1061
00:54:30,894 --> 00:54:33,354
- Hi, Dale.
- Hi. Okay.
1062
00:54:33,522 --> 00:54:35,023
- What happened to you?
- Nothing.
1063
00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:37,066
I'm supposed to be here right now.
1064
00:54:37,234 --> 00:54:38,359
So I'm here.
1065
00:54:38,526 --> 00:54:41,695
- You're all dirty and bleeding.
- No, I'm not. I'm here for dinner.
1066
00:54:41,863 --> 00:54:45,700
- You have scratches on your forehead.
- Dude, you smell like shit.
1067
00:54:45,868 --> 00:54:48,536
- Dale, what happened to you?
- I was in the woods.
1068
00:54:48,704 --> 00:54:51,873
- In the Woods?
- Yeah. Isn't that weird? I was...
1069
00:54:52,041 --> 00:54:53,916
- I was in the woods.
- What were you doing?
1070
00:54:54,084 --> 00:54:56,419
I bird-watch. I don't.
1071
00:54:56,587 --> 00:54:59,505
No, I don't.
Look, I'm gonna come clean.
1072
00:55:00,674 --> 00:55:03,344
I witnessed a murder, okay?
1073
00:55:03,511 --> 00:55:05,429
I sawsomeone
murder someone else...
1074
00:55:05,597 --> 00:55:08,098
...and I think
they've been following me.
1075
00:55:08,266 --> 00:55:10,558
There's a good chance
they went to my apartment...
1076
00:55:10,726 --> 00:55:12,434
...where Angie has a lot of things.
1077
00:55:12,602 --> 00:55:15,562
Her yearbooks, report cards,
her cell number is written...
1078
00:55:15,730 --> 00:55:17,022
...and it's on my fridge.
1079
00:55:17,190 --> 00:55:19,816
So they could then find this house.
They could come here.
1080
00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:21,694
We should call the police
right away.
1081
00:55:21,862 --> 00:55:23,946
We can't. The police
were the murderers.
1082
00:55:24,114 --> 00:55:26,657
We can't call the police.
They were the murderers.
1083
00:55:26,825 --> 00:55:29,494
Angie, I swear to God,
you do something or I'm gonna...
1084
00:55:29,661 --> 00:55:31,746
- So fucked up.
- No. Don't let him "gonna."
1085
00:55:31,914 --> 00:55:35,458
No, don't wanna. Look,
we gotta get the F out of here.
1086
00:55:35,626 --> 00:55:38,252
Let's go. We need to begin
to prematurely evacuate.
1087
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:40,923
- Are you high?
- What? No. I'm not high. Why...?
1088
00:55:41,091 --> 00:55:42,925
You are high as a fucking kite.
1089
00:55:43,093 --> 00:55:44,551
I'm not high. Let's go.
1090
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,803
We're not going.
I'm coming back in a minute.
1091
00:55:46,970 --> 00:55:49,222
You know what I'm coming back with?
With a gun.
1092
00:55:49,390 --> 00:55:51,641
You better be out.
I'm not fucking with you.
1093
00:55:51,809 --> 00:55:53,810
Your gun? His gun?
1094
00:55:53,977 --> 00:55:56,437
Why do you...? Don't get a gun.
Why would he bear arms?
1095
00:55:56,605 --> 00:56:00,608
No, we need to go.
Everyone, I'm leading the parade.
1096
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:18,625
I just want you to know,
I always got your back.
1097
00:56:21,129 --> 00:56:23,505
And I'm glad we're partners.
1098
00:56:29,971 --> 00:56:31,722
- This is so exciting.
- Okay, okay.
1099
00:56:31,890 --> 00:56:34,016
Is this where you're parked?
Let's sally forth.
1100
00:56:34,184 --> 00:56:35,601
Who is after you, after Angie?
1101
00:56:35,769 --> 00:56:39,188
They're drug dealers. I have reason
to believe that they're drug dealers.
1102
00:56:39,356 --> 00:56:41,816
What are you talking about?
You're out of your mind.
1103
00:56:41,984 --> 00:56:44,402
- I know it sounds crazy.
- Hide.
1104
00:56:44,570 --> 00:56:47,988
Dale! Dale! Dale! It's happening.
I was eating a Fruit Roll...
1105
00:56:48,198 --> 00:56:49,448
- Why'd you do that?
- God!
1106
00:56:49,616 --> 00:56:51,366
- Get it!
- Jesus! Okay! Just stop!
1107
00:56:51,534 --> 00:56:54,786
- Angie, What did you do?
- He's one of the drug dealers!
1108
00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:57,080
- He's my pot dealer.
- He's your pot dealer?
1109
00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,372
- I got it.
- Get it.
1110
00:57:00,877 --> 00:57:03,295
- Gross. Are you okay?
- Dale, who is this?
1111
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:06,465
- He's my... Oh, shit. Get down.
- Dad!
1112
00:57:11,179 --> 00:57:12,429
What was that?
1113
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:14,681
That was a gunshot.
1114
00:57:18,687 --> 00:57:20,563
Stop! Stop it! Stop it!
1115
00:57:20,731 --> 00:57:22,690
- He's with me.
- I'm the good drug dealer.
1116
00:57:22,858 --> 00:57:25,235
- Put the gun down!
- Put down the gun.
1117
00:57:25,402 --> 00:57:27,152
You assholes
do exactly what I say...
1118
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,114
...or I will take you outside
and fuck you in the street.
1119
00:57:30,281 --> 00:57:32,032
- No, don't.
- Don't fuck us anywhere.
1120
00:57:38,248 --> 00:57:40,749
- Where's your gun?
- I don't need it.
1121
00:57:40,917 --> 00:57:43,627
Kill motherfuckers With my hands.
1122
00:57:45,004 --> 00:57:48,173
Get out your goddamn gun.
You're making me uncomfortable.
1123
00:57:58,811 --> 00:58:00,769
Anybody out there?
1124
00:58:03,773 --> 00:58:06,233
Fucking hide-and-seek.
1125
00:58:06,401 --> 00:58:08,026
Say, now.
1126
00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:12,906
Hey, the food's still warm.
1127
00:58:15,952 --> 00:58:17,162
Love it.
1128
00:58:17,329 --> 00:58:19,581
I found a bloody fork.
1129
00:58:20,791 --> 00:58:23,375
It's fucking freaky, man.
They could still be here.
1130
00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:25,794
Did you check the rest of the house?
1131
00:58:26,838 --> 00:58:29,173
I'm about to check that bathroom,
I know that much.
1132
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:31,633
Come on, Saul. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
1133
00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:34,302
Yes. We made it.
We're all safe, guys. We made it.
1134
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:35,803
- What are you doing?
- Get out.
1135
00:58:35,971 --> 00:58:38,682
Get out of my car.
I can't believe you think it's an option.
1136
00:58:38,850 --> 00:58:40,976
Okay. Okay. That makes sense.
It makes sense.
1137
00:58:41,144 --> 00:58:43,270
Come on, let's go.
It makes sense. He's right.
1138
00:58:43,438 --> 00:58:46,857
- Stay away from my family. Period.
- So where do we go? What do we do?
1139
00:58:47,025 --> 00:58:49,359
Go to the Days Inn
downtown, okay?
1140
00:58:49,527 --> 00:58:51,653
Use a fake name.
1141
00:58:52,155 --> 00:58:54,156
Garagely. I'll contact you.
1142
00:58:54,324 --> 00:58:57,327
I don't knowwho these people are,
what they're capable of...
1143
00:58:57,494 --> 00:59:00,163
...but I Will keep you guys safe,
I promise that.
1144
00:59:00,331 --> 00:59:01,664
Fuck off, loser.
1145
00:59:03,626 --> 00:59:07,211
Angie, you're a fucking idiot.
I say that With love.
1146
00:59:09,172 --> 00:59:11,547
Okay, you call this Mocha Milkshake.
1147
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:15,176
This one here, English Breeze.
Charge $40 for these.
1148
00:59:15,345 --> 00:59:17,012
- Forty?
- Yeah.
1149
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:22,643
This one, Da Vinci's Brush.
Call this one Bumble Bush.
1150
00:59:22,810 --> 00:59:26,772
And this here, Spanish Trampoline.
1151
00:59:26,940 --> 00:59:29,191
Crazy With them names, ain't you, T?
1152
00:59:29,359 --> 00:59:31,568
What the fuck is...?
What is it, Spanish...?
1153
00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:34,279
Spanish Trampoline.
Used to call it Spanish Mudflaps...
1154
00:59:34,447 --> 00:59:36,908
...but Troy likes to trampoline
so Spanish Trampoline.
1155
00:59:37,076 --> 00:59:39,285
- Almost the same number of syllables.
- How much?
1156
00:59:39,453 --> 00:59:41,536
- Forty-five for these last three.
- All right.
1157
00:59:41,704 --> 00:59:44,414
- And leave me the best stash.
- All right.
1158
00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:46,625
It's Pineapple Express.
Get your ass up.
1159
00:59:46,793 --> 00:59:49,336
Yup, of course.
1160
00:59:53,341 --> 00:59:54,384
So get this:
1161
00:59:54,551 --> 00:59:56,135
We triangulated the cells.
1162
00:59:56,303 --> 00:59:59,888
They smashed one, threw the other
in the woods to try to distract us.
1163
01:00:00,056 --> 01:00:02,057
It took an hour for Jared to find it.
1164
01:00:02,225 --> 01:00:04,935
And then he said
that he found Denton's car...
1165
01:00:05,103 --> 01:00:07,479
...filled with all these
strange disguises.
1166
01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:10,899
A powdered wig,
a sombrero, leotards.
1167
01:00:11,067 --> 01:00:12,943
I mean, What the fuck
does that mean?
1168
01:00:13,111 --> 01:00:15,612
Why don't I just call the Asians
and talk to Cheung?
1169
01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:18,073
Why beat around the bush,
you know?
1170
01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:30,711
Hello?
1171
01:00:30,878 --> 01:00:31,920
Cheung, it's Ted.
1172
01:00:32,088 --> 01:00:33,381
Record this conversation.
1173
01:00:34,008 --> 01:00:37,760
Ted, what a surprise.
What can I do for you?
1174
01:00:37,928 --> 01:00:41,931
Well, Cheung, my friend,
let me tell you.
1175
01:00:42,099 --> 01:00:46,018
You know, we both know
that you sent one of your very skilled...
1176
01:00:46,185 --> 01:00:50,187
...hit men over here last night,
and I and my colleague...
1177
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:53,525
...made a little decoration
on our window. Should have seen it.
1178
01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:57,070
We painted the wall with his brain.
Painted it.
1179
01:00:57,238 --> 01:01:00,907
And nowthis Dale Denton guy?
You serious?
1180
01:01:01,075 --> 01:01:04,661
Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you're
asking for war. Do you want a war?
1181
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:06,079
- What?
- What?
1182
01:01:06,247 --> 01:01:07,664
- Hello?
- Troy?
1183
01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:12,420
Dad! Get off the phone. I told you
I'm gonna call some hot bitches later...
1184
01:01:12,588 --> 01:01:15,089
...and this is the time.
- I got you your own line...
