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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:50,442 - A small town and no one can flee from betrayal. 2 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:54,613 And evil is looming too, he writes their tale. 3 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:56,715 From deep within hell 4 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,750 a curse rises up, 5 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,589 to strike down the old and never give up. 6 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:08,327 The elderly dead will smell blood in the air, 7 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,829 eating flesh of the young, 8 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,565 and the world will despair. 9 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,228 - Ed, where's gem? 10 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,430 - Babysittin'. 11 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,399 - I know where she is, I was just 12 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,867 checkin' to see if you knew. 13 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,269 - I know where she is. 14 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,740 - I do miss this place. 15 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:33,212 - I don't miss this church, it creeps me out. 16 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,547 - I miss my mum's apple pie. 17 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,283 - I miss your mum's apple pie. 18 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,887 - We used to have some wicked halloweens here, didn't we? 19 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,890 - Before, but nothing ever happens. 20 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:46,892 We should do something. 21 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,328 - Fancy dress? - Whoa, 22 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:52,264 shocker'd Freddy, i got the claws. 23 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:57,269 - I've got a sheep costume. 24 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,337 - I want it. 25 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,541 - Do you remember your 18th birthday 26 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,977 when I said I was coming as the invisible man? 27 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:06,612 And I just didn't show up? 28 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:09,414 - That was good, that, no one saw you all night. 29 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,916 - You need a shave. 30 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,654 - So do you. 31 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,522 - Oi! 32 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,359 - I love the beard. - Yeah, beards rock. 33 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,660 - I'm hurt. - Ah. 34 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,296 - Oh, don't please grow a beard. 35 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:26,765 - Oh, I wish I could. - Aw. 36 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:30,035 - Now gas can grow a bloody good beard. 37 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:34,606 - I heard he's bangin' a ripe little thing. 38 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,676 - I heard she's really filthy. 39 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,845 - I'm his best mate and he hasn't told me. 40 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,382 - You know i don't like thunder. 41 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,784 - You are just scared of everythin'. 42 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,758 - Right, I'm off, got work in the mornin'. 43 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,726 Don't forget the parents are back tomorrow, 44 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,795 and nan's still ill, so. 45 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,831 Mm, look after her. 46 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,035 Just for one more day, please. 47 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,871 Otherwise I'll be in shit, too. 48 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,941 - Shadow on the wall. 49 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,005 - Why are you here? 50 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,814 - Come on! 51 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,219 - Okay nan, it's time to wake up. 52 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:13,925 Lazy cow. 53 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:44,623 Oh, shit! 54 00:08:55,902 --> 00:09:00,105 Look I need you to do something for me, it's an emergency. 55 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,308 - Oh, it better be a bloody emergency. 56 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,613 - Don't hurt me! 57 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,717 - Zombies take over the planet? 58 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,886 - Well, not sure about the whole planet but 59 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,688 definitely our town. 60 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,659 Ah, no, no! 61 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,827 Oh, Jesus, jeez! 62 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,032 Oh, by god! 63 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,266 - Okay listen up. 64 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,036 If this is for real, there's a few rules. 65 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,939 Firstly, do not leave your house. 66 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,575 In the first few hours of a zombie attack, 67 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:40,111 people will try to escape because most people are dumb. 68 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,048 Roads will become a mess, the town a panic. 69 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:46,251 Stay in your room, load up on weapons, 70 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,019 prepare to kick ass. 71 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,822 But stay put, and stay alert. 72 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:46,711 - Hey, boy. 73 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,880 - Listen, nan is from hell. 74 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,316 She's gone fuckin' mad, what do I do? 75 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,250 - Fuck! 76 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:55,720 Ed! 77 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,856 My neighbor's a zombie! 78 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,758 - Quick, go away. 79 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:37,462 Shit! 80 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,718 - I'm locked in my room, the whole town might be infected. 