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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,669 --> 00:00:23,933 CAMERISTA SEDUCE ��RANII 2 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:30,509 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 3 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,978 Micul dejun. 4 00:01:52,114 --> 00:01:56,677 �i deodat� se trezi �n bra�ele unui necunoscut... 5 00:01:57,748 --> 00:02:00,275 Doamne... 6 00:02:07,691 --> 00:02:12,259 Da, micul dejun... ! 7 00:02:27,091 --> 00:02:30,232 - Alo, �efu'. Eu sunt. - Spune repede. 8 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,545 - Ascult�. - Gr�be�te-te. 9 00:02:32,597 --> 00:02:36,956 Aici se �nt�mpl� lucruri foarte ciudate. Nu-mi dau de m�ncare. 10 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:40,207 Bine. M�ncarea ar fi o inutil� pierdere de timp. 11 00:02:41,218 --> 00:02:44,831 E adev�rat. Dar trebuie s� �ti�i c� am timp din bel�ug. 12 00:02:45,136 --> 00:02:48,474 - Nu m-ar deranja s� m� mai distrez. - Stai lini�tit �i a�teapt� ordinele. 13 00:02:48,557 --> 00:02:51,810 S� nu-mi mai telefonezi pentru astfel de prostii. 14 00:02:55,536 --> 00:02:59,479 Fii calm. Sunt calm. 15 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:05,179 Sunt calm de la natur�. 16 00:03:07,152 --> 00:03:11,410 Pastila. 17 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:15,015 Asta poate s� r�m�n�... 18 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:32,972 Calm ! Sunt calm ! 19 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:36,434 Bravo ! 20 00:03:36,971 --> 00:03:40,708 Din nou clientul de la 16 nu a vrut micul dejun. 21 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:46,411 Nu �n�eleg unii oameni. Dac� vrea s� �in� diet�, trebuie s� vin� chiar aici ? 22 00:03:46,505 --> 00:03:49,487 Se m�n�nc� a�a de bine... 23 00:03:49,503 --> 00:03:56,646 Citesc o nuvel� �n care o fat� vine agresat� de un necunoscut. 24 00:03:56,805 --> 00:03:59,997 S�r�cu�a. 25 00:04:10,069 --> 00:04:16,075 Pu�in alb �i �n fa��. E la mod�. 26 00:04:16,203 --> 00:04:19,302 Ai v�zut ce fund ?! 27 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:23,496 �i tu te g�nde�ti la ce m� g�ndesc eu... 28 00:05:47,983 --> 00:05:52,124 Sigurul lucru care nu-l suport sunt urletele. 29 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,408 Unde sunt ? Uite-le aici ! 30 00:06:00,118 --> 00:06:04,618 Simt nevoia unui calmant. 31 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:08,247 M� calmez imediat. 32 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:23,092 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat, Maria ? - Nimic, am avut un co�mar. 33 00:06:23,163 --> 00:06:25,069 - Un co�mar ? - Da. 34 00:06:25,071 --> 00:06:28,871 - Ce co�mar ? Poveste�te-mi. - Am visat c� dansam cu Amedeo. 35 00:06:28,935 --> 00:06:31,516 - Amedeo ? - Era �mbr�cat �n vampir �i m� mu�ca. 36 00:06:31,572 --> 00:06:34,549 Te mu�ca ? Nemernicul ��i sugea s�ngele. 37 00:06:34,596 --> 00:06:38,993 Dac� �ntr-o lun� nu-i pl�tim cecurile, o s� ne ia hotelul. 38 00:06:38,997 --> 00:06:43,718 Era a�a de fascinant ! �mbr�cat �n frac, manta neagr� �i joben. 39 00:06:45,748 --> 00:06:50,258 - Pentru mine, Amedeo e un poponar. - Doar nu e�ti gelos !? 40 00:06:50,436 --> 00:06:55,052 S� fiu gelos pe un bulangiu cu manta ? 41 00:06:55,053 --> 00:06:58,818 Peste cinci zile o s� ne ia hotelul. �n�elegi ? O s� ne ia totul. 42 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:01,012 Iar eu s� m� g�ndesc la gelozie ? 43 00:07:01,039 --> 00:07:06,098 Spuneai c� cecurile nu sunt o problem�, c� ai rezolvat tot cu capacitatea ta organizatoric�. 44 00:07:06,186 --> 00:07:09,190 �i �ntr-un an vom avea o gr�mad� de clien�i. 45 00:07:09,256 --> 00:07:12,284 Exact. �ntr-un an. 46 00:07:12,342 --> 00:07:16,615 Poate ai uitat iubito, dar ai semnat cecurile cu scaden�a la trei luni. 47 00:07:16,759 --> 00:07:20,146 - A fost un moment de z�p�ceal�. - Da ? 48 00:07:20,242 --> 00:07:22,977 Vreau s� te str�ng de g�t pentru z�p�ceala asta. 49 00:07:23,398 --> 00:07:26,675 - Las�-m�, te rog. - Ce unsuroas� e�ti ! 50 00:07:27,148 --> 00:07:30,208 Pari nevasta lui Frankenstein. Ce ai pe fa�� ? 51 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:34,725 - O masc� de frumuse�e. �tii, noi femeile... - Nu e�ti o femeie, tu e�ti o pr�jitur�... 52 00:07:34,792 --> 00:07:38,539 - Nu spune cu gaur�, e vulgar. - O pr�jitur�, f�r� gaur�. 53 00:07:38,564 --> 00:07:42,373 Pe s�ni�ori nu pui nimic, iubirea mea ? 54 00:07:42,387 --> 00:07:44,978 - Iubitule... - Ce e, draga mea ? 55 00:07:45,038 --> 00:07:47,509 Tot e�ti aici... Pune-mi ni�te crem� pe spate. 56 00:07:47,565 --> 00:07:50,543 - Apoi m� la�i s� preg�tesc barbecue ? - Bine. 57 00:07:50,577 --> 00:07:53,411 Cum vrei, �n s�nge sau coapt� bine ? Sau poate ��i place crud� ?! 58 00:07:53,618 --> 00:07:56,619 - Cum ��i place ? - Bine. 59 00:07:57,174 --> 00:08:00,859 - Unge-m� ! - A�teapt�. D�-mi timp. 60 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:05,795 Pe canalul de circula�ie �i pe fundule�... 61 00:08:06,848 --> 00:08:10,464 - Ce mun�i frumo�i... - Oratio ! 62 00:08:10,513 --> 00:08:13,903 Ce se �nt�mpl� dac� luni nu pl�tim cecurile ? 63 00:08:13,983 --> 00:08:17,054 De ce �mi aminte�ti, iubito ? Doar ce uitasem, era lini�tit. 64 00:08:17,069 --> 00:08:20,931 De ce e�ti a�a de sadic� ? O s� facem noi ceva. 65 00:08:20,985 --> 00:08:24,949 - O s�-mi vin� vreo idee. - Oratio, de ce nu bei un whisky ? 66 00:08:25,019 --> 00:08:28,692 �tii doar c� nu beau. Sunt abstinent. 67 00:08:28,939 --> 00:08:32,417 Poate dac� bei un whisky ��i vine vreo idee str�lucitoare. 68 00:08:32,883 --> 00:08:37,174 Pentru c� tu, �n mod normal... ai idei... pu�ine. 69 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,269 - Pentru mine... - Nu am nevoie de droguri. 70 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:45,998 Las�-m� s�-mi treac� co�marul cu cecurile, apoi... ai s� vezi tu ! 71 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:49,073 - Adio ! - Ciao, iubitule ! 72 00:08:53,777 --> 00:08:57,437 Cum s� fac ? Cecurile expir�. 73 00:08:57,468 --> 00:09:00,062 A� putea �ncerca a�teptarea patetic�. 74 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:04,295 Dle Amedeo, ave�i mil� ! Sunt s�rac, am o nevast� �i doi copii... 75 00:09:05,205 --> 00:09:10,011 �tiu, nu are copii, dar pot veni, de aceea v� jur pe copii care ar putea 76 00:09:10,038 --> 00:09:14,046 s� vin�, c� eu nu pot s� pl�tesc, sunt s�rac. 77 00:09:14,868 --> 00:09:20,009 Nu... nu va fi mi�cat. E un cinic blestemat. 78 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:23,526 Un vampir care intr� �n visele so�iei mele. 79 00:09:23,547 --> 00:09:27,083 Nu, pateticul nu func�ioneaz�. Amenin�area ! 80 00:09:27,182 --> 00:09:30,877 Un telefon anonim. Alo ! Aici Mafia ! 81 00:09:30,963 --> 00:09:33,757 Nu, o s�-�i dea seama c� e vocea mea. 82 00:09:34,195 --> 00:09:37,727 Trebuie s�-l �nfrunt cu calm. 83 00:09:37,984 --> 00:09:41,680 �l �nfrunt cu m�na armat�. M� duc la el �i �i spun : "M�inile sus " ! 84 00:09:41,736 --> 00:09:45,904 Dac� nu �mi acorzi prelungirea cecurilor, te omor. 85 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:50,828 "Nu m-a omor�, �i-o acord" ! Acum mi-o acorzi, la�ule ! 86 00:09:50,916 --> 00:09:54,941 �i-a fost fric� ! E desc�rcat ! 87 00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:27,088 A�a... 88 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:51,746 - Ce dori�i ? - Domnul Amedeo nu e aici ? 89 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,918 A plecat la banc�, se �ntoarce repede. 90 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,670 Bine, �l a�tept aici. Mul�umesc ! 91 00:15:08,084 --> 00:15:11,665 Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 92 00:15:20,668 --> 00:15:23,780 - Ai v�zut ce-ai f�cut ? - Ce am f�cut ? 93 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,528 - Ai pornit alarma. - Ce treab� am eu cu alarma ? 94 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:29,501 Te-ai apropiat, iar alarma a pornit. 95 00:15:29,581 --> 00:15:33,873 Vreau s� �tiu de ce te-ai oprit c�nd eu parcam. 96 00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:36,676 Am parcat �naintea ta, tu ai venit dup� mine. 97 00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:41,282 De unde s� �tiu eu ? Puteai s� faci o plimbare... 