1185
01:01:15,257 --> 01:01:17,508
...so you would stay off mine.
Get off the phone.
1186
01:01:17,676 --> 01:01:21,136
Don't talk to me like that.
I'm not a little kid, I'm a man!
1187
01:01:21,304 --> 01:01:24,723
And from this point forward, I'm
not taking any of your fucking shit.
1188
01:01:24,891 --> 01:01:29,186
I love you, Dad, but the dynamic
in our relationship is about to change.
1189
01:01:29,354 --> 01:01:31,605
Troy, do me a favor,
get oft the fucking phone!
1190
01:01:32,191 --> 01:01:35,317
- Shit.
- So you have a son.
1191
01:01:35,485 --> 01:01:37,486
Sounds like a very nice boy.
1192
01:01:37,653 --> 01:01:40,447
All right, you listen to me, Cheung,
you motherfucker!
1193
01:01:40,615 --> 01:01:43,075
It is on! We're coming at you
with everything we got!
1194
01:01:43,242 --> 01:01:45,786
It's on, so you better get your head
out of your ass...
1195
01:01:45,953 --> 01:01:47,621
...and be ready for everything!
1196
01:01:47,789 --> 01:01:49,664
You are fucking dead!
1197
01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:51,918
You are so dumb.
1198
01:01:52,086 --> 01:01:55,587
Do you have any idea
how Weak you just made us look?
1199
01:01:57,048 --> 01:02:00,133
Goddamn it!
1200
01:02:00,468 --> 01:02:01,802
Totally sweet.
1201
01:02:02,220 --> 01:02:04,513
Ted Jones is slipping.
1202
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,308
We shall strike now with full force.
1203
01:02:09,477 --> 01:02:12,230
Your brother's death
will not be in vain.
1204
01:02:14,775 --> 01:02:18,403
I gotta say, I've had, like,
a lot of weed dealers in my day.
1205
01:02:18,570 --> 01:02:21,154
You're the coolest I've ever had.
They were all dicks.
1206
01:02:21,322 --> 01:02:23,824
- Really? Thanks, man.
- No problem.
1207
01:02:23,991 --> 01:02:26,451
I really appreciate it.
That means a lot to me.
1208
01:02:26,619 --> 01:02:30,414
It's, like, you're the first guy that I ever
sold to that I became friends with.
1209
01:02:30,581 --> 01:02:34,501
They say, like, "Don't dip the pen
in company ink."
1210
01:02:34,669 --> 01:02:37,671
I'm totally glad
I dipped in your ink, bro.
1211
01:02:38,881 --> 01:02:40,382
Yeah.
1212
01:02:43,010 --> 01:02:45,679
We should get out of town.
That's probably our next move.
1213
01:02:45,847 --> 01:02:47,514
Just get on a bus and leave, right?
1214
01:02:48,391 --> 01:02:49,683
Get bus tickets.
1215
01:02:49,851 --> 01:02:53,312
Go to the next town.
Contact some police.
1216
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,731
You know what I was saying?
Like, I'm totally...
1217
01:02:55,899 --> 01:02:57,859
You're glad you dipped your pen
in my ink.
1218
01:02:58,026 --> 01:03:00,194
But We should get bus tickets
and leave, right?
1219
01:03:00,362 --> 01:03:01,571
What?
1220
01:03:01,737 --> 01:03:04,865
Get on the bus? Leave?
Buy bus tickets?
1221
01:03:05,032 --> 01:03:08,368
I only have, like, 50 bucks.
I don't think that'll even buy one ticket.
1222
01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:10,245
What about your sack?
1223
01:03:10,413 --> 01:03:13,290
Oh, man, it's fucking killing me.
I feel like I popped one.
1224
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:17,419
No. That's unfortunate,
but that's not what I'm talking about.
1225
01:03:17,587 --> 01:03:19,045
I mean, like, the sack of weed.
1226
01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:21,298
Couldn't we just,
like, sell some weed...
1227
01:03:21,466 --> 01:03:23,133
...get some cash
and buy bus tickets?
1228
01:03:23,301 --> 01:03:27,345
- Of course, man. That's what I do.
- That's what you do. Fucking A.
1229
01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:30,308
Okay, so you're gonna buy tickets
for Saturday's game, right?
1230
01:03:30,476 --> 01:03:32,059
These guys are amazing.
1231
01:03:32,561 --> 01:03:33,936
What the fuck do you want?
1232
01:03:34,104 --> 01:03:36,271
You guys wanna buy some chronic?
1233
01:03:43,070 --> 01:03:44,571
What's this stuff called again?
1234
01:03:44,739 --> 01:03:46,740
Pineapple Express.
They said it eight times.
1235
01:03:46,908 --> 01:03:50,119
- Yeah, but don't call it that.
- Yeah, that's not what it's called.
1236
01:03:50,287 --> 01:03:53,164
- Call it Banana Boat.
- Make sure you leave it at Weed too.
1237
01:03:53,332 --> 01:03:56,250
This can be a gateway drug.
Don't wanna move on to other things.
1238
01:03:56,418 --> 01:03:58,919
- Cocaine. Don't do that.
- We don't fuck around.
1239
01:03:59,086 --> 01:04:03,131
- Don't worry. Don't tell us what to do.
- Inhale it, Chachi. Inhale it.
1240
01:04:03,299 --> 01:04:04,716
Who the fuck's Chachi?
1241
01:04:22,610 --> 01:04:24,694
- How much money you guys gotu
- Come on.
1242
01:04:24,862 --> 01:04:27,239
You each get as much
as you can grab with one hand.
1243
01:04:27,407 --> 01:04:29,700
Go easy. That's a big handful, guys.
Come on.
1244
01:04:29,868 --> 01:04:33,538
- Keep it on the down-low.
- Don't tell anybody where you got it.
1245
01:04:33,705 --> 01:04:37,875
You got it from Saul... I mean, you got
it from Santiago and Dunbar.
1246
01:04:38,043 --> 01:04:40,878
- Go. Come on.
- Go, go. Vamoose!
1247
01:04:42,964 --> 01:04:44,047
You fucking did it, man.
1248
01:04:44,215 --> 01:04:46,882
You are a good salesman.
You got it in you, man.
1249
01:04:47,051 --> 01:04:49,469
I'm about to go get some
celebratory Slushees.
1250
01:04:49,637 --> 01:04:51,137
Get some burritos or something.
1251
01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:53,306
Something to drink too.
Something good.
1252
01:04:53,474 --> 01:04:55,892
See you, man. Nice.
1253
01:05:02,108 --> 01:05:05,485
Don't move. Don't you move.
This shit hurts.
1254
01:05:05,653 --> 01:05:07,280
Don't move. What's in your hand?
1255
01:05:07,447 --> 01:05:09,198
It's Weed. It's a joint. It's a roach.
1256
01:05:09,366 --> 01:05:11,075
- Right here.
- I was just smoking...
1257
01:05:11,243 --> 01:05:13,786
I thought it was decriminalized,
to be honest with you.
1258
01:05:13,954 --> 01:05:18,206
I have horrible anorexia,
and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.
1259
01:05:18,374 --> 01:05:23,169
Look, selling narcotics to my students
is not decriminalized.
1260
01:05:23,337 --> 01:05:26,340
- Okay. I understand.
- I'm the liaison officer for this school.
1261
01:05:26,508 --> 01:05:29,594
And guess what? I just saw three
students Walking from back here...
1262
01:05:29,761 --> 01:05:33,096
...with their eyes as red
as the devil's dick. You're busted.
1263
01:05:39,312 --> 01:05:41,187
- On the hood. On the hood.
- Okay, okay.
1264
01:05:41,355 --> 01:05:43,064
I'm on the hood. Come on.
1265
01:05:43,232 --> 01:05:46,027
- Stand still. Stand still.
- I'm still. I'm sorry.
1266
01:05:46,194 --> 01:05:49,904
You better hope it's clean.
Better hope ain't shit on this record.
1267
01:05:50,072 --> 01:05:52,907
I'm gonna put my foot
up in your ass.
1268
01:05:56,579 --> 01:05:59,039
Oh, big sexy with glasses.
1269
01:06:01,334 --> 01:06:04,836
This is Ofticer Barbara. Requesting
an update on fugitive Dale Denton.
1270
01:06:05,005 --> 01:06:09,550
I repeat, requesting update on Dale
Denton. I have the fugitive in custody.
1271
01:06:09,718 --> 01:06:11,719
425, 425, what's your location?
1272
01:06:13,263 --> 01:06:14,555
You going down.
1273
01:06:14,723 --> 01:06:16,807
What? What do you mean...?
Why am I going down?
1274
01:06:16,975 --> 01:06:19,226
What did that thing tell you?
What are you doing?
1275
01:06:19,394 --> 01:06:21,645
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
1276
01:06:21,812 --> 01:06:24,313
I wasn't doing things.
Why do you hate me so much?
1277
01:06:24,482 --> 01:06:26,900
Hit-and-run, Mr. Denton.
Hit-and-run.
1278
01:06:27,068 --> 01:06:28,568
Two parked cars, tWo nights ago.
1279
01:06:28,736 --> 01:06:30,779
One of them Was actually
a police cruiser.
1280
01:06:30,946 --> 01:06:33,823
You gotta be the dumbest
motherfucker in captivity.
1281
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:36,868
It's the lady cop.
They got Dale. Oh, shit.
1282
01:06:37,036 --> 01:06:38,912
So you're telling me
you saw Ted Jones...
1283
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,872
...and a police officer
shoot somebody?
1284
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,540
- Exactly.
- And you sawit?
1285
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,710
- Yes, do you believe me?
- Give me a minute.
1286
01:06:44,878 --> 01:06:47,713
- It was a Woman or a man?
- It was a policewoman. A woman.
1287
01:06:47,881 --> 01:06:52,760
- I think I know who that bitch Was.
- Yes. I will identify that bitch.
1288
01:06:54,721 --> 01:06:57,138
Thank you so much for believing me,
ma,am. Thank you.
1289
01:06:57,306 --> 01:06:59,391
I'll tell you, I'll get to the bottom of it.
1290
01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:01,810
I'll take this badge off,
get to the bottom of it.
1291
01:07:01,977 --> 01:07:04,146
I don't work for the law.
The law Works for me.
1292
01:07:04,314 --> 01:07:06,440
I been smelling something
in this department.
1293
01:07:06,608 --> 01:07:07,942
Keep your eyes on the road.
1294
01:07:08,110 --> 01:07:10,360
- Gonna get to the bottom of this shit.
- Stop!
1295
01:07:11,570 --> 01:07:12,946
Son of a bitch!
1296
01:07:13,114 --> 01:07:16,950
Oh, no. What the hell was that?
What is that?
1297
01:07:22,958 --> 01:07:26,711
No, no, no.
1298
01:07:26,878 --> 01:07:29,880
- No. What are you doing?
- I'm saving you, amigo!
1299
01:07:31,257 --> 01:07:33,299
Freeze, goddamn it!
Don't even think about it!
1300
01:07:33,467 --> 01:07:36,052
This is an old-fashioned
escape mission, buddy.
1301
01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:38,012
Stop this car!
