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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:32,160 "America has heard the bugle call 2 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:40,530 "And you know it involves us one and all 3 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:48,830 "I don't suppose that war will ever end 4 00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:56,720 "There's fighting that will break us up again 5 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:04,570 "Good-bye, my darling Hello, Vietnam 6 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:12,820 "I'm here to take a battle to be won 7 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:21,260 "Kiss me good-bye And write me while I'm gone 8 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:29,550 "Good-bye, my sweetheart Hello, Vietnam " 9 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:38,220 I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. 10 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,430 You will speak only when spoken to. 11 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:45,360 The first and last words out of your sewers will be "Sir! " 12 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,280 Do you maggots understand? 13 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:48,910 Sir, yes, sir! 14 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:52,320 I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. 15 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:58,080 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... 16 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:02,800 ...you will be a weapon, a minister of death, praying for war. 17 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:05,810 But until that day, you are pukes! 18 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:08,470 The lowest form of life on Earth. 19 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,930 You are not even human fucking beings! 20 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:15,610 You are only unorganized, grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! 21 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,950 Because I am hard, you won't like me. 22 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,780 The more you hate me, the more you'll learn. 23 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,160 I am hard, but I am fair! 24 00:02:24,450 --> 00:02:26,490 There is no racial bigotry here! 25 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,600 I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. 26 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,140 Here, you are all equally worthless! 27 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,150 My orders are to weed out non-hackers... 28 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,410 ...who do not pack the gear to be in my beloved Corps! 29 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:41,670 Do you maggots understand that? 30 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:45,040 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 31 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:50,800 -What's your name, scumbag? -Sir, Private Brown, sir! 32 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:54,560 From now on you're Private Snowball! Like that name? 33 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,890 Sir, yes, sir! 34 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:58,480 There's one thing you won't like! 35 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:01,950 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon... 36 00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:03,730 ...in my mess hall! 37 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,020 Is that you, John Wayne? 38 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,290 Is this me? 39 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:09,900 Who said that? 40 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:12,320 Who the fuck said that? 41 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:16,200 Who's the slimy communist cocksucker down here... 42 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,790 ...who just signed his own death warrant? 43 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:20,710 Nobody, huh? 44 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:23,960 The fairy fucking godmother said it! 45 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:28,010 Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you die! 46 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:31,070 I will P.T. you until your assholes suck buttermilk! 47 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:32,940 Was it you, you little fuck? 48 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:37,410 You look like a fucking worm ! I bet it was you! 49 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,920 Sir, I said it, sir! 50 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:44,030 Well, no shit. 51 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:47,780 What are you, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. 52 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,740 I admire your honesty. 53 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:53,500 I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister! 54 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:59,260 You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! 55 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,610 You will not laugh or cry! 56 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:04,270 You will learn by the number! 57 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,180 Get up! Get on your feet! 58 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:11,610 Unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck! 59 00:04:12,870 --> 00:04:16,450 -Why did you join my beloved Corps? -Sir, to kill, sir! 60 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:17,920 You're a killer! 61 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:20,210 Let me see your war face! 62 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:22,550 You've got a war face? 63 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:26,810 That's a war face! Let me see yours! 64 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:31,530 You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face! 65 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:35,490 You don't scare me! Work on it! 66 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,650 What's your excuse? 67 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:40,160 Sir, excuse, sir? 68 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,200 I'm asking the fucking questions, understand? 69 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,030 Thank you! Can I be in charge for a while? 70 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:50,000 Are you shook up? Nervous? 71 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:51,340 Sir, I am, sir! 72 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,000 Do I make you nervous? 73 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:57,000 Were you about to call me an asshole? 74 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,350 -How tall are you, Private? -Sir, 5'9", sir! 75 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:03,520 I didn't know they stacked shit that high! 76 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,220 Trying to squeeze an inch in on me, huh? 77 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:10,810 The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass... 78 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:14,690 ...and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! 79 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:16,820 Where in hell are you from? 80 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:22,660 Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! 81 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,220 You don't look like a steer, so that narrows it down! 82 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:27,800 Suck dicks? 83 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,180 You a peter-puffer? 84 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,680 I bet you would fuck a person in the ass... 85 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,130 ...and not have the courtesy to give him a reach-around! 86 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,230 I'll be watching you! 87 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:43,640 Your parents have children that lived? 88 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:45,780 Bet they regret that! 89 00:05:45,950 --> 00:05:48,660 You're so ugly you're a modern-art masterpiece! 90 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,550 -What's your name, fatbody? -Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir! 91 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:53,510 Lawrence, what, of Arabia? 92 00:05:54,710 --> 00:05:57,340 That name sounds like royalty! You royalty? 93 00:05:58,380 --> 00:05:59,590 You suck dicks? 94 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:03,640 Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! 95 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,430 I don't like that name! Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence! 96 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:10,650 From now on you're Gomer Pyle! 97 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,180 Think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Think I'm funny? 98 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:17,400 Then wipe off that disgusting grin! 99 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:21,690 Any fucking time, sweetheart! 100 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:23,300 I'm trying, sir! 101 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:25,630 I'll give you three seconds... 102 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,970 ...exactly three fucking seconds... 103 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:30,470 ...to wipe off that stupid grin... 104 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,630 ...or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! 105 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,300 -Sir, I can't help it, sir! -Get on your knees, scumbag! 106 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:45,220 Now choke yourself! 107 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:49,390 Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts! 108 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:52,730 Don't pull my hand over there! 109 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:56,280 I said choke yourself! Lean forward and choke yourself! 110 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:02,160 Are you through grinning? 111 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:05,290 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 112 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:11,250 Bullshit! I still can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair! 113 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,140 That's enough. Get on your feet! 114 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,930 Pyle, square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... 115 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,530 ...or I will definitely fuck you up! 116 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:40,260 Parris Island, South Carolina... 117 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:43,400 ...the United States Marine Corps Recruit Depot. 118 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,540 An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave. 119 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:50,540 "Mama and Papa were laying in bed! 120 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,550 "Mama rolled over and this is what she said: 121 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:00,840 "'Oh, give me some... 122 00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:03,810 "'...P.T.!' 123 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,490 "Good for you and good for me! 124 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,660 "Mmm, good! 125 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:12,570 "Up in the morning to the rising sun! 126 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:16,820 "Gotta run all day... 127 00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:18,700 "...till the running's done! 128 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,100 "Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch! 129 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:30,270 "Got the blueballs, crabs and the seven-year itch!" 130 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:53,420 Left shoulder, hut! 131 00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:58,840 What are you trying to do to my beloved Corps? 