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You have a honey now?
Since when?
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Let it ride.
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Done stuff with her?
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But that guy's a dick.
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He's a walking butthole!
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l'm killing myself...
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Turn on the sex ray.
Walk over and lock lips.
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Rape her too? Great advice!
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You may not get the chance again.
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Don't you ever make a move?
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l'm the Arabic romantic type.
Plus l'm onto Laura.
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Ok, here l go!
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Hi there. Ok?
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Who are you?
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l guess you wouldn't want
to go out with me?
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No.
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Well?
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lt looks good.
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She just split up with a guy
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and isn't ready for anything
too volcanic yet.
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You see. Always make a move.
Always.
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THE FRENCH KlSSERS
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Your hair's really classy.
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Yeah?
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This is kind of awkward...
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Don't let anyone see us.
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You can keep a secret, right?
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l heard what you said to Leslie.
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lt was cute. She doesn't know
what she's missing.
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l was thinking we could meet later,
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then go to my place and make love.
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l want a man's body close to mine.
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But only if you want to, ok?
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l want to. You bet l do!
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See you later.
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Laura was supposed to be mine!
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Yeah, but l make the moves.
On your advice.
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She's dumped Loic?
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He'll beat you to a pulp.
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She's dumb.
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She's so hot.
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Her eyes are blue as detergent.
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Maybe you'll shag her.
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l'll kill myself if you do.
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No, first you, then myself.
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Go, Lucky Strike!
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The TV mag.
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Mahmoud...
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What now?
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- l blow you in the toilets.
- Yeah?
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With a mug like that?
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Well?
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What's that?
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The biology test.
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- There's a test?
- Yeah, a test.
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''Yeah, a test.''
Stupid cow.
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- You knew?
- There's no test.
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- There's a test?
- Shit, l forgot!
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You jerks, he told us two weeks ago.
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lt'll be just another crap grade
for you.
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Let me see.
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lt's too late to revise now!
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''lt's too late now.''
Are you dumb or what?
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What a clown!
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ln-flight collision
between Herv� and my bag.
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Got any cash?
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Hey, it's Moumoud!
Moumoud, the class hood!
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ls it you, Moumoud?
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Think you're tough,
big boy in the 'hood?
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He's paying
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for massacring innocents
in a previous life.
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Hands down.
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Who is this brute?
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- Loic, ma'am.
- lt wasn't me.
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Silence. You're in detention!
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Put that cross away!
Very pretty...
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l was revising till midnight.
l'm beat.
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Let me see the test.
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- Yeah, let's see.
- Cut it out.
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What's it on? Penetration?
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Piss off, will you!
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ls there a test today?
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Camel, hearing you makes me want
to go back to bed. Sit down.
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Sir, you said the test was next week.
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- ls it next week?
- Sure, Benjamin. Sit down.
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ls there a test?
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You're not all going to ask
the same question.
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You noted it
and l told you four times.
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Herv�, you only need your pencil case.
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Aurore, sit down.
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ls there really a test?
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Didn't you note it down?
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- Yes, l did.
- That's good.
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l noted there was a test.
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That's good, Oc�ane.
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Quiet.
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Loic, pass this back.
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From all the girls.
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Yeah?
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UR AN UGLY SHlTHED
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What is it?
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What is it?
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Goodbye.
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Come and see, sweetheart.
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lt's a disaster. Look.
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My washing's filthy.
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Boxers, T-shirts, socks...
l'll have to do it all again.
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lt stinks of shit!
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Don't be so vulgar.
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No idea what it is.
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lt's from your teacher's balcony
upstairs.
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l looked but he says
it's not from his place.
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He touched me up in the elevator.
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He touched my cock like this.
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Stupid, that's not funny.
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No one will believe you
if it ever happens
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and it'll ruin your life.
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Thanks, l can count on you.
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l'm sorry.
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Hold on, people can see us.
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Fifteenth Street
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Hello, everybody,
and welcome to your very own show.
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This week's class...
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Know what l found in my e-mail
at the agency?
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No, tell me.
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Your report. Sent by e-mail.
Very modern.
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You liked it. Was it a blast?
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lt's not brilliant.
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Can't you get more than 1 0?
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1 0 is better than less.
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They can't throw me out now anyway.
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l wish you'd get 1 1 or 1 2 for once.
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l'd see you making progress.
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Like a plant growing.
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But you creep over the ground.
See what l mean?
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You're a poet now?
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Your teachers never put
''room for improvement''.
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lt's always ''average''.
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There's less and less room
for average people.
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Nice pasta bake, huh?
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l loved that as a kid.
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- You're weird.
- That's depression.
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You get all nostalgic.
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l have to express it.
How else can l share it?
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Herv�...
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Be nice...
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to your mother.
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Move your damn feet.
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Come right on in!
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Sorry.
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No, l'm busy.
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Calm down,
l just need to put this away.
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l want some peace!
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- To masturbate?
- Enough!
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Get out!
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From 6 to 8 daily,
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your techno wake-up on Bretunes.
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Megamix.
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Fuck...
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So, remember, if B, D and K
are equal to zero...
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l get on the bus, hold the pole,
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and l get this really wild hard-on.
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Electromagnetic waves cause that.
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ln your cock,
you have these receivers
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that react to engines.
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The waves dilate the veins,
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they fill with blood
and you get hard.
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lt's hell in construction.
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The guys on bulldozers
have wood all day long.
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l wouldn't mind driving one.
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l have your homework.
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From last time.
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lt looks as if most of you
don't understand coordinates.
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We'll review that.
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Can you do it in order?
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- Good idea.
- No!
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To see our ranking,
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how we're evolving.
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That requires a debate
but there's no time now.
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- l think we want a debate, sir.
- Who asked you?
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Sir, Wulfran is class rep.
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We elected him.
He can do something for once,
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so let him.
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Sit down.
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Who wants to vote on a debate?
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Looks like the majority.
A debate's in order.
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Sit down.
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- What is this?
- Ranking is good.
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- You're nuts.
- You're a total crypto-fascist.
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You said it. You're nuts.
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Life is all about ranking.
The strong crush the weak.
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l like a chick's feet best.
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When l look at a shoe's creases,
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l know if a chick has pretty feet.
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You're a total deviant fetishist.
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So who has pretty feet?
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- Laura?
- Pretty feet.
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- The history teacher.
- So-so.
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- Jennifer?
- No, ugly feet.
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Aurore.
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Yeah, not bad feet l'd say.
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Me?
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Yours are gross.