1302
01:07:41,642 --> 01:07:44,145
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
1303
01:07:44,312 --> 01:07:45,730
Oh, shit!
1304
01:07:48,316 --> 01:07:51,318
Oh, shit! It's the lady cop!
That's the murderer! Go!
1305
01:07:51,486 --> 01:07:53,070
- That's the lady cop.
- Who's that?
1306
01:07:53,238 --> 01:07:56,282
I don't know. They're shooting!
1307
01:08:02,205 --> 01:08:04,164
Oh, my God, they're shooting!
1308
01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:05,665
Fuck.
1309
01:08:10,629 --> 01:08:12,172
Dude!
1310
01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:16,509
I can't see! The Slushee!
1311
01:08:16,677 --> 01:08:18,845
- Turn on the Wipers!
- It's not working!
1312
01:08:19,013 --> 01:08:20,680
Well, kick out the window!
1313
01:08:20,848 --> 01:08:23,601
- How do you drive with one foot?
- I don't know!
1314
01:08:25,604 --> 01:08:27,480
Fuck! I think I pulled my groin!
1315
01:08:30,859 --> 01:08:32,193
Get your foot out of there.
1316
01:08:32,903 --> 01:08:35,029
She's gaining on us.
She's behind us.
1317
01:08:35,197 --> 01:08:36,238
Her car's better.
1318
01:08:36,406 --> 01:08:38,823
- Get your leg out of there. Seriously.
- I can't.
1319
01:08:38,991 --> 01:08:41,869
Put it into maximum overdrive!
1320
01:08:44,372 --> 01:08:46,456
Oh, no, no, no!
1321
01:08:48,501 --> 01:08:49,793
Oh, shit!
1322
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:51,669
Get it out!
1323
01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:55,715
I can't see!
1324
01:09:01,056 --> 01:09:05,476
Danger! Danger!
Trees! Tree, tree! Squirrel!
1325
01:09:08,396 --> 01:09:09,980
Hey, I can see
through my leg hole.
1326
01:09:10,148 --> 01:09:11,898
Nice! Look out! Tree, tree, tree!
1327
01:09:14,610 --> 01:09:16,528
You did it, man.
1328
01:09:17,822 --> 01:09:19,322
All right! Look out!
1329
01:09:19,490 --> 01:09:21,575
Oh, shit!
1330
01:09:21,743 --> 01:09:24,161
Turn around! Turn around!
1331
01:09:32,419 --> 01:09:34,254
I'm scared, Saul. I'm scared.
1332
01:09:34,421 --> 01:09:36,756
- Don't worry. I'm handling this.
- Do something.
1333
01:09:36,924 --> 01:09:39,175
All right, hold on. I got an idea.
1334
01:09:42,681 --> 01:09:46,015
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1335
01:09:46,934 --> 01:09:48,434
Sorry!
1336
01:09:49,728 --> 01:09:51,312
What the fuck was that?
1337
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:53,731
Fuck. I'm sorry.
I thought she'd just go past.
1338
01:09:53,899 --> 01:09:55,775
- Why?
- I don't know.
1339
01:10:12,794 --> 01:10:14,295
Oh, my.
1340
01:10:18,759 --> 01:10:21,176
Yes! Yes! We made it!
All right, man.
1341
01:10:21,344 --> 01:10:24,012
- Let's get the fuck out of here.
- No. What are you doing?
1342
01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:26,973
You forgot me, you idiot!
Come back!
1343
01:10:27,141 --> 01:10:30,018
Come back! Saul!
1344
01:10:30,186 --> 01:10:31,520
- Sorry, man.
- Thank you.
1345
01:10:31,687 --> 01:10:35,649
- Let's go.
- Wait. Get the handcuff keys, you idiot.
1346
01:10:39,321 --> 01:10:40,780
I haven't used a gun since Uam.
1347
01:10:40,948 --> 01:10:44,867
Angie, you have exhibited
poor decision-making skills.
1348
01:10:45,035 --> 01:10:46,035
Oh, this is my fault.
1349
01:10:46,203 --> 01:10:48,955
And we have hosted violence
in our home because of it.
1350
01:10:49,123 --> 01:10:51,082
- "Hosted violence"?
- He's a bad guy.
1351
01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:53,875
You don't see that
you have stooped way, way below...
1352
01:10:54,043 --> 01:10:56,962
- You lowered your expectations...
...of what you are worthy of.
1353
01:10:57,130 --> 01:11:00,049
...but this guy is so far beneath you.
You deserve much better.
1354
01:11:00,217 --> 01:11:02,218
Open your heart
to someone who deserves you.
1355
01:11:02,386 --> 01:11:04,429
Or don't have a boyfriend
at all for a while.
1356
01:11:04,596 --> 01:11:06,389
- We're stuck in this room.
- I love him.
1357
01:11:06,557 --> 01:11:08,182
- It's not your decision.
- Love him?
1358
01:11:08,349 --> 01:11:11,017
- You don't know What love is.
- I'm gonna date him.
1359
01:11:11,185 --> 01:11:13,395
- We're going to the police.
- That's what I said.
1360
01:11:13,563 --> 01:11:15,730
- I know.
- He said not to go to the police.
1361
01:11:15,898 --> 01:11:18,317
- You should listen. He's a lawyer.
- You come with us.
1362
01:11:18,485 --> 01:11:21,070
- He can't possibly work in law.
- I'm not going anywhere.
1363
01:11:21,238 --> 01:11:22,405
- You stay.
- We're leaving.
1364
01:11:22,573 --> 01:11:24,657
- You stay in the room.
- Fine, go. Fine, go.
1365
01:11:24,825 --> 01:11:27,576
And we don't need the shampoos.
Why did...?
1366
01:11:29,745 --> 01:11:32,998
As soon as we kill
those sacks of shit tonight, Ted...
1367
01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,916
...l'm moving on.
1368
01:11:39,173 --> 01:11:40,756
Okay.
1369
01:11:40,924 --> 01:11:42,508
All right.
1370
01:11:43,302 --> 01:11:46,762
And I promise you
you're gonna be taken care of.
1371
01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:48,222
As sure as shit you will.
1372
01:11:48,390 --> 01:11:50,183
For now, this is what
we're gonna do.
1373
01:11:50,350 --> 01:11:53,853
We're gonna go to the farm tonight,
we're gonna move tonight's shipment.
1374
01:11:54,021 --> 01:11:56,606
Then tomorrow morning,
we're gonna hunt these guys down.
1375
01:11:56,773 --> 01:11:59,274
Dale, Saul, the Asians.
Every last one of them.
1376
01:11:59,442 --> 01:12:01,610
We're gonna fucking kill them all.
1377
01:12:02,111 --> 01:12:03,820
So smile.
1378
01:12:03,988 --> 01:12:05,572
Shut up.
1379
01:12:07,992 --> 01:12:12,329
Say something in Spanish.
Go ahead. I dare you. Go ahead.
1380
01:12:13,705 --> 01:12:15,498
All right. Are you using protection?
1381
01:12:15,666 --> 01:12:16,749
- Days Inn.
- Yes.
1382
01:12:16,917 --> 01:12:18,793
May I have the Garagely room,
please?
1383
01:12:19,628 --> 01:12:21,546
- Hello?
- Hello, is Angie there?
1384
01:12:21,714 --> 01:12:23,548
- Dale.
- Angie?
1385
01:12:23,716 --> 01:12:26,426
- My God, are you okay?
- I'm good. I'm fine. I'm great.
1386
01:12:26,593 --> 01:12:27,927
- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine.
1387
01:12:28,095 --> 01:12:29,679
Okay, good. I came up with a plan.
1388
01:12:29,847 --> 01:12:32,015
It might sound weird at first,
but just listen.
1389
01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:35,059
Dale. You know what? Drug dealers...
Let me tell you something.
1390
01:12:35,227 --> 01:12:40,148
Drug dealers are trying to kill me.
And you. And my family.
1391
01:12:40,315 --> 01:12:43,192
I can't believe I'm in this situation
right now because of you...
1392
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,236
...and your addiction to marijuana.
I cannot believe I'm here.
1393
01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:47,946
I can't be addicted to marijuana.
1394
01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:51,283
A, I use a bong. It filters out
the addictive shit. Seriously.
1395
01:12:51,451 --> 01:12:54,327
B, what does that have to do with
anything? I witnessed murder.
1396
01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:55,788
And nowI'm dealing With it.
1397
01:12:55,956 --> 01:12:58,458
This, that's happening between us,
this is normal.
1398
01:12:58,625 --> 01:13:01,127
This happens to every couple
dating for three months.
1399
01:13:01,295 --> 01:13:02,795
- We have to work through it.
- No.
1400
01:13:02,963 --> 01:13:04,422
This doesn't happen to anyone.
1401
01:13:04,590 --> 01:13:07,049
I should not be in this situation,
so fuck you.
1402
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,550
You know what? It's over.
1403
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:11,219
Good. Fine. Whatever. It's over.
1404
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:14,724
Congratulations. Sad to happen
sometime, right? Why not now?
1405
01:13:14,892 --> 01:13:16,225
What the fuck does that mean?
1406
01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:19,062
It means that you are gonna go
to college next year.
1407
01:13:19,229 --> 01:13:21,314
You'll get into
Godspeed Nou! Black Emperor...
1408
01:13:21,482 --> 01:13:22,648
...and the fucking Shins.
1409
01:13:22,816 --> 01:13:25,401
And you'll blow a bunch of dudes
and become a lesbian...
1410
01:13:25,569 --> 01:13:28,279
...and I'll be here in fucking
Clark County doing shit-all.
1411
01:13:28,447 --> 01:13:30,865
You're gonna dump me.
So, fuck it, have a good time.
1412
01:13:31,033 --> 01:13:33,116
A lesbian? Fuck you, Dale!
1413
01:13:33,284 --> 01:13:35,036
You never did like me anyway,
did you?
1414
01:13:35,204 --> 01:13:36,746
You didn't wanna meet my parents.
1415
01:13:36,914 --> 01:13:39,498
I always cared about you.
That's not what this is. Okay?
1416
01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:40,916
I always care about you.
1417
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,918
Why don't you ever act like it, huh?
1418
01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:45,504
Why do you never act
like you care about anything?
1419
01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:49,800
Because I'm high! Fuck! And it...
What do you want...? Okay. Jesus.
1420
01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:52,010
Call me when I can go home.
1421
01:13:52,929 --> 01:13:57,433
You lost it playing Bid Whist?
You pimp.
1422
01:13:57,601 --> 01:14:00,812
No, I'll give you more,
but you cannot gamble with it.
1423
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,689
I know, I'm sorry about the clocks.
1424
01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:07,985
I couldn't remember if it was today
or tomorrow. All right, I gotta go.
1425
01:14:08,153 --> 01:14:09,695
I love you.
1426
01:14:09,863 --> 01:14:12,031
You wise-ass.
1427
01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:15,618
Hey, you all right, man?
That sounded pretty hectic.
1428
01:14:15,786 --> 01:14:18,204
I'm okay.
Let's just get the fuck out of here.
1429
01:14:18,372 --> 01:14:19,455
First things first.
1430
01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:24,835
- Don't do that, okay?
