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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,500 I didn't miss anything, did I? 2 00:00:34,446 --> 00:00:35,511 No, no, no, you didn't miss it. 3 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,169 I was just about to begin in. 4 00:00:37,102 --> 00:00:40,804 Gentlemen, I want to remind you of a very special someone... 5 00:00:40,653 --> 00:00:43,287 Baseball legend Wade Boggs... -Great. 6 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:47,048 who is rumored to have drank 64 Miller Lites 7 00:00:46,892 --> 00:00:49,526 on a cross-country flight. 8 00:00:49,419 --> 00:00:52,187 Now, I'm not saying we have to match that. 9 00:00:52,076 --> 00:00:53,875 But it's good to have goals! 10 00:00:54,571 --> 00:00:55,971 It's good to have goals. 11 00:00:55,915 --> 00:00:56,713 I like that. 12 00:00:56,683 --> 00:00:57,682 I wrote that. 13 00:00:57,642 --> 00:00:58,908 I wrote that and memorized it. 14 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:01,025 God, I didn't think you were going to make it, dude. 15 00:01:00,938 --> 00:01:02,171 Barrett said you're way too whipped 16 00:01:02,123 --> 00:01:03,422 by Katherine to do a pub crawl. 17 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:04,770 Don't misquote me, man. 18 00:01:04,715 --> 00:01:06,047 I didn't say that. 19 00:01:05,993 --> 00:01:07,960 I said, he's way too scared of Katherine to blow her up. 20 00:01:07,882 --> 00:01:11,917 Come on, there's no way I would miss as a new tradition, right? 21 00:01:11,753 --> 00:01:13,753 I'm just going to be responsible a little bit. 22 00:01:13,672 --> 00:01:15,105 I'm gonna do three bars, and that's it. 23 00:01:15,049 --> 00:01:16,282 - What? - Three bars? 24 00:01:16,234 --> 00:01:17,032 Three bars? 25 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,400 Three bars. 26 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,011 I mean, there's no point of you even being here. 27 00:01:19,944 --> 00:01:21,377 I mean, you should just go home now, 28 00:01:21,321 --> 00:01:23,921 man, because you're going to miss all the good shit. 29 00:01:23,816 --> 00:01:24,649 He wrote a speech. 30 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:26,016 OK, I understand. 31 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:27,458 But, dude, Katherine's parents are visiting from out of town, 32 00:01:27,399 --> 00:01:28,432 and I got to hang out. 33 00:01:28,391 --> 00:01:29,623 If I skipped out, then she'll kill me. 34 00:01:29,575 --> 00:01:30,741 Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys, check this out. 35 00:01:30,694 --> 00:01:31,793 I know we said we were just going 36 00:01:31,751 --> 00:01:32,951 to do beer at the first bar. 37 00:01:32,904 --> 00:01:34,703 But there was this super-hot shot girl. 38 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:36,530 She freaking was so hot. 39 00:01:36,454 --> 00:01:38,354 Do I have to teach your little brother everything? 40 00:01:38,278 --> 00:01:39,944 Never ever talk to the shot girls. 41 00:01:39,877 --> 00:01:40,843 Never. 42 00:01:40,806 --> 00:01:42,506 They're just undercover bartenders. 43 00:01:42,438 --> 00:01:43,537 And they never put up. 44 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,823 'Cept that one might be different. 45 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:48,681 Excuse me, boys. 46 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:51,830 I'm not even trying to hook up with that girl, man. 47 00:01:51,749 --> 00:01:53,248 I... I actually really want to see how 48 00:01:53,188 --> 00:01:54,521 things work with me and Amanda. 49 00:01:54,469 --> 00:01:55,468 Aw, that's sweet. 50 00:01:55,429 --> 00:01:56,528 Amanda? 51 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,816 Are you talking about Katherine's friend? 52 00:01:57,764 --> 00:01:58,763 Yeah. 53 00:01:58,723 --> 00:01:59,722 You've been out on one date with her. 54 00:01:59,683 --> 00:02:00,983 -Yeah, but she's really cool. -Zzh! 55 00:02:00,932 --> 00:02:01,964 Beer pong's up. David, you in? 56 00:02:01,923 --> 00:02:02,722 All right. 57 00:02:02,691 --> 00:02:05,392 Adam and I got next. 58 00:02:05,283 --> 00:02:06,682 Come here. 59 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,993 I gotta say, man, that rousing speech was awesome, man. 60 00:02:08,899 --> 00:02:10,432 You got our song-playing dude. 61 00:02:10,370 --> 00:02:12,770 This is not gonna be... Not gonna be easy. 62 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:15,374 Buddy, that is just the beginning. 63 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:16,831 Check it out. 64 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:17,769 What the hell is that? 65 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:20,564 That, my friend, is a barcycle. 66 00:02:20,449 --> 00:02:21,882 Barcycle! 67 00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:24,659 Let's be stupid people, man! 68 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,077 Heh. 69 00:02:26,017 --> 00:02:27,216 Three bars? 70 00:02:31,424 --> 00:02:32,223 This is so weird. 71 00:02:32,192 --> 00:02:33,558 He just texted me. 72 00:02:33,504 --> 00:02:34,803 You know, I'm gonna call him again. 73 00:02:34,751 --> 00:02:36,718 OK. 74 00:02:43,742 --> 00:02:46,209 Man, I'm so drunk, man. 75 00:02:46,109 --> 00:02:49,110 Barcycle was a bad idea. 76 00:02:48,989 --> 00:02:50,356 I really got to go. 77 00:02:50,302 --> 00:02:53,303 I'll be right back. 78 00:02:53,182 --> 00:02:54,514 Hey, what's up, babe? 79 00:02:54,461 --> 00:02:57,696 My god, you look so good in a black dress. 80 00:02:57,565 --> 00:02:58,931 What the fuck? 81 00:02:58,877 --> 00:03:01,744 My god, you look so good tonight. 82 00:03:01,628 --> 00:03:02,994 You're like a doll. 83 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:03,773 What are you doing? 84 00:03:03,741 --> 00:03:04,806 What's up? 85 00:03:04,764 --> 00:03:06,497 My god, I'm so sorry I'm late, ha-ha. 86 00:03:06,428 --> 00:03:08,395 Adam, why did you get so drunk? 87 00:03:08,315 --> 00:03:09,114 What? 88 00:03:09,084 --> 00:03:10,316 My god. 89 00:03:10,267 --> 00:03:13,435 Um, I... I'm not that drunk, but I was responsible. 90 00:03:13,307 --> 00:03:16,075 And I only drank nine beers before flip cup. 91 00:03:15,964 --> 00:03:17,129 How many shots did you have? 92 00:03:17,082 --> 00:03:18,182 Shots don't count. 93 00:03:18,139 --> 00:03:20,038 Everybody knows that shots don't count. 94 00:03:19,962 --> 00:03:21,695 All right, look, I confess. 95 00:03:21,626 --> 00:03:22,826 I'm a little bit drunk. 96 00:03:22,778 --> 00:03:23,743 But you know what? 97 00:03:23,706 --> 00:03:25,306 The guys decided that we were going 98 00:03:25,241 --> 00:03:28,709 to have, every year to do a pub crawl, 99 00:03:28,569 --> 00:03:29,868 because it's our anniversary. 100 00:03:29,817 --> 00:03:32,084 Adam, do you even know when our anniversary is? 101 00:03:31,993 --> 00:03:34,260 Yeah, totally, I know when it is. 102 00:03:34,168 --> 00:03:35,601 Every single year. 103 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:40,635 It's not today, is it? 104 00:03:40,472 --> 00:03:41,305 Shit. 105 00:03:41,273 --> 00:03:42,972 It's today? 106 00:03:42,903 --> 00:03:46,305 What did you get me? 107 00:03:46,168 --> 00:03:47,567 Go be with your friends. 108 00:03:47,511 --> 00:03:48,343 No way. 109 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,711 I would never do that with them. 110 00:03:49,656 --> 00:03:52,490 Why would you... I know how important this day is to you. 111 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:53,407 Why is Mook naked? 112 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,465 Mook's naked. 113 00:03:54,422 --> 00:03:56,856 That's because that's how we party, dude! 114 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:57,557 Adam. 115 00:03:57,526 --> 00:03:59,159 What? 116 00:03:59,094 --> 00:04:00,560 Go be with your friends. 117 00:04:00,502 --> 00:04:02,802 My god, I love you so much, Katherine. 118 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,175 Thank you, I know. 119 00:04:04,116 --> 00:04:07,751 You guys, thanks so much for you know what. 120 00:04:07,604 --> 00:04:10,639 Yeah, Mr. Dad and the mom. 121 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:11,716 Hey, guys! 122 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:13,535 Katherine said I could stay out a little longer. 123 00:04:16,276 --> 00:04:20,111 Hey, Katherine, can you please tell Amanda call me? 124 00:05:37,034 --> 00:05:38,467 So what are we doing here? 125 00:05:38,411 --> 00:05:39,577 David said we had to come. 126 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:41,463 It's a party for Amanda. 127 00:05:41,386 --> 00:05:42,819 He's so whipped. 128 00:05:42,762 --> 00:05:45,362 He picked a bad week, but your little brother 129 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,991 did go all out, I'll say that. 130 00:05:46,922 --> 00:05:47,787 Definitely. 131 00:05:47,753 --> 00:05:48,986 This place, man. 132 00:05:48,938 --> 00:05:50,137 Wow, man. 133 00:05:50,089 --> 00:05:51,388 I really need to get my shit together. 134 00:05:51,337 --> 00:05:52,703 Man. 135 00:05:52,648 --> 00:05:54,848 If I was making real estate money like David, 136 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,327 I wouldn't waste it on these wine parties. 137 00:05:58,312 --> 00:05:59,111 What? 138 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,746 What up with that one? 139 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,246 That's my 16-year-old cousin. 140 00:06:02,183 --> 00:06:05,084 So no because she's your cousin? 141 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:07,268 Or no because she's 16? 142 00:06:07,175 --> 00:06:08,774 No, because of... really? 143 00:06:08,711 --> 00:06:09,477 Yeah. 144 00:06:09,447 --> 00:06:10,679 Hey, Adam. 145 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:11,429 Come here. 146 00:06:11,399 --> 00:06:13,232 I could use your help. 147 00:06:13,158 --> 00:06:14,191 My mom's calling me. 148 00:06:14,151 --> 00:06:15,283 And no, you can't fuck my mom either. 149 00:06:15,238 --> 00:06:16,237 How's that? 150 00:06:16,198 --> 00:06:17,597 No to my whole family. -Don't want to. 151 00:06:17,542 --> 00:06:18,575 Yeah, yeah. 152 00:06:18,534 --> 00:06:19,700 Don't want to. 153 00:06:19,654 --> 00:06:21,253 I wan to fuck his mom so bad. 154 00:06:21,189 --> 00:06:22,055 I know you do. I know. 155 00:06:22,022 --> 00:06:22,821 Hey. 156 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:23,922 Hey. 157 00:06:23,877 --> 00:06:25,477 I can't believe David put you to work today. 158 00:06:25,414 --> 00:06:27,013 I volunteered. 159 00:06:26,948 --> 00:06:28,982 What is that on your face? 160 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,933 Why are you wearing it to your brother's big party? 161 00:06:30,853 --> 00:06:32,152 Because I have to. 162 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,234 It's for Fu Man Choose Your Own Adventure, all right? 163 00:06:34,149 --> 00:06:35,815 If you want to play, we got a bunch of extra ones. 164 00:06:35,748 --> 00:06:37,214 Mook can't grow facial hair, so we need 'em. 165 00:06:37,156 --> 00:06:38,055 Yeah, right. 166 00:06:38,019 --> 00:06:40,920 I'll pass. 167 00:06:40,803 --> 00:06:42,603 Aren't they adorable? 168 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,231 Look how happy they are. 169 00:06:44,162 --> 00:06:45,095 Aw. 170 00:06:45,059 --> 00:06:46,592 When are you gonna find someone? 171 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,296 Me? 172 00:06:47,266 --> 00:06:48,065 Heh. 173 00:06:48,035 --> 00:06:48,834 I don't know. 174 00:06:48,802 --> 00:06:49,901 Not anytime soon. 175 00:06:49,858 --> 00:06:51,124 I don't want to, like, miss out on things. 176 00:06:51,075 --> 00:06:52,374 Things? What things? 177 00:06:52,322 --> 00:06:53,621 Go, go. Yeah, yeah, I got it. 178 00:06:53,570 --> 00:06:54,736 I got it. -Relax your esophagus. 179 00:06:54,689 --> 00:06:55,855 Relax your esophagus. 180 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:56,609 Relax. 181 00:06:56,578 --> 00:06:58,177 Relax. Relax. 182 00:06:58,113 --> 00:06:58,979 Go, go, go. 183 00:06:58,945 --> 00:06:59,944 More, more, more. 184 00:06:59,905 --> 00:07:01,271 Stuff like that, kind of. 185 00:07:01,217 --> 00:07:02,650 Not that, really. 186 00:07:02,592 --> 00:07:04,191 Not drinking from the ass of a goose. 187 00:07:04,128 --> 00:07:06,662 You know, even I am dating somebody now. 188 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,826 No, I know. 189 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:11,177 The point is, I... I... I'm very happy. 190 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:14,274 And I want you to be happy too. 191 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:17,211 David said that Katherine is coming tonight. 192 00:07:17,087 --> 00:07:19,988 And she RSVPed plus one. 193 00:07:19,871 --> 00:07:21,303 Cool. Katherine's coming? 194 00:07:21,246 --> 00:07:22,379 That's great, yeah. 195 00:07:22,334 --> 00:07:24,401 She... yeah, she's coming with somebody, 196 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,219 'cause she's over it, and I'm over it. 197 00:07:26,142 --> 00:07:27,508 And we're both over it. 198 00:07:27,455 --> 00:07:30,222 So that's... that's... I mean, that's... that's great. 199 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,110 No problem here. 200 00:07:35,165 --> 00:07:35,964 Holy shit. 201 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,032 Hey, man. 202 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,755 We have a bit... Little bit of a problem. 203 00:07:38,684 --> 00:07:39,650 Where are the guys? 204 00:07:39,612 --> 00:07:40,978 The guys. 205 00:07:40,925 --> 00:07:42,725 The guys are definitely not out flirting with your cousin, 206 00:07:42,652 --> 00:07:43,384 I know that. Why? 207 00:07:43,356 --> 00:07:44,155 What's up? 208 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:45,491 Man, OK. 209 00:07:45,436 --> 00:07:46,868 Well, Katherine's on her way here. 210 00:07:46,812 --> 00:07:47,745 And you know what? 211 00:07:47,707 --> 00:07:49,106 She's bringing a date. So great. 212 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,083 Good. 213 00:07:50,042 --> 00:07:51,509 Hey, Katherine, the one that got away. 214 00:07:51,451 --> 00:07:53,384 Yeah, you actually don't have to say that every time I... 215 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:54,139 I bring her... her up. 216 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,139 It's really annoying. 217 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,599 You get so pissed off every time, man. 218 00:07:56,538 --> 00:07:57,770 OK. Well, you know what? 219 00:07:57,722 --> 00:07:58,855 It's not that funny. 220 00:07:58,810 --> 00:07:59,942 If it happened to you, it wouldn't be funny. 221 00:07:59,898 --> 00:08:00,964 It would never happen to me, because I've 222 00:08:00,922 --> 00:08:01,988 never been broken up with. 223 00:08:01,946 --> 00:08:04,313 Look, you're stressing out over nothing. 224 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,250 She is probably dating some dork. 225 00:08:06,169 --> 00:08:07,535 I know this. -OK, but... 226 00:08:07,481 --> 00:08:09,181 - My god, she just walked in. - Where? 227 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:10,045 Shit. 228 00:08:10,008 --> 00:08:11,441 This is my boyfriend, Mario. 229 00:08:13,688 --> 00:08:15,688 You don't have to say it. 230 00:08:15,608 --> 00:08:17,909 I know I don't have to, but I have to. 231 00:08:17,816 --> 00:08:20,149 Your ex-girlfriend is dating AC Slater! 232 00:08:20,056 --> 00:08:22,023 My god! 233 00:08:21,943 --> 00:08:22,942 Yeah, I know, dude. 234 00:08:22,904 --> 00:08:23,669 OK? 235 00:08:23,638 --> 00:08:24,704 Hey, Katherine! 236 00:08:24,663 --> 00:08:25,429 No, what are you doing? Shut the fuck up. 237 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,499 Hey. 238 00:08:26,455 --> 00:08:27,587 What do you mean, what am I doing? 239 00:08:27,543 --> 00:08:28,642 This is, like, the greatest day of our lives! 240 00:08:28,599 --> 00:08:29,865 No, it's a shitty day of my life, man. 241 00:08:29,814 --> 00:08:30,947 You're being selfish. 242 00:08:30,903 --> 00:08:32,135 -How am I being selfish? -Just get it together. 243 00:08:32,086 --> 00:08:32,885 Hey, guys. 244 00:08:32,854 --> 00:08:33,786 Hi. 245 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:34,749 Mario, this is Adam. 246 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:35,508 Hey. 247 00:08:35,478 --> 00:08:36,644 Hey, how are you? 248 00:08:36,598 --> 00:08:37,664 -Barrett. -Yeah. 249 00:08:37,622 --> 00:08:38,888 Big fan. 250 00:08:38,838 --> 00:08:39,770 Huge fan. 251 00:08:39,734 --> 00:08:40,966 And not of the hosting bullshit. 252 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:42,550 But you know. 253 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:43,418 You know. 254 00:08:43,381 --> 00:08:45,180 Yeah, yeah, I can probably guess. 255 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:46,209 "Saved by the Bell." 256 00:08:46,996 --> 00:08:47,962 That's it, man. 257 00:08:49,108 --> 00:08:51,942 I like the... the... that you got going on there. 258 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,127 Heh. Yeah. 259 00:08:53,076 --> 00:08:54,108 It's not real. 260 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,200 I... I didn't get the memo. 261 00:08:55,156 --> 00:08:56,355 I'm sorry. 262 00:08:56,308 --> 00:08:58,308 Yeah, no, it's just something we do every year. 263 00:08:58,227 --> 00:09:00,027 - It's called Fu Man... - Choose Your Own Adventure. 264 00:08:59,955 --> 00:09:01,154 Yeah. 265 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,106 I can't believe it's that time of year again? 266 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:04,467 I... I... I can't believe it. 267 00:09:04,371 --> 00:09:05,971 Hey, maybe next year you could join us. 268 00:09:05,906 --> 00:09:06,705 Yeah. Well, that's the whole thing. 269 00:09:06,675 --> 00:09:07,574 But yeah. I mean, maybe. 270 00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:09,105 But... -He could totally join us. 271 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,308 Yeah, I know, but I'm talking about... 272 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,557 Maybe. Heh. 273 00:09:11,506 --> 00:09:12,705 Excuse me, guys. 274 00:09:12,658 --> 00:09:13,691 I gotta use the restroom. 275 00:09:13,649 --> 00:09:14,681 Honey, OK, I'll... I'll be right back. 276 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,307 - OK. - That's so crazy. 277 00:09:16,241 --> 00:09:17,140 I have to go too. 278 00:09:17,105 --> 00:09:18,037 'K. 279 00:09:18,001 --> 00:09:19,000 I'll try to sneak a peek for you. 280 00:09:18,961 --> 00:09:20,061 Don't do that. 281 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:21,316 Hey. 282 00:09:21,265 --> 00:09:23,465 Hey There 283 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:24,175 How is everything? 284 00:09:24,145 --> 00:09:25,377 Really good. 285 00:09:25,327 --> 00:09:27,294 God, it's so funny you asked, 'cause, just, 286 00:09:27,216 --> 00:09:28,449 been doing good stuff. 287 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,465 Yeah, wow. 288 00:09:29,424 --> 00:09:30,490 I can't believe you're dating AC Slater. 289 00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:31,413 That's crazy. 290 00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:32,408 Well, actually, his name is Mario... 291 00:09:32,368 --> 00:09:33,200 Albert Clifford Slater. 292 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:33,966 No, I know his name. 293 00:09:33,935 --> 00:09:35,034 Heh-heh. 294 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,591 It's so weird because a few years ago, 295 00:09:36,527 --> 00:09:37,959 we were just on your couch watching 296 00:09:37,902 --> 00:09:39,235 "Saved by the Bell" reruns. 297 00:09:39,182 --> 00:09:41,216 And now, I just can't believe Slater's been inside you, 298 00:09:41,135 --> 00:09:42,234 you know? 299 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,356 It's like... but what are the odds? 300 00:09:44,269 --> 00:09:45,936 I... I really don't know the odds to that. 301 00:09:47,598 --> 00:09:49,297 Everybody, can I have your attention 302 00:09:49,229 --> 00:09:50,729 for one second, please? 303 00:09:50,669 --> 00:09:54,170 I think it's time we should toast my beautiful girlfriend, 304 00:09:54,029 --> 00:09:55,228 Amanda. 305 00:09:55,181 --> 00:09:59,484 She... she passed the bar today and is officially 306 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,941 a bloodsucking lawyer. 307 00:10:00,877 --> 00:10:03,577 Hear, hear. 308 00:10:03,468 --> 00:10:06,469 I just want to say, in all seriousness, 309 00:10:06,347 --> 00:10:10,683 that I'm so proud of you, hon. 310 00:10:10,507 --> 00:10:15,543 And I'm proud of who I've become since knowing you. 311 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:18,940 I know that I could spend the rest of my life with you. 312 00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:19,794 So, um... 313 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,659 Amanda will you marry me? 314 00:10:30,152 --> 00:10:31,151 Yes! 315 00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:32,746 My god, yes! 316 00:10:37,128 --> 00:10:40,797 Who's ready for Fu Man Choose Your Own Adventure? 317 00:10:47,174 --> 00:10:49,775 Are we not playing today? 318 00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:53,849 Guys could've sent an email or something. 319 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:58,541 Awesome. 320 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,099 Nice boobs. 321 00:11:24,579 --> 00:11:25,411 Morning. 322 00:11:25,378 --> 00:11:26,177 Hey. 323 00:11:26,146 --> 00:11:27,378 Hey. 324 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:29,497 I just saw a couple of unsatisfied women out there. 325 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:30,710 Who disappointed them last night? 326 00:11:30,658 --> 00:11:33,559 I think maybe they're disappointed in themselves. 327 00:11:33,441 --> 00:11:35,140 This place, looks disgusting. 328 00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:38,708 I'm glad you guys cleaned up for the draft. 329 00:11:38,561 --> 00:11:40,261 Hey, guys, how's it going? 330 00:11:40,193 --> 00:11:41,225 How are you doing, David? 331 00:11:41,185 --> 00:11:41,984 Good morning. 332 00:11:42,976 --> 00:11:44,842 Quick question. 333 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:49,637 Who was texting Casey last night posing as my angry wife? 334 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,811 Let me explain to you something about Casey, OK? 335 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:54,301 She is very young. 336 00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:55,638 She's impressionable. 337 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,816 She believed I was a state senator. 338 00:11:57,727 --> 00:11:58,526 Why? 339 00:11:58,494 --> 00:11:59,793 Because I have a beard. 340 00:11:59,742 --> 00:12:01,942 Now, who did it? 341 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,187 No one? 342 00:12:03,134 --> 00:12:04,166 OK, wow. 343 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,458 Guess what. 344 00:12:05,406 --> 00:12:06,438 Vengeance will be mine. 345 00:12:06,398 --> 00:12:07,964 Are you guys still declaring vengeance? 346 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:08,834 What is that? 347 00:12:08,798 --> 00:12:10,064 Are you guys, like, 15? 348 00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:11,972 Hey. 349 00:12:11,934 --> 00:12:13,333 What the fuck happened to this place? 350 00:12:13,277 --> 00:12:14,777 Pussypop! 351 00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:15,749 Pussypop! 352 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:17,508 Hey, I'm a grown-ass man with a family. 353 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,203 Y'all gotta stop calling me Pussypop, man. 354 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:20,699 Hey, baby. 355 00:12:20,668 --> 00:12:21,600 What's up, buttercup? 356 00:12:21,564 --> 00:12:22,897 Buttercup... That's a new one. 357 00:12:22,844 --> 00:12:24,677 Buttercup, I love you. 358 00:12:24,604 --> 00:12:26,470 You guys haven't changed one bit. 359 00:12:26,394 --> 00:12:27,193 Thank you. 360 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,462 Not a compliment. 361 00:12:28,411 --> 00:12:29,244 Shit. 362 00:12:29,211 --> 00:12:30,510 What's going on? 363 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:31,258 Barrett. 