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Your face tells me that.
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Thanks a lot.
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No room here!
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Get lost.
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We could have let him.
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We don't have to.
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When do we get a chick?
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Jennifer,
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l love you. And my love, see,
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is like an ocean.
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And you're the beach.
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Will you be my beach?
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Yeah.
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Fuck, no!
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Hello.
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Do you have a double-bass score
by Mozart?
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Everything's over there.
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You again? Stop pissing me off!
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What are you staring at?
Get lost!
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Move it!
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Move it!
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Hey, you two apes up there,
cut it out!
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For Christ's sake...
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- What?
- Excuse me...
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Have you seen a man, aged 40,
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smoking all the time?
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l'm sorry, l don't understand.
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My husband went out. There are riots.
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De Gaulle has fled.
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Didn't you know?
This is the future.
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They just thawed you out.
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Talk about heartless.
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Hey, it's funny.
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More mail order?
Can't we get a real porn mag?
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These are real girls. lt's good.
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Look, it's rare.
A collector's item.
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La Redoute 1 986.
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l took it from my gran's
after she died.
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Noticed?
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The photos aren't touched up
like nowadays.
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Look, you can see
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their pussies and nipples.
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Silky soft breasts...
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Silky, thick breasts, like your hair!
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That's my style.
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Hi.
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That old woman was weird.
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Yeah.
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- Think it's Alzheimer's?
- Probably.
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lmagine us like that.
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Yeah! We'll get cancer!
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- Turn your Arab music down.
- Knock!
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We share this bathroom.
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What were you doing?
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Masturbating?
Thinking of what?
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Of you!
Jesus, haven't you heard of privacy?
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l gave birth to you,
so spare me privacy.
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You piss me off, ok!
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You piss me off!
l'm sick of it!
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You fucking piss me off!
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Back off or l'll call
the abused kids' helpline!
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So call it. Call it!
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You'll have a great life in a home!
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You piss me off!
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Yes, it'd be great!
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Every day, you're here
busting my balls about jerking off!
270
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,551
You piss me off!
271
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,797
You can't jerk off in peace
around here!
272
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,279
l don't believe it.
273
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,072
Shit, it sucks.
274
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,119
- What's up?
- lt's bad.
275
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,435
Yeah?
276
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,794
Why are you crying?
277
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,149
What's going on?
278
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,635
- Good news: Loic's dead.
- No kidding?
279
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,159
What killed him?
280
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,632
The main thing is he's dead.
281
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,513
''My sweet wife,
282
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,188
''l'm writing this on a flat stone
283
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,118
''amid the mud and shells,
284
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,629
''between two showers of icy rain.
285
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,436
''l don't know if it will reach you.
l'd rather not think about that.''
286
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,632
What was it? An overdose?
287
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,195
Meningitis.
288
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,233
He was doing this
like he had a stiff neck.
289
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,353
They'll quarantine us.
290
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,360
l bet loads of us are condemned.
291
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,239
You're losing it, dude.
292
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,469
The gang of four,
293
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,230
you could at least listen
with a little respect.
294
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,434
Are you sensitive?
295
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,396
Deep inside.
296
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,832
Are you totally frozen up?
297
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,877
No, sir, we're not frozen up.
298
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,592
Glad to hear it, Camel.
299
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,915
l'll carry on.
300
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,352
''A new offensive
has led us into battle.''
301
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,954
Herv�, l'll do you a turd burger.
302
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,349
Fuck!
303
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,389
Loic, death is not always the end.
304
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,352
lt can be a beginning too.
305
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,595
Can't it, ma'am?
306
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,279
Yes, that's true.
307
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,155
lt's like your final exam.
You think it's an end
308
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,316
but it's the start of a new era.
309
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,071
Plus, you're a good student.
310
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,354
What happened?
311
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,471
lt was the tap, it's not piss.
312
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,149
Loic's granddad died.
313
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,391
His granddad! l thought...
314
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,793
Are your grandparents dead?
315
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,549
Yeah, in a crash when l was tiny.
l don't remember them.
316
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,591
Crushed, all four in one go.
317
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,714
Mine are alive.
318
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,309
lt'd be weird if they died.
l love them.
319
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,036
Don't worry, they won't die.
320
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,316
They will one day but not yet.
321
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,432
Grandparents usually die
at a really old age.
322
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,319
Are yours average old?
323
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,476
Yeah.
324
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,796
Average means they'll never die.
325
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,672
Well, they will but...
326
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:20,951
Thanks.
327
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,832
Within the walls of Saint Malo,
see Brittany's top rap artists:
328
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:31,158
Armor Ghetto, Rennes en Force,
Les Cousins de Lamballe and others.
329
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:36,434
With, for this new festival,
50 Cent as the event's sponsor.
330
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,392
A historic event...
331
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,079
Historic...
332
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,236
Fuck!
333
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,798
French: hand in essay
on historikal dude.
334
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,319
''And so Curtis Jackson,
335
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,672
''alias 50 Cent, wouldn't be a star
if he'd died after the attack
336
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,110
''linked to his various deals.
337
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:07,399
''As he said, ''Guys want me dead
but l'm immortal, nigga.''
338
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,989
l'm not sure about the conclusion.
339
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,191
lt's kind of clumsy.
340
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,674
lt's what he said.
341
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,314
Maybe, but it could be more forceful.
342
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,632
And l'm not sure
50 Cent is a historical figure.
343
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,115
C'mon, he's totally historical!
344
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,672
Did the guy who shot him
say anything first?
345
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,955
Yeah...
346
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,472
''Fuckin' nigga wise guy.
Who d'you think you are, nigga?''
347
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,189
Ok.
348
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,159
Benjamin, Meryl...
349
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,032
l'm scared l might faint.
350
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,356
Faint while you do it!
351
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,109
Follow the cones.
Memorise the path.
352
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,673
You'll get over it.
353
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,390
Follow the cones. Good!
354
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,353
Memorise the path.
355
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,439
Gently. That's good.
356
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:06,829
Not bad. Useless!
357
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,439
She helped you out?
358
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,995
lt's a sex thing!
359
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,674
Sure, genius.
360
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,518
Blindfolds, l said.
361
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,312
Herv�, Camel, you now.
362
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,435
Laura's crying.
Loic just dumped her.
363
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,355
Camel, pathetic!
364
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,755
- Are you ok?
- Belt up, you ugly cow!
365
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,632
l don't hear the whistle?
366
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,838
Your bag's so heavy!
367
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,635
What's in it?
