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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:57,754 Fatah! 2 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:07,264 Fatah! 3 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,236 All right! Coming! 4 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,567 ONE MAN AND HIS COW 5 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,578 Ok, Ok... 6 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,120 Where's our red wedding blanket? 7 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:27,412 The red one? 8 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:28,786 I can't find it. 9 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,120 I don't know. 10 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:31,557 Then who does? 11 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,833 Naima, it's not my problem! 12 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,731 You're with the FBI? 13 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:43,135 Ignore her, Jacqueline. 14 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:44,434 She's jealous. 15 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,678 How are you today? 16 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,482 Did you sleep well? 17 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:54,110 Hot today, isn't it? 18 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:56,785 Let me turn the air-con on. 19 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,520 Let's get this off you 20 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,160 before Naima kicks up a fuss. 21 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,668 Seen this, Jacqueline? 22 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:17,096 The champion. 23 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,533 What a beauty. 24 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:24,812 Inch'Allah, we'll go to the Agricultural Show like her. 25 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,043 You're beautiful today. 26 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:32,850 If we go one day, you'll see... 27 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:36,357 The man will say, "Ladies and gentlemen, 28 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:40,521 let's give a warm welcome to the beautiful, the lovely, 29 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,827 the sweet Jacqueline from Boulayoune!" 30 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,700 They'll all cheer and celebrate! 31 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,842 They'll give you kisses, flowers, 32 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,671 bananas! 33 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,175 But today we have to go to the market. 34 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,147 I know... 35 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:03,981 You don't want to, but what can I do? 36 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:06,482 Got to make a living. 37 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,390 Hurry! 38 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:17,530 If you arrive late, you'll get the worst spot again. 39 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:21,729 Hurry or not, I always get the worst spot. 40 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:24,834 Affida! 41 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,272 Khadija! 42 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,444 Let's go, Jacqueline. 43 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,248 Khadija, my daughter... 44 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:34,845 How are you today? 45 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:39,687 Go on, talk to her in French like I taught you. 46 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,586 Hello, Jacqueline, I'm pleased to meet you. 47 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:47,562 My name's Khadija. What's your name? 48 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:50,394 That's good, Khadija, my girl. 49 00:04:50,556 --> 00:04:53,730 Learning French is important, ok? 50 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,201 "How do you do?" 51 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:56,806 "Enjoy your meal." 52 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,772 "Where's the bathroom?" 53 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:01,775 "The bathrooms engaged or vacant." 54 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:02,571 Dad! 55 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:04,874 Will you sing us your French song? 56 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:05,641 Ok. 57 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,876 You sing with me, all right? 58 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,041 Here we go. 59 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:13,386 My wife, I'll take you to the country 60 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:17,722 Where we'll sleep in a hut together 61 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:21,764 And ea! apples and bananas 62 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,494 Can I ride Jacqueline? 63 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,403 No, you rode her yesterday. 64 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,066 Go on, get to work. 65 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:36,802 Thank you. 66 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,650 Thanks for the milk. 67 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,682 - You're welcome. - God protect you. 68 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:42,945 Inch'Allah. 69 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,324 Hamed, it's your son-in-law and his second wife. 70 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:52,118 Fatah! 71 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:55,458 When'll you marry Jacqueline? Maybe she'll give you a son! 72 00:05:58,324 --> 00:05:59,324 Shut up! 73 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:02,037 Look at you, lazing around all day. 74 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:05,107 Shame on you, Mokhtar, talking like that. 75 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:06,776 Just playing around. 76 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:14,111 The country's fine. It's the people, they're mean. 77 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:15,273 Samir! 78 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,815 - Has the postman been? - Not yet. 79 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:21,150 I have that tape you wanted. 80 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:24,516 Here. 81 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,989 "Stars 80"! You found it! 82 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:31,165 Francois Feldman, Niagara, 83 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,324 Aznavour... 84 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:34,031 All your Aznavour. 85 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,041 You're a real pro, Samir. 86 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:40,006 No problem, enjoy it. 87 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,167 Who's that? 88 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,870 My French girlfriend. 89 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:45,379 - Can she see you? - At the bottom. 90 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:50,215 She saw me? 91 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,822 You leaned in. Yes, she saw you. 92 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,083 Of course she did. 93 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,485 It's too late now. Talk to her. 94 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,187 Hello, ma'am. 95 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,060 How's things in France? 96 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:05,335 - I'm Charlie too! - All of us! 97 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:07,061 Samir's the best! 98 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:08,830 He's a great guy. 99 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,937 You have to marry him. 100 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:14,842 He'll get papers to bring all his cousins to France! 101 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:17,776 Don't say that! She'll hang up! 102 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,114 - You want to marry her? - Yes. 103 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:21,746 She's like your grandma, 104 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,180 with straight hair. 105 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:24,342 Get lost. 106 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,424 Take Jacqueline to the market! 107 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,393 That guy's crazy! 108 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:34,519 I love you too. 109 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,030 How's it going, Al Pacino? 110 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,369 Mail! Mail! 111 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,471 Get your mail! 112 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,447 - Messaoudi, Mohamed? - That's me. 113 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:00,078 Ichou, 114 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,250 Mohamed? 115 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:04,984 Nahar... 116 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:06,822 Mohamed. 117 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,159 You're Mohamed? 118 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,595 Are you all called Mohamed here? 119 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:16,301 Bellabbes, Fatah? 120 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:19,269 He's my son-in-law. I'll take it. 121 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,934 I can't give it to you. 122 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,636 But he's my son-in-law. 123 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,078 It's an official letter from France. 124 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,176 Personal delivery. 125 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,115 Get him. 126 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,275 Youssef! 127 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,254 Get Fatah from the market. 128 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:35,255 He can forget Jacqueline, the postman wants him! 129 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,660 Who's Jacqueline? 130 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,692 Postman! 131 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:42,632 Here he comes. 132 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,798 - Bellabbes, Fatah? - Yes. 133 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,097 Sign here. 134 00:08:58,304 --> 00:08:59,647 Go on, read it. 135 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,644 "Dear Mr Bellabbes," 136 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:02,807 That's me. 137 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,054 "As every year, 138 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,624 you have asked to attend the Agricultural Show." 139 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:09,781 Yes. 140 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:13,463 "Due to your perseverance and motivation, 141 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:16,657 the committee has decided to invite you 142 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,961 and your cow Jacqueline... 143 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:23,640 to the international bovine competition. 144 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:30,743 Please find enclosed your invitation and visa request form." 145 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:35,018 Signed, "the Paris Agricultural Show Committee." 146 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,491 Thank you, everyone! 147 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,024 Lemonade all round! 148 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:50,599 Lemonade all round! 149 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,903 "As the Show cannot cover all costs, 150 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,600 travel expenses are to be paid 151 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,038 by participants." 152 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,343 Hello. 153 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,415 He's unreliable. 154 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,416 He's a dreamer. 155 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,384 Why should we help him? 156 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:14,715 Here in Boulayoune, each man has his chance. 157 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:15,880 Mohamed, 158 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,118 when your son needed money, 159 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,354 we helped out. 160 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,465 And you, Mohamed. 161 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,192 We lent you money to dig your well. 162 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,036 And you, Mokhtar... What do you say? 163 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,367 Me? 164 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:31,897 I think... 165 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,873 we must help him make the journey. 166 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,948 What about our money if he doesn't come back? 167 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,209 I know my son-in-law. 168 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:43,382 God willing, he'll succeed. Or I'll pay you back. 169 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:44,947 Fatah, 170 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:48,217 why do you want to do this trip with your cow? 171 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,422 The Agricultural Show 172 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,154 is a Mecca for farmers. 