98 00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:45,095 s� bei un aperitiv. Ce �tiu eu despre via�a ta privat� ? 99 00:15:45,097 --> 00:15:47,819 Acum e vina mea. 100 00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:51,135 Ce complica�i sunte�i voi, b�rba�ii ! 101 00:15:51,215 --> 00:15:54,750 Pariez c� e�ti berbec ! Te v�d cum ar��i. 102 00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:58,110 Am eu picioare de berbec ? Prive�te-le bine ! 103 00:15:58,204 --> 00:16:01,974 Taci ! Ai tot de berbec. �mi e�ti deja antipatic. 104 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:05,326 Nu sunt berbec. M-ai confundat cu altul. 105 00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:09,106 Ciudat ! Ai totul de la berbec ! 106 00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:13,937 Ascult� ! E�ti sigur c� nu e�ti berbec ? 107 00:16:14,449 --> 00:16:17,663 Nu sunt chiar a�a de sigur. Da. Am un ascendent. 108 00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:20,022 �i-am spus eu ! Eu ador berbecii. 109 00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:24,924 Sunt mai puternici dec�t mine, sunt virili, masculi... 110 00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:29,453 Cum �nt�lnesc unul, �i cad imediat la picioare. 111 00:16:29,991 --> 00:16:33,438 �i pot face din mine tot ce vor... 112 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:36,232 - Chiar totul. - Totul ? 113 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,795 - Iar ei profit�... - Nu, nimeni nu profit�. 114 00:16:39,809 --> 00:16:44,321 Dac� ai �ti c�t am suferit din vina acestor berbeci... 115 00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:46,733 - �tii c�... ? - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 116 00:16:46,782 --> 00:16:49,807 Am �ncercat s� m� sinucid de �ase ori pentru un berbec. 117 00:16:49,813 --> 00:16:52,921 - �i cum s-a terminat ? - Ce derbedeu ! 118 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:57,143 A trebuit s� �i pl�tesc o desp�gubire. Un dezastru scump. 119 00:16:57,237 --> 00:16:59,696 - �tii cine m-a pus s� pl�tesc ? - Un berbec. 120 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,911 - Cum ai ghicit ? - Acum �tiu totul despre tine. 121 00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:06,898 Dac� m� g�ndesc la toate necazurile mele, �mi vine s� pl�ng. 122 00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:11,271 Nu pl�nge. Vino s� ��i dau ceva tare. S� mergem la bar. 123 00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:15,355 - Nu pot, sunt abstinent. - M� la�i s� beau singur� ? 124 00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:17,917 �ncet ! S� mergem. 125 00:17:18,565 --> 00:17:22,536 Deja m� simt mai bine. Ce faci, nu bei ? 126 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:26,461 - Mul�umesc, nu beau, sunt abstinent. - Nu bei o guri�� de whisky ? 127 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,006 - Hai, bea ! - �i-am spus : nu beau, nu fumez. 128 00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:34,521 Ce fel de berbec e�ti ? Nu bei, nu fumezi ? 129 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:38,699 - Trebuie s� ai vreun viciu. - Dac� faci aluzie la... �la, da ! 130 00:17:39,236 --> 00:17:42,521 Obraznicule ! 131 00:17:42,593 --> 00:17:45,828 - �tiu la ce te g�nde�ti. - La cecuri. 132 00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:49,474 Te g�nde�ti : "Pe asta o bag �n patul meu" ! 133 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,865 Te rog ! Pot s�-�i spun c� �mi placi, e�ti o femeie frumoas�. 134 00:17:52,923 --> 00:17:56,507 E�ti o femeie frumoas�. Sunt bucuros c� te-am cunoscut, dar trebuie s� plec. 135 00:17:56,548 --> 00:18:00,359 - De ce fugi ? Mai bea o guri��. - �i-am spus, sunt abstinent. 136 00:18:00,438 --> 00:18:02,385 Insist. 137 00:18:02,473 --> 00:18:06,104 Sunt fericit c� te-am cunoscut, trebuie s� plec, am o �nt�lnire. 138 00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:09,153 E aici pe aproape. Cum se nume�te ? Atelierul Ferretti. 139 00:18:09,193 --> 00:18:11,783 Nu pot s� lipsesc de la o �nt�lnire important�. 140 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,864 - A�teapt� ! - De ce r�zi ? 141 00:18:14,912 --> 00:18:17,926 - Taci ! - Ce am spus ? 142 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:21,677 - De ce r�zi ? - Tu �i Ferreti... ! 143 00:18:21,722 --> 00:18:25,769 Eu ? Eu �i Ferretti... ? Nu. 144 00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:29,491 Nu sunt poponar. Eu cu Amedeo ? 145 00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:32,754 - Vezi ? Astea sunt crea�ia mea. - Amedeo e so�ul t�u ? 146 00:18:32,783 --> 00:18:37,060 - Da. - Te nume�ti Ferretti ? Nu �tiam. 147 00:18:37,148 --> 00:18:40,695 D�-mi s� beau �i eu. Nu, nu beau, sunt abstinent. 148 00:18:40,727 --> 00:18:44,347 Trebuie s� ne revedem, cum te nume�ti ? 149 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,925 Trebuie s� te rev�d. Cum te cheam� ? 150 00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:51,646 Putem s� ne �nt�lnim �n seara asta ? 151 00:18:51,721 --> 00:18:56,090 - �n seara asta ? Abia ne-am cunoscut. - Ce ai �n�eles ? 152 00:18:56,493 --> 00:19:01,290 Nu. E�ti berbec, e luna �ntre noi. Nu, �n seara asta nu e bine. 153 00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:04,354 - Tu cuno�ti Kamasutra ? - Ce leg�tur� are Kamasutra ? 154 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:08,345 �tii s� faci pozi�iile alea din Kamasutra ? Ai cartea ? 155 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:12,406 Dac� vii cu cartea, ne putem vedea s�mb�t�. 156 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:17,581 S�mb�t� e nemaipomenit. Luni expir� cecurile. S�mb�t� e bine. 157 00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:21,591 S�mb�ta avem fecioara �i berbecul... 158 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:24,392 fecioara �i berbecul sunt minunate. 159 00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:27,254 Bine, ne vedem s�mb�t�. Unde ne vedem ? 160 00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:33,703 Cum, unde ne vedem ? Suntem la patru kilometri de hotelul �la dr�gu�... ! 161 00:19:33,786 --> 00:19:36,890 Nu, nu ne putem vedea �n hotelul �la. 162 00:19:36,972 --> 00:19:40,159 - Vreau �n hotelul �la. - Nu, nu putem. 163 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,287 - �tiu, e frumos. - La Miraj sau nimic. 164 00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:46,310 Sau nu �i-o dau ! Uite a�a ! 165 00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:50,572 - Bine, mergem la Miraj. - Cu Kamasutra la hotel la 9. 166 00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:53,968 Bine, cump�r cartea. S�mb�t� seara la 9 fix. 167 00:19:54,048 --> 00:19:57,419 - Toate pozi�iile, �mi promi�i ? - �mi faci o pl�cere ? 168 00:19:57,433 --> 00:20:00,976 - Vino f�r� p�l�rie. - F�r� p�l�rie ? 169 00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:04,294 A�a pari un v�n�tor de munte, nu-mi plac v�n�torii de munte. 170 00:20:04,381 --> 00:20:07,931 - Bine, vin. F�r� p�l�rie. - Ne vedem s�mb�t�, f�r� p�l�rie ! 171 00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:11,185 Ce spui, fundule�ul e frumos ? 172 00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:14,898 - Adu fundule�ul, p�l�ria nu ! - Porcu�orule ! 173 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:22,519 Nevasta lui Amedeo ! Ce-i spun neveste-mii ? 174 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:27,430 G�sesc eu o scuz� ! 175 00:20:34,516 --> 00:20:38,234 Micul dejun ! 176 00:21:04,688 --> 00:21:08,130 - Alo ! Sunt eu. E�ti tu ? - Cine ai vrea s� fie ? 177 00:21:08,162 --> 00:21:12,305 - M� auzi ? - Da. Ce mai faci ? 178 00:21:12,341 --> 00:21:16,651 - Bine. Mul�umesc ! - Pentru pu�in. Ciao ! 179 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:21,700 Alo ? A �nchis ? 180 00:22:17,689 --> 00:22:21,575 Nemernicule... Te-ai v�ndut pentru c��iva bani. 181 00:22:21,962 --> 00:22:25,324 Cu un pre� mai mic dec�t al lui Iuda ! 182 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,671 - Bun� ziua, Guendalina. - Bun� ziua, patroane. 183 00:22:34,735 --> 00:22:39,590 - Ce mere frumoase ! - Sunt frumoase ! Arat�-mi-le ! 184 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,673 - Alea... Tot timpul face�i confuzie. - Astea ! 185 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:47,536 Merele. Bun� pulpa... 