81 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,452 - No shit. 82 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,328 - Billy! 83 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,497 - I can't really talk at the mo, my mum, 84 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,298 she's really pissed! 85 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:06,918 - God. 86 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,854 I can see his brains! - No no, no don't look, 87 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:14,058 don't look. - Look away! 88 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,260 - She's gone. 89 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,361 - Okay. 90 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,965 So turn around and stay in your room. 91 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,468 - I'm gonna check it out. 92 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,539 - Okay what was the point in phonin' me, huh? 93 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,254 Oh, my god! 94 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:26,624 Shit! 95 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,068 Dai, 96 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,203 I'm back 97 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,706 in my room again. 98 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:43,942 - Good. 99 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,109 Idiot. 100 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,946 Now listen to me and stay put. 101 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,549 - Dude, I think nan was cooking up pancakes. 102 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,517 - Pancakes? 103 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:54,452 - Well, a fucked up pancake. 104 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,587 She's cooking up my cat, she-- - yes! 105 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,557 Zombies will have some sort of memories left over. 106 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,592 I think certain things might trigger or stimulate 107 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,963 whatever memories it has, and act them out. 108 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,632 But she's not all there, remember. 109 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,468 It's said, the earlier the zombie, 110 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,037 the more memories it has left. 111 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,039 But soon they'll all disappear, 112 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,441 and all that's left is its instinct 113 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,643 to eat the livings' flesh. 114 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,614 Look. 115 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,716 Next thing you should do is phone the police. 116 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,385 The zombie attack might only be on your street 117 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,855 if you're lucky, so a bit of help might come in handy. 118 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,825 But don't mention the zombie thing, okay? 119 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,094 - Right, what are you gonna do? 120 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:16,828 - Me? 121 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,497 I'm gonna stay put. 122 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,200 Load up on weapons, 123 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,802 and prepare to kick ass. 124 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,805 - Hello, blackwood police station, 125 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,108 how can I help? - Yes, uh, 126 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,811 my name is ed, I live at number nine, high view. 127 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,446 I've got a huge problem. 128 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,381 My nan has gone crazy. 129 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,385 She's very old, and she doesn't know what she's doing, 130 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,254 but she has a shotgun 131 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,356 and she's shooting up the house. 132 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,358 I need help, the bitch has gone mad. 133 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,528 - We take prank calls very seriously. 134 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:51,429 - Prank? 135 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,331 I am totally fucking serious, 136 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,466 my nan has gone completely nuts. 137 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,535 She's been tryin' to kill me all morning! 138 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,271 - Look sir, wasting police time is a criminal offense. 139 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,205 - What? 140 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,641 She's already killed my cat. 141 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,676 I loved little moggy. 142 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,811 - Please, sir. 143 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,746 - Okay, all right. 144 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,683 I am wasting police time so 145 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,888 you'd best send someone around here to punish me. 146 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,157 - Okay, just for the record, 147 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,592 are you saying that your nan doesn't have a gun 148 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,628 and she isn't trying to shoot you? 149 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,863 - No, I have the fucking gun, bitch! 150 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,832 Now if I were you I'd send someone round, 151 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,268 'cause if you don't I'm gonna have to, 152 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:34,305 have to blow my nan's goddamn head off instead. 153 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:00,865 - Oh, 154 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:01,832 holy shit! 155 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:03,834 - What? 156 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:08,239 - I am seeing an old man attacking the milkman! 157 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:09,540 - What? 158 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:12,276 - Oh! 159 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,216 Oh, he's okay! 160 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,284 The milkman has survived. 161 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,219 Ha! 162 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:23,221 Well, not for long. 163 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,488 - Why? 164 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:25,923 - He was injured. 