173 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,158 It has always been my dream. 174 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,394 If you help me, 175 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,060 I'll be so very happy. 176 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:06,004 Who votes to help Fatah make this journey? 177 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:11,314 All this money, how'll we pay it back? 178 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,143 I've worked the land since I was 14 179 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,650 and I've never had a cent. 180 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,457 Naima, please, trust me. 181 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,525 Call my brother Hassan in Marseilles. 182 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:27,089 He'll go with you to Paris. 183 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:27,957 Hassan? 184 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,530 Not on your life! 185 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,499 He's a liar, a thief. He insulted me in my home. 186 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:35,036 I don't need him. I'll manage alone. 187 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,765 That's enough. I'll tell my father to call him. 188 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,707 Dad, some men want to see you. 189 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,112 Hi, Fatah! 190 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:51,050 Take us to France with you, to the Agricultural Show. 191 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,515 I shampooed her. 192 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:58,025 I think she stands a chance of winning too. 193 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,858 Look what you've done! The shame of it! 194 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,292 Cute, huh'? 195 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,567 My Pretty goat. 196 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,665 See how well she jumps? 197 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,373 She's a cute goat, all right. 198 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,673 Naima. 199 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,144 Go and sleep with your cow! 200 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,076 But it's not the same. 201 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,215 Please, unlock the door. 202 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,482 Sleep with Jacqueline. 203 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,250 Please... 204 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,026 Naima, let me in, please. 205 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:34,690 Naima. 206 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,927 Shit! 207 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,739 Goodbye, Si Brahim. 208 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:52,543 I brought this from Mecca. There's no muezzin in France. 209 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,618 This thing knows the time. Look. 210 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,797 I'm counting on you. 211 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,694 This is for my son Hassan. 212 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,693 He's alone in France, poor kid. 213 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,465 Goodbye, my daughters. 214 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:20,937 Khadija... 215 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,373 You'll send us a photo of the Eiffel Tower? 216 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,609 Yes, I have my camera. 217 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,709 Be good with your mother. 218 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,281 Don't be angry, Naima. 219 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:38,087 This journey will bring us good things. 220 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,828 - Let's go! - Ok. 221 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,066 Goodbye. 222 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:50,900 Get in. 223 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,063 Goodbye, Samir. 224 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,940 You'll be late. Get in. 225 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:58,775 Good luck. 226 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,306 Go for it! 227 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,822 Fatah, wait! 228 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,122 My card and number! 229 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,130 Email us some photos. 230 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,529 I don't know email. 231 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,999 The French know how! 232 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,160 Ok! 233 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,772 Goodbye, Samir! 234 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,134 Bye. kids! 235 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,003 Bye, Boulayoune! 236 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,279 Your husband's brave... 237 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,112 leaving for France alone. 238 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,441 Bravo. 239 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,115 But will he be back? 240 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,483 France... 241 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,804 "The journey 242 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:07,479 of Fatah and Jacqueline." 243 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,515 Very good. Fatah and Jacqueline left two days ago. 244 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,588 They're going to cross... 245 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:16,018 The Mediterranean. 246 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,652 Very good. 247 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:19,856 To arrive... 248 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,225 In Marseilles! 249 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,589 Who can show me on the map? 250 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:24,857 Mohamed. 251 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:31,406 Very good, Mohamed. Put Jacqueline on Marseilles. 252 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,177 That's it, we're here. 253 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,376 Hello. 254 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,618 Hello. 255 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:20,980 Welcome to France. 256 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,716 Thank you. 257 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,554 It's a big thing for me. 258 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,493 Thank you. Can I take a photo? 259 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,394 The three of you with the cow. 260 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,795 You in the hut too. 261 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,403 May n Just a souvenir. 262 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,335 Ready? Smile. 263 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:41,434 Thank you so much. You do a really great job. 264 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,273 - Wonderful. - Have a good day. 265 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:47,508 You too, a good day, a good evening, a good tomorrow... 266 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:50,511 Thank you! 267 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,617 Come on. 268 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,286 Welcome home, Jacqueline. 269 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:57,984 Naima? 270 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,187 Fatah? Are you there? 271 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,432 Yes, I'm in Marseilles. 272 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,194 Was my brother Hassan there to meet you? 273 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,461 No, he's not here. 274 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,629 What? Then go to his place. 275 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,665 I don't know where he lives. 276 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,276 His address is on the parcel. 277 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,669 Yes, you're right. 278 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,337 Go and see him. 279 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,949 All right, goodbye. 280 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,016 Hold Naima Hassan isn't here. 281 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,055 You can't count on him. 282 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,688 Now we have to go to his place. 283 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,795 Hamé Hamed asked so we're going. 284 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,454 This way. 285 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:39,067 That's family. What can I say? 286 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,197 That's a beautiful cow. 287 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,238 - What's her name? - Jacqueline. 288 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,741 Marseilles is beautiful, isn't it? 289 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,016 Where are you taking your cow? 290 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,488 To Paris. 291 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,389 To the Agricultural Show. 292 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,194 Won't you stop for a drink? 293 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:08,352 No time. 294 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,895 Two euros... 295 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:14,365 - Dolls for girls? - No, phones. 296 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,267 That's Chinese junk. 297 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,032 No, it's a phone. 298 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,741 Hello, ma'am. 299 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,177 I'm looking for the Cite' des Fleurs, my cousin Hassan. 300 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:40,386 KEEP OFF THE GRASS 301 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,039 Salam Aleikoum, Hassan. 302 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,877 Hassan, open the door. 303 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:02,382 I have a parcel from your father, Hamé Hamed. 304 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,882 From your father... 305 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,787 Who gave you my address? Was it my dad? 306 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,426 - Hello. - Handsome boy! 307 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,955 - Is he your son? - No. 308 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:15,791 Kennel! 309 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,764 - Who sent you here? - Your dad said... 310 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,564 - Hello. Who is this? - A delivery. 311 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,001 His brother-in-law. 312 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,799 No. 313 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,340 Dad, there's a cow outside. Come and see. 314 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,568 Your cow? 315 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,741 He brought his cow! 316 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:33,345 You're really family? Come in then. 317 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,245 Not your father, zit your father. 318 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:38,409 Your father. 319 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,821 I'm so glad to meet you! 320 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,983 Hassan has promised to take me to Algeria for years, 321 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,095 but he always goes alone. 322 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,094 We'll go when they grow up. 323 00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,862 You must come to our village. It's pretty. 324 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,595 - You're his brother-in-law? - I married his sister. 325 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,034 Ok. Any children? 326 00:19:56,295 --> 00:20:00,038 Two girls. One big one and a little one a bit like him. 327 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:03,340 Funny, walking all the way to Paris. 328 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,344 I have time. 329 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:05,777 I walk, I rest. 330 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,781 I walk, I rest... 331 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,783 Too cheap to pay for the train. 332 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,115 Ousmane untied the cow. 333 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,450 What? He untied the cow? 334 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:17,021 Ousmane! 335 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,456 Get off that cow. 336 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,117 Get off her! 337 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,462 Go, they're messing with your cow. 338 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,656 I'll go. 339 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:24,857 Stay the night. 340 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,400 He can't stay. 341 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,471 Thanks for the coffee, Stéphanie. Come to Boulayoune. 342 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,734 You'll meet Hassan's dad. He's a nice man. 343 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,378 I'm so glad to have met you. 344 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:36,569 Let me hug you. 345 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,508 Ok, he has to go now. 346 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:39,910 Hurry, get going. 