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DRE: Birthdays.
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They're more than just the one day
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people in bad marriages get to have sex
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or an excuse to reach out
to an ex on Facebook.
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They're how we measure milestones.
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But if you're black in America,
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each birthday is a much bigger deal.
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Black men live a full 7 years
less than the national average.
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7... years.
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That's like missing the entire
run of "Designing Women"
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or six Bulls championships
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and the one time the Cavs got lucky.
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Stress, hypertension,
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heart disease, rap beefs.
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It takes an exceptional black man
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to make it all the way to 65...
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or this one.
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- [CORK POPS]
- ALL: Oh!
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That's right!
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It's my birthday. [LAUGHS]
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No one's gonna ask where
Pops got this sword from?
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Uh, no.
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You better not.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Everybody, drink up,
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because we are celebrating.
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- Yes.
- Thank you, Pops. No.
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So now it's illegal to serve
your teenage grandson champagne?
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I'm more of a Perrier
with a splash of pink lemonade
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kind of guy anyway.
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Oh, come on, Junior.
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I beat the odds, son.
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I made it to 65.
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We talkin' about white retirement age.
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Now, you know they set
the age of Social Security at 65
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so they wouldn't have to pay us, son.
You know that.
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'Cause the white man did not want
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Earl Johnson to live this long.
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- Neither did I.
- Okay.
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For my birthday,
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you would always sleep in late
and go to bed early
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so you didn't see me.
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That's exactly
what you do on my birthday.
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- This isn't about me, son.
- No, it's about me.
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Because I have done something
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that no other black man has ever done.
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Live 'til you're 65?
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Yes.
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Now, name one black man older than me.
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I can't believe I'm drawing a blank.
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There's... There's gotta be
at least one.
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Okay...
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- Nick Cannon! No. N-No.
- No.
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- Oh! DMX! No.
- Jaleel White.
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- No, wait? Why is this so hard?
- I don't know.
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SMOKEY: Earl Johnson!
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- What the hell?
- Who is that?
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Man!
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[POPS AND SMOKEY LAUGH]
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What's up, boy?
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Look at you, man!
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Hey, y'all. This is my man Smokey.
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Smokey, how the hell
you get in my house, man?
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The doors were locked.
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Oh, you just got a single-bolt
retractable on there. It's easy.
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Ain't a house been built
that Smokey can't get into.
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Ain't that right? [LAUGHS]
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I think I hear the baby.
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How do you guys know each other?
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You here for Pops' birthday?
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Okay, w-what's with all the questions?
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You... You a cop?
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- What?
- I'm 17.
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That's still not a "No."
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Hey, he's cool, Smokey.
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What you say we get out of here
and go to the track?
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It's 8:30 in the morning.
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I don't give a damn. I just turned 65.
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I never have to give a damn ever again!
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So, all this time,
you've been giving a damn?
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- Come on, let's go, Smokey.
- All right.
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Hey, really nice house you got here.
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You want to stop casing the joint, man?
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I'm not doing nothing. I'm just saying.
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Just some...
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Just some... very nice things.
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- Very nice.
- POPS: Smokey!
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♪
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You know, I'm realizing
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there's a lot I don't know about Pops.
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I mean, what was his childhood like?
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Who are his friends?
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Why does he still own a pager?
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That's my question.
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Maybe we should throw him
a surprise party!
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Come on, Dad,
don't you think it'd be fun
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to get a bunch
of his old buddies together
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and walk down Memory Lane?
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No.
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You know what... you go ahead
and throw him that party.
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I'm gonna have nothing to do with it,
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because I learned... dealing with Pops,
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you'll only get burned.
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So keep my name out of it.
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Uh, I will.
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Except we have the same name,
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so you will see the words
"Andre Johnson"
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on the e-vite.
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- [INDISTINCT TALKING ON LAPTOP]
- Rainbow. I need to use your computer.
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Taye Diggs started following me online,
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and you know Taye Diggs
just doesn't follow anyone.