165 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,693 Oh, we are in serious shit. 166 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,662 Oh, my god, ed. 167 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:36,567 There is a group of old zombies walkin' down my street! 168 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,605 How many zombies have you seen? 169 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,674 - Two, my nan and zimmer frame lady. 170 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:48,379 Oh plus Corey said his neighbor was a zombie, too. 171 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,514 - Hmm, he was old, right? 172 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,351 - Yeah. 173 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,586 - With all the zimmers outside my window, 174 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,855 I've only seen old zombies. 175 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,258 - Old zombies? 176 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,259 - Yeah. 177 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:03,361 Well in theory only the dead are turned, 178 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,729 but your nan wasn't dead, right? 179 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,497 - No, but she was pretty ill. 180 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:10,334 - Then my guess is an infection has spread over the town 181 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,436 but it's only taken the old. 182 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,606 The weaker will always get infected first I guess. 183 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,608 - Well there was something else. 184 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,644 She had white eyes and then 185 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,979 and then she had black eyes. 186 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:24,482 Like she had a demon face. 187 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,618 My nan's a zombie demon! 188 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,552 - Really? 189 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:32,356 Then maybe it isn't an infection. 190 00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,692 Maybe it's something supernatural 191 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,761 and the old can't fight it. 192 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,329 It's just a theory. 193 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,665 - You say the old get taken. 194 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,434 I can't help thinkin' one thing. 195 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:55,980 - Ed. 196 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,549 This is Eddie, fuckin' hell? 197 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,483 - Gaz. 198 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,954 I need you to listen up and tell me the truth, okay? 199 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,791 Are you still sleeping with Billy's nan? 200 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:07,692 - What? 201 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:10,428 Hey, that was a one-off. 202 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:11,662 I was weak. 203 00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:13,998 She came on to me. 204 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,434 What kind of a friend do you think I am? 205 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,502 - Shit, gaz, you're still shagging her. 206 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,539 - Oh, you know me too well. 207 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,574 Yeah, still bangin' the old bird. 208 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,376 I can't stop myself. 209 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,912 I love the elderly, dude. 210 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:29,647 It's a rush for me. 211 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,615 I'm at hers right now. 212 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:32,550 - Shit. 213 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:34,819 Right, I need you to listen to me. 214 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:37,621 You need to get out of there right now. 215 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:39,757 - I can't be stopped, ed. 216 00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,660 She's like a dirty little drug. 217 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:46,097 - Gaz, get the fuck out of there, she's a fucking zombie! 218 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:47,465 - Zombie? 219 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:50,034 You cheeky fuck, she's not that old. 220 00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,604 Anyway, uh, really have to go, ed, 221 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,139 but I'll do you a favor, 222 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:58,442 leave the phone on so you can listen in. 223 00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,611 She's a fuckin' screamer. 224 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:02,079 - You dick! 225 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,150 She's gonna fucking kill you! 226 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,754 - Not so-- 227 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:15,059 what the devil is this with fucking those teeth? 228 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,431 You fucking bitch! - Gaz! 229 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:21,699 Gaz! 230 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:36,814 Gaz? 231 00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:39,417 You okay? 232 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,420 Shit. 233 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,121 Fuck. 234 00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:48,592 Fuck. 235 00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:55,199 Billy? 236 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,501 How's it goin'? 237 00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:58,202 - Ed. 238 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:02,006 It's the worst day of my fuckin' life. 239 00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:04,575 - Can't be that bad, mate. 240 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,645 - Well, I think me mum's from hell. 241 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,980 She's got a face like a demon. 242 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:10,981 It's funny. 