186 00:22:50,801 --> 00:22:54,838 Frumoase �i gustoase... 187 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:30,026 Nu e bun�. Scoate-o ! 188 00:23:30,272 --> 00:23:33,898 Ce porc�rie ! Scoate-o ! 189 00:23:44,134 --> 00:23:47,902 Afar� toate. 190 00:23:53,692 --> 00:23:57,282 - Domnul Amedeo este aici ? - E ocupat. Vre�i s�-i transmit ceva ? 191 00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:00,409 - Cheam�-l imediat. E ceva urgent. - Nu pot s�-l deranjez. 192 00:24:00,429 --> 00:24:03,315 - E foarte important. - V� rog s� nu insista�i. 193 00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:07,141 M� gr�besc. Trebuie s�-i vorbesc imediat. 194 00:24:07,517 --> 00:24:10,822 Cine e ? Madame ! 195 00:24:10,888 --> 00:24:15,474 Du-te �i bea o cafea. Una mare. 196 00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:19,078 Bine. 197 00:24:19,364 --> 00:24:22,382 Ca s� spun adev�rul, te preferam cu manta. 198 00:24:22,466 --> 00:24:26,429 - Cu manta ? Cum e asta ? - E ceva �ntre mimi. 199 00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:29,601 Poate ��i imaginezi motivul care m-a �mpins s� vin aici. 200 00:24:30,184 --> 00:24:36,886 Dorin�a de a vedea noua colec�ie a lui Amedeo �i proba ultimelor sale crea�ii... 201 00:24:37,089 --> 00:24:40,303 Pune �n valoare pielea ta de orhidee ! 202 00:24:40,335 --> 00:24:43,574 S� punem �n eviden�� profunzimea ochilor... 203 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,922 �i las� s� se �ntrevad� bun�tatea ta. 204 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,925 Sincer, eu... 205 00:24:48,544 --> 00:24:55,510 Nu, madame ? Atunci care este motivul care v-a �mpins s� veni�i la mine ? 206 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:59,795 Dumneavoastr� ! 207 00:25:03,298 --> 00:25:07,018 M� pui �n �ncurc�tur�. 208 00:25:07,452 --> 00:25:11,316 - M� faci s� ro�esc. - Iubi�el... 209 00:25:11,357 --> 00:25:14,982 - Nu mai pot... - Amedeo ! 210 00:25:15,445 --> 00:25:22,234 E clar ! Ai venit pentru c� luni nu pute�i s� pl�ti�i cecurile. 211 00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:27,492 Ce spui, Amedeo ? 212 00:25:27,990 --> 00:25:31,681 �n fiecare noapte visez c� dansez cu tine un vals exaltant. 213 00:25:32,147 --> 00:25:35,782 Ai manta, joben, apoi ca un vampir, m� mu�ti de g�t. 214 00:25:36,288 --> 00:25:40,799 Ce ru�ine ! Crezi c� am venit aici din interes ? 215 00:25:40,844 --> 00:25:44,127 Chiar m� visezi �n fiecare noapte ? 216 00:25:44,181 --> 00:25:47,211 - Da. Bine�n�eles. - Interesant. 217 00:25:47,289 --> 00:25:51,838 Ai �ncercat s� mergi la un psihiatru ? Cunosc unul foarte bun. 218 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,791 S� nu m� iei �n r�s ! 219 00:25:56,079 --> 00:26:00,322 - Amedeo. - Lacrimile de inspira�ie stric� linia. 220 00:26:00,524 --> 00:26:04,420 Astea nu sunt lacrimi. 221 00:26:04,547 --> 00:26:08,231 Te rog, Amedeo ! Ajut�-m� ! Prelunge�te-mi cecurile. 222 00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:11,333 - De ce nu ? - �tii ce a spus Hemingway ? 223 00:26:11,402 --> 00:26:14,435 Afacerile sunt afaceri ! Business is business ! 224 00:26:15,222 --> 00:26:21,274 E adev�rat c� Confucius a spus : "Cine nu poate pl�ti cecurile... 225 00:26:26,174 --> 00:26:29,770 trebuie s� mi-o dea" ! 226 00:26:29,847 --> 00:26:33,243 - Amedeo, m� tulburi ! - Te tulbur ? 227 00:26:33,324 --> 00:26:37,729 - Foarte mult... - De ce nu ne vedem s�mb�t� la tine ? 228 00:26:37,811 --> 00:26:42,778 - S�mb�t� seara ? - Aminte�te-�i ce a spus Confucius. 229 00:26:42,950 --> 00:26:46,090 Nu face Confuzione ! 230 00:26:46,181 --> 00:26:50,094 - Clarific�-�i ideile ! - Acum ideile mele sunt clare, Amedeo ! 231 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:54,645 - Sunt dispus� la tot. - Adorabil� ! 232 00:26:55,595 --> 00:26:59,096 - La 9 la tine �n hotel. - Dans�m vals ? 233 00:26:59,189 --> 00:27:01,308 - Da. - Cu manta ? 234 00:27:01,401 --> 00:27:03,806 - Cu manta ! - �i cu joben ? 235 00:27:03,809 --> 00:27:08,062 O s� m� mu�ti de g�t ? Ce emo�ie... 236 00:27:08,082 --> 00:27:12,446 - Acum vreau o gustare. - Aici ? 237 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:16,546 - Un aperitiv. - Nu e posibil. 238 00:27:16,628 --> 00:27:20,057 - Ce faci, Amedeo ? - �tiu eu... 239 00:27:21,151 --> 00:27:25,105 Nu m� dezbr�ca. Amedeo, nu m� dezbr�ca ! 240 00:27:25,162 --> 00:27:30,514 Ce faci ? Cum ��i vin ideile astea ? �nceteaz�, Amedeo ! 241 00:27:33,864 --> 00:27:37,965 - Te rog ! - Ce gr�su��... 242 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:42,385 - Hai... d�-mi-o ! - Bine, �i-o dau... ! 243 00:27:42,387 --> 00:27:45,847 - Nu, asta nu ! - Amedeo, d�-mi-o ! 244 00:27:45,876 --> 00:27:49,153 Amedeo... 245 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:52,877 Mi-o dai, Amedeo ? 246 00:27:52,909 --> 00:27:55,887 Da, da, prive�te ! 247 00:27:55,995 --> 00:27:59,046 M� g�ndeam c� e�ti mai r�u. 248 00:27:59,307 --> 00:28:02,407 Ce bine ��i st� ! 249 00:28:03,609 --> 00:28:08,242 Mul�umesc ! E�ti un b�rbat cu adev�rat fascinant. 250 00:28:08,305 --> 00:28:10,885 - �i-a pl�cut ce �i-am f�cut ? - Da. 251 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:17,018 Astea sunt pl�cerile tale, Amedeo ? Nu �tii s� faci alte pl�ceri ? 252 00:28:20,401 --> 00:28:24,949 - Guendalina. Vino ! - Ce e ? 253 00:28:24,979 --> 00:28:28,086 Clientul de aici a disp�rut. 254 00:28:28,142 --> 00:28:32,901 Da ? De asta nu �i lua micul dejun. 255 00:28:32,936 --> 00:28:37,364 Ce �mi pas� mie ? Era singurul client �i nu a pl�tit. 256 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:40,280 - De ce ? - Cum, de ce ? �i-am explicat. 257 00:28:40,312 --> 00:28:43,003 - Clientul care era aici, �la cu barb�. - Poate c� a uitat. 258 00:28:43,085 --> 00:28:45,069 - Acum pleac�. - Da, patroane. 259 00:28:45,082 --> 00:28:47,955 Nu-mi mai spune "patroane" ! Sclavo ! 260 00:28:48,037 --> 00:28:51,085 Cum s-a putut �nt�mpla asta !? 261 00:28:51,267 --> 00:28:55,237 Ce dezastru ! Era singurul client. 262 00:29:15,645 --> 00:29:18,907 - Sunt eu. E�ti tu ? - Da, desigur. Ce vrei ? 263 00:29:19,348 --> 00:29:23,049 Iubitule, de mult timp a�tept�m telefonul t�u. Spune, dragule ! 264 00:29:23,114 --> 00:29:25,681 - Alo. - Sunt aici. Spune, dragul meu ! 265 00:29:25,689 --> 00:29:29,900 - Scuze ! Am gre�it num�rul. - Prostule ! 266 00:29:35,277 --> 00:29:38,957 Poponar ! 267 00:29:54,451 --> 00:29:57,781 A�tepta�i, v� rog ! 268 00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:04,826 - Apa. - ��i mul�umesc, draga mea ! 269 00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:10,623 - 30.000. Nu e ap�. - Nu e ap� ? De ce ? 270 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,877 Cum, de ce ? Nu e ap�. 271 00:30:12,927 --> 00:30:15,849 Nu e lapte... Nu e la s�n... ? 272 00:30:16,352 --> 00:30:20,409 �n pahar nu e lapte... Apa... 273 00:30:20,484 --> 00:30:24,507 Ai pus s�nul �n ap�. D�-mi pu�in s�n... 274 00:30:24,535 --> 00:30:28,212 Dac� nu pui s�nul �n�untru... 275 00:30:28,246 --> 00:30:31,458 Cum s� beau f�r�... ? Ai lapte ? Pune... 276 00:30:31,511 --> 00:30:35,180 Pune lapte �n pahar ! Arat�-mi s�nii... 277 00:30:35,589 --> 00:30:39,272 Las� ! Beau m�ine. Cine e ? 278 00:30:40,198 --> 00:30:44,158 - Guendalina. - Tu ai f�cut zgomot ? 279 00:30:44,201 --> 00:30:47,979 Pleac�. E zgomotul de la ma�ina care a venit. 280 00:30:48,058 --> 00:30:51,501 Te-ai t�mpit. E�ti numai s�ni... 281 00:31:02,249 --> 00:31:06,862 - Cu ce te-ai �mbr�cat, Maria ? - Eu... 282 00:31:07,123 --> 00:31:10,716 Dac� te-ar vedea mama... Unde ai g�sit chestia aia ? 283 00:31:11,106 --> 00:31:14,560 - Nu �n�eleg despre ce vorbe�ti ? - Dumnezeule ! Cum nu �n�elegi ? 284 00:31:14,646 --> 00:31:17,760 E�ti mai dezbr�cat� ca o stripteuz� de la Crazy Horse. 285 00:31:18,022 --> 00:31:23,665 Cum nu po�i avea o minim� pudoare ? Costumul t�u e simplu, incredibil... 286 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,861 cel mai obscen lucru pe care l-am v�zut vreodat�. 287 00:31:26,925 --> 00:31:30,008 Vorbe�te despre fust�. Nu-i a�a c�-i frumoas� ? 288 00:31:30,498 --> 00:31:33,220 E scandalos ! Acoper�-te, neru�inato. 289 00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:36,674 Nici c�nd e�ti dezbr�cat� nu am v�zut at�tea detalii ale trupului t�u. 290 00:31:36,682 --> 00:31:39,771 - Am f�cut-o pentru tine. - Pentru mine ? 291 00:31:39,818 --> 00:31:41,669 - Pentru hotel. - Pentru hotel ? 