- Yeah. Why not?
1431
01:14:25,002 --> 01:14:27,170
Why not? Car chase, gunshots.
1432
01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:28,797
That clearly just happened...
1433
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:31,299
...because we were smoking
marijuana.
1434
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,469
No, man. It happened
because those kids...
1435
01:14:33,637 --> 01:14:35,805
...couldn't keep their shit
on the down-low.
1436
01:14:35,973 --> 01:14:38,808
In case you haven't noticed...
Which you haven't.
1437
01:14:38,976 --> 01:14:41,477
From what I can tell,
you don't notice anything ever.
1438
01:14:41,645 --> 01:14:44,981
- We are not very functional when
we're high. Which is all the time.
1439
01:14:45,149 --> 01:14:47,899
Well, I don't know, man.
I think I'm functioning right now.
1440
01:14:48,067 --> 01:14:50,902
I was, like, stoned when I saved you
with those Slushees.
1441
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,488
What do you gotta say to that?
1442
01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:55,241
Well, that would be true
if you had saved me.
1443
01:14:55,409 --> 01:14:56,534
But you didn't save me.
1444
01:14:56,702 --> 01:14:58,619
She was gonna help,
you made things Worse.
1445
01:14:58,787 --> 01:15:00,663
We're wanted
for all sorts of crazy shit.
1446
01:15:00,831 --> 01:15:02,832
Don't fucking get on my case,
all right?
1447
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,667
Only reason I started selling pot...
1448
01:15:04,835 --> 01:15:07,420
...is so I could put my bubbe
in a nice retirement home.
1449
01:15:07,588 --> 01:15:09,754
- She must be proud of you.
- She is proud of me.
1450
01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:11,257
I'm gonna become something.
1451
01:15:11,425 --> 01:15:13,968
As soon as she dies,
I'm gonna become a civil engineer.
1452
01:15:14,136 --> 01:15:16,470
I'm gonna design septic tanks
for playgrounds.
1453
01:15:16,638 --> 01:15:18,139
Little kids can take shits.
1454
01:15:18,307 --> 01:15:19,931
You idiot. What the hell do you do?
1455
01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:22,184
What am I gonna do?
Besides stay in my home...
1456
01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,936
...for fear that you've designed
some object I'm around?
1457
01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:28,315
I'm gonna be on the radio,
talking about life.
1458
01:15:28,482 --> 01:15:30,902
- Giving lessons about life.
- Put me in my place.
1459
01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:33,571
I'm gonna be designing buildings
and what's he doing?
1460
01:15:33,739 --> 01:15:35,573
Boring people to death on the radio.
1461
01:15:35,741 --> 01:15:39,368
You are an asshole.
That's all you are. You're an asshole.
1462
01:15:39,536 --> 01:15:41,370
- I'm not an asshole.
- You are an asshole.
1463
01:15:41,538 --> 01:15:44,540
I feel pretty sure
that I'm not an asshole.
1464
01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:46,334
I'm, like, a totally nice guy.
1465
01:15:46,501 --> 01:15:49,003
I'm just as nice as you are.
So don't bring that out.
1466
01:15:49,171 --> 01:15:50,964
In the woods, I gave you my jacket.
1467
01:15:51,132 --> 01:15:53,467
You were cold and I clothed you.
1468
01:15:53,926 --> 01:15:57,219
Now about in the park
when I said that you were my friend?
1469
01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:59,054
You didn't say anything back.
1470
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:01,765
Well, that's easy.
It's because we're not friends.
1471
01:16:01,933 --> 01:16:03,391
You are my drug dealer.
1472
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,310
There's one reason
we know each other.
1473
01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:07,520
I like the drugs you sell. That's it.
1474
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:10,900
If you didn't sell those drugs,
I would have no idea who you Were...
1475
01:16:11,068 --> 01:16:14,237
...and I would be fantastic right now.
Instead of looking like this.
1476
01:16:16,198 --> 01:16:19,200
That sounded mean.
Just hearing it sounded mean.
1477
01:16:19,368 --> 01:16:20,910
- I didn't mean to say...
- It's out.
1478
01:16:21,078 --> 01:16:23,537
Monkey's out of the bottle, man.
1479
01:16:23,705 --> 01:16:25,748
What? That's not even
an expression.
1480
01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:28,625
Pandora doesn't go back in the box.
He only comes out.
1481
01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:30,670
I'm sorry, man. Look...
1482
01:16:31,129 --> 01:16:34,632
- What are you doing?
- Here. Have a nice last meal.
1483
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,385
Come on, man. Don't do that.
1484
01:16:37,552 --> 01:16:39,637
Why don't you supersize it, bitch?
1485
01:16:39,805 --> 01:16:42,223
I'm sorry, man. Look, come back.
1486
01:16:42,391 --> 01:16:44,599
I didn't mean that.
1487
01:16:57,030 --> 01:16:59,782
I love you. Do you love me?
1488
01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:44,409
That looks great.
1489
01:17:52,044 --> 01:17:53,502
Hello?
1490
01:17:54,588 --> 01:17:55,880
Dale?
1491
01:17:56,048 --> 01:17:57,423
It is Dale.
1492
01:17:57,591 --> 01:18:02,470
Angie, I'm calling because I love you
more than anything in the World...
1493
01:18:02,637 --> 01:18:06,057
...and I wanna let you know
I'll do anything to make it work.
1494
01:18:06,224 --> 01:18:07,975
I'll do anything.
1495
01:18:08,143 --> 01:18:11,729
I've had a near-death experience,
and when that happens...
1496
01:18:11,897 --> 01:18:14,607
...you can prioritize your life,
and you are it, okay?
1497
01:18:14,775 --> 01:18:16,942
So please
just take me back, please.
1498
01:18:17,110 --> 01:18:19,195
- I love you.
- I love you.
1499
01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:23,531
- Yeah?
- I just don't wanna lose you, Dale.
1500
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:27,161
We were driving away from the house
and I just kept thinking...
1501
01:18:27,329 --> 01:18:28,537
I don't know. I just...
1502
01:18:28,705 --> 01:18:30,122
I wanna marry you.
1503
01:18:33,210 --> 01:18:34,877
I made a mistake.
1504
01:18:35,045 --> 01:18:37,380
- What do you mean?
- I've...
1505
01:18:37,798 --> 01:18:40,216
- What?
- I'm just processing that last bit.
1506
01:18:40,384 --> 01:18:42,967
- You wanna... Oh, fuck.
- What?
1507
01:18:43,135 --> 01:18:44,719
I don't know.
1508
01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:47,014
I realize now
that if you would take me back...
1509
01:18:47,182 --> 01:18:49,100
...then you are very naive
and immature.
1510
01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:52,853
You don't see what a fuck-up I am.
I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone.
1511
01:18:53,021 --> 01:18:56,148
- You're the one that's immature.
- I'm not immature. You're immature.
1512
01:18:56,316 --> 01:18:59,527
I am somewhat immature,
but you're more immature. I'm older.
1513
01:18:59,694 --> 01:19:00,986
Just because you're older.
1514
01:19:01,154 --> 01:19:03,697
I lost my virginity
when I was 14 years old.
1515
01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:06,034
- Really?
- How many girls have you slept with?
1516
01:19:06,202 --> 01:19:08,285
- Like, two and a half.
- Two and a half?
1517
01:19:08,453 --> 01:19:09,662
What is a half? Your hand?
1518
01:19:09,830 --> 01:19:12,748
No, it was the tip or I dipped a ball in.
I can't remember why.
1519
01:19:12,916 --> 01:19:15,583
I remember thinking,
"This doesn't count as a full point."
1520
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:18,128
If I said three, I'd feel like a liar.
I was drunk.
1521
01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:19,629
Screw you.
1522
01:19:19,797 --> 01:19:20,964
Get me out of this room.
1523
01:19:21,132 --> 01:19:24,217
I will, and that's the last
you'll ever hear from me, okay?
1524
01:19:26,388 --> 01:19:30,182
Oh, thank goodness. Okay.
1525
01:19:33,395 --> 01:19:35,688
Belogus. Faye Belogus.
1526
01:19:37,107 --> 01:19:38,441
Lookit there. Lookit there.
1527
01:19:38,608 --> 01:19:40,443
Do you use the pool over here?
1528
01:19:40,610 --> 01:19:43,362
Yes, I use the pool. Come on,
what do you want from me?
1529
01:19:43,530 --> 01:19:46,741
Your grandson. We need you to get
on the phone with your grandson...
1530
01:19:46,909 --> 01:19:48,826
What are you talking about,
my grandson?
1531
01:19:48,994 --> 01:19:51,745
You told me you wanna sit down,
play dominos with me.
1532
01:19:51,913 --> 01:19:53,914
And nowyou're hocking me
about my grandson.
1533
01:19:54,082 --> 01:19:56,749
- Is that Yiddish?
- Yes. Yes, it is.
1534
01:19:56,917 --> 01:19:58,042
May I call you Faye?
1535
01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:01,337
You can call me Faye,
but I'm gonna call you a stinker.
1536
01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:03,047
Hey, Mrs. Mendelson.
1537
01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:04,758
What do you want from me?
1538
01:20:04,926 --> 01:20:06,302
Bubbe. Hey, guys.
1539
01:20:06,470 --> 01:20:08,971
- Well, look who it is.
- Hello, baby.
1540
01:20:13,059 --> 01:20:14,101
Damn.
1541
01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:16,353
Oh, shit.
1542
01:20:16,521 --> 01:20:18,147
Sorry, Betty.
1543
01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:24,904
They kidnapped my grandson.
1544
01:20:25,071 --> 01:20:26,989
Yeah, these tWo guys came in...
1545
01:20:27,157 --> 01:20:30,159
...they sat down with me
to play dominos.
1546
01:20:30,327 --> 01:20:32,411
I never saw them in my life before.
1547
01:20:32,579 --> 01:20:35,748
And they kept asking questions
about my grandson.
1548
01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:40,377
- What did they look like?
- One of them was very tall and sloppy.
1549
01:20:40,545 --> 01:20:44,340
And the other guy,
he was very good-looking...
1550
01:20:44,508 --> 01:20:45,841
...but he was short as shit.
1551
01:20:46,009 --> 01:20:47,927
But the Worst part was...
1552
01:20:48,094 --> 01:20:52,473
...that my grandson came in,
why, and in pajamas.
1553
01:20:52,641 --> 01:20:54,642
- You gotta find my grandson.
- Do the best...
1554
01:20:54,809 --> 01:20:56,059
- Do you promise?
- I promise.
1555
01:20:56,227 --> 01:20:58,102
Absolutely.
You've got something there.
1556
01:20:58,270 --> 01:20:59,812
I believe that's a mole, ma,am.
1557
01:21:05,487 --> 01:21:08,697
You sack of shit. Do you know
what a pain in the ass you've been?
1558
01:21:08,865 --> 01:21:10,616
No, man. I don't wanna get out.
1559
01:21:10,784 --> 01:21:13,619
Who gave you that lollipop?
Let's go.
1560
01:21:13,787 --> 01:21:15,996
Where am I, man? What?
1561
01:21:16,164 --> 01:21:19,625
You guys started it, man.