132 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,080 Sir, I don't know, sir! 133 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:05,080 Do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right? 134 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:09,890 You did that on purpose! You want to be different! 135 00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:13,600 -What side was that? -Sir, left side, sir! 136 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,760 Are you sure, Private Pyle? 137 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:19,280 What side was that? 138 00:09:19,490 --> 00:09:20,910 Sir, right side, sir! 139 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,490 Don't fuck with me again, Pyle! 140 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,460 Pick up your fucking cover! 141 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,130 Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles! 142 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:05,020 You will give your rifle a girl's name! 143 00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:10,150 Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! 144 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:15,240 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch... 145 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,870 ...through her pretty pink panties are over! 146 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,040 You're married to this piece... 147 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,450 ...this weapon of iron and wood! 148 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,320 And you will be faithful! 149 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,580 Prepare to mount! 150 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:52,810 Pray! 151 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,220 "This is my rifle. 152 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:58,770 "There are many like it, but this one is mine. 153 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,770 "My rifle is my best friend. 154 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,900 "It is my life. 155 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,700 "I must master it, as I must master my life. 156 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,130 "Without me, my rifle is useless. 157 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,460 "Without my rifle, I am useless. 158 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,290 "I must fire my rifle true. 159 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:21,680 "I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. 160 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:24,810 "I must shoot him before he shoots me. 161 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:26,060 "I will. 162 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,310 "Before God I swear this creed. 163 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,100 "My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. 164 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,570 "We are the masters of our enemy. 165 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:38,110 "We are the saviors of my life. 166 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:39,700 "So be it... 167 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,620 "...until there is no enemy, but peace. 168 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:43,950 "Amen." 169 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:51,820 At ease! 170 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,880 Good night, ladies! 171 00:11:58,210 --> 00:11:59,220 Hit it! 172 00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:10,760 This is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy! 173 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:22,750 Move the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle! 174 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,050 Four inches from your chest, Pyle! 175 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,380 Four inches! 176 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,340 "This is my rifle! This is my gun! 177 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,810 "This is for fighting! This is for fun! 178 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:42,640 "This is my rifle! This is my gun! 179 00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:45,350 "This is for fighting! This is for fun! " 180 00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:07,760 You're bouncing! 181 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,020 Ten fucking seconds! 182 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:29,570 It should take you ten seconds to negotiate this obstacle! 183 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,690 Quickly, move it out! 184 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,380 No swinging-dick private in this platoon's gonna graduate... 185 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:39,710 ...until they get this obstacle down to less than ten fucking seconds! 186 00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:05,160 Next two! Quickly! 187 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:08,000 Get over that goddamn obstacle! Move it! 188 00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,210 Private Joker, are you a killer? 189 00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:16,760 Let me hear your war cry! 190 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,050 Get your fat ass over there! 191 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,110 That's right, Private Pyle... 192 00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:28,570 ...don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top! 193 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:33,570 If God wanted you up there, He'd have miracled your ass up there! 194 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:36,630 Get your fat ass up there! 195 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,800 What the hell's wrong with you? 196 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:44,220 If there was some pussy up there, you could get up there, couldn't you? 197 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,100 Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Pyle. 198 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,060 One for the commandant! 199 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,160 One for the Corps! 200 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:00,710 Get up there! 201 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:01,960 Pull! 202 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,090 The Corps don't get theirs! Get up there, Pyle! 203 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:07,830 Pull! 204 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,620 Pull, Pyle, pull! 205 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,600 One pull-up, Pyle! Come on, pull! 206 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,100 You've got to be shitting me! Get your ass up there! 207 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:20,140 Do you mean to tell me you cannot do one single pull-up? 208 00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:24,250 You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle! Get out of my face! 209 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,450 Get up there, Snowball. 210 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,540 Get up here, fatboy! 211 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,590 Quickly! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up! 212 00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:37,340 You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? 213 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,340 Get up here! You're too slow! Move it! 214 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:44,690 Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! 215 00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:46,940 That would break my fucking heart! 216 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,600 Quickly! Up and over! Up and over! 217 00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:54,110 What in the fuck are you waiting for, Private Pyle? 218 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:55,700 Get up and over! 219 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,570 Move it, move it! 220 00:15:58,530 --> 00:16:00,200 Are you quitting on me? 221 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,490 Well, are you? 222 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:07,120 Then quit, you slimy, fucking, walrus-looking piece of shit! 223 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,010 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 224 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,710 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 225 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,170 Now! Move it! 226 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:20,730 I'm going to rip your balls off so you can't contaminate the rest of the world! 227 00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:23,650 I will motivate you, Private Pyle... 228 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:27,990 ...if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! 229 00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:31,740 Pick 'em up and set 'em down, Pyle! 230 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,020 Quickly! Move it up! 231 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:39,080 Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag, you piece of shit, Private Pyle? 232 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,420 Or did you have to work on it? 233 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:42,880 Move it up! 234 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,290 Quickly! Hustle up! 235 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:49,920 The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, Private Pyle! 236 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:56,100 Are you going to fucking die? Are you going to die on me? 237 00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,550 Do it now! 238 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,480 Move it up! 239 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:01,900 Hustle it up! Quickly! 240 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,530 Feel dizzy? 241 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,160 Faint? 242 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,860 Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on! 243 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:19,170 Quickly, ladies! Assholes and elbows! Move it out! 244 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,790 Get up! 245 00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:47,110 Reveille! Reveille! 246 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,370 Drop your cocks and grab your socks! 247 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,210 Today is Sunday! Divine worship is 0800. 248 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:54,960 Get your bunks made and your uniforms on. 249 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:57,430 Police call in two minutes. 250 00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,260 Private Cowboy, Private Joker. 251 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:05,230 Finish your bunks, then you two turds clean the head. 252 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,690 I want that head so sanitary... 