292 00:31:41,746 --> 00:31:44,758 Vrei cumva s� transformi acest hotel �ntr-un bordel ? Ai �nnebunit ? 293 00:31:44,845 --> 00:31:47,819 Bine, s-ar face mai mul�i bani, dar... nu se poate. 294 00:31:47,843 --> 00:31:50,902 - Trebuie s� fii serioas�, e�ti so�ia mea. - Bine. M� duc s-o dau jos. 295 00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:54,097 Du-te. Nu aici, las-o jos, poate trece cineva �i te vede. 296 00:31:54,339 --> 00:32:00,327 Ce faci ? Las�-m�. Nu r�spund de reac�iile mele sexuale. Pleac�. 297 00:32:00,415 --> 00:32:04,245 - E periculos. Las�-m�. - Serios ? 298 00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:05,936 - Ce vrei de la mine ? - S� mergem. 299 00:32:06,276 --> 00:32:08,425 - Unde mergem ? - Gr�be�te-te. �tiu c� te-ai excitat. 300 00:32:08,481 --> 00:32:11,390 - E o ocazie bun�. - Nu pot, trebuie s� fac conturile. 301 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:14,217 Ce s� fac ? S� vin ? 302 00:32:14,273 --> 00:32:18,582 35 33 80. 303 00:32:20,247 --> 00:32:24,787 Sunt aici. Da. 304 00:32:24,894 --> 00:32:28,059 - Berbecu�ule ! - Nu, scorpioanc� ! 305 00:32:28,121 --> 00:32:30,123 Ur�t semn ! 306 00:32:30,686 --> 00:32:35,168 - Mi-l dai pe domnul Oratio ? - Un moment. 307 00:32:37,145 --> 00:32:40,775 Alo... Alo ! 308 00:32:50,365 --> 00:32:54,890 Ai muzic�, golanule... ! 309 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:03,893 Alo ! 310 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:08,012 Alo... Alo ! 311 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,076 - Oratio ! - Da, draga mea. 312 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,924 - O facem ? - Ce anume ? 313 00:33:16,103 --> 00:33:20,269 - Facem... ? - Da, bine�n�eles ! Facem... 314 00:33:20,363 --> 00:33:24,044 - Cum o facem ? - Cum vrei tu, draga mea. 315 00:33:24,652 --> 00:33:29,007 Cum spune�i voi, femeile. Masculul e al meu �i fac ce vreau cu el. 316 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,962 - Pentru mine e bine orice alegi. - Nu, dragul meu. 317 00:33:32,038 --> 00:33:36,861 Dac� aleg eu, tu devii b�rbatul absent, pasiv, neparticipant... 318 00:33:37,532 --> 00:33:42,319 care �i las� femeia frustrat� �i nesatisf�cut� �n cea mai mare singur�tate. 319 00:33:43,186 --> 00:33:48,951 Dac� hot�r�sc eu, devin b�rbatul �ng�mfat, r�u, dominator... 320 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,492 care folose�te corpul femeii �n scopuri josnice... 321 00:33:52,556 --> 00:33:57,347 �i perversiuni sexuale. Alege tu pozi�ia, iubirea mea ! 322 00:33:57,432 --> 00:34:02,155 Da, dar dac� hot�r�sc eu, nu vreau ca echilibrul t�u sexual... 323 00:34:02,155 --> 00:34:07,199 deja precar... �i delicat... s� se resimt� prea mult. 324 00:34:07,370 --> 00:34:11,983 - Dac� hot�r�sc eu pozi�ia, te inhibi... - Nu... 325 00:34:12,023 --> 00:34:16,264 - Alege-o tu, iubitule. - Vezi iubi, nu conteaz� alegerea... 326 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:20,939 �ntr-un raport sexual critic �i dialectic... 327 00:34:20,964 --> 00:34:24,655 A face dragoste e un fapt critic �i dialectic... o spune �i Freud. 328 00:34:24,732 --> 00:34:27,447 �ntr-un raport de cuplu, c�nd este libertatea... 329 00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:30,639 - Oratio ! Trage-mi-o ! - Imediat, draga mea ! 330 00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:33,812 Am venit. 331 00:34:33,892 --> 00:34:37,570 Am �mpins prea mult ? Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 332 00:34:37,638 --> 00:34:41,559 - Oratio ! Acum c�nd ne-am g�sit pozi�ia... - S� �tii c� mie mi-a pl�cut. �ie nu ? 333 00:34:41,576 --> 00:34:44,313 Tocmai faptul c� am �mpins mi-a f�cut pl�cere. 334 00:34:44,388 --> 00:34:47,552 - S� �ncerc�m a�a. - Cum se face ? 335 00:34:48,061 --> 00:34:51,460 Nu �tiu, nu cred ! �n pant� termin repede. 336 00:34:52,297 --> 00:34:55,417 Cum s� facem ? Renun��m. O facem alt�dat�. 337 00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:58,772 �ntre timp, d�-mi un s�n. S� �ncerc�m a�a ! 338 00:34:58,787 --> 00:35:02,415 N-am mai f�cut-o a�a. 339 00:35:09,553 --> 00:35:12,960 - Sunt eu. Tu e�ti �efu' ? - Eu sunt, ce vrei ? 340 00:35:12,961 --> 00:35:15,993 - S� vorbesc cu tine. - Acum nu am timp. 341 00:35:45,582 --> 00:35:48,937 - Tot eu sunt. - Spune repede, n-am timp. 342 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:53,356 Du-te dracului... du-te dracului ! 343 00:35:57,642 --> 00:36:02,302 Ce dezastru ! S�mb�t� seara, Amedeo vine �n hotel... se �nt�lne�te cu Oratio... 344 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:07,162 Deja v�d �n toate ziarele. Drama unei gelozii a ucis doi aman�i. 345 00:36:07,877 --> 00:36:10,197 - Pu�in� �ampanie, iubito ? Ce e ? - Da, mul�umesc ! 346 00:36:10,284 --> 00:36:13,488 - ��i place �ampania, nu-i a�a ? - E�ti foarte amabil. 347 00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:16,704 C�nd se face din interes, nu e tr�dare. Eu nu-mi tr�dez so�ia, dimpotriv�, 348 00:36:16,786 --> 00:36:20,006 �mi salvez c�s�toria �i hotelul. 349 00:36:20,086 --> 00:36:23,153 P�cat c� nu bei, iubitule. �ampania asta e delicioas�. 350 00:36:24,221 --> 00:36:26,996 �tii c� nu beau, sunt abstinent. Beau ap� mineral�. 351 00:36:27,021 --> 00:36:31,122 �tiu. S�mb�ta trebuie s� g�sesc o solu�ie s�-l trimit de aici pe Oratio. 352 00:36:31,149 --> 00:36:35,100 A� putea s�-i spun c� m� duc la Napoli s� caut pe cineva care-mi �mprumut� bani. 353 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:39,109 Ea se duce la mama ei, iar eu r�m�n aici singur. 354 00:36:39,144 --> 00:36:42,283 O so�ie bun� trebuie s� �tie s� aibe grij� de c�s�toria ei... 355 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:45,328 chiar culc�ndu-se cu cineva. 356 00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:48,360 - Nu e nimic r�u �n asta. - E adev�rat. 357 00:36:48,443 --> 00:36:51,988 - Ai spus ceva ? - Nu. Nimic. Ce spuneai ? 358 00:36:52,039 --> 00:36:54,489 Eu. Nimic. Tu ? 359 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:59,080 Dac� m-a� duce la Napoli s� caut pe cineva care s�-mi �mprumute bani, 360 00:36:59,081 --> 00:37:02,755 - e ceva r�u �n asta ? Nu ! - Dimpotriv� ! Du-te ! 361 00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:05,369 - Pot s� m� duc ? - Desigur. 362 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,636 - Tu te duci la mama ta... - Nu. 363 00:37:06,729 --> 00:37:08,165 De ce, nu ? 364 00:37:08,206 --> 00:37:11,300 - De ce s� m� duc la mama ? - Pentru c� eu m� duc la Napoli. 365 00:37:11,385 --> 00:37:14,274 C�nd unu se duce la Napoli, ea se duce la maic�-sa. 366 00:37:14,339 --> 00:37:17,999 - Cine a spus asta ? - Preotul. Primarul... ? 367 00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:22,447 A�a se face. So�ul se duce la Napoli, iar so�ia la maic�-sa. 368 00:37:22,468 --> 00:37:27,271 Nu, iubitule. Tu te duci la Napoli, iar eu r�m�n aici. 369 00:37:27,326 --> 00:37:30,854 Nu te duci la mama ta ? Te rog ! 370 00:37:30,930 --> 00:37:33,610 - De ce s� m� duc la mama ? - C�nd so�ul pleac� la Napoli, 371 00:37:33,643 --> 00:37:37,462 nevasta profit�, se duce la maic�-sa, pentru c� nu a v�zut-o de mult timp. 372 00:37:37,476 --> 00:37:40,842 - E b�tr�n�, bolnav�... - Am v�zut-o s�pt�m�na trecut�. 373 00:37:40,843 --> 00:37:46,158 Nu e normal s� r�m�i aici singur�, te plictise�ti. Te rog, du-te la mama ta. 374 00:37:46,179 --> 00:37:50,645 Bine, iubitule. M�ine m� duc la mama. 375 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:53,608 - Tu te duci la Napoli ? - Da, m� duc s� caut bani, iubito. 376 00:37:53,622 --> 00:37:56,751 - Te bucuri, iubito ? - Desigur dragul meu. 377 00:37:56,811 --> 00:37:59,278 E�ti adorabil�, iubito. Nu te merit... 378 00:37:59,283 --> 00:38:02,929 Tu e�ti adorabil. 379 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:07,954 Tu m� �n�elegi din zbor. C�teodat� pare c� �mi cite�ti g�ndurile. 380 00:38:08,209 --> 00:38:11,672 �i tu. �tiai ? Pare c� ai citit ce am �n minte. 381 00:38:12,997 --> 00:38:15,724 - Oratio ! - Ce e, draga mea ? 382 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:20,350 - �mi miroase a ars. - E inima mea, arde de dragostea ta. 383 00:38:20,728 --> 00:38:23,873 Nu glumi, Oratio. �mi miroase a ars. 384 00:38:24,331 --> 00:38:27,761 Nu e posibil. E ananas. Ananasul arde ? 385 00:38:27,761 --> 00:38:30,776 Ananasul nu, dar l�na, da ! 386 00:38:33,149 --> 00:38:36,222 - Au... - �i-am spus ! 