347 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,814 - See you soon. - Bye, Stéphanie. 348 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,579 - Bye, uncle! - Bye, kids. 349 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,925 Don't tell anyone about my wife and kids. 350 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,188 It's a pity. You have great kids. 351 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,696 Your wife's beautiful. And blond too. 352 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,061 Screw that. You haven't seen me. 353 00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:02,369 Don't say you were here, with your bloody cow and satchel... 354 00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,669 Whatever you say. 355 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,438 Are you crazy or what? 356 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,080 Get off her. Hold you not to. 357 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,910 I have to go. I'm in a hurry. 358 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,176 Heading home? 359 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,342 No, to Paris. 360 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:18,510 What? 361 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,584 Walking to Paris? 362 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,521 - With the cow? - Yes. 363 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,524 - You're nuts. - No. 364 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,754 - You're crazy. - Crazy man, bro. 365 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,522 Go Marseilles 366 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,897 Look at this. 367 00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,931 Kids today have nothing better to do. 368 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:36,572 The Stéphanie. 369 00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:38,071 I'll show him. 370 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,643 If I catch him, I'll write on his mug too. 371 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,439 Racist! 372 00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,618 Hi, you horsies! 373 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:01,762 It's that way? 374 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,829 In the village. 375 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,128 The village is that way? 376 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:11,305 Khadija, can you tell us where your father and Jacqueline are? 377 00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:12,802 Montélimar. 378 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,752 Don't look, it'll give you nightmares. 379 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,791 How long ago did they leave? 380 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,210 Calm down! 381 00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:58,650 Good evening, ma'am. 382 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,985 Sorry to bother you. I've walked a long way with my cow. 383 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:05,458 We're tired and wet from the rain. 384 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:08,798 Do you have a place where we can shelter? 385 00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:10,694 Please? 386 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,794 Kind of cold out here. 387 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:18,966 - Everything Ok? - Yes. 388 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:21,135 Here. 389 00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:25,079 This'll warm you up. 390 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,648 That's kind. 391 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,143 Thank you. 392 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:29,643 There you go. 393 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,923 She's a fine animal. A Tarine, right? 394 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,425 - Yes. - They're cute. 395 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,258 They're strong, but walking to Paris... 396 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,162 Sounds rather optimistic. 397 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,326 Eat while it's hot. 398 00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:48,869 Thank you very much. 399 00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:52,164 We used to go to the Show every year. 400 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,173 No time now my husband's gone. 401 00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,339 Is it good? 402 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:00,237 Very good. 403 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,342 - Want a shower? - No thanks. 404 00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:04,180 I had one three days ago. 405 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:07,915 I'm good now until next Tuesday. 406 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,385 - Ok... - Thank you, Tarine. 407 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,723 No, call me Jacqueline. 408 00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:16,858 See you tomorrow. Good night. 409 00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:22,800 She's called Jacqueline, 410 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,031 like you. 411 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,198 That's funny. 412 00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:34,550 Madam Jacqueline... 413 00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:37,610 - For me? - Yes. 414 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,384 That's sweet. Thank you. 415 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:41,883 Let me help. 416 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:43,955 Did you sleep well? 417 00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:45,423 Yes, thank you. 418 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:48,622 Only natural to help another farmer. 419 00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:52,226 Your son works well. 420 00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,433 He's not my son. 421 00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:58,063 He's an apprentice from the agricultural college. 422 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,908 Good job he's here. 423 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,772 - No kids, then? - Yes. 424 00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:05,437 Two grown boys, but they left to work in Paris. 425 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:07,977 Imagine that... 426 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:11,313 Without the debts, I'd have sold up long ago. 427 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,185 You're not setting off right away. 428 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,758 Have lunch first. 429 00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:17,985 I'd love to. 430 00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:19,685 But I'll cook. 431 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,155 You know fel-fel? 432 00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,094 What? No, I don't. 433 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,166 - Peppers. - I know peppers. 434 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:28,361 I'll make it. They love it back home. 435 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:32,100 You need peppers, tomatoes, garlic... 436 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,436 I have all that. 437 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,232 Undies! 438 00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:06,532 This feels so good... 439 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:12,670 Hello! 440 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,675 Mind if we stop here for lunch? 441 00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:17,512 No... 442 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:18,916 Thank you! 443 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,057 Make yourselves at home. 444 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,818 Nice spot... 445 00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:28,062 Enjoy your lunch. 446 00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:29,357 Thank you. 447 00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:30,862 Want to join us? 448 00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:32,763 No, I'm fine, thanks. 449 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,267 - Is it nice? - Yes. 450 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:37,267 Not too cold? 451 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,200 No, it's fine. 452 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,291 Come here, Jacqueline. 453 00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:58,254 Come on. 454 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:00,620 Let's take a photo, I've washed! 455 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,772 I'll buy you some candyfloss. 456 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,345 Your attention, please. 457 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,347 A special trick tonight! 458 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:57,142 Let's forget small or average. 459 00:27:57,308 --> 00:28:00,312 This will be a huge disappearance! 460 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,346 Curtain! 461 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,261 Concentration! 462 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:21,106 Disappearance! 463 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:28,307 Sir, are you the cow's owner? 464 00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:30,146 - What's her name? - Jacqueline. 465 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,854 You want to see her again? 466 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:33,512 Look into my eyes. 467 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:37,214 Who's that? 468 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:39,786 It's Jacqueline! 469 00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:48,364 It's wild, your cow didn't move. 470 00:28:48,526 --> 00:28:51,063 I'd never seen anything like it. 471 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,039 I thought she'd vanished and left me. 472 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,041 Let's hire her right away. 473 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:57,339 With a contract. 474 00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,142 Sure. It'll be competition for Cathy. 475 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:01,682 Because I'm big too? 476 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,478 What do you think? 477 00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:04,881 I prefer fat girls. 478 00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:10,190 We have a fel-fel and spotlights. A band too. 479 00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:12,487 So now it's over to you! 480 00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:19,164 No, I don't drink. 481 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,170 It's just pears. It won't hurt you. 482 00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:23,499 Down in one! 483 00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:27,835 There. Now another. 484 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,879 A second one to wash it down. 485 00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:32,507 Come on! 486 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,950 I love this one. Let's dance! 487 00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:14,647 Fatah's amazing. He knows all the words. 488 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,623 I love songs. They're my speciality. 489 00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:20,820 So sing a song! Go on stage and sing one. 490 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,828 This'll give you courage. 491 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,295 He's going to sing! 492 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,997 Come on! Fatah, a song! 493 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,096 One more then. 494 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,439 Fatah, a song! 495 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,406 All right, a song! Let's sing a song! 496 00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:06,668 Everyone sing along! 497 00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:42,225 Thank you! 498 00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:54,143 Fatah, we have to go. 499 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,648 Don't wake him! 500 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,309 Let's take him with us. 501 00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:59,451 With his cow on your lap? 502 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,248 Too bad, he's cute. 503 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:02,720 Take one last photo. 504 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,224 - Hurry it up. - Chill! 505 00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:07,624 Your guy's a real drag! 506 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:09,890 - A quick photo, Fatah. - A kiss! 507 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:12,924 Excellent! 508 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:15,835 See you, Fatah. 509 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:17,672 I don't even have your number. 510 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:19,899 What's this? Great! 511 00:33:20,064 --> 00:33:22,169 Let's stay in touch, baby. 512 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,676 I really like you. 513 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:29,640 - You have the eyes of the tiger. - Yeah, sure! 514 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:56,638 Fatah has sent photos from France! Come and see! 515 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,613 - Well'.7 - Hold on, they're loading. 