364 00:12:31,227 --> 00:12:32,292 It's cool. 365 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,317 That's why we got the backup generator. 366 00:12:34,235 --> 00:12:36,002 "This is why we got a backup generator." 367 00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:37,896 They usually send a final warning first. 368 00:12:37,817 --> 00:12:39,083 They do. 369 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:40,200 All right, it's gonna be OK. 370 00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:41,352 Just don't... I love you. 371 00:12:41,305 --> 00:12:42,271 OK. 372 00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:43,366 How's the wife, David? 373 00:12:43,321 --> 00:12:44,687 Don't say "wife." 374 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,800 We haven't been to his funeral yet. 375 00:12:46,713 --> 00:12:48,346 Sorry, Pussypop. 376 00:12:48,281 --> 00:12:50,415 Please stop acting like my wedding was a funeral. 377 00:12:50,329 --> 00:12:51,561 Miss you, Pussypop. 378 00:12:51,512 --> 00:12:52,611 This is for you, home. 379 00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:53,608 I'm alive! 380 00:12:57,879 --> 00:12:58,678 Morning, dude. 381 00:12:58,648 --> 00:12:59,648 Morning. 382 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:06,683 Good morning, sunshine. 383 00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:07,445 Hey. 384 00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:09,081 You feel out your baggy yet? 385 00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:10,280 What the hell are you talking about? 386 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:14,057 Check your email, shemale. 387 00:13:13,974 --> 00:13:15,406 Howie made a March Madness tournament 388 00:13:15,349 --> 00:13:17,383 of all the hot chicks Mario Lopez has fucked. 389 00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:20,001 Katherine is up against the Victoria's Secret model 390 00:13:19,892 --> 00:13:21,025 in the first round. 391 00:13:20,981 --> 00:13:21,880 She's a two-seed. 392 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,943 Congrats, baby. 393 00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:24,968 Does Howie ever actually do any work at work? 394 00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:26,283 Never. 395 00:13:26,228 --> 00:13:30,497 We also just got the Evite for Miles' big Halloween party. 396 00:13:30,323 --> 00:13:31,622 What are we gonna be this year? 397 00:13:31,571 --> 00:13:33,505 You know, I'm... I don't want 398 00:13:33,428 --> 00:13:35,060 to do a group costume again. 399 00:13:34,995 --> 00:13:36,228 Nah. 400 00:13:36,179 --> 00:13:37,545 We'll think of something cool. 401 00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:43,095 Morning, Adam. 402 00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:43,991 Hey, Mook. 403 00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:44,786 Hey. 404 00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:46,120 Are you guys going to be long? 405 00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:47,599 Yeah, might be a few minutes. Go for it. 406 00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:48,537 Thanks. 407 00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:55,837 "Adam's Fantasy Midseason Report Card?" 408 00:13:55,697 --> 00:13:57,063 Very work-related, I'm sure. 409 00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:58,308 Well, it helps me get through the day, 410 00:13:58,256 --> 00:13:59,756 so it's got to count for something? 411 00:13:59,697 --> 00:14:00,662 Hey, Beth. 412 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:01,858 You going to Lyle's Halloween party? 413 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,074 Guess that depends. 414 00:14:03,025 --> 00:14:05,926 Are you guys going dressed as the Spice Girls again? 415 00:14:05,808 --> 00:14:08,208 For the record, I immediately regretted that. 416 00:14:08,112 --> 00:14:09,478 I didn't regret shit. 417 00:14:09,423 --> 00:14:12,157 I'm Scary Spice till I D-I-E, dawg. 418 00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:13,246 God. 419 00:14:13,198 --> 00:14:14,965 Um, are you gonna shave your legs again this year? 420 00:14:14,894 --> 00:14:16,094 Well, not for Halloween. 421 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:19,666 All right, I'm out of here. 422 00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:20,429 Thank you. 423 00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:21,631 Yeah. 424 00:14:21,581 --> 00:14:25,083 Sorry you have to think about my legs right now. 425 00:14:24,942 --> 00:14:27,609 Apology unaccepted. 426 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:31,670 So we are just openly hitting on Beth now? 427 00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:32,600 No, I'm just messing around. 428 00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:34,222 Come on, she always has a boyfriend anyway. 429 00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:35,556 Never stopped me before, big dog. 430 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,532 Up top. 431 00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:37,958 I don't... I'm not gonna high-five you. 432 00:14:37,899 --> 00:14:38,865 Little pinkie? 433 00:14:38,828 --> 00:14:39,960 - OK, fine, there. - There you go. 434 00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:41,149 There you go. -Good, you happy? 435 00:14:41,995 --> 00:14:43,228 Adam, I was just calling your desk. 436 00:14:43,179 --> 00:14:44,178 I have a package for you. 437 00:14:44,139 --> 00:14:47,240 Cool. 438 00:14:47,115 --> 00:14:48,147 So how was your weekend? 439 00:14:48,107 --> 00:14:49,140 It was great. 440 00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:51,132 I tried pineapple for the first time. 441 00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:52,384 So I've been wanting to talk to you. 442 00:14:52,331 --> 00:14:54,097 One of my friends from college just moved here, 443 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,759 and she doesn't know anybody. 444 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:57,824 And so I was worrying if any guys I worked with... 445 00:14:57,738 --> 00:14:58,570 Wait, OK. 446 00:14:58,538 --> 00:15:00,204 What does she do for a living? 447 00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:01,503 She may be an actress. 448 00:15:01,449 --> 00:15:02,381 OK, no. 449 00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:03,310 We've been over this before. 450 00:15:03,273 --> 00:15:04,372 Come on. 451 00:15:04,329 --> 00:15:05,996 I know, but I really think you'd like her. 452 00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:07,828 I mean, I know you're super begin into Asian girls, 453 00:15:07,753 --> 00:15:08,953 but she's really pretty. 454 00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:10,438 Wait, why do you think I'm big into Asian girls? 455 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,343 Well, Mook showed me a picture of your ex. 456 00:15:12,264 --> 00:15:14,598 She's gorgeous... definitely final four potential. 457 00:15:14,504 --> 00:15:15,303 Yes. 458 00:15:15,272 --> 00:15:16,304 Really? 459 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,029 All right, let me help you with this. 460 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:18,758 Look at that thing. 461 00:15:18,727 --> 00:15:21,128 Who's it from? 462 00:15:21,032 --> 00:15:22,364 Says it's from you. 463 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,176 No, no, no wait! 464 00:15:23,143 --> 00:15:25,310 Whoa, shit. 465 00:15:25,223 --> 00:15:26,222 Sorry. 466 00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:27,982 My roommate is declaring vengeance on us. 467 00:15:27,909 --> 00:15:31,011 Jamie, called to.... 468 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:31,784 Hey. 469 00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:33,583 What is that? 470 00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:35,443 Is that for me or... 471 00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:38,100 No, it's, for me. 472 00:15:37,989 --> 00:15:39,555 Or, I mean, it could be... if you want it. 473 00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:40,759 You don't want it. 474 00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:41,808 -No, I don't want it. -Of course you don't want it. 475 00:15:41,764 --> 00:15:42,563 Um... 476 00:15:42,532 --> 00:15:43,531 What is wrong with you guys? 477 00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:44,258 Seriously. 478 00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:45,093 What's your name? 479 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,159 Mook. 480 00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,282 Mook, I'd expect this from you. 481 00:15:47,236 --> 00:15:49,136 But you, Aaron? 482 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:49,892 Adam. 483 00:15:49,859 --> 00:15:50,658 Adam? 484 00:15:50,628 --> 00:15:51,794 You think that matters? 485 00:15:51,748 --> 00:15:53,914 You're holding a... A vase of dicks. 486 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,027 Point taken. 487 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:55,912 Come on! 488 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,942 It's a national lacrosse league. 489 00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:59,725 This is disappointing. 490 00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,583 Put those dicks somewhere. 491 00:16:01,506 --> 00:16:03,607 Can he say... he'd say that to us. 492 00:16:03,523 --> 00:16:04,655 I'll take care of it. 493 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:05,876 I... you guys shouldn't have to deal with this. 494 00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:07,626 I have a... I have a place for them. 495 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,376 Sorry. -It's really inappropriate. 496 00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:12,329 All right. 497 00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:20,651 You smell so good. 498 00:16:20,511 --> 00:16:22,211 You guys thirsty? 499 00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:30,176 Everybody, I need your attention up here to the stage. 500 00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:31,679 Everyone, look at me. 501 00:16:31,614 --> 00:16:32,447 All right! 502 00:16:32,415 --> 00:16:34,181 How much do we love Halloween? 503 00:16:35,518 --> 00:16:37,451 All right! 504 00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:41,776 And the winner is the Ghostbusters! 505 00:16:47,678 --> 00:16:48,677 Hey. 506 00:16:48,637 --> 00:16:49,769 Hey, how are you? 507 00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:51,391 You guys were robbed, by the way. 508 00:16:51,324 --> 00:16:52,524 I know, yeah. 509 00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:54,510 What made you guys decide to be a group of turds? 510 00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:56,128 Well, we were supposed to California Raisins, 511 00:16:56,061 --> 00:16:56,859 and you know that. 512 00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:57,927 Yeah, I know. 513 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,016 That's actually pretty cool. 514 00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:00,471 I haven't had a group costume since college. 515 00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:01,411 Smile. 516 00:17:04,731 --> 00:17:08,333 Cat and cat shit? 517 00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:09,553 I guess you can't say that anymore? 518 00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:10,998 Guess not. 519 00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:11,937 Hey. 520 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,897 Hey! 521 00:17:12,858 --> 00:17:13,657 Hey. 522 00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:15,159 Hey, you made it. 523 00:17:15,098 --> 00:17:16,364 Um, Justin, Adam. 524 00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:17,112 Adam, Justin. 525 00:17:17,082 --> 00:17:18,081 I... I work with Adam. 526 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:18,940 Hey, Adam. 527 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:19,704 Hey. 528 00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:20,605 It's nice to meet you. 529 00:17:20,569 --> 00:17:22,002 Yeah, nice to meet you too, man. 530 00:17:21,944 --> 00:17:23,043 What'd you come as? 531 00:17:24,057 --> 00:17:25,457 He just... he came straight from work. 532 00:17:25,401 --> 00:17:26,533 Hey, you look thirsty. 533 00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:27,554 What are you drinking? 534 00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:28,411 I don't know. 535 00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:29,508 Let's get this party started. 536 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:30,530 We'll do some Jagerbombs? 537 00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:33,282 Jagerbombs. 538 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,539 All right, you're really taking me back. 539 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,787 I mean, while we're at it, why don't we 540 00:17:35,736 --> 00:17:36,769 get some Long Island Iced Teas? 541 00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:40,409 You guys are joking. 542 00:17:40,343 --> 00:17:41,175 Obviously you're kidding. 543 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,176 Yeah, I get it. 544 00:17:42,135 --> 00:17:43,734 Listen, um, just order me whatever. 545 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:44,503 I'll be right back. 546 00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:45,269 Excuse me. 547 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,170 Hey, Ro. What's going on? 548 00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:47,167 I'm trying to have a conversation. 549 00:17:47,126 --> 00:17:48,158 You interrupted me. 550 00:17:48,118 --> 00:17:49,117 Yeah, with the girl and her boyfriend 551 00:17:49,078 --> 00:17:50,411 who's like a grown man. 552 00:17:50,358 --> 00:17:51,857 Look, look, look, that doesn't even matter right now, OK? 553 00:17:51,797 --> 00:17:55,633 What matters is is that Barrett is talking shit to those hack 554 00:17:55,477 --> 00:17:56,576 Ghostbusters over there. 555 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,765 It's about to get ugly, dude. 556 00:17:57,717 --> 00:17:58,449 I ain't afraid of no ghosts, man! 557 00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,920 Shit. It's on! 558 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:00,793 OK, man. You got Egon. 559 00:18:00,757 --> 00:18:01,689 Wait. 560 00:18:01,652 --> 00:18:02,918 Which one's Egon? The black one? 561 00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:03,700 No! 562 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,967 All right, sorry. 563 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:08,317 Um, it's even numbers, so I'm gonna sit this one out. 564 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,146 Right here! 565 00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:10,108 Right here! 566 00:18:14,003 --> 00:18:14,802 Wait. 567 00:18:14,772 --> 00:18:15,737 What? 568 00:18:15,698 --> 00:18:16,864 -Your mustache. -OK. 569 00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:17,819 OK. 570 00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:24,730 Adam, Adam, OK. 571 00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,924 There are two horny devils over there. 572 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,032 I'm gonna need you to be my wingman. 573 00:18:27,986 --> 00:18:28,785 Hey, hold on. 574 00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:29,753 I want to go to talk Beth. 575 00:18:29,713 --> 00:18:31,146 Wingman, dude! 576 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:39,109 What are you dressed... as some kind of old-timey prostitute? 577 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,993 Unless you are a modern prostitute. 578 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:43,205 Compliment! 579 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:45,553 Wait, Mook, no, don't. 580 00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:46,318 Don't, Mook. 581 00:18:46,287 --> 00:18:49,221 After-party our place! 582 00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:55,715 South Central does it like nobody does. 583 00:18:55,598 --> 00:18:57,699 This is how we do it. 584 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,846 Something, something. 585 00:18:58,798 --> 00:19:00,431 So it's 3:00 in the morning, and you're at our house, 586 00:19:00,365 --> 00:19:02,398 and you have a boyfriend. 587 00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:04,550 Thanks for not opening with that. 588 00:19:04,461 --> 00:19:05,827 Gabrus, you smell like herb. 589 00:19:07,117 --> 00:19:08,951 Gotta get your groove on. 590 00:19:08,877 --> 00:19:11,778 Did you see that thing? 591 00:19:11,661 --> 00:19:12,593 Howie. 592 00:19:12,557 --> 00:19:14,657 Hey, hey, it's my landlord. 593 00:19:14,572 --> 00:19:15,337 You're out. 594 00:19:15,308 --> 00:19:16,708 Why do you like me? 595 00:19:16,652 --> 00:19:18,985 Why don't you just like me? 596 00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,226 I mean, this is honestly an enormous shocker. 597 00:19:21,131 --> 00:19:22,631 And I haven't received rent. 598 00:19:22,571 --> 00:19:25,038 This is the third time I've been here this month. 599 00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:26,071 Your move. 600 00:19:26,027 --> 00:19:27,326 You know, man. I mean, what is this? 601 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:29,115 That's it. I'm done. 602 00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:34,825 OK, the bad news is, that was the landlord. 603 00:19:34,698 --> 00:19:36,464 Barrett didn't mail our rent. 604 00:19:36,393 --> 00:19:38,360 So we're evicted. 605 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:43,351 But, the good news is, we ain't got nothing left to lose! 606 00:19:43,145 --> 00:19:45,813 Crank up the music, Mooker! 607 00:19:45,705 --> 00:19:47,204 Let's fucking go! Go! 608 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:47,976 Go! 609 00:19:47,944 --> 00:19:49,611 Go! 610 00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:51,144 Yeah! 611 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,405 Whoa. 612 00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:56,365 What's going on? 613 00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:57,126 Hey. 614 00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:59,295 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 615 00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:00,172 Where are you going? 616 00:20:00,135 --> 00:20:01,835 I'm fucking out of here, dude. 617 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,666 No, no. 618 00:20:02,631 --> 00:20:04,230 You were in with the toad. 619 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,499 You've done so much worse before. 620 00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:06,412 Come on. -Not tonight, dude. 621 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,173 Come on. 622 00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:08,040 What's the matter? 623 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,306 Nothing's the matter, dude. 624 00:20:09,254 --> 00:20:11,287 I'm just not fucking feeling it, all right? 625 00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:13,706 I'm just... I'm... I'm done wasting time, all right? 626 00:20:13,605 --> 00:20:14,404 Wasting what? 627 00:20:14,373 --> 00:20:15,372 What? 628 00:20:15,332 --> 00:20:16,465 Man, we're always living like this, 629 00:20:16,421 --> 00:20:18,120 like we're still living like we're in college. 630 00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:18,951 What's wrong with college? 631 00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:19,949 Listen to me, man. 632 00:20:19,909 --> 00:20:21,542 We're getting evicted, dude. 633 00:20:21,477 --> 00:20:23,610 And my brother's getting married. 634 00:20:23,524 --> 00:20:25,190 My boss thinks I'm a pervert. 635 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,225 Newsflash... he's kinda right. 636 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:29,507 Should I call my girlfriend for some device? 637 00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:31,378 No, I can't do that, because she's 638 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:32,999 dating a superstar celebrity. 639 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:33,863 And guess what I am? 640 00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:35,594 A California Raisin. 641 00:20:35,523 --> 00:20:37,456 Hey, we are all raisins, baby! 642 00:20:37,378 --> 00:20:38,377 Yeah, we are all raisins. 643 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,272 Raisins for life. 644 00:20:40,225 --> 00:20:41,858 You're not supposed to be happy about that 645 00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:44,128 is my whole point, is that we're all raisins, and great. 646 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,367 That's not a good fucking thing. 647 00:20:45,314 --> 00:20:47,981 We live every day, and every day is always the same, 648 00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:48,939 day in and day out, right? 649 00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:49,796 We're going to bars. 650 00:20:49,761 --> 00:20:50,826 We get into bar fights. 651 00:20:50,785 --> 00:20:51,985 We go into karaokes. 652 00:20:51,937 --> 00:20:53,436 We do karaoke sings, OK? 653 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,044 I work for lacrosse, dude. 654 00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:56,676 And that's not cool. 655 00:20:56,608 --> 00:20:59,276 It was supposed to be a stepping stone, but now it's my career. 656 00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:01,068 I... I try to meet a girl. 657 00:21:00,991 --> 00:21:02,224 I can't do that, OK? 658 00:21:02,176 --> 00:21:04,076 What about the girl that works in my office, Beth? 659 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,700 She doesn't want to go out with a guy who can't put 660 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:06,930 on his shoulders. 661 00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:08,512 She doesn't want to go out with a guy who doesn't 662 00:21:08,447 --> 00:21:10,213 have a nice watch collection. 663 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,242 I have one watch. 664 00:21:11,198 --> 00:21:12,264 It's rubber and it's orange. 665 00:21:12,222 --> 00:21:14,356 And I don't even know where it is, dude. 666 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:16,003 I have no dentist, OK? 667 00:21:15,935 --> 00:21:18,068 I don't know how to open a bottle of wine. 668 00:21:17,982 --> 00:21:19,515 I try to open up a bottle of wine. 669 00:21:19,453 --> 00:21:21,386 Every time I try to open a bottle of wine, 670 00:21:21,309 --> 00:21:22,475 the cork goes in the wine. 671 00:21:22,429 --> 00:21:24,629 And I'm always like, who gives a shit? 672 00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:25,707 I'll... I'll drink this shit anyway. 673 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:26,760 And... 674 00:21:26,717 --> 00:21:27,983 What the fuck are you talking about? 675 00:21:27,932 --> 00:21:29,098 I'll tell you right now. 676 00:21:29,053 --> 00:21:31,687 I... I fucking have a cork inside me right now. 677 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,547 And I'm gonna... and right now is the moment where I'm going 678 00:21:33,468 --> 00:21:36,068 to start to give a shit. 679 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,030 Because I don't... I'm not going to have a cork in me anymore, 680 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:38,948 and I'm done. 681 00:21:41,787 --> 00:21:43,827 Wait, are you breaking up with us, dude? 682 00:21:45,851 --> 00:21:49,319 Yeah, I think I... I think I am breaking up with you guys. 683 00:21:49,179 --> 00:21:52,346 Because we could use some time apart. 684 00:21:52,218 --> 00:21:53,217 Wow. 685 00:21:53,177 --> 00:21:55,077 You son of a bitch! 686 00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:55,967 All right, dude. 687 00:21:55,929 --> 00:21:57,128 What? 688 00:21:57,081 --> 00:21:58,714 You're drunk. 