243 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:16,220 My dad always said, "your mum's the fucking devil, son." 244 00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:20,658 Couldn't get much worse than this. 245 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:21,592 - Yeah. 246 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:25,796 Shit! 247 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:47,017 - Look, mate, 248 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,888 I am sorry about shootin' your uncle in the face. 249 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,090 - It's all right. - He was comin' right at us. 250 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:56,193 - He was trying to kill us. - He was. 251 00:24:57,796 --> 00:25:01,031 - Did you have to shoot my dog, though? 252 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:01,932 - Well, 253 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:03,901 you can't be too sure. 254 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,970 - But you, yeah you can. 255 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:07,972 - He had a look in his eye. 256 00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:09,707 - He's always got that look in his eye. 257 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,108 He's got one eye. 258 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:39,937 - Uh, 259 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,006 there's one to sign for. 260 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:46,644 I'll just leave it here, shall I? 261 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:29,720 - Dai. 262 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:31,255 Gaz is dead. 263 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:32,856 - No way. 264 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,858 - Not only that. 265 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:36,927 I think the police turned up. 266 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,697 There was a lot of screaming and now 267 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:42,900 there's nothing 268 00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:45,769 but silence. 269 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,373 I don't get it. 270 00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:51,208 The door was locked. 271 00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:54,044 He must have got attacked from outside. 272 00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,246 - In that case it's already started. 273 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,649 They've begun to roam the town. 274 00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,918 - What am I supposed to do? 275 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,354 - Well, there's only two things you can do: 276 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:05,322 Secure the house and kill your nan, 277 00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:08,959 or stay put and wait for this to all blow over. 278 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,895 - I don't think i can kill my nan. 279 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,893 Billy. 280 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:26,029 There's something I need to tell you, it's been, 281 00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,765 it's been buggin' me all morning. 282 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:31,969 - Trust me, ed, nothing's gonna bother me right now. 283 00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:35,539 - Gaz has been shagging your nan. 284 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:36,540 - You what? 285 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:41,545 - See where I got your uncle? 286 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,213 Look, brains left. 287 00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:47,885 Brainy, brainy, brainy. 288 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,386 Brainy. 289 00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:55,459 - It's too soon for that. 290 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,060 - Brainy. 291 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:58,962 - It's too soon. 292 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,276 - Got a prank call, number nine. 293 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,178 Possible crazies with shotguns. 294 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,179 - Shotguns? 295 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,213 Shit. 296 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:20,050 Only the other night I was watchin' hobo with a shotgun. 297 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:20,984 Seen it? 298 00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:22,386 - No. 299 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:24,188 Any good? - Awesome. 300 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:27,391 Craziest fucked-up film I've ever seen. 301 00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:50,314 I need help 302 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,315 at number nine high view-- - sir? 303 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:52,883 - And there's-- - you okay? 304 00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:55,886 - A man here without a hand. - You all right, sir? 305 00:30:55,888 --> 00:31:00,090 - Right, I'll go around the back, keep an eye on him. 306 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,528 - Sir, can you turn around please? 307 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,497 Sir, can you tell me what happened? 308 00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:13,370 Sir, stay right there! 309 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,405 Don't fuckin' move. 310 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,407 I said stay there, sir! 311 00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:22,646 Stay there! 312 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:27,284 Fuck. 313 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:33,123 Oh, Christ! 314 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:02,185 - Up here! 315 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,320 Up here. 316 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,956 Whoa, don't shoot me! 317 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:07,190 - Keep still. 318 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,192 Right, what the fuck's going on? 319 00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:11,929 We've had reports of man here with a shotgun. 320 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:13,397 - Uh, not exactly, 321 00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:17,234 but there is a mad old woman in there, trying to kill me. 322 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:18,669 She's in the house somewhere. 323 00:32:18,671 --> 00:32:20,337 - She has a shotgun? 324 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:21,271 - Uh. 325 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:22,472 Yeah. 326 00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,642 I'd shoot to kill, she's gone insane. 