I don't even wanna be here.
1562
01:21:19,793 --> 01:21:21,126
Shit. Did I do that?
1563
01:21:22,797 --> 01:21:25,799
Hey, hey. All right, okay.
1564
01:21:26,425 --> 01:21:28,301
Fuck you, man!
1565
01:21:28,469 --> 01:21:31,178
- Stand back. Ted wants him alive.
- Why you holding me back?
1566
01:21:31,346 --> 01:21:32,679
Ted wants him alive, okay?
1567
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:34,847
I should be kicking
his fucking teeth in.
1568
01:21:35,015 --> 01:21:38,393
- If anybody's gonna beat him, it's Ted.
- I look like hamburglar.
1569
01:21:38,561 --> 01:21:39,602
And the Elephant Man.
1570
01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:41,981
Like someone fucked you up
with a coffee pot.
1571
01:21:42,148 --> 01:21:43,899
Professional. Professional.
1572
01:21:44,067 --> 01:21:46,193
- Professional on this, bitch.
- Whatever, man.
1573
01:21:46,361 --> 01:21:48,487
- Where were you?
- I was there.
1574
01:21:48,655 --> 01:21:50,531
- Supposed to be my partner.
- I was there.
1575
01:21:50,699 --> 01:21:52,366
No, you wasn't.
How did this happen?
1576
01:21:52,534 --> 01:21:54,743
I take the hit?
That's how it's gonna be?
1577
01:21:54,911 --> 01:21:57,288
Fuck all this, you know?
Get him out of here.
1578
01:21:57,455 --> 01:22:00,709
Take him downstairs.
Get this asshole out of my sight.
1579
01:22:00,876 --> 01:22:03,043
I don't wanna go near this guy.
1580
01:22:03,211 --> 01:22:06,171
What's down there?
Fucking rancor?
1581
01:22:06,339 --> 01:22:07,965
I might act tough...
1582
01:22:08,133 --> 01:22:10,217
...but I got a lot of feelings.
1583
01:22:10,594 --> 01:22:13,512
And you hurt damn near
every one of them.
1584
01:22:14,556 --> 01:22:16,265
This ain't over.
1585
01:22:16,725 --> 01:22:18,601
- You know you gonna die, right?
- Yeah.
1586
01:22:18,768 --> 01:22:20,811
I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you.
1587
01:22:20,979 --> 01:22:24,273
I hope you enjoy these last
17 minutes of your life...
1588
01:22:24,441 --> 01:22:26,692
...because when Ted gets here,
he's gonna be like:
1589
01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:29,945
"Kill that motherfucker."
I'm gonna kill your motherfucking ass.
1590
01:22:30,113 --> 01:22:31,113
Watch your head.
1591
01:22:33,074 --> 01:22:34,867
Hey, watch him.
1592
01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:37,952
Oh, my God.
1593
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:40,456
El Dorado.
1594
01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:43,000
The legends are true.
1595
01:22:43,627 --> 01:22:45,794
Look at all this weed, man.
1596
01:22:45,962 --> 01:22:47,713
What's that? Purple Granddaddy?
1597
01:22:47,881 --> 01:22:50,257
- Come on.
- Purple Nurple?
1598
01:22:50,425 --> 01:22:52,217
OG Kush?
1599
01:22:52,385 --> 01:22:53,719
OG Kush.
1600
01:23:00,895 --> 01:23:03,521
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
1601
01:23:03,689 --> 01:23:05,357
- What kind of irrigation...?
- Shut up.
1602
01:23:05,524 --> 01:23:07,441
- Can I touch it?
- Come here.
1603
01:23:22,832 --> 01:23:24,625
Hello?
1604
01:23:24,793 --> 01:23:26,168
Red?
1605
01:23:32,342 --> 01:23:34,259
- Red?
- What the fuck?
1606
01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:37,221
Get out of here, man.
I didn't do shit, Denton.
1607
01:23:37,389 --> 01:23:40,517
Look, I come in peace, okay?
I'm not here to fight you again.
1608
01:23:40,685 --> 01:23:42,102
Good.
1609
01:23:42,269 --> 01:23:45,020
Because I'm tired, man.
Not feeling so hot.
1610
01:23:45,188 --> 01:23:47,022
You don't look great.
1611
01:23:47,190 --> 01:23:48,732
They shot me, Denton.
1612
01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:50,192
They got me right here.
1613
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:51,694
- Yeah?
- Right here.
1614
01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:53,696
And then they got me again
right here.
1615
01:23:53,863 --> 01:23:57,073
Look, man, I'll call 911 right now.
1616
01:23:57,241 --> 01:23:58,784
They'll save your life, okay?
1617
01:23:58,952 --> 01:24:00,869
- You don't need to die.
- No, bro.
1618
01:24:01,037 --> 01:24:03,664
You don't get it.
It doesn't really matter where I'm at.
1619
01:24:03,832 --> 01:24:06,083
If I'm at the hospital, if I'm here...
1620
01:24:06,251 --> 01:24:08,377
...Ted's gonna find me, man.
He will.
1621
01:24:08,545 --> 01:24:11,463
And when he does,
he's gonna fucking kill me.
1622
01:24:11,631 --> 01:24:13,257
He's just, like, an asshole.
1623
01:24:13,425 --> 01:24:16,385
I couldn't agree more, Red.
That's why I've come here, okay?
1624
01:24:16,553 --> 01:24:18,387
You know Ted? He took Saul.
1625
01:24:18,555 --> 01:24:19,930
And I'm gonna get him back.
1626
01:24:20,098 --> 01:24:22,099
You know, like, he saved my life.
1627
01:24:22,267 --> 01:24:25,394
We've been on the run together.
He's a great friend. A good guy.
1628
01:24:25,562 --> 01:24:28,397
He is. I'll tell you that, man.
Saul is a good dude.
1629
01:24:28,565 --> 01:24:29,648
I was mean to him, man.
1630
01:24:29,816 --> 01:24:32,568
I wronged him and I can't...
I can't let it end like that.
1631
01:24:32,736 --> 01:24:36,405
I'm just into Buddhism
and I'm at peace with the fact...
1632
01:24:36,573 --> 01:24:40,452
...that me as this person,
probably gonna not be around.
1633
01:24:40,619 --> 01:24:42,579
Think about a hermit crab, okay?
1634
01:24:42,747 --> 01:24:46,707
And it's a shell, and it's like
they go from one shell to the next.
1635
01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:51,002
And that's what I am. It's like
I'm just a hermit crab changing shells.
1636
01:24:51,170 --> 01:24:53,546
Except, if you're a dick
your whole life...
1637
01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:56,592
...your next shell
will be made of shit, okay?
1638
01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:59,511
If you're an asshole, you're gonna
come back as a cockroach.
1639
01:24:59,679 --> 01:25:03,432
Or a Worm,
or a fucking anal bead, okay?
1640
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:05,976
If you're a man,
and you act heroic...
1641
01:25:06,144 --> 01:25:07,728
...you'll come back as an eagle.
1642
01:25:07,896 --> 01:25:09,438
You'll come back as a dragon.
1643
01:25:09,606 --> 01:25:11,273
You'll come back as Jude Law.
1644
01:25:12,108 --> 01:25:14,276
Okay? Which would you rather be?
1645
01:25:14,444 --> 01:25:17,781
Maybe the anal bead. Might...
Depending on who it belongs to.
1646
01:25:17,948 --> 01:25:18,990
It belongs to me.
1647
01:25:19,158 --> 01:25:20,617
- Then the dragon.
- Exactly.
1648
01:25:20,785 --> 01:25:24,620
You need to help me, okay?
Just use it, you know? Use the pain.
1649
01:25:24,788 --> 01:25:25,996
You'll have a second wind.
1650
01:25:26,164 --> 01:25:28,582
Let's get up
and go get Saul back. Use it.
1651
01:25:28,750 --> 01:25:31,417
- Aren't you angry at Ted?
- Yeah, I'm really mad at him.
1652
01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:34,754
What do you wanna do? Don't you
wanna get up, do something about it?
1653
01:25:34,922 --> 01:25:37,216
Maybe that would be cool
to do to him.
1654
01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:39,051
I don't think "maybe" is the answer.
1655
01:25:39,219 --> 01:25:41,512
I think, "Yes, I'm gonna
help you, Dale"...
1656
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:43,472
...that's the answer I'm looking for.
1657
01:25:45,099 --> 01:25:46,475
Come here.
1658
01:25:49,646 --> 01:25:53,357
Ted Jones messed
with the wrong melon farmers.
1659
01:25:55,820 --> 01:25:57,903
Thug life.
1660
01:26:03,868 --> 01:26:05,118
Oh, shit.
1661
01:26:05,286 --> 01:26:07,996
Get those. I don't wanna
run them over in the vacuum...
1662
01:26:08,164 --> 01:26:10,249
...and shoot my face off, okay?
- I'm sorry.
1663
01:26:17,216 --> 01:26:19,925
I used to use this little gun
when I was a prostitute.
1664
01:26:24,931 --> 01:26:28,016
Don't.
1665
01:26:28,184 --> 01:26:29,852
Just something quick like that.
1666
01:26:30,019 --> 01:26:31,519
- Don't.
- Yeah.
1667
01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:33,856
- Don't. You stop it right now.
- Stop it.
1668
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:48,954
Oh, God.
1669
01:26:51,624 --> 01:26:53,710
That's a big hideout.
1670
01:26:55,629 --> 01:26:57,672
I can't do this. I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
1671
01:26:57,840 --> 01:27:00,800
I'm infected. My shit's all fucked up.
I need medical attention.
1672
01:27:00,968 --> 01:27:03,887
What? I thought we just got all
pumped up. What was that about?
1673
01:27:04,054 --> 01:27:06,471
Ted is a fucking murderer.
I can't fuck with him.
1674
01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:08,723
I got a wife.
She's gonna be out of jail soon.
1675
01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:11,809
I wanna fuck her. I am not gonna
wake up murdered tomorrow.
1676
01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,146
Oh, man, no.
This is lame of you, man.
1677
01:27:14,314 --> 01:27:16,690
Come on. This could be
your moment of redemption.
1678
01:27:16,858 --> 01:27:18,066
This could be your moment.
1679
01:27:18,234 --> 01:27:20,777
I don't want a moment.
I don't want... Fine, go.
1680
01:27:20,945 --> 01:27:21,987
Fuck you.
1681
01:27:22,155 --> 01:27:24,323
Please come back for me.
Please come back.
1682
01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:28,702
Legends never die, dude.
I'll tell your story.
1683
01:27:29,412 --> 01:27:32,248
Carol, she's cool now.
1684
01:27:32,416 --> 01:27:36,377
Carol used to be a little crazy, man.
She used to throw tickle parties.
1685
01:27:36,545 --> 01:27:38,837
- Sounds like home-cooking to me.
- That was fun.
1686
01:27:39,005 --> 01:27:41,423
Game over, motherfuckers!
Everybody freeze!
1687
01:27:41,591 --> 01:27:43,884
Tell me where my friend is
or this guy gets it!
1688
01:27:44,052 --> 01:27:46,261
All right, everybody be cool, man.