368
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,439
- You steal stuff?
- No.
369
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,232
Let me see.
370
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,152
l steal. l got this today.
371
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,473
- What for?
- No idea. lt's a buzz.
372
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,238
A really big buzz.
373
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,279
Each time,
l tell myself it's the last.
374
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,516
That's when it gets really good.
375
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,554
l often dump the stuff.
Stealing's the best part.
376
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,549
Don't you get that?
377
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,670
No.
378
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,872
Usually, l prefer to buy
but stealing's cool.
379
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,839
Girls like broken noses.
380
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,555
They're kind of sexy and virile,
like boxers.
381
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,718
l'm no big fan though.
382
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,996
l hope mine's not broken.
lt's huge enough already.
383
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,635
Does it hurt?
384
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,310
- lf l do this, does it hurt?
- Fuck!
385
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,519
Must be tough kissing.
386
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,635
Gotta go.
387
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,033
What's taking so long?
388
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,076
Piss off, asshole.
389
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,270
Hi.
390
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,479
Busy Saturday night?
391
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,590
Saturday? l don't like
going out much on Saturdays.
392
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,758
lt's the only day l get to rest, see.
393
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:04,715
My sister's having a party
for her business school diploma.
394
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,991
l can invite some pals.
395
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:12,632
l don't know if l'm busy.
l'll let you know.
396
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,395
Hi.
397
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,313
l'm free. Can l come?
398
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,709
Well, listen...
399
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,636
l'll see.
400
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,230
Are people like Laura going?
ls Laura going?
401
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,755
Well, listen...
402
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,635
l have to go.
403
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,833
She wants your body!
404
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,395
Bullshit.
She can invite pals.
405
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,079
She insisted on ''pals''.
406
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,189
She wants your body.
l'll hook Laura, Arabic-style.
407
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,759
Gimme the banana.
408
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,795
Pass me the brew.
409
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,755
Are you all set?
410
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,476
There's a corpse-like mood...
411
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,788
Let's get started.
412
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,913
Satan, Prince of Darkness,
413
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,473
allow your children
to speak to the dead.
414
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,196
Satan, Prince of Darkness,
415
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,758
allow your children
to speak to the dead.
416
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,108
Who are you, Spirit of the Darkness?
417
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:31,556
Lucifer?
418
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,199
ls it you, Grandpa?
419
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,397
Hitler?
420
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,510
- Fuck, it's Hitler!
- Stop right there.
421
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,032
Ask him a question.
422
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,876
Hitler, will l get
to lock lips with Laura
423
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,792
or shag her at the party?
424
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,396
N...
425
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,189
O...
426
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,469
W...
427
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,272
A... Y.
428
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,752
Weird, Hitler saying, ''No way.''
429
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,831
Who'll get a chick first?
430
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,109
B...
431
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,710
E...
432
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:12,957
N.
433
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:13,831
Jerk!
434
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,268
You're heavy, dude!
435
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,994
l didn't move it.
436
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,997
My heart was pounding!
437
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,912
l wasn't moving it, ok!
438
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,189
This sucks anyway.
439
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,352
We should kill animals.
440
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,955
Let's get chickens from a pet shop.
441
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,992
- Right.
- Let's do the TV thing.
442
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,350
You tune to a scrambled channel,
443
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,996
call up spirits
and they create interference.
444
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,753
- That sucks.
- lt sucks.
445
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,469
All your ideas suck.
446
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,954
- You suck.
- Yeah, you suck.
447
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,919
You suck and you're fat.
448
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:47,631
My phone!
449
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,838
A phone? You only know us.
450
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,195
Shut up.
451
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,118
Hello, Mum?
452
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,435
''Hello, Mum''...
453
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,673
Could you tell Camel
not to come, please?
454
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,034
He's forcing himself in
and Laura won't come if he does.
455
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,674
lt's because he's an Arab, right?
456
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,393
Rubbish. That's not why.
457
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,751
He'll understand.
l'm like his big brother.
458
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,038
Can we come to Aurore's party?
459
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,117
- We'd like to come too.
- No way.
460
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,074
Try to get us in. Make an effort...
461
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,510
lt's not that big, there's no room.
462
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,196
lt's invitation only.
Some guests can't even come.
463
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,594
lt's touch and go for me.
464
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,392
You shit, you could ask.
465
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,273
Forget it.
They're glad to get rid of us.
466
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,277
l see what hypocrisy is now.
467
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,357
Get outta here. Give us a break.
468
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,633
- What do we do?
- l wanted to tell you...
469
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,673
l mean...
470
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,911
l might not be going.
471
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,358
l bet it'll suck, let's not go.
472
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,711
lt'll be a blast. lf you don't go
473
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,990
give me her address. l'll go.
474
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,429
You're nuts.
475
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,077
Emma on Mondrian.
476
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,754
Excellent. 1 8.
477
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,277
lt's not the end of the world.
You can improve.
478
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,315
''Only tears can heal,''
Oscar Wilde said.
479
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,992
1 4 and she's blubbing. What a joke.
480
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,913
Mahmoud...
481
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,750
Not a bad essay on Jimmy Carter.
482
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,992
1 7. Laura...
483
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,713
''The borderline experiences
484
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,673
''of a teacher
in Brittany's gay underworld.''
485
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:36,955
What's that?
486
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,629
Can you sign it?
487
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,549
Later.
488
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,155
Put that away.
489
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,155
Herv�...
490
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,277
An essay on an American rap artist...
491
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,873
50 Cents.
492
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,274
A bad start
493
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,153
but the conclusion sheds a new light.
Charming. 1 2.
494
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,639
Holy cow, 1 2 out of 20!
495
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,712
The best day of my life!
496
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,511
Camel, you chose Rocco Siffredi.
497
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,594
No historical relevance:
8 out of 20.
498
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,159
l worked my ass off!
499
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,755
Language.
500
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,193
Get out the soldiers' letters.
501
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,195
We'll carry on reading.
502
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,879
Lend us one, we forgot ours.
503
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,308
- Sure.
- Cool. Thanks.
504
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,555
Or rather no.
505
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,318
This is hypocrisy, see.
506
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,953
Don't be a shit, man.
507
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,037
l think we were up to...
508
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,033
page 1 29.
509
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:41,108
''A new offensive
has led us into battle.''
510
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,111
- Get down now.
- No, l'm ok.
511
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,959
Three heavy flow packs.
The violet ones.
512
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,718
Who's this l see?
513
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,189
My pal Herv�.
514
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,351
- Check, man. How goes it?