689 00:21:58,649 --> 00:22:00,949 You don't want to say something right now that you're not 690 00:22:00,856 --> 00:22:01,956 going to be able to take back. 691 00:22:01,913 --> 00:22:02,711 Hey, you know what? 692 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,613 I'm done with this. 693 00:22:03,577 --> 00:22:04,843 I'm done with totes. 694 00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:06,692 I'm done with "This Is How We Do It," Montell Jordan. 695 00:22:06,615 --> 00:22:07,448 No, no. 696 00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:09,082 You leave Montell out of this. 697 00:22:09,016 --> 00:22:09,815 Shots fired. 698 00:22:09,784 --> 00:22:11,016 Don't you dare. 699 00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:12,433 -That is not good. -Don't you fucking dare, Adam. 700 00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:13,374 That is not good. 701 00:22:13,335 --> 00:22:15,436 OK, so you're just going to walk away 702 00:22:15,351 --> 00:22:17,217 after all the laughs we've had and 703 00:22:17,143 --> 00:22:19,176 after everything I sacrificed. 704 00:22:19,094 --> 00:22:20,561 You're just going to walk away. 705 00:22:20,502 --> 00:22:21,534 You sacrifice it? 706 00:22:21,494 --> 00:22:22,660 Yeah, yeah, I sacrifice. 707 00:22:22,615 --> 00:22:25,149 I don't have a fucking dentist either, man. 708 00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:26,512 My teeth hurt like shit! 709 00:22:26,454 --> 00:22:27,486 That's my whole point. 710 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:28,412 It's over. 711 00:22:28,374 --> 00:22:29,339 You're over! 712 00:22:29,301 --> 00:22:30,301 It's over! 713 00:22:36,437 --> 00:22:37,903 So, listen. 714 00:22:37,844 --> 00:22:42,714 I, um... I want to apologize about last night. 715 00:22:42,516 --> 00:22:46,618 I know I said some... Heh... harsh things. 716 00:22:46,451 --> 00:22:49,252 But I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 717 00:22:49,139 --> 00:22:52,540 Well, I accept your apology. 718 00:22:52,403 --> 00:22:56,005 Consider every word you said taken back. 719 00:22:55,859 --> 00:22:59,494 That's actually the thing about that, is that, um, 720 00:22:59,347 --> 00:23:02,915 there were parts that I... I do still kind of agree with, 721 00:23:02,769 --> 00:23:05,770 and one of them being that I think maybe we 722 00:23:05,649 --> 00:23:06,848 spend too much time together. 723 00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:10,036 And, we should break up. 724 00:23:09,905 --> 00:23:11,371 Adam's just not that into us. 725 00:23:11,312 --> 00:23:12,211 No, dude. 726 00:23:12,177 --> 00:23:13,543 Look. 727 00:23:13,488 --> 00:23:15,855 Have any of us changed at all since we've met each other? 728 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:16,560 Yes! 729 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:17,794 Howie's fatter now. 730 00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:19,143 Significantly fatter. 731 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:20,153 Yeah, I did it on purpose. 732 00:23:20,112 --> 00:23:22,379 OK, can I weigh in here for a second? 733 00:23:22,287 --> 00:23:23,619 Jesus. 734 00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:26,769 Howie, you've never been promoted ever. 735 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,773 Well, I don't think my job really does that sort of thing. 736 00:23:29,455 --> 00:23:30,554 They do that at your job. 737 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,375 They do that at every job. 738 00:23:31,342 --> 00:23:32,375 Every job has promotions. 739 00:23:32,335 --> 00:23:33,200 Every job has promotions. 740 00:23:33,165 --> 00:23:34,965 You're not a prostitute. 741 00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:36,093 There's somewhere to go. 742 00:23:36,045 --> 00:23:38,846 Barrett, you quit college to join a dart league. 743 00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:39,699 Yes, I did. 744 00:23:39,662 --> 00:23:40,461 And we won. 745 00:23:40,430 --> 00:23:41,362 So it was worth it. 746 00:23:41,325 --> 00:23:42,724 Totally not worth it. 747 00:23:42,669 --> 00:23:45,570 And Mook, you know, you work at the lacrosse thing. 748 00:23:45,453 --> 00:23:46,586 But I still don't really know what 749 00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:47,773 you want to do with your life. 750 00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:48,890 I just want to dance. 751 00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:49,644 Exactly. 752 00:23:49,613 --> 00:23:50,412 Mook wants to dance. 753 00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:52,246 And he wouldn't... what? 754 00:23:52,172 --> 00:23:53,471 What? 755 00:23:53,419 --> 00:23:55,686 I didn't say anything. 756 00:23:55,595 --> 00:23:57,562 You want to dance. 757 00:23:57,484 --> 00:23:58,283 Homo. 758 00:23:59,115 --> 00:23:59,880 OK, that's homophobic. 759 00:23:59,851 --> 00:24:00,984 Not cool. 760 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,171 But I think... I think that Adam has a point. 761 00:24:02,123 --> 00:24:05,391 You guys definitely need a break from this. 762 00:24:05,258 --> 00:24:06,824 Of course, you'd never be able to do it. 763 00:24:06,762 --> 00:24:07,594 But, you know. 764 00:24:07,562 --> 00:24:08,762 Wait, are you challenging us? 765 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,181 Yeah, I'm challenging you, Barrett. 766 00:24:10,122 --> 00:24:11,288 - Challenge accepted. - OK. 767 00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:12,441 Are there rules? What are the rules? 768 00:24:12,393 --> 00:24:13,325 You guys want to see the rules? 769 00:24:13,289 --> 00:24:14,555 OK, well, I brought the rules. 770 00:24:15,849 --> 00:24:16,648 What is that? 771 00:24:16,617 --> 00:24:17,449 These are the rules. 772 00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:18,416 These are the breakup contract. 773 00:24:18,376 --> 00:24:19,375 When did you write that? 774 00:24:19,336 --> 00:24:20,903 Well, when Adam called me last night, 775 00:24:20,841 --> 00:24:21,906 I couldn't really go to sleep. 776 00:24:21,864 --> 00:24:23,097 So I drew this up. 777 00:24:23,049 --> 00:24:24,715 I knew that the only way you guys would pay attention 778 00:24:24,648 --> 00:24:25,814 if I made this shit official. 779 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:27,401 So here it is, OK? 780 00:24:27,336 --> 00:24:30,170 First up, all communication cut off. 781 00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:31,822 This shit's not going to happen forever, right? 782 00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:34,585 So I figure six months is a good time for the breakup. 783 00:24:34,471 --> 00:24:35,737 My wedding is in six months. 784 00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:37,153 It seems like a natural end. 785 00:24:37,094 --> 00:24:38,860 And listen, I know getting evicted sucks. 786 00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:40,991 But I worked that into the contract, OK? 787 00:24:40,903 --> 00:24:42,869 It's going to help the break up a ton. 788 00:24:42,789 --> 00:24:45,290 The three of you, I'll find you all sublets. 789 00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:46,989 Adam, you can move in with me and Amanda. 790 00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:48,517 Ha, your marriage is doomed. 791 00:24:48,453 --> 00:24:49,285 I think I'll help. 792 00:24:49,253 --> 00:24:50,352 OK, OK, OK. 793 00:24:50,309 --> 00:24:52,109 What kind of cool shit do we get if we win? 794 00:24:52,037 --> 00:24:53,637 I'm glad you asked that, Barrett. 795 00:24:53,573 --> 00:24:55,406 There's a place on 9th Street. 796 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,066 I have this stuff on lockdown. 797 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,163 I'm good friends with the owner, and he gave me first dibs. 798 00:24:59,077 --> 00:25:00,443 -What? -Yeah. 799 00:25:00,388 --> 00:25:03,255 It's not even available till the spring, and it's amazing. 800 00:25:03,139 --> 00:25:05,406 Four bedrooms, two baths, a dozen 801 00:25:05,315 --> 00:25:06,615 bars within walking distance. 802 00:25:06,564 --> 00:25:09,031 I would honestly move in there myself if I wasn't... 803 00:25:08,931 --> 00:25:09,930 Making a huge mistake? 804 00:25:09,891 --> 00:25:11,624 I was going to say happily living 805 00:25:11,555 --> 00:25:13,855 in a valley with my fiancee. 806 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,128 And this could be for us, like, to live. 807 00:25:15,074 --> 00:25:15,873 Like, we can live there? 808 00:25:15,843 --> 00:25:17,176 Now, listen. 809 00:25:17,122 --> 00:25:18,721 If this is going to work, there needs to be consequences, 810 00:25:18,658 --> 00:25:20,591 and you guys need to be horrified of them. 811 00:25:20,513 --> 00:25:22,580 I think if you break the rules for the first time, 812 00:25:22,497 --> 00:25:23,630 I cancel fantasy football. 813 00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:24,451 You're not gonna do that. 814 00:25:24,417 --> 00:25:25,750 I'm just getting started. 815 00:25:25,697 --> 00:25:27,730 If you break the rules a second time, this place is gone. 816 00:25:27,648 --> 00:25:28,948 Just erase it from your mind. 817 00:25:28,897 --> 00:25:30,796 And my bachelor party is off, and I'm throwing 818 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,487 - a jack and jill party instead. - The fuck is that? 819 00:25:32,417 --> 00:25:33,182 I don't even know what those are. 820 00:25:33,152 --> 00:25:34,518 Yeah, what is that? 821 00:25:34,464 --> 00:25:36,298 It's when the bride and groom have their parties together. 822 00:25:36,224 --> 00:25:37,289 -What? -Nobody does that. 823 00:25:37,248 --> 00:25:38,181 -Do people do that? -That's bad for you. 824 00:25:38,144 --> 00:25:39,409 That's not even a real thing, man. 825 00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,561 And if you break it a third time, 826 00:25:42,431 --> 00:25:44,831 I'm going to make my wedding a cash bar. 827 00:25:44,735 --> 00:25:48,337 And you could say goodbye to fantasy baseball. 828 00:25:48,191 --> 00:25:50,024 My... I hate you, David. 829 00:25:49,950 --> 00:25:50,949 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 830 00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:51,875 What the fuck? 831 00:25:52,797 --> 00:25:53,930 - What are you doing, man? - Chill. 832 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:54,918 I'm upset too. I'm upset too. 833 00:25:54,878 --> 00:25:55,911 I have another question. 834 00:25:55,870 --> 00:25:56,702 Yes, sir. 835 00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:57,936 Why are you doing this? 836 00:25:57,886 --> 00:25:58,751 I don't know, guys. 837 00:25:58,717 --> 00:26:00,817 I think that it's a great thing. 838 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:03,034 I think you guys have all been like my older brothers. 839 00:26:02,941 --> 00:26:05,641 And I would just like the see you all grow up. 840 00:26:05,532 --> 00:26:07,299 All of you. 841 00:26:07,228 --> 00:26:08,228 Just a little. 842 00:26:13,404 --> 00:26:14,469 I mean, look, you know? 843 00:26:14,428 --> 00:26:15,861 I think that some of this stuff is harsh, 844 00:26:15,803 --> 00:26:16,835 but I think it should be harsh. 845 00:26:16,795 --> 00:26:21,798 I... I think that this is a good idea. 846 00:26:21,594 --> 00:26:24,562 I think that we should do it. 847 00:26:24,442 --> 00:26:26,209 Adam, this is insane. 848 00:26:26,138 --> 00:26:27,504 This is really crazy. 849 00:26:27,450 --> 00:26:29,349 If you're trying to act like you're just whispering to me, 850 00:26:29,273 --> 00:26:30,706 they can here you anyways. So just talk louder. 851 00:26:30,650 --> 00:26:31,716 This is madness! 852 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:32,906 -Lower your voice. -Is this a good level? 853 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:34,023 -Fuck split the difference. -Is this a good level? 854 00:26:33,977 --> 00:26:34,776 That's good. 855 00:26:34,745 --> 00:26:35,944 Look, Adam. 856 00:26:35,897 --> 00:26:37,130 Please. 857 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,413 I'll change. I'll change. 858 00:26:38,361 --> 00:26:39,360 I'll do whatever you want. 859 00:26:39,321 --> 00:26:41,354 I'll do all the fucking things you like, 860 00:26:41,272 --> 00:26:43,272 and I won't stop until you say no. 861 00:26:43,192 --> 00:26:44,425 Just don't leave me! 862 00:26:44,377 --> 00:26:47,444 Don't leave me in the fucking dust, man! 863 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,653 Just please don't. 864 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:52,634 Don't. 865 00:26:52,599 --> 00:26:53,398 Don't. 866 00:26:56,023 --> 00:26:57,856 Don't. 867 00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,549 Don't. 868 00:26:59,478 --> 00:27:00,577 Shit. 869 00:27:00,534 --> 00:27:02,614 You know, maybe we should try the breakup. 870 00:27:20,692 --> 00:27:22,391 You really think I should go three wide? 871 00:27:22,323 --> 00:27:23,389 That's not desperate? 872 00:27:23,347 --> 00:27:24,713 I mean, it depends on who's on your team. 873 00:27:24,659 --> 00:27:25,858 But yeah. 874 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,177 You know, I mean, it's a passing league now, right? 875 00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:28,890 So if your fantasy football team is running a flex position, 876 00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:30,051 then you got to add a third receiver. 877 00:27:30,003 --> 00:27:31,837 Yeah, you know why it's a passing league? 878 00:27:31,763 --> 00:27:33,295 Because nobody wants to get hit anymore. 879 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,200 Right? Heh? 880 00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:38,385 Like lacrosse... minimal padding, sweat, dirt, 881 00:27:38,258 --> 00:27:39,824 hardcore athleticism. 882 00:27:39,761 --> 00:27:42,862 None of that pussy football princess crap, right? 883 00:27:42,737 --> 00:27:43,569 Right. 884 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,771 Real men get concussions, man. 885 00:27:45,681 --> 00:27:47,181 Lacrosse. 886 00:27:47,121 --> 00:27:48,587 Wow, that should be our motto. 887 00:27:48,529 --> 00:27:49,361 Yeah. 888 00:27:49,329 --> 00:27:51,629 Real men get concussions, man. 889 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:52,402 Fucking lacrosse. 890 00:27:52,369 --> 00:27:53,501 Hell yeah. -Wow. 891 00:27:53,456 --> 00:27:54,489 You can't say "fuck." -No? 892 00:27:54,449 --> 00:27:55,414 Sponsored stuff, you can't... 893 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:56,174 OK. 894 00:27:56,144 --> 00:27:57,076 Right, well, all right. 895 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:57,839 Right. 896 00:27:57,808 --> 00:27:59,441 That's why you're in PR. 897 00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:00,441 And I'm the boss. -Right. 898 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,332 -Right? -Right. 899 00:28:01,295 --> 00:28:02,094 OK. 900 00:28:02,063 --> 00:28:03,095 Good talk, man. 901 00:28:03,055 --> 00:28:04,354 Good talk. 902 00:28:04,302 --> 00:28:06,936 Real men... real men get concussions, man. 903 00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:08,030 Right, or something like that. 904 00:28:07,983 --> 00:28:08,815 But yeah. 905 00:28:08,783 --> 00:28:10,683 Real men get concussions, yo. 906 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,339 Lacrosse, damn! 907 00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:13,369 That's a little urban, but... 908 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:14,392 Damn! 909 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:15,916 -Something like that, yeah. -Just do it. 910 00:28:15,853 --> 00:28:16,652 OK. 911 00:28:17,581 --> 00:28:18,546 Damn! 912 00:28:18,509 --> 00:28:19,475 That is. 913 00:28:22,253 --> 00:28:23,953 Holy shit, dude. 914 00:28:23,884 --> 00:28:25,483 Did you go shopping? 915 00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:28,355 You are fucking good-looking, my man. 916 00:28:28,237 --> 00:28:31,505 Guess I never really appreciated that when we were together. 917 00:28:31,372 --> 00:28:32,938 Hey, what was going on with you and Richtman? 918 00:28:32,876 --> 00:28:34,175 Are you in trouble, dude? 919 00:28:34,124 --> 00:28:37,192 No, he just sat down and started talking 920 00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:38,933 to me like a real person. 921 00:28:38,858 --> 00:28:39,857 First time ever. 922 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:42,620 Yeah, I bet it's because you hot as shit. 923 00:28:42,507 --> 00:28:43,807 Did he ask about my report? 924 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:44,820 I was rushed. 925 00:28:44,778 --> 00:28:46,912 I also technically didn't do any research. 926 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:49,393 Yeah, didn't come up. 927 00:28:50,058 --> 00:28:50,857 OK. 928 00:28:50,826 --> 00:28:53,326 Well, what did he ask about? 929 00:28:53,225 --> 00:28:54,191 It's not healthy, dude. 930 00:28:54,153 --> 00:28:54,952 Shouldn't say. 931 00:28:54,921 --> 00:28:56,453 Just tell me, man. 932 00:28:56,393 --> 00:28:57,459 Fine. 933 00:28:57,416 --> 00:29:00,384 We were talking about fantasy football. 934 00:29:01,352 --> 00:29:02,885 You were? 935 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:03,623 Wow. 936 00:29:03,592 --> 00:29:06,059 OK. 937 00:29:05,959 --> 00:29:07,091 How was it? Was it good? 938 00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:07,846 How's his team? 939 00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:09,515 Is he better than me? 940 00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:10,279 Wasn't better than you. 941 00:29:10,247 --> 00:29:12,981 Just different. 942 00:29:12,871 --> 00:29:14,571 You now what? 943 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:15,435 Fine! 944 00:29:15,399 --> 00:29:16,665 Be with Richtman! 945 00:29:16,614 --> 00:29:18,681 I never liked talking fantasy with you, anyway, Adam. 946 00:29:18,599 --> 00:29:19,398 I faked it! 947 00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:22,433 Faked it every single time! 948 00:29:22,309 --> 00:29:23,108 Sorry. 949 00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:24,276 It's all right. 950 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:27,432 It's OK. 951 00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:28,266 Hey, Adam. 952 00:29:28,229 --> 00:29:29,562 I'm just going around... 953 00:29:29,509 --> 00:29:30,475 Hey. 954 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:31,502 Hey. 955 00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:33,093 Um, I'm just going around getting people 956 00:29:33,028 --> 00:29:34,461 for kickball on the weekends. 957 00:29:34,404 --> 00:29:36,871 Should I just mark you down as definitely too hungover 958 00:29:36,772 --> 00:29:38,839 to attend as usual? 959 00:29:38,756 --> 00:29:40,589 Well, you don't really mark it down like that, do you? 960 00:29:40,516 --> 00:29:41,682 Yeah. No, I do, absolutely. 961 00:29:41,635 --> 00:29:42,801 All right. 962 00:29:42,756 --> 00:29:45,290 Well, not today, because I'm trying new things. 963 00:29:45,187 --> 00:29:46,519 So I'll be there. 964 00:29:46,467 --> 00:29:47,767 All right. 965 00:29:47,715 --> 00:29:49,915 That's, um... that's a good look you got going on today. 966 00:29:49,826 --> 00:29:50,858 You look nice. 967 00:29:50,818 --> 00:29:51,818 Thanks. 968 00:29:56,257 --> 00:29:57,323 Hey, Jamie. 969 00:29:57,282 --> 00:30:00,050 Listen I... I changed my mind. 970 00:29:59,938 --> 00:30:01,571 You can tell your lonely actress friend that, 971 00:30:01,505 --> 00:30:03,371 I'd love to take her out. 972 00:30:03,297 --> 00:30:04,630 My god, that's so exciting. 973 00:30:04,577 --> 00:30:05,909 We could double date. 974 00:30:05,857 --> 00:30:06,990 Double date. 975 00:30:06,944 --> 00:30:08,777 Well, who are you gon... you know. 976 00:30:08,705 --> 00:30:10,638 Um, about Barrett... He... actually... 977 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,228 Yeah, I've been texting him, and I haven't heard back. 978 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,320 Did he die? 979 00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:17,698 Because that keeps happening to me. 980 00:30:17,599 --> 00:30:18,898 No, he didn't die. 981 00:30:18,847 --> 00:30:21,515 So I'll just keep on texting him then if he's not dead. 982 00:30:21,407 --> 00:30:22,673 Um, question. 983 00:30:22,624 --> 00:30:23,923 Yeah? 984 00:30:23,871 --> 00:30:26,972 Where do you think Barrett stands on the whole unicorn 985 00:30:26,846 --> 00:30:27,645 philosophy? 986 00:30:27,615 --> 00:30:28,580 What phil... 987 00:30:28,542 --> 00:30:29,975 Do you think he's into it? 988 00:30:29,918 --> 00:30:32,018 Or do you think he's against it? 989 00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:32,999 I don't know. 990 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,960 I think maybe he's not too into unicorns. 991 00:30:36,798 --> 00:30:40,366 But, I mean, that can be negotiable. 992 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:41,620 I guess anything is negotiable. 993 00:30:41,565 --> 00:30:42,497 I totally thought so. 994 00:30:42,461 --> 00:30:43,260 Right. 995 00:30:43,228 --> 00:30:44,427 Yes. 996 00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:46,080 I'm so excited you're gonna go out with Krista. 997 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,144 This is awesome. 998 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,733 And she's not your typical actress girl. 999 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:49,733 She's great. 1000 00:30:49,692 --> 00:30:51,358 She's like the most normal person I now. 1001 00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:56,575 I'm having the best time. 1002 00:30:56,507 --> 00:30:57,306 Good. 1003 00:30:57,275 --> 00:30:58,407 Yeah. 1004 00:30:58,363 --> 00:31:00,096 Once I told Jamie that I over my black-guy phase, 1005 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:01,526 she was all like, I'm gonna set you up. 1006 00:31:01,467 --> 00:31:02,265 And there you are. 1007 00:31:02,233 --> 00:31:03,299 Here you are. - Yeah. 1008 00:31:03,258 --> 00:31:04,457 OK. 1009 00:31:04,410 --> 00:31:07,144 They say you once you go black, you never go back. 1010 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:08,366 Well, you do once your parents threaten 1011 00:31:08,313 --> 00:31:09,646 to take away your inheritance. 1012 00:31:09,594 --> 00:31:11,193 Now, I'm kidding. 1013 00:31:11,128 --> 00:31:12,494 I just don't want to be a stepmom. 1014 00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:14,855 That's... that's so racist. 1015 00:31:14,809 --> 00:31:15,607 That's... 1016 00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:17,010 So enough about me. 1017 00:31:16,952 --> 00:31:18,518 I want to know about you, OK? 1018 00:31:18,456 --> 00:31:19,689 Tell me everything. 1019 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,139 Everything. 1020 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,346 OK. 1021 00:31:22,295 --> 00:31:26,097 Um, well, I was just... I was born outside of LA. 1022 00:31:25,943 --> 00:31:27,610 My god, we should just get crazy right now! 1023 00:31:27,543 --> 00:31:28,375 Am I right? 1024 00:31:28,343 --> 00:31:29,408 My god. 1025 00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:30,800 Can we have two butter nipples? Not these. 1026 00:31:30,742 --> 00:31:31,674 Those. 1027 00:31:31,638 --> 00:31:32,971 Hey, do you want a head shot? 1028 00:31:32,918 --> 00:31:35,352 I don't... I don't think a head... 1029 00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:37,822 Don't I look like such a whore but in the best way? 1030 00:31:37,718 --> 00:31:38,851 Right. 1031 00:31:38,806 --> 00:31:39,905 You know what I'm saying? That's all yours. 1032 00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:41,161 I don't need this. I'm not really... 1033 00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:42,576 Yeah, most of the special skills on the back 1034 00:31:42,517 --> 00:31:43,349 are total bullshit. 1035 00:31:43,317 --> 00:31:44,483 I do not speak French. 1036 00:31:44,437 --> 00:31:46,037 I do not kayak. 1037 00:31:45,974 --> 00:31:49,208 The last thing on there... that's true. 1038 00:31:49,077 --> 00:31:52,379 How is... how is "no gag reflex" something 1039 00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:54,278 that's considered something that you would put on this paper? 1040 00:31:54,196 --> 00:31:55,796 I don't... -I'll show you. 1041 00:31:55,732 --> 00:31:56,697 So you just... -No, no, no. 1042 00:31:57,428 --> 00:31:58,294 OK, I get it. 1043 00:31:59,412 --> 00:32:01,478 I get it. 1044 00:32:01,395 --> 00:32:02,194 Tada. 1045 00:32:02,163 --> 00:32:03,596 Right? 