516 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:08,880 Here we go. 517 00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:10,347 "Fatah. 518 00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:13,224 Souvenirs of France from Cathy." 519 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,462 Cathy? ls she French? 520 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:17,994 Here's Fatah! 521 00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:52,932 You think it's funny? 522 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,836 Who is she? Got her address? 523 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:07,347 I'll drive you home. 524 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,917 No, thank you. We'll walk. 525 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:11,074 Naima... 526 00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:12,915 How long has he been gone? 527 00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:14,713 Just two weeks? 528 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,391 He won't be back. 529 00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:18,185 What do you want, Mokhtar? 530 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,896 I'd take you, even with your daughters. 531 00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:23,589 I spoke to your father. He agrees. 532 00:35:24,889 --> 00:35:26,232 Leave me alone. 533 00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:28,461 How dare you in front of the girls? 534 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,799 How'll you manage on your own? 535 00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:33,068 Think it over. 536 00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:35,040 You won't find another like me. 537 00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:47,644 Sit down. 538 00:36:03,127 --> 00:36:05,733 Is Fatah and Jacqueline's journey already over? 539 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:08,171 Who asked you to talk? 540 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:10,838 All right... 541 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,837 Get out your books. 542 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:16,682 Juniors, the first two paragraphs. Seniors, everything. 543 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:18,346 Fatah! 544 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:20,318 Hello, Samir! Well'? 545 00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:22,458 Naima won't talk to you. 546 00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:24,482 What do you mean? 547 00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:26,458 She saw your photos. 548 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,027 What photos? 549 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,133 Of you drinking with girls... 550 00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:33,929 Photos with the fat girl. Shame on you! 551 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:37,701 Cathy'? That was for a show. 552 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,775 What show? You're eating her mouth! 553 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:41,672 A show? 554 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,540 It was just a show. A show! 555 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:45,874 Samir? 556 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:47,943 - Fatah? - Samir? 557 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,784 Jacqueline, why did I do it? 558 00:36:58,149 --> 00:36:59,890 Why did I drink the pears? 559 00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:02,890 Now I have to pay the price. 560 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,159 This is shame beyond shame. 561 00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:07,863 Come, 562 00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:09,732 let's go find a hole. 563 00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:11,534 Come. 564 00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:15,402 We'll stay in the hole and never come out again. 565 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:19,671 What a disaster. 566 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,008 The end of the world... 567 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:26,354 That bastard said it wasn't booze. 568 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,684 Does he work for the devil or what? 569 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:35,656 It's all the pears' fault. 570 00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:56,908 Jacqueline! 571 00:38:09,053 --> 00:38:10,532 Where are you? 572 00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:46,264 What are you doing in there? 573 00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:49,427 Why did you go? 574 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:50,765 What's going on? 575 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:52,634 What is it? 576 00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:59,773 Come on, you have to move. 577 00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:02,815 Come on, push! 578 00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:17,265 Sir, this is private property. Can't you read? 579 00:39:17,621 --> 00:39:18,793 I need help! 580 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,125 Help! 581 00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:22,134 Lucien, go and see. 582 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,100 He's going to help us, beauty. Don't worry. 583 00:39:26,263 --> 00:39:29,335 - What's wrong? - My cow's stuck in the mud. 584 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,275 Tried pulling her horns? 585 00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:33,108 Yes, but it doesn't work. 586 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:35,375 We haven't got all day! 587 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,618 I'll be right back. 588 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,114 Well'? 589 00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:42,313 I'm not sure, 590 00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:46,784 but I think his cow's stuck and he can't get her out. 591 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:49,189 Do we help him? 592 00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:54,863 It's muscular. 593 00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:57,562 - A sprained tendon. - Is it serious? 594 00:39:58,529 --> 00:39:59,564 Can't say. 595 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:02,237 She'll have to rest a few days. 596 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,073 That's not possible. 597 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,078 We're due at the Agricultural Show. 598 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,418 How'll you compete if you can't walk? 599 00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:15,717 Lucien, put the cow in the stable 600 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,723 and her owner in the annex. 601 00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:19,384 We'll see tomorrow. 602 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:20,551 Armand, take the cow. 603 00:40:21,051 --> 00:40:22,496 We'll get you warm. 604 00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:24,854 Thank you. 605 00:40:25,389 --> 00:40:26,527 You're welcome. 606 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:40,273 "I declare war!" 607 00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:42,612 He wasn't laughing. 608 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:45,845 I didn't care. I declared war on Poland! 609 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,390 On Yugoslavia. On everyone! 610 00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:50,753 He said, "Get Jacqueline to sign." 611 00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:53,962 How'll she sign? With her hooves? 612 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,962 He said, "Welcome to France. Where do I stamp her?" 613 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,404 I said, "Stamp her wherever you like!" 614 00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:14,948 Nicole, could I have the next dish? 615 00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:16,311 Of course, sir. 616 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,424 I always screw up. I can't help myself. 617 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,129 Yes, the notary knows. I spoke to him earlier. 618 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:35,068 Of course. 619 00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:38,066 We need the money now, not in six months. 620 00:41:39,763 --> 00:41:41,606 Yes, I know. 621 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:43,107 Nicole... 622 00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:44,405 Excuse me a second. 623 00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,241 Nicole, what's for lunch? 624 00:41:46,403 --> 00:41:47,973 A leg of lamb, sir. 625 00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:50,612 Can you set a place for... 626 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,246 Mr Fatah? 627 00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:55,787 Yes, for Mr Fatah. 628 00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:06,261 Sorry I'm late. 629 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,126 It's non-stop here 630 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:11,535 with the stables, the renovations and the bank. 631 00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:13,533 You're looking at this? 632 00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:16,305 Pretty, isn't it? Late 18th century. 633 00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:18,136 My ancestor, 634 00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:21,283 the fourth Count Baudreuille de Cuyer-Ville, 635 00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:23,179 and the others around him 636 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,011 are the peasants who worked his land. 637 00:42:26,176 --> 00:42:28,486 Once a year, after the harvest, 638 00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:31,456 he invited them all here to celebrate. 639 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:32,986 Nice idea, hmm? 640 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,696 Didn't end too well though. They guillotined him. 641 00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,735 Right, let's eat. 642 00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:45,038 Thank you, Nicole. 643 00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:49,409 Ever been to the Agricultural Show, Mr Philippe? 644 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:50,567 No, thank you! 645 00:42:51,001 --> 00:42:53,709 10,000 plebs fondling cows' rears... 646 00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:56,046 No, thank you, 647 00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:57,742 I don't drink wine. 648 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:01,022 When I drink booze, I blow a fuse. 649 00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:02,547 The other day, 650 00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:04,886 I drank pears for some reason. 651 00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:07,552 I was in a sort of delirium. 652 00:43:07,718 --> 00:43:09,561 I was stressed, stifling... 653 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,330 It was as if... 654 00:43:15,225 --> 00:43:16,829 Are you Ok? What's wrong? 655 00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:18,735 I'm fine. Sorry. 656 00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:27,106 This is good. 657 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,415 Where's your wife? ls she dead? 658 00:43:32,509 --> 00:43:33,954 No. Why do you ask? 659 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:37,558 A guy like you without a wife means she's dead. 660 00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:39,524 But my wife isn't dead! 661 00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:41,462 She left you? 662 00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:44,862 You French guys, your wives leave you. 663 00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,298 We scream and fight. 664 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,772 It's hell, but we stick together. 665 00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:53,804 - Why? - We didn't get on. 666 00:43:54,431 --> 00:43:55,431 So we split up. 667 00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:58,210 You'll find a new one. 668 00:43:58,369 --> 00:44:00,906 I don't want to find a new one, Fatah! 669 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,978 Back home, men twice your age 670 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,417 marry brand-new women. 671 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,820 Straight from the store. 672 00:44:09,747 --> 00:44:11,249 Besides, Mr Philippe, 673 00:44:11,548 --> 00:44:14,290 you have a nice chateau, a nice car... 674 00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:16,260 You must be pretty rich. 675 00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:18,093 No, I'm not "pretty rich". 676 00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:20,267 That's why she left me. 677 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:21,664 Happy now, Fatah'? 678 00:44:28,232 --> 00:44:29,336 I'm sorry. 679 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:31,571 It's all right. 680 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,245 Who's he? 681 00:44:37,074 --> 00:44:38,815 - Who'? - Him there. 682 00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:40,080 On the couch. 683 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:43,284 That's my dog. 684 00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:45,188 Why is he in the house? 685 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:48,252 Because he's my dog. 686 00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:51,292 - Ok. - You seem surprised. 687 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:53,696 Yes, my dog's in my living room. 688 00:44:53,957 --> 00:44:55,334 You talk to your cow. 689 00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:59,497 It's different. I've known Jacqueline since she was a baby. 690 00:44:59,797 --> 00:45:01,708 Her name's Jacqueline? 