- Hello.
515
00:33:59,000 --> 00:33:59,637
Hello, ma'am.
516
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,555
Mr Jeanquatte, the year supervisor.
517
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,672
- Hello.
- Ma'am.
518
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,918
You must have plenty on your plate
with him.
519
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,957
He's a real hoodlum, Herv�.
520
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,389
Meaning?
521
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,190
lf he's trouble, let me know, ok.
522
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,833
No, he's one of the nicest kids
and he's well-behaved too.
523
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,512
He gets that from his father.
He's in the army.
524
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:28,508
Everyone has to get out of his way.
Herv�'s like that too.
525
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,228
Put him in detention,
it'll do him good.
526
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,873
Hello.
527
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,156
Herv�, 3C. And his mother.
528
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:41,995
We haven't finished.
529
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,349
We'll leave you to it.
530
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,671
Happy shopping.
531
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,995
- lt's a secret, ok?
- No problem, nigga.
532
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,996
Goodbye.
533
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,960
ls there a girl you're sweet on
at this party?
534
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,275
l bet there is.
535
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,194
You actually asked to come here today.
536
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,354
You want to dress up?
537
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,631
You know life inside out.
538
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,109
l know you.
539
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,436
l'm inside your head!
540
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,835
Look at the sweater!
541
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,872
l need one.
They all have one in my class.
542
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,196
- Please.
- No.
543
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,596
Top quality. lt'll last 5 years.
544
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,032
lt's an Arab thing. Hideous!
545
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:36,152
l am an Arab. Please...
546
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,673
You're not coming.
547
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,950
Leave your hair.
You're not coming.
548
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,879
- l'll just see where you're going.
- Stay here.
549
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,429
Come on.
550
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,434
Get lost now, ok.
551
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,551
- Sure this is it?
- Yes, l am.
552
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,159
Cut it out!
553
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,239
You're pissing me off!
554
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,840
V�ner? What're you doing here?
555
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,359
Aurore invited me.
556
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,994
Don't tell me you believed her?
557
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,239
Brought your woman?
558
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,836
- Who's this?
- My name's Herv�.
559
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,270
Come in. Don't just stand there.
560
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,075
l love your name.
561
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,397
l'm Constance.
562
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,992
Come and get a drink.
563
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,031
Herv�! This is Herv�.
564
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,800
My cousins:
Ludivine, Marie and Suzanne.
565
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,675
- Great sweater!
- Going out with our cousin?
566
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,030
- What? You're nuts!
- She's right.
567
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,310
You're dumb if you don't.
568
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,909
- He's way handsome!
- He's way ugly!
569
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,758
Yeah, he's ugly.
570
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,114
This is Herv�.
571
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,309
The bloody nose...
572
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,719
You're very cute though.
Hello.
573
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,876
Why did you say he was a bit...
574
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,191
Ok? What's wrong?
575
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,836
Nothing. l'm in shock.
The bar hit my nose really hard.
576
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,632
We hear a lot about you.
577
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,354
Hello. Well, good evening.
578
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,636
l'm his mother. My name's Zo�.
579
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,955
Delighted. V�ronique.
580
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,553
Tonight's party
581
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,797
is for my daughter's
business school diploma.
582
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,390
Just one child?
583
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,469
He's multiple. lt's like having loads.
584
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,189
How amusing.
585
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,029
Are you multiple too?
586
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,116
No, l'm depressive.
587
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:37,870
That's sad.
588
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,632
This is Eric, Anas' father.
We were at school together.
589
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,912
And Loic's father.
We went to the same school.
590
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,152
lt all brings back memories...
591
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,914
What does your Mum do?
592
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,556
She's trying to write
and she used to model too.
593
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,755
That's neat.
594
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,996
Want something to eat or drink?
595
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,673
No, no alcohol.
596
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,031
Aurore! Look who's here!
597
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,719
Eudes!
598
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,238
You look fabulous!
599
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,671
l'm hot, let's dance.
600
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,638
You're here, are you?
601
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,757
lt'll be a great night then.
602
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,949
You hunk!
603
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:42,112
Camel, it can't be here.
We're too far out of town.
604
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,038
Are you sure it's out here?
605
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,313
Yes, this is it.
606
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,510
Where?
607
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,794
Know what? l want you.
608
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,116
Shit!
609
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,312
Another stepmother to add to the list.
610
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,918
Know what we call my dad?
611
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,519
Dickman.
612
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,518
Only natural. He's hot.
613
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,878
- Want to dance?
- Yeah. l dance pretty well too.
614
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,429
St Gr�goire shopping mall! Asshole!
615
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,632
You really took me for a ride,
you bastard!
616
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,030
Want a drink?
617
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,549
He gave me the wrong address
on purpose.
618
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,916
Don't go out with this jerk.
619
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,756
They're together?
620
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,838
That's why l didn't want you to come.
621
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,436
Fuck!
622
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,552
La Redoute 1 986, page 320,
lingerie, on the couch.
623
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,756
That one's mine!
624
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,109
That one's mine!
625
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,070
That's Camel!
626
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:50,989
Want to dance?
627
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,517
What?
628
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,029
l screwed up.
He's a sex addict.
629
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,352
Big problem, he's married...
630
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,439
Ok, we're leaving!
631
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,798
l was an inch from lip-lock.
632
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,991
An inch away isn't spot on.
633
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,350
And Aurore's Mum is old and all.
634
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,358
You're nuts.
Mature women are the hottest.
635
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,913
She's hotmom.com.
636
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:17,950
What?
637
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,596
Really hot porn with mothers
banging teenage boys.
638
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,995
ls it any good?
639
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,873
My fave, so you can see why l'm happy.
640
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,878
You're going to give up on Laura now?
641
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,433
l can handle both.
642
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:31,436
Way to go!
643
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,229
- Not taking the bus?
- l'm walking.
644
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,714
On your own?
645
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,831
l don't have to be with people.
646
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,840
lt was a great party. Did it end well?
647
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:47,950
Yeah, great.
648
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,798
Laura's mad that Camel came.
649
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,992
He kept ogling my Mum's tits.
But it was great.
650
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,109
l was wondering...
651
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,194
Would you like to go out with me?
652
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,238
- With who?
- With me.
653
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,908
With you? Are you crazy?
654
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,793
Guys want to go out
rather than be friends. l'm too young.
655
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,152
When l'm older, ok,
but why bother at our age?
656
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,960
- But it's a great experience.
- No.