1046 00:32:03,539 --> 00:32:05,305 Your hands smell a little weird, but you get over it. 1047 00:32:05,235 --> 00:32:06,435 -Cool. -How's this? 1048 00:32:09,202 --> 00:32:11,269 I hate beer. 1049 00:32:11,187 --> 00:32:12,252 I forgot. 1050 00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:13,008 Thank you. 1051 00:32:12,978 --> 00:32:13,810 Thanks. 1052 00:32:13,778 --> 00:32:16,112 Cheers. 1053 00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,084 Woo! 1054 00:32:17,042 --> 00:32:17,841 So good. 1055 00:32:17,809 --> 00:32:18,809 Ha-ha-ha. 1056 00:32:22,673 --> 00:32:26,008 So, you got your, car in valet too, or... 1057 00:32:25,872 --> 00:32:26,771 No, no. 1058 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:27,535 I cannot drive. 1059 00:32:27,505 --> 00:32:28,937 I am so drunk. 1060 00:32:28,879 --> 00:32:30,779 Hey, let's just go back to your place. 1061 00:32:30,704 --> 00:32:31,937 Um, you know what? 1062 00:32:31,888 --> 00:32:33,354 I probably shouldn't... I probably shouldn't do that, 1063 00:32:33,296 --> 00:32:34,228 because... - No, come on! 1064 00:32:34,192 --> 00:32:35,725 Take me to your place, you bitch! 1065 00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:36,629 This is your car? 1066 00:32:36,592 --> 00:32:37,391 Yeah. 1067 00:32:37,359 --> 00:32:38,358 This is it? 1068 00:32:38,319 --> 00:32:40,285 I'm getting in. 1069 00:32:40,206 --> 00:32:42,640 God! 1070 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:43,583 I'm sorry. 1071 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:49,139 That butt. 1072 00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:50,401 That butt. - Hey, you know what? 1073 00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:51,316 I don't think we can do this. 1074 00:32:51,277 --> 00:32:52,610 I don't have protection on me. 1075 00:32:53,614 --> 00:32:55,614 Good thing you said something, because I do. 1076 00:32:55,533 --> 00:32:56,332 OK. 1077 00:32:56,302 --> 00:32:57,301 Always. 1078 00:32:57,261 --> 00:32:58,827 What, do you just have those on you? 1079 00:32:58,765 --> 00:32:59,797 We are so gonna fuck! 1080 00:32:59,756 --> 00:33:00,955 Shh, shh. 1081 00:33:00,908 --> 00:33:02,608 My brother and his fiancee are in the next room, 1082 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:03,439 so we have to be quiet, OK? 1083 00:33:03,404 --> 00:33:04,870 Do you want them to catch? 1084 00:33:04,812 --> 00:33:06,412 - Of fucking course not! - I'm totally. 1085 00:33:06,348 --> 00:33:07,714 No, no way.. 1086 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:08,759 Stay there. -OK. 1087 00:33:08,716 --> 00:33:09,615 - Stay there,. - Jesus. 1088 00:33:10,348 --> 00:33:11,313 This... this is happening? 1089 00:33:11,275 --> 00:33:13,642 It is fucking happening, mister! 1090 00:33:13,546 --> 00:33:14,345 Ready? -Yeah. 1091 00:33:15,883 --> 00:33:17,049 Are you serious? 1092 00:33:17,003 --> 00:33:18,703 Fucking aah! 1093 00:33:18,635 --> 00:33:19,867 Get ready for the ride of your life, 1094 00:33:19,818 --> 00:33:22,085 because I watch a fuckload of porn! 1095 00:33:21,994 --> 00:33:23,160 How do you like this? 1096 00:33:23,114 --> 00:33:23,913 Take it! 1097 00:33:23,882 --> 00:33:24,681 No. 1098 00:33:24,650 --> 00:33:26,016 Can you breathe? 1099 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,595 Take it. 1100 00:33:27,529 --> 00:33:28,861 I'm not gonna pee on you. 1101 00:33:28,809 --> 00:33:30,075 I hope that's cool with you. 1102 00:33:30,024 --> 00:33:31,357 It reminds of an ex. 1103 00:33:31,305 --> 00:33:33,405 You're legitimately scaring the shit out of me. 1104 00:33:33,321 --> 00:33:34,420 You have your yellow fever shot? 1105 00:33:35,529 --> 00:33:36,962 Because you are about to enter the fucking jungle. 1106 00:33:36,904 --> 00:33:38,424 Yeah! 1107 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:44,829 What is it? 1108 00:33:44,711 --> 00:33:45,677 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 1109 00:33:45,639 --> 00:33:47,172 Hey, for real? 1110 00:33:47,111 --> 00:33:49,178 Braise yourself. 1111 00:33:49,096 --> 00:33:50,395 Time to feed the tiger. 1112 00:33:50,343 --> 00:33:51,208 - No! 1113 00:33:51,174 --> 00:33:51,973 No, no, no, no. 1114 00:33:51,943 --> 00:33:52,942 No, no, no. 1115 00:33:52,902 --> 00:33:53,902 Rah! 1116 00:34:27,202 --> 00:34:28,202 Fuck. 1117 00:34:32,514 --> 00:34:33,647 Good morning! 1118 00:34:33,602 --> 00:34:35,001 Hey. 1119 00:34:36,738 --> 00:34:40,239 Hey, um, what happened last night? 1120 00:34:40,096 --> 00:34:44,599 Because I never get that drunk, like, ever. 1121 00:34:46,624 --> 00:34:50,392 Did you, um, roofie me maybe? 1122 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,707 You're just so naughty. 1123 00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:54,240 You must've worked up an appetite, 1124 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,175 so I'm going to make you eggs, OK? 1125 00:34:57,375 --> 00:35:00,343 And speaking of eggs, there's a lot going on down here. 1126 00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,323 So maybe the condom broke. 1127 00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:04,389 One can hope, right? 1128 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:08,607 Hey, guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. 1129 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:09,807 Go back to bed. Go back to bed. 1130 00:35:09,758 --> 00:35:11,725 You don't need to, be up this early. 1131 00:35:11,646 --> 00:35:12,845 I can make you breakfast, seriously. 1132 00:35:12,798 --> 00:35:13,964 - That's sweet. - Really? 1133 00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:14,949 That's sweet. 1134 00:35:14,909 --> 00:35:16,575 An old-school Adam omelette? I'm down. 1135 00:35:16,508 --> 00:35:18,175 Yeah, well, it's the least I can do, you know? 1136 00:35:18,109 --> 00:35:19,341 I mean, just relax. 1137 00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:21,693 Go back to bed, really. 1138 00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:23,196 What's going on in my kitchen? 1139 00:35:23,132 --> 00:35:25,132 Go, my go... my god. 1140 00:35:25,051 --> 00:35:30,521 Um, it, just kinda happened. 1141 00:35:30,298 --> 00:35:31,631 Um... 1142 00:35:31,579 --> 00:35:32,812 What is on her ass? 1143 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:33,562 What is that? 1144 00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:35,897 Yeah, it's of, a tiger. 1145 00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:36,768 Um... 1146 00:35:38,714 --> 00:35:40,480 Is that why we heard growling and crying last night? 1147 00:35:40,410 --> 00:35:41,743 Because I thought you were just watching 1148 00:35:41,690 --> 00:35:43,590 Animal Planet stoned again. 1149 00:35:43,514 --> 00:35:44,346 No. 1150 00:35:44,313 --> 00:35:45,512 No. 1151 00:35:45,465 --> 00:35:48,333 Well... when you... She bounces up and down... 1152 00:35:48,217 --> 00:35:49,149 Don't. Stop. 1153 00:35:49,113 --> 00:35:49,912 My god. 1154 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,213 What did you do? 1155 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,593 Her ass cheeks go like this, and a tiger goes like this. 1156 00:35:52,536 --> 00:35:53,535 My god. 1157 00:35:54,425 --> 00:35:55,858 I don't... my god! 1158 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,266 -Come on. -You know what? 1159 00:35:57,209 --> 00:35:58,475 Tell her to get some underwear on, OK? 1160 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,090 OK. I'll handle it, baby. 1161 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:02,825 I will handle it with care. 1162 00:36:02,712 --> 00:36:04,011 Hey, but seriously. What? 1163 00:36:03,959 --> 00:36:05,158 Tell me everything. 1164 00:36:05,111 --> 00:36:07,445 When you do doggy style with her... when 1165 00:36:07,351 --> 00:36:09,017 you do doggy style with her... -Right. 1166 00:36:08,951 --> 00:36:10,785 it looks like the tiger's going like... it looks like 1167 00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,210 the tiger's going like this. 1168 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,438 I see what's happening, 'cause it's 1169 00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:18,250 like... it's kind of like the cartoon tiger, 1170 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:19,166 except it's hornier. 1171 00:36:19,126 --> 00:36:20,058 Yeah, have you ever seen that YouTube 1172 00:36:20,022 --> 00:36:21,021 video where the panda sneezes? 1173 00:36:20,981 --> 00:36:22,014 Yeah. 1174 00:36:21,974 --> 00:36:23,440 It's like that, only with a tiger butt. 1175 00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:26,549 It's with an asshole for a mouth. 1176 00:36:26,421 --> 00:36:27,421 All right. 1177 00:36:29,716 --> 00:36:30,649 No. What? 1178 00:36:30,613 --> 00:36:31,411 No! 1179 00:36:31,379 --> 00:36:32,345 No! 1180 00:36:32,308 --> 00:36:34,275 I need a good toss from you, honey. 1181 00:36:34,196 --> 00:36:35,196 Take five. 1182 00:36:39,604 --> 00:36:41,136 Hey, you came. 1183 00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:43,142 You know, I thought that this was gonna like an ironic thing. 1184 00:36:43,058 --> 00:36:45,525 But you guys really take this seriously? 1185 00:36:45,426 --> 00:36:47,360 Yeah, some of us more than others. 1186 00:36:47,283 --> 00:36:50,184 You should stretch before we start. 1187 00:36:50,067 --> 00:36:52,000 I'm not kidding. you will thank me later, OK? 1188 00:36:51,922 --> 00:36:52,721 OK. 1189 00:36:52,690 --> 00:36:53,690 Yeah, stretch. 1190 00:37:05,776 --> 00:37:06,674 Jesus. 1191 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,640 Hey. 1192 00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:12,742 What the hell are you doing here, man? 1193 00:37:12,655 --> 00:37:14,789 Just trying something new. 1194 00:37:14,703 --> 00:37:16,069 What are you doing? 1195 00:37:16,015 --> 00:37:20,351 I always wanted to be a part of my office kickball league. 1196 00:37:20,175 --> 00:37:21,207 It's one of my dreams. 1197 00:37:21,167 --> 00:37:22,066 So here I am. 1198 00:37:22,030 --> 00:37:23,329 Heh. 1199 00:37:23,278 --> 00:37:25,679 But unlike you, I'm... I'm doing it with some dignity. 1200 00:37:25,582 --> 00:37:28,583 You're wearing jean shorts to a kickball game? 1201 00:37:28,462 --> 00:37:29,327 I mean, heh-heh. 1202 00:37:29,294 --> 00:37:30,660 You know what? 1203 00:37:30,605 --> 00:37:32,205 I just kind of decided I... I was too old to have jeans with 1204 00:37:32,142 --> 00:37:34,442 holes in them, and I just... 1205 00:37:34,349 --> 00:37:35,448 My god. 1206 00:37:35,405 --> 00:37:36,838 Yeah? 1207 00:37:36,781 --> 00:37:38,547 These were your cool jeans. 1208 00:37:38,476 --> 00:37:41,444 Your amazing cool jeans that I worship that 1209 00:37:41,324 --> 00:37:43,758 had the most perfect hole right in the knee... 1210 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,159 A hole that you earned. 1211 00:37:45,099 --> 00:37:48,601 You cut those jeans into jean shorts? 1212 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,592 Who are you, man? 1213 00:37:49,546 --> 00:37:51,446 I don't... I don't know who you are. 1214 00:37:51,371 --> 00:37:52,770 It's really not a big deal, man. 1215 00:37:52,714 --> 00:37:54,414 I don't know why... why you're getting all bent out of shape. 1216 00:37:54,347 --> 00:37:57,582 Yeah, well, just so you know, OK, whenever I close my eyes, 1217 00:37:57,451 --> 00:37:59,851 I'm going to picture you in your cool jeans. 1218 00:37:59,754 --> 00:38:00,620 OK. 1219 00:38:00,587 --> 00:38:03,721 Not any fucking jean shorts, OK? 1220 00:38:03,593 --> 00:38:04,559 How about this? 1221 00:38:04,521 --> 00:38:05,954 We're broken up, and we actually 1222 00:38:05,898 --> 00:38:07,497 shouldn't be talking, much less closing our eyes 1223 00:38:07,433 --> 00:38:08,432 and thinking about each other. 1224 00:38:08,393 --> 00:38:09,592 That's super fucking weird. 1225 00:38:09,544 --> 00:38:11,010 Well, here's the other thing about my mind, man. 1226 00:38:10,952 --> 00:38:12,819 I don't really care about your stupid little contract. 1227 00:38:12,744 --> 00:38:13,710 OK. 1228 00:38:13,673 --> 00:38:15,406 In my mind, I don't care about it. 1229 00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:17,169 Well, in my mind, I care about the contract. 1230 00:38:17,096 --> 00:38:18,395 So how do you explain that? 1231 00:38:18,343 --> 00:38:20,944 Well, in my mind, we're not talking about that at all. 1232 00:38:20,839 --> 00:38:23,339 We're continuing the conversation about the jeans. 1233 00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,540 In my mind, the conversation shifted into a different thing. 1234 00:38:25,448 --> 00:38:26,547 Well, in my mind, it didn't. 1235 00:38:26,503 --> 00:38:28,836 In my mind, it's about, 20 minutes long. 1236 00:38:28,742 --> 00:38:31,343 And in the midst of that conversation in my mind, 1237 00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:35,274 you apologize for cutting your jeans into stupid fucking jean 1238 00:38:35,109 --> 00:38:36,409 shorts. 1239 00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:38,858 And then also in my mind, I don't accept your apology. 1240 00:38:38,757 --> 00:38:40,790 I don't accept your apology in my mind! 1241 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:42,209 Well, in my mind, you accepted the apology. 1242 00:38:42,149 --> 00:38:44,716 You... you totally graciously accept the apology. 1243 00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:46,046 And you were even a little bit... you bowed. 1244 00:38:45,988 --> 00:38:47,321 You were a little bit Japanese about it. 1245 00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:48,067 How's that? 1246 00:38:53,763 --> 00:38:54,562 Jesus. 1247 00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:56,665 Howie! 1248 00:38:56,579 --> 00:38:57,378 What are you doing? 1249 00:38:58,211 --> 00:38:59,010 Hey! 1250 00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,379 What the hell, man? 1251 00:39:00,323 --> 00:39:02,357 Where are you going? 1252 00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:03,707 Howie? 1253 00:39:03,650 --> 00:39:05,283 Howie? 1254 00:39:10,465 --> 00:39:11,465 I got it! 1255 00:39:14,754 --> 00:39:16,286 -Hey, man, how's it going? -You're not gonna run to second? 1256 00:39:16,224 --> 00:39:17,190 No. 1257 00:39:17,153 --> 00:39:17,885 No, no, no. I'm not gonna do that. 1258 00:39:18,753 --> 00:39:20,253 Hey, I'm sorry about before, man. 1259 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:21,292 Yeah, don't worry about it, man. 1260 00:39:21,249 --> 00:39:22,048 It's all good. 1261 00:39:22,016 --> 00:39:22,881 Hey, hey, hey. 1262 00:39:22,848 --> 00:39:23,747 We don't want to make this weird. 1263 00:39:23,712 --> 00:39:25,178 No, of course not. Yeah. 1264 00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:26,119 Thank you. 1265 00:39:36,734 --> 00:39:37,533 Woo! 1266 00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:40,905 That's game, you guys. 1267 00:39:40,767 --> 00:39:41,866 Hey, Beth, thanks for today. 1268 00:39:41,822 --> 00:39:42,888 That was fun. -Yeah! 1269 00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:43,645 Yeah. 1270 00:39:43,614 --> 00:39:44,647 Yeah. 1271 00:39:44,606 --> 00:39:46,139 Um, are you going to come to Big Wangs? 1272 00:39:46,078 --> 00:39:47,077 Wangers? 1273 00:39:47,038 --> 00:39:48,504 You... you guys are going to Wangers? 1274 00:39:48,446 --> 00:39:49,345 Heh. 1275 00:39:49,310 --> 00:39:50,309 Nobody calls it that. 1276 00:39:50,269 --> 00:39:51,735 But yeah, we go every Saturday. 1277 00:39:51,678 --> 00:39:52,477 Cool. 1278 00:39:52,445 --> 00:39:53,445 Yeah, I'm in. 1279 00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:03,279 I knew it. 1280 00:40:03,228 --> 00:40:05,595 I mean, deep down, you know it's an athletic ability. 1281 00:40:05,499 --> 00:40:07,232 I mean, I haven't kicked a ball since eighth grade, 1282 00:40:07,163 --> 00:40:08,296 but I've been competitive-drinking 1283 00:40:08,252 --> 00:40:09,317 since ninth. 1284 00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:10,574 Hi. 1285 00:40:10,523 --> 00:40:12,856 Sorry to interrupt, but did you lose a business card? 1286 00:40:12,762 --> 00:40:13,962 No I don't... 1287 00:40:13,915 --> 00:40:16,582 No, you didn't, because that one's mine. 1288 00:40:16,474 --> 00:40:19,408 Call me. 1289 00:40:19,290 --> 00:40:20,256 That's a good move, man. 1290 00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:21,016 I got to do that. 1291 00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,418 Perhaps some business cards. 1292 00:40:22,361 --> 00:40:24,361 Holy shit, dude. 1293 00:40:24,281 --> 00:40:26,515 Adam! 1294 00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:27,257 You two know each other? 1295 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:29,392 I mean... 1296 00:40:29,304 --> 00:40:30,637 Shit, yeah, we do. 1297 00:40:30,585 --> 00:40:32,585 This is Adam Bomb right here. 1298 00:40:32,505 --> 00:40:33,437 Right, Adam Bomb. 1299 00:40:33,401 --> 00:40:34,266 Adam Bomb! 1300 00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:35,197 Like the bomb. 1301 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,860 Adam Bomb, like the atom bomb, dude. 1302 00:40:36,792 --> 00:40:37,991 Exactly. 1303 00:40:37,944 --> 00:40:38,976 Great to see you, man. 1304 00:40:38,935 --> 00:40:40,068 You gonna introduce me to your friend? 1305 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:41,656 Beth, Butler. 1306 00:40:41,592 --> 00:40:42,391 Hi. 1307 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,493 It's very nice to meet you. 1308 00:40:44,407 --> 00:40:45,706 Butler's not my first name, though. 1309 00:40:45,654 --> 00:40:46,920 I only give my first name out to women 1310 00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:48,637 I'm about to have sex with. 1311 00:40:48,566 --> 00:40:52,034 It's Andrew. 1312 00:40:51,894 --> 00:40:52,893 Wow. 1313 00:40:52,854 --> 00:40:55,321 I'm going to go to the ladies' room. 1314 00:40:55,222 --> 00:40:57,155 Want to meet me back there? 1315 00:40:57,077 --> 00:40:57,876 Don't knock, you know? 1316 00:40:57,845 --> 00:40:59,678 Just... just blaze right in. 1317 00:40:59,605 --> 00:41:01,939 I absolutely will. 1318 00:41:01,845 --> 00:41:03,611 God, that's never actually worked before. 1319 00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:04,940 -Right. -Shit, man. 1320 00:41:04,884 --> 00:41:06,383 So how's it been going since high school? 1321 00:41:06,324 --> 00:41:07,657 Do people still call you Adam Bomb? 1322 00:41:07,604 --> 00:41:09,237 No. 1323 00:41:09,172 --> 00:41:10,504 Nobody really called me that but you. 1324 00:41:10,451 --> 00:41:11,284 No, man, no. 1325 00:41:11,252 --> 00:41:12,351 Other people called you that. 1326 00:41:12,308 --> 00:41:14,041 Well, you bullied them into that. 1327 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,237 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1328 00:41:15,188 --> 00:41:16,354 Shit, man, I was good at that. 1329 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:17,940 Good at... there's no good at bullying, really. 1330 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:18,908 It's just bad. 1331 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:19,732 No, you can be good at bullying, man. 1332 00:41:19,698 --> 00:41:20,664 - Yeah? - Hello. 1333 00:41:20,627 --> 00:41:22,026 Were you the guy that ordered these? 1334 00:41:21,970 --> 00:41:22,769 Yes, I was. 1335 00:41:22,738 --> 00:41:23,537 Thank you very much. 1336 00:41:23,507 --> 00:41:24,473 My.... 1337 00:41:24,434 --> 00:41:25,666 Shit. 1338 00:41:25,618 --> 00:41:27,985 My god, I am so sorry, ma'am. 1339 00:41:27,889 --> 00:41:28,721 I didn't mean to... 1340 00:41:28,689 --> 00:41:30,589 My god. 1341 00:41:30,513 --> 00:41:32,113 I totally meant to do that. 1342 00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:33,283 That was for you, buddy. 1343 00:41:33,233 --> 00:41:34,031 What? 1344 00:41:34,001 --> 00:41:34,934 I saw some nipple in there. 1345 00:41:34,898 --> 00:41:35,897 Did you see some nipple? 1346 00:41:35,857 --> 00:41:37,123 I wasn't really looking at her nipples. 1347 00:41:37,073 --> 00:41:38,038 I totally saw a nipple. 1348 00:41:38,001 --> 00:41:39,034 Hey, check it out. 1349 00:41:38,993 --> 00:41:40,325 I'm gonna leave this one here for you. 1350 00:41:40,272 --> 00:41:42,005 I only get two so I can come 'em on the ladies. 1351 00:41:41,936 --> 00:41:43,336 Great to see you, man. 1352 00:41:43,281 --> 00:41:44,079 Look. 1353 00:41:44,047 --> 00:41:45,814 Butler and the Bomb, man. 1354 00:41:45,744 --> 00:41:46,876 We have got to hang out. 1355 00:41:46,831 --> 00:41:47,930 That's my information. 1356 00:41:47,887 --> 00:41:49,120 You give me a call. 1357 00:41:49,072 --> 00:41:50,538 I'm gonna go to the bathroom, because I don't know 1358 00:41:50,479 --> 00:41:52,379 if your lady friend was kidding about wanting to fuck me, 1359 00:41:52,302 --> 00:41:53,768 but I am not going to take that chance, OK? 1360 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:54,510 OK. 1361 00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:55,445 Great seeing you. 1362 00:41:55,407 --> 00:41:56,873 Jesus. 1363 00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:59,349 Fuck. 1364 00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:00,079 Is the coast clear? 1365 00:42:00,047 --> 00:42:01,480 Yeah, you're safe. 1366 00:42:01,422 --> 00:42:02,587 That was weird. 1367 00:42:02,542 --> 00:42:03,608 Yep. 1368 00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:05,999 You should totally hang out with that guy. 1369 00:42:05,902 --> 00:42:06,734 He's got a great card. 1370 00:42:06,701 --> 00:42:07,667 I don't know. 1371 00:42:07,630 --> 00:42:08,762 I've done some awful things, but I 1372 00:42:08,717 --> 00:42:09,983 don't think I could ever be as douchey 1373 00:42:09,933 --> 00:42:12,100 as one of those finance guys. 1374 00:42:12,012 --> 00:42:13,945 You know Justin's in finance, right? 1375 00:42:14,636 --> 00:42:15,468 Yeah. 1376 00:42:15,436 --> 00:42:17,336 I mean, they're not all douches. 1377 00:42:17,261 --> 00:42:18,060 I was just... 1378 00:42:18,028 --> 00:42:18,893 No, they are. 1379 00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:19,860 All of them. 1380 00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:43,728 'Sup? 1381 00:42:44,457 --> 00:42:45,656 We're texting Barrett now? 1382 00:42:48,424 --> 00:42:49,857 How the hell did you know? 1383 00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:51,234 Well, I mean, I'm the best. 1384 00:42:51,176 --> 00:42:52,208 I'm a mind reader. 1385 00:42:52,168 --> 00:42:54,235 And I also took your phone and changed 1386 00:42:54,152 --> 00:42:56,018 all the guys' numbers to mine, 'cause I 1387 00:42:55,944 --> 00:42:57,544 knew you were gonna crack. 1388 00:42:57,479 --> 00:42:58,878 Come on. 1389 00:42:58,823 --> 00:43:00,390 It was a moment of weakness, all right? 1390 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:01,426 It won't happen again. 1391 00:43:01,384 --> 00:43:03,217 OK. 1392 00:43:03,143 --> 00:43:04,542 And who texts "'sup" anyway? 1393 00:43:04,487 --> 00:43:06,454 What are you, 15? 1394 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:07,507 So what's going on? 1395 00:43:07,462 --> 00:43:08,928 Do you not know what to do with yourself? 1396 00:43:08,870 --> 00:43:10,971 I don't know. 1397 00:43:10,886 --> 00:43:12,452 You need to try new things. 1398 00:43:12,390 --> 00:43:13,522 You need to meet new people. 1399 00:43:13,477 --> 00:43:16,712 Have you tried anything new since the breakup? 1400 00:43:16,581 --> 00:43:17,947 Yeah, I played kickball. 1401 00:43:17,893 --> 00:43:19,459 OK. 1402 00:43:19,397 --> 00:43:20,429 I fed a tiger. 1403 00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:21,187 Good! 1404 00:43:21,157 --> 00:43:22,390 Good, that's something. 1405 00:43:22,341 --> 00:43:23,640 You would've never gone to the zoo 1406 00:43:23,589 --> 00:43:26,957 if you were still hanging out... never mind, I got it. 1407 00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:27,886 We should make a list. 1408 00:43:27,844 --> 00:43:30,545 I'm not really a list guy, you know? 1409 00:43:30,436 --> 00:43:32,469 Adam. 1410 00:43:32,388 --> 00:43:33,187 OK. 1411 00:43:33,155 --> 00:43:36,056 Let's make a list. 1412 00:43:35,939 --> 00:43:37,271 I'm proud of myself. 