253 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:12,650 ...that the Virgin Mary could go in there and take a dump! 254 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:16,030 Do you believe in the Virgin Mary? 255 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:17,750 Sir, no, sir! 256 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,880 Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly! 257 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,580 Sir, the private said "No, sir," sir! 258 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,350 You little maggot! You make me want to vomit! 259 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:35,230 You communist heathen, sound off that you love the Virgin Mary... 260 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,520 ...or I'll stomp your guts out! 261 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:40,260 You love the Virgin Mary, don't you? 262 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,730 Negative, sir! 263 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,530 Are you trying to offend me? 264 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:49,020 Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong! 265 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:53,030 And that you will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir! 266 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,940 Who's your squad leader? 267 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,960 The private's squad leader is Private Snowball, sir! 268 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,700 Private Snowball reporting, sir! 269 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,560 You're fired! Private Joker is promoted to squad leader! 270 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:09,190 Disappear, scumbag! 271 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,620 Reporting as ordered, sir! 272 00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:18,290 From now on Private Joker is your new squad leader and you bunk with him. 273 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,650 He'll teach you! 274 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,520 He'll teach you how to pee! 275 00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:26,270 Private Joker is ignorant but he's got guts, and guts is enough. 276 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:28,240 Now you ladies carry on. 277 00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:39,500 The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver. 278 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:45,330 Operating rod handle. 279 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,620 Operating rod guide. 280 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,260 And the left one over the right. 281 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,220 Right one over the left. 282 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,440 Left one over the right. 283 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,920 Right one over the left. 284 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,130 Just throw your other leg over. 285 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:18,660 Pull the next one over and you're home free. 286 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,840 Just throw it over. 287 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,020 That'a boy. Just set it down. 288 00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:50,620 Congratulations, Leonard. 289 00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:52,460 You did it. 290 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:56,280 Fold the blanket and sheet back together. 291 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,750 Make a four-inch fold. 292 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,470 Got it? 293 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,140 You do it. 294 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:07,650 Right shoulder, hut! 295 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,980 Port, hut! 296 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:21,460 Order, hut! 297 00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:53,110 Square these weapons away. 298 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,000 The deadliest weapon in the world... 299 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,310 ...is a Marine, and his rifle. 300 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:08,700 It is your killer instinct that must be harnessed... 301 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:11,930 ...if you expect to survive in combat. 302 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:14,540 Your rifle... 303 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,250 ...is only a tool. 304 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:19,100 It is a hard heart that kills. 305 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:24,530 If your killer instincts are not clean and strong... 306 00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:27,790 ...you will hesitate at the moment of truth. 307 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,170 You will not kill. 308 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:32,550 You will become dead Marines. 309 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,960 And then you will be in a world of shit. 310 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,850 Because Marines are not allowed... 311 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,850 ...to die without permission! 312 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:44,060 Do you maggots understand? 313 00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:50,020 "I love working for Uncle Sam ! 314 00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:55,860 "Lets me know just who I am ! 315 00:22:59,190 --> 00:23:02,110 "One, two, three, four! United States Marine Corps! 316 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,000 "One, two, three, four! I love the Marine Corps! 317 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,640 "My Corps! Your Corps! 318 00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:16,250 "Our Corps! Marine Corps! 319 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:19,930 "I don't know, but I've been told... 320 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:25,800 "...Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! 321 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,360 "Mmm, good! Feels good! 322 00:23:32,190 --> 00:23:34,230 "Is good! Real good! 323 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,130 "Tastes good! Mighty good! 324 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,160 "Good for you! Good for me! " 325 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,550 Trim 'em ! 326 00:23:48,090 --> 00:23:49,170 Toe-jam ! 327 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,010 Pop that blister! 328 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,790 Jesus H. Christ! 329 00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:11,410 -Why is your footlocker unlocked? -Sir, I don't know, sir! 330 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,990 If there is one thing in this world I hate... 331 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:18,520 ...it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, right? 332 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:23,750 Without dickheads like you, there'd be no thievery in the world! 333 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,760 Get down! 334 00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:32,940 Now let's just see if there's anything missing! 335 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:37,910 Holy Jesus! 336 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,340 What is that? 337 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,760 What the fuck is that? 338 00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:45,420 What is that, Private Pyle? 339 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,260 Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir! 340 00:24:49,510 --> 00:24:52,100 -Where did you get it? -From the mess hall, sir! 341 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,770 Is chow allowed in the barracks, Pyle? 342 00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:58,850 Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private? 343 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:03,110 -Why not, Private? -Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir! 344 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:07,240 Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle! 345 00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:12,120 Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your footlocker? 346 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,150 Because I was hungry, sir! 347 00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:16,250 Because you were hungry? 348 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,300 Private Pyle... 349 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:26,590 ...has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon! 350 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,890 I have tried to help him, but I have failed! 351 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,600 I have failed because you have not helped me! 352 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,070 You people... 353 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:42,860 ...have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! 354 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,510 From now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up... 355 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,970 ...l will not punish him. 356 00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:53,580 I will punish all of you! 357 00:25:54,130 --> 00:25:56,170 And the way I see it, ladies... 358 00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:59,070 ...you owe me for one jelly doughnut! 359 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,140 Get on your faces! 360 00:26:03,690 --> 00:26:04,940 Open your mouth! 361 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:07,620 They're paying for it, you eat it! 362 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,410 Ready, exercise! 363 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:13,330 "One, two, three, four! 364 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,910 "I love the Marine Corps! " 365 00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:37,110 You really look like shit today. 366 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,080 Everybody hates me now. 367 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,640 Even you. 368 00:26:58,490 --> 00:27:00,160 Nobody hates you, Leonard. 369 00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:04,910 You just keep making mistakes, getting everybody in trouble. 370 00:27:08,850 --> 00:27:10,480 I can't do anything right. 371 00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:15,030 I need help. 372 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:20,770 I'm trying to help you. 373 00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:24,740 I'm really trying. 374 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:29,080 Tuck your shirt in. 375 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,640 Do it. 376 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:40,120 Remember, it's just a bad dream, fatboy. 377 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,710 Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies? 378 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:33,170 Semper fi, do or die! 379 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:35,540 Gung ho, gung ho! 380 00:30:35,690 --> 00:30:37,730 What makes the grass grow? 381 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,810 Blood, blood, blood. 382 00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:42,570 What do we do for a living, ladies? 383 00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:44,570 Kill, kill, kill! 384 00:30:44,830 --> 00:30:46,290 I can't hear you! 385 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:48,170 Kill, kill, kill! 386 00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:51,170 Bullshit! I still can't hear you! 387 00:30:51,670 --> 00:30:53,260 Kill, kill, kill! 388 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:56,940 Do any of you know who Charles Whitman was? 389 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,230 None of you dumbasses knows? 