657
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,598
The thing is, see,
658
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,190
you need a safe
or you can't keep it at home.
659
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,355
lf you don't use a shooting range,
they can take it back.
660
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,432
lt must be cool having a gun.
661
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,396
Ok...
662
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,190
l'll be going.
663
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,272
l have an appointment at home.
664
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,113
Ok, see you.
665
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,592
You changed your mind?
666
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,319
Turn your tongue.
667
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,836
Hey, it's my snogging style.
668
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,238
We all have our own style.
669
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,318
Thank God everyone's different.
670
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,713
Who else have you kissed?
671
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,958
Other people.
672
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,434
Girls, ltalian girls.
673
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,752
l'm off. He's ogling us.
See you tomorrow.
674
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,679
Doing your homework?
675
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,870
We've seen
how action-reaction works
676
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,992
and how a gas injection
produces an impulse...
677
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,156
Tongue and all? And the drool?
678
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,635
Doesn't it run out the side?
679
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,150
lt just happens naturally.
lt gets sucked back in.
680
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,239
Your mouth's a sucker?
681
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,635
The movement keeps the drool in.
682
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,071
There's a current,
like with a boat's propeller.
683
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,713
What movement?
684
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,229
The tongues turn. l'll show you.
685
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:14,356
There.
686
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,518
Change direction now.
687
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,275
What's going on?
688
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:25,434
This part of the nozzle
becomes broader...
689
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,749
Camel...
690
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,678
l'll let you kiss me.
691
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,473
Ok, go on then.
692
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,238
Dare you to kiss her now.
693
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,793
Think l made it up?
694
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,319
A quick kiss is nothing.
695
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,269
What happened?
696
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,959
lt's over.
697
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,788
She's gone off me.
lt didn't last long.
698
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,238
''l'm in hell here.
699
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,474
''Suffering and pain are my companions.
700
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:20,198
''Perhaps l'll miss them one day
in the same way that l miss you.''
701
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,636
Come on.
702
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:32,875
What's up?
703
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,192
- You're crying?
- No way.
704
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:01,669
lt's the candy.
705
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,791
Lemon drops make my eyes water.
706
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,275
You can pretend you're crying.
707
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,310
You were ashamed of me earlier.
708
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,159
No, but l don't want others
to know, ok?
709
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,115
lt's our secret.
710
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,039
lf l was Loic,
you'd tell everyone then.
711
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:27,357
Loic? Give me a break,
he's like my brother.
712
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,195
You've heard of incest, right?
713
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,749
Let's get married
714
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,599
and have kids.
715
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,430
Then we can go on TV
as France's youngest parents.
716
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,355
l dunno. Kind of soon, isn't it?
717
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,553
l was kidding, stupid!
718
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,473
Having a kid must be fun.
He obeys you...
719
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,240
He does what you say.
He tidies your room...
720
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,393
- What's up?
- Shut it!
721
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,636
Gotta go or my Mum will yell.
722
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,271
You throw a ball and l shut up?
723
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,391
Don't act smart with me!
724
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,670
l just want an apology, ok!
725
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,950
- ln your dreams!
- Apologise!
726
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,631
Hello!
727
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,991
Are you the gay Arab
looking to get it up the ass?
728
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,673
Piss off! Who let you in?
729
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,632
Grumpy little piggy...
730
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,116
You turn up late,
act like this is your place...
731
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,071
Get yourself a chick too.
732
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:33,789
You're happy.
733
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,513
Happy with your slut!
734
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,638
What's up with him?
735
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,354
Respect me for what l am.
736
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,993
- You shagged her?
- Yeah.
737
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,668
ln a bush, a real S&M scene, man.
738
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,838
- No kidding?
- Moron!
739
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,995
You can do it at our age.
We're not kids anymore.
740
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,315
She's not ready.
741
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,752
She's a bit uptight.
742
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,872
But it's serious.
We talked about having kids.
743
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,670
Locking lips won't make babies.
You have to hide the sausage.
744
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,918
Remember two years ago
when Meryl's sister
745
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,077
got shagged on the beach?
746
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,269
You bet!
747
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,157
You need a honey fast.
748
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,471
Camel, you're such a fag!
749
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,674
You jerk.
750
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,917
Excuse me, ma'am...
751
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,916
lt's ages since my last shag.
752
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,631
Let me show you something.
753
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,714
ls that your dad's?
754
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:44,550
lt's hidden in his files.
He'll never find it.
755
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,312
l don't want to watch.
756
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:51,479
Once you can do it for real,
this is kind of degrading.
757
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,877
You've done nothing yet,
758
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,074
so grab a sock.
759
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,191
The site with all the hot Mums
760
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,873
l have a free afternoon.
My kids aren't here.
761
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,359
l'll make the most of it
to rub and scrub.
762
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,554
l love it...
763
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,673
when everything's clean.
764
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,799
Hello, is St�phane here?
l want to go surfing.
765
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,629
He should be back soon.
Come in, l'm his mother.
766
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:34,795
Hello.
767
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,079
Do you mind if l keep on scrubbing?
768
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,590
No.
769
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,633
Oh, no!
770
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,072
l just cleaned it.
771
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,756
lt's all dirty now!
772
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:23,952
Yes!
773
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,190
Hi.
774
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,069
See you.
775
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,473
l won't wake her
776
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,439
but tell her...
777
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,189
it was good.
778
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,189
l loved it.
779
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:06,197
See you, pal.
780
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:23,794
Know what it is?
781
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,116
You stole all this? What for?
782
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,594
l just leave it here.
783
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,360
l used to collect Pok�mon key-rings
784
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,675
but l stopped.
785
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,229
What do your parents do?
786
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,554
Mum works in an insurance agency
787
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,996
and Dad's an air force pilot.
788
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,639
He drops bombs and stuff.
789
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,717
- They're divorced.
- Yeah?
790
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,032
l'd hate it if mine were.
791
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,672
l'd probably leave home.
792
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,677
- Cut it out.
- No one can see us.
793
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,438
Stop it! l don't want to!
794
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,438
- l'm sorry. Chill.
- What did you jump on me for?
795
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,558
What's with your briefs?
796
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,274
- Nothing.
- Why are your hands there?
797
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,038
l know, l'm ugly, l have a big nose,
798
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:08,993
l have zits, l suck,
l disgust you...
799
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,351
lt's not that.
You just don't jump on a girl.
800
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,592
Why are your pals Loic and Anas,
not Mahmoud or Camel?
801
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,711
You sense these things.
802
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,876
They're more receptive, see.