1413 00:43:37,219 --> 00:43:38,519 This list is coming along really well. 1414 00:43:38,467 --> 00:43:40,934 We got "get contacts," 'cause you need 'em. 1415 00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:42,301 Get shirts that fit. 1416 00:43:42,242 --> 00:43:44,175 And, get off our family plan, man. 1417 00:43:44,098 --> 00:43:45,331 You're 30 years old. 1418 00:43:45,282 --> 00:43:46,648 Yeah. 1419 00:43:46,594 --> 00:43:48,227 Also, I want you to put down "have a threesome," too, 1420 00:43:48,162 --> 00:43:50,128 because if I have to put down and figure out what I'm going 1421 00:43:50,049 --> 00:43:51,716 to do with my life, then I want to have something 1422 00:43:51,650 --> 00:43:52,816 to look forward to as well. -I'll put down threesome. 1423 00:43:52,769 --> 00:43:54,235 Why are... what are we doing here? 1424 00:43:54,177 --> 00:43:55,076 Here you go. 1425 00:43:55,041 --> 00:43:57,641 Thanks. 1426 00:43:57,537 --> 00:43:58,536 My god. 1427 00:43:58,496 --> 00:44:01,531 That... I love this. 1428 00:44:01,408 --> 00:44:03,374 Do you have to display them like we're... 1429 00:44:03,296 --> 00:44:04,362 What is this? 1430 00:44:06,048 --> 00:44:07,747 That's so cute, dude! 1431 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:08,512 Look at this. 1432 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,513 You're so cute here, for real. 1433 00:44:10,431 --> 00:44:12,097 That's the cutest thing I've ever seen. 1434 00:44:12,030 --> 00:44:14,230 This looks like it would be on the back of a... like, 1435 00:44:14,143 --> 00:44:15,543 on a Spanish textbook. 1436 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,986 And this is how you'd learn the word "happy" for Spanish. 1437 00:44:17,886 --> 00:44:20,053 I want to get 70 of these and line my wall in then so when 1438 00:44:19,966 --> 00:44:21,099 I wake up I'm super happy. 1439 00:44:21,054 --> 00:44:22,294 Do not put that on my account. 1440 00:44:25,757 --> 00:44:26,589 Hey. 1441 00:44:26,557 --> 00:44:27,723 Hey, what's up? Hi, Beth. 1442 00:44:27,678 --> 00:44:29,077 Good morning. -Morning. 1443 00:44:29,021 --> 00:44:30,454 What are you... what are you working on? 1444 00:44:30,397 --> 00:44:32,096 If I tell you about it, you promise you're 1445 00:44:32,028 --> 00:44:32,961 not going to laugh at me? 1446 00:44:32,925 --> 00:44:33,857 No. 1447 00:44:33,821 --> 00:44:35,220 OK, deal. 1448 00:44:35,164 --> 00:44:37,465 I'm not allowed to post on any of our fantasy message boards 1449 00:44:37,372 --> 00:44:38,671 anymore. 1450 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:40,019 So I just kind of started this thing where I... I mean, 1451 00:44:39,963 --> 00:44:41,797 I guess it's a blog... where I just write about sports... 1452 00:44:41,724 --> 00:44:42,723 Like baseball, football. 1453 00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:43,515 Lacrosse. 1454 00:44:43,483 --> 00:44:44,482 Well, no, not lacrosse. 1455 00:44:44,444 --> 00:44:45,576 People don't give a shit about that. 1456 00:44:45,530 --> 00:44:47,297 But yeah, it's just like for fun. 1457 00:44:47,227 --> 00:44:49,127 Like, I just write it to get it out of my brain. 1458 00:44:49,051 --> 00:44:50,683 I mean, nobody really sees it. 1459 00:44:50,618 --> 00:44:52,352 Well, we should fix that. 1460 00:44:52,283 --> 00:44:54,249 OK. 1461 00:44:54,170 --> 00:44:56,704 Um, you need, like, keywords. 1462 00:44:56,601 --> 00:45:00,536 Like, Lakers, Yankees, boobs. 1463 00:45:00,377 --> 00:45:01,376 Yeah. 1464 00:45:01,337 --> 00:45:02,270 I don't know about what you're doing, 1465 00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:03,565 but I was going to suggest boobs. 1466 00:45:03,513 --> 00:45:05,246 Yeah, because you can never go wrong with boobs, right? 1467 00:45:05,176 --> 00:45:06,008 Right. 1468 00:45:05,976 --> 00:45:07,476 Well, that should... should help. 1469 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:08,216 Wait. 1470 00:45:08,184 --> 00:45:10,517 One second. 1471 00:45:10,423 --> 00:45:11,222 What are you doing now? 1472 00:45:11,192 --> 00:45:13,025 Just emailed it to myself. 1473 00:45:12,952 --> 00:45:14,152 Nice. 1474 00:45:14,104 --> 00:45:15,636 I grew up with some pretty die-hard Niners fans, 1475 00:45:15,575 --> 00:45:17,542 so I thought I'd send it to them to see if you actually 1476 00:45:17,463 --> 00:45:18,562 know what you're talking about. 1477 00:45:18,519 --> 00:45:19,519 OK. 1478 00:45:26,775 --> 00:45:27,907 Hi. 1479 00:45:27,862 --> 00:45:29,128 Hi. 1480 00:45:29,078 --> 00:45:31,512 Hey, so thanks for setting me up with Krista, but... 1481 00:45:31,414 --> 00:45:32,780 Yeah, whatever, she's crazy. 1482 00:45:32,725 --> 00:45:34,959 Hey, have you spoken to Barrett? 1483 00:45:34,870 --> 00:45:37,036 As a matter of fact, no, I haven't 1484 00:45:36,949 --> 00:45:37,948 talked to Barrett at all. 1485 00:45:38,709 --> 00:45:40,175 That's good. 1486 00:45:40,117 --> 00:45:41,816 He's just a hard guy to get a hold of right now. 1487 00:45:41,748 --> 00:45:42,747 OK, cool. Talk to you later. 1488 00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:43,708 Bye! 1489 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:09,100 Look, I feel really guilty meeting up with you like this, 1490 00:46:09,009 --> 00:46:10,209 but I really have no choice. 1491 00:46:12,593 --> 00:46:14,259 You followed? 1492 00:46:14,193 --> 00:46:16,026 No, I don't think so. 1493 00:46:15,952 --> 00:46:16,885 Can't be too sure. 1494 00:46:16,849 --> 00:46:19,816 We should probably speak in code. 1495 00:46:19,696 --> 00:46:22,931 The black scorpion awaits in the dark. 1496 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,534 What... what are you talking about? 1497 00:46:25,424 --> 00:46:27,791 Is this about the man in the green beret? 1498 00:46:27,695 --> 00:46:28,560 Who? 1499 00:46:28,526 --> 00:46:29,826 Dude, you texted secret meeting. 1500 00:46:29,775 --> 00:46:31,041 I thought that means we speak in code, 1501 00:46:30,991 --> 00:46:31,990 like some bad-ass spy shit. 1502 00:46:31,951 --> 00:46:33,050 OK, but you got to be more specific. 1503 00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:34,473 I don't know about that shit... spy shit. 1504 00:46:34,414 --> 00:46:35,413 -Come on. -Why? 1505 00:46:35,374 --> 00:46:37,007 Is that why you look like Bruno Mars? 1506 00:46:36,942 --> 00:46:37,807 It's kind of a good look. 1507 00:46:37,773 --> 00:46:39,340 No. 1508 00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:40,077 Anyways, what's up? 1509 00:46:40,045 --> 00:46:40,878 Well, look. 1510 00:46:40,846 --> 00:46:42,278 There's this girl at work, Beth. 1511 00:46:42,222 --> 00:46:43,989 And she's been unusually flirty lately. 1512 00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:46,451 And I just... I think recently, she 1513 00:46:46,349 --> 00:46:47,548 broke up with her boyfriend. 1514 00:46:47,501 --> 00:46:50,902 And I just don't... I don't know what I should do. 1515 00:46:50,765 --> 00:46:52,498 OK, so you like her? 1516 00:46:52,428 --> 00:46:54,862 I don't know, man. 1517 00:46:54,764 --> 00:46:56,798 I mean, yeah, she's like the perfect girl, you know? 1518 00:46:56,716 --> 00:46:58,415 She's... she's smart. 1519 00:46:58,348 --> 00:46:59,347 She's huge. 1520 00:46:59,307 --> 00:47:00,506 She looks great in a pair of shorts. 1521 00:47:00,459 --> 00:47:01,559 That's good. 1522 00:47:01,516 --> 00:47:02,581 Sometimes when I have to make a decision, 1523 00:47:02,539 --> 00:47:03,672 I'll think about what Beth, would maybe 1524 00:47:03,627 --> 00:47:05,160 think the right decision was, and then I would 1525 00:47:05,099 --> 00:47:06,398 gear my decision towards that. 1526 00:47:06,347 --> 00:47:07,880 The other day, I was at this crosswalk. 1527 00:47:07,818 --> 00:47:09,684 And I was waiting to cross the street. 1528 00:47:09,610 --> 00:47:12,511 And I caught myself daydreaming just about her laugh 1529 00:47:12,394 --> 00:47:14,995 and about how cute Christmas year her voice was. 1530 00:47:14,890 --> 00:47:19,359 And I just... I totally missed two walk signals. 1531 00:47:19,177 --> 00:47:20,276 I don't know. 1532 00:47:20,233 --> 00:47:21,032 If you're asking me now, I guess I haven't 1533 00:47:21,002 --> 00:47:22,201 really thought about it. 1534 00:47:22,153 --> 00:47:24,393 So I just... I don't really have an answer for you. 1535 00:47:26,953 --> 00:47:28,786 OK. 1536 00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:30,879 Christmasy voice? 1537 00:47:30,792 --> 00:47:32,292 Here's what you got to do. 1538 00:47:32,233 --> 00:47:34,299 If she's newly single, that means 1539 00:47:34,215 --> 00:47:37,483 you're not the only guy waiting in the wings ready to pounce. 1540 00:47:37,351 --> 00:47:38,751 You got to make a bold move. 1541 00:47:38,695 --> 00:47:41,996 Can't just be another shoulder for her to cry on. 1542 00:47:41,863 --> 00:47:44,363 Not if you want her to pounce on something else. 1543 00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:45,361 I'm talking about your penis. 1544 00:47:45,318 --> 00:47:46,384 No, I know. 1545 00:47:46,342 --> 00:47:47,441 There's really no other way to take that. 1546 00:47:47,397 --> 00:47:48,863 You're homophobic if you don't hold my hand. 1547 00:47:48,806 --> 00:47:50,339 You're homophobic if you don't hold my hand. 1548 00:47:50,277 --> 00:47:51,443 Do I look like I've gained weight? 1549 00:47:51,398 --> 00:47:52,664 Yeah. 1550 00:47:52,613 --> 00:47:53,746 -Whoa! -Whoa! 1551 00:47:53,702 --> 00:47:54,834 Whoa, whoa! 1552 00:47:54,790 --> 00:47:56,290 See, I told you we were being followed. 1553 00:47:56,229 --> 00:47:57,661 What the hell are you guys doing together? 1554 00:47:57,605 --> 00:48:00,606 What the hell are you guys doing together? 1555 00:48:00,485 --> 00:48:01,584 We were having a secret meeting, 1556 00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:02,639 and it was totally Adam's fault! 1557 00:48:02,596 --> 00:48:03,395 Hey. 1558 00:48:03,363 --> 00:48:04,329 Aha! 1559 00:48:04,292 --> 00:48:05,491 Don't "aha" me. 1560 00:48:05,444 --> 00:48:07,177 You guys are together too, so what's going on? 1561 00:48:07,107 --> 00:48:08,406 Well, we were having a secret meeting 1562 00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:09,254 about your secret meeting. 1563 00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:10,252 Really? 1564 00:48:10,212 --> 00:48:11,611 And how the fuck did you guys find out? 1565 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,623 Because Barrett tweeted, "Super secret meeting, 1566 00:48:14,499 --> 00:48:16,399 undisclosed location. 1567 00:48:16,323 --> 00:48:18,990 Spy, bad-ass style." 1568 00:48:18,882 --> 00:48:21,116 140 characters, got it in. 1569 00:48:21,026 --> 00:48:22,592 Why are you following me on Twitter still? 1570 00:48:22,530 --> 00:48:23,395 We broke up. 1571 00:48:23,361 --> 00:48:24,260 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1572 00:48:24,225 --> 00:48:25,892 We're so broken up. 1573 00:48:25,825 --> 00:48:26,824 I trusted you, Adam. 1574 00:48:26,786 --> 00:48:27,785 I trusted you! 1575 00:48:27,746 --> 00:48:28,611 All right, don't make that about trust. 1576 00:48:28,577 --> 00:48:29,409 No, no, no. -No, come on, no. 1577 00:48:29,377 --> 00:48:30,510 No, you knew. 1578 00:48:30,465 --> 00:48:32,565 You know, know, know, know, know, know, know. 1579 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,139 Hey, hey! Stop! 1580 00:48:35,104 --> 00:48:35,903 Look! 1581 00:48:35,873 --> 00:48:36,872 Listen! 1582 00:48:36,832 --> 00:48:38,265 We all know, know, know, know, know. 1583 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:39,006 OK? 1584 00:48:38,976 --> 00:48:40,176 But look. 1585 00:48:40,128 --> 00:48:41,527 We made a mistake. 1586 00:48:41,472 --> 00:48:44,073 But we're all guilty. 1587 00:48:43,968 --> 00:48:44,967 Yes. 1588 00:48:48,415 --> 00:48:49,213 Yes, yeah, yeah. 1589 00:48:49,182 --> 00:48:49,981 OK. 1590 00:48:49,951 --> 00:48:51,117 I get you, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1591 00:48:51,070 --> 00:48:52,469 All right, so what do we do now? 1592 00:48:52,414 --> 00:48:53,814 Well, we don't tell David about it. 1593 00:48:53,758 --> 00:48:54,857 That's for sure. 1594 00:48:54,814 --> 00:48:57,381 It's best that David stays out of it, right? 1595 00:48:57,278 --> 00:48:58,277 Right. 1596 00:48:58,238 --> 00:48:59,238 Yeah. 1597 00:49:04,765 --> 00:49:06,264 You guys do whatever you gotta do. 1598 00:49:06,204 --> 00:49:07,570 Excuse me, boys. 1599 00:49:07,517 --> 00:49:08,617 -Where are you going? -Barrett. 1600 00:49:08,573 --> 00:49:09,773 Barrett, where are you going? 1601 00:49:12,605 --> 00:49:13,971 Wow. 1602 00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:15,849 Stay strong, guys, you know? 1603 00:49:15,772 --> 00:49:18,373 Just... we don't need to go in there. 1604 00:49:18,268 --> 00:49:20,234 This is wrong. 1605 00:49:20,155 --> 00:49:22,155 This is so wrong. 1606 00:49:23,483 --> 00:49:24,983 Mook. 1607 00:49:24,923 --> 00:49:26,022 Barrett,. 1608 00:49:25,979 --> 00:49:28,379 I'm gonna walk over there, man, you know? 1609 00:49:28,282 --> 00:49:31,884 Just walk over there, see what happens. 1610 00:49:31,738 --> 00:49:34,038 Howie. 1611 00:49:33,945 --> 00:49:35,378 Fuckin'... Howie. 1612 00:49:47,032 --> 00:49:48,198 Hey, guys. What's up? 1613 00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:49,251 -Hey. -Hi. 1614 00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:50,508 I haven't seen you forever. How you been? 1615 00:49:51,352 --> 00:49:52,951 It's good to see you back together. 1616 00:49:52,887 --> 00:49:53,953 We're not back together. 1617 00:49:53,911 --> 00:49:54,710 We're just kinda... 1618 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,179 Nah, no, we just got drunk. 1619 00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:59,354 Yeah, I don't know if I'm... I'm ready to just 1620 00:49:59,223 --> 00:50:00,622 dive back in again, you know? 1621 00:50:04,054 --> 00:50:05,454 OK. 1622 00:50:05,398 --> 00:50:09,733 So are we back together again? 1623 00:50:09,557 --> 00:50:12,492 Well, well, well, well, well. 1624 00:50:12,373 --> 00:50:13,705 David, this isn't what it looks like. 1625 00:50:13,653 --> 00:50:15,053 Really, Howie? 1626 00:50:14,997 --> 00:50:16,830 Because it looks to me like you guys all went out last night, 1627 00:50:16,757 --> 00:50:17,956 got shit hammered, and now you're 1628 00:50:17,908 --> 00:50:19,408 eating breakfast in the same filthy clothes 1629 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:20,514 you were wearing the night before. 1630 00:50:20,467 --> 00:50:22,501 How did you... how do you know we're here? 1631 00:50:22,421 --> 00:50:25,789 Well, when you guys broke up, I got this made up. 1632 00:50:25,651 --> 00:50:28,018 Gave it to all the bars around town. 1633 00:50:27,924 --> 00:50:28,756 Really? 1634 00:50:28,723 --> 00:50:30,489 I look awesome in this photo. 1635 00:50:30,419 --> 00:50:32,119 Yeah, it's a good photo. 1636 00:50:32,051 --> 00:50:33,617 Who ratted? 1637 00:50:33,555 --> 00:50:34,921 Pretty much all of them. 1638 00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:37,567 You guys must have had a crazy night last night. 1639 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,425 And also the fact that someone texted 1640 00:50:39,347 --> 00:50:41,113 me a picture of their scrotum at 5:00 in the morning 1641 00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:42,275 didn't really help matters. 1642 00:50:42,226 --> 00:50:43,025 Whose scrotum? 1643 00:50:42,994 --> 00:50:43,826 I don't know, Mook. 1644 00:50:43,794 --> 00:50:45,227 It wasn't wearing a name tag. 1645 00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:46,435 Look, guys. 1646 00:50:46,385 --> 00:50:48,652 I understand that this is hard for you. 1647 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,027 Unfortunately, you all should have 1648 00:50:49,970 --> 00:50:51,002 been somewhere else last night. 1649 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,460 Do you just carry the breakup contract 1650 00:50:53,361 --> 00:50:54,494 around with you at all times? 1651 00:50:54,448 --> 00:50:55,247 It's weird. 1652 00:50:55,217 --> 00:50:56,216 It's really weird. 1653 00:50:56,177 --> 00:50:57,376 Well, I'm sorry, you guys. 1654 00:50:57,328 --> 00:50:59,228 But you have to say goodbye to fantasy football. 1655 00:50:59,152 --> 00:51:02,286 All money will be refunded immediately. 1656 00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:04,626 And unfortunately, since this all 1657 00:51:04,527 --> 00:51:06,594 started with a secret meeting... thanks for the tweet, 1658 00:51:06,511 --> 00:51:07,977 Barrett... two violations have occurred. 1659 00:51:07,918 --> 00:51:09,218 Come on, dude. 1660 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,901 I'm sorry to say the place on 9th Street is... is gone. 1661 00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:13,457 And I'm going to give Amanda the jack and jill 1662 00:51:13,390 --> 00:51:14,389 party she's always wanted. 1663 00:51:14,350 --> 00:51:15,582 I hate when you say those words. 1664 00:51:15,534 --> 00:51:16,333 It's discussing. 1665 00:51:16,301 --> 00:51:17,567 It's so fucking lame. 1666 00:51:17,518 --> 00:51:19,385 Stay away from each other, I'm telling you 1667 00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:21,542 guys, because if I catch you one more time, 1668 00:51:21,452 --> 00:51:23,486 you're gonna be paying for booze at my wedding, 1669 00:51:23,405 --> 00:51:25,438 and fantasy baseball will disappear. 1670 00:51:25,357 --> 00:51:27,190 You are drunk with power! 1671 00:51:27,116 --> 00:51:28,149 You have a problem! 1672 00:51:28,109 --> 00:51:29,908 Hey, David, guess what. 1673 00:51:29,835 --> 00:51:31,135 That was my scrotum! 1674 00:51:38,859 --> 00:51:40,191 Yeah. 1675 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:42,473 Heh. 1676 00:51:42,379 --> 00:51:43,979 There you go, bro. 1677 00:51:43,914 --> 00:51:46,414 Just... I'm sorry. 1678 00:51:47,082 --> 00:51:47,881 I'm sorry. 1679 00:51:47,850 --> 00:51:49,182 You-hoo-hoo. 1680 00:51:49,130 --> 00:51:51,364 I almost marked you down for too hungover to consider it. 1681 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:52,907 Very funny. 1682 00:51:52,841 --> 00:51:54,374 What happened to you last night? 1683 00:51:54,314 --> 00:51:55,613 Well, let's see. 1684 00:51:55,561 --> 00:51:57,228 I went out with some girlfriends. 1685 00:51:57,162 --> 00:52:00,696 We went drinking and dancing. 1686 00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:02,552 And I think I may have done some more drinking. 1687 00:52:02,472 --> 00:52:04,272 I'm not going to Wangers today. 1688 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,166 Yeah. 1689 00:52:05,129 --> 00:52:08,096 Hey, nobody calls it that. 1690 00:52:07,976 --> 00:52:09,142 So you're gonna take it easy? 1691 00:52:09,095 --> 00:52:10,995 Yeah, I... I want to take it easy. 1692 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,919 I could take it easy too. 1693 00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:12,879 What are we doing? 1694 00:52:14,854 --> 00:52:15,653 What are we doing? 1695 00:52:15,623 --> 00:52:16,756 Yeah, me and you. 1696 00:52:16,712 --> 00:52:18,044 We're at a park. 1697 00:52:17,990 --> 00:52:20,224 They got a lot of cool, like, trees we could lay under. 1698 00:52:20,134 --> 00:52:21,667 We could walk around. 1699 00:52:21,607 --> 00:52:23,273 We could go on... rowboats? 1700 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:24,238 They have rowboats. 1701 00:52:24,198 --> 00:52:25,364 Did you know they have rowboats here? 1702 00:52:25,318 --> 00:52:26,317 That's awesome. 1703 00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:27,310 Let's do that. 1704 00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:28,402 No. 1705 00:52:28,358 --> 00:52:29,791 Yeah, for sure. 1706 00:52:29,734 --> 00:52:32,034 We're doing it. 1707 00:52:31,941 --> 00:52:32,973 I guess it does look like fun. 1708 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:34,699 Aah, fuck! 1709 00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:36,327 Ha ha ha! 1710 00:52:36,261 --> 00:52:38,094 All right, I think it's your turn to row. 1711 00:52:38,021 --> 00:52:38,753 What? 1712 00:52:38,725 --> 00:52:40,691 We just got out here. 1713 00:52:40,612 --> 00:52:43,480 I know, but it's like it's exercise disguised as fun, 1714 00:52:43,364 --> 00:52:44,663 and I don't like that. 1715 00:52:44,612 --> 00:52:45,545 Guess what. 1716 00:52:45,508 --> 00:52:48,008 My dad is a fan of your blog. 1717 00:52:48,739 --> 00:52:50,171 Cool. You know, it's funny. 1718 00:52:50,115 --> 00:52:51,815 I think that a lot of people are actually reading 1719 00:52:51,747 --> 00:52:53,313 my stuff now because of you. 1720 00:52:53,251 --> 00:52:55,585 No, they're reading it because it's good. 1721 00:52:55,491 --> 00:52:57,124 But you have to keep updating it, 1722 00:52:57,058 --> 00:52:58,557 and then more people will read it. 1723 00:52:58,498 --> 00:53:01,433 I would, but I got... like, I'm really... I'm just so busy, 1724 00:53:01,314 --> 00:53:02,112 you know? 1725 00:53:02,081 --> 00:53:03,881 Like I got, like, work. 1726 00:53:03,809 --> 00:53:06,543 And now, um, I got this rowboat hobby that I'm doing. 1727 00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:09,201 Um, hey, why don't you break up with Justin? 1728 00:53:09,089 --> 00:53:10,321 I'm sorry, what? 1729 00:53:10,272 --> 00:53:11,672 Is it 'cause you... He's, like, the kinda 1730 00:53:11,617 --> 00:53:14,217 guy that doesn't wear a costume at a Halloween party or what? 1731 00:53:14,112 --> 00:53:16,546 No. 1732 00:53:16,448 --> 00:53:17,514 Well, kinda. 1733 00:53:17,472 --> 00:53:18,971 I don't... I don't know. 1734 00:53:18,911 --> 00:53:20,377 Maybe we could hang out sometime. 1735 00:53:20,319 --> 00:53:21,452 I mean, do you like sushi? 1736 00:53:21,408 --> 00:53:22,741 There's a really cool place that opened up. 1737 00:53:22,688 --> 00:53:25,188 I mean, I just broke up with him last week. 1738 00:53:25,087 --> 00:53:26,720 Guess somebody got you already? 1739 00:53:26,655 --> 00:53:28,054 Are you being serious right now? 1740 00:53:27,998 --> 00:53:28,997 I am. 1741 00:53:28,958 --> 00:53:31,059 I just... you know, you're single now. 1742 00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,708 And I just felt like it was probably 1743 00:53:32,638 --> 00:53:34,271 a good time to get in there. 1744 00:53:34,206 --> 00:53:35,371 Not in there. 1745 00:53:35,326 --> 00:53:36,259 Not like that. 1746 00:53:36,222 --> 00:53:37,888 But, you know. 1747 00:53:37,822 --> 00:53:40,089 Ever since I've known you, you've... you've just 1748 00:53:39,997 --> 00:53:41,129 gone from guy to guy. 1749 00:53:41,084 --> 00:53:42,017 Heh-heh. 1750 00:53:41,981 --> 00:53:42,946 I don't mean it like that. 1751 00:53:42,909 --> 00:53:44,275 That's a terrible way to say it too. 1752 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:46,320 Look, I just... it's been a long time 1753 00:53:46,236 --> 00:53:48,804 since I've done something like this in the daylight 1754 00:53:48,701 --> 00:53:50,033 and just sober. 1755 00:53:49,979 --> 00:53:51,546 I've definitely never done it in a rowboat, 1756 00:53:51,485 --> 00:53:53,385 so please cut me some slack. 1757 00:53:53,308 --> 00:53:56,175 You know, while you're not totally off base, 1758 00:53:56,059 --> 00:54:00,128 I guess I've... I've been in relationship after relationship 1759 00:53:59,963 --> 00:54:01,763 ever since college, you know? 1760 00:54:01,691 --> 00:54:03,257 And it's... it's hard to figure out who 1761 00:54:03,195 --> 00:54:05,061 you are as a whole when you've always 1762 00:54:04,986 --> 00:54:07,086 been part of something else. 1763 00:54:07,001 --> 00:54:08,735 Does that make any sense? 1764 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:09,766 Yeah. 1765 00:54:09,722 --> 00:54:11,989 I mean, it makes total sense, you know? 1766 00:54:11,898 --> 00:54:13,998 That's why I broke up with my friends. 1767 00:54:13,914 --> 00:54:15,814 With your friends? 1768 00:54:15,737 --> 00:54:18,337 It's just a stupid thing that we're doing, you know? 1769 00:54:18,232 --> 00:54:19,231 I get it. 1770 00:54:19,193 --> 00:54:20,526 That's where you're playing kickball. 1771 00:54:20,472 --> 00:54:21,538 You're on the rebound. 1772 00:54:21,497 --> 00:54:22,929 Heh-heh. 1773 00:54:22,871 --> 00:54:25,839 So listen, I... I didn't... I didn't mean to screw this up. 1774 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,921 I'm just... look, I like... I like hanging out with you. 1775 00:54:28,791 --> 00:54:31,358 And I like talking to you about stuff. 1776 00:54:31,254 --> 00:54:34,089 And I just figure, I don't know. 1777 00:54:33,975 --> 00:54:35,941 Hey, look, we're both in the same boat, right? 1778 00:54:35,863 --> 00:54:36,695 My god. 1779 00:54:36,663 --> 00:54:37,863 I know, that was super corny. 