390 00:31:04,290 --> 00:31:08,590 Sir, he shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir! 391 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,260 Charles Whitman killed 12 people... 392 00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:15,300 ...from a 28-story observation tower at the University of Texas... 393 00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:18,650 ...from distances of up to 400 yards. 394 00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:21,950 Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? 395 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,420 Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir! 396 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,270 And do you know how far away he was? 397 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,140 Sir, it was far! From that book suppository building, sir! 398 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:35,430 Knock it off! 399 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,860 250 feet! 400 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,020 He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. 401 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,320 He got off three rounds... 402 00:31:44,490 --> 00:31:47,750 ...with an Italian bolt-action rifle in six seconds... 403 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:51,120 ...and scored two hits, including a head shot! 404 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,250 Do any of you know where... 405 00:31:53,420 --> 00:31:55,630 ...these individuals learned to shoot? 406 00:31:58,970 --> 00:32:00,770 Sir, in the Marines, sir! 407 00:32:01,010 --> 00:32:04,760 In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals... 408 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:08,070 ...showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do! 409 00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:11,250 Before you ladies leave my island... 410 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:14,060 ...you will all be able to do the same thing! 411 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,820 "Happy birthday to you 412 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:28,130 "Happy birthday, dear Jesus" 413 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,680 Today... 414 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,810 ...is Christmas! 415 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:42,640 There will be a magic show at 0930! 416 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,360 Chaplain Charlie will tell you... 417 00:32:48,190 --> 00:32:51,690 ...about how the free world will conquer Communism... 418 00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:56,290 ...with the aid of God and a few Marines! 419 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,030 God has a hard-on for Marines... 420 00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:05,760 ...because we kill everything we see! 421 00:33:07,050 --> 00:33:08,590 He plays His games... 422 00:33:09,630 --> 00:33:11,000 ...we play ours! 423 00:33:12,510 --> 00:33:16,430 To show our appreciation for so much power... 424 00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:19,590 ...we keep heaven packed... 425 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:22,070 ...with fresh souls! 426 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,860 God was here before the Marine Corps! 427 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:30,080 So you can give your heart to Jesus... 428 00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:34,130 ...but your ass belongs to the Corps! 429 00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:36,540 Do you ladies understand? 430 00:33:38,210 --> 00:33:39,720 I can't hear you! 431 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,060 It's been swabbed and brushed. 432 00:33:52,270 --> 00:33:53,390 Everything... 433 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:55,980 ...is clean. 434 00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,700 Beautiful. 435 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:06,110 So that it slides perfectly. 436 00:34:09,050 --> 00:34:09,970 Nice. 437 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,900 Everything cleaned... 438 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,400 ...oiled. 439 00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:21,460 So that your action is beautiful. 440 00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:27,500 Smooth, Charlene. 441 00:34:50,570 --> 00:34:52,400 Leonard talks to his rifle. 442 00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:06,760 I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore. 443 00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:10,540 I think Leonard's a Section 8. 444 00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:16,380 It don't surprise me. 445 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,020 I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister. 446 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:35,610 What will you take in trade? 447 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,740 What do you got? 448 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,960 Outstanding! 449 00:35:56,550 --> 00:35:59,130 We've finally found something you do well! 450 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:06,610 What is your 6th general order? 451 00:36:06,770 --> 00:36:10,740 Sir, to receive, obey and pass on to the sentry who relieves me... 452 00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:13,280 ...all orders.... 453 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:15,480 Sir, the 6th general.... 454 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:18,150 The private does not know, sir! 455 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,530 You slimy scumbag, get down and give me 25! 456 00:36:28,090 --> 00:36:30,300 How many counts in that movement? 457 00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:31,670 Sir, four, sir! 458 00:36:31,850 --> 00:36:33,640 Why look down in the chamber? 459 00:36:33,890 --> 00:36:37,940 Sir, to be sure the inspecting officer is not given a loaded weapon, sir! 460 00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:39,310 What's your 5th general order? 461 00:36:39,490 --> 00:36:43,410 Sir, to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir! 462 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,870 What's this weapon's name? 463 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,870 Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir! 464 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,870 Private, you are definitely born again hard. 465 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,580 I may even let you serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps. 466 00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:02,960 "I don't want no teenage queen! 467 00:37:05,970 --> 00:37:08,520 "I just want my M-14! 468 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,150 "If I die in the combat zone 469 00:37:17,190 --> 00:37:19,530 "Box me up and ship me home! 470 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,120 "Pin my medals upon my chest! 471 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:30,630 "Tell my mom I've done my best! " 472 00:37:34,930 --> 00:37:37,800 Graduation is only a few days away... 473 00:37:38,730 --> 00:37:42,490 ...and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. 474 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,600 They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. 475 00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:52,400 The instructors are proud to see us growing beyond their control. 476 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:56,130 The Marine Corps does not want robots. 477 00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:59,510 The Marine Corps wants killers. 478 00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:03,630 The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men. 479 00:38:04,390 --> 00:38:05,930 Men without fear. 480 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:10,140 Today... 481 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,470 ...you people are no longer maggots. 482 00:38:15,270 --> 00:38:17,850 Today, you are Marines. 483 00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:21,080 You are part of a brotherhood. 484 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:25,750 From now on, until the day you die... 485 00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:28,250 ...wherever you are... 486 00:38:28,930 --> 00:38:31,180 ...every Marine is your brother. 487 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,770 Most of you will go to Vietnam. 488 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:39,120 Some of you will not come back. 489 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,780 But always remember this.: 490 00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,840 Marines die. 491 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,210 That's what we're here for! 492 00:38:47,210 --> 00:38:49,580 But the Marine Corps lives forever. 493 00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:54,140 And that means you live forever! 494 00:39:00,930 --> 00:39:02,510 0300, Infantry. 495 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,220 0300, Infantry. 496 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,490 1800, Engineers. You go out and find mines. 497 00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:12,900 Cowboy! 498 00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:15,660 0300, Infantry. 499 00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:19,150 0300, Infantry. 500 00:39:19,530 --> 00:39:20,450 Joker! 501 00:39:21,330 --> 00:39:22,330 4212... 502 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:24,320 ...Basic Military Journalism. 503 00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:26,200 You must be shitting me! 504 00:39:26,670 --> 00:39:28,340 You think you're Mickey Spillane? 505 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,620 You think you're some kind of fucking writer? 506 00:39:30,790 --> 00:39:33,250 Sir, I wrote for my high-school newspaper, sir! 507 00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:36,920 Christ, you're not a writer, you're a killer! 508 00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:38,310 A killer, yes, sir! 509 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,520 Gomer Pyle! 510 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:46,810 You forget your fucking name? 0300, Infantry. You made it. 511 00:39:53,450 --> 00:39:55,290 Our last night on the island. 512 00:39:56,490 --> 00:39:57,780 I draw fire watch. 513 00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:03,430 Hi, Joker. 514 00:41:26,390 --> 00:41:27,640 Are those... 515 00:41:27,890 --> 00:41:29,100 ...live rounds? 516 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:38,640 7.62 millimeter. 517 00:41:41,110 --> 00:41:43,240 Full metal jacket. 518 00:41:55,330 --> 00:41:58,420 Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us... 519 00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:02,420 ...we'll both be in a world of shit. 520 00:42:06,550 --> 00:42:07,720 I am... 521 00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:11,520 ...in a world... 522 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,400 ...of shit! 523 00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:21,720 Left shoulder, hut! 524 00:42:23,690 --> 00:42:25,490 Right shoulder, hut! 525 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:29,490 Lock and load. 526 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,320 Order, hut! 527 00:42:38,450 --> 00:42:39,990 "This is my rifle! 528 00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:42,920 "There are many like it, but this one is mine." 529 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,550 Get back in your bunks! 530 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,520 What is this Mickey Mouse shit? 531 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,530 What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? 532 00:42:57,980 --> 00:43:00,850 Why is Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? 533 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,980 Why is Pyle holding that weapon? 