327 00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:42,726 - Get back, get back! 328 00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:49,566 Shit. 329 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,384 Shit! 330 00:33:57,235 --> 00:33:58,168 - Shit! 331 00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:00,303 Where is she? 332 00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:02,339 Have you seen her? - No. 333 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:06,576 You mind telling me what the hell that is? 334 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:08,578 - That 335 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,314 is my dead cat, moggy. 336 00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:14,317 Sleeping in a pile of shit. 337 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:19,356 - What's really goin' on here? 338 00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:21,458 - The truth is 339 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,194 my nan's a zombie. 340 00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:26,329 - A zombie? 341 00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:27,597 - Yeah, 342 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:29,766 and she ate my cat. 343 00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:39,709 Shoot the bitch! 344 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:45,582 She's gone. 345 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,191 - Oh, no! 346 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,192 Oh, my god. 347 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,266 - Why didn't you shoot him? 348 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,234 - Shoot him? 349 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:05,669 You mean my fuckin' partner? 350 00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:06,603 - He's a zombie! - Ah, 351 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,839 back the fuck off, zombies. 352 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:10,474 They're bullshit. 353 00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:12,309 Let me think a second. 354 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:14,578 - While you think about things I'm gonna take a shit. 355 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,246 - You take a shit and I'll shoot you. 356 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,180 - What? 357 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:18,548 Fuck. 358 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,551 - Hello, come in. 359 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:23,653 This is Harvey here, 360 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,589 we have a real serious situation, I need back-up. 361 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:27,724 Hello? 362 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:29,159 Officer ts5291. 363 00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:33,864 I need assistance, come in. 364 00:35:34,765 --> 00:35:36,700 What the fuck is going on? 365 00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:39,636 - It's spread. - What, the zombies? 366 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:41,838 - They've taken over the old, 367 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,607 now it looks like the whole village is infected. 368 00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:46,343 - Infected, by zombies? - Yeah. 369 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:49,746 - Well you got a signal on that phone of yours? 370 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:51,148 - Oh, not yet. 371 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,450 One bar. 372 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:55,886 Ah, two. 373 00:35:55,888 --> 00:35:59,356 Oh, my god, no! 374 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:03,560 Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger! 375 00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:22,179 - Look, hurry. 376 00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:25,549 - Get off, me, I'm trying to get in. 377 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,653 Ah, for fuck's sake. 378 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,192 - Boom! - Ah, get him, get him. 379 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,776 We've got a big gun now. 380 00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:09,559 Oh, Christ. 381 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:57,974 - Sorry, I cant hold it in any longer. 382 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,320 Oh, my gosh. 383 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:16,726 There. 384 00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:18,695 So, 385 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,632 what's the plan? 386 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,405 - I'd rather you didn't speak to me when you're, 387 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,607 when you're takin' a shit. 388 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:33,843 - We need a plan. 389 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:38,048 - Yeah, well let's not rush into anythin'. 390 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:41,318 We've got to have a real good plan. 391 00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:45,555 - We use that gun and shoot our way out. 392 00:38:47,592 --> 00:38:50,527 - Look, I don't think running out of here with guns blazin' 393 00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:51,795 is a good idea. 394 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,097 - We could just 395 00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:56,599 wait for help? 396 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,503 - I don't think I can wait. - Yeah, 397 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,471 me neither. 398 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,474 - Jeez. - Sorry. 399 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,443 - Distract my friend 'cause I'm going. 400 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:09,679 - What about the plan? - Fuck the plan. 401 00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:15,685 - I'm sorry. 402 00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:19,923 No, wait wait, what's goin' on, wait. 403 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:22,559 - Fuck, my partner's out there. 404 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,060 - But my nan's that way. 405 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,962 - Well I don't wanna kill him. 406 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:28,631 - Well I don't wanna kill her. 407 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,101 - We're goin' that way. 408 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,560 - Did you hear that? - What? 409 00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,829 - Did you hear that? - What? 410 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:01,698 - It's jan. 411 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:02,799 - It's jan. 412 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:03,933 - Jan who? 413 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:05,435 - Jan? 414 00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:09,105 - Help me! 415 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,040 - There it is again. 