387 00:38:36,837 --> 00:38:39,402 - Cotul meu... - Hai, iubitule ! 388 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:41,043 - Ce �mi pui, iubito ? - E o crem�, iubitule. 389 00:38:41,512 --> 00:38:44,637 La ce folose�te ? Sunt multe care fac r�u. 390 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:47,574 - Eu o folosesc s� m� epilez. - E�ti nebun� ? 391 00:38:47,596 --> 00:38:50,449 - Nu, te rog. Las�-mi p�rul. - �nceteaz�, Oratio ! 392 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:53,726 - Arde ! - �nc� nu �i-am pus. 393 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:56,883 Deja simt c� arde. Telefonul. R�spund eu. 394 00:38:58,289 --> 00:39:00,695 Alo ! Oricine ai fi, mi-ai salvat pielea. 395 00:39:01,336 --> 00:39:04,804 - Despre ce vorbe�ti ? - Curva naibii ! 396 00:39:05,258 --> 00:39:09,358 - Cum m-ai recunoscut ? - La naiba. Tu erai ?! 397 00:39:09,393 --> 00:39:13,862 Hai, purcelu�ul meu ! Ghice�te ce fac acum ? 398 00:39:13,878 --> 00:39:17,134 Sunt �n p�tu�ul meu, aproape dezbr�cat�. 399 00:39:17,182 --> 00:39:19,838 Sunt preg�tit� s� fac sex cu tine, purcelu�ule. 400 00:39:19,893 --> 00:39:23,866 S� ��i descriu cum sunt ! Se v�d pu�in s�nii... 401 00:39:23,935 --> 00:39:26,717 - Acum ��i place ? - Da.. Ce s�-mi plac� ? Termin�. 402 00:39:26,726 --> 00:39:30,008 Nu mai face a�a ! Serios ! 403 00:39:30,061 --> 00:39:35,029 Sunt cu vibratorul �i visez pozi�iile alea de Kamasutra... 404 00:39:35,029 --> 00:39:38,326 Te scandalizez ? Spune-mi c� sunt purcelu�a ta ! 405 00:39:38,391 --> 00:39:41,513 O spun, bine�n�eles c-o spun. De ce mi-ar p�sa ? 406 00:39:42,525 --> 00:39:45,456 Crezi c� mi-e fric� ? O spun imediat. 407 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,188 - Nu e�ti o persoan� bun�. - Cine e ? 408 00:39:48,259 --> 00:39:51,110 - Una care a gre�it num�rul. - �nchide. 409 00:39:51,186 --> 00:39:55,076 Asculta�i, dna : c�uta�i pe cineva s� v-o trag� ! 410 00:39:55,110 --> 00:39:58,096 Pe mine nu m� intereseaz�. M� arde ! 411 00:39:58,111 --> 00:40:02,029 Ce tare e�ti ! O folose�ti a�a de mult ? Trebuie s� chem�m pompierii ? 412 00:40:02,101 --> 00:40:04,410 - Termin� cu ea, pune-i-o. - Desigur. 413 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:07,721 - Dna, eu v-o pun ! - Pune-mi-o ! Prin fa��, pe la spate... 414 00:40:07,782 --> 00:40:10,642 peste tot. Se vede c� ai cump�rat Kamasutra. 415 00:40:10,679 --> 00:40:13,329 - Cum ? Prin fa�� i pe la spate ? - Cine e ? 416 00:40:13,368 --> 00:40:17,235 Eu pun telefonul �n furc�. E una din alea care n-au ce face... 417 00:40:17,245 --> 00:40:20,538 - �nchide-i telefonul. - Cine e ? V-a�i schimbat vocea ? 418 00:40:21,056 --> 00:40:23,298 - Sunt eu. - Eu sunt eu, tu cine e�ti ? 419 00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:26,090 - Eu sunt. - Alo ! 420 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:29,348 - Cine o fi ? Alo... - Sunt eu. 421 00:40:29,396 --> 00:40:32,027 Eu telefonez. �n�elege�i ? 422 00:40:32,109 --> 00:40:35,183 - Cine vorbe�te ? Care eu ? - Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 423 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,358 Tu e�ti ? Nu, nu m� intereseaz�. 424 00:40:38,376 --> 00:40:41,786 Am b�gat fisa �i vreau s� vorbesc cu tine, e urgent, ai �n�eles ? 425 00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:45,523 - E o interferen��. - Ce interferen�� ? Auzi la el ! 426 00:40:45,629 --> 00:40:49,098 - �efu' ! - �nchid, pentru c� sunt o doamn�. 427 00:40:49,142 --> 00:40:51,863 - Curva naibii ! - Acum ce mai e ? 428 00:40:51,962 --> 00:40:56,106 E inutil s� m� tratezi a�a ! Te pot chinui toat� via�a. 429 00:40:56,117 --> 00:40:59,281 - Dumneata cine e�ti ? - Cine e�ti ? 430 00:40:59,367 --> 00:41:01,510 - Sunt nevasta ta. - E nevast�-mea. 431 00:41:01,602 --> 00:41:03,956 - Nu, nu e nevast�-mea. - Tu e�ti nevasta ta ? 432 00:41:04,016 --> 00:41:08,062 Da. Nu. Vrei s� �tie dac� sunt c�s�torit sau nu ? 433 00:41:08,067 --> 00:41:10,814 - Tu e�ti so�ul meu. - Ce te intereseaz� ? 434 00:41:10,841 --> 00:41:13,575 Ce mai face nevast�-ta ? Au ! M� doare m�na ! 435 00:41:13,586 --> 00:41:17,230 Ce te doare ? Nu am �n�eles ? Nevast�-mea ? E l�ng� mine. 436 00:41:17,254 --> 00:41:20,095 - Cine e ? - Vrea s� vorbeasc� cu tine. 437 00:41:20,108 --> 00:41:23,811 - Alo ! - Alo ! Eu sunt. 438 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:26,823 - Da. �i eu sunt eu. - Tu e�ti ? Bine. 439 00:41:26,888 --> 00:41:32,844 M-am s�turat. Te avertizez c� telefonul e ascultat de poli�ie. 440 00:41:32,852 --> 00:41:36,726 Poli�ia ? Dumnezeule ! 441 00:41:37,099 --> 00:41:40,861 Poli�ia... 442 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:45,154 - Unde te duci, b�iete ? - Cine, eu ? 443 00:41:45,196 --> 00:41:48,740 Nu face pe �mecherul. Ai marfa cu tine ? 444 00:41:48,771 --> 00:41:52,434 - Am ascuns-o �ntr-o pern�. - Perfect ! 445 00:41:52,441 --> 00:41:55,692 O vreau p�n� la miezul nop�ii. Ai �n�eles ? 446 00:41:55,706 --> 00:41:59,771 Am �n�eles. E�ti Marsiliezu' ? 447 00:42:01,413 --> 00:42:07,381 Nu trebuia s� spui asta. 448 00:42:08,463 --> 00:42:12,192 - Da. - Pleac�. 449 00:42:12,771 --> 00:42:17,240 Marsiliezule ! Ai �n�eles bine ? 450 00:42:18,915 --> 00:42:21,546 Marsiliezule ! 451 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,810 - Adio, sclavo ! - La revedere. 452 00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:26,411 - S� ai grij� de hotel. - C�l�torie pl�cut�. 453 00:42:26,485 --> 00:42:29,895 - Distra�i-v� ! - Mul�umesc, draga mea ! 454 00:42:33,348 --> 00:42:37,251 - Opre�te �terg�toarele ! Ciao ! - La revedere ! 455 00:42:38,913 --> 00:42:43,240 - Ce i-ai spus ? - Plec�m �ntr-un weekend de amor. 456 00:42:43,823 --> 00:42:47,233 Ce voiai s� spun ? C� avem necazuri �i mergem s� �mprumut�m bani ? 457 00:42:47,262 --> 00:42:51,418 �i dac� nu g�sim are �i ea necazuri ? C� nu o putem pl�ti ? 458 00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:54,942 Bine, porne�te. 459 00:42:55,017 --> 00:42:58,351 Nu intra �n vitez�... Am reu�it. 460 00:43:22,328 --> 00:43:25,370 - C�l�torie pl�cut� ! - Ciao ! Salut-o pe mama ta. 461 00:43:25,402 --> 00:43:28,500 Ciao ! 462 00:47:09,541 --> 00:47:13,504 Guendalina ! 463 00:47:14,838 --> 00:47:18,180 Guenda, Guenda... ! 464 00:47:21,146 --> 00:47:25,359 Nu te speria. Sunt eu. �i-am adus cadouri. 465 00:47:25,363 --> 00:47:29,834 Revista ta preferat�. Parfumul care-�i place mult. 466 00:47:29,913 --> 00:47:34,182 O pereche de chilo�ei. ��i trebuiesc. Tu nu por�i niciodat� chilo�ei. 467 00:47:34,192 --> 00:47:38,260 O caset� cu muzic� de dans. 468 00:47:38,266 --> 00:47:41,746 Chewing-gum. Poftim. Totul pentru tine. 469 00:47:41,815 --> 00:47:44,929 E�ti bucuroas� ? Vino aici. Unde te duci ? 470 00:47:44,932 --> 00:47:48,574 Nu mai v�zut. Ai �n�eles ? Nu am fost �n hotel. 471 00:47:48,614 --> 00:47:50,611 - M-ai v�zut ? - Nu. 472 00:47:50,709 --> 00:47:54,512 D�-mi cadourile ! Nu am fost aici, nu m-ai v�zut. Ai �n�eles ? 473 00:47:54,550 --> 00:47:57,984 Du-te. Nu m-ai v�zut. S� nu ui�i. 474 00:47:57,998 --> 00:48:01,329 Pune-�i chilo�eii. Stai tot timpul cu fundul afar�. 475 00:48:01,401 --> 00:48:04,574 �i-am cump�rat chilo�i. Pune�i-i ! 476 00:48:04,624 --> 00:48:08,957 Dumnezeul meu ! S� sper�m c� o s� fie bine. 477 00:49:07,473 --> 00:49:11,125 Kamasutra. 9800 de pozi�ii. 478 00:49:11,756 --> 00:49:16,116 Ce e asta ? �ntinde�i piciorul... 479 00:49:19,021 --> 00:49:23,925 Capitolul Tao. �ntinde�i femeia... 480 00:49:24,052 --> 00:49:24,352 Desface�i bra�ele ca o acvil�... 481 00:49:24,352 --> 00:49:31,357 Prinde�i-o de fund... Cum s� fac ? 482 00:49:31,803 --> 00:49:35,713 �ntinde�i piciorul... 483 00:49:36,590 --> 00:49:41,911 Pe sub... s�ruta�i delicat �ncheietura de la picior.... 484 00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:47,483 �ntoarce�i-v� pe dreapta �i prinde�i femeia repede... 485 00:49:47,747 --> 00:49:51,909 dup� ce a�i f�cut o rotire... 486 00:49:53,025 --> 00:49:57,099 Ce c�z�tur� ! Spatele meu... 487 00:50:05,063 --> 00:50:09,952 Guendalina ! Nu face fa�a aia ! Nu sunt o fantom�. 488 00:50:10,096 --> 00:50:13,757 Uite ce �i-am adus, draga mea. Asta e revista ta... 489 00:50:13,758 --> 00:50:17,418 Aici e caseta ta... O pereche de chilo�ei ro�ii... 490 00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:20,635 �tiu c� ��i plac. Uite c� am aici ! Parfumul t�u. 491 00:50:20,694 --> 00:50:24,256 - E�ti bucuroas� ? - Da. 492 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:27,790 - Guendalina... ! - Parfumul... 