1780 00:54:37,815 --> 00:54:39,815 Even when I said it, I knew it was too much, but... 1781 00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:40,733 My god, Adam. 1782 00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:43,696 There is a guy masturbating over there! 1783 00:54:43,574 --> 00:54:44,472 Holy shit. 1784 00:54:45,269 --> 00:54:46,268 -You dropped the oars? -Paddle. 1785 00:54:46,229 --> 00:54:47,028 Paddle, paddle. 1786 00:54:49,301 --> 00:54:51,835 Hey, you guys. 1787 00:54:51,733 --> 00:54:52,665 How you doing? 1788 00:54:52,629 --> 00:54:54,196 Pretty good. 1789 00:54:54,133 --> 00:54:55,499 How are you, man? 1790 00:54:55,445 --> 00:54:57,945 I'm great. 1791 00:54:57,844 --> 00:55:00,645 You look like a cute couple. 1792 00:55:00,532 --> 00:55:02,198 How long you been together? 1793 00:55:02,131 --> 00:55:03,731 We're not really going out together, you know? 1794 00:55:03,668 --> 00:55:06,268 We just have a, um... She's not really ready. 1795 00:55:06,163 --> 00:55:07,096 She's... 1796 00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,159 I'm not... I'm not ready. 1797 00:55:08,115 --> 00:55:11,183 So, um, we can... 1798 00:55:11,059 --> 00:55:13,225 Timing is everything. 1799 00:55:13,138 --> 00:55:15,572 When I first moved out here in my 20s, 1800 00:55:15,474 --> 00:55:18,442 I wanted to go out every night and paint the town red. 1801 00:55:18,322 --> 00:55:20,789 I was dating this girl. 1802 00:55:20,690 --> 00:55:23,424 Her idea of a perfect evening was to stay home with a bottle 1803 00:55:23,313 --> 00:55:26,915 of wine, listen to Johnny Cash. 1804 00:55:26,770 --> 00:55:27,568 Now I'm older. 1805 00:55:27,536 --> 00:55:28,335 God. 1806 00:55:28,305 --> 00:55:31,139 And that's all I want to do. 1807 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:38,709 That girl... she's long gone. 1808 00:55:38,511 --> 00:55:39,591 She was the right girl. 1809 00:55:41,871 --> 00:55:42,911 Just the wrong time. 1810 00:55:48,046 --> 00:55:49,846 That's really sad, man. 1811 00:55:49,774 --> 00:55:51,307 That's sad? 1812 00:55:51,246 --> 00:55:52,679 Adam, move the boat! 1813 00:55:52,622 --> 00:55:53,988 Hey. Yeah. 1814 00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:55,166 Thanks, man. 1815 00:55:55,117 --> 00:55:56,884 So we... we probably got to get out of here, so... 1816 00:55:56,814 --> 00:55:57,613 You need a hand? 1817 00:55:57,582 --> 00:55:58,380 No, thanks. 1818 00:55:58,349 --> 00:55:59,615 No... no hands. 1819 00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:01,298 Wow, so this guy was just whacking it in plain view? 1820 00:56:01,228 --> 00:56:02,161 Tastes amazing. 1821 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:03,357 Yeah, he was just 1822 00:56:03,308 --> 00:56:06,109 standing there thumbing his dick, like, all casually 1823 00:56:05,997 --> 00:56:07,063 like he was reading a book. 1824 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:07,952 Wow. 1825 00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:09,149 You have to admire that, you know? 1826 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:10,933 Just to be so free. 1827 00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:11,659 I can't imagine. 1828 00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:12,761 I could never do that, you know? 1829 00:56:12,715 --> 00:56:13,814 And I'm engaged now. 1830 00:56:13,772 --> 00:56:15,138 That's probably one thing that I can't do. 1831 00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:17,484 You know, jerk off in public... I probably can't do that. 1832 00:56:17,387 --> 00:56:20,087 Are you nervous about the wedding, man? 1833 00:56:19,979 --> 00:56:21,612 No, not at all. 1834 00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:22,479 Why? I mean, maybe a little. 1835 00:56:22,443 --> 00:56:23,241 Why? 1836 00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:24,443 Where are you? 1837 00:56:24,394 --> 00:56:25,760 Um, I'm actually gonna pick up some food right now. 1838 00:56:25,706 --> 00:56:27,639 Do you want me to bring home dinner for you and Amanda? 1839 00:56:27,562 --> 00:56:28,528 No, no. 1840 00:56:28,489 --> 00:56:30,522 We're watching our weight. 1841 00:56:31,785 --> 00:56:34,185 And... and hey, could... could you actually not come home tonight? 1842 00:56:34,089 --> 00:56:36,656 Yeah, it's just, we could kinda use the place to ourselves... 1843 00:56:36,553 --> 00:56:37,752 Just the two of us, you know? 1844 00:56:37,704 --> 00:56:39,304 you're such a romantic. 1845 00:56:39,241 --> 00:56:40,974 Yeah, I'll just... I'll stay in my room. 1846 00:56:40,904 --> 00:56:42,203 No, seriously, man. 1847 00:56:42,152 --> 00:56:43,885 We haven't... we haven't had sex since you've moved in. 1848 00:56:43,816 --> 00:56:45,049 It's the truth. 1849 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,433 She can't do it knowing that you're in the next room. 1850 00:56:46,376 --> 00:56:47,875 So please? Just don't come home tonight. 1851 00:56:47,816 --> 00:56:49,049 Just please don't, you know? 1852 00:56:48,999 --> 00:56:50,865 Or just do something else. 1853 00:56:50,790 --> 00:56:52,190 Well, what the hell am I supposed to do? 1854 00:56:52,135 --> 00:56:53,367 I can't even hang out with anybody. 1855 00:56:53,319 --> 00:56:54,519 No, Adam. 1856 00:56:54,471 --> 00:56:55,970 You're not allowed to hang out with three guys, OK? 1857 00:56:55,911 --> 00:56:57,811 So just do something, anything, please. 1858 00:56:57,734 --> 00:56:58,833 I can't talk right now. 1859 00:56:58,791 --> 00:57:00,291 I'm in the middle of some really 1860 00:57:00,230 --> 00:57:01,329 important wedding shit, OK? 1861 00:57:01,287 --> 00:57:03,287 Babe, the rocky road one? 1862 00:57:03,206 --> 00:57:04,605 Marshmallows in cake? 1863 00:57:04,550 --> 00:57:05,416 Don't come home. 1864 00:57:05,382 --> 00:57:06,382 All right. 1865 00:57:18,372 --> 00:57:20,806 God damn! 1866 00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:22,541 Adam fucking Bomb, man. 1867 00:57:22,467 --> 00:57:24,234 It is so good to have you, man. 1868 00:57:24,164 --> 00:57:24,963 Thanks for calling. 1869 00:57:24,931 --> 00:57:26,263 Yeah, thanks for having me. 1870 00:57:26,211 --> 00:57:27,544 Hey, do you want of this? 1871 00:57:27,491 --> 00:57:28,757 No, thank you. 1872 00:57:28,707 --> 00:57:29,506 I'm good. 1873 00:57:29,475 --> 00:57:30,440 It's cocaine. 1874 00:57:30,402 --> 00:57:31,568 No, no, I definitely know what it is. 1875 00:57:31,522 --> 00:57:32,922 But I don't... -You don't do cocaine? 1876 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:34,198 You don't want some of this? -I know. 1877 00:57:34,146 --> 00:57:34,945 Shh. 1878 00:57:34,914 --> 00:57:35,846 Don't... I... I'm all good. 1879 00:57:35,809 --> 00:57:36,808 Thank you. 1880 00:57:36,770 --> 00:57:38,437 This place is fucking awesome, right? 1881 00:57:38,370 --> 00:57:39,168 Yeah, it's pretty good. 1882 00:57:39,137 --> 00:57:39,970 That's Andrea. 1883 00:57:39,938 --> 00:57:41,103 She's a model. 1884 00:57:41,056 --> 00:57:42,322 Very cool. 1885 00:57:42,273 --> 00:57:43,906 I don't know what she models, but her skin is amazing. 1886 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:44,639 Touch it. 1887 00:57:44,609 --> 00:57:45,441 No, I can see it. 1888 00:57:45,409 --> 00:57:46,375 That's... that's nice. 1889 00:57:46,337 --> 00:57:47,403 No, no, no, she doesn't mind. 1890 00:57:47,361 --> 00:57:48,593 Go ahead, touch her skin. -OK. 1891 00:57:48,544 --> 00:57:50,110 No, don't pat it. Like, touch it. 1892 00:57:50,048 --> 00:57:51,047 - Like... - Yeah, get in there. 1893 00:57:51,008 --> 00:57:52,308 Yeah. -OK. 1894 00:57:52,256 --> 00:57:53,322 OK. 1895 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,879 Honestly, after seeing someone like her, 1896 00:57:54,816 --> 00:57:57,016 I understand why you would cut somebody else's skin 1897 00:57:56,927 --> 00:57:58,293 off and wear it as your own. 1898 00:57:58,239 --> 00:57:59,305 My god! 1899 00:57:59,263 --> 00:58:00,362 No, don't worry about it, man. 1900 00:58:00,319 --> 00:58:01,352 I'm not actually gonna do that. 1901 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:02,109 Yeah, good! 1902 00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:02,878 Look, man. 1903 00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:04,180 Be fucking cool, all right? 1904 00:58:04,127 --> 00:58:05,126 This is my joint. 1905 00:58:05,087 --> 00:58:06,286 OK. 1906 00:58:06,238 --> 00:58:08,605 I'll... I'll just... I'll be calm from here on out. 1907 00:58:08,511 --> 00:58:09,644 I'm just fucking with you, man. 1908 00:58:09,598 --> 00:58:10,863 -Ha. -I got you. 1909 00:58:10,814 --> 00:58:11,747 You got me? 1910 00:58:11,710 --> 00:58:13,109 I got you, Adam Bomb, man! 1911 00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:14,020 Let's do a lap. 1912 00:58:13,982 --> 00:58:14,982 OK. 1913 00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:18,824 Just like old times, right? 1914 00:58:18,749 --> 00:58:19,949 Yeah, kinda. 1915 00:58:19,902 --> 00:58:21,301 I mean, we didn't really hang out that much, but... 1916 00:58:21,245 --> 00:58:22,644 Hey. 1917 00:58:22,589 --> 00:58:25,090 Do you remember that time senior year, Mr. York's physics class? 1918 00:58:24,989 --> 00:58:27,856 I stole that answer key, copied it, and gave it to everybody. 1919 00:58:27,740 --> 00:58:30,241 And it turns out it was from, like, three years before. 1920 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:33,875 And we all failed, and that one Asian kid killed himself? 1921 00:58:33,724 --> 00:58:34,723 Yeah. 1922 00:58:34,683 --> 00:58:36,816 I can't get that kid out of my head. 1923 00:58:36,730 --> 00:58:39,364 That kid still haunts my dreams. 1924 00:58:39,259 --> 00:58:40,959 Do you remember his name? 1925 00:58:40,890 --> 00:58:43,024 No. 1926 00:58:42,938 --> 00:58:44,270 It was Daniel Fu. 1927 00:58:44,218 --> 00:58:45,551 How do you forget that? 1928 00:58:45,498 --> 00:58:47,832 Right. 1929 00:58:47,738 --> 00:58:49,838 Do you remember his face? 1930 00:58:49,754 --> 00:58:50,586 Yeah. 1931 00:58:50,554 --> 00:58:51,553 I remember what he looked like. 1932 00:58:51,513 --> 00:58:52,779 OK. 1933 00:58:52,729 --> 00:58:53,728 I do too. 1934 00:58:53,689 --> 00:58:54,721 Daniel Fu... now I remember his name. 1935 00:58:54,681 --> 00:58:56,214 Daniel Fu. 1936 00:58:56,153 --> 00:58:57,486 God damn it, I miss high school. 1937 00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:58,999 I fucking ruled that place. 1938 00:58:58,937 --> 00:59:00,336 Yeah. 1939 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,614 This one's for you, Fu. 1940 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,320 I'll never go away. 1941 00:59:06,999 --> 00:59:09,366 Hey, bitches love dancing, right? 1942 00:59:09,271 --> 00:59:10,370 Yeah, yeah, they do. 1943 00:59:10,326 --> 00:59:11,726 Hey, here's the thing. 1944 00:59:11,671 --> 00:59:15,206 I don't want you to fuck any of these girls, all right? 1945 00:59:15,063 --> 00:59:16,863 You're definitely going to get hep C. 1946 00:59:16,791 --> 00:59:17,856 I'm just kidding. 1947 00:59:18,582 --> 00:59:20,582 You can fuck them. 1948 00:59:20,502 --> 00:59:22,035 Hep C is treatable with antibiotics. 1949 00:59:21,973 --> 00:59:23,239 Either way, you know? 1950 00:59:23,190 --> 00:59:24,389 Don't worry about it. 1951 00:59:24,341 --> 00:59:25,674 You're not going to get any ass dressed like this. 1952 00:59:25,622 --> 00:59:27,054 You look like a bag of wet sandwiches. 1953 00:59:27,765 --> 00:59:28,998 That's so rude. 1954 00:59:28,949 --> 00:59:30,382 But, it's my favorite shirt. 1955 00:59:30,325 --> 00:59:31,591 It's got a collar and everything, so. 1956 00:59:31,541 --> 00:59:32,339 Really? 1957 00:59:32,309 --> 00:59:35,377 This shirt cost $600. 1958 00:59:35,253 --> 00:59:37,987 $600, that shirt? 1959 00:59:37,876 --> 00:59:40,343 That's a... I mean, I don't even know how that could... wow, OK? 1960 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:41,043 Fuck you. 1961 00:59:41,011 --> 00:59:41,843 Yeah, that's really soft. 1962 00:59:41,811 --> 00:59:42,810 That's amazing how soft... 1963 00:59:42,771 --> 00:59:43,870 Yeah, yeah, yeah, stop touching me. 1964 00:59:43,826 --> 00:59:45,459 OK. 1965 00:59:45,395 --> 00:59:48,229 I feel like you led me to that. 1966 00:59:48,114 --> 00:59:49,981 So how are you supposed to talk to girls here? 1967 00:59:49,906 --> 00:59:51,439 It's so loud. 1968 00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:53,946 God, you're not supposed to be talking at all. 1969 00:59:53,842 --> 00:59:55,742 You just have to have well-defined cheekbones 1970 00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:56,798 and a shitload of money. 1971 00:59:57,905 --> 01:00:00,605 Or you have to play for the Lakers like that guy. 1972 01:00:00,496 --> 01:00:01,662 I don't really think that guy 1973 01:00:01,617 --> 01:00:02,616 actually plays for the Lakers. 1974 01:00:02,577 --> 01:00:04,277 He's just... maybe just a black guy 1975 01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:05,441 that bought a... a windbreaker. 1976 01:00:05,392 --> 01:00:06,592 But yeah. 1977 01:00:06,545 --> 01:00:07,610 I get what you're saying. 1978 01:00:07,568 --> 01:00:09,468 They could sure use them? 1979 01:00:09,392 --> 01:00:10,725 Yeah, true that. 1980 01:00:10,672 --> 01:00:15,275 The Lakers man... they flop worse than M. Night Shyamalan. 1981 01:00:15,088 --> 01:00:16,153 Hey, where'd you hear that? 1982 01:00:16,111 --> 01:00:16,943 I wrote that. 1983 01:00:16,911 --> 01:00:17,710 Really? 1984 01:00:17,679 --> 01:00:18,612 Yeah. 1985 01:00:18,576 --> 01:00:19,408 No shit. 1986 01:00:19,376 --> 01:00:20,842 My roommate sent me that link. 1987 01:00:20,783 --> 01:00:21,782 I should introduce you. 1988 01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:23,176 He works for Yahoo. 1989 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:24,385 They're looking for writers. 1990 01:00:24,335 --> 01:00:25,133 Really? 1991 01:00:25,102 --> 01:00:26,702 Which one's your roommate? 1992 01:00:26,638 --> 01:00:28,938 He's that old guy trying to party like he's 22. 1993 01:00:28,845 --> 01:00:32,046 Let's do some molly, motherfuckers! 1994 01:00:31,917 --> 01:00:32,716 Woo! 1995 01:00:32,685 --> 01:00:34,085 I feel amazing! 1996 01:00:34,029 --> 01:00:35,094 Hey, you know what? 1997 01:00:35,053 --> 01:00:36,119 I'll connect you guys later. 1998 01:00:36,077 --> 01:00:37,210 Don't worry about it. 1999 01:00:37,165 --> 01:00:38,264 Shit! 2000 01:00:38,221 --> 01:00:40,054 This is our song, bros! 2001 01:00:39,980 --> 01:00:40,779 Let's go, Jim. 2002 01:00:40,749 --> 01:00:41,749 Let's go! 2003 01:00:44,333 --> 01:00:45,298 God. 2004 01:00:45,259 --> 01:00:49,728 That's... that's so exhausting. 2005 01:00:49,547 --> 01:00:50,580 All right, motherfuckers. 2006 01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:51,906 It's that time o' night. 2007 01:00:51,851 --> 01:00:53,350 Hand in your credit cards. 2008 01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:54,090 What do we do? 2009 01:00:54,059 --> 01:00:55,158 We just split it up, yeah? 2010 01:00:55,115 --> 01:00:56,381 Split it... yeah, that's what we do. 2011 01:00:56,330 --> 01:00:57,162 No, bro. 2012 01:00:57,130 --> 01:00:58,430 We play credit card roulette. 2013 01:00:58,379 --> 01:01:01,847 We let the young lady to my left decide who is 2014 01:01:01,707 --> 01:01:05,075 the richest among us tonight. 2015 01:01:04,938 --> 01:01:06,971 The new guy! 2016 01:01:06,890 --> 01:01:08,456 New guy has to pay for everything! 2017 01:01:08,393 --> 01:01:09,226 Welcome to the circle! 2018 01:01:09,194 --> 01:01:10,359 -Adam Bomb! -OK. 2019 01:01:10,312 --> 01:01:11,378 All right. 2020 01:01:11,337 --> 01:01:12,737 - That can't be too bad, right? - Yeah. 2021 01:01:12,682 --> 01:01:13,981 You got to pay for, what, six bottles? 2022 01:01:13,929 --> 01:01:16,263 Yeah, 2 grand... not even. 2023 01:01:16,169 --> 01:01:18,102 2 grand? 2024 01:01:18,025 --> 01:01:18,824 You're fucking serious? 2025 01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:20,191 Bro, do me a favor. 2026 01:01:20,136 --> 01:01:21,168 Tip her well. 2027 01:01:21,128 --> 01:01:22,661 She's coming back to the after-party. 2028 01:01:22,599 --> 01:01:25,133 Let's rock and roll, my place! 2029 01:01:25,031 --> 01:01:26,464 Awesome hanging out with you, man. 2030 01:01:26,408 --> 01:01:27,240 We got to do this more. 2031 01:01:27,207 --> 01:01:28,207 Let's go. 2032 01:01:34,951 --> 01:01:37,518 So dude, thanks for giving us the place last night. 2033 01:01:37,414 --> 01:01:39,881 But Amanda came up with this amazing idea during dinner. 2034 01:01:39,782 --> 01:01:40,748 What? 2035 01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:42,109 Since we haven't had sex in so long, 2036 01:01:42,053 --> 01:01:43,820 we save ourselves for our wedding night 2037 01:01:43,749 --> 01:01:44,881 to make it more special, you know? 2038 01:01:44,837 --> 01:01:45,903 I think it's pretty cool. 2039 01:01:45,861 --> 01:01:47,060 That sounds like a terrible idea. 2040 01:01:47,013 --> 01:01:48,546 I think it's a great idea, because it's 2041 01:01:48,485 --> 01:01:50,084 like I'm a virgin again now. 2042 01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:51,019 You're not a virgin. 2043 01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:52,013 You're a dude that doesn't have sex, 2044 01:01:51,973 --> 01:01:53,072 and there's a lot of those out there. 2045 01:01:53,028 --> 01:01:54,361 All right, well, you can agree to disagree. 2046 01:01:54,309 --> 01:01:55,875 I think it's a great idea. 2047 01:01:55,812 --> 01:01:57,245 So anyway, how are you doing? 2048 01:01:57,188 --> 01:01:59,321 Well, I miss fantasy football more than I 2049 01:01:59,235 --> 01:02:00,434 miss our dead grandmother. 2050 01:02:00,388 --> 01:02:02,221 I had a nightmare the other night about a summer 2051 01:02:02,147 --> 01:02:03,347 without fantasy baseball. 2052 01:02:03,299 --> 01:02:04,498 That was terrible. 2053 01:02:04,451 --> 01:02:06,151 Other than that, I totally think that this breakup 2054 01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:07,015 was a mistake. 2055 01:02:06,979 --> 01:02:08,545 First of all, Nana would be crushed 2056 01:02:08,483 --> 01:02:09,749 if she heard you say that. 2057 01:02:09,698 --> 01:02:11,665 And the breakup was not a bad idea, OK? 2058 01:02:11,586 --> 01:02:12,585 You needed this. 2059 01:02:12,546 --> 01:02:13,478 So how are the other guys? 2060 01:02:13,442 --> 01:02:14,241 They're good. 2061 01:02:14,211 --> 01:02:15,543 They're good. 2062 01:02:15,489 --> 01:02:17,323 Barrett enrolled in a couple of night classes at USC, 2063 01:02:17,249 --> 01:02:18,081 actually. 2064 01:02:18,049 --> 01:02:19,114 He's killing it with the girls. 2065 01:02:19,073 --> 01:02:20,840 Mook calls me a lot, actually. 2066 01:02:20,769 --> 01:02:22,135 I don't know what his deal is, but he's 2067 01:02:22,081 --> 01:02:23,380 taking some sort of class. 2068 01:02:23,328 --> 01:02:24,160 I don't know. 2069 01:02:24,128 --> 01:02:25,628 He wasn't really specific. 2070 01:02:25,568 --> 01:02:27,067 Howie emailed me. 2071 01:02:27,008 --> 01:02:29,042 He got a promotion, I think, at work. 2072 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,260 And he's dating someone who's got a kid. 2073 01:02:31,167 --> 01:02:31,966 OK, great. 2074 01:02:31,936 --> 01:02:32,801 So I'm in last place. 2075 01:02:32,767 --> 01:02:35,768 Dude, this is not a race. 2076 01:02:35,647 --> 01:02:36,847 What? 2077 01:02:36,799 --> 01:02:38,165 Nothing. 2078 01:02:38,111 --> 01:02:40,044 This guy is measuring my inner thigh, and I think it moved. 2079 01:02:39,967 --> 01:02:41,033 So you're... you're gay. 2080 01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:41,789 Really? 2081 01:02:41,759 --> 01:02:42,892 I'm gay? 2082 01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:44,145 I'm in a committed relationship, and you just 2083 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:45,460 broke up with a bunch of dudes. How am I gay? 2084 01:02:45,406 --> 01:02:46,338 You're in a committed relationship, 2085 01:02:46,302 --> 01:02:47,235 but you won't have sex with a girl. 2086 01:02:47,198 --> 01:02:48,330 I'm in a committed relationship, 2087 01:02:48,285 --> 01:02:50,052 but I'm choosing not to have sex with a girl. 2088 01:02:49,982 --> 01:02:51,381 How is that gay? 2089 01:02:51,325 --> 01:02:52,124 That's actually so gay. 2090 01:02:52,094 --> 01:02:52,926 That's so gay. 2091 01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:54,327 Yeah, I totally got that, yeah. 2092 01:03:10,171 --> 01:03:12,038 I thought we were going to keep pretending 2093 01:03:11,964 --> 01:03:13,163 that exercising was fun. 2094 01:03:13,115 --> 01:03:15,882 You can't go jogging in that. 2095 01:03:15,770 --> 01:03:17,904 I honestly thought you were joking. 2096 01:03:17,819 --> 01:03:20,653 This outfit is not ironic. 2097 01:03:21,402 --> 01:03:22,602 So what are we gonna do now? 2098 01:03:24,890 --> 01:03:25,789 You know what? 2099 01:03:25,754 --> 01:03:26,853 You were right. 2100 01:03:26,810 --> 01:03:28,242 This is a way better idea than working out. 2101 01:03:28,185 --> 01:03:29,485 Yeah. 2102 01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:30,600 Stick with me, and you'll be out of shape in no time. 2103 01:03:30,553 --> 01:03:31,451 I got it, I got it! 2104 01:03:31,417 --> 01:03:32,617 Hey. 2105 01:03:32,569 --> 01:03:33,534 You all right? 2106 01:03:33,496 --> 01:03:34,536 Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 2107 01:03:42,904 --> 01:03:43,870 Adam. 2108 01:03:43,831 --> 01:03:45,297 What? 2109 01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:49,174 We should probably stop. 2110 01:03:49,015 --> 01:03:52,550 I mean, you know, we don't have to stop. 2111 01:03:52,406 --> 01:03:56,408 I just... I don't want to screw things up, you know? 2112 01:03:56,246 --> 01:03:58,213 Well, for the record, I don't think it screws things up. 2113 01:03:58,134 --> 01:04:00,467 I think it makes things way better. 2114 01:04:00,374 --> 01:04:03,876 I just... I just don't think it's the right time. 2115 01:04:03,733 --> 01:04:04,598 Really? 2116 01:04:04,565 --> 01:04:06,031 You're single for once. 2117 01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:07,906 Technically, it's like the perfect time. 2118 01:04:07,829 --> 01:04:10,997 Yeah, but it doesn't feel that way to me. 2119 01:04:10,869 --> 01:04:13,202 Can't we just, you know, continue to hang out as friends 2120 01:04:13,108 --> 01:04:15,142 and see where it goes from there? 2121 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,460 I'm just... I'm not ready for more than that. 2122 01:04:17,363 --> 01:04:18,829 Well I am. 2123 01:04:18,771 --> 01:04:20,504 Are you sure? 2124 01:04:20,435 --> 01:04:22,202 I think you need time to figure things out. 2125 01:04:22,132 --> 01:04:25,166 And I just... I just need you to give me some time too. 2126 01:04:25,043 --> 01:04:25,808 I will. 2127 01:04:25,778 --> 01:04:27,078 I... I totally will. 2128 01:04:27,027 --> 01:04:28,393 I think that time is great. 2129 01:04:28,338 --> 01:04:31,105 But I think that that thing that we just did where we kissed 2130 01:04:30,994 --> 01:04:32,694 is also awesome. 2131 01:04:32,626 --> 01:04:35,860 And I think that while we're taking that time, 2132 01:04:35,729 --> 01:04:39,431 we can continue to hang out and do cool things. 2133 01:04:39,281 --> 01:04:41,515 And every now and then, I'll kiss you, and... 2134 01:04:41,425 --> 01:04:43,858 Adam, look. 2135 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,661 I just can't be at the top of your list right now. 2136 01:04:46,544 --> 01:04:48,711 I'm... I'm sorry, but that's where I'm at. 2137 01:04:51,759 --> 01:04:52,725 Well, it's not where I'm at. 2138 01:04:52,688 --> 01:04:53,768 I want more than that. 2139 01:05:09,006 --> 01:05:09,805 Hey, Adam. 2140 01:05:09,774 --> 01:05:10,873 Sorry to bother you. 2141 01:05:10,829 --> 01:05:12,328 But I was thinking about putting together 2142 01:05:12,269 --> 01:05:14,736 a presentation regarding the NNL's ability to... 2143 01:05:14,637 --> 01:05:16,537 I'm in love. 2144 01:05:16,460 --> 01:05:17,693 Dude, her name is Stephanie. 2145 01:05:17,645 --> 01:05:19,178 And I know we're not supposed to say anything, 2146 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:20,448 but I had to tell somebody. 2147 01:05:20,396 --> 01:05:21,195 Wow. 2148 01:05:21,164 --> 01:05:22,263 Where'd you meet her? 2149 01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:25,421 Just this class where we learn things. 2150 01:05:25,291 --> 01:05:26,858 You know, books and shit. 2151 01:05:26,796 --> 01:05:28,429 Anyway you'll get to meet her at David's 2152 01:05:28,364 --> 01:05:29,796 stupid jack and jill party. 