416 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,510 - Shut up, you're makin' me willies. 417 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,911 - It's comin' from the livin' room. 418 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,146 - Come on. - It's my neighbor doin' that, 419 00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:17,547 he may be one. 420 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:22,152 Wait, man, I don't think this is a good idea. 421 00:40:22,154 --> 00:40:23,820 - Help me. 422 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:31,895 - There! 423 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:43,440 Shoot her. 424 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:57,921 Why is she so strong? 425 00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:04,594 Shoot her! 426 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,896 Why aren't you shooting her? 427 00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:08,231 Just shoot her! 428 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:43,967 - Gem. 429 00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:45,835 - Ceri, thank god! 430 00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:47,704 Did you make it out? 431 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:50,139 - I made it. - Where are you now? 432 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:52,175 - Um, not too far away. 433 00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:55,912 I'm at the edge of the woods. 434 00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:00,750 - Ceri? 435 00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:13,997 - I think there's someone here. 436 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:14,931 - What? 437 00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,836 Then get out of the woods. 438 00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:22,038 Get out of the woods, run! 439 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:25,208 Run! 440 00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:36,312 - I don't think you should be moving the body. 441 00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:37,914 - I can't have her lyin' out there. 442 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:42,051 Any neighbor could pop out his door and see this. 443 00:43:43,754 --> 00:43:45,755 - She is your neighbor. 444 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:55,365 I don't wanna take her, what if a neighbor finds her? 445 00:44:01,772 --> 00:44:02,705 There! 446 00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:06,209 Fuckin'... 447 00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:09,312 I think she's blamin' me. 448 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:10,246 I, 449 00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:14,317 she could've killed me already. 450 00:44:15,019 --> 00:44:16,285 She still remembers me. 451 00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:17,220 - Come on. 452 00:44:17,955 --> 00:44:19,422 Let's get outta here. 453 00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:34,704 - Fuck! 454 00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:36,939 Didn't see him. 455 00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:38,808 - Conserving bullets. 456 00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:42,311 Good thinking. 457 00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:45,381 Oh, shit. 458 00:44:46,316 --> 00:44:48,351 - What? - I forgot my club. 459 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,687 Where is he? 460 00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:54,090 Do you think he's toying with us? 461 00:44:54,925 --> 00:44:56,693 - Zombies don't toy with you. 462 00:45:05,302 --> 00:45:07,070 Clever girl. 463 00:45:53,817 --> 00:45:56,252 - No! 464 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,921 Nan! 465 00:45:59,323 --> 00:46:00,256 Shit! 466 00:46:08,966 --> 00:46:09,899 Nan! 467 00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:55,478 Fuck. 468 00:46:56,013 --> 00:46:56,379 Shit. 469 00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:08,157 Dai. 470 00:47:09,259 --> 00:47:12,195 Things have really hit the fan here. 471 00:47:12,896 --> 00:47:14,897 - For once you're right. 472 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:17,500 Don't think it's just the village any more. 473 00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:20,970 More like the county, south wales even. 474 00:47:22,272 --> 00:47:26,375 TV and Internet signal's down, i can't get any outside info. 475 00:47:27,444 --> 00:47:29,178 Luckily the phone signal's still up. 476 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:31,447 How's your situation goin'? 477 00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:33,416 - Not too good. 478 00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:37,119 I swear, I've seen some weird shit. 479 00:47:37,955 --> 00:47:39,255 - Why are you whisperin'? 480 00:47:40,224 --> 00:47:42,024 - I don't know. 481 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:44,627 - I've noticed a few different types. 482 00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:48,030 You've got your slow zombie, normally with white eyes. 483 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:51,334 Then you've got your fast zombie, normally with black eyes. 484 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:52,635 The supernatural thing's starting to look 485 00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:54,470 like the right theory, though. 486 00:47:54,472 --> 00:47:58,875 I think they're fastest when the demon has hold of them. 487 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:01,477 Need to start thinkin' about securin' your house 488 00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:03,512 and getting ready for the long haul. 489 00:48:03,514 --> 00:48:04,981 - What do you mean? 490 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:06,249 Killin' my nan? 491 00:48:07,084 --> 00:48:08,618 Stockin' up with food, and 492 00:48:09,453 --> 00:48:11,320 and loading up with weapons? 493 00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:18,094 Stockin' up with food first, I think. 494 00:48:18,096 --> 00:48:19,028 - Okay. 495 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:20,229 You stock up, kill your nan. 496 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:23,199 I'm gonna try and get word from the outside. 497 00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:24,133 Oh! 498 00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:25,167 Hello! 499 00:48:25,602 --> 00:48:26,569 - What? 500 00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:30,273 - Just saw a guy get his arm ripped off. 501 00:48:40,117 --> 00:48:41,684 Oh, call you later. 502 00:49:28,198 --> 00:49:29,131 - Shit. 503 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,085 Shit. 504 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:53,222 Shit! 505 00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,249 Look you, what are you doin'? 