Be cool.
1689
01:27:46,429 --> 01:27:47,971
Put your guns down.
Nobody shoots.
1690
01:27:48,139 --> 01:27:49,765
Put them down. On the ground.
1691
01:27:49,933 --> 01:27:52,268
All right, everybody just chill.
1692
01:27:52,436 --> 01:27:54,354
Oh, my God!
1693
01:27:54,521 --> 01:27:56,188
- You shot him.
- Put the gun down.
1694
01:27:56,356 --> 01:27:58,899
- Drop the fucking gun.
- Don't shoot me!
1695
01:27:59,067 --> 01:28:01,360
- Holy shit.
- I said, nobody shoot. You shot Pete.
1696
01:28:01,527 --> 01:28:03,320
That's right. I shot him. I shot him.
1697
01:28:03,488 --> 01:28:06,239
I shot him. I don't have time
for a fucking negotiation.
1698
01:28:06,407 --> 01:28:08,909
Now, I wanna finish this off
so I can go home...
1699
01:28:09,077 --> 01:28:10,994
...and have dinner
with my wife for once.
1700
01:28:11,163 --> 01:28:13,288
If anybody asks, Denton killed Pete.
1701
01:28:13,456 --> 01:28:15,290
End of story.
1702
01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:17,459
I'm telling Ted.
1703
01:28:17,627 --> 01:28:19,419
- If you do...
- He's got a piece.
1704
01:28:19,587 --> 01:28:21,171
- Motherfucker.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
1705
01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:23,006
He's got another one, in the side.
1706
01:28:23,174 --> 01:28:24,800
Damn it. I got one more on my leg.
1707
01:28:24,968 --> 01:28:27,219
There's one more.
I know you'll find it. Take it.
1708
01:28:27,387 --> 01:28:29,554
I'm sorry, guys.
Sorry I deceived you.
1709
01:28:29,722 --> 01:28:30,974
No. Come on.
1710
01:28:34,019 --> 01:28:36,479
- Oh, great.
- Saul.
1711
01:28:36,647 --> 01:28:37,772
- Dale.
- Yes.
1712
01:28:37,940 --> 01:28:41,109
What did you do, rat me out?
Is that what you did, you bastard?
1713
01:28:41,276 --> 01:28:43,151
- No, man.
- Yes.
1714
01:28:43,319 --> 01:28:44,987
I'm here to save you.
1715
01:28:45,154 --> 01:28:47,822
No. You just got caught too.
1716
01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:50,367
And I'm gonna die in here
with some asshole.
1717
01:28:50,535 --> 01:28:52,619
Okay, you know what?
I deserved that.
1718
01:28:52,787 --> 01:28:55,622
I'll take that because
I have been an asshole, man.
1719
01:28:55,790 --> 01:28:58,959
This whole thing is my fault.
I ruined your life.
1720
01:28:59,335 --> 01:29:02,337
Okay? And I know there's no way...
1721
01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:04,923
...to make that up to you
except by saving your life.
1722
01:29:05,091 --> 01:29:08,176
So that's What I came here to do.
I'm here to save my best friend.
1723
01:29:08,344 --> 01:29:10,847
Because that's what you are.
You're my best friend.
1724
01:29:11,015 --> 01:29:12,765
You're a mean jerk.
1725
01:29:12,933 --> 01:29:15,893
I was mean.
I was mean because, I think...
1726
01:29:16,061 --> 01:29:18,312
I didn't Want
you to be my best friend.
1727
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:21,189
I didn't Wanna think
that that's what my life was.
1728
01:29:21,357 --> 01:29:23,817
Now I realize I'm lucky
to have you as my best friend.
1729
01:29:23,985 --> 01:29:25,485
You're the best guy I know.
1730
01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:27,487
BFFF.
1731
01:29:27,655 --> 01:29:30,074
Best fucking friends forever, man.
Seriously.
1732
01:29:33,411 --> 01:29:35,620
- All right. Give me a hug.
- Yeah. Okay.
1733
01:29:35,788 --> 01:29:38,206
Thanks, man.
I'm so sorry about everything.
1734
01:29:38,374 --> 01:29:39,708
Oh, I'm such a dick.
1735
01:29:39,876 --> 01:29:43,045
- Okay. I'm gonna get us out.
- No, you're not, but it's okay.
1736
01:29:43,212 --> 01:29:46,089
These guys are gonna fucking kill us.
We gotta get out of here.
1737
01:29:46,257 --> 01:29:48,008
- I know. They are.
- Fuck, man.
1738
01:29:48,176 --> 01:29:52,512
We can hear you outside and
it's very fucking annoying, all right?
1739
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:55,223
- Okay. Sorry about that, sir.
- Shut the fuck up.
1740
01:29:55,391 --> 01:29:57,559
Do you know
what "shut the fuck up" mean?
1741
01:29:57,727 --> 01:29:59,227
I do.
1742
01:29:59,395 --> 01:30:01,188
Shit. Stupid motherfuckers.
1743
01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:05,275
Yes. Okay. I got an idea. I got an idea.
My belt buckle. My belt buckle.
1744
01:30:05,443 --> 01:30:08,905
Right here. Okay? Rub your wrists
against my belt buckle. That'll do it.
1745
01:30:10,282 --> 01:30:11,908
- Is it Working?
- I can't feel it.
1746
01:30:12,076 --> 01:30:13,076
I can't feel you.
1747
01:30:13,243 --> 01:30:15,203
- Wait, I feel it.
- I feel it. Yes, okay.
1748
01:30:15,370 --> 01:30:16,746
- Okay.
- Okay. Okay.
1749
01:30:16,914 --> 01:30:19,039
- I'm gonna save you, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.
1750
01:30:19,207 --> 01:30:20,957
- Let me save you.
- Save me, Dale.
1751
01:30:21,125 --> 01:30:23,001
It's not Working.
We gotta change angles.
1752
01:30:23,169 --> 01:30:25,420
We gotta
get more leverage-y. Okay.
1753
01:30:25,588 --> 01:30:27,088
Okay, that's good. That's good.
1754
01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:29,174
Get your hands up on it.
There we go.
1755
01:30:29,342 --> 01:30:31,426
- All right. All right.
- Yeah. Okay.
1756
01:30:32,553 --> 01:30:34,679
- Yes. Yes.
- Okay.
1757
01:30:34,847 --> 01:30:37,265
I'm gonna save you, man.
I'm gonna save you.
1758
01:30:37,433 --> 01:30:39,726
- You're my best friend, man.
- Yeah, see?
1759
01:30:39,894 --> 01:30:42,979
- It's not working.
- Let me use my... I'll use my mouth.
1760
01:30:43,147 --> 01:30:45,107
Finish it off with my mouth, pal.
Let's go.
1761
01:30:45,274 --> 01:30:47,401
Come on. Let's go.
1762
01:30:47,569 --> 01:30:49,445
Harder.
1763
01:30:58,038 --> 01:31:00,455
- Where are these fuckers?
- We got them downstairs.
1764
01:31:00,623 --> 01:31:03,291
- Where did you find them?
- Found Saul at his grandmother's.
1765
01:31:03,459 --> 01:31:06,378
He fucked up Matheson's face.
Hit him with a pot of hot coffee.
1766
01:31:06,546 --> 01:31:07,963
It's gross.
1767
01:31:08,131 --> 01:31:10,423
Dale Denton comes flying in here
like a madman...
1768
01:31:10,591 --> 01:31:14,386
...armed to the teeth, and,
as you can see, he shot Peter.
1769
01:31:14,554 --> 01:31:16,763
Plugged him, just whacked him.
1770
01:31:16,931 --> 01:31:20,142
How they're both disarmed
and they're downstairs.
1771
01:31:20,309 --> 01:31:21,893
He shot Pete?
1772
01:31:22,061 --> 01:31:24,062
Fucking Pete? He was ex-CIA.
1773
01:31:24,230 --> 01:31:26,774
Who the fuck is this Dale Denton?
1774
01:31:26,942 --> 01:31:30,236
Who is he? Where did he come from?
I do not know.
1775
01:31:34,782 --> 01:31:36,825
Time to cook shit up tonight.
1776
01:31:36,993 --> 01:31:39,035
Take his stash and burn
this motherfucker down.
1777
01:31:40,413 --> 01:31:42,330
Stop. Wait here.
1778
01:31:42,498 --> 01:31:45,250
No retreat, no surrender.
1779
01:31:50,716 --> 01:31:51,757
Yes, yes, yes.
1780
01:31:51,925 --> 01:31:54,759
- Wait, someone's coming.
- Okay, okay, okay.
1781
01:31:54,927 --> 01:31:58,346
If I cough once, I'll take the lead.
If I cough twice, you go, okay?
1782
01:31:58,514 --> 01:32:00,682
Well... I cough sometimes for real.
1783
01:32:00,850 --> 01:32:02,767
Just don't. Don't...
1784
01:32:08,357 --> 01:32:11,443
Yo, look. I'm gonna say this
one time.
1785
01:32:11,611 --> 01:32:15,697
Whatever you're doing,
I get it, okay?
1786
01:32:15,865 --> 01:32:17,365
Stop.
1787
01:32:20,745 --> 01:32:23,330
See, I don't think
you understood me.
1788
01:32:23,497 --> 01:32:25,333
I can hear everything you're saying.
1789
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:28,211
One cough mean you go.
Two cough mean you take the lead.
1790
01:32:28,378 --> 01:32:30,880
The belt buckle.
Best friends forever.
1791
01:32:31,048 --> 01:32:33,299
Y,all fuck on your own time, man.
1792
01:32:33,467 --> 01:32:35,051
Sorry, man. It was a stupid plan.
1793
01:32:35,219 --> 01:32:37,637
What the fuck is that?
1794
01:32:39,932 --> 01:32:40,972
Dale!
1795
01:32:45,102 --> 01:32:48,521
I've been Waiting for this.
You burned my face!
1796
01:32:50,816 --> 01:32:53,151
I'm gonna tear this ass up.
1797
01:32:59,659 --> 01:33:01,159
You shot me.
1798
01:33:01,327 --> 01:33:02,702
I'm sorry, man.
1799
01:33:02,870 --> 01:33:06,582
I've never been shot.
Damn, that hurt.
1800
01:33:06,750 --> 01:33:08,376
I got glass in my ass.
1801
01:33:08,543 --> 01:33:11,128
- Dale. Dale!
- This is messed up.
1802
01:33:11,296 --> 01:33:13,422
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
1803
01:33:15,758 --> 01:33:17,801
Asians!
1804
01:33:22,765 --> 01:33:23,766
War is upon you!
1805
01:33:23,934 --> 01:33:25,768
Prepare to suck the cock of karma!
1806
01:33:31,941 --> 01:33:33,024
Get down, motherfucker!
1807
01:33:37,571 --> 01:33:38,780
Come on!
1808
01:33:41,492 --> 01:33:42,743
Fuck!
1809
01:33:52,128 --> 01:33:53,461
Go! Go!
1810
01:33:53,629 --> 01:33:54,796
Get down, baby!
1811
01:33:54,964 --> 01:33:56,715
Dale, no!