2153 01:05:29,738 --> 01:05:30,537 Yeah, cool. 2154 01:05:30,507 --> 01:05:31,640 I'll get to meet your girl. 2155 01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,328 I'll get to meet Howie's girl and maybe her kid. 2156 01:05:33,259 --> 01:05:35,059 I'll get to meet, Barrett's girls. 2157 01:05:34,987 --> 01:05:36,219 I'll sure he'll have a few hot coeds, 2158 01:05:36,170 --> 01:05:37,303 'cause he's the big man on campus. 2159 01:05:37,259 --> 01:05:39,225 It'll be a fucking great night for me. 2160 01:05:39,146 --> 01:05:40,245 Dude, are you doing all right? 2161 01:05:40,202 --> 01:05:41,235 Yeah, I'm great. 2162 01:05:41,194 --> 01:05:41,992 Never been better. 2163 01:05:41,961 --> 01:05:42,860 I still don't have a girl. 2164 01:05:42,826 --> 01:05:43,859 I'm broke as shit. 2165 01:05:43,817 --> 01:05:45,583 I'm sleeping on a pull-out mattress. 2166 01:05:45,513 --> 01:05:46,879 And at any given moment, I'm worried 2167 01:05:46,825 --> 01:05:49,426 that a condom broke and I might have a litter of tiger cubs. 2168 01:05:49,321 --> 01:05:51,688 I don't know what that last part means. 2169 01:05:51,593 --> 01:05:52,725 But it can't be all bad. 2170 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,347 No, no, no, no, no, it's not. 2171 01:05:54,281 --> 01:05:58,683 A guy at Yahoo who happens to be a raging fucking coke head 2172 01:05:58,504 --> 01:06:01,205 told me he might read an article I wrote on the 49ers. 2173 01:06:01,096 --> 01:06:01,928 Hey, Adam. 2174 01:06:01,896 --> 01:06:03,262 I just have a quick question. 2175 01:06:03,207 --> 01:06:04,673 Hey, Jamie, what's up? 2176 01:06:04,615 --> 01:06:05,614 Yeah, listen. 2177 01:06:05,575 --> 01:06:07,141 Barrett's just an enigma of the man, 2178 01:06:07,078 --> 01:06:08,277 and he's playing hard to get. 2179 01:06:09,287 --> 01:06:10,886 I knew it. 2180 01:06:10,822 --> 01:06:13,189 I was totally gonna tell you that. 2181 01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:14,026 Shit. 2182 01:06:13,990 --> 01:06:15,223 Hey, Mr. Richtman. 2183 01:06:15,174 --> 01:06:15,973 What is this? 2184 01:06:15,942 --> 01:06:16,941 Yeah, I know. 2185 01:06:16,902 --> 01:06:17,867 Look, I want to apologize about that. 2186 01:06:17,829 --> 01:06:18,762 I know I left that in there. 2187 01:06:18,726 --> 01:06:20,159 This is really good. 2188 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:20,899 You wrote this? 2189 01:06:20,869 --> 01:06:21,701 Yeah. 2190 01:06:21,669 --> 01:06:23,403 I had no idea you were a writer. 2191 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:24,298 I want to read more. 2192 01:06:24,261 --> 01:06:26,061 Where are the articles on lacrosse? 2193 01:06:25,988 --> 01:06:27,454 Well, there aren't any. 2194 01:06:27,397 --> 01:06:29,464 Nobody cares about lacrosse. 2195 01:06:29,380 --> 01:06:30,579 What? 2196 01:06:30,532 --> 01:06:31,798 You've been here longer than I have. 2197 01:06:31,748 --> 01:06:32,847 I thought you loved lacrosse. 2198 01:06:32,804 --> 01:06:33,603 Me? 2199 01:06:33,572 --> 01:06:34,804 No. 2200 01:06:34,755 --> 01:06:36,088 Honestly, I thought you were the only one around here 2201 01:06:36,036 --> 01:06:37,269 that cared about lacrosse? 2202 01:06:37,219 --> 01:06:39,319 What are you doing here if you don't like lacrosse? 2203 01:06:39,236 --> 01:06:40,235 I don't know. 2204 01:06:40,195 --> 01:06:41,828 It's my job. 2205 01:06:41,763 --> 01:06:43,863 No. 2206 01:06:43,779 --> 01:06:47,948 You're talking to me like a guy who wants me to fire him. 2207 01:06:47,779 --> 01:06:51,414 No, I... I think that that is maybe what I want. 2208 01:06:51,266 --> 01:06:52,532 Actually, no. 2209 01:06:52,482 --> 01:06:53,814 I... look, I don't want to get fired. 2210 01:06:53,761 --> 01:06:54,560 Don't fire me. 2211 01:06:54,529 --> 01:06:55,528 OK. 2212 01:06:55,489 --> 01:06:56,989 Good, I've never fired anybody before. 2213 01:06:56,929 --> 01:06:58,528 I mean, if I were you, I would fire me. 2214 01:06:58,465 --> 01:07:00,465 I mean, you know how long it took me to do my work today? 2215 01:07:00,385 --> 01:07:01,885 A full day's work, I did it in a half an hour, 2216 01:07:01,824 --> 01:07:02,923 and I wasn't even trying. 2217 01:07:02,881 --> 01:07:04,514 -How is it even possible? -I don't know. 2218 01:07:04,449 --> 01:07:05,481 It's just so easy. I mean... 2219 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:06,406 All right, wait. I'm confused. 2220 01:07:06,368 --> 01:07:08,301 Do you want me to fire you or not? 2221 01:07:08,224 --> 01:07:09,323 No, I don't want you to fire me. 2222 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,780 I just... I don't want to lose that too. 2223 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,319 That's my job. -Good. 2224 01:07:12,255 --> 01:07:13,454 All right, so I'm not firing you. 2225 01:07:13,406 --> 01:07:14,439 OK. 2226 01:07:14,399 --> 01:07:15,164 Why not? 2227 01:07:16,030 --> 01:07:18,464 Look, I just... You want somebody 2228 01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:19,333 that wants to be here, right? 2229 01:07:19,294 --> 01:07:20,927 And I don't want to be here. 2230 01:07:20,863 --> 01:07:22,796 I mean, I have to move on with my life. 2231 01:07:24,573 --> 01:07:25,773 But seriously, don't fire me. 2232 01:07:25,726 --> 01:07:26,925 I don't want to get fired. 2233 01:07:26,877 --> 01:07:28,276 God. 2234 01:07:28,221 --> 01:07:30,154 All right, Adam. 2235 01:07:30,076 --> 01:07:30,875 You're fired. 2236 01:07:30,845 --> 01:07:32,211 I'm coming with ya! 2237 01:07:32,157 --> 01:07:33,290 Mook, hold on. 2238 01:07:33,245 --> 01:07:34,077 No. 2239 01:07:34,045 --> 01:07:37,246 Just... it's against the rules. 2240 01:07:39,324 --> 01:07:41,958 Wow, this is emotional. 2241 01:07:41,851 --> 01:07:43,284 Come on. 2242 01:07:43,228 --> 01:07:45,762 No, I just never fired a guy before. 2243 01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:46,993 OK. 2244 01:07:46,939 --> 01:07:48,271 Are we good? 2245 01:07:48,219 --> 01:07:49,819 -Yeah, we're good. -OK. 2246 01:07:49,755 --> 01:07:50,921 You're still fired and we're good? 2247 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:53,709 I'm fired and it's all good. 2248 01:07:53,595 --> 01:07:55,128 Great. 2249 01:07:55,066 --> 01:07:56,932 That felt good. 2250 01:07:56,858 --> 01:07:58,391 Who's next? 2251 01:07:58,330 --> 01:08:00,063 Lyle, meet me in my office. 2252 01:08:04,441 --> 01:08:05,741 Mook, you bring a plant and a keyboard? 2253 01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:07,556 Really? 2254 01:08:08,666 --> 01:08:10,299 We were gonna... You were gonna talk first. 2255 01:08:10,233 --> 01:08:10,898 - Yeah. - Yeah. 2256 01:08:10,873 --> 01:08:11,839 Yeah. 2257 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,232 I'm sorry. 2258 01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:15,443 They're all sitting in a circle, and they're looking at us. 2259 01:08:15,352 --> 01:08:16,285 Um. 2260 01:08:16,249 --> 01:08:17,047 Hi. 2261 01:08:17,016 --> 01:08:18,216 Hello, everyone. 2262 01:08:18,168 --> 01:08:22,370 Thank you for coming to our jack and jill party. 2263 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,266 I'm Jack, heh-heh. 2264 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:25,549 Jill. 2265 01:08:25,494 --> 01:08:28,262 We have a lot of really fun games that we're going to play. 2266 01:08:28,151 --> 01:08:29,450 Don't we, David? 2267 01:08:29,398 --> 01:08:30,197 Yes. 2268 01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:30,965 Yes, we do. 2269 01:08:30,935 --> 01:08:33,068 Um, we have Dirty Taboo. 2270 01:08:32,982 --> 01:08:37,485 We have, um, Truth or Dare Jenga, which should be fun. 2271 01:08:37,301 --> 01:08:41,903 Um, we also have Naughty Pictionary. 2272 01:08:41,717 --> 01:08:43,417 We have Uno, which is just a great game. 2273 01:08:43,349 --> 01:08:45,015 Heh. 2274 01:08:44,949 --> 01:08:47,083 Dominoes, where we could just kinda 2275 01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:51,399 line them up and see what, you know, we could flick them. 2276 01:08:51,219 --> 01:08:52,219 What the fuck? 2277 01:08:54,515 --> 01:08:56,749 I think this was a pretty bad idea. 2278 01:08:56,659 --> 01:08:58,725 You guys, you look totally miserable. 2279 01:08:58,643 --> 01:08:59,442 Are you? 2280 01:09:03,219 --> 01:09:04,518 OK. 2281 01:09:04,467 --> 01:09:05,600 New plan. 2282 01:09:05,555 --> 01:09:08,756 Ladies, you guys all come with me. 2283 01:09:08,626 --> 01:09:09,825 We're going to go to a club. 2284 01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:10,543 OK? 2285 01:09:10,513 --> 01:09:12,246 Guys, you stay here. 2286 01:09:12,177 --> 01:09:14,311 Have your bachelor party. 2287 01:09:14,225 --> 01:09:15,124 Get crazy. 2288 01:09:15,090 --> 01:09:15,922 Do what you do. 2289 01:09:15,889 --> 01:09:17,155 I don't need to know about it. 2290 01:09:17,105 --> 01:09:18,037 How does that sound? 2291 01:09:20,368 --> 01:09:21,801 That sounds great, babe. 2292 01:09:24,815 --> 01:09:25,614 Hey, babe? 2293 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:28,047 You fuck a stripper, I kill you. 2294 01:09:27,984 --> 01:09:28,949 OK? 2295 01:09:29,679 --> 01:09:31,379 OK. 2296 01:09:36,078 --> 01:09:38,545 Man, it's so good that those girls are gone. 2297 01:09:38,446 --> 01:09:39,979 It's been a long time since we've done this. 2298 01:09:39,918 --> 01:09:41,351 - We needed it. - Hey, hey, hey! 2299 01:09:41,294 --> 01:09:43,261 Hey, look at me! 2300 01:09:43,182 --> 01:09:46,316 Looks like I'm going to be the robe guy of this party? 2301 01:09:46,190 --> 01:09:47,356 Any objections? 2302 01:09:47,309 --> 01:09:48,942 Maybe a couple. 2303 01:09:48,878 --> 01:09:50,044 Any luck? 2304 01:09:49,997 --> 01:09:51,630 I don't need luck, my friend. 2305 01:09:51,565 --> 01:09:54,099 I got a little thing called technology. 2306 01:09:53,997 --> 01:09:57,665 I just found this app, ordered two strippers. 2307 01:09:57,517 --> 01:09:58,483 You got strippers coming? 2308 01:09:58,444 --> 01:10:00,077 Yeah. 2309 01:10:00,013 --> 01:10:02,179 They're... 2310 01:10:02,091 --> 01:10:03,357 Wow, that dude is the saddest thing 2311 01:10:03,307 --> 01:10:04,340 I've ever seen in my life. 2312 01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,734 Let me put on some stripper music, yo! 2313 01:10:06,635 --> 01:10:08,568 Yeah! 2314 01:10:08,492 --> 01:10:09,591 Bam. 2315 01:10:09,547 --> 01:10:10,513 Yeah. 2316 01:10:11,243 --> 01:10:12,042 OK. 2317 01:10:12,010 --> 01:10:12,976 The strippers are here. 2318 01:10:12,939 --> 01:10:13,838 Everybody sit down. 2319 01:10:13,803 --> 01:10:15,169 Sit down, sit down, sit down. 2320 01:10:15,114 --> 01:10:16,480 Come on, come on. Get on the couch! 2321 01:10:16,427 --> 01:10:17,326 Get on the couch! 2322 01:10:17,290 --> 01:10:18,289 And keep it together. 2323 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:19,015 Keep it cool. 2324 01:10:18,986 --> 01:10:19,885 Do not embarrass me. 2325 01:10:19,850 --> 01:10:20,649 Chill. 2326 01:10:20,618 --> 01:10:21,483 Chill out. 2327 01:10:21,449 --> 01:10:22,682 Sorry I yelled. Let's have fun. 2328 01:10:22,634 --> 01:10:23,700 All right. 2329 01:10:23,657 --> 01:10:26,658 Just one second! 2330 01:10:26,537 --> 01:10:28,403 Hi, I love your beard. 2331 01:10:28,328 --> 01:10:29,127 Heh-heh. 2332 01:10:29,096 --> 01:10:30,095 Hey. 2333 01:10:36,264 --> 01:10:37,263 That's the guy! 2334 01:10:37,223 --> 01:10:38,723 That's the bachelor! 2335 01:10:38,664 --> 01:10:40,363 All right, that's me. 2336 01:10:40,295 --> 01:10:41,094 Anyway... 2337 01:10:41,063 --> 01:10:44,031 All right. 2338 01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:44,910 Yeah, OK. 2339 01:10:44,871 --> 01:10:46,070 Yeah! 2340 01:10:46,023 --> 01:10:47,023 Wow. 2341 01:10:49,606 --> 01:10:51,005 Heh-heh. 2342 01:10:50,949 --> 01:10:51,748 What? 2343 01:10:51,718 --> 01:10:52,650 Um... 2344 01:10:52,614 --> 01:10:54,014 - Whoa. - OK. 2345 01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:54,757 Hold on. 2346 01:10:54,726 --> 01:10:56,392 Is... is everything OK? 2347 01:10:56,325 --> 01:10:57,457 Hey, she's crying. 2348 01:10:57,413 --> 01:10:58,613 Yeah, yeah yeah, sorry. 2349 01:10:58,566 --> 01:10:59,998 He just gets really nervous before a gang bang. 2350 01:11:01,988 --> 01:11:03,721 That's not what this is. 2351 01:11:03,653 --> 01:11:06,621 We can try it. 2352 01:11:06,501 --> 01:11:07,299 Or not. 2353 01:11:07,268 --> 01:11:08,134 Whatever. 2354 01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:09,566 What you guys want. 2355 01:11:09,508 --> 01:11:12,109 Gang bang, no gang bang, I'm here to support. 2356 01:11:12,004 --> 01:11:13,203 You girls on Linkedln? 2357 01:11:13,155 --> 01:11:14,221 Excuse me, stripper? 2358 01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:17,614 We're not at all interested in a gang bang. 2359 01:11:17,475 --> 01:11:20,643 We're just looking for some innocent bachelor party fun 2360 01:11:20,515 --> 01:11:21,781 here, OK? 2361 01:11:21,730 --> 01:11:25,165 Maybe a little girl on girl if things get crazy. 2362 01:11:25,026 --> 01:11:26,926 We're not lesbian, you perverts. 2363 01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:28,249 How are we the perverts here? 2364 01:11:28,194 --> 01:11:29,660 Everyone, shut up. 2365 01:11:29,602 --> 01:11:30,668 You, bachelor. 2366 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:32,992 It's $100 for handjobs, 250 for blowjobs, 2367 01:11:32,897 --> 01:11:34,797 and 500 to put it anywhere you want. 2368 01:11:34,721 --> 01:11:36,821 Well, almost anywhere. 2369 01:11:36,737 --> 01:11:38,604 The back door's always open, but the front door's closed 2370 01:11:38,529 --> 01:11:39,594 due to monthly maintenance. 2371 01:11:39,552 --> 01:11:40,685 - No! - No! 2372 01:11:40,641 --> 01:11:42,407 Unless you're into it, then it's double. 2373 01:11:42,336 --> 01:11:43,302 Double? 2374 01:11:43,265 --> 01:11:44,297 I don't think you understand. 2375 01:11:44,255 --> 01:11:45,721 We're not really hooker guys. 2376 01:11:45,664 --> 01:11:47,664 OK, well, we're really hookers. 2377 01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:48,849 All right, sweetie, look. 2378 01:11:48,799 --> 01:11:53,001 On this app, on this app, it says in the description 2379 01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:53,896 "exotic dancers." 2380 01:11:53,855 --> 01:11:55,088 OK. 2381 01:11:55,038 --> 01:11:57,905 Well, that's because... That's because we can't say 2382 01:11:57,790 --> 01:12:00,224 that we fuck for money, retard. 2383 01:12:00,126 --> 01:12:02,760 You are a very immature prostitute. 2384 01:12:02,654 --> 01:12:04,454 Really, senator? 2385 01:12:04,382 --> 01:12:05,881 You're really immature yourself. 2386 01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:06,988 You know what? 2387 01:12:06,941 --> 01:12:08,474 We came all the way down here, and we're not 2388 01:12:08,413 --> 01:12:10,613 leaving until we get paid, OK? 2389 01:12:10,525 --> 01:12:11,758 So who's ready to fucking party? 2390 01:12:11,708 --> 01:12:12,840 No, not like that. 2391 01:12:12,796 --> 01:12:13,595 The brown guy? 2392 01:12:13,565 --> 01:12:15,298 You want to party? 2393 01:12:15,228 --> 01:12:18,062 How much is it for her to stop crying and for both of you 2394 01:12:17,947 --> 01:12:18,746 to go home? 2395 01:12:20,091 --> 01:12:21,057 $300. 2396 01:12:21,020 --> 01:12:23,387 That's a ripoff, man. 2397 01:12:23,292 --> 01:12:24,457 How much for a handjob? 2398 01:12:24,411 --> 01:12:25,210 Yes! 2399 01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:26,846 Pussypop is back! 2400 01:12:29,531 --> 01:12:30,997 See this? 2401 01:12:30,939 --> 01:12:32,372 Soak it in. 2402 01:12:32,314 --> 01:12:33,780 That's your future. 2403 01:12:33,723 --> 01:12:35,857 Nobody likes strippers more than married dudes. 2404 01:12:35,771 --> 01:12:37,370 Hell, is this one crying? 2405 01:12:37,305 --> 01:12:38,404 Well, shit. 2406 01:12:38,361 --> 01:12:40,595 I got some I'm into cry and not cry, cry, 2407 01:12:40,505 --> 01:12:43,139 cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. 2408 01:12:43,033 --> 01:12:43,832 Cry! 2409 01:12:43,801 --> 01:12:45,767 Ha ha! 2410 01:12:45,688 --> 01:12:48,155 Yeah! 2411 01:12:48,056 --> 01:12:49,256 Why aren't you crying? 2412 01:12:49,209 --> 01:12:51,042 Hey, guys. 2413 01:12:50,968 --> 01:12:52,134 Let's get the fuck out of here. 2414 01:12:55,192 --> 01:12:56,024 Hey, yeah. 2415 01:12:55,992 --> 01:12:56,958 You know what? 2416 01:12:56,919 --> 01:12:58,218 Hey, forget that jack and jill party. 2417 01:12:58,167 --> 01:12:59,700 That was way better than that, man. 2418 01:12:59,639 --> 01:13:00,438 Where's David? 2419 01:13:01,463 --> 01:13:03,396 I think he's puking with Pussypop somewhere. 2420 01:13:03,319 --> 01:13:05,353 Where... where we going to take him next? 2421 01:13:05,271 --> 01:13:06,470 Let's go to Jumbo's, man. 2422 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,222 Ooh! 2423 01:13:07,191 --> 01:13:08,223 Get him a lap dance. 2424 01:13:08,182 --> 01:13:09,448 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 2425 01:13:09,398 --> 01:13:12,232 Deb says that her and the girls are at Poubelle. 2426 01:13:12,118 --> 01:13:13,284 Let's just do that then. 2427 01:13:13,237 --> 01:13:14,636 Whoa, no way. Fuck that. 2428 01:13:14,581 --> 01:13:15,914 This is our night, dude. 2429 01:13:15,861 --> 01:13:18,361 But dude, you know, I'd really like you to meet Deb, 2430 01:13:18,261 --> 01:13:19,060 get to know her. 2431 01:13:19,028 --> 01:13:21,495 Ha-ha, who cares about Deb? 2432 01:13:21,396 --> 01:13:22,996 -Well, I care about Deb. -No, I know. 2433 01:13:22,933 --> 01:13:24,433 I'm not... I don't mean it like that. 2434 01:13:24,372 --> 01:13:25,904 I'm just saying, you know, OK. 2435 01:13:25,844 --> 01:13:26,777 Hey, look. 2436 01:13:26,741 --> 01:13:28,040 I'm going to stop right here. 2437 01:13:27,988 --> 01:13:29,054 Stop it. -What? 2438 01:13:29,012 --> 01:13:29,744 -Stop. -Stopping? 2439 01:13:29,715 --> 01:13:30,547 Stop. 2440 01:13:30,515 --> 01:13:31,347 OK. 2441 01:13:31,316 --> 01:13:35,285 I was going to wait to do this. 2442 01:13:35,124 --> 01:13:36,757 But fuck it, OK? 2443 01:13:39,090 --> 01:13:39,889 What is that? 2444 01:13:39,859 --> 01:13:41,258 What... what are those? 2445 01:13:41,202 --> 01:13:44,737 These are the keys to David's place, the place 2446 01:13:44,594 --> 01:13:46,127 that David was talking about. 2447 01:13:46,066 --> 01:13:47,899 I went down, and I convinced them 2448 01:13:47,825 --> 01:13:49,492 to let me make a deposit on it. 2449 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,725 This place is ours. 2450 01:13:51,634 --> 01:13:54,068 Dude. 2451 01:13:53,969 --> 01:13:55,168 You really did that? 2452 01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:57,387 I mean, that's... That's really cool. 2453 01:13:57,297 --> 01:14:03,067 But I've been actually saving up money to get my own place, 2454 01:14:02,832 --> 01:14:04,232 like a condo or something. 2455 01:14:06,352 --> 01:14:07,351 Howard, man. 2456 01:14:07,312 --> 01:14:08,978 Are you being responsible, Howard? 2457 01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:10,310 That is his name. 2458 01:14:10,255 --> 01:14:12,823 If you're responsible, you have to use your full name, Howard. 2459 01:14:12,719 --> 01:14:13,718 I don't know either. 2460 01:14:13,679 --> 01:14:16,112 I'm... I kinda like staying on campus. 2461 01:14:16,014 --> 01:14:18,148 I'm thinking about getting my master's, 2462 01:14:18,062 --> 01:14:19,294 maybe becoming a professor. 2463 01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:20,079 That's awesome. 2464 01:14:20,046 --> 01:14:21,512 You're gonna make a difference. 2465 01:14:21,454 --> 01:14:23,287 Yeah, maybe. 2466 01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:24,612 And I also get to hang around college 2467 01:14:24,557 --> 01:14:25,656 girls for the rest of my life. 2468 01:14:25,612 --> 01:14:27,179 So it's kinda like a no-brainer, you know? 2469 01:14:27,118 --> 01:14:29,151 What's your excuse, Mook? 2470 01:14:29,069 --> 01:14:31,202 I don't think the time is right. 2471 01:14:31,116 --> 01:14:33,216 You don't think it's the right time. 2472 01:14:33,132 --> 01:14:34,132 Ha. 2473 01:14:37,131 --> 01:14:38,291 Are you guys being serious? 2474 01:14:43,051 --> 01:14:45,652 You guys... you don't want to live together anymore? 2475 01:14:49,643 --> 01:14:51,042 It's over? 2476 01:14:50,986 --> 01:14:54,688 No, we're almost contractually allowed to hang out again soon. 2477 01:14:54,538 --> 01:14:57,505 Yeah, but it was supposed to go back to the way 2478 01:14:57,385 --> 01:15:00,019 that things were. 2479 01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:01,780 To be honest, man, I really want to go 2480 01:15:01,705 --> 01:15:02,971 back to the way things were. 2481 01:15:02,921 --> 01:15:05,722 I like how things are now. 2482 01:15:05,609 --> 01:15:06,941 Yeah. 2483 01:15:06,888 --> 01:15:07,888 Same. 2484 01:15:13,288 --> 01:15:14,720 I feel like a big asshole right now. 2485 01:15:14,663 --> 01:15:15,963 -No, Adam, come on. -No, no. 2486 01:15:15,911 --> 01:15:16,943 Hey, come on. Look. 2487 01:15:16,903 --> 01:15:18,336 That's not the way it is, man. 2488 01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:21,848 I mean, the breakup actually worked for all of us. 2489 01:15:21,702 --> 01:15:23,735 Yeah, for you, man. 2490 01:15:23,654 --> 01:15:25,521 For you. 2491 01:15:25,446 --> 01:15:26,278 I didn't work for me. 2492 01:15:26,246 --> 01:15:27,045 I lost. 2493 01:15:27,014 --> 01:15:28,747 I fucked it all up. 2494 01:15:28,678 --> 01:15:32,647 And I tried to do this shit, and I just fucked it all up. 2495 01:15:32,485 --> 01:15:33,884 Isn't not going to be the way it was. 2496 01:15:33,829 --> 01:15:35,562 We can't just go back. 2497 01:15:35,493 --> 01:15:37,360 Why bother? 2498 01:15:37,286 --> 01:15:38,652 Hey, hey. 2499 01:15:38,597 --> 01:15:39,462 Where are you going? 2500 01:15:39,428 --> 01:15:40,260 I don't know. 2501 01:15:40,229 --> 01:15:41,495 I don't know where I'm going. 2502 01:15:41,444 --> 01:15:44,212 But I'm telling you, I fucked it up, and I don't know. 2503 01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:45,599 OK? 2504 01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:47,173 So you... you guys, good. 2505 01:15:47,107 --> 01:15:48,306 You're better off without me. 2506 01:15:48,259 --> 01:15:50,660 And I'm going to go be better off without you. 2507 01:15:50,564 --> 01:15:53,565 That's not cool, bro. 2508 01:15:53,443 --> 01:15:54,642 It's not how it is. 2509 01:17:52,469 --> 01:17:53,668 Shit. 2510 01:17:53,621 --> 01:17:54,954 Shit. 2511 01:17:54,901 --> 01:17:57,435 I can't... I can't find that bag... that... that little bag 2512 01:17:57,334 --> 01:17:59,200 had the... the cufflinks in it. 2513 01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:00,458 I hate that bag, you know what I mean? 2514 01:18:00,404 --> 01:18:01,736 It's the worst bag in the world. 2515 01:18:01,684 --> 01:18:02,617 It's like, I had it. 2516 01:18:02,581 --> 01:18:04,948 I had the bag at the rehearsal. 2517 01:18:04,852 --> 01:18:06,084 I definitely had it at the rehearsal. 2518 01:18:06,035 --> 01:18:08,035 I mean, is it so hard to make a fucking shirt 2519 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:09,321 with black buttons already on it. 2520 01:18:09,267 --> 01:18:10,133 Relax. I'll go get the bag. 2521 01:18:10,099 --> 01:18:11,231 It's cool. 2522 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:12,520 Seriously, it's a man's wedding day, you know? 2523 01:18:12,467 --> 01:18:14,200 You would think that the last thing would be on his mind 2524 01:18:14,131 --> 01:18:15,130 are the fucking black buttons. 2525 01:18:15,090 --> 01:18:18,024 David, sit down. 2526 01:18:17,906 --> 01:18:19,206 It's like, I can't wear white buttons. 2527 01:18:19,155 --> 01:18:20,621 Amanda will kill me... -Right, I know. 2528 01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:21,828 you know, let alone marry me. 2529 01:18:21,778 --> 01:18:22,777 She might just kill me in front of her whole family. 2530 01:18:22,738 --> 01:18:23,803 I hear you, OK? 2531 01:18:23,761 --> 01:18:25,895 Yeah, we're doing it. 2532 01:18:25,809 --> 01:18:26,908 Jack Daniel's. 2533 01:18:26,865 --> 01:18:27,664 Hey. 2534 01:18:27,634 --> 01:18:29,067 Hey, what up, man? 2535 01:18:30,385 --> 01:18:32,752 Um, are you... you're sure you need that bag now? 2536 01:18:32,656 --> 01:18:34,056 Because you look... I mean, you just look 2537 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:34,999 great just looking at you now. 2538 01:18:34,961 --> 01:18:36,727 Yeah. 2539 01:18:36,656 --> 01:18:37,588 Yes, I need the b... why? 2540 01:18:37,552 --> 01:18:39,419 What's going on? 2541 01:18:39,343 --> 01:18:42,211 Um, the guys are out there. 2542 01:18:42,097 --> 01:18:43,763 And it's just weird. 