691 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,778 Yes, a French name for a French cow. 692 00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:08,111 If she was Spanish, she'd be Conchita. 693 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,050 What's his name? 694 00:45:15,312 --> 00:45:16,312 Serge. 695 00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:18,559 It suits him. 696 00:45:18,982 --> 00:45:20,893 The notary is here. 697 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:24,464 I'll be right there. Show him to my study. 698 00:45:25,122 --> 00:45:26,965 No, don't move, Fatah. 699 00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:28,728 I enjoyed our talk. 700 00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:31,498 If you need anything at all, just ask. 701 00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:34,168 - Enjoy your meal. - Thank you. 702 00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:40,811 Want some lamb, Serge? 703 00:45:41,672 --> 00:45:43,242 Are you crazy? 704 00:45:44,641 --> 00:45:45,881 You're a dog. 705 00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:47,553 You already have a couch. 706 00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:50,688 Your leg's better, isn't it? 707 00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:54,086 That's good. It's better. 708 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:56,057 Right, beauty? 709 00:46:01,358 --> 00:46:02,564 Mr Philippe! 710 00:46:02,726 --> 00:46:04,433 She's walking already. 711 00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:07,736 So I see, Fatah, that's good. 712 00:46:07,998 --> 00:46:09,204 Want to pet her? 713 00:46:09,366 --> 00:46:10,868 No, it's Ok. 714 00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:16,246 - Sorry, it's the only solution. - I understand. 715 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,386 I'll call you. Have a good day. 716 00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:20,613 You too. Thanks for coming. 717 00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:30,392 Everything Ok, Mr Philippe? Problems? 718 00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:32,366 Nothing serious. 719 00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:34,626 Rich people's problems. 720 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:39,206 I can't afford the upkeep on this place. 721 00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:43,438 I'll take a walk. I need to be alone. 722 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,241 I'll come too. 723 00:46:48,071 --> 00:46:49,982 If you want, Fatah. 724 00:46:50,607 --> 00:46:53,918 When I need to think, I like to be alone too. 725 00:46:54,077 --> 00:46:57,251 It's just you and your thoughts, you can decide things. 726 00:46:57,414 --> 00:46:58,916 No one to disturb you. 727 00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:02,089 Just peace and quiet. It's nice. 728 00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:06,160 God has seen that you helped me. That's good. 729 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:08,428 He'll give you lots of "Conchita". 730 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,567 - What'? - "Conchita". 731 00:47:10,727 --> 00:47:14,732 They're like points. God gives a "Conchita" for a good deed. 732 00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:18,277 I bet you have lots of "Conchita". 733 00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:21,644 So what does it get me, this... What was it? 734 00:47:21,805 --> 00:47:22,805 "Hassanat". 735 00:47:24,241 --> 00:47:28,485 Could I mend my roof, for instance? It's killing me. 736 00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:31,148 No, the roof is too expensive. 737 00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:34,485 You need to go to Mecca for that. 738 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:35,990 On foot. 739 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:38,024 That's a long way. 740 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:40,464 Do you have a lot of "Hassanat"? 741 00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:43,332 No, I lost mine with the pears. 742 00:47:43,493 --> 00:47:45,598 What's this pear business? 743 00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:49,369 Mr Philippe, please... I'm too ashamed to talk about it. 744 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,880 Where did the idea of travelling with your cow come from? 745 00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:56,449 "The Cow and I"? 746 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:57,711 The cow and what? 747 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,718 The film with Fernandel. 748 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,653 Haven't you ever seen it on TV? 749 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:04,656 Not on Algerian TV. 750 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:07,694 No Fernandel and no comedies. 751 00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:11,355 Nothing but serious men in suits with Fernandel. 752 00:48:11,521 --> 00:48:13,000 - Really? - Yes. 753 00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:16,734 Turn the TV on, moustache. Switch channels, moustache. 754 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,840 Turn it off, moustache. 755 00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:20,704 It's Moustache TV. 756 00:48:20,864 --> 00:48:22,309 No children's shows? 757 00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:24,343 Yes, there are cannons. 758 00:48:24,501 --> 00:48:25,912 With Fernandel. 759 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,572 I'd like to keep you, 760 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,351 bu! if! take you, 761 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:32,144 we'll sink. 762 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,749 This is your home. 763 00:48:35,145 --> 00:48:37,421 You're used to this place. 764 00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:41,662 You understand the language. I couldn't have kept you. 765 00:48:42,185 --> 00:48:44,165 I live in a 4th floor walk-up. 766 00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:47,598 I love this scene. He leaves her to cross the river. 767 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:48,828 Wonderful. 768 00:48:49,893 --> 00:48:51,338 Farewell, Marguerite. 769 00:48:52,329 --> 00:48:54,002 Farewell, my old friend. 770 00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:03,551 Fatah... 771 00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:08,383 Don't get in such a state. 772 00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:09,922 It's just a movie. 773 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,616 Sorry, Philippe. 774 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:13,953 I'm too sensitive for an Arab. 775 00:49:19,756 --> 00:49:21,895 Even the music's beautiful. 776 00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:24,539 I don't know if... 777 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:26,573 it's Mozart 778 00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:28,976 or Mon Schuman. 779 00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:33,472 It's good. Good stuff. 780 00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:37,981 It's what she said. 781 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:39,484 It wasn't my fault! 782 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,816 I told her that! 783 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,425 That shit Mokhtar went to see Hamé Hamed. 784 00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:46,117 Mokhtar? What did he say? 785 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:47,455 I can't tell you. 786 00:49:48,585 --> 00:49:50,758 I'll smash that guy's face in! 787 00:49:51,588 --> 00:49:53,226 Talk to you soon, Samir. 788 00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:57,263 - Everything ok? - Not at all. 789 00:49:57,427 --> 00:49:58,667 It's utter chaos. 790 00:49:58,895 --> 00:50:00,272 Naima wants a divorce. 791 00:50:02,232 --> 00:50:05,441 What'll I do'? Kill myself like Tony Bennett? 792 00:50:05,602 --> 00:50:06,603 No... 793 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,177 Imagine if Naima leaves me. 794 00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:12,843 What'll I do alone at home? I've never seen the kitchen! 795 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,284 That's a nuisance. 796 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:18,256 If she won't talk to you, try writing to her. 797 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:22,288 You can write? 798 00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:23,658 Yes, a little. 799 00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:25,356 Letter by letter. 800 00:50:27,257 --> 00:50:28,827 I can write "Fatah", 801 00:50:29,126 --> 00:50:30,628 "Bouteflika"..- 802 00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:32,466 “ FLN“ . 803 00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:35,173 That may not be much use. 804 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,804 Right... "My darling..." 805 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:39,870 Not "my darling"! 806 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:41,141 She's my wife. 807 00:50:41,304 --> 00:50:42,783 The shame of it. 808 00:50:43,106 --> 00:50:44,312 "My love"? 809 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:47,181 - "My sweetheart"? - Rubbish! 810 00:50:47,344 --> 00:50:49,119 What do you call her? 811 00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:51,617 You must have a pet name. 812 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:52,982 "I'm rah". 813 00:50:53,116 --> 00:50:53,719 "Mrah"? 814 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,989 "I'mrah". It means woman. 815 00:50:56,653 --> 00:51:00,066 You can't start a letter with "I'mrah", woman! 816 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,726 That's too cold. What's her first name? 817 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,298 Naima. 818 00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:05,838 There, that's pretty. 819 00:51:05,996 --> 00:51:07,373 Naima. 820 00:51:13,303 --> 00:51:16,648 I the undersigned, Fatah Bellabbes, hereby declare... 821 00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:18,582 You're not writing to the IRS. 822 00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:20,085 Be more poetic. 823 00:51:20,510 --> 00:51:23,548 It's my first love letter. It's not easy. 824 00:51:23,713 --> 00:51:25,715 Yes, I should know. 825 00:51:25,882 --> 00:51:27,361 What do you want to say? 826 00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:29,656 "I'm sorry, I love you"? 827 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,164 - No! - You have to say you love her! 828 00:51:32,322 --> 00:51:33,596 We don't say it like that! 829 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:37,364 We don't either, but you have to say it. 830 00:51:37,527 --> 00:51:38,527 You say it! 831 00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:40,700 Say "I love you", "Merry Christmas", 832 00:51:40,864 --> 00:51:42,844 "Enjoy your meal", whatever... 833 00:51:42,999 --> 00:51:44,876 Ok, forget "I love you". 834 00:51:45,368 --> 00:51:49,180 But if you want to make up, you need to try harder. 835 00:51:55,879 --> 00:51:57,119 "Naima... 836 00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:01,892 Naima... 837 00:52:04,221 --> 00:52:06,258 lam delighted 838 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:09,361 to pick up my Pen 839 00:52:09,526 --> 00:52:12,405 to cross the sea that lies between us." 840 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:16,137 There you go. That's excellent. 841 00:52:16,766 --> 00:52:17,972 Very pretty. 842 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,775 "Naima, I am delighted 843 00:52:20,937 --> 00:52:22,382 to pick up 844 00:52:22,539 --> 00:52:24,246 my pen 845 00:52:24,774 --> 00:52:28,483 to cross the sea." 846 00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:31,553 "That lies between us." That's important. 847 00:52:31,715 --> 00:52:32,989 The sea between us. 848 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,630 "that lies between us." 849 00:52:35,785 --> 00:52:36,991 "Naima, 850 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,493 it's not the fat girl's fault. 851 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:41,831 She did nothing. 852 00:52:42,392 --> 00:52:44,838 I'm the guilty party." 853 00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:47,738 - That's good. - It's honest. 854 00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:51,135 "The fat girl"... Let's find something better. 855 00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:52,507 "The tall fat girl"? 856 00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:54,842 - "The girl." - The fat one. 857 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,746 Tell her you love her. 858 00:52:56,973 --> 00:52:59,283 - I can't. - Make an effort 859 00:53:00,243 --> 00:53:02,814 It's stamped, you just need to post it. 860 00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:04,083 Thank you. 861 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,252 Lucien... 862 00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:08,418 - I loved meeting you. - So did I. 863 00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:10,292 I hope we'll meet again. 864 00:53:10,987 --> 00:53:12,295 Goodbye, Fatah. 865 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,169 - Goodbye. - Come back soon. 866 00:53:15,325 --> 00:53:16,326 Bye, Armand. 867 00:53:16,493 --> 00:53:17,493 Thank you. 868 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:21,137 Goodbye. 869 00:53:21,298 --> 00:53:23,676 Any trouble, give me a call. 870 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:24,607 All right. 871 00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:26,313 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 872 00:53:27,771 --> 00:53:29,273 Let's go, Jacqueline. 873 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:33,709 Bye, Fatah. 874 00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:35,110 Goodbye. 