506 00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:36,532 - Shit! 507 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:45,708 - It's said, the earlier the zombie, 508 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:48,377 the more memories it has left. 509 00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:50,413 But soon, they'll all disappear 510 00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:52,048 and all that's left is its instinct 511 00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:54,250 to eat the livings' flesh. 512 00:50:59,823 --> 00:51:00,589 - Ah, stupid. 513 00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:05,161 Shit. 514 00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:09,065 Fuck. 515 00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:36,278 Oh, fuck! 516 00:54:07,711 --> 00:54:11,480 No, no, oh fuck! 517 00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:56,358 - Ed. 518 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:57,293 - Phil. 519 00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:28,977 - It's time. 520 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:39,521 - Dai, 521 00:57:40,156 --> 00:57:42,090 it's getting fucking worse. 522 00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:43,625 - From what I'm seein' here, 523 00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:45,661 you don't wanna leave your room again. 524 00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:47,663 - Well it's too bloody late now, I'm on the roof. 525 00:57:47,665 --> 00:57:48,630 - The roof? - Yeah, 526 00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:50,899 I got chased out my own house. 527 00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:54,069 - You need to get back in there and secure the house. 528 00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:55,003 - What? 529 00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:57,940 - I'm safe, secure, I've got plenty of food. 530 00:57:57,942 --> 00:57:59,541 Well, I say food. 531 00:58:00,577 --> 00:58:02,578 A dozen pot noodles, snacks and tinned stuff. 532 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:04,513 Should keep me going for a bit though. 533 00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:06,748 And elen's on the way over. 534 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:09,952 Hey, how's your girlfriend taking all this? 535 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:10,986 - Oh, shit! 536 00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:23,665 Hey, sweetie. 537 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:25,767 - Don't you hey sweetie me, you bastard. 538 00:58:25,769 --> 00:58:27,236 Why haven't you called? 539 00:58:27,238 --> 00:58:28,971 - Why didn't you call me? 540 00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:31,106 - Because I'm still mad at you, that's why. 541 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:32,708 And just because it's the end of the world 542 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:35,143 it doesn't mean I'm gonna forgive you, okay? 543 00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:36,645 - I'm sorry I didn't call you sooner, babes, 544 00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:39,214 but my nan's been trying to kill me all day. 545 00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:41,016 Will you wait a sec? 546 00:58:41,618 --> 00:58:42,584 Where are you? 547 00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:44,520 - I'm in the car. 548 00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:47,890 I'm fine, by the way, thanks for askin'. 549 00:58:48,658 --> 00:58:49,591 - Fuck! 550 00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:55,731 If you're in your car why don't you just drive to mine? 551 00:58:55,733 --> 00:58:58,000 - Well, when when i ran out of the house 552 00:58:58,002 --> 00:59:00,602 I was chased by my uncle rod, 553 00:59:01,871 --> 00:59:04,006 and when I opened the car door, I panicked, and 554 00:59:04,008 --> 00:59:06,542 I left the keys in the door. 555 00:59:07,143 --> 00:59:09,244 - Your uncle's still there? 556 00:59:09,246 --> 00:59:10,712 - Yeah. 557 00:59:12,015 --> 00:59:13,682 - Okay wait a sec. 558 00:59:15,818 --> 00:59:16,752 - Ed? 559 00:59:20,156 --> 00:59:23,091 I'm sorry I was so harsh with you. 560 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:26,762 I wish you was here to protect me and all. 561 00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:27,829 - Right. 562 00:59:28,932 --> 00:59:30,899 I'm gonna get down off this roof, 563 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,734 kill a few zombies on the way, 564 00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:36,672 I'm gonna come for you, and I'm gonna save the fucking day. 565 00:59:36,674 --> 00:59:39,341 - You mean it? - Yeah, damn right! 566 00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:43,612 - I love you. 567 01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:57,379 - Hiya, love! 568 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,154 - Shit! 569 01:02:39,455 --> 01:02:40,155 Shit. 570 01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:55,070 Fuck it! 571 01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:15,557 - What the fuck? 572 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:18,260 - Sorry, ed, thought you was one of those things. 573 01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:20,195 - Really fuckin' hurt. 574 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:31,540 Shit. 575 01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:02,103 - Fuck you, mum, and you have got a mustache! 576 01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:03,038 - Billy! 577 01:04:03,439 --> 01:04:05,040 Are you okay? 578 01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:06,308 - No, my mum's a fuckin' bitch and my nan's a whore! 579 01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:07,576 - Oh, shit, Billy, calm down. 580 01:04:07,578 --> 01:04:08,944 - And those things have got me out of the house! 581 01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:10,846 - It's all right, it's all right. 582 01:04:10,848 --> 01:04:12,013 - What the fuck's that? - A gun. 583 01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:13,348 I found it round the block, you know. 584 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:15,517 - Let's have a look. - I'm as good as packin'. 585 01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:17,586 - What, can I borrow it? - Oh, no, sorry it's mine. 586 01:04:17,588 --> 01:04:19,955 Why don't you just get back in there, be a man, 587 01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:22,224 and just throw her ass out! 588 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:23,592 Come on, Billy! 589 01:04:23,594 --> 01:04:24,526 Go on! 590 01:04:25,428 --> 01:04:26,361 Oh, Billy? 591 01:04:26,929 --> 01:04:27,863 Shit. 592 01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:40,408 No fuckin' way. 593 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,013 Ah. 594 01:05:18,649 --> 01:05:22,017 Oh, shit! 595 01:05:22,618 --> 01:05:23,551 Fuck! 596 01:05:32,628 --> 01:05:34,029 Okay, come on. 597 01:05:39,502 --> 01:05:40,435 Okay. 598 01:06:42,065 --> 01:06:43,531 Fuck the fuck off. 599 01:06:54,043 --> 01:06:54,409 Fuck. 600 01:06:56,747 --> 01:06:57,679 Come on! 601 01:07:05,588 --> 01:07:07,288 Oh, son of a bitch. 