493 00:50:27,803 --> 00:50:31,374 �n seara asta, nu m-ai v�zut. Ai �n�eles bine ? 494 00:50:31,889 --> 00:50:34,653 - Da. - Nu. Nu m-ai v�zut. 495 00:50:34,730 --> 00:50:38,528 Bravo ! 496 00:50:39,174 --> 00:50:42,546 S� nu ui�i Guendalina. �n seara asta nu m-ai v�zut. Bine ? 497 00:50:42,569 --> 00:50:45,049 Nu. 498 00:50:45,113 --> 00:50:49,602 Yoni contra yoni ! Boa�ele mele... 499 00:50:49,683 --> 00:50:53,541 Nu, nu. Asta e prea dificil�. S-o vedem pe asta ! 500 00:50:54,732 --> 00:50:59,710 B�rbatul trebuie neap�rat s� avanseze. Asta e mai bun�. 501 00:51:00,216 --> 00:51:04,712 ... �i ajuns la jum�tate trebuie s� b�l�ng�ne ! 502 00:51:05,762 --> 00:51:09,443 Ce e b�l�ng�neala ? Cum s� fac ? 503 00:51:09,465 --> 00:51:13,368 Eu nu �tiu s� b�l�ng�nesc ! Cum fac dac� m� �mbr��i�eaz� �i spune : 504 00:51:13,447 --> 00:51:17,502 Iubitule, b�l�ng�ne�te-m� ! Eu ce fac ? 505 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,361 De ce nu se mai face cum era odat� ? 506 00:51:20,386 --> 00:51:23,030 Abandonare, m�ng�iere, penetrare... Nu. �n ziua de azi, dac� nu... 507 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:26,679 b�l�ng�ne�ti, nu sodomizezi �i nu faci fela�ie... 508 00:51:26,774 --> 00:51:31,239 e�ti un prost. Cum se spune : "un troglodit al sexului". 509 00:51:32,038 --> 00:51:35,659 Se spune :"�l vezi pe �la ? �la nu �tie s� b�l�ng�neasc�". 510 00:51:35,757 --> 00:51:40,704 Eu nu �tiu s� b�l�ng�nesc, ce vre�i de la mine ? Eu �tiu doar s� regulez ! 511 00:51:47,222 --> 00:51:52,186 - Dac� vine o doamn�... - O trimit �n camera dvs. 512 00:52:11,432 --> 00:52:17,296 A�tept un domn �mbr�cat �n negru. C�nd vine, �l aduci �n camera mea. 513 00:52:17,309 --> 00:52:21,181 - Bine ? - Desigur ! 514 00:52:23,842 --> 00:52:27,415 Cullazio ridens ! 515 00:52:27,821 --> 00:52:31,622 Asta termin� r�z�nd. Ce nostim ! 516 00:52:32,186 --> 00:52:35,658 A venit ? M� cheam� ? 517 00:52:35,774 --> 00:52:39,585 M� duc s� o �nt�lnesc... 518 00:52:42,904 --> 00:52:46,098 �i �i spun : "Uite-m�, draga mea" ! Vin ! 519 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:53,279 - Bun� seara, fiica mea ! - Sunte�i �mbarcat �n negru ? 520 00:52:53,738 --> 00:52:57,349 - Da. - Atunci veni�i. 521 00:52:58,288 --> 00:53:02,393 Veni�i cu mine. 522 00:53:02,415 --> 00:53:06,100 V� rog ! 523 00:53:22,343 --> 00:53:25,781 - E cineva ? - O fi ea sau n-o fi ea ? 524 00:53:28,261 --> 00:53:31,807 Ea e ! 525 00:53:36,739 --> 00:53:39,294 Hei ! 526 00:53:39,347 --> 00:53:42,380 Berbecu�ule ! Cucu ! 527 00:53:42,754 --> 00:53:47,265 Unde e asta ? Berbecu�ule ! 528 00:53:47,374 --> 00:53:51,145 Uite-m� aici. Ce ai p��it, iubito ? 529 00:53:51,226 --> 00:53:54,924 Ai le�inat ? Iubito... ! 530 00:53:56,879 --> 00:54:00,851 Intr� ! 531 00:54:04,418 --> 00:54:08,019 Mu�c�-m� ! 532 00:54:19,224 --> 00:54:22,260 - Dumnezeule ! - Ce-a fost asta ? 533 00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:26,297 Ce bine a fost... ! 534 00:54:26,811 --> 00:54:30,693 Scuza�i-m� ! Nu am vrut ! 535 00:54:30,957 --> 00:54:34,481 - �mi pare r�u. - Ajutor ! 536 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,233 Treze�te-te, iubito ! 537 00:54:39,496 --> 00:54:43,143 Sunt eu, nu te speria. Sunt eu, berbecu�ul t�u. 538 00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:47,048 - Te duc �n camera mea. - Ajut�-m� ! 539 00:54:47,094 --> 00:54:51,566 Ce grea e�ti, iubirea mea... ! Vino ! Te duc �n camera mea. 540 00:54:52,583 --> 00:54:55,372 - Unde m� duci ? - Ai s� vezi ! 541 00:54:55,465 --> 00:54:58,625 - Gr�be�te-te. - Berbecu�ul ��i face efect ? 542 00:54:59,112 --> 00:55:03,160 - Gr�be�te-te, iubitule. - Spatele meu... 543 00:55:03,172 --> 00:55:06,318 E�ti gr�su��, iubirea mea... 544 00:55:06,351 --> 00:55:11,462 Nu m� �n�elege�i gre�it. C�utam numai o camer�, ca s� �mi petrec noaptea. 545 00:55:11,552 --> 00:55:14,350 - Avem camer�, p�rinte. - Da ? Unde ? 546 00:55:14,399 --> 00:55:17,144 - La num�rul 8. - Atunci, merg acolo. 547 00:55:17,187 --> 00:55:18,980 Merge�i, p�rinte. 548 00:55:19,002 --> 00:55:22,354 - M� absolvi�i ? - V� absolv, p�rinte ! 549 00:55:23,107 --> 00:55:26,925 P�l�ria, p�rinte. 550 00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:34,235 Uite-o ! 551 00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:42,106 - Am ajuns, iubito. - Ce puternic e�ti ! 552 00:55:42,830 --> 00:55:45,557 Am ajuns. 553 00:55:45,645 --> 00:55:49,126 - Hai, ia-m� repede. Am un chef... - Spatele... 554 00:55:49,266 --> 00:55:53,465 - Masculule... - M� doare spatele. 555 00:55:54,276 --> 00:55:58,385 - M� cheam� Pucci... - Las�-m�, m� doare spatele. 556 00:55:58,385 --> 00:56:01,888 - Vino ! - Nu, nu. Ajutor ! 557 00:56:01,925 --> 00:56:05,862 - S� te dezbrac. - Nu, las�-mi testiculele ! 558 00:56:05,912 --> 00:56:10,513 Trebuia s� fie o �nt�lnire sentimental� iar acum a devenit o lupt� liber�. 559 00:56:10,567 --> 00:56:14,040 - Hai, iubitule... - �ncet ! Dac� nu ��i... 560 00:56:14,118 --> 00:56:17,687 Opre�te-te ! ��i sparg capul. 561 00:56:18,621 --> 00:56:22,799 - M� dor rinichii... - M� cheam� Puci Karen. 562 00:56:22,799 --> 00:56:26,379 - Mai bine. - Nu m� mai dezbrac. 563 00:59:00,251 --> 00:59:04,058 Pardon ! Pardon ! 564 00:59:05,771 --> 00:59:09,047 Pardon ! 565 00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:13,999 S� m� s�rute a�a ? Nu are... clas� ! 566 00:59:15,494 --> 00:59:19,897 Unde o fi ? O fi aici... ? Aici ? Nu... 567 00:59:31,486 --> 00:59:34,508 - Poate aici ! - Amedeo ! 568 00:59:34,535 --> 00:59:37,496 - �n sf�r�it, dragul meu ! - Te-am g�sit. Vin la tine... 569 00:59:37,645 --> 00:59:40,874 Vin... 570 00:59:41,137 --> 00:59:44,898 Amedeo... Dragul meu ! 571 00:59:44,902 --> 00:59:49,377 Treze�te-te ! Cecurile... 572 00:59:49,931 --> 00:59:53,726 Doamne ! Amedeo ! 573 01:01:03,223 --> 01:01:06,815 Ocupat ! 574 01:01:11,604 --> 01:01:15,538 - Ce moment emo�ionant ! Ia geaca ! - Crezi, draga mea ? 575 01:01:15,562 --> 01:01:19,639 - A�a, dezbrac�-te. Nu m� uit. - Sunt a�a de excitat�... 576 01:01:19,647 --> 01:01:23,258 Am o furie... Nici nu-�i dai seama... �mi mai scot ceva... 577 01:01:23,318 --> 01:01:26,522 �mi scot ceva dr�gu�... 578 01:01:26,575 --> 01:01:30,039 - Sim�i ce parfumat� e ? - Pute. 579 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:33,756 - Cine-mi scoate fusta ? - S� chem camerista !? 580 01:01:33,993 --> 01:01:37,778 - Nu pot s�-mi scot fusta. - S�-�i scot eu fusta ? 581 01:01:38,221 --> 01:01:42,379 Hai s�-�i scot fusta. Nu te trage �napoi, trebuie s�-�i scot fusta... 582 01:01:42,597 --> 01:01:47,082 Ridic� fundule�ul ! 583 01:01:47,117 --> 01:01:51,245 Te-am eliberat de fust�. �tiu c� sunt bun. 584 01:01:51,853 --> 01:01:57,010 Acum c� nu mai ai fusta, s� facem pu�in� conversa�ie ? Ce spui ? 585 01:01:57,803 --> 01:02:01,392 S� ne cunoa�tem mai bine, s� �tim totul unul despre cel�lalt. 586 01:02:01,962 --> 01:02:05,864 A� vrea s� �tiu cum e�ti �i tu ai vrea s� �tii cum sunt... 587 01:02:05,902 --> 01:02:09,000 Conform teoriei lui Freud... Freud spune c� ar fi mai bine s�... 588 01:02:09,072 --> 01:02:12,976 - Hmmm, ce bine e... ! - Ar fi mai bine s�... 589 01:02:13,575 --> 01:02:17,467 �ncet, m� sufoc, m� doare... ! A�teapt� un moment. 590 01:02:17,524 --> 01:02:21,808 S� mai vorbim... Abia te cunosc. Nu, las�-m�. M� doare spatele. 591 01:02:22,325 --> 01:02:26,111 Ajutor ! Las�-m� ! Piciorul... 592 01:02:26,154 --> 01:02:29,639 Las�-m� s� respir un moment. Ajutor ! 593 01:02:30,639 --> 01:02:33,787 - E nemaipomenit... - Te rog, las�-m� ! 594 01:02:33,845 --> 01:02:35,981 Kamasutra nu spunea asta. Ce ai, nimfomano ? 595 01:02:36,019 --> 01:02:39,909 - Las�-m� s� plec, te rog. - Vreau s� te mu�c... 596 01:02:40,028 --> 01:02:43,834 Scoate�i pantalonii. Nu se poate face dragoste cu pantalonii. 597 01:02:44,850 --> 01:02:47,388 Nu mai pot. Ajutor... 598 01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:51,644 Treze�te-te, iubitule ! Revino-�i ! 599 01:02:54,262 --> 01:02:57,910 �i-ai revenit, iubitule ! Hai, Amedeo, dragul meu ! 600 01:02:58,823 --> 01:03:02,076 Sus ! Amedeo ! 601 01:03:02,863 --> 01:03:07,329 ��r�noiule ! Iubitule ! 602 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:23,194 Pu�in� relaxare ! 603 01:03:33,966 --> 01:03:37,899 �ncearc� s�-�i revii. Pari un salam. Te rog ! 604 01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:42,438 Hai, pe pat ! Nu, pe pat, nu ! �ncearc� s� stai drept, Amedeo. 