1812
01:33:56,882 --> 01:33:58,508
No, wake up, man.
1813
01:33:58,676 --> 01:34:00,552
No, you're not dying, man.
1814
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:03,306
Not without me.
1815
01:34:03,473 --> 01:34:04,807
- Dale.
- What?
1816
01:34:04,975 --> 01:34:06,809
You're alive.
1817
01:34:06,977 --> 01:34:10,479
- You're... You're alive.
- What happened?
1818
01:34:11,064 --> 01:34:13,149
- He got your ear, man.
- He got my what?
1819
01:34:13,317 --> 01:34:16,027
- He got your ear.
- Fuck!
1820
01:34:17,154 --> 01:34:18,820
Fuck!
1821
01:34:21,072 --> 01:34:22,574
- Help!
- My ear.
1822
01:34:22,742 --> 01:34:23,783
- Yeah.
- Help!
1823
01:34:23,951 --> 01:34:26,036
- You killed my ear.
- You shot me.
1824
01:34:26,203 --> 01:34:28,121
- I didn't do that.
- He shot me.
1825
01:34:28,289 --> 01:34:29,331
You shot him?
1826
01:34:29,498 --> 01:34:31,708
- Get your hands off of me.
- Shut up.
1827
01:34:31,876 --> 01:34:33,501
We've had enough out of you.
1828
01:34:33,669 --> 01:34:34,919
I'm not your friend.
1829
01:34:35,087 --> 01:34:36,463
Maybe I can just...
1830
01:34:36,630 --> 01:34:38,631
No. No, infected.
1831
01:34:38,799 --> 01:34:41,176
Is that it? Maybe if we just hold it.
1832
01:35:15,711 --> 01:35:17,379
It's clear.
1833
01:35:18,297 --> 01:35:20,633
Dude. Look.
1834
01:35:20,801 --> 01:35:22,385
Nice.
1835
01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:36,231
Bullets.
1836
01:35:44,408 --> 01:35:47,243
So seriously,
how gross does my ear look?
1837
01:35:47,411 --> 01:35:50,746
Is it really disgusting
or is it, like, kind of cool in a way?
1838
01:35:50,914 --> 01:35:52,957
Right now it's pretty disgusting.
1839
01:35:53,125 --> 01:35:55,083
I feel like I can smell it.
1840
01:35:55,251 --> 01:35:57,752
Don't worry, bro.
Think about Evander Holyfield.
1841
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:58,962
You can't even tell.
1842
01:35:59,130 --> 01:36:00,256
That's a good point.
1843
01:36:00,424 --> 01:36:01,798
Wait.
1844
01:36:44,508 --> 01:36:45,884
Did you shoot that guy?
1845
01:36:46,051 --> 01:36:47,635
No. I'm out of bullets.
1846
01:36:47,803 --> 01:36:49,345
Me too.
1847
01:36:49,513 --> 01:36:51,806
Maybe it was ricochet.
1848
01:36:51,974 --> 01:36:53,975
Gravity.
1849
01:36:54,143 --> 01:36:55,852
Oh, nice.
1850
01:36:56,020 --> 01:36:57,980
You go down.
1851
01:36:58,148 --> 01:36:59,315
I'll cover.
1852
01:36:59,483 --> 01:37:02,651
Watch my back.
I'll go down and take care of this.
1853
01:37:07,157 --> 01:37:08,990
Sexy motherfucker.
1854
01:37:27,636 --> 01:37:30,012
No, no, there might be
more bad guys up there.
1855
01:37:30,179 --> 01:37:32,472
No, we'll sneak out through
the vent. Come on.
1856
01:37:32,640 --> 01:37:35,850
I'll boost you up, okay?
And then you pull me up.
1857
01:37:37,604 --> 01:37:39,396
Oh, nice.
1858
01:37:40,899 --> 01:37:42,524
Here we go. Okay.
1859
01:37:42,691 --> 01:37:45,610
Get up. Yeah. Nice.
1860
01:37:48,531 --> 01:37:49,531
Nice.
1861
01:37:50,199 --> 01:37:52,033
Nice. Okay.
1862
01:37:52,201 --> 01:37:53,451
Pull me up.
1863
01:37:53,619 --> 01:37:55,411
I'm ready. Go.
1864
01:37:55,579 --> 01:37:57,373
- Give it to me.
- Come on.
1865
01:37:57,541 --> 01:38:00,000
- Be taller.
- Be stronger.
1866
01:38:00,168 --> 01:38:02,169
- Pull harder.
- Dale, come on.
1867
01:38:02,337 --> 01:38:05,047
Pull. Pull me. Come on, man.
1868
01:38:05,215 --> 01:38:08,050
- I'm jumping as high as I can.
- Denton!
1869
01:38:10,971 --> 01:38:12,012
Dale!
1870
01:38:12,180 --> 01:38:13,722
I'll get help. I'll get help.
1871
01:38:15,517 --> 01:38:18,726
Go ahead and run, you little dipshit.
I'll find you.
1872
01:39:46,399 --> 01:39:48,233
Give me that fire extinguisher.
1873
01:39:48,401 --> 01:39:49,610
Okay.
1874
01:40:10,923 --> 01:40:14,259
You and me, baby.
Drop it now! Put the bag down!
1875
01:40:14,427 --> 01:40:15,594
Now!
1876
01:40:30,526 --> 01:40:31,651
Fuck you!
1877
01:40:36,783 --> 01:40:39,702
Fuck the police!
1878
01:41:00,223 --> 01:41:02,558
Motherfucking kill you!
1879
01:41:04,977 --> 01:41:07,520
- Why you doing this to me?
- Why you doing this to me?
1880
01:41:08,605 --> 01:41:10,106
Oh, shit!
1881
01:41:10,274 --> 01:41:11,483
Come here!
1882
01:41:18,825 --> 01:41:20,743
I hate you!
1883
01:41:20,910 --> 01:41:23,203
No! Ted, stop it!
1884
01:41:30,127 --> 01:41:33,046
Come on, bitch.
Come on, I'll twist your balls so tight.
1885
01:41:33,214 --> 01:41:35,174
You're in the jungle now, baby.
1886
01:41:43,140 --> 01:41:44,223
Jesus!
1887
01:41:51,608 --> 01:41:53,150
Fuck.
1888
01:42:02,410 --> 01:42:03,952
Gonna die.
1889
01:42:06,623 --> 01:42:08,957
- You killed...
- I didn't wanna do that.
1890
01:42:10,044 --> 01:42:11,960
But you weren't gonna stop.
1891
01:42:18,509 --> 01:42:20,092
Shoot him!
1892
01:42:20,260 --> 01:42:22,595
Just take it easy, buddy.
1893
01:42:24,348 --> 01:42:26,724
Shoot him, you dumb fuck!
1894
01:42:29,854 --> 01:42:31,647
I'm hungry.
1895
01:42:31,815 --> 01:42:33,732
I'm going home.
1896
01:42:37,654 --> 01:42:39,321
All right.
1897
01:42:40,907 --> 01:42:42,574
Help.
1898
01:42:45,327 --> 01:42:47,078
I knew you were going soft.
1899
01:42:47,246 --> 01:42:50,332
Dinner's gonna be cold tonight,
asshole.
1900
01:42:50,500 --> 01:42:52,584
Fucked up, man.
1901
01:42:54,796 --> 01:42:58,340
- Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers.
- Oh, man.
1902
01:42:58,508 --> 01:42:59,967
What's up, sir?
1903
01:43:00,593 --> 01:43:04,388
- Look, I didn't Wanna hit you, man...
- Shut the fuck up.
1904
01:43:04,556 --> 01:43:09,059
You think you was gonna
get me, motherfucker, huh?
1905
01:43:09,227 --> 01:43:11,854
You need to sit
your little sexy ass down...
1906
01:43:12,021 --> 01:43:14,147
...and watch yourself get killed now.
1907
01:43:14,315 --> 01:43:15,732
All right.
1908
01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:17,984
You know what?
This is how it's gonna be?
1909
01:43:18,151 --> 01:43:21,737
All right. This is howit ends.
1910
01:43:37,881 --> 01:43:42,009
You just got killed by a
Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker.
1911
01:43:42,176 --> 01:43:43,677
How you like me now, huh?
1912
01:43:45,013 --> 01:43:46,179
Gross.
1913
01:43:46,347 --> 01:43:47,390
Red?
1914
01:43:47,851 --> 01:43:49,018
Saul.
1915
01:43:49,186 --> 01:43:52,062
Hey, Saul. I came back for you, bro.
1916
01:43:52,230 --> 01:43:53,896
- Yeah.
- I remembered, man.
1917
01:43:54,731 --> 01:43:56,232
Bro's before ho's.
1918
01:43:56,942 --> 01:43:59,902
- You lied to me.
- I did. I lied bigtime to you.
1919
01:44:00,070 --> 01:44:04,531
Dale said that you didn't even
have herpes and I said that you did.
1920
01:44:04,699 --> 01:44:08,286
Honestly, like, from now on, from
everything that we've gone through...
1921
01:44:08,454 --> 01:44:12,249
...and, like, from seeing this asshole's
nuts smashed with my Daewoo...
1922
01:44:12,416 --> 01:44:15,418
...I Wanna be a better friend to you,
like I really am.
1923
01:44:16,212 --> 01:44:19,089
I fucking love you, dog.
Fucking love you.
1924
01:44:19,715 --> 01:44:21,800
I wanna be inside you, homes.
1925
01:44:23,052 --> 01:44:24,802
No more lies, Red.
1926
01:44:24,970 --> 01:44:27,514
- This is my moment.
- This is your moment.
1927
01:44:30,101 --> 01:44:31,601
Red!
1928
01:44:49,287 --> 01:44:52,205
You know what? I'm feeling it.
1929
01:44:52,373 --> 01:44:54,249
Red, I'm coming, baby.
1930
01:44:54,417 --> 01:44:56,835
Your stupidity amazes me.
1931
01:44:59,254 --> 01:45:01,005
Hey, Ted!
1932
01:45:01,172 --> 01:45:03,132
You killed my brother...
1933
01:45:03,300 --> 01:45:06,428
...Caucasian son of cocksucker!
1934
01:45:06,595 --> 01:45:09,639
Suck my balls! TWo times!
1935
01:45:17,481 --> 01:45:18,565
Bitch!
1936
01:45:18,733 --> 01:45:20,275
Bring it on.
1937
01:45:31,870 --> 01:45:32,911
Shit. Dale.
1938
01:45:34,456 --> 01:45:36,665
Dale!
1939
01:45:36,833 --> 01:45:38,500
Holy shit!
1940
01:46:14,997 --> 01:46:16,039
Sorry, Ted.
1941
01:46:20,210 --> 01:46:22,169
Yo? 've been served.
1942
01:46:29,303 --> 01:46:34,766
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
1943
01:46:39,062 --> 01:46:40,687
Sa? I! Sa? I!
1944
01:46:46,237 --> 01:46:49,197
Wake up, man! This place
is gonna collapse! Come on!
1945
01:46:49,365 --> 01:46:51,199
Come to me!
1946
01:46:53,244 --> 01:46:55,078
Yo? 're not dying today, friend.