803
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,239
Things show if a girl's hot for you.
804
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,351
You guys don't see them.
805
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,790
You mean she sort of gurgles?
806
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:32,029
No, if she does this with her hair,
she's interested.
807
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,878
And the black part in her eye...
808
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:38,030
When it's wide open,
that means she wants to do it.
809
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,116
No.
810
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,355
No.
811
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,789
No!
812
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,394
What're you doing?
813
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:48,669
What're you doing?
814
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:49,995
Nothing.
815
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,679
You jerked off on me?
816
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,518
No. Well, yes...
817
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,073
You jerked off on me!
818
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,759
l'm sorry.
819
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,635
l couldn't stop.
Your pupil was so dilated.
820
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,148
You're sick!
821
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,916
You goddam premature pervert!
Get outta my home!
822
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,838
Get outta here!
823
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,677
Where's your chick gone?
824
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,350
l really screwed up, dude.
l think l traumatised her.
825
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:23,271
How?
826
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,950
She'll change schools,
call the cops or God knows what.
827
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,195
You raped her?
828
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,119
Want a banana?
829
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:33,869
Go on.
830
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,230
Herv�...
831
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,149
l wanted to say...
832
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,031
Want to go out? l love you.
833
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,229
Say that again.
834
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,668
l'm in love with you.
835
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,229
Look at yourself! You're a dog!
836
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,274
Poor cow!
837
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,758
What did he say? Will he?
838
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,269
Ok, stop now, that's enough.
839
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,471
You want to screw Aurore?
840
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,277
You're way too ugly, man.
Look at yourself.
841
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:37,190
Here, let me wipe out
all those zits.
842
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,113
What're you doing?
843
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:42,280
Get lost!
Are you out of your mind?
844
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,877
Loic said,
''Gimme your dough, fucker.''
845
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:00,392
He was shaking him down.
Aurore kissed him to defend him.
846
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,629
Aurore gave Herv� 1 0 euros
and Loic wanted to take it.
847
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,671
So she started kissing Herv�.
848
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,474
Herv� lent 20 euros to Aurore
849
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,638
and she gave back 1 0
with a kiss for the rest.
850
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,319
So Loic beat him up.
851
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,468
Herv� kissed her to pay her back.
852
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,478
Loic got mad
and tried to smash his face in.
853
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,717
Keep moving your tongue.
854
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,957
l'm perfecting my technique.
855
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,239
l hear Aurore charges 1 0 euros
to lock lips.
856
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,192
Goulven saw Herv� do it.
857
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,795
Sorry.
858
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,431
No, really, a girl!
859
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,276
No, l've never pressured him.
860
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,153
No pressure, totally cool...
861
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,036
She's cute. Her parents
threw that party we went to.
862
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,879
The way he held her...
863
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,397
He held her like a man.
864
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,034
Like a man.
lt's so weird to see that.
865
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,109
Take care.
866
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,279
Stop telling everyone
my private life!
867
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,755
- My little darling...
- Give me a break!
868
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,678
You never moaned as a kid.
869
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,630
Get rid of that crap picture.
870
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,913
l love it, you look like,
you know... little Maddy...
871
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:57,036
Did you know?
872
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,709
That you're a dick?
873
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,558
You could've told us.
874
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,512
l'm telling you: you're dicks.
875
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,073
Has Aurore got friends for us?
876
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,875
l get first look.
l'm onto Laura.
877
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,069
So hands off!
878
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,117
Change exercises!
879
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,790
Hold me tighter or l'll fall.
880
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,676
Let me do it, he'll drop you.
881
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:21,869
Piss off.
882
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,599
Busy tomorrow afternoon?
883
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,034
Come to my place.
884
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:35,635
And after....
885
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,158
We could do what you wanted.
886
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,272
What was that?
887
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,594
We could fuck like crazy.
888
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,074
l'll have to see.
889
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,919
Aurore, this isn't Club Med!
890
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,759
What's up, Loic?
891
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,952
l banged my nose. l'm ok.
892
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:11,589
You have two elbows!
893
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,393
There's a problem here!
894
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,792
Serves you right!
895
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,996
Oh, shit. Oh, bugger!
896
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,833
He has two elbows.
You have two elbows?
897
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:32,033
Oh, fucking hell with bells on.
What the fuck is this shit?
898
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,309
Not bad.
899
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,231
How's Caroline? Still on her?
900
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:39,834
No, it's over.
901
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,152
Gone off girls now?
902
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,519
You go out with your Arab pal, Camel?
903
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,831
No, l have a new girlfriend.
904
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,519
Aurore. She's way hot.
905
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,790
Wow, you're lining them up.
906
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,998
l hope you use condoms.
907
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:57,592
Sure, l even used two once,
so l'm safe.
908
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,199
l was like that.
909
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,831
Always up to stuff
the others never imagined.
910
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,039
l even slept with two girls at once.
911
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,710
Back in the day,
a kiss was the end of the world.
912
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,834
What's that smell?
913
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,518
You stepped in shit?
914
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,155
lt's my sweater.
915
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,955
This stinky stuff drips down
from the balcony upstairs.
916
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,192
lt's the airliners.
917
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,799
Their toilets leak.
918
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,560
The building must be on a flight path.
919
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,910
She should dry stuff indoors.
920
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,319
- Dad?
- Yeah?
921
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,636
Which one of you chose Herv�?
922
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:44,750
l did.
923
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,150
lt's a crap name.
924
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:49,477
Why didn't you call me
Loic or Nicolas, say?
925
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,235
Your gran loved Herv� Villard.
926
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:57,315
She died so we changed your name
to make her happy.
927
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,397
We'd chosen Yannick for you.
928
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:01,789
Like Yannick Noah.
929
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,153
But Herv�'s a good name.
930
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,109
Wait right here.
931
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,231
- You don't like it?
- l do. Can l put some music on?
932
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:56,669
l brought a CD.
933
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,317
- Your belly hurts?
- No.
934
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:15,509
Need the can?
935
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,394
This is really wild.
936
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,959
l have to go.
937
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:49,195
What's up?
938
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,512
''Go on, harder, l'm coming!''
939
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,113
- Yeah?
- You bet!
940
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:01,958
- You're sure?
- She said so.
941
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:05,789
She said, ''Oh, Herv�,
thank you for making me come.''
942
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,996
Sometimes chicks can fake it.
943
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,708
Only in movies or crap plays.
944
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,191
They fake it in real life too.
945
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,833
Mum fooled Dad that way.