875 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,161 Naima, 876 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,300 I am delighted to pick up my pen 877 00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:50,995 to cross the sea that lies between us. 878 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:54,471 I've tried calling you at Samir's several times, 879 00:53:54,631 --> 00:53:58,044 but he says you won't talk to me. 880 00:53:58,802 --> 00:54:00,577 That's why I'm writing. 881 00:54:02,672 --> 00:54:05,175 I've done no wrong. Trust me. 882 00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:09,549 Like when everyone told you not to marry me. 883 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:12,592 You didn't listen and you accepted me. 884 00:54:13,650 --> 00:54:15,926 I hope that when I come home, 885 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,759 you'll still be there 886 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,595 so I can tell you about my journey. 887 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:23,062 I could talk about love too, 888 00:54:23,226 --> 00:54:24,226 like the French. 889 00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:26,238 They're not ashamed to. 890 00:54:27,864 --> 00:54:30,435 France is beautiful. 891 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:32,369 The grass is green, 892 00:54:32,535 --> 00:54:34,412 there are flowers everywhere. 893 00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:38,719 One day, we'll come back here together. 894 00:54:39,075 --> 00:54:40,713 I think of you every day. 895 00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:44,620 "Kiss my daughters and thank your father again. 896 00:54:44,881 --> 00:54:47,589 Tell them I'm thinking of them 897 00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:50,789 and that I'm sorry about all that." 898 00:54:55,058 --> 00:54:56,969 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 899 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:02,464 Ok, Naima? 900 00:55:02,632 --> 00:55:05,579 I wondered if you needed anything. 901 00:55:05,735 --> 00:55:07,476 No, Mokhtar, I've all I need. 902 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:10,075 Whatever you say. 903 00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:43,811 Today I'm in a pretty foul mood 904 00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:46,613 I'll let rip and say what! think 905 00:55:46,776 --> 00:55:49,416 It'll cause a stir, I'm in the shit 906 00:55:49,579 --> 00:55:52,082 Because this world's full of jerks 907 00:55:52,248 --> 00:55:54,990 I'm a student, I'm an anarchist 908 00:55:55,151 --> 00:55:57,927 I'm a Muslim, I'm a Communist 909 00:55:58,088 --> 00:56:00,694 I'm a faggot and it pisses folks off 910 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:03,497 I'm Swiss, Belgian, Portuguese 911 00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:05,936 I eat pork, I smoke spliffs 912 00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:09,475 And on top of it all, I'm Jewish too 913 00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:11,837 It isn't written on my face 914 00:56:12,001 --> 00:56:14,948 I'm a Muslim who drinks shots of rum 915 00:56:15,438 --> 00:56:17,475 Half-anarchist, half-Sephardic 916 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,553 Half Christ-like, half filthy... 917 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:22,280 What's going on here? 918 00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:23,716 Welcome, comrade. 919 00:56:24,814 --> 00:56:25,814 Your branch? 920 00:56:26,516 --> 00:56:28,496 I don't understand. What branch? 921 00:56:28,651 --> 00:56:29,994 - Where are you from? - Algeria. 922 00:56:30,153 --> 00:56:31,325 Algeria? 923 00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,528 Thank you. Delighted. 924 00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:34,690 Welcome. 925 00:56:35,158 --> 00:56:36,193 Come on, Jacqueline. 926 00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:37,360 Hello. 927 00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,365 The meeting begins in 5 minutes. 928 00:56:39,529 --> 00:56:40,529 All right. 929 00:56:41,865 --> 00:56:44,675 Stay here 5 minutes. Good girl, don't move. 930 00:56:44,868 --> 00:56:48,179 We've been asking to see the minister for 6 months now! 931 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:50,079 We've made no progress. 932 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:54,521 I know some of you have their doubts. 933 00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:57,920 But I say we stay and continue the blockade. 934 00:56:59,549 --> 00:57:01,654 I even suggest that this evening 935 00:57:01,818 --> 00:57:05,231 we stage an operation at the prefecture! 936 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:12,229 If that doesn't work, we blockade the Agricultural Show in Paris! 937 00:57:14,397 --> 00:57:15,501 Not that... 938 00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:20,373 I've just been told 939 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:23,447 an Algerian colleague is here to support us. 940 00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:24,778 Give him a big hand! 941 00:57:29,245 --> 00:57:30,246 Thank you all. 942 00:57:30,847 --> 00:57:31,951 The struggle continues! 943 00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:35,953 Don't ruin the Show. 944 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:38,224 We'll do what we must. Thanks for coming. 945 00:57:38,421 --> 00:57:40,924 May I ask you a few questions? 946 00:57:41,090 --> 00:57:42,433 Yes, with gladness. 947 00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:45,266 You're here from Algeria to back the movement? 948 00:57:45,428 --> 00:57:46,634 No, I leave tomorrow. 949 00:57:46,796 --> 00:57:49,868 I'm walking to the Agricultural Show in Paris. 950 00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:53,444 Have you been walking long? 951 00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:55,578 20 days, to the minute! 952 00:57:56,439 --> 00:57:58,282 What'll you do at the Show? 953 00:57:58,441 --> 00:58:00,978 The breeders' competition with Jacqueline. 954 00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:02,316 That's her there. 955 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:03,822 Isn't she beautiful? 956 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,891 - Very. - Beautiful, isn't she? 957 00:58:06,049 --> 00:58:07,892 Mind if I interview you for TV? 958 00:58:08,117 --> 00:58:09,255 Not at all. 959 00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:11,922 You're in luck, I showered two days ago. 960 00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:16,261 - What channel? - France 2. 961 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,133 You know Michel Drucker? I love him! 962 00:58:19,295 --> 00:58:20,774 Tell him I said hello. 963 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:22,904 I'm Fatah Bellabbes. 964 00:58:23,066 --> 00:58:27,139 I come from Boulayoune in Algeria, a country village. 965 00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:29,306 A country village... 966 00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:31,482 I've forgotten the words. 967 00:58:31,774 --> 00:58:33,447 I'm really sorry. 968 00:58:33,610 --> 00:58:34,452 We'll redo it. 969 00:58:34,611 --> 00:58:36,648 I look at the camera or you? 970 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,582 Just look at me. 971 00:58:39,015 --> 00:58:40,153 Can I say "Action"? 972 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,656 If you want. 973 00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:44,995 - The cow... - Can we bring the cow into shot? 974 00:58:45,488 --> 00:58:46,488 Come on, Jacqueline. 975 00:58:46,589 --> 00:58:48,432 People need to see you. 976 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,037 - You love her. - I adore her. 977 00:58:53,296 --> 00:58:55,503 I have to take care of her 978 00:58:55,665 --> 00:58:58,202 now she's walked here from Algeria. 979 00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,938 He who travels far... 980 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,107 Should buy a car. 981 00:59:04,307 --> 00:59:06,446 If you can afford it, it's better. 982 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:08,646 - Let's start again. - All right. 983 00:59:09,612 --> 00:59:10,283 Action! 984 00:59:10,446 --> 00:59:12,448 No, I say, "Action!" 985 00:59:12,615 --> 00:59:13,787 You say, "Cut." 986 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,121 Go on, say, "Action!" 987 00:59:17,186 --> 00:59:18,186 Action! 988 00:59:24,694 --> 00:59:26,571 What's going on? 989 00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:38,552 What are they doing? 990 00:59:39,542 --> 00:59:42,079 Get out of here! They're going to charge! 991 00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:45,647 Jacqueline! 992 00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:48,587 She's my cow! Let go of me! 993 00:59:50,486 --> 00:59:52,329 She can't manage on her own! 994 00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:53,488 Jacqueline! 995 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,275 All I want are your papers. 996 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:08,576 My papers are in my satchel with my cow. 997 01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:30,964 His name is Fatah Bellabbes. 998 01:00:31,127 --> 01:00:33,539 He left Algeria with his cow Jacqueline 999 01:00:33,696 --> 01:00:36,108 to attend the Agricultural Show 1000 01:00:36,265 --> 01:00:40,407 and for the last 20 days he has been crossing France on foot. 1001 01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:43,073 He plans to arrive in Paris in time. 1002 01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:44,718 An amazing journey 1003 01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:48,219 followed by Aline Brémond and Thomas Garnier. 1004 01:00:49,278 --> 01:00:51,053 This man strolling calmly 1005 01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:52,784 along the roads of France 1006 01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:54,485 is no ordinary farmer. 1007 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:58,622 I'm Fatah Bellabbes, from the village of Boulayoune... 1008 01:01:05,128 --> 01:01:06,801 It's far, but no need to yell. 1009 01:01:06,963 --> 01:01:09,569 It's a telephone, not a Garnier! 1010 01:01:12,902 --> 01:01:14,813 I keep telling him that! 1011 01:01:15,138 --> 01:01:16,674 That's my brother-in-law! 1012 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:18,182 Turn it up! 1013 01:01:18,975 --> 01:01:21,251 - Your brother-in-law? - From back home. 1014 01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:23,618 It was the pears, not me! 1015 01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:26,258 Mr Philippe! Armand! 1016 01:01:28,484 --> 01:01:30,464 - What is it? - Come and see. 1017 01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:32,122 Come and see quick! 1018 01:01:32,955 --> 01:01:34,161 Hurry! 1019 01:01:35,758 --> 01:01:37,135 I don't believe it! 1020 01:01:37,293 --> 01:01:39,204 I've always been a farmer. 1021 01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:48,107 Yes, speaking. 1022 01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:50,273 He's been walking for three weeks. 1023 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,181 Yes, I know him. 1024 01:01:52,608 --> 01:01:53,882 The police station? 1025 01:01:54,477 --> 01:01:57,515 What do you mean? He's on TV right now. 1026 01:02:00,283 --> 01:02:02,957 Yes, all right. I'm on my way. 1027 01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:07,859 Lucien, can I have the keys to the van? 1028 01:02:08,024 --> 01:02:09,025 What's going on? 1029 01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:10,899 Fatah has a problem. 1030 01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:14,974 - Shall I come with you? - No, stay and work with Armand. 1031 01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:16,541 I won't be long. 1032 01:02:24,807 --> 01:02:25,979 Next! 1033 01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:28,018 Sorry, this won't take long. 1034 01:02:28,177 --> 01:02:31,556 Hello, I'm hereto see Mr Fatah Bellabbes, please. 1035 01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:32,852 I'll see to it. 1036 01:02:33,015 --> 01:02:34,153 This way, please. 1037 01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:35,318 Hello. 1038 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:36,585 You have some ID? 1039 01:02:43,559 --> 01:02:46,062 Known this Fatah Bellabbes long? 1040 01:02:46,229 --> 01:02:47,229 Yes. 1041 01:02:47,363 --> 01:02:48,363 Well, no. 1042 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:49,568 Yes or no? 1043 01:02:50,366 --> 01:02:53,745 Listen, you called me and asked me to come here. 1044 01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:57,077 I've come 100 km when I had a lotto do. 1045 01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,514 And we don't? 1046 01:02:58,841 --> 01:03:01,378 Why is he being held here? 1047 01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:05,390 He was arrested for willful damage at yesterday's demo. 1048 01:03:05,548 --> 01:03:08,028 Impossible. He isn't even a local. 1049 01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:10,960 He's walking from Algeria to the Agricultural Show. 1050 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,690 He sacked government offices! 1051 01:03:12,855 --> 01:03:14,459 You can't be serious? 1052 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,535 Enough of this! Sit down and wait. 1053 01:03:16,692 --> 01:03:19,434 No! I want to see your superior! 1054 01:03:19,595 --> 01:03:20,232 Right! 1055 01:03:20,396 --> 01:03:22,933 - Sit down! - Let go, you fool! 1056 01:03:23,099 --> 01:03:24,806 What? Put him in a cell! 1057 01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:27,243 - I know important people! - Me too! 1058 01:03:27,703 --> 01:03:30,547 The Interior Minister is a friend! 1059 01:03:30,706 --> 01:03:33,550 You haven't heard the last of this. 1060 01:03:33,709 --> 01:03:34,881 Mr Philippe! 1061 01:03:35,077 --> 01:03:37,614 You've come to fetch me! Thank you! 1062 01:03:51,594 --> 01:03:54,438 Have you heard if the letter to Naima worked? 1063 01:03:54,597 --> 01:03:55,974 Not a word. 1064 01:03:56,299 --> 01:03:58,609 No more Naima, no more Show, 1065 01:03:58,768 --> 01:04:01,146 no more Jacqueline, no more nothing. 1066 01:04:02,738 --> 01:04:05,184 You, at least, tried to hold onto her. 1067 01:04:09,145 --> 01:04:11,284 Sir! Excuse me, please. 