534 00:43:04,450 --> 00:43:07,540 Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out? 535 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,880 Sir, it is the private's duty to inform you... 536 00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:14,970 ...that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir! 537 00:43:23,450 --> 00:43:26,120 Now listen to me, Private Pyle... 538 00:43:27,330 --> 00:43:29,000 ...and listen good. 539 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:32,000 I want that weapon... 540 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,450 ...and I want it now! 541 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:39,290 Place that rifle on the deck at your feet... 542 00:43:40,630 --> 00:43:42,460 ...and step back away from it. 543 00:43:50,810 --> 00:43:54,070 What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? 544 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:58,570 Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? 545 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,210 Easy, Leonard. 546 00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:30,960 Go easy, man. 547 00:45:58,410 --> 00:45:59,670 Hey, baby. 548 00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:02,290 You got girlfriend Vietnam? 549 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,740 Not just this minute. 550 00:46:06,110 --> 00:46:08,730 Well, baby, me so horny. 551 00:46:09,540 --> 00:46:10,880 Me so horny. 552 00:46:11,790 --> 00:46:13,540 Me love you long time. 553 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,130 You party? 554 00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:17,760 Yeah, we might party. 555 00:46:18,670 --> 00:46:20,540 -How much? -$15. 556 00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:22,840 $15 for both of us? 557 00:46:23,010 --> 00:46:24,850 No. Each you $15. 558 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,590 Me love you long time. 559 00:46:27,890 --> 00:46:29,190 Me so horny. 560 00:46:30,730 --> 00:46:32,270 $15 too beaucoup. 561 00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:34,320 $5 each. 562 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,860 Me suckee-suckee. 563 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,190 Me love you too much. 564 00:46:40,570 --> 00:46:43,240 $5 is all my mom allows me to spend. 565 00:46:44,070 --> 00:46:46,150 Okay! $10 each. 566 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,780 What do we get for $10? 567 00:46:49,790 --> 00:46:51,830 Everything you want. 568 00:46:52,790 --> 00:46:53,880 Everything? 569 00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,760 Buddy, you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? 570 00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:06,890 Half of these gook whores are officers in the Viet Cong. 571 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,380 The other half have TB. 572 00:47:10,430 --> 00:47:12,720 Be sure you only fuck the ones who cough. 573 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:03,880 That sucker really had some moves on him. 574 00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:11,080 You know what pisses me off about these people? 575 00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:16,170 We're helping them and they shit all over us. 576 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,350 I just can't feature that. 577 00:48:18,850 --> 00:48:21,350 Don't take it too hard. It's just business. 578 00:48:24,190 --> 00:48:26,820 I hate Da Nang. I want to go out into the field. 579 00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:32,060 I'm here three months and all I do is take handshake shots at award ceremonies. 580 00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:35,670 You'd get wasted the first day and it would be my fault. 581 00:48:35,870 --> 00:48:38,080 A high-school girl could do my job. 582 00:48:38,330 --> 00:48:40,080 I want to get into the shit. 583 00:48:40,290 --> 00:48:41,910 I want some trigger time. 584 00:48:43,930 --> 00:48:48,310 If you get killed, your mom will find me and beat the shit out of me. 585 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,780 That's a negative. 586 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:58,110 Let's keep it short and sweet. Anybody got anything new? 587 00:49:00,910 --> 00:49:04,120 Rumor has it that the Tet ceasefire will be cancelled. 588 00:49:04,910 --> 00:49:06,500 Rear echelon paranoia. 589 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,680 Intelligence says Charlie might try something big during Tet. 590 00:49:10,970 --> 00:49:13,390 They say the same thing every year. 591 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,470 There's a lot of talk about it. 592 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,430 Don't lose any sleep over it. 593 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:21,400 The Tet holiday is like July Fourth, Christmas and New Year in one. 594 00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:25,360 Every zipperhead in the North and South, will bang gongs... 595 00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:27,410 ...and bark at the moon. 596 00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:32,040 Ann-Margret and entourage are due next week. 597 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:35,240 I want someone to stick with her for a few days. 598 00:49:35,410 --> 00:49:36,950 Rafterman, you take it. 599 00:49:38,290 --> 00:49:40,080 Get some good low-angle stuff. 600 00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:44,000 Don't be obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew. 601 00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:50,340 "Diplomats in Dungarees. Marine engineers rebuild Dong Phuc villages...." 602 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,940 Chili, if we move Vietnamese, they are evacuees. 603 00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:57,100 If they come to us to be evacuated, they are refugees. 604 00:49:57,230 --> 00:49:59,070 I'll make a note of it, sir. 605 00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:02,360 "N.V.A. Soldier Deserts After Reading Pamphlets." 606 00:50:02,530 --> 00:50:06,450 "An N.V.A. regular, who realized his side would lose... 607 00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:09,130 "...deserted after reading Open Arms pamphlets." 608 00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:12,550 That's good, Dave. But why say, "N.V.A. regular"? 609 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,370 Is there an irregular? 610 00:50:14,430 --> 00:50:16,350 How about N.V.A. soldier? 611 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,840 I'll fix it. 612 00:50:18,230 --> 00:50:23,320 "The Lawrence Welk Show" will be on TV in two weeks. Dave, do 100 words on it. 613 00:50:24,490 --> 00:50:26,120 "Not While We're Eating." 614 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,910 "N.V.A. learned not to interrupt meals of Marines on a search-and-destroy mission." 615 00:50:31,490 --> 00:50:35,280 We have a new directive from M.A.F. on search and destroy. 616 00:50:35,870 --> 00:50:40,540 Substitute "sweep and clear" in place of "search and destroy." 617 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:41,590 Got it? 618 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,510 Got it. Very catchy. 619 00:50:44,550 --> 00:50:46,470 And, Joker, where's the weenie? 620 00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:52,510 The kill. The grunts must have hit something. 621 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:54,730 Didn't see them. 622 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,440 I've told you, we run two basic stories here. 623 00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:02,570 Grunts who buy toothbrushes and deodorant for gooks: 624 00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:04,660 "Winning of Hearts And Minds." 625 00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:08,320 And combat action resulting in a kill: "Winning the War." 626 00:51:08,990 --> 00:51:12,120 You must have seen blood trails, drag marks? 627 00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:14,570 It was raining, sir. 628 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,630 That's why God passed the law of probability. 629 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,800 Rewrite it with a happy ending, say, one kill. 630 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,410 A sapper or an officer. Which? 631 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,290 Whichever you say. 632 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,080 Grunts like reading about dead officers. 633 00:51:28,270 --> 00:51:30,560 Okay, an officer. How about a general? 634 00:51:33,350 --> 00:51:36,190 You'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad? 635 00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:40,230 In case you didn't know, this is not a popular war. 636 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,770 Our job is to report the news that the... 637 00:51:42,990 --> 00:51:45,370 ..."why-are-we-here" civilian newsmen ignore. 638 00:51:46,290 --> 00:51:48,960 Maybe you should go out on some ops yourself. 639 00:51:50,130 --> 00:51:53,050 You could find more blood trails and drag marks. 640 00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:58,010 I've had my ass in the grass. Can't say I liked it much. 641 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,130 Lots of bugs and too dangerous. 642 00:52:01,930 --> 00:52:04,680 My present duties keep me where I belong: 643 00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:06,720 In the rear with the gear. 644 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,720 Tet. The Year of the Monkey. 645 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,960 Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve. 646 00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:25,180 Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. 647 00:52:34,830 --> 00:52:37,540 I am fucking bored to death, man. 648 00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:40,860 I have to get back in the shit. 649 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,060 I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks. 650 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,320 Joker's so tough, he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose... 651 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:52,160 ...then ask for seconds. 652 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,380 Listen up, pilgrim. 653 00:52:55,210 --> 00:52:59,130 A day without blood is like a day without sunshine! 654 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:05,020 Joker thinks the bad bush is between old mama-san's legs. 655 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,520 He's never been in the shit. 656 00:53:07,730 --> 00:53:10,100 Hard to talk about. Like on Hastings. 657 00:53:10,530 --> 00:53:14,200 You weren't on Operation Hastings. You weren't even in country. 658 00:53:14,410 --> 00:53:18,710 Eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish-American poge! 659 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,240 I was there! I was in the shit with the grunts. 660 00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:26,130 Don't listen to Payback's bullshit, Rafterman. 661 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:29,550 Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne. 662 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,250 You listen to Joker. 663 00:53:32,550 --> 00:53:33,890 He knows ti ti. 664 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,300 Very little. 665 00:53:35,970 --> 00:53:39,140 He's never been in the shit 'cause he ain't got the stare. 666 00:53:40,010 --> 00:53:41,550 The 1,000-yard stare. 667 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,650 A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit too long. 668 00:53:45,810 --> 00:53:49,030 It's like, it's like you've really seen beyond. 669 00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:51,350 I got it. 670 00:53:51,730 --> 00:53:54,560 All field Marines got it. And you'll have it, too. 671 00:53:55,290 --> 00:53:56,210 I will? 672 00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:01,630 How do you stop five blacks from raping a white chick? 673 00:54:02,130 --> 00:54:03,260 Fuck you. 674 00:54:03,430 --> 00:54:05,180 Throw them a basketball. 675 00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:11,010 Incoming. 676 00:54:13,810 --> 00:54:15,060 They're outgoing! 