1947
01:46:55,246 --> 01:46:58,123
Not on my watch.
1948
01:47:25,109 --> 01:47:28,319
Saul. Wake up, man, please.
1949
01:47:28,487 --> 01:47:29,946
Saul.
1950
01:47:30,114 --> 01:47:31,614
Wake up.
1951
01:47:31,782 --> 01:47:34,200
Oh, sweet Saul.
1952
01:47:36,704 --> 01:47:39,414
Saul.
1953
01:47:42,252 --> 01:47:44,044
Yes. Yeah.
1954
01:47:44,212 --> 01:47:45,671
Saul, you made it.
1955
01:47:45,839 --> 01:47:48,381
- What?
- Yeah.
1956
01:47:48,549 --> 01:47:50,467
Where am I?
1957
01:47:50,634 --> 01:47:52,677
You made it, man.
1958
01:47:52,845 --> 01:47:55,387
- You saved me.
- You came back for me.
1959
01:47:55,555 --> 01:47:58,599
- Yeah.
- Oh, thank you.
1960
01:47:58,766 --> 01:48:01,478
What happened?
1961
01:48:07,985 --> 01:48:10,403
Holy shit.
1962
01:48:14,325 --> 01:48:16,034
What's that?
1963
01:48:18,829 --> 01:48:20,663
Hi.
1964
01:48:20,831 --> 01:48:22,707
- Red?
- Red?
1965
01:48:25,544 --> 01:48:28,338
- Red.
- Hey.
1966
01:48:28,506 --> 01:48:31,841
Red. Where'd you come from, man?
Where'd he come from?
1967
01:48:32,009 --> 01:48:33,092
He came back to save us.
1968
01:48:33,260 --> 01:48:34,344
- He saved us?
- Yeah.
1969
01:48:34,512 --> 01:48:35,929
All right, man.
1970
01:48:36,096 --> 01:48:38,223
- We all saved each other.
- Yeah.
1971
01:48:38,390 --> 01:48:41,267
Oh, man. We made it, guys.
1972
01:48:41,435 --> 01:48:45,063
We made it. Oh, we made it.
1973
01:48:50,528 --> 01:48:55,489
Hello, you're listening to PPRPBP.
I am Dale Denton.
1974
01:48:55,657 --> 01:48:59,494
The topic of the day: New beginnings.
Getting over losses.
1975
01:48:59,662 --> 01:49:02,038
Friends. Life.
1976
01:49:02,206 --> 01:49:04,832
We have our first caller.
1977
01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:07,627
Yes, ring-ring-ring. How's it going?
1978
01:49:07,795 --> 01:49:09,420
Hi. Am I on the air?
1979
01:49:09,588 --> 01:49:12,632
You are. You're about
to get D'd by the Dale.
1980
01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:13,883
A D in the face.
1981
01:49:14,051 --> 01:49:15,385
- Dale Denton?
- Yeah?
1982
01:49:15,553 --> 01:49:20,224
You're my hero.
1983
01:49:20,892 --> 01:49:22,393
You are good, man. Seriously.
1984
01:49:22,561 --> 01:49:24,478
- Thanks.
- Gotta admit, you're pretty good.
1985
01:49:24,646 --> 01:49:26,647
- It sounds pretty good.
- It sounds real.
1986
01:49:26,814 --> 01:49:29,606
- It's not bad, huh?
- If I close my eyes, it sounds like...
1987
01:49:29,774 --> 01:49:32,901
- You are on the radio.
- That's the radio. That's a DJ.
1988
01:49:33,069 --> 01:49:35,904
- If you were on it, I would listen to it.
- Thanks, man.
1989
01:49:36,072 --> 01:49:38,449
It's like when my bubbe
was always playing opera...
1990
01:49:38,617 --> 01:49:40,451
...I hated it, but my bubbe loves it.
1991
01:49:40,619 --> 01:49:43,413
Then it grows on you.
It grows on you. Yeah.
1992
01:49:43,581 --> 01:49:46,207
It's like Red. I didn't like Red
when I first met him.
1993
01:49:46,375 --> 01:49:48,459
- You didn't like me?
- You liked him so much...
1994
01:49:48,627 --> 01:49:50,420
...I like you now.
1995
01:49:50,588 --> 01:49:54,048
I know this sounds weird, but can
we be best friends? Just us, for real?
1996
01:49:54,216 --> 01:49:56,259
- We should all be best friends.
- We should.
1997
01:49:56,427 --> 01:49:59,638
Seriously. You guys are, like,
both of my best friends.
1998
01:49:59,806 --> 01:50:02,599
You didn't know it. Now you know it,
we'll all be best friends.
1999
01:50:02,766 --> 01:50:04,976
Know those hearts that break up,
"best friends"?
2000
01:50:05,144 --> 01:50:06,561
We should get a three-way one.
2001
01:50:06,729 --> 01:50:10,356
- I don't know if they make those.
- We should make the first one.
2002
01:50:10,524 --> 01:50:13,443
I want the middle piece,
so it'll be crooked on both sides.
2003
01:50:13,611 --> 01:50:17,530
I know We've gone over this, but, like,
1000 pardons, 1000 pardons, please.
2004
01:50:17,698 --> 01:50:20,450
- I fucked up...
- I was a dick to you, man. I'm sorry.
2005
01:50:20,618 --> 01:50:23,119
I know I was an asshole.
I hope I redeemed myself.
2006
01:50:23,287 --> 01:50:26,164
- I know me and you had our deal.
- We've had some times.
2007
01:50:26,332 --> 01:50:29,208
I feel like something's happening here.
Is that a boner?
2008
01:50:29,376 --> 01:50:32,128
Is that a condo? That us moving
into an apartment together?
2009
01:50:32,296 --> 01:50:33,837
Is that us getting a time-share?
2010
01:50:34,005 --> 01:50:36,423
- You threw an ashtray at his face.
- You hit me, man.
2011
01:50:36,591 --> 01:50:38,968
At the time, I was like:
But it was kind of funny.
2012
01:50:39,136 --> 01:50:41,679
You hit me with a DustBuster, man.
2013
01:50:41,847 --> 01:50:44,974
I didn't Wanna hurt you.
It was like, "You better not leave here."
2014
01:50:45,142 --> 01:50:47,143
- That was such a good fight, man.
- That was.
2015
01:50:47,311 --> 01:50:48,770
You fuckhead.
2016
01:50:48,937 --> 01:50:51,481
- The car chase was awesome.
- You got into a car chase?
2017
01:50:51,649 --> 01:50:54,275
- Are you kidding me? Oh, my God.
- Yeah, it was...
2018
01:50:54,443 --> 01:50:57,363
I, like, had my foot
through the window.
2019
01:50:57,530 --> 01:51:01,575
My groin... I mean,
I felt like a wishbone.
2020
01:51:03,328 --> 01:51:06,537
- I just feel different about everything.
- Me too, man. Everything.
2021
01:51:06,705 --> 01:51:08,789
Like, I never Wanna
kill anybody else again.
2022
01:51:08,956 --> 01:51:10,832
- Ever.
- That's something you pretty much...
2023
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:12,834
You can just kind of
dip your toes into.
2024
01:51:13,002 --> 01:51:14,878
We kind of dipped our toes
into murder.
2025
01:51:15,046 --> 01:51:17,507
I killed six guys, I think.
How many guys did you...?
2026
01:51:17,675 --> 01:51:19,550
- We each shot several people.
- A lot.
2027
01:51:19,718 --> 01:51:21,719
Some people get a taste for it,
but I don't.
2028
01:51:21,887 --> 01:51:25,014
I shot someone who was already dead
so that doesn't count as a murder.
2029
01:51:25,182 --> 01:51:27,350
Apparently you hit him
with your car, I'm told.
2030
01:51:27,518 --> 01:51:30,061
- That... You killed him.
- Okay, so I did murder somebody.
2031
01:51:30,229 --> 01:51:32,563
- You murdered, man.
- Not a big deal. That's cool.
2032
01:51:32,731 --> 01:51:35,316
- That's cool. Whatever. Kill or be killed.
- I know.
2033
01:51:35,485 --> 01:51:37,277
I'm trying to decide
how stoned I am...
2034
01:51:37,445 --> 01:51:39,655
...and just how on the verge
of death am I now.
2035
01:51:39,823 --> 01:51:43,282
Am I seeing shit because I'm stoned
or because I have no blood leff?
2036
01:51:43,450 --> 01:51:46,285
- You've been shot, like, seven times.
- You gotta eat.
2037
01:51:46,453 --> 01:51:48,204
- You're losing stuft.
- Yeah.
2038
01:51:48,372 --> 01:51:50,248
- Here.
- Yeah, okay.
2039
01:51:50,416 --> 01:51:53,875
- Here comes the airplane.
- Look, like a baby.
2040
01:51:56,088 --> 01:51:58,548
It's a miracle.
I think We should all take a moment...
2041
01:51:58,716 --> 01:52:01,300
...and think about what a miracle
it is that we got out.
2042
01:52:01,468 --> 01:52:03,469
And that we became friends
in the process...
2043
01:52:03,637 --> 01:52:05,888
...and learned some shit about life
and stuff.
2044
01:52:06,056 --> 01:52:10,268
Should we touch each other's hands
while We do it? Okay.
2045
01:52:12,312 --> 01:52:13,729
I love you guys.
2046
01:52:13,897 --> 01:52:16,273
I love you dudes so much.
2047
01:52:19,194 --> 01:52:21,862
I'll remember that
for the rest of my life.
2048
01:52:22,739 --> 01:52:24,198
- Red?
- Red?
2049
01:52:24,366 --> 01:52:26,367
Yo, Red, man. You alive?
2050
01:52:26,535 --> 01:52:27,868
What's up, pal?
2051
01:52:28,787 --> 01:52:30,287
- Hey.
- Hey.
2052
01:52:30,455 --> 01:52:34,167
I'm like the nerd at the sleepover
who fell asleep at 9.
2053
01:52:34,335 --> 01:52:36,586
That's okay. We Won't put
our dicks in your mouth.
2054
01:52:36,754 --> 01:52:40,215
- Oh, God.
- Hey, there's bubbe.
2055
01:52:40,383 --> 01:52:42,508
Come on. Let's get out of here.
2056
01:52:42,676 --> 01:52:44,593
Yeah, maybe
we should go to the doctor.
2057
01:52:44,761 --> 01:52:46,887
Do you think she'll drive me
to the hospital?
2058
01:52:47,055 --> 01:52:48,972
Me too. I should
get the ear looked at.
2059
01:52:49,139 --> 01:52:51,391
My ear should probably
get professional attention.
2060
01:52:51,559 --> 01:52:53,644
- It is bad.
- That's a bullet burp.
2061
01:52:53,812 --> 01:52:56,856
Either I'm getting ready to die
or I'm gonna take a massive shit.
2062
01:52:57,023 --> 01:52:58,899
If somebody could get me
to the hospital.
2063
01:52:59,067 --> 01:53:00,651
Blood from my ear just...
2064
01:53:00,819 --> 01:53:03,612
You guys smell like shit.
2065
01:53:04,823 --> 01:53:07,491
You are in serious danger.
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