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_
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Um, let me just finish,
and then it's all yours.
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Well, what are you watching? Is it dumb?
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No, it's not dumb.
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It is an interview with Shonda Rhimes
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about how she committed to a year
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of saying "Yes" to her children
to get to know them better.
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So, yes, it's dumb.
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No. No, Ruby, it's not.
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Listen, when I was working,
I created this habit
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of just reflexively saying "No"
to the children.
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Hey, Mom, do you want to play
"Operation" with us?
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No. I just operated.
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And in my business, a red nose
is a symptom of sepsis.
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♪
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And then I watched this video,
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and I realized I'm not working anymore,
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and I'm still saying "No"!
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- Hey, Mom.
- Yeah?
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Do you want to play
"Settlers of Catan" with us?
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Yes.
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- You do?
- Yes?
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Yes, I do!
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- All right. Great.
- Okay.
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See?
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My year of saying "Yes"...
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has begun.
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♪
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Okay, where are we
on the Atlantis account?
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[LAUGHS]
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It's pronounced "Atlan-ta."
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No, it's Atlantis...
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a beautiful resort in the Bahamas.
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Now, what have you got?
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Well, it depends.
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Is there a "Magic City"
strip club in the Bahamas?
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There is not.
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Then I may need more time.
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Look, I told you, I'm not interested.
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Please stop calling me!
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Telemarketer, huh?
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No... my son.
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He wants me to plan
this birthday party for Pops,
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who's turning 65.
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Your dad is turning 65?
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My God, he must be
the oldest living black person.
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Why don't you want to throw
a party for your dad?
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Because my Pops doesn't deserve
to be celebrated.
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Lot of anger packed there.
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It's gonna push into your
prostate and turn into cancer.
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I just don't believe in giving
participation trophies,
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especially to a man
who barely participated.
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I thought you were cool
with your father.
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I mean, we cool now, but, you know...
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growing up, we wasn't.
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He... He stole, he cheated, he gambled.
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So what? My father stole,
cheated, and gambled,
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but it was an honor
to throw him a party.
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Oh, that's right.
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A weekend of transactional sex
at the Belushi suite.
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The second-best
50th birthday party I ever had.
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Why are you being such a baby, Dre?
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Just grow up and help your father.
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Look, it's a son's duty
to honor thy father.
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It says so right there in the Bible.
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It's true.
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Right there with not eating shellfish
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and not sitting next to
a menstruating woman.
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It sounds like I'm making
this stuff up, but...
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the Bible's weird.
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I had to admit,
the guys at work were right.
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I needed to help Junior out.
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- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- DRE: Put it away! I'm coming in!
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All right.
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Let's plan Pops' party.
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Together?
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That sounds amazing!
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I have so many ideas
that I need to run by someone.
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Okay.
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Let's talk e-vites,
themes, centerpieces.
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This is not a bar mitzvah, boy.
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And Pops' friends will not
respond to e-vites.
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Great. So paperless posts, then.
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[SIGHS]
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I can feel you giving me
prostate cancer.
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So, are we ready to plan
Pops' surprise party?
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Yeah, but, baby, be quick about it.
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I got to meet my part-time lover/
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full-time financial advisor.
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Yeah, and I noticed your neighbor
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had left their gate unlocked.
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Ohh. I can't believe
I signed up for this.
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Uh, maybe we should just get started.
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It's Tuesday, which means
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Pops is either at Commerce Casino
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or waiting on line for "Ellen" tickets.
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So, what do you need from us?
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I want to make this party
a tribute to Pops,
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but I'm having a hard time
getting his friends to come.
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So, do you think you can make it?
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- MAN: What, this Saturday, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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Hmm...
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It might be hard for me to make that.
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You're having a hard time
getting his friends to come
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because they're all bums.
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Hey, whoa, whoa. What?
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No, no. He's not talking about you.
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Oh, I'm most definitely
talking about you.
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And Pookie and Ray Ray and Cool Breeze.
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Pops has a friend named "Cool Breeze"?