677 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,560 -That ain't outgoing! -That ain't outgoing! 678 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:21,170 Now what'd I just say? 679 00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:02,470 I hope they're just fucking with us. 680 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,480 I ain't ready for this shit. 681 00:55:58,430 --> 00:55:59,510 Cease fire! 682 00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:11,370 Cease fire! 683 00:56:23,170 --> 00:56:24,250 The enemy... 684 00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:27,050 ...has very deceitfully... 685 00:56:27,970 --> 00:56:30,180 ...taken advantage of the ceasefire... 686 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:33,730 ...to launch an offensive all over the country. 687 00:56:34,730 --> 00:56:37,400 So far, we've had it pretty easy here. 688 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,520 But we seem to be the exception. 689 00:56:41,450 --> 00:56:45,490 Charlie has hit every military target in Vietnam and hit them hard. 690 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,390 In Saigon... 691 00:56:47,770 --> 00:56:51,900 ...the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. 692 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,030 Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun. 693 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,710 We have reports that a division of N.V.A.... 694 00:57:01,910 --> 00:57:05,580 ...has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. 695 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,010 In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... 696 00:57:10,170 --> 00:57:12,790 ...the civilian press are wetting their pants... 697 00:57:13,090 --> 00:57:16,920 ...and even Cronkite is going to say the war is now unwinnable. 698 00:57:18,530 --> 00:57:19,830 In other words... 699 00:57:20,410 --> 00:57:24,210 ...it's a huge shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite. 700 00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:32,360 Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming? 701 00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:41,020 You go straight up to Phu Bai. 702 00:57:42,450 --> 00:57:44,450 Captain January will need you. 703 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,320 And you take off that damn button. 704 00:57:51,450 --> 00:57:53,990 You can't get killed wearing a peace symbol. 705 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,500 Permission to go with Joker. 706 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:00,590 Granted. 707 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,010 Sir, permission not to take Rafterman. 708 00:58:04,810 --> 00:58:06,020 You still here? 709 00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:09,930 Vanish ricky-tick and take Rafterman with you. 710 00:58:10,710 --> 00:58:12,420 You're responsible for him. 711 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,900 Get some! Get some! 712 00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:17,310 Get some, baby! 713 00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:28,840 I've got you, mother! 714 00:59:34,270 --> 00:59:37,100 Anyone who runs is a VC. 715 00:59:37,910 --> 00:59:39,870 Anyone who stands still... 716 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:42,710 ...is a well-disciplined VC. 717 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:48,370 You guys ought to do a story about me. 718 00:59:50,260 --> 00:59:52,890 Why should we do a story about you? 719 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,430 'Cause I'm so fucking good! 720 00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:57,720 That ain't no shit neither. 721 00:59:58,350 --> 01:00:02,190 I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed. 722 01:00:02,980 --> 01:00:04,820 And 50 water buffaloes, too. 723 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:07,440 Them are all certified. 724 01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:11,280 Any women or children? 725 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,240 Sometimes. 726 01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:17,530 How can you kill women and children? 727 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,070 Easy. 728 01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:22,630 You just don't lead them so much. 729 01:00:24,710 --> 01:00:25,920 Ain't war hell? 730 01:01:03,020 --> 01:01:04,980 We want to get in the shit. 731 01:01:05,270 --> 01:01:06,850 Down the road. Two-five. 732 01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:08,730 Outstanding! Thanks. 733 01:01:37,810 --> 01:01:40,520 We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 734 01:01:41,020 --> 01:01:42,520 I got a bro named Cowboy. 735 01:01:42,650 --> 01:01:44,030 You people one-one? 736 01:01:44,150 --> 01:01:46,900 No, sir. We're reporters for "Stars and Stripes." 737 01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:50,580 I'm Cowboy's platoon commander. 738 01:01:50,910 --> 01:01:53,370 He's just down the road in the platoon area. 739 01:01:53,590 --> 01:01:55,050 May we tag along, sir? 740 01:01:55,210 --> 01:01:56,960 No problem. Welcome aboard. 741 01:01:57,590 --> 01:02:00,260 I'm Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski. 742 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,850 They call me Mr. Touchdown. 743 01:02:03,430 --> 01:02:05,390 I played ball for Notre Dame. 744 01:02:07,110 --> 01:02:09,030 You here to make Cowboy famous? 745 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,770 Never happen, sir. 746 01:02:11,190 --> 01:02:14,650 If you came looking for a story, this is your lucky day. 747 01:02:15,570 --> 01:02:18,240 We got Condition Red and we expect rain. 748 01:02:18,950 --> 01:02:21,320 Outstanding. We taking care of business? 749 01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:23,380 The N.V.A. are dug in deep. 750 01:02:23,510 --> 01:02:27,850 Hotel Company is working this side of the river, house by house. 751 01:02:28,470 --> 01:02:32,730 Charles has his shit together, but we're still getting some decent kills. 752 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:36,530 We heard the N.V.A. executed a lot of gook civilians. 753 01:02:37,450 --> 01:02:38,620 Affirmative. 754 01:02:39,070 --> 01:02:42,610 I saw bodies half a klick this side of the canal. 755 01:02:43,030 --> 01:02:44,530 Can you show me where? 756 01:03:11,950 --> 01:03:14,120 The dead have been covered with lime. 757 01:03:16,220 --> 01:03:18,010 The dead know only one thing.: 758 01:03:19,550 --> 01:03:21,220 It is better to be alive. 759 01:03:32,570 --> 01:03:35,360 I make it 20. Is that the official body count, sir? 760 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:37,370 What outfit are you with? 761 01:03:37,550 --> 01:03:39,430 We're from "Stars and Stripes." 762 01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,800 I'm Sergeant Joker and this photographer is Rafterman. 763 01:03:44,430 --> 01:03:46,680 I'm Lt. Cleves. Hartford, Connecticut. 764 01:03:46,850 --> 01:03:48,560 Have you got a body count, sir? 765 01:03:48,690 --> 01:03:49,610 Twenty. 766 01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:51,770 How did it happen, sir? 767 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:55,170 The N.V.A. came in with a list of gook names: 768 01:03:56,500 --> 01:04:00,170 Government officials, policemen, ARVN officers, teachers. 769 01:04:01,290 --> 01:04:05,540 They asked them, real polite, to report the next day for political re-education. 770 01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:09,340 Everybody who turned up got shot. 771 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,270 Some they buried alive. 772 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,620 What is that button on your body armor? 773 01:04:20,410 --> 01:04:21,540 A peace symbol, sir. 774 01:04:21,700 --> 01:04:24,250 -Where did you get it? -I don't remember, sir. 775 01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:26,610 What is written on your helmet? 776 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:28,170 "Born to Kill," sir. 777 01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:31,340 You put "Born to Kill" on your helmet and wear a peace button. 778 01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:33,390 Is that some kind of sick joke? 779 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,310 Well, what does it mean? 780 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,590 -I don't know, sir. -You don't know very much. 781 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:43,220 Get your head and your ass wired together or I will shit on you! 782 01:04:44,060 --> 01:04:47,060 Answer my question or you'll stand tall before the Man. 783 01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:50,590 I was referring to the duality of man, sir. 784 01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:53,920 The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. 785 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,440 -Whose side are you on? -Our side, sir. 786 01:04:57,530 --> 01:04:59,410 -Don't you love your country? -Yes, sir. 787 01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:03,460 Then get with the program. Jump on the team and come in for the big win. 788 01:05:04,930 --> 01:05:08,890 I ask that my Marines obey my orders as they would the word of God. 789 01:05:09,610 --> 01:05:12,610 We are helping the Vietnamese, because inside every gook... 790 01:05:12,630 --> 01:05:14,760 ...is an American trying to get out. 791 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,210 It's a hardball world, son. 792 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:20,510 We must keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. 793 01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:36,280 We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 794 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,700 Around the back. 795 01:05:46,910 --> 01:05:48,830 -First Platoon? -Through there. 796 01:06:13,420 --> 01:06:14,720 Hey, Lone Ranger. 797 01:06:19,590 --> 01:06:20,590 Holy shit! 798 01:06:28,350 --> 01:06:32,400 I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of shit! 799 01:06:33,810 --> 01:06:35,100 What's happening? 800 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:39,350 Just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX. 801 01:06:39,570 --> 01:06:40,820 Why go back? 802 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,660 Here or there, samey-same. 803 01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:44,610 -Been getting any? -Only your sister. 804 01:06:44,740 --> 01:06:48,110 Better my sister than my mom, though my mom's not bad. 805 01:06:49,580 --> 01:06:51,210 Hey, you hogs, listen up! 806 01:06:52,290 --> 01:06:55,300 This is my bro, Joker, from the island. And this is.... 807 01:06:57,750 --> 01:07:00,500 They're from "Stars and Stripes." You'll be famous. 808 01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:05,850 We're the Lusthog squad. We're lifetakers and heartbreakers. 809 01:07:06,970 --> 01:07:09,590 We shoot holes in them and fill them with lead. 810 01:07:14,980 --> 01:07:16,650 Are you a photographer? 811 01:07:19,270 --> 01:07:21,020 I'm a combat correspondent. 812 01:07:22,660 --> 01:07:24,500 You seen much combat? 813 01:07:27,830 --> 01:07:29,910 I've seen a little on TV. 814 01:07:34,470 --> 01:07:36,220 You're a real comedian. 815 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,320 Well, they call me the Joker. 816 01:07:42,450 --> 01:07:44,330 Well, I've got a joke for you. 817 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,330 I'm going to tear you a new asshole. 818 01:07:51,430 --> 01:07:52,720 Well, pilgrim... 819 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:57,780 ...only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit! 820 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,490 You talk the talk. 821 01:08:07,210 --> 01:08:08,750 Do you walk the walk? 822 01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,170 You might not believe it... 823 01:08:16,380 --> 01:08:20,300 ...but under fire, Animal Mother is a truly fine human being. 824 01:08:21,550 --> 01:08:24,670 He just needs grenades thrown at him the rest of his life. 825 01:08:33,730 --> 01:08:37,100 Jungle bunny. Thank God for the sickle cell, huh? 826 01:08:38,190 --> 01:08:39,310 Yeah, Mother. 827 01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:42,440 Hey, photographer! 