605 01:03:42,528 --> 01:03:46,195 A�a, bravo ! 606 01:03:46,538 --> 01:03:50,806 Sprijin�-te, Amedeo ! A�a ! 607 01:03:50,901 --> 01:03:54,502 Spune ceva, iubitule ! Vorbe�te-mi de cecuri. 608 01:03:54,557 --> 01:03:57,930 - Iubitule... - Ce m�rime por�i ? 609 01:03:58,019 --> 01:04:02,004 44, dragul meu ! 610 01:04:02,066 --> 01:04:07,550 Nu, nu e 44 ! Astea sunt 40 de ��e... 611 01:04:08,658 --> 01:04:13,092 Patru, cinci, �ase... ��e, ��e, ��e... ! 612 01:04:13,306 --> 01:04:16,755 Amedeo... 613 01:04:17,586 --> 01:04:21,342 Din nou ? 614 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,485 Mai sus, mai sus, mai sus... Mai jos, mai jos, mai jos ! 615 01:04:27,545 --> 01:04:30,640 Mai sus, mai sus... 616 01:04:32,492 --> 01:04:35,488 Mai �ncolo, mai �ncolo... 617 01:04:35,581 --> 01:04:39,121 Mai sus, mai jos, mai sus, mai jos... 618 01:04:40,239 --> 01:04:44,709 Ai mai �ncercat cu �ampanie ? Te ud cu �ampanie, apoi te beau toat�... 619 01:04:45,717 --> 01:04:48,960 - Mai jos. Unde te duci ? - M� duc s� aduc o sticl� de �ampanie. 620 01:04:49,557 --> 01:04:53,850 Nu te mi�ca de aici. Aduc ceva de b�ut. A�teapt�-m�. 621 01:04:57,419 --> 01:05:01,752 Bem, bem ! Numai s� ne-o tragem ! 622 01:05:02,912 --> 01:05:05,966 Mai sus, mai jos ! Ce face ? 623 01:05:06,004 --> 01:05:09,883 Asta nu e o femeie. E m�nia lui Dumnezeu ! 624 01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:14,369 E o caracati�� ! 625 01:05:14,967 --> 01:05:18,322 Sunt deja obosit �i nu am regulat ! 626 01:05:18,607 --> 01:05:22,037 Asta m-a omor�t ! 627 01:05:56,425 --> 01:06:00,953 S�-�i fac pu�in aer... Sunt eu ! 628 01:06:01,202 --> 01:06:04,894 Amedeo ! Iubitul meu. Deschide ochii, prive�te-m� ! 629 01:06:04,979 --> 01:06:08,577 Cecurile... 630 01:06:08,672 --> 01:06:13,191 Ce privire asasin� ! ��i place plat�, gazoas� sau efervescent� ? 631 01:06:13,802 --> 01:06:17,720 Cum dragule ? Am �n�eles, efervescent�. 632 01:06:17,732 --> 01:06:21,880 E�ti rafinat... 633 01:06:25,084 --> 01:06:29,225 Amedeo ! Iubitule... 634 01:06:29,601 --> 01:06:32,908 Amedeo... 635 01:06:32,927 --> 01:06:37,844 Amedeo ! Amedeo ! Cecurile ! 636 01:06:45,180 --> 01:06:48,329 - Da, Spune�i. - Vreau s� rezerv o camer�. 637 01:06:48,641 --> 01:06:51,394 - �mi pare r�u, nu avem camere. - Cum ? 638 01:06:51,396 --> 01:06:53,870 Chiar dac� suntem �n extrasezon, lucr�m mult. 639 01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:56,453 - Da, acolo e bordelul dracului. - Sunte�i un clarv�z�tor ? 640 01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,677 Da, clarv�z�torul p... 641 01:07:39,128 --> 01:07:42,395 Ce face�i aici ? Nu trebuia s� v� duce�i la doamna ? 642 01:07:42,471 --> 01:07:47,335 Un �nger ! V�d un �nger. Ce frumos... ! 643 01:07:48,656 --> 01:07:52,691 - A venit din cer... - Ia ! 644 01:07:52,971 --> 01:07:57,405 - Aud clopotele. - Ajutor ! 645 01:07:58,401 --> 01:08:01,673 Ajutor ! Doamne, m� prinde ! 646 01:08:02,337 --> 01:08:06,588 - Vino aici... - Ajutor ! 647 01:08:20,290 --> 01:08:23,499 - Cum te sim�i, dragule ? - Bine. 648 01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:27,995 Nemaipomenit. M� simt bine. 649 01:08:29,832 --> 01:08:34,152 Oh, nu ! Amedeo ! 650 01:08:41,043 --> 01:08:45,435 Ce ghinion ! Nu reu�esc s� rezolv problema cecurilor. 651 01:08:51,357 --> 01:08:55,341 - Dvs ce vre�i ? - �ngerul dinainte ! 652 01:08:57,232 --> 01:09:00,984 �tii cine sunt eu ? 653 01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:05,439 - �tiu ! Sunte�i un preot. - Nu ! Sunt un dr�cu�or. 654 01:09:05,571 --> 01:09:10,526 - Ce spune�i, p�rinte ? - Un dr�cu�or... 655 01:09:12,773 --> 01:09:16,085 P�rinte ! 656 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,627 P�rinte ! 657 01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:27,861 Ce bine c� Oratio nu e aici. M-ar fi luat drept o u�uratic�... 658 01:09:28,453 --> 01:09:31,803 Vreau s� spun, o curv�. 659 01:09:36,503 --> 01:09:40,969 Ar avea dreptate. 660 01:09:54,753 --> 01:09:58,380 �i lui ! Amedeo, stai comod, dragule ? 661 01:10:00,576 --> 01:10:05,243 Amedeo ! Te credeam un gentleman... 662 01:10:05,297 --> 01:10:08,415 dar e�ti numai un cretin. 663 01:10:08,851 --> 01:10:12,885 S� facem un cocktail. Punem vodc�, e bun�... 664 01:10:14,270 --> 01:10:17,574 S� punem �i asta. 665 01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:20,967 �i rom, e tare... 666 01:10:21,706 --> 01:10:25,963 acum trebuie s�-l gust... ni�te portocale, cu�itul... 667 01:10:26,741 --> 01:10:30,380 Portocalele sunt bune. 668 01:10:30,545 --> 01:10:35,127 Portocalele sunt bune seara... Am terminat. 669 01:10:36,581 --> 01:10:40,538 �i ment�. Ce parfum... 670 01:10:41,222 --> 01:10:44,712 Mai mult� ment�... 671 01:10:44,787 --> 01:10:47,941 Sunt deja beat f�r� s� beau. Numai cu parfumul... ! 672 01:10:48,742 --> 01:10:52,079 Acum trebuie s� amestec totul... 673 01:10:52,726 --> 01:10:56,275 Amestecat�... 674 01:10:56,805 --> 01:11:00,229 Puccetina ! Vin... 675 01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:13,538 M-am �mb�tat ! 676 01:11:28,056 --> 01:11:31,353 �n sf�r�it, te-am g�sit ! 677 01:11:31,364 --> 01:11:34,790 Sunt eu. E�ti tu ? 678 01:11:35,167 --> 01:11:39,408 Sunt eu, e�ti tu... Ce bucurie s� te rev�d ! 679 01:11:40,618 --> 01:11:45,222 M-ai salvat ! E�ti chiar tu. Simt ! 680 01:11:46,383 --> 01:11:50,788 Credeam c� te-am pierdut pentru totdeauna. 681 01:11:51,892 --> 01:11:56,654 Acum trebuie s� ne desp�r�im, �tii, proasto ?! 682 01:11:57,737 --> 01:12:01,035 Cine �tie unde vei ajunge ! 683 01:12:10,781 --> 01:12:17,988 Micu�a mea, te voi face �n doze mici. Vei cunoa�te bicarbonatul, talcul... 684 01:12:18,513 --> 01:12:21,646 Toate astea... �tii de ce ? 685 01:12:25,761 --> 01:12:29,195 �tiai ? Toate astea... 686 01:12:30,376 --> 01:12:34,315 R�spunde ! �tiai ? 687 01:12:38,070 --> 01:12:41,521 Al treilea ! 688 01:12:41,521 --> 01:12:45,772 �n sf�r�it ! C�t timp �i-a trebuit ? 689 01:12:46,929 --> 01:12:52,966 - Mi-ai adus �ampanie ? - Rovignon din '64. Bea ! 690 01:12:53,792 --> 01:12:57,517 Po�i s� m� bei tot. 691 01:12:57,613 --> 01:13:01,860 Am p�rul la 45 de grade �nvechit de 11 ani. 692 01:13:01,940 --> 01:13:06,320 Dac� vrei, po�i s�-mi lingi degetele, albul sec e fabulos. 693 01:13:06,724 --> 01:13:13,194 Sau po�i s� profi�i de c�ma�a mea tratat� cu Champinoasiere ! 694 01:13:13,289 --> 01:13:16,698 - Berbecu�ul meu ! - Ce berbecu� ? Nu sunt berbecu� ! 695 01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:20,781 Eu sunt balan��, una murdar� �i vulgar�. 696 01:13:21,304 --> 01:13:25,330 Dac� vrei s� �tii, berbecu�ii �mi provoac� grea��. 697 01:13:26,004 --> 01:13:29,742 Bine. �i balan�ele �i-o trag. Hai s� ne-o tragem. 698 01:13:29,844 --> 01:13:34,101 A�teapt�, cu Kamasutra. M� duc dincolo, s� aduc Kamasutra. 699 01:13:34,150 --> 01:13:37,626 - Cum vrei. - M� duc s� arunc sughi�ul dincolo. 700 01:13:37,627 --> 01:13:41,747 - Unde e Kamasutra ? Uite-o ! - Ce faci cu cartea ? 701 01:13:42,477 --> 01:13:45,662 Hai, vino. 702 01:13:45,734 --> 01:13:49,174 S� ne gr�bim. Ce fundule� frumos ! 703 01:13:49,710 --> 01:13:54,124 Patru perne. Unde sunt ? Asta e o pern�... 704 01:13:55,065 --> 01:13:58,649 - Pernu�ele astea... - útia sunt s�ni�ori. 705 01:13:59,615 --> 01:14:03,555 - Hai, vino ! - Trebuiesc patru perne. 706 01:14:03,639 --> 01:14:07,931 A�a spune Kamasutra. M� duc s� aduc perne. A�teapt�-m� aici. 707 01:14:08,366 --> 01:14:11,175 - Nu pleca. A�teapt�-m� aici. - Un moment. 708 01:14:11,692 --> 01:14:14,540 - Nu, te rog. Vino. - Mai trebuie o pern�. 709 01:14:15,055 --> 01:14:18,922 Hai, balan��. S� facem dragoste, f�r� pern�. 710 01:14:18,950 --> 01:14:22,337 Nu pot s� fac dragoste f�r� pernu�e. Kamasutra e sacr�. 711 01:14:22,383 --> 01:14:24,739 S� facem dragoste f�r� pernu�e. Nu avem nevoie. 712 01:14:25,301 --> 01:14:29,572 M� duc s� aduc o pern�. Las�-mi m�na. 713 01:14:32,892 --> 01:14:36,774 Patru perne. De ce, trei perne nu ajung ? 714 01:14:36,775 --> 01:14:41,340 Eu am dou� ��e. �i Kamasutra ? Nici m�car nu e berbec. 715 01:14:41,648 --> 01:14:45,446 E balan��. Uff ! 716 01:14:45,903 --> 01:14:48,436 Ce weekend de rahat... 717 01:14:48,553 --> 01:14:52,519 Se poate ? Cine e aici ? 718 01:14:52,699 --> 01:14:56,838 Vreau o pern�. Kamasutra spune perne... 719 01:14:57,146 --> 01:15:01,503 Patul �sta nu are perne. De ce nu sunt perne aici ? 720 01:15:02,609 --> 01:15:06,179 O pern�... Cine e asta ? 