2543 01:18:43,696 --> 01:18:46,263 I... I haven't talked to them, you know, since the thing or... 2544 01:18:46,159 --> 01:18:48,326 Adam, it's my wedding day. 2545 01:18:48,239 --> 01:18:49,405 Swallow your pride. 2546 01:18:49,359 --> 01:18:51,192 Make nice-nice with your fucking friends. 2547 01:18:51,118 --> 01:18:54,152 And get me that fucking bag! 2548 01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:55,530 Just give me the fucking bag! 2549 01:18:55,471 --> 01:18:56,270 You nervous? 2550 01:18:56,238 --> 01:18:57,170 I just want to die. 2551 01:18:57,134 --> 01:18:59,935 Here. 2552 01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:01,621 Here, here. 2553 01:19:01,549 --> 01:19:02,348 Just... just drink. 2554 01:19:02,317 --> 01:19:05,585 I'm gonna die a virgin. 2555 01:19:15,979 --> 01:19:17,445 It's really happening? 2556 01:19:17,388 --> 01:19:19,989 Yeah, it really is. 2557 01:19:19,884 --> 01:19:22,618 No, I... I don't know if this is the best time to bring this up. 2558 01:19:22,507 --> 01:19:26,509 I've been meaning to apologize to you. 2559 01:19:26,347 --> 01:19:31,984 You know, I... I probably wasn't the best boyfriend. 2560 01:19:31,755 --> 01:19:33,388 Adam, it's fine. 2561 01:19:33,322 --> 01:19:34,521 Honestly. 2562 01:19:34,474 --> 01:19:36,641 Everything worked out the way it was supposed to. 2563 01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:37,554 We're good. 2564 01:19:44,872 --> 01:19:45,804 - Prick. - Hey. 2565 01:19:45,768 --> 01:19:46,600 I know. 2566 01:19:46,567 --> 01:19:48,033 I'm just... I'm sorry kind of. 2567 01:19:58,279 --> 01:19:59,344 Whoa, hey. What's up? 2568 01:19:59,303 --> 01:20:00,102 Hey. 2569 01:20:00,071 --> 01:20:00,870 What's up, man? 2570 01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:01,737 How are you, man? 2571 01:20:01,703 --> 01:20:02,635 - It's been so long. - Man. 2572 01:20:02,599 --> 01:20:03,398 I haven't seen you. 2573 01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:04,365 Yeah, hey. 2574 01:20:04,326 --> 01:20:05,625 Yeah, I heard... I read on your blog 2575 01:20:05,574 --> 01:20:07,140 that you're writing for Yahoo now? 2576 01:20:07,077 --> 01:20:08,343 Yeah, Yahoo. 2577 01:20:08,294 --> 01:20:09,994 Yeah, well, I mean, you know, I'm a freelance writer. 2578 01:20:09,925 --> 01:20:11,792 But, there's a shot that might bump me up to staff. 2579 01:20:11,717 --> 01:20:12,515 So good to hear. 2580 01:20:12,485 --> 01:20:13,785 How are you doing? 2581 01:20:13,734 --> 01:20:15,433 Good, man. 2582 01:20:15,364 --> 01:20:16,564 Good. 2583 01:20:16,517 --> 01:20:20,485 It's been slightly, like, weird without you guys. 2584 01:20:20,324 --> 01:20:21,357 Wrote a lot of books. 2585 01:20:22,277 --> 01:20:23,843 Went on a lot of pub crawls on my own. 2586 01:20:23,780 --> 01:20:24,846 No way. 2587 01:20:24,804 --> 01:20:27,070 Got really into Chris Isaak for a while. 2588 01:20:26,979 --> 01:20:28,946 One day, I was just like, let's just see how 2589 01:20:28,867 --> 01:20:29,933 many times I can masturbate. 2590 01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:30,723 No way. 2591 01:20:30,691 --> 01:20:32,324 Can you check and see the guys? 2592 01:20:32,259 --> 01:20:34,259 11. 2593 01:20:34,178 --> 01:20:36,612 Never look at Jennifer Lawrence again. 2594 01:20:36,514 --> 01:20:37,446 Can you... 2595 01:20:37,410 --> 01:20:38,943 Tried crystal meth. 2596 01:20:38,883 --> 01:20:41,016 Um, it was pretty good. 2597 01:20:40,930 --> 01:20:43,831 Can you see the guys over... over this way? 2598 01:20:44,482 --> 01:20:45,281 Yeah. 2599 01:20:45,249 --> 01:20:46,315 Are they looking over here? 2600 01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:47,072 -Yep. -They are? 2601 01:20:47,041 --> 01:20:48,241 Yep. 2602 01:20:48,193 --> 01:20:49,525 Can you just do something, like I just made a joke? 2603 01:20:49,473 --> 01:20:50,539 Like laugh. 2604 01:20:50,496 --> 01:20:52,129 Just, like, laugh like crazy right now. 2605 01:20:52,065 --> 01:20:53,598 What, are you trying to make them jealous? 2606 01:20:53,536 --> 01:20:54,335 No. 2607 01:20:54,305 --> 01:20:55,337 Will you just fucking laugh? 2608 01:20:55,296 --> 01:20:56,929 Please do this for me. 2609 01:20:56,864 --> 01:20:57,763 Go. 2610 01:20:59,487 --> 01:21:00,586 Right? 2611 01:21:00,544 --> 01:21:01,576 Right? Right? 2612 01:21:01,535 --> 01:21:02,968 No, don't look over there. Look over here. 2613 01:21:02,911 --> 01:21:03,743 Make it about me. Yeah. 2614 01:21:03,711 --> 01:21:05,411 Right? 2615 01:21:05,343 --> 01:21:06,776 Cool man. So, um... 2616 01:21:06,719 --> 01:21:07,951 OK, hold on. 2617 01:21:07,902 --> 01:21:09,569 Can you just look over here now? Don't look at them. 2618 01:21:09,503 --> 01:21:10,335 Don't look at them, dude. 2619 01:21:10,302 --> 01:21:11,234 Don't look at them. 2620 01:21:12,127 --> 01:21:13,092 Do I... I seem comfortable, right? 2621 01:21:13,053 --> 01:21:14,119 Yes. 2622 01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:14,777 Well, don't... you got to stop laughing. 2623 01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:15,482 Stop laughing. -OK. 2624 01:21:15,454 --> 01:21:16,653 Stop fucking laughing. 2625 01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:17,437 Well, hold on one second. 2626 01:21:17,405 --> 01:21:18,771 Don't leave. 2627 01:21:18,717 --> 01:21:20,851 Let me be the one who leaves so it looks more like I... I'm 2628 01:21:20,766 --> 01:21:23,400 the guy who's, like, deciding when 2629 01:21:23,293 --> 01:21:24,659 the conversation's over, OK? 2630 01:21:27,741 --> 01:21:28,740 -Ro. -Ro. 2631 01:21:28,701 --> 01:21:29,967 -Ro. -My man. 2632 01:21:29,916 --> 01:21:30,781 Hey, hey, hey. 2633 01:21:30,748 --> 01:21:31,881 Come over here. -Get over here. 2634 01:21:31,837 --> 01:21:32,635 Hey, how's it going? 2635 01:21:32,603 --> 01:21:34,103 I missed you guys. 2636 01:21:34,044 --> 01:21:34,976 OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2637 01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:36,006 No, no, no, no. What did he say? 2638 01:21:35,963 --> 01:21:36,795 What did Adam say to you? 2639 01:21:36,763 --> 01:21:37,762 We saw you guys talking. 2640 01:21:37,724 --> 01:21:38,823 What's up? 2641 01:21:38,779 --> 01:21:42,281 OK, I cannot deal with this anymore! 2642 01:21:42,139 --> 01:21:45,874 I cannot be in the middle anymore! 2643 01:21:45,723 --> 01:21:47,823 You guys are playing a wicked game! 2644 01:21:47,738 --> 01:21:48,670 Whoa. 2645 01:21:48,634 --> 01:21:50,467 I got to find some crystal meth. 2646 01:21:50,393 --> 01:21:51,392 Shit! 2647 01:22:37,524 --> 01:22:39,291 Adam. 2648 01:22:39,221 --> 01:22:41,555 Hey. 2649 01:22:41,461 --> 01:22:42,259 I'm sorry. 2650 01:22:42,227 --> 01:22:44,161 Um... 2651 01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:45,416 Call me Uncle Reed. 2652 01:22:45,363 --> 01:22:46,362 I'm a friend of your mother's. 2653 01:22:47,444 --> 01:22:48,810 That's a hell of a wedding going on, isn't it? 2654 01:22:48,755 --> 01:22:49,721 Yeah, it's, good. 2655 01:22:49,683 --> 01:22:51,416 I haven't seen you dancing. 2656 01:22:51,347 --> 01:22:52,312 Yeah, I don't know. 2657 01:22:52,274 --> 01:22:55,209 I'm just not... not... Dancing tonight. 2658 01:22:56,530 --> 01:22:57,629 Yeah. 2659 01:22:57,586 --> 01:23:00,687 I used to be like that... self-conscious 2660 01:23:00,561 --> 01:23:02,528 about being another run-of-the-mill 2661 01:23:02,449 --> 01:23:04,216 white guy dancing at a wedding. 2662 01:23:06,193 --> 01:23:07,426 Yeah. 2663 01:23:07,377 --> 01:23:08,743 I mean, that's just... That's not really the issue. 2664 01:23:08,689 --> 01:23:11,823 I just kinda... not really in the mood, you know? 2665 01:23:11,696 --> 01:23:12,595 I get it. 2666 01:23:12,561 --> 01:23:13,894 I get it... weddings. 2667 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:16,073 Weddings... yeah, you never know how they're gonna hit ya. 2668 01:23:15,983 --> 01:23:20,886 But Davy's... he's a good kid. 2669 01:23:20,688 --> 01:23:23,856 I don't think you have to worry about losing him. 2670 01:23:23,728 --> 01:23:25,628 Um, yeah. 2671 01:23:25,551 --> 01:23:27,951 I'm actually not worried about that at all. 2672 01:23:27,854 --> 01:23:29,287 Families get bigger. 2673 01:23:29,231 --> 01:23:30,230 Right. 2674 01:23:30,190 --> 01:23:32,624 And Davy... he's... He's the same guy. 2675 01:23:32,526 --> 01:23:34,192 Well, he... nobody really calls him Davy. 2676 01:23:34,126 --> 01:23:35,092 Um, and... 2677 01:23:35,054 --> 01:23:35,853 Adam. 2678 01:23:35,822 --> 01:23:38,155 What's up? 2679 01:23:38,061 --> 01:23:43,531 The book of life has many, many chapters. 2680 01:23:43,309 --> 01:23:44,342 Right? 2681 01:23:44,301 --> 01:23:46,601 And what once you finish one chapter, 2682 01:23:46,508 --> 01:23:48,141 you don't throw away the book. 2683 01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:50,274 You keep on reading. 2684 01:23:50,220 --> 01:23:52,086 Is this... are you a... is this a psychologist thing or... 2685 01:23:53,836 --> 01:23:55,269 My god. 2686 01:23:57,675 --> 01:23:58,774 Scientology, no. 2687 01:23:58,731 --> 01:24:01,198 Are you... I'm sorry, but who are you again? 2688 01:24:04,459 --> 01:24:05,958 I'm a friend of your mom's. 2689 01:24:05,897 --> 01:24:06,897 OK. 2690 01:24:09,450 --> 01:24:12,117 And if you really want to dig down 2691 01:24:12,009 --> 01:24:15,144 a little deeper into the reality of the situation... 2692 01:24:15,017 --> 01:24:16,216 I don't know. I don't know. 2693 01:24:16,169 --> 01:24:17,135 then... 2694 01:24:17,097 --> 01:24:17,995 Hey, Adam. 2695 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:19,293 They're about to cut the cake. 2696 01:24:19,241 --> 01:24:20,507 OK, cool. 2697 01:24:20,456 --> 01:24:23,390 I should probably get in there for my brother and all. 2698 01:24:23,272 --> 01:24:26,207 And this... this is super... Super fucking weird. 2699 01:24:26,088 --> 01:24:27,120 But, um, thank you. 2700 01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:28,212 Thanks, for the talk. 2701 01:24:31,142 --> 01:24:32,509 Super fucking weird? 2702 01:24:32,456 --> 01:24:34,355 What's super fucking weird is I'm super fucking your mom. 2703 01:24:34,278 --> 01:24:35,578 That's what's super fucking weird. 2704 01:24:35,527 --> 01:24:36,859 So listen. 2705 01:24:36,806 --> 01:24:38,339 I know that it's my job to share, embarrassing stories 2706 01:24:38,278 --> 01:24:39,544 here. 2707 01:24:39,494 --> 01:24:41,561 But, David made we promise that I wouldn't come up 2708 01:24:41,478 --> 01:24:45,146 here and talk about how he tried to reinvent himself in college 2709 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:47,431 as Rave Dave, the one-man party, and get really good at glow 2710 01:24:47,334 --> 01:24:48,400 sticks. 2711 01:24:48,357 --> 01:24:49,890 Anyway, that's well behind them. 2712 01:24:49,830 --> 01:24:51,429 But if we get lucky, maybe he'll pull him out. 2713 01:24:51,364 --> 01:24:52,163 It's not happening. 2714 01:24:56,804 --> 01:24:58,270 To David and Amanda, everybody. 2715 01:25:20,226 --> 01:25:21,258 Hey. 2716 01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:22,016 Hey. 2717 01:25:21,985 --> 01:25:23,385 Are you having a good time? 2718 01:25:23,330 --> 01:25:24,128 Yeah, of course, I am. 2719 01:25:24,096 --> 01:25:24,895 Yeah. 2720 01:25:24,865 --> 01:25:25,964 It's just great. 2721 01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,221 This is the best... I mean, this is the best 2722 01:25:27,169 --> 01:25:28,034 wedding I've ever been to. 2723 01:25:28,001 --> 01:25:29,667 Thanks. 2724 01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:31,500 That's sweet. 2725 01:25:31,424 --> 01:25:33,691 So why do you look so miserable? 2726 01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:35,267 Heh. 2727 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,433 Just go say hi. 2728 01:25:37,344 --> 01:25:40,145 I... I can't. 2729 01:25:40,032 --> 01:25:43,000 Adam, I've known you for a long time. 2730 01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:46,281 I know you can. 2731 01:25:46,143 --> 01:25:47,376 You can't say no to me. 2732 01:25:47,327 --> 01:25:48,407 This is my wedding day. 2733 01:25:53,341 --> 01:25:54,340 All right. 2734 01:25:54,302 --> 01:25:55,302 OK. 2735 01:26:02,077 --> 01:26:02,875 Thank you. 2736 01:26:02,845 --> 01:26:03,845 You're welcome. 2737 01:26:25,722 --> 01:26:28,089 You guys, I'm sorry. 2738 01:26:27,995 --> 01:26:29,394 Ha ha ha! 2739 01:26:29,338 --> 01:26:30,604 Yeah! 2740 01:26:30,554 --> 01:26:32,420 All right, I knew you were going to do that. 2741 01:26:32,345 --> 01:26:34,712 Dude, there is no reason to apologize. 2742 01:26:34,616 --> 01:26:35,415 No, look. 2743 01:26:35,385 --> 01:26:37,352 I... I... there is, OK? 2744 01:26:37,273 --> 01:26:38,472 I thought that this was just gonna 2745 01:26:38,425 --> 01:26:39,891 be another one of those stupid things that we do, 2746 01:26:39,832 --> 01:26:41,398 like when we got stoned every day for a month. 2747 01:26:41,336 --> 01:26:42,803 Jewel High, 2010. 2748 01:26:42,744 --> 01:26:43,542 Right. 2749 01:26:43,512 --> 01:26:44,445 That fucking sucked! 2750 01:26:46,072 --> 01:26:48,873 I thought that afterwards that it was all just 2751 01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:50,126 gonna go back to the way things were, 2752 01:26:50,072 --> 01:26:51,204 and that's why I freaked out. 2753 01:26:51,159 --> 01:26:53,026 I... I didn't think that it would actually work. 2754 01:26:52,952 --> 01:26:55,752 Adam, the whole breakup worked, because we... 2755 01:26:55,639 --> 01:26:58,640 We gave each other enough space to figure 2756 01:26:58,518 --> 01:26:59,617 out what we really wanted. 2757 01:26:59,573 --> 01:27:02,474 Yes, and now we are even more awesome. 2758 01:27:02,357 --> 01:27:04,491 So what else would you want? 2759 01:27:07,317 --> 01:27:09,884 Honestly? 2760 01:27:09,781 --> 01:27:11,147 Beth. 2761 01:27:11,092 --> 01:27:13,059 I know that she doesn't want to be at the top of my list. 2762 01:27:12,980 --> 01:27:16,014 But she's what's missing. 2763 01:27:15,891 --> 01:27:18,292 Hey, there's these guys. 2764 01:27:18,196 --> 01:27:19,729 Bros before hos? 2765 01:27:22,356 --> 01:27:23,288 That was weird. 2766 01:27:23,252 --> 01:27:26,086 All right, just trying to fit in. 2767 01:27:25,971 --> 01:27:27,137 OK, have fun. 2768 01:27:27,091 --> 01:27:28,724 Hey, dude. 2769 01:27:28,659 --> 01:27:30,959 That list has got to be a lot shorter now, right? 2770 01:27:30,866 --> 01:27:32,566 Yeah, and if that's what's missing, 2771 01:27:32,498 --> 01:27:34,531 let's go fix that shit, brother. 2772 01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:35,716 Yeah, let's get the girl! 2773 01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:36,465 Get the girl. 2774 01:27:36,434 --> 01:27:37,666 Babe, come on. 2775 01:27:37,618 --> 01:27:38,784 We got to get the girl. 2776 01:27:43,025 --> 01:27:44,391 We took the shuttle from the hotel. 2777 01:27:44,336 --> 01:27:45,502 Let's do it. 2778 01:27:45,457 --> 01:27:46,457 Yes! 2779 01:27:49,872 --> 01:27:51,138 -The keys are in the ignition. -Yes. 2780 01:27:51,089 --> 01:27:52,088 Who's driving? 2781 01:27:52,048 --> 01:27:53,280 I can't drive a bus. 2782 01:27:53,232 --> 01:27:55,199 I would fail every DUI test known to man right now. 2783 01:27:55,119 --> 01:27:56,919 I'm legally forbidden from driving buses. 2784 01:27:56,848 --> 01:27:58,147 You guys know that. 2785 01:27:58,095 --> 01:28:01,563 I can drive a bus. 2786 01:28:01,423 --> 01:28:03,123 How cool is this guy? 2787 01:28:03,823 --> 01:28:04,823 One second. 2788 01:28:08,142 --> 01:28:08,974 Hello? 2789 01:28:08,941 --> 01:28:10,141 Hey, listen. 2790 01:28:10,094 --> 01:28:11,493 I... I promise you that this isn't a booty call. 2791 01:28:11,437 --> 01:28:14,038 I just... where... where are you right now? 2792 01:28:13,934 --> 01:28:14,732 OK. 2793 01:28:14,701 --> 01:28:15,500 Listen. 2794 01:28:15,469 --> 01:28:16,368 Stay right there, OK? 2795 01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:17,333 OK. 2796 01:28:20,108 --> 01:28:21,274 Now, do you know what you're going 2797 01:28:21,228 --> 01:28:22,261 to say when you get there? 2798 01:28:22,221 --> 01:28:23,587 Do... do you need any help or anything? 2799 01:28:23,533 --> 01:28:25,599 Yeah, you know, I think I got it. 2800 01:28:25,515 --> 01:28:26,314 Yeah. 2801 01:28:26,284 --> 01:28:27,116 You sure? 2802 01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:27,883 Yeah. 2803 01:28:27,852 --> 01:28:28,784 Thanks. 2804 01:28:28,747 --> 01:28:30,013 All right. 2805 01:28:29,964 --> 01:28:33,766 Well, I did steal Kelly Kapowski away from Zack Morris, 2806 01:28:33,612 --> 01:28:34,778 you know? 2807 01:28:34,731 --> 01:28:36,030 I'm just saying. 2808 01:28:35,979 --> 01:28:36,845 Yeah. 2809 01:28:36,811 --> 01:28:37,810 I got it. Thanks, though. 2810 01:28:37,771 --> 01:28:38,836 - You sure? - Yeah. 2811 01:28:38,794 --> 01:28:39,627 - Thanks. - All right. 2812 01:28:39,594 --> 01:28:41,354 Here. Pull off here. 2813 01:28:50,090 --> 01:28:51,189 Listen. 2814 01:28:51,145 --> 01:28:53,512 You got this, Preppy. 2815 01:28:53,416 --> 01:28:57,618 My... it's so... so awesome that you just called me that. 2816 01:28:57,448 --> 01:28:58,448 Thanks, man. 2817 01:29:03,432 --> 01:29:04,431 Yeah. 2818 01:29:04,391 --> 01:29:06,157 I am pretty awesome. 2819 01:29:06,087 --> 01:29:07,020 Beth. 2820 01:29:06,984 --> 01:29:07,984 Beth. 2821 01:29:11,047 --> 01:29:13,047 Look, I know there's a lot to take in right now. 2822 01:29:12,966 --> 01:29:14,799 But this has to happen now, OK? 2823 01:29:14,726 --> 01:29:15,525 Guys, come out here. 2824 01:29:15,494 --> 01:29:16,560 Barrett, Mook, Howie. 2825 01:29:21,413 --> 01:29:22,379 Beth, you already know Mook. 2826 01:29:22,342 --> 01:29:23,574 And this is Howie. 2827 01:29:23,526 --> 01:29:25,359 And that's Barrett over there. 2828 01:29:25,285 --> 01:29:27,519 I need you to know these guys, because, I 2829 01:29:27,429 --> 01:29:29,095 want you to know me. 2830 01:29:29,029 --> 01:29:31,730 We broke up. 2831 01:29:31,621 --> 01:29:34,055 During that time, I had to decide what 2832 01:29:33,957 --> 01:29:36,624 I wanted to do with my life. 2833 01:29:36,516 --> 01:29:37,348 It was really hard. 2834 01:29:37,316 --> 01:29:39,650 But I think I finally did it. 2835 01:29:39,556 --> 01:29:41,055 I mean, I'm... I'm a writer now. 2836 01:29:40,995 --> 01:29:42,261 Blogger, technically. 2837 01:29:42,211 --> 01:29:43,010 All right, Barrett. 2838 01:29:42,979 --> 01:29:45,079 OK. 2839 01:29:44,995 --> 01:29:46,428 I got my own place. 2840 01:29:46,370 --> 01:29:47,202 In Burbank. 2841 01:29:47,170 --> 01:29:48,170 Mook, it doesn't... 2842 01:29:51,715 --> 01:29:54,483 The only thing in my life that's missing right now is you. 2843 01:29:54,371 --> 01:29:56,604 That is so cute? 2844 01:29:57,409 --> 01:29:58,475 All right. 2845 01:29:58,433 --> 01:29:59,532 I should have kept these guys in the bus. 2846 01:29:59,489 --> 01:30:01,656 Can I come up there? 2847 01:30:01,569 --> 01:30:02,569 Yeah. 2848 01:30:09,023 --> 01:30:09,822 Beth, thanks. 2849 01:30:09,792 --> 01:30:10,958 That's, much better. 2850 01:30:13,536 --> 01:30:14,902 Look. 2851 01:30:14,847 --> 01:30:19,517 Beth, I, um... I realize now that you needed time too. 2852 01:30:19,328 --> 01:30:22,062 And I didn't respect that. 2853 01:30:21,951 --> 01:30:24,618 And I... I should've. 2854 01:30:24,511 --> 01:30:29,280 So I'm sorry. 2855 01:30:29,085 --> 01:30:32,153 Thank you. 2856 01:30:32,029 --> 01:30:33,629 You know, I keep thinking about that guy who 2857 01:30:33,566 --> 01:30:36,400 was masturbating in the park. 2858 01:30:36,286 --> 01:30:38,219 And why doesn't that surprise me? 2859 01:30:38,141 --> 01:30:39,607 The truth is, you have a lot in common 2860 01:30:39,548 --> 01:30:42,783 with that filthy exhibitionist. 2861 01:30:42,652 --> 01:30:44,051 Look, you're going to look back on this, 2862 01:30:43,996 --> 01:30:47,698 and you're going to wonder what could've happened. 2863 01:30:47,548 --> 01:30:55,548 What you let go just because the timing wasn't right. 2864 01:30:55,259 --> 01:30:56,559 Beth, I miss you. 2865 01:30:56,507 --> 01:30:58,707 And I just... I want to go back to the way things were. 2866 01:30:58,619 --> 01:31:00,352 I want... I want to hang out with you. 2867 01:31:00,282 --> 01:31:01,414 I want to be around you. 2868 01:31:01,370 --> 01:31:06,040 And this way, if you decide one day 2869 01:31:05,850 --> 01:31:07,583 that you want more than you know what, 2870 01:31:07,513 --> 01:31:08,673 I'm going to be right here. 2871 01:31:13,912 --> 01:31:15,211 I don't... I don't want that. 2872 01:31:27,543 --> 01:31:29,710 I missed you too. 2873 01:31:29,622 --> 01:31:31,622 Are you sure about this? 2874 01:31:31,543 --> 01:31:32,543 No. 2875 01:31:34,743 --> 01:31:37,076 But I'm ready. 2876 01:31:36,982 --> 01:31:37,948 Hey, wait. 2877 01:31:37,909 --> 01:31:39,342 That... that guy who would, you know, 2878 01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:42,253 dress up in the California Raisins costume and, you know, 2879 01:31:42,133 --> 01:31:46,769 win fishbowl races... I... I liked that guy. 2880 01:31:46,580 --> 01:31:49,381 And I liked who I was around that guy. 2881 01:31:49,268 --> 01:31:52,503 He's not completely gone, is he? 2882 01:31:52,372 --> 01:31:53,404 No. 2883 01:31:53,364 --> 01:31:55,898 I mean, I just stole a bus and crashed 2884 01:31:55,796 --> 01:31:56,895 a party with my friends. 2885 01:31:56,852 --> 01:31:58,218 So I would say it's safe to say that this 2886 01:31:58,163 --> 01:31:58,995 is never gonna be boring. 2887 01:32:11,922 --> 01:32:13,882 I wonder what they're doing up there. 2888 01:32:17,681 --> 01:32:19,080 You guys are definitely gonna win 2889 01:32:19,025 --> 01:32:20,391 best couples costume tonight. 2890 01:32:20,336 --> 01:32:21,135 Us? 2891 01:32:21,105 --> 01:32:21,904 What are talking about? 2892 01:32:21,873 --> 01:32:22,839 You know who's the shoo-in? 2893 01:32:22,801 --> 01:32:23,633 Mook and Stephanie. 2894 01:32:23,601 --> 01:32:24,399 Look. 2895 01:32:24,368 --> 01:32:25,668 What? Yeah! 2896 01:32:25,616 --> 01:32:27,215 -Hahaha, yeah! -All right. 2897 01:32:27,152 --> 01:32:28,418 I don't mind being the fifth wheel 2898 01:32:28,367 --> 01:32:29,967 tonight, 'cause you guys all look amazing. 2899 01:32:29,904 --> 01:32:32,404 But I'm just saying, I'm very happy to be single on Halloween 2900 01:32:32,303 --> 01:32:33,102 night. 2901 01:32:33,072 --> 01:32:34,905 I got the winning costume. 2902 01:32:34,831 --> 01:32:35,930 It's not original, but... 2903 01:32:35,887 --> 01:32:37,587 Are you going to Lyle's Halloween party? 2904 01:32:37,519 --> 01:32:38,351 Me too. 2905 01:32:38,319 --> 01:32:39,118 Hey, what's up? 2906 01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:40,053 I'm Barrett. 2907 01:32:40,015 --> 01:32:40,947 Hey, Barrett. 2908 01:32:40,911 --> 01:32:43,245 I like what you got going on here. 2909 01:32:43,151 --> 01:32:44,050 OK. OK. 2910 01:32:44,015 --> 01:32:45,080 No, we're good. We're good here. 2911 01:32:45,037 --> 01:32:46,737 We're... -Hey, Elvis. 2912 01:32:46,670 --> 01:32:48,203 Howie's still gonna meet us with us after he's 2913 01:32:48,142 --> 01:32:48,974 done trick-or-treating? 2914 01:32:48,942 --> 01:32:50,108 That's the plan, but who knows? 2915 01:32:50,062 --> 01:32:50,861 Nice. 2916 01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:53,653 Howie! 2917 01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:55,740 Hey! 2918 01:32:55,693 --> 01:32:57,960 We've figured out the best way to trick-or-treat! 2919 01:32:57,868 --> 01:33:01,403 Come on board! 2920 01:33:01,260 --> 01:33:03,194 My god, what is this? 2921 01:33:03,117 --> 01:33:05,317 Only the best invention known to man. 2922 01:33:05,228 --> 01:33:06,360 Get up on that thing, girl! 2923 01:33:06,316 --> 01:33:07,115 Woo! 2924 01:33:08,235 --> 01:33:09,835 So are you coming with us, or... 2925 01:33:09,772 --> 01:33:11,805 I'm not letting you out of my sight again. 2926 01:33:11,723 --> 01:33:13,056 Again? 2927 01:33:13,003 --> 01:33:15,904 So I gather this is not your first time on a barcycle. 2928 01:33:15,786 --> 01:33:17,752 No, and it's definitely gonna be my last. 2929 01:33:17,674 --> 01:33:19,841 Better not be. 2930 01:33:19,754 --> 01:33:20,820 All right. 2931 01:33:20,778 --> 01:33:24,646 We got to get one little kid candy pronto. 2932 01:33:24,489 --> 01:33:25,322 So peddle! 2933 01:33:25,290 --> 01:33:26,622 Ooh, I want some candy! 2934 01:33:26,570 --> 01:33:27,569 I want candy! 2935 01:33:27,529 --> 01:33:28,562 Well, keep... Get your candy. 2936 01:33:28,522 --> 01:33:30,021 Just keep your pants on, Mook. 2937 01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:31,259 No promises! 2938 01:33:31,208 --> 01:33:33,575 But actually keep your pants on for real. 2939 01:33:33,574 --> 01:33:35,575 There a kid around. 196050

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