828 01:08:44,450 --> 01:08:46,210 Want to take a good picture? 829 01:08:49,580 --> 01:08:50,630 Take this. 830 01:08:59,890 --> 01:09:01,480 This...is my bro. 831 01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:13,620 This is his party. 832 01:09:14,570 --> 01:09:16,200 He's the guest of honor. 833 01:09:17,660 --> 01:09:19,410 Today is his birthday. 834 01:09:20,870 --> 01:09:22,670 Happy birthday, zipperhead! 835 01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:26,530 I will never forget this day. 836 01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:31,220 The day I came to Hue city and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. 837 01:09:33,050 --> 01:09:35,470 I really love the little Commie bastards. 838 01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,260 These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. 839 01:09:42,050 --> 01:09:44,090 These are great days we're living! 840 01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:49,140 We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. 841 01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:53,040 These people we wasted here today... 842 01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:56,200 ...are the finest people we will ever know. 843 01:09:58,580 --> 01:10:02,710 Once we rotate back to the world, we'll miss not having anyone worth shooting. 844 01:11:39,290 --> 01:11:41,830 Delta 6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over. 845 01:11:51,510 --> 01:11:54,140 We are receiving incoming fire from the ville. 846 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,260 The lieutenant is down. 847 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,940 We'll stop and check out what's in front of us. 848 01:12:04,740 --> 01:12:06,780 Okay, Lusthog squad, listen up! 849 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:09,800 We'll move up these two roads. 850 01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:12,010 I want the third team up this road. 851 01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:15,620 First and second team behind me up this other road. 852 01:12:17,090 --> 01:12:18,930 Let's go! Let's get it done! 853 01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:48,850 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 854 01:16:49,270 --> 01:16:52,190 Start the cameras. This is "Vietnam: The Movie"! 855 01:16:52,570 --> 01:16:54,620 If Joker is John Wayne, I'm a horse! 856 01:16:54,780 --> 01:16:57,490 -T.H.E. Rock can be a rock! -I'll be Ann-Margret! 857 01:16:57,660 --> 01:16:59,580 Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo! 858 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,280 -I'll be General Custer! -Who'll be the Indian? 859 01:17:02,450 --> 01:17:04,910 We'll let the gooks play the Indians! 860 01:17:43,540 --> 01:17:45,040 You're going home now. 861 01:17:49,550 --> 01:17:50,550 Semper fi. 862 01:17:54,340 --> 01:17:55,920 We're mean Marines, sir. 863 01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,330 Go easy, bros. 864 01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:07,720 Better you than me. 865 01:18:12,140 --> 01:18:14,230 At least they died for a good cause. 866 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,020 What cause was that? 867 01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:20,310 Freedom. 868 01:18:21,730 --> 01:18:23,780 Flush out your head gear, New Guy. 869 01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:28,610 You think we waste gooks for freedom? 870 01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:31,950 This is a slaughter. 871 01:18:33,670 --> 01:18:36,170 If I get my balls blown off for a word... 872 01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:40,090 ...my word is "poontang." 873 01:18:43,970 --> 01:18:45,680 Tough break for Hand Job. 874 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:50,150 He was set to get shipped out on a medical. 875 01:18:52,530 --> 01:18:54,120 What was wrong with him? 876 01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:58,870 He was jerking off ten times a day. 877 01:19:01,330 --> 01:19:03,960 It's no shit. At least ten times a day. 878 01:19:06,580 --> 01:19:10,870 Last week he was sent to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker. 879 01:19:12,420 --> 01:19:15,420 The crazy fucker jerks off in the waiting room. 880 01:19:17,010 --> 01:19:18,600 Instant Section 8. 881 01:19:20,340 --> 01:19:22,970 He was waiting for his papers to clear division. 882 01:19:26,270 --> 01:19:27,190 Ready? 883 01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:28,510 Turnover. 884 01:19:30,690 --> 01:19:32,820 Hue city interviews. Roll 34. 885 01:19:37,030 --> 01:19:40,240 This is a major city, so we have to assault with... 886 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,080 ...tanks in the streets. 887 01:19:43,530 --> 01:19:45,360 They send us in first squad... 888 01:19:45,540 --> 01:19:48,290 ...to make sure there are no little, uh... 889 01:19:50,370 --> 01:19:53,330 ...Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets to blow the tanks away. 890 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:58,040 So we roll the tanks in and basically, blow the place to hell. 891 01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:01,770 When we're in Hue, in Hue city... 892 01:20:03,070 --> 01:20:04,900 ...it's like a war, you know. 893 01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:10,780 Like what I thought about, what I thought a war was supposed to be. 894 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,950 There's the enemy, kill them. 895 01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:19,470 There's no question about it. We're the best. 896 01:20:20,130 --> 01:20:24,430 It's bullshit about Air Cav. When the shit hits the fan, who do they call? 897 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,350 They call Mother Green and her killing machine! 898 01:20:28,430 --> 01:20:30,640 Do I think America belongs in Vietnam? 899 01:20:31,930 --> 01:20:34,930 I don't know. I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that. 900 01:20:36,190 --> 01:20:37,570 Can I quote L.B.J.? 901 01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:41,330 "I will not send... 902 01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:45,600 "...American boys 10,000 miles around the world... 903 01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:48,930 "...to do a job Asian boys should be doing for themselves." 904 01:20:51,810 --> 01:20:53,320 Personally, I think... 905 01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,640 ...they don't want to be involved in this war. 906 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,060 I think they sort of... 907 01:21:00,610 --> 01:21:04,870 ...took away our freedom and gave it to the gooks. They don't want it. 908 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:07,920 They'd rather be alive than free. 909 01:21:08,170 --> 01:21:09,670 Poor dumb bastards. 910 01:21:11,340 --> 01:21:14,220 The ones I'm fighting at are some pretty... 911 01:21:15,090 --> 01:21:17,460 ...pretty bad boys. I'm not real, uh.... 912 01:21:19,180 --> 01:21:20,730 I'm not real keen on... 913 01:21:21,470 --> 01:21:24,550 ...these fellows that are supposedly on our side. 914 01:21:25,810 --> 01:21:28,110 I keep meeting them coming the other way. 915 01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:35,820 We get killed for these people and they don't even appreciate it. 916 01:21:37,570 --> 01:21:39,270 They think it's a big joke. 917 01:21:40,110 --> 01:21:41,400 If you ask me... 918 01:21:42,530 --> 01:21:44,570 ...we're shooting the wrong gooks. 919 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:47,920 It depends. I'm here to take combat photos. 920 01:21:48,830 --> 01:21:51,700 But if the shit gets too thick, I'll go to the rifle. 921 01:21:53,380 --> 01:21:56,180 What do I think of America's involvement in the war? 922 01:21:56,260 --> 01:21:57,760 I think we should win. 923 01:21:58,640 --> 01:21:59,840 I hate Vietnam. 924 01:22:00,770 --> 01:22:04,190 There's not one horse in the whole country. 925 01:22:05,310 --> 01:22:07,690 There's something wrong with that. 926 01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:11,360 If they'd send us more guys maybe... 927 01:22:11,530 --> 01:22:14,700 ...and bomb the hell out of the North, they might give up. 928 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,540 I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... 929 01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,030 ...the jewel of Southeast Asia. 930 01:22:21,790 --> 01:22:22,920 I wanted to meet... 931 01:22:23,010 --> 01:22:26,310 ...interesting people of an ancient culture and kill them. 932 01:22:28,550 --> 01:22:32,340 I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. 933 01:22:57,510 --> 01:22:59,680 'Morning, little schoolgirl. 934 01:23:00,380 --> 01:23:02,340 I'm a little schoolboy, too. 935 01:23:05,060 --> 01:23:08,100 -What you got there? -Do you want No. 1 fuckee? 936 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,140 Any of you boys want No. 1 fuckee? 937 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,810 I'm so horny I can't even get a piece of hand! 938 01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:15,890 Me want suckee. 939 01:23:16,070 --> 01:23:20,830 Suckee, fuckee, she give you everything you want. Long time. 940 01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:23,740 Everything you want! All right! 941 01:23:24,070 --> 01:23:25,150 How much, chief? 942 01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:26,490 $15 each. 943 01:23:29,910 --> 01:23:31,830 $15 beaucoup money. 944 01:23:32,790 --> 01:23:33,740 $5 each. 945 01:23:34,330 --> 01:23:36,040 Come on, she love you good. 946 01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:38,370 Boom-boom long time. $10. 947 01:23:38,710 --> 01:23:39,500 $5. 948 01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:40,930 No, $10. 949 01:23:41,420 --> 01:23:43,290 Trade you some ARVN rifles. 950 01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:45,970 Never been fired and only dropped once. 951 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:49,030 Okay, $5. You give me. 952 01:23:53,110 --> 01:23:54,580 Let's get mounted. 953 01:23:59,740 --> 01:24:01,280 Something wrong, chief? 954 01:24:01,530 --> 01:24:03,450 She says no boom-boom with you. 955 01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:05,120 What the motherfuck? 956 01:24:05,460 --> 01:24:07,550 She says soul brother too beaucoup. 957 01:24:09,630 --> 01:24:13,220 He's saying you black boys pack too much meat! 958 01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:23,740 She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 959 01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:26,530 She say too beaucoup. Too beaucoup. 960 01:24:27,410 --> 01:24:28,670 Excuse me, ma'am. 961 01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:33,350 What we have here is a magnificent... 962 01:24:33,510 --> 01:24:36,140 ...specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. 963 01:24:36,850 --> 01:24:38,890 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup. 964 01:24:40,270 --> 01:24:41,520 Okay. Okay. 965 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:50,850 -We need a batting order. -I'm going first. 966 01:24:51,030 --> 01:24:54,240 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat. 967 01:24:54,570 --> 01:24:57,820 All fucking niggers must fucking hang. 968 01:25:01,330 --> 01:25:04,540 Hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay. 969 01:25:05,510 --> 01:25:07,930 -I don't want it after you, man! -Fuck you! 970 01:25:40,890 --> 01:25:43,140 Intelligence passed the word down... 971 01:25:43,390 --> 01:25:46,890 ...that during the night the N. V.A. pulled out of our area... 972 01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:49,430 ...to positions across the Perfume River. 973 01:25:50,230 --> 01:25:53,900 Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report. 974 01:26:25,990 --> 01:26:28,620 Face outboard and take cover! Do it! 975 01:26:52,090 --> 01:26:53,760 He ain't going to make it. 976 01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:07,190 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 977 01:27:09,740 --> 01:27:12,040 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 978 01:27:15,790 --> 01:27:17,330 Murph, this is Cowboy. 979 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,210 Crazy's hit. Booby trap. 980 01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:23,300 Wait one. 981 01:27:26,430 --> 01:27:31,230 You're senior NCO. Take charge and continue with the patrol. 