721 01:15:06,645 --> 01:15:11,392 Un g�ndac ! Ce e asta ? Ce manta frumoas� ! 722 01:15:12,136 --> 01:15:15,895 Manta uscat�... Eu �i dau halatul ud. 723 01:15:15,913 --> 01:15:18,980 Tu �mi dai manta uscat�... 724 01:15:18,989 --> 01:15:21,997 ��i convine, e mai r�coros. S� nu-�i fie cald... 725 01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:26,221 O s�-mi amintesc de tine... a�a, �i-am luat mantaua... 726 01:15:26,301 --> 01:15:29,753 Ciao, prietene ! Somn u�or ! Poate e mort ! 727 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:35,794 Uite mantaua... Ce frumoas� e... ! 728 01:15:36,277 --> 01:15:40,544 Nu am g�sit pern�, dar am manta... 729 01:15:40,622 --> 01:15:44,167 Uite unde era perna ! 730 01:15:44,231 --> 01:15:47,657 Ce lovitur� ! Ce m� doare capul... ! 731 01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:50,891 Mul�umesc, prietene ! Adio ! Uite-m�, pernu�o ! 732 01:15:51,543 --> 01:15:56,796 Mai �nt�i m� duc s� beau. �mi place s� beau. Sunt beat �i m� duc s� beau. 733 01:15:58,573 --> 01:16:01,836 Ce bine e s� bei... ! 734 01:16:52,171 --> 01:16:55,849 Cred c� merit un whisky. 735 01:17:26,583 --> 01:17:30,112 Poli�ia ! 736 01:17:47,983 --> 01:17:51,347 S�pt�m�na romantic�. 737 01:17:53,971 --> 01:17:59,049 Un b�rbat va intra cu for�a �n via�a ta. 738 01:18:01,830 --> 01:18:06,395 Nu l�sa s�-�i scape aceast� ocazie. 739 01:18:29,721 --> 01:18:33,557 Cum ghice�te horoscopul �sta ! 740 01:18:33,746 --> 01:18:37,334 Nu l�sa�i s� v� scape aceast� ocazie. 741 01:18:38,594 --> 01:18:42,983 E�ti b�rbatul vie�ii mele ! Nu voi l�sa s�-mi scape aceast� ocazie. 742 01:18:43,436 --> 01:18:47,008 - Las�-m� ! - Vino ! 743 01:18:48,921 --> 01:18:52,223 Am sc�pat. 744 01:18:52,413 --> 01:18:57,096 Vino ! E inutil s� te �mpotrive�ti. A spus-o horoscopul. 745 01:18:57,446 --> 01:19:01,023 - Acum te dezbrac. - Nu. 746 01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:11,039 E�ti al meu. 747 01:19:29,865 --> 01:19:33,383 Ce dezgust�tor ! 748 01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:54,620 �nc� o gur�... Unde e frapiera ? Uite-o ! 749 01:19:55,433 --> 01:19:59,721 Amestecat�, amestecat�... 750 01:20:00,253 --> 01:20:04,153 Bun�. �mi place amestecat� ! Acum m� duc s� fac dragoste. 751 01:20:04,178 --> 01:20:09,103 O s� fiu mai fericit. Uite-m�, Puccetino ! 752 01:20:09,772 --> 01:20:14,172 O partid� de diminea�� mprosp�teaz� ideile... 753 01:20:15,346 --> 01:20:20,303 Uite-m�, Puccetino ! Am g�sit perna... 754 01:20:21,011 --> 01:20:25,241 Ajung... 755 01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:29,104 - V�d c� ai pern�. - Da, am g�sit-o. 756 01:20:29,166 --> 01:20:31,414 - D�-mi-o ! - Nu, nu pot s� �i-o dau. 757 01:20:31,414 --> 01:20:34,283 - S� nu spui la nimeni. - Am m�laiul. 758 01:20:34,334 --> 01:20:36,914 - Iar eu am perna. - Nu ai �ncredere ? 759 01:20:36,937 --> 01:20:40,586 - Kamasutra spune : c�nd ai perna... - Uite banii ! 760 01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:43,738 - Poftim. - Sunt pentru mine ? 761 01:20:43,767 --> 01:20:47,530 - D�-mi perna. - Sunt pentru pern� ? 762 01:20:48,578 --> 01:20:52,736 Ascult� ! Am multe perne. Vreo 200, mai vrei una ? 763 01:20:54,151 --> 01:20:57,244 Cred c� a fost momentul pernelor. 764 01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:01,673 Eu am cump�rat-o cu 3.000 de lire iar asta mi-a dat pentru una... 765 01:21:01,681 --> 01:21:05,650 Termin cu abstinen�a. C�nd sunt beat, lucrurile �mi ies mult mai bine. 766 01:21:05,677 --> 01:21:08,696 Acum am s� beau, apoi m� duc s� caut o pern�. 767 01:21:08,702 --> 01:21:11,778 Kamasutra spune c� e nevoie de patru perne. 768 01:21:11,798 --> 01:21:15,315 Eu am doar trei perne... 769 01:21:17,146 --> 01:21:20,836 Brigadiere LaFoll... L�sa�i-m� s� plec. 770 01:21:20,926 --> 01:21:22,904 Asta e marea mea ocazie. 771 01:21:22,930 --> 01:21:26,758 Dac� nu te arestez, cariera mea se sf�r�e�te aici. 772 01:21:28,392 --> 01:21:31,688 Ce tari sunt c�tu�ele astea ! 773 01:21:31,784 --> 01:21:33,977 S� mergem. 774 01:21:34,057 --> 01:21:37,995 Vreau s� beau pu�in� �ampanie. Unde e ? 775 01:21:38,333 --> 01:21:43,037 Am cump�rat o lad� �ntreag�. 776 01:21:44,016 --> 01:21:47,993 Da, �n frigider. Trebuie s� fie aici. 777 01:21:50,350 --> 01:21:53,814 Uite-o aici... 778 01:21:54,407 --> 01:21:58,782 Vino, prietena. Am s� te beau dintr-o singur� �nghi�itur�. 779 01:22:03,268 --> 01:22:06,587 Asta mai lipsea. S� vedem ! 780 01:22:07,229 --> 01:22:11,438 Un pic de ghea�� i e gata... �ampania e rece... 781 01:22:12,292 --> 01:22:15,299 Iar noi o s� facem dragoste... 782 01:22:15,438 --> 01:22:19,538 - Iubitule ! - Puteai s� a�tep�i. 783 01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:24,970 �n�eleg ! Sunt preg�tit. Da, purcelu�o... 784 01:22:25,624 --> 01:22:29,208 Vino, iubito... ! 785 01:22:31,918 --> 01:22:36,971 Ce focos e�ti ! �n sf�r�it, m� atingi.... 786 01:22:37,213 --> 01:22:41,662 Ai s� vezi ce am pentru tine. Uite aici. 787 01:22:52,604 --> 01:22:56,708 Unde s-o fi b�gat ? 788 01:22:56,785 --> 01:23:00,465 Balan�a... ! B�l�n�uca... ! 789 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:05,062 Ce naiba, �n seara asta trebuie s� mi-o trag. Acum nu mai e nici lumin�. 790 01:23:20,879 --> 01:23:25,521 Te-am g�sit. Ce faci ? Te-ai ascuns, iubitule ? 791 01:23:26,531 --> 01:23:30,248 Sunt eu, Pucci ! Balan�a. 792 01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:36,074 Te-ai speriat pentru c� eram excitat� ? 793 01:23:36,130 --> 01:23:41,122 Hai ! De ce faci a�a ? Ai s� vezi, n-o s� mai fac. 794 01:23:41,529 --> 01:23:45,342 Te-ai speriat pentru c� am fost agresiv� ? Nu mai fac. 795 01:23:46,977 --> 01:23:51,095 Miau, miau, miau... O s� fiu dulce ca o pisicu�� ! 796 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:56,211 Pupic, miau... ! Miau... 797 01:23:57,059 --> 01:24:00,805 Mi-a venit cheful... ! 798 01:24:01,523 --> 01:24:06,914 A�teapt� ! S� ne juc�m. 799 01:24:07,470 --> 01:24:11,783 Hai, vino ! Acum m� urc �n pat... 800 01:24:12,149 --> 01:24:16,596 M-ai prins ! A�a e bine... A�a... 801 01:24:31,017 --> 01:24:34,751 Doamne, unde sunt ? Unde am ajuns ? 802 01:24:37,224 --> 01:24:41,113 Treze�te-te, iubitule. Se �ntoarce so�ul meu. Pleac� ! 803 01:25:01,342 --> 01:25:05,166 Sunt un necioplit. 804 01:25:05,209 --> 01:25:10,426 Dup� �apte ani de c�s�torie imaculat�, am avut o rela�ie adulter�. 805 01:25:11,550 --> 01:25:14,912 Ce desgust�tor ! Dar a fost frumos. 806 01:25:15,288 --> 01:25:20,043 Voi bea ap� mineral�, ca s� uit. 807 01:25:22,370 --> 01:25:26,075 Ce e cu mantia asta ? 808 01:25:27,068 --> 01:25:32,529 Nu �mi amintesc nimic. Apa mineral� o s�-mi �mprosp�teze ideile. 809 01:25:33,311 --> 01:25:36,553 Aici ! Apa mine... 810 01:25:37,193 --> 01:25:41,269 Ce sunt �tia ? 811 01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:46,096 Nu a fost un vis. 812 01:25:46,325 --> 01:25:50,550 Eram beat. Perna... 813 01:25:53,481 --> 01:25:57,160 Sunt bogat. 814 01:26:10,038 --> 01:26:17,504 Adio, balan�a mea ! Chiar dac� e�ti un tip complicat, am petrecut cu tine o noapte 815 01:26:17,548 --> 01:26:22,596 nemaipomenit�, cum n-am mai petrecut cu prostul �la de so�ul meu. 816 01:26:22,809 --> 01:26:26,482 Ciao, iubitule ! 817 01:26:29,922 --> 01:26:33,655 Ce somn... 818 01:26:39,962 --> 01:26:44,310 Adio... iubitule ! 819 01:26:49,323 --> 01:26:53,503 Adio ! 820 01:26:54,678 --> 01:26:57,757 Adio ! 821 01:26:58,192 --> 01:27:01,614 E t�rziu. 822 01:27:32,889 --> 01:27:37,689 La gar�, v� rog ! 823 01:27:44,815 --> 01:27:49,089 Am sc�pat avansarea din m�n�. 824 01:27:51,853 --> 01:27:55,847 - Ce mizerie ! - Mie-mi spui ? 825 01:28:20,959 --> 01:28:24,364 Repede la gar� ! 826 01:29:10,733 --> 01:29:14,880 Ce dezastru ! 827 01:29:39,354 --> 01:29:42,759 - Rahat ! - Ce prost ! 828 01:30:18,221 --> 01:30:21,820 - Sunt eu ! - E�ti tu ? 829 01:30:23,831 --> 01:30:27,613 Bun�, iubitule ! 830 01:30:29,289 --> 01:30:32,413 Micul dejun... 831 01:30:36,063 --> 01:30:39,713 Micul dejun... 832 01:30:48,345 --> 01:30:51,687 Am g�sit ceva alb �ntr-o pern�. 833 01:30:55,145 --> 01:30:58,799 Am aruncat totul. 834 01:31:16,481 --> 01:31:19,114 O dau dracului. 835 01:31:24,801 --> 01:31:28,778 - Cum se simte mama ta ? - Bine. Ce ai f�cut la Napoli ? 836 01:31:31,828 --> 01:31:35,399 Oratio ! Cum ai f�cut ? 837 01:31:35,876 --> 01:31:39,650 ��i povestesc data viitoare. 838 01:31:39,705 --> 01:31:55,912 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 70461