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Every black man has
a friend named "Cool Breeze."
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- I don't.
- Oh.
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Sounds like you just
got yourself a nickname...
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- Cool Breeze.
- Ooh.
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Ohh. Wow.
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I remember that car.
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You must have plenty
of great memories, huh?
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Just you and Pops.
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One A&W Root Beer float,
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two straws.
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Just a boy and his dad
cruising up the coast,
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listening to the Beach Boys.
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Okay, for the last time, I told you...
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I am not doing that with you.
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It's weird!
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And I could give a damn about that car.
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He... He loved that car
more than he loved me.
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It was always washed, on new tires...
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He even gave the car
a nickname... "Black Beauty."
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Gave me a nickname, too.
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[AS POPS] "Boy! Get away from my car."
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[RUBY LAUGHS]
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You can't blame him.
That '73 was special.
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You have no idea what
he had to do to get this car.
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- [ENGINE REVS]
- See, it was the 1970s.
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Brothers had come back from
Vietnam broke and strung out.
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But Earl was riding 'round these streets
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looking like money!
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So, one day, Earl gets fired
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for stealing mattresses from his job.
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Thing is, he didn't do it.
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So Earl figures, "I'll show
you racists what stealing is,"
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[LAUGHING] and robbed the place blind.
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Sold those mattresses on
the street, made his car note.
256
00:09:12,738 --> 00:09:14,505
He may have lost his job,
257
00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:17,074
but he was not
about to lose Black Beauty.
258
00:09:17,143 --> 00:09:18,308
He had that car all the way up
259
00:09:18,377 --> 00:09:20,411
'til the moment he traded it
for that boat.
260
00:09:20,479 --> 00:09:21,945
I wonder what ever happened to that.
261
00:09:23,049 --> 00:09:25,049
[CACKLING MANIACALLY]
262
00:09:28,087 --> 00:09:29,286
I don't know.
263
00:09:29,388 --> 00:09:31,622
♪
264
00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:33,557
- Hey, Mom.
- Hmm?
265
00:09:33,626 --> 00:09:34,992
You want to paint with us?
266
00:09:35,094 --> 00:09:36,293
Yes.
267
00:09:37,892 --> 00:09:40,455
♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
268
00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:42,199
♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
269
00:09:42,268 --> 00:09:44,268
♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
270
00:09:44,336 --> 00:09:45,302
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.
271
00:09:45,371 --> 00:09:47,938
- Do you want to play pirates?
- Yes.
272
00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,373
Let her go, Rainbeard!
273
00:09:49,475 --> 00:09:51,075
Give me the treasure, or she dies!
274
00:09:51,177 --> 00:09:52,009
Never!
275
00:09:52,078 --> 00:09:53,010
[GRUNTS]
276
00:09:53,112 --> 00:09:54,845
DIANE: Save me, Devante! Save me!
277
00:09:54,947 --> 00:09:56,213
- Um, Mom?
- Mm-hmm?
278
00:09:56,282 --> 00:09:57,648
Can we have a water fight?
279
00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:58,682
Yes!
280
00:09:58,784 --> 00:09:59,650
[LAUGHS]
281
00:09:59,752 --> 00:10:01,351
- Let's go.
- Oh, now?!
282
00:10:01,454 --> 00:10:02,853
Oh, no! Okay!
283
00:10:02,955 --> 00:10:03,854
Wait!
284
00:10:03,923 --> 00:10:05,856
[SCREAMING, LAUGHTER]
285
00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:08,025
- I got you!
- That's my eye!
286
00:10:08,094 --> 00:10:10,227
- Ow! My eye!
- Oh, sweetie! Are you okay?
287
00:10:10,329 --> 00:10:11,662
Sucker!
288
00:10:11,731 --> 00:10:13,564
Okay! Okay! You got me!
289
00:10:13,666 --> 00:10:14,565
Mommy's down!
290
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,633
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
291
00:10:16,704 --> 00:10:18,802
- You got me. You got me.