946
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,038
What's a pussy like inside?
947
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,198
Well, it's kinda...
lt's kinda soft. Well, no.
948
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,912
lt's hard and dry.
A lot drier than l thought.
949
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,076
lt's kinda like a nostril.
950
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,475
And a pointy thing enters your cock?
951
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,236
We used a whole box of condoms
we did it so much.
952
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,998
A girl on the phone for you.
953
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:36,909
Who is it?
954
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:39,909
Hi, how are you?
955
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:43,712
She's talking dirty? ls she?
956
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,069
Tomorrow...
No, tomorrow's not possible.
957
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,115
No, it's not possible at my place.
958
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:54,999
Yes, it is!
959
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:57,955
lt's possible!
960
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,796
Ok, we'll do that then.
961
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,274
See you at school.
962
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,029
Yeah, bye.
963
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,952
Shagging again tomorrow?
964
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,315
Shagging again?
965
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:15,311
Why do you keep people apart?
966
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,715
Why don't you introduce me?
967
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:19,669
Are you ashamed?
968
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,035
Why wouldn't you come to my place?
969
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,869
We need a little variety
or we'll get stuck in a rut.
970
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,516
You're scared.
971
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,909
Scared? l've fucked before.
972
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,673
That'll be us
if l stay too long with you.
973
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:37,996
l don't think so.
974
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,198
That's me over there.
975
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,032
Yeah, really classy...
976
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,309
That's us.
977
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,678
l'll have dumped you by then.
978
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,632
That's you and your son.
979
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,399
He's your son too.
980
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:58,429
Want to do a runner?
981
01:05:58,880 --> 01:05:59,835
What's that?
982
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,189
We don't pay.
983
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:02,828
This coffee sucks.
984
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:04,234
Testing me again?
985
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:05,634
- Dare you.
- Ok.
986
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,115
Let's go. One, two,
987
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:09,595
three...
988
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,192
What's wit' you, man,
lookin' for a beatin'?
989
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:22,709
What's wit' you?
990
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:27,193
Hey, pooch-face, on my mother's life,
l'll waste you.
991
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:30,719
l've got tongue cramp
from all the sex.
992
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,118
Holy fuck...
993
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,831
That's for us!
994
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:45,075
Sock time.
995
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,158
She saw us?
996
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:17,194
- Fucking hell...
- We're in deep shit!
997
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,230
They're there. They'll kill us.
998
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:21,714
We're sick fucks...
999
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,275
You're the sick one, man.
1000
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,277
l had a woman, a relationship...
1001
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:28,869
Tell them we weren't watching them.
1002
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:30,229
l'll talk to them.
1003
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:35,116
Hello...
1004
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,954
We did nothing.
1005
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,479
Fuck!
1006
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:48,031
- That was close.
- You said it.
1007
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:54,833
Dungeons and Dragons...
1008
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,514
No, let's watch porn on your computer.
1009
01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,269
No, that sucks.
1010
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,471
- D&D is shit.
- You're shit.
1011
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:02,910
lt's shit.
1012
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,076
Busy today? My parents are out.
1013
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,430
l have to go to Benjamin's.
1014
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:08,834
Can l come?
1015
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,793
We're playing a role game. lt's scary.
1016
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,150
A real game or a computer one?
1017
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:17,513
- A real game.
- lt'll only freak you out.
1018
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,153
l'm not chicken like you.
1019
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:20,839
- You know role games?
- Yeah.
1020
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:22,469
Come along then.
1021
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,432
Yeah, come. Wild.
1022
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,073
Ok, see you later.
1023
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:29,749
What's going on?
1024
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:31,075
She's not yours.
1025
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:32,474
She's my chick, ok!
1026
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,398
There'll be more action.
1027
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:37,433
What action?
We'll be playing D&D!
1028
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:39,791
Get down.
1029
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:42,796
- l'm class rep.
- Take off the glasses.
1030
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,239
Oh yes, you're blind.
1031
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:48,948
Partially sighted.
1032
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:50,879
Sorry.
1033
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:07,075
All right.
1034
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,191
l have some sad news for you.
1035
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:14,793
Your biology teacher died yesterday.
1036
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:21,071
You may attend his funeral tomorrow
if you wish. Ask for passes.
1037
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:23,317
ls the test still on?
1038
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:24,956
Of course not.
1039
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,593
Can you tell us how he died or not?
1040
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:32,670
Not.
1041
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:44,437
Through the thick mists
of the realm of Hyrius,
1042
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:48,713
three mercenaries
from the distant blasted plains
1043
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:52,317
arrived at a sacred clearing...
1044
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,593
Move!
1045
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,519
Do you have to smoke?
1046
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:00,870
Ok, you reach the clearing...
1047
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,877
ln the middle, a chick.
1048
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:04,356
An elf!
1049
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:05,756
What're you doing?
1050
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,350
Zounds, an elf! l hate elves.
1051
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,152
Just a second, Camelius.
1052
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:14,035
l want to kill her
with my little dagger.
1053
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:15,389
Are you serious?
1054
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:16,915
Just kidding.
1055
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:19,356
l go to greet these gentlemen.
1056
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:20,197
Hold on.
1057
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,313
Do a vigilance throw first.
1058
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:26,634
Four isn't enough.
1059
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:28,514
You go over
1060
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,549
without seeing a venomous schnork.
1061
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:35,357
You step on it, it bites you
and you faint.
1062
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:36,834
That's dumb.
1063
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:38,359
What do you guys do?
1064
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:39,590
- l search her.
- Me too.
1065
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,472
Throw the die first.
1066
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,072
1 3, good. Search her,
1067
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,354
take her weapon and clothes
1068
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:48,988
and now she's nude.
1069
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:50,476
Strip, Aurore.
1070
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,959
Cut it out or else!
1071
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,639
Just kidding.
1072
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:55,955
What is this shit game?
1073
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,838
Piss off if you don't like it!
1074
01:10:58,120 --> 01:10:59,348
Why am l nude?
1075
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:02,120
- Who is this bitch?
- l'm a bitch now?
1076
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,470
Charging 1 0 euros to snog a guy
1077
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:07,558
and losing your cherry to Herv�
in a park
1078
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,079
lets you ruin this?
1079
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,555
- What?
- Camel told us all that.
1080
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:12,795
Not true.
1081
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,194
Well, it is true.
1082
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,268
- Fucking kids! l'm going!
- They're joking.
1083
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,277
Very funny. You're all jerks
1084
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:21,674
but you're worse.