1068 01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:16,030 You held onto my pills, but I need to take one. I'm not well. 1069 01:04:16,185 --> 01:04:17,687 It's really important. 1070 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:20,425 - I'll see what I can do. - Thank you. 1071 01:04:25,962 --> 01:04:28,033 You're in depression too? 1072 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:29,802 Who said that? 1073 01:04:29,966 --> 01:04:32,674 Everyone's in depression here. 1074 01:04:32,835 --> 01:04:34,439 What is it? A craze? 1075 01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:37,007 What illness is it exactly? 1076 01:04:37,773 --> 01:04:39,309 Where does it hurt? 1077 01:04:40,142 --> 01:04:42,349 Nowhere and everywhere at once. 1078 01:04:42,778 --> 01:04:44,815 Your problems get on top of you. 1079 01:04:44,981 --> 01:04:46,722 Nothing but problems. 1080 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,453 So that's depression? 1081 01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:50,188 Problems... 1082 01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:54,297 In Algeria, we're world champions in depression! 1083 01:04:56,692 --> 01:04:59,332 We have more problems than inhabitants! 1084 01:05:06,469 --> 01:05:08,574 We have your papers. You can go. 1085 01:05:08,871 --> 01:05:09,871 Come on. 1086 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,385 Yes, you too. 1087 01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:16,181 Thank you. Very kind. 1088 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:23,752 Bravo! 1089 01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:25,890 Great job. 1090 01:05:26,822 --> 01:05:27,857 Who's that? 1091 01:05:28,024 --> 01:05:29,867 Hassan, my brother-in-law. 1092 01:05:30,192 --> 01:05:33,173 You go missing, the police call the village... 1093 01:05:33,329 --> 01:05:34,399 What a genius! 1094 01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:37,244 Everyone chips in to send you to the Show... 1095 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,203 And you screw up! 1096 01:05:39,835 --> 01:05:41,610 Dad told me the whole story. 1097 01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:45,246 I have better to do than this. 1098 01:05:45,408 --> 01:05:46,409 Hello, Dad? 1099 01:05:48,010 --> 01:05:49,353 I'm with him. He's out. 1100 01:05:49,712 --> 01:05:51,453 No, not with a fat girl. 1101 01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,218 He's with some weirdo. 1102 01:05:53,549 --> 01:05:55,790 I'll put him on. He wants a word. 1103 01:05:56,886 --> 01:05:57,591 Hello? 1104 01:05:57,753 --> 01:05:58,753 Hamé Hamed? 1105 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,631 - Are you Ok? - Yes. 1106 01:06:03,092 --> 01:06:04,901 Dad'? Sorry, it's me again. 1107 01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:08,775 No, I can't go to Paris with him. 1108 01:06:09,198 --> 01:06:11,303 There's no one at the phone store. 1109 01:06:11,467 --> 01:06:12,639 No, Dad... 1110 01:06:15,905 --> 01:06:16,906 Fuck! 1111 01:06:17,273 --> 01:06:19,446 You have to keep messing up my life? 1112 01:06:20,209 --> 01:06:21,279 Where's your cow? 1113 01:06:21,444 --> 01:06:23,048 Lost at the demonstration. 1114 01:06:25,147 --> 01:06:29,289 They're right back home. You're worse than good for nothing! 1115 01:06:29,485 --> 01:06:32,295 I'll be going. I've heard enough for one day. 1116 01:06:32,555 --> 01:06:34,501 - Who's he? - Philippe, a friend. 1117 01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:36,830 You have friends now? 1118 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,097 Yes! 1119 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:40,637 A loser like you has friends? 1120 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:43,470 Yes, I have friends. And they're not you. 1121 01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:47,506 Philippe, please! Don't leave me with him. 1122 01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,116 I need your help to find Jacqueline. 1123 01:06:50,272 --> 01:06:51,512 Please. 1124 01:06:54,443 --> 01:06:57,322 It's not easy losing a cow... 1125 01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:58,322 We know. 1126 01:06:58,481 --> 01:07:01,155 I just transferred from the parks department. 1127 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:03,954 Did you see the floral roundabout? 1128 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,664 Sorry, we couldn't care less. 1129 01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:07,994 We've lost a cow. 1130 01:07:08,157 --> 01:07:11,366 Fine, but what can I say? 1131 01:07:11,827 --> 01:07:12,999 Got her ID? 1132 01:07:13,162 --> 01:07:14,368 This guy's Columbo! 1133 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,532 I have loads of photos. 1134 01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,646 This is her. 1135 01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:23,438 A Tarentaise. 1136 01:07:24,673 --> 01:07:25,947 She's pretty. 1137 01:07:26,108 --> 01:07:30,113 You know, my grandma used to have cows in the Alps. 1138 01:07:30,279 --> 01:07:32,691 We don't have time for family memories. 1139 01:07:32,848 --> 01:07:35,351 We don't care about Grandma. 1140 01:07:35,518 --> 01:07:37,555 - Or Grandpa. - Or anyone. 1141 01:07:40,489 --> 01:07:41,797 I'll go and ask. 1142 01:07:41,957 --> 01:07:42,957 Thank you. 1143 01:07:43,993 --> 01:07:46,166 Guys like him are useless! 1144 01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:47,466 I have a solution. 1145 01:07:47,630 --> 01:07:48,631 This. 1146 01:07:49,698 --> 01:07:51,678 No! He's a civil servant. 1147 01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:53,871 Put that away, this is France. 1148 01:07:54,036 --> 01:07:55,709 Philippe, trust me. 1149 01:07:56,672 --> 01:07:57,912 It might work. 1150 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:22,008 - This is getting awkward. - Not at all. 1151 01:08:22,364 --> 01:08:23,866 All right... 1152 01:08:24,266 --> 01:08:27,907 There's a farm nearby for animals bound for the abattoir. 1153 01:08:28,204 --> 01:08:29,945 They close at 5, so hurry. 1154 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,949 About time! Thank you! 1155 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:35,021 Thank you, sir. All my best to your grandmother. 1156 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,555 No damn signal! 1157 01:08:44,253 --> 01:08:46,062 Why the hell am I here? 1158 01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:51,799 In the sticks with the Duke of Winchester and Cheb Khaled! 1159 01:08:54,063 --> 01:08:55,269 How d'you lose a cow? 1160 01:08:55,598 --> 01:08:57,271 How does your mind work? 1161 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,439 Your dad was weird too. 1162 01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:02,747 I told Dad not to let Naima marry you. 1163 01:09:02,905 --> 01:09:05,317 If you're not happy, you marry her! 1164 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:08,080 Your kids will have your mum's mug! 1165 01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:18,992 Bravo, Fatah. "Your mum's mug." 1166 01:09:19,321 --> 01:09:21,232 - Very funny. - It isn't. 1167 01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:22,390 It is. 1168 01:09:23,225 --> 01:09:24,670 No, it's not funny. 1169 01:09:26,562 --> 01:09:28,269 Philippe! Stop, please! 1170 01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:30,000 I saw Jacqueline! 1171 01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:31,670 Hurry! 1172 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,821 That's my friend's cow. 1173 01:09:48,984 --> 01:09:50,964 I'm taking her to the abattoir. 1174 01:09:51,420 --> 01:09:54,526 You've become a star since you were on TV. 1175 01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:58,597 You have a Facebook page. Samir set it up. 1176 01:09:59,261 --> 01:10:01,366 Look at the comments. 1177 01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:03,766 "Super hick and his cow." 1178 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,273 "LOL pears." 1179 01:10:05,668 --> 01:10:06,806 Pears... 1180 01:10:07,102 --> 01:10:08,547 "Boulayoune rules!" 1181 01:10:08,704 --> 01:10:10,615 Yeah, Boulayoune! Fatah... 1182 01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:13,211 Look, Jacqueline. 1183 01:10:15,110 --> 01:10:16,646 Big day tomorrow, baby. 1184 01:10:16,812 --> 01:10:18,792 Fatah will take good care of you. 1185 01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:21,485 You'll be as pretty as a bride. Right, Fatah? 1186 01:10:23,786 --> 01:10:26,027 I'll show Philippe. You don't give a damn. 1187 01:10:26,789 --> 01:10:27,790 Look! 1188 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,363 The guys have done a video. 1189 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,836 It's going viral. 1190 01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:36,568 30,000 hits in two days! 1191 01:10:37,633 --> 01:10:39,340 What does Fatah care? 1192 01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:43,675 You don't know Facebook, you live in a damn chateau. 1193 01:10:44,139 --> 01:10:46,176 He has to keep going for his fans. 1194 01:10:47,176 --> 01:10:49,383 Look at the state he's in. 1195 01:10:49,545 --> 01:10:51,388 No one made him come. 1196 01:10:52,014 --> 01:10:54,858 My dad worked wonders so he could do the trip. 1197 01:10:55,017 --> 01:10:58,191 It's a matter of honour for the whole village. 1198 01:10:58,354 --> 01:11:01,767 He doesn't care about honour. What matters to him is dignity. 1199 01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:03,904 Why d'you keep defending him? 1200 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,595 Why d'you help him? 1201 01:11:06,495 --> 01:11:09,066 No reason. Because he asked me to. 1202 01:11:09,231 --> 01:11:10,574 Yeah, sure. 1203 01:11:13,502 --> 01:11:15,038 You're gay for baldies? 1204 01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:18,249 That's right, I'm "gay for baldies". 1205 01:11:18,407 --> 01:11:19,407 So say it! 1206 01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:21,877 - You like the bare look. - Right. 1207 01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:24,456 No harm in it. I respect frankness. 1208 01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:28,561 I'm going to bed. I've heard enough for one evening. 1209 01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:29,752 Good night. 1210 01:11:30,552 --> 01:11:31,758 Good night, Fatah. 1211 01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:35,361 Hey, Fatah, his secret's out! 1212 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:38,897 He's all over the Web this week. 1213 01:11:39,061 --> 01:11:40,802 He's walking his cow across France 1214 01:11:40,929 --> 01:11:42,135 to the Agricultural Show. 1215 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:44,141 This week's media darling. 1216 01:11:44,433 --> 01:11:46,640 This latest Twitter phenomenon. 1217 01:11:46,902 --> 01:11:48,973 Everything he does is observed, 1218 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:51,641 commented on and copied by some. 1219 01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:53,912 His name is Fatah Bellabbes 1220 01:11:54,076 --> 01:11:57,649 and it's obvious why everyone's mad about him. 1221 01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,051 Many French people identify 1222 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:01,787 with Fatah Bellabbes. 1223 01:12:01,950 --> 01:12:04,453 They see a simple man living his dream 1224 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:06,964 and everyone would like to do the same. 1225 01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:12,135 I love this guy! He's a total blast! 1226 01:12:12,294 --> 01:12:14,240 Support him a! the Agricultural Show, 1227 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,934 with his cow. 1228 01:12:16,098 --> 01:12:17,304 Fatah we love you! 1229 01:12:17,433 --> 01:12:19,106 #FatahweLoveYou. 1230 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,335 Go, Fatah! 1231 01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:22,279 See you same time tomorrow. 1232 01:12:22,438 --> 01:12:24,440 A! the Agricultural Show, 1233 01:12:24,573 --> 01:12:26,610 support Fatah and Jacqueline 1234 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:28,613 And remember: 1235 01:12:28,777 --> 01:12:30,518 “It was the pears, not me!“ 1236 01:12:30,813 --> 01:12:33,987 “It was the pears!“ 1237 01:12:34,783 --> 01:12:36,126 Fatah! Fatah! 1238 01:12:40,322 --> 01:12:42,324 We love you, baby! We're with you! 1239 01:12:44,259 --> 01:12:45,329 Hessian! 1240 01:12:46,962 --> 01:12:48,441 Hassan, wake up! 1241 01:12:48,597 --> 01:12:49,597 He's gone. 1242 01:12:50,799 --> 01:12:53,370 Fatah's gone and Jacqueline too. 1243 01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:55,537 - They're both gone. - Who'? 1244 01:12:55,704 --> 01:12:56,876 Get up! 1245 01:12:59,341 --> 01:13:00,341 I knew it. 1246 01:13:00,476 --> 01:13:03,047 You should have said so yesterday. 1247 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:05,021 I could tell he'd leave. 1248 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,853 The guy's a weasel. 1249 01:13:07,282 --> 01:13:09,057 On competition day too! 1250 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:10,955 300 km from Paris. 1251 01:13:13,956 --> 01:13:15,833 Isn't that him? Philippe, quick! 1252 01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:17,525 Fatah! 1253 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,641 What're you doing? Come with us. 1254 01:13:28,170 --> 01:13:31,913 I'm talking to you! Don't screw up! Paris is the other way! 1255 01:13:32,341 --> 01:13:35,015 We can get to the Show in time. Get in! 1256 01:13:35,677 --> 01:13:37,554 You can't stay here. 1257 01:13:37,713 --> 01:13:39,192 Get in and we'll talk. 1258 01:13:39,348 --> 01:13:41,988 I don't need anyone! I don't give a damn! 1259 01:13:45,754 --> 01:13:47,256 Algeria is watching you. 1260 01:13:47,523 --> 01:13:49,400 You're on TV, the Net... 1261 01:13:49,558 --> 01:13:51,367 And you're giving LIP! 1262 01:13:51,527 --> 01:13:54,269 You only care about yourself! 1263 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,738 - Me? - You're selfish! 1264 01:13:55,898 --> 01:13:58,071 I care about everyone but me! 1265 01:13:58,233 --> 01:14:00,338 I'm sick of you and everyone else! 1266 01:14:00,569 --> 01:14:02,776 I'll do a depression like Philippe! 1267 01:14:03,705 --> 01:14:06,447 Jacqueline's a mess! She looks like a bum! 1268 01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:08,711 How can I go to Paris? 