982 01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:33,810 Call in at the next checkpoint. Over. 983 01:27:34,310 --> 01:27:35,810 Roger. Understand. 984 01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:44,820 I'm squad leader. 985 01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:50,320 I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag. 986 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,080 He's dead. 987 01:28:44,780 --> 01:28:45,790 What's up? 988 01:28:46,450 --> 01:28:48,830 We made a mistake at the last checkpoint. 989 01:28:49,790 --> 01:28:51,370 See what you think. 990 01:28:54,380 --> 01:28:56,260 I think we're here... 991 01:28:57,930 --> 01:28:59,850 ...and we should be here. 992 01:29:02,430 --> 01:29:03,480 We're here? 993 01:29:04,810 --> 01:29:06,100 We should be here? 994 01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:22,370 What do you think? 995 01:29:24,380 --> 01:29:26,470 I think we should change direction. 996 01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:44,740 We'll change direction. 997 01:29:55,650 --> 01:29:56,600 What's up? 998 01:29:57,490 --> 01:29:58,910 Change in direction. 999 01:30:00,150 --> 01:30:01,280 Are we lost? 1000 01:30:01,490 --> 01:30:03,370 Joker, shut the fuck up! 1001 01:30:04,910 --> 01:30:06,290 Okay, listen up! 1002 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:08,450 Can you hear me? 1003 01:30:09,460 --> 01:30:11,130 We're changing direction. 1004 01:30:11,460 --> 01:30:13,210 We're heading over that way. 1005 01:30:13,420 --> 01:30:15,760 Eightball's going to find a way through. 1006 01:30:17,090 --> 01:30:18,010 Got it? 1007 01:30:20,130 --> 01:30:22,050 Eightball, let's dance. 1008 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,670 Put a nigger behind the trigger. 1009 01:31:44,230 --> 01:31:45,440 Cease fire! 1010 01:31:45,820 --> 01:31:47,400 Cease fire, goddamn it! 1011 01:31:47,820 --> 01:31:50,070 Cool it, goddamn it! Cease fire! 1012 01:31:53,610 --> 01:31:57,360 Listen up! Did anybody see a sniper? Did anybody see anything? 1013 01:31:59,700 --> 01:32:00,740 Negative! 1014 01:32:00,910 --> 01:32:03,660 Save your ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! 1015 01:32:07,130 --> 01:32:09,260 No! Cease fire! Cease fire! 1016 01:32:09,750 --> 01:32:11,210 Animal, cease fire! 1017 01:32:11,590 --> 01:32:13,180 It's Sergeant Murphy. 1018 01:32:13,890 --> 01:32:15,300 Cowboy. Over. 1019 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:18,480 Murphy. What is your present position? Over. 1020 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,000 Receiving enemy sniper fire. 1021 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:22,710 Eightball is down. 1022 01:32:22,880 --> 01:32:25,630 We're half a klick north of checkpoint No. 4. 1023 01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:29,420 Possible strong enemy forces in front of us. 1024 01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:32,250 Request immediate tank support. Over. 1025 01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:35,270 Roger. Understand. 1026 01:32:35,430 --> 01:32:37,600 I'll see what I can do. Over. 1027 01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:41,610 Stay close. 1028 01:32:43,490 --> 01:32:47,160 Listen up! I think we're being set up for an ambush. 1029 01:32:47,700 --> 01:32:50,960 There may be strong enemy forces in those buildings. 1030 01:32:51,450 --> 01:32:53,330 I've requested tank support. 1031 01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:54,840 We'll sit tight... 1032 01:32:55,290 --> 01:32:58,080 ...but keep our eyes open. If they hit us... 1033 01:32:58,340 --> 01:33:00,260 ...we'll have to pull back fast. 1034 01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:04,430 Goddamn it! Cease your fire, Mother! 1035 01:33:04,770 --> 01:33:06,360 Cease your fucking fire! 1036 01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:08,780 We can't leave him ! 1037 01:33:08,900 --> 01:33:11,490 We'll get him when the tank comes up. 1038 01:33:11,690 --> 01:33:14,030 He's hit three times! He can't wait! 1039 01:33:14,490 --> 01:33:18,990 That sniper's just trying to suck us in one at a time. 1040 01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:24,000 Goddamn it! No! 1041 01:33:25,210 --> 01:33:26,750 Goddamn it, cease fire! 1042 01:33:28,300 --> 01:33:30,260 Fuck this shit! I'm going in to bring him out! 1043 01:33:30,430 --> 01:33:32,850 Sit the fuck down, goddamn it! 1044 01:33:49,780 --> 01:33:52,160 Okay, cease fire! He's there! 1045 01:34:08,090 --> 01:34:09,470 Hold your fire! 1046 01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:11,010 Hold your fire! 1047 01:34:12,010 --> 01:34:14,260 You can't see the sniper! 1048 01:34:14,570 --> 01:34:17,950 Save the ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! Nobody! 1049 01:34:24,370 --> 01:34:25,630 Hold your fire! 1050 01:34:26,870 --> 01:34:28,580 What the fuck do we do now? 1051 01:34:30,580 --> 01:34:32,290 Give me that fucking radio. 1052 01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:38,550 Murph? This is Cowboy. Over. 1053 01:34:41,230 --> 01:34:45,440 We're in deep shit. Two men down. What's the story on the tank? Over. 1054 01:34:47,650 --> 01:34:48,730 Sorry, Cowboy. 1055 01:34:48,860 --> 01:34:50,730 No luck so far with the tank. 1056 01:34:51,030 --> 01:34:52,700 Will advise. Over. 1057 01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:58,470 Numb-nut bastards. 1058 01:34:59,220 --> 01:35:00,510 Okay, listen up! 1059 01:35:03,230 --> 01:35:04,860 Can't wait for the tank. 1060 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:07,360 They're going to hit us any minute. 1061 01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:09,520 When they do, we won't have time. 1062 01:35:09,900 --> 01:35:12,360 We have to pull out now. Get ready. 1063 01:35:13,990 --> 01:35:15,280 Wait! Hold it! 1064 01:35:15,820 --> 01:35:17,270 Nobody's pulling out! 1065 01:35:17,660 --> 01:35:19,580 There's only one fucking sniper! 1066 01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:20,650 Back off! 1067 01:35:21,130 --> 01:35:23,840 I'm calling the plays and I say we pull out! 1068 01:35:24,130 --> 01:35:25,930 What about Doc Jay and Eightball? 1069 01:35:26,010 --> 01:35:29,640 It's shitty, but we can't refuse to accept the situation. 1070 01:35:29,860 --> 01:35:32,230 We're not leaving them out there! 1071 01:35:32,370 --> 01:35:33,950 They're wasted! 1072 01:35:34,460 --> 01:35:35,670 You know that! 1073 01:35:36,170 --> 01:35:38,260 Come on, we gotta bring them back. 1074 01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:39,710 Let's do it! 1075 01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:42,080 Stand down! That's a direct order. 1076 01:35:46,390 --> 01:35:49,220 Fuck you, Cowboy! Fuck all you assholes! 1077 01:35:52,650 --> 01:35:53,650 Goddamn it! 1078 01:35:53,820 --> 01:35:55,410 Fucking son of a bitch! 1079 01:35:55,900 --> 01:35:57,400 You motherfucker! 1080 01:36:18,650 --> 01:36:20,030 Where's the sniper? 1081 01:36:23,610 --> 01:36:25,860 Doc, where's the sniper? 1082 01:36:35,340 --> 01:36:36,170 Shit! 1083 01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:40,310 Shit! Fuck! 1084 01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:35,900 Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted! 1085 01:37:37,700 --> 01:37:39,870 There's only one sniper! 1086 01:37:41,530 --> 01:37:44,280 Move up the squad! You're clear up to here! 1087 01:37:50,250 --> 01:37:51,670 Son of a bitch. 1088 01:37:59,930 --> 01:38:03,680 No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock, come with me. We'll take a look. 1089 01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:06,650 You stay put and cover our ass! 1090 01:38:07,110 --> 01:38:09,030 We may come back in a big hurry! 1091 01:38:10,900 --> 01:38:13,070 -I'm going with you. -I'm coming, too. 1092 01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:16,150 All set? 1093 01:38:16,990 --> 01:38:17,860 Let's move! 1094 01:38:59,130 --> 01:39:01,340 Top of the building, round the corner. 1095 01:39:21,320 --> 01:39:22,980 Give me that radio. 1096 01:39:26,580 --> 01:39:28,080 This is Cowboy. Over. 1097 01:39:39,310 --> 01:39:42,440 Holy shit! The sniper has a clean shot through the hole! 1098 01:39:56,880 --> 01:39:58,130 That son of a bitch! 1099 01:39:58,260 --> 01:39:59,640 You'll be all right. 1100 01:39:59,730 --> 01:40:01,980 Don't shit me, Joker! 1101 01:40:03,560 --> 01:40:05,770 I'm not. You're my favorite turd. 1102 01:40:13,700 --> 01:40:15,250 Hang on, man! Hang on! 1103 01:40:19,540 --> 01:40:20,750 I can hack it. 1104 01:40:28,450 --> 01:40:29,830 I can hack it. 1105 01:41:27,740 --> 01:41:29,370 Let's go get some payback. 1106 01:41:36,240 --> 01:41:37,120 Okay. 1107 01:41:53,020 --> 01:41:54,640 Watch that fucking hole. 1108 01:41:56,210 --> 01:41:57,630 Give them some smoke. 1109 01:42:13,830 --> 01:42:14,910 Ready? 1110 01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:58,950 Donlon, Rock, that way. You two, with me. 1111 01:43:05,080 --> 01:43:07,000 Joker, in there! New Guy! 1112 01:45:11,460 --> 01:45:13,800 We got the sniper! 1113 01:45:51,540 --> 01:45:52,590 What's up? 1114 01:45:54,550 --> 01:45:56,010 We got the sniper. 1115 01:46:09,270 --> 01:46:10,690 I saved Joker's ass. 1116 01:46:11,360 --> 01:46:12,610 I got the sniper. 1117 01:46:13,490 --> 01:46:15,530 I fucking blew her away! 1118 01:46:16,950 --> 01:46:18,580 Am I bad? 1119 01:46:19,450 --> 01:46:22,290 Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker? 1120 01:46:40,980 --> 01:46:42,320 What's she saying? 1121 01:46:46,690 --> 01:46:47,860 She's praying. 1122 01:46:52,530 --> 01:46:54,660 No more boom-boom for this baby-san. 1123 01:46:58,750 --> 01:47:00,800 There's nothing we can do for her. 1124 01:47:02,770 --> 01:47:04,070 She's dead meat. 1125 01:47:11,700 --> 01:47:13,620 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1126 01:47:18,420 --> 01:47:19,670 What about her? 1127 01:47:24,010 --> 01:47:25,010 Fuck her. 1128 01:47:26,900 --> 01:47:27,980 Let her rot. 1129 01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:46,870 We can't just leave her here. 1130 01:47:50,470 --> 01:47:51,680 Hey, asshole... 1131 01:47:52,840 --> 01:47:54,210 ...Cowboy's wasted. 1132 01:47:55,640 --> 01:47:57,390 You're fresh out of friends. 1133 01:47:59,310 --> 01:48:01,020 I'm running this squad now. 1134 01:48:01,270 --> 01:48:04,230 And I say we leave the gook for the mother-loving rats. 1135 01:48:09,280 --> 01:48:11,280 I'm not trying to run this squad. 1136 01:48:14,450 --> 01:48:17,000 I'm just saying we can't leave her like this. 1137 01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:29,770 Shoot...me. 1138 01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:33,570 Shoot... 1139 01:48:34,770 --> 01:48:35,730 ...me. 1140 01:48:48,210 --> 01:48:50,460 If you want to waste her, go on... 1141 01:48:53,590 --> 01:48:54,710 ...waste her. 1142 01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:20,310 Shoot. 1143 01:50:11,950 --> 01:50:15,830 We'll have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of...Ugly! 1144 01:50:20,260 --> 01:50:21,670 Hardcore, man. 1145 01:50:24,600 --> 01:50:26,150 Fucking hardcore. 1146 01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:48,130 We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. 1147 01:50:49,750 --> 01:50:53,670 We hump down to the Perfume River to set in for the night. 1148 01:51:03,440 --> 01:51:06,900 "We play fair and we work hard And we're in harmony 1149 01:51:07,780 --> 01:51:11,410 "M-l-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1150 01:51:16,540 --> 01:51:19,250 "Forever let us hold our banner high 1151 01:51:21,130 --> 01:51:22,970 "Boys and girls from far and near 1152 01:51:23,090 --> 01:51:24,890 "You're welcome as can be 1153 01:51:25,480 --> 01:51:29,230 "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1154 01:51:30,020 --> 01:51:32,060 "Who's the leader of the club...." 1155 01:51:32,690 --> 01:51:36,480 My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams... 1156 01:51:37,190 --> 01:51:42,070 ...about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming fuck fantasy. 1157 01:51:43,870 --> 01:51:46,120 I am so happy that I am alive... 1158 01:51:46,670 --> 01:51:48,880 ...in one piece, and short. 1159 01:51:50,770 --> 01:51:53,360 I'm in a world of shit, yes. 1160 01:51:54,270 --> 01:51:55,690 But I am alive. 1161 01:51:56,480 --> 01:51:58,060 And I am not afraid. 85071