1085
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:24,075
You're a goddam perv, you joker!
1086
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:31,190
Sorry.
1087
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:32,628
Great atmosphere.
1088
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,152
Let's start again.
1089
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,955
The bloodied banner is raised
1090
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:43,195
The bloodied banner is raised
1091
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:47,116
Do you hear there in our fields
1092
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:50,630
The roar of those fierce fighting men?
1093
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,432
lt's over, totally over.
1094
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,950
lt's ok, you'll find other chicks.
1095
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:58,477
But she's the woman of my life, see.
1096
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:03,313
l missed the train and my life's a mess.
l'll die alone.
1097
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:06,752
Form up in serried ranks
1098
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:11,392
Get used to it. When Dad took
the little wheels off my bicycle,
1099
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,558
l couldn't stop crying.
1100
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,473
l know how you feel.
1101
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,512
lt's the end of an era.
1102
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:19,313
Nostalgia's kicking in.
1103
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,116
Not great. A bit off-key.
1104
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:24,835
Seven.
1105
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:28,834
Now a piece by Camel that's called...
1106
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:31,356
''Exoskeleton Total Destruction''.
1107
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,439
So l told him,
1108
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:20,869
''You're worse.''
1109
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:23,548
What did he do? Did he feel dumb?
1110
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,512
No, he didn't say a thing.
1111
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,119
He just stared at me.
1112
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,717
Nude and unconscious...
He could've helped you.
1113
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:32,194
You said it.
1114
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:37,230
When you see Herv�,
with his crap hair, he looks horrible.
1115
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,113
But deep down he's cute.
1116
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:43,908
l don't believe it.
1117
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:54,916
Hi, Herv�.
1118
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:56,151
Hi.
1119
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:57,509
How's it going?
1120
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,916
You're a real ape. You're gross!
1121
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,149
Really cool! Thanks!
1122
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,793
What's her problem?
1123
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,070
Well then, you had reached
1124
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:16,876
human reproduction, l think,
with Mr Salkarian.
1125
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:18,115
All right...
1126
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,109
Coitus.
1127
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:24,352
She got on the bus,
sat down opposite me
1128
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,955
and l could tell there was something.
1129
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,230
She started pushing her hair back
1130
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:32,637
behind her ear.
l stared into her right eye
1131
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,717
and her pupil was dilated.
1132
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,150
l sat next to her and picked her up.
1133
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,552
Total Tunisian style.
1134
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:40,749
Yeah.
1135
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,354
Hey, man!
1136
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,154
You dumped Aurore?
1137
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:48,873
No, she dumped me.
1138
01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:50,509
But l don't care.
1139
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,870
Rubbish, you dumped her.
1140
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:55,116
You have a new girl now.
1141
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:58,358
- Was it you or her?
- You wouldn't understand.
1142
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:12,551
The laundry's filthy.
1143
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:16,834
Covered in it.
1144
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:29,879
Wave the flags in the stadium
1145
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:32,833
And beat the drum for Rennes!
1146
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,913
When the Mordelles end goes wild
1147
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,873
Go, Rennes! We're animals
1148
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:42,471
Turn your tongue the other way.
1149
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,029
Sorry.
1150
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,912
No smoking.
1151
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,348
lt's not lit.
1152
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,873
- Not afraid of cancer?
- l am.
1153
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,830
l'm afraid. l'm gonna die.
1154
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:54,516
Drink up.
1155
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,470
- Want to do a runner?
- What's that?
1156
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:07,471
One, two, three...
1157
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:14,558
Can we pay, please?
1158
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,591
An Arab into heavy metal.
You don't like rap?
1159
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:22,110
No, it's because l feel
closer to Satan in my mind.
1160
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:25,638
You played really well.
You take lessons?
1161
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,832
With the Baby Violators' old guitarist.
1162
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:30,429
No kidding?
1163
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,755
The guys who burn chickens on stage?
1164
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:35,075
You know them?
1165
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:37,191
l have all their albums.
1166
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:37,957
Yeah?
1167
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:51,439
That's your scooter?
1168
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,358
- Hi.
- Since when?
1169
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:54,549
Yesterday.
1170
01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:56,792
You don't take the bus now?
1171
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,151
No. l'll need a scooter
at high school anyway.
1172
01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:01,316
lt's wicked.
1173
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:03,636
l keep hitting car doors for now.
1174
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:07,310
By the way, l wanted to say...
1175
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:08,916
l love you.
1176
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,392
- What?
- l love you.
1177
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:13,875
l was a jerk and all before
1178
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:16,071
but l've lived through stuff now
1179
01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:17,759
and so l know.
1180
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:21,311
Before, l just wasn't used to it
but now...
1181
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:22,915
l love you, like.
1182
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,191
Let's just be friends.
1183
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:39,630
Coming?
1184
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,714
You're crying? He's crying.
1185
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:46,239
The big baby!
1186
01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:48,192
Only babies cry, dude.
1187
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:50,911
You're not a baby, ok.
1188
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:21,995
Next!
1189
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:27,389
Here, honey.
1190
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:28,989
Thanks, Mum.
1191
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:43,710
- Who are you?
- Your loyal wife, Sire.
1192
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,036
Swear! Damn yourself in fear!
1193
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,194
Bitch...
1194
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:58,598
The Greatest No-Global Poems
1195
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,560
No, l said no less than 650,000.
1196
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:05,473
l'll call you back.
1197
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:14,955
Aurore?
1198
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:16,836
Herv�...
1199
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,150
lt's been ages. What's new?
1200
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:23,033
As you see, l sell shoes here.
1201
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,155
And you?
1202
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:26,995
l'm in real estate.
1203
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:32,315
And so l suggest meeting for lunch
near where she works.
1204
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,795
We'll have gone our separate ways
1205
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:38,754
and then meet up. We leave our lives
and get back together.
1206
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,354
We start over.
1207
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,550
- What d'you think?
- l'm texting someone.
1208
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,718
No mobiles in the car.
You'll get brain tumours.
1209
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:49,036
Mobiles are really dangerous.
1210
01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:50,634
Cut it out.
1211
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:52,149
You heard her.
1212
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,110
Don't stop at the gate.
Keep driving.
1213
01:20:04,520 --> 01:20:05,635
Pain in the ass.
1214
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,869
Kissy!
1215
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,997
Toe the line, ok.
1216
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:27,469
Wait outside at 5.
Even if we're late, just wait.
1217
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:31,955
See you, kid!
1218
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:44,950
Hi.
1219
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:51,829
How's it going?
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