602 01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:08,790 You want a fight? 603 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,658 You're gonna get one. 604 01:08:47,723 --> 01:08:49,124 Where are you? 605 01:09:37,239 --> 01:09:40,808 God, get off. 606 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,787 Oh, god, oh. 607 01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:18,279 Go make pancakes in hell, you bitch! 608 01:12:31,513 --> 01:12:32,447 - Ed? 609 01:12:32,848 --> 01:12:33,781 Is Gemma here? 610 01:12:34,516 --> 01:12:35,483 I got her a present. 611 01:12:39,488 --> 01:12:40,421 - Shit! 612 01:12:45,494 --> 01:12:46,494 - Watch it. 613 01:12:47,963 --> 01:12:49,931 What the... 614 01:12:52,668 --> 01:12:56,871 - Gotta save the fucking-- 615 01:13:02,711 --> 01:13:03,644 - oh! 616 01:13:04,513 --> 01:13:06,581 I'm so sorry, are you all right? 617 01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:07,915 - I think I bruised my ass. 618 01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:13,121 - Oh, where? - Ah! 619 01:13:13,956 --> 01:13:14,889 Oh shit. 620 01:13:16,792 --> 01:13:17,725 Quick, 621 01:13:18,127 --> 01:13:18,826 in the car. 622 01:13:19,628 --> 01:13:20,161 - What? - In the car. 623 01:13:20,163 --> 01:13:21,429 - What? 624 01:13:22,965 --> 01:13:24,766 - No no, I'll drive. 625 01:13:30,105 --> 01:13:32,840 Don't do this now, you piece of shit! 626 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,679 Fuck! 627 01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:45,586 Shit. 628 01:13:46,755 --> 01:13:47,955 Is that Corey? 629 01:13:55,497 --> 01:13:56,431 - Jesus! 630 01:13:56,832 --> 01:13:57,765 - Come on! 631 01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:58,966 Oh, my god. - Fuck. 632 01:13:58,968 --> 01:13:59,901 - Shit. 633 01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:01,903 - You seen that, it was fuckin' inches away. 634 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,474 Fuck it, oh god! 635 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:10,845 Ah, fuck it! 636 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:12,880 - Ed, ed, ed. 637 01:14:14,817 --> 01:14:17,185 - Fuck, get in, get in, come on! 638 01:14:17,187 --> 01:14:19,053 - Move, move your finger! 639 01:14:21,757 --> 01:14:22,457 - Help! 640 01:14:54,022 --> 01:14:57,825 - Is there something you should be telling us? 641 01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:00,228 - Yeah, there's zombies everywhere. 642 01:15:00,230 --> 01:15:01,529 - Everywhere. 643 01:15:05,667 --> 01:15:06,634 - Aw, shit. 644 01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:08,636 My parents. 645 01:15:12,574 --> 01:15:14,575 Hey, don't, don't, dad! 646 01:15:15,110 --> 01:15:16,511 Get something sharp! 647 01:15:18,581 --> 01:15:19,747 - The boy's jumped on him. 648 01:15:19,749 --> 01:15:21,849 Oh, he's jumpin' all over him. 649 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,184 - It's a zombie. 650 01:15:24,019 --> 01:15:26,554 You need to destroy its brain! 651 01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:29,557 Quick! 652 01:15:29,559 --> 01:15:32,793 - Oh, boys, this is not good, right? 653 01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:36,764 What do we do out there, eh? 654 01:15:38,934 --> 01:15:40,067 - Quick! 655 01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:46,240 Quick! 656 01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:52,313 - Over there, over there, over there! 657 01:15:52,315 --> 01:15:54,081 - Oh, my god. - The head, shoot it! 658 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:55,883 - Oh, okay, I'm firin'! 659 01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:59,287 - Hit her in the head! 660 01:16:00,990 --> 01:16:03,024 Get it in the head, man! - I'm tryin', all right. 661 01:16:03,026 --> 01:16:04,158 - Bugger! 662 01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,793 - Will, I am very stressed out right now! 663 01:16:05,795 --> 01:16:09,730 Try and move back! 664 01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:11,265 - Ah, quick! 665 01:16:12,167 --> 01:16:13,935 What the-- 666 01:16:13,937 --> 01:16:15,670 what the fuck, man? 667 01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:18,005 - Ed. 668 01:16:18,807 --> 01:16:20,608 Get off of him, man. 669 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:29,951 - Oh god, oh god, no! 670 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:32,320 Oh! 671 01:16:32,821 --> 01:16:33,754 Oh god! 672 01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:42,129 Get off me, oh fuck, oh. 673 01:16:52,874 --> 01:16:53,808 - Ed! 674 01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:56,277 - Look, look it's Billy! 675 01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:58,012 - Oh, fuckin' hell! 676 01:17:10,826 --> 01:17:12,259 - What the fuck, Johnny? 677 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:13,728 You sick bitch. 678 01:17:34,282 --> 01:17:35,216 - Dave! 679 01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:57,004 - Shoot him, shoot the fucking thing, shoot them! 680 01:18:00,275 --> 01:18:01,909 Do you have ammo, get the ammo on you! 681 01:18:01,911 --> 01:18:05,012 Oh, you fucking idiot! 682 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:07,782 It's goin' off, Christ almighty. 683 01:18:10,419 --> 01:18:12,219 Run man and get her! 684 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,263 - Oh, god. - Get up, get up, get up. 685 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:46,120 - Billy, you're a fucking fool! 686 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:51,992 - Get out of the way! 687 01:18:53,196 --> 01:18:57,798 Stop the bloody car, woman, will you do it? 688 01:19:56,925 --> 01:19:59,994 Jesus! 689 01:20:01,029 --> 01:20:02,496 - Look, he's all right! 690 01:20:02,498 --> 01:20:03,464 - Bleeding. 691 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:10,471 - No, wait. 692 01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:12,273 I'll do it. 693 01:20:57,919 --> 01:20:59,053 - I love you. 694 01:21:02,991 --> 01:21:03,924 - Shit. 695 01:21:06,328 --> 01:21:08,062 - Hey. - Oh fuck, no. 696 01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:09,997 Careful, jeez. 697 01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:14,869 Right in the eye. - Sorry. 698 01:21:32,187 --> 01:21:33,654 - Don't touch him! 699 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:07,154 - So. 700 01:22:07,622 --> 01:22:09,189 You're sayin' 701 01:22:09,191 --> 01:22:11,525 this all started with the olds, yeah? 702 01:22:11,527 --> 01:22:13,327 - That's the theory. 703 01:22:13,662 --> 01:22:14,595 - But 704 01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:17,197 doesn't your brother work in an old people's home? 705 01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:18,132 - Yeah. 706 01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:21,135 Oh, 707 01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:22,169 shit! 45436

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