1269 01:14:09,745 --> 01:14:12,453 Naima is leaving me. It's all over! 1270 01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:14,093 Just let me go! 1271 01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:15,091 Naima? 1272 01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:17,252 She sent me to the police station! 1273 01:14:17,686 --> 01:14:19,131 She called yesterday. 1274 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:22,758 She was happy to hear we'd found your cow. 1275 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:24,968 I didn't want to tell you. 1276 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:28,434 - She wanted to talk to me? - Yes. 1277 01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:36,115 Are the girls well? 1278 01:14:36,872 --> 01:14:37,872 Yes. 1279 01:14:40,108 --> 01:14:41,815 You go! my letter? 1280 01:14:42,945 --> 01:14:43,945 Yes. 1281 01:14:47,216 --> 01:14:48,820 You don't want a divorce? 1282 01:14:51,453 --> 01:14:52,453 Good. 1283 01:14:53,622 --> 01:14:55,158 You'll write another? 1284 01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:56,997 You liked it? 1285 01:15:00,262 --> 01:15:02,765 All right, if you want. 1286 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,248 Have you go! Cathy's address? 1287 01:15:10,405 --> 01:15:11,850 This Cathy... 1288 01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:13,486 Show some respect! 1289 01:15:14,076 --> 01:15:15,419 I don't believe it! 1290 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:21,317 That Cathy's hot. ls she married? 1291 01:15:21,783 --> 01:15:24,423 Come on, Philippe, faster! 1292 01:15:24,686 --> 01:15:28,532 I'm doing my best. It's an old van, not a racecar. 1293 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,004 You live in a chateau and drive an old van? 1294 01:15:35,163 --> 01:15:35,800 Yes. 1295 01:15:36,131 --> 01:15:37,371 I do what I can. 1296 01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:41,310 Philippe, what is your thing? What are you exactly? 1297 01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:42,676 What do you mean? 1298 01:15:43,005 --> 01:15:44,643 A count, a viscount, a duke? 1299 01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:46,447 A count. 1300 01:15:46,608 --> 01:15:49,054 Does a count make a good living? 1301 01:15:49,845 --> 01:15:52,052 I have to stop for fuel. 1302 01:15:53,649 --> 01:15:55,287 I guess not. 1303 01:15:56,051 --> 01:15:58,895 I don't get it. D'you have money or not? 1304 01:15:59,955 --> 01:16:00,955 I'm broke. 1305 01:16:01,657 --> 01:16:04,160 I had money once. Well, the family did. 1306 01:16:04,326 --> 01:16:07,205 But it's all gone. The house is mortgaged. 1307 01:16:07,362 --> 01:16:09,069 A count overdrawn! 1308 01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:11,900 Not bad. 1309 01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:13,569 A play on words. 1310 01:16:14,136 --> 01:16:15,672 She'll be perfect. 1311 01:16:15,837 --> 01:16:17,248 Beautiful! 1312 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:19,079 Can she get nasty? 1313 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:21,585 Only if you get too close. 1314 01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:42,042 Yes, we're on our way. 1315 01:16:42,197 --> 01:16:43,835 We're speeding along. 1316 01:16:45,901 --> 01:16:49,212 We're not far off, but traffic's heavy. 1317 01:16:50,872 --> 01:16:53,682 We have to go or they'll start without us. 1318 01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:55,376 Where's Fatah? 1319 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:57,685 He took Jacqueline for a walk. 1320 01:16:57,846 --> 01:17:00,122 - What was it? - It was the pears! 1321 01:17:01,216 --> 01:17:03,025 Think you're Michael Bolton? 1322 01:17:04,252 --> 01:17:05,458 C'mon, move it! 1323 01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:11,799 Fatah Bellabbes is apparently on his way 1324 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,940 for today's competition. 1325 01:17:14,196 --> 01:17:16,039 But the rules are strict. 1326 01:17:16,398 --> 01:17:19,868 To take pan, he must arrive before the competition begins. 1327 01:17:20,035 --> 01:17:21,537 Why are you here today? 1328 01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:24,411 We're hereto represent Fatah! 1329 01:17:25,273 --> 01:17:27,480 Fatah crossed Algeria! 1330 01:17:28,076 --> 01:17:30,249 He go! to France and never said die! 1331 01:17:31,413 --> 01:17:33,950 People tried to cramp his smile. 1332 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,824 Bu! Fatah keeps his word! 1333 01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:37,793 Thank you! 1334 01:17:37,953 --> 01:17:39,990 Pears for Jacqueline! 1335 01:17:44,426 --> 01:17:48,135 We're getting close. I smell Paris. C'mon, Philippe. 1336 01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:51,671 We need you to tell us about the famous Tarines. 1337 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:53,278 You know them well. 1338 01:17:53,435 --> 01:17:56,814 They're from the Alps, from the Tarentaise Valley. 1339 01:17:56,972 --> 01:17:59,179 A fine breed, the Tarentaise or Tarine. 1340 01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:00,615 A fine milk cow 1341 01:18:00,776 --> 01:18:04,121 well adapted to the steep Alpine terrain. 1342 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,252 - Well'.7 - Still not here. 1343 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:11,159 We can't wait. I'm out of stuff to say. 1344 01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:13,162 You can't start without him! 1345 01:18:13,321 --> 01:18:15,597 Take the left lane here. 1346 01:18:15,757 --> 01:18:16,997 Paris is beautiful! 1347 01:18:17,592 --> 01:18:19,697 Look! Women in mini-skirts! 1348 01:18:21,663 --> 01:18:24,769 - You've never seen one before? - Nope. Never. 1349 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:26,534 Philippe! 1350 01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:29,377 Stop so I can take a photo for the kids! 1351 01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:32,175 - We don't have time. - We're late. 1352 01:18:32,340 --> 01:18:35,617 - I promised the girls. - Out of the question! 1353 01:18:36,945 --> 01:18:39,186 Let's go, we're really late. 1354 01:18:39,347 --> 01:18:40,553 Thank you! Ni Philippe. 1355 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:43,720 - Start the competition. - You can't! 1356 01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:45,956 - I have no choice. - You do! 1357 01:18:50,992 --> 01:18:53,836 Let's welcome our first contestant. 1358 01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:57,542 This is Ondine from the Tarentaise. 1359 01:18:58,700 --> 01:18:59,700 There! 1360 01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,741 Back up! 1361 01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:03,746 - Back up! - I can't see. 1362 01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:05,009 This is it. 1363 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:12,480 Stop here! 1364 01:19:20,522 --> 01:19:21,592 Quick, Jacqueline. 1365 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:22,757 We're here! 1366 01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:27,673 All right, nice and slowly... 1367 01:19:27,829 --> 01:19:29,740 I'm sorry, you're too late. 1368 01:19:30,031 --> 01:19:32,011 But it's not over yet! 1369 01:19:32,167 --> 01:19:33,840 Those are the rules... 1370 01:19:34,002 --> 01:19:36,608 He's travelled 2,000 km. 1371 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:38,547 You can't turn him away. 1372 01:19:38,707 --> 01:19:40,015 It's not possible. 1373 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:43,582 I'm a farmer myself. I understand the situation. 1374 01:19:44,012 --> 01:19:47,425 He's come from Algeria. It's an exceptional event. 1375 01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:49,356 Stop him! 1376 01:19:49,518 --> 01:19:52,965 Now here's another Tarine from Auvergne. 1377 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:56,068 This is Jeanciane from Puy de Sancy. 1378 01:19:56,224 --> 01:20:00,229 Farmers in Auvergne make their cheese with... 1379 01:20:00,395 --> 01:20:03,239 Can I say something? It's really important. 1380 01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,043 Do you know Fatah? 1381 01:20:07,469 --> 01:20:08,914 So you know Jacqueline? 1382 01:20:10,539 --> 01:20:11,609 What was it? 1383 01:20:11,773 --> 01:20:13,252 The pears! 1384 01:20:13,408 --> 01:20:14,887 Do you want to see them? 1385 01:20:15,977 --> 01:20:17,320 Fatah! Fatah! 1386 01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:20,650 Let's fetch them. They're just outside! 1387 01:20:23,118 --> 01:20:24,222 This is hot! 1388 01:20:24,419 --> 01:20:27,332 What's going on? I can't control them! 1389 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:29,059 They want him to compete. 1390 01:20:29,224 --> 01:20:31,465 Be reasonable, please. 1391 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:36,270 All right, go on. 1392 01:20:37,065 --> 01:20:39,443 - Come on, beauty, hurry. - Thank you! 1393 01:20:52,814 --> 01:20:53,814 Ready? 1394 01:20:53,982 --> 01:20:55,655 Jacqueline! Jacqueline! 1395 01:20:57,819 --> 01:21:00,197 We're live. The journey's finally over. 1396 01:21:00,355 --> 01:21:02,357 Yes, I made it! 1397 01:21:02,624 --> 01:21:04,103 Just in time. 1398 01:21:04,259 --> 01:21:08,366 Yes. As they say, "No need to rush, just leave early." 1399 01:21:09,030 --> 01:21:10,634 - Good luck. - Thank you. 1400 01:21:12,434 --> 01:21:14,209 He's here! 1401 01:21:16,204 --> 01:21:18,150 You've been waiting for him! 1402 01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:20,786 You've followed his journey on TV, 1403 01:21:20,942 --> 01:21:22,944 in the media, in social networks... 1404 01:21:23,311 --> 01:21:26,815 Let's hear it for Mr Fatah Bellabbes 1405 01:21:27,282 --> 01:21:29,193 and his cow Jacqueline! 1406 01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:34,899 What an incredible journey! 1407 01:21:39,861 --> 01:21:41,363 Jacqueline! Jacqueline! 1408 01:21:41,630 --> 01:21:43,200 Let's hear it for them! 1409 01:21:44,532 --> 01:21:46,068 Jacqueline superstar! 1410 01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:51,172 She's greeting her fans! 1411 01:21:56,378 --> 01:21:59,052 Give them a big hand. It's incredible! 1412 01:21:59,214 --> 01:22:01,694 What a triumph! Step closer... 1413 01:22:01,883 --> 01:22:04,022 Mr Fatah Bellabbes! 1414 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:10,760 I think the jury is about to reach a decision... 1415 01:22:11,026 --> 01:22:14,997 I think our friend Renaud has some good news for us. 1416 01:22:15,163 --> 01:22:16,403 Go ahead, Renaud. 1417 01:22:16,564 --> 01:22:20,034 Given the very warm reaction 1418 01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:21,544 from the public, 1419 01:22:21,703 --> 01:22:25,014 the jury and the Shaw's organizers are delighted 1420 01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:29,121 to award Mr Bellabbes a very special prize, 1421 01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:30,881 the People's Award! 1422 01:22:31,846 --> 01:22:34,588 The People's Award for Mr Fatah Bellabbes! 1423 01:22:40,188 --> 01:22:45,069 Mr Bellabbes, you're here in Paris after an incredible journey... 1424 01:22:45,226 --> 01:22:48,139 Let's have a few words for your fans. 1425 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:53,038 Thank you! If I'd known you were all waiting for me, 1426 01:22:53,368 --> 01:22:55,314 I'd have come quicker! 1427 01:22:59,874 --> 01:23:02,912 A quick word for my wife back in Algeria. 1428 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,056 Naima, this is it! 1429 01:23:05,213 --> 01:23:07,284 I'm done! I'm coming home! 1430 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:12,328 Also, ladies and gentlemen, 1431 01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:16,731 give a big hand to the people who helped me to get here. 1432 01:23:16,891 --> 01:23:19,565 First, Hassan, my brother-in-law. 1433 01:23:19,728 --> 01:23:21,435 Hassan, say something! 1434 01:23:27,302 --> 01:23:29,304 Hamé Hamed, look a! your son! 1435 01:23:29,504 --> 01:23:32,747 He's well, married to a beautiful woman! 1436 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,282 She's blond 1437 01:23:34,809 --> 01:23:37,483 and he has two lovely kids. 1438 01:23:37,645 --> 01:23:39,488 Say something to your dad. 1439 01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:40,849 Ifs true, Dad. 1440 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:44,589 I have a beautiful wife and two great kids. 1441 01:23:44,753 --> 01:23:47,632 Inch'Allah, we'll come to see you soon. 1442 01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:54,033 Now, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it 1443 01:23:54,195 --> 01:23:57,938 for someone who helped me out when I was in the shit. 1444 01:23:58,099 --> 01:23:59,271 Ladies and gentlemen, 1445 01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:01,175 let's hear it for Mr Philippe! 1446 01:24:02,537 --> 01:24:03,537 Come on! 1447 01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,844 Look, there he is! 1448 01:24:08,543 --> 01:24:11,490 Ladies and gentlemen, the Count of Quirvili! 1449 01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:15,021 You want to say something, Philippe? 1450 01:24:15,183 --> 01:24:16,526 Go ahead. 1451 01:24:19,521 --> 01:24:20,829 Go on, Philippe. 1452 01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:23,235 Fatah... 1453 01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:26,632 You left Algeria with Jacqueline... 1454 01:24:27,495 --> 01:24:29,634 You're here at the Agricultural Show. 1455 01:24:30,165 --> 01:24:32,543 You've journeyed across the sea, 1456 01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:35,306 you've journeyed across France. 1457 01:24:35,537 --> 01:24:38,484 But you've mainly journeyed in our hearts. 1458 01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:41,820 Thank you, Philippe! Thank you! 1459 01:24:42,010 --> 01:24:43,387 Thank you, my friend. 1460 01:24:46,648 --> 01:24:48,650 And one last thing... 1461 01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:51,923 for my village in Algeria, Boulayoune... 1462 01:24:54,055 --> 01:24:55,693 The photos weren't my fault. 1463 01:24:56,157 --> 01:24:58,228 It was the pears! 1464 01:25:11,906 --> 01:25:13,112 Long live France! 1465 01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,845 Long live Charles de Gaulle Etoile! 1466 01:25:18,046 --> 01:25:20,583 Long live the Agricultural Show! 97068