- [LAUGHS]
292
00:10:18,871 --> 00:10:20,704
Okay, bags on the counter!
293
00:10:20,773 --> 00:10:22,372
And buh-boing, buh-bling! Mm, mm!
294
00:10:22,475 --> 00:10:23,907
Oh! Ooh!
295
00:10:23,976 --> 00:10:25,609
That was awesome.
296
00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:27,544
You think everything is awesome.
297
00:10:27,613 --> 00:10:29,079
Well, excuse me for finding
298
00:10:29,148 --> 00:10:31,515
a little bit of joy in Trump's America.
299
00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:33,650
No, but that water fight was cool, Mom.
300
00:10:33,753 --> 00:10:37,221
That water fight was ♪ everything ♪.
301
00:10:37,256 --> 00:10:40,491
But I now have to go upstairs
and get changed for yoga.
302
00:10:40,593 --> 00:10:42,860
Oh. Um, can we go to yoga with you?
303
00:10:42,962 --> 00:10:45,696
Yeah, Rainbow. Can they go?
304
00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:49,066
Well, guys...
305
00:10:49,168 --> 00:10:52,703
yoga is usually Mommy time, so...
306
00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:55,005
That doesn't sound like a "Yes" to me.
307
00:10:56,575 --> 00:10:58,876
You know what? Um, yeah.
308
00:10:58,944 --> 00:11:00,210
- Yes?
- Yes?
309
00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:02,579
Yes. I-I am excited
310
00:11:02,648 --> 00:11:04,581
to share the only...
311
00:11:04,683 --> 00:11:06,817
real time I get with myself with you!
312
00:11:06,886 --> 00:11:07,951
- Great!
- Yeah!
313
00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:10,721
- We'll go get ready.
- Oh, ready... right now.
314
00:11:10,823 --> 00:11:12,189
Mmmmmm-hmm.
315
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:15,859
This is gonna be a long year
for you, Rainbow.
316
00:11:15,961 --> 00:11:17,561
- Ruby.
- Hmm?
317
00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:20,397
Do you have anything better
to do than to judge my life?
318
00:11:20,499 --> 00:11:22,032
Nope.
319
00:11:22,101 --> 00:11:24,301
"Maury" doesn't come on 'til 4:00.
320
00:11:26,505 --> 00:11:27,671
Okay.
321
00:11:27,773 --> 00:11:29,640
Where Earl keep the good liquor, man?
322
00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:31,441
Uh, in the other room, in the cabinet.
323
00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:32,910
But it's locked.
324
00:11:32,978 --> 00:11:34,178
- It's locked?
- Mm-hmm.
325
00:11:34,246 --> 00:11:36,113
[CHUCKLES] We'll see about that.
326
00:11:36,215 --> 00:11:37,514
[BOTH LAUGH]
327
00:11:37,616 --> 00:11:39,449
- Break it open, baby.
- Yeah, I got it.
328
00:11:39,518 --> 00:11:41,718
Oh. Look at this photo.
329
00:11:41,787 --> 00:11:43,287
I remember that Christmas.
330
00:11:43,389 --> 00:11:45,088
Oh, yeah. Me too.
331
00:11:45,191 --> 00:11:47,457
That was the year
we had to stand in line downtown
332
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,659
to get a free turkey
333
00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:51,094
because Pops lost all
our Christmas money gambling.
334
00:11:51,197 --> 00:11:52,396
Yeah, he did.
335
00:11:52,498 --> 00:11:56,550
But that Negro knew
how to roll some dice.
336
00:11:56,597 --> 00:11:57,601
[MARVIN GAYE'S "TROUBLE MAN" PLAYS]
337
00:11:57,703 --> 00:11:59,603
He couldn't change diapers.
338
00:11:59,638 --> 00:12:02,506
If snow fell, he wouldn't shovel it.
339
00:12:02,575 --> 00:12:04,641
But that Earl could take his paycheck,
340
00:12:04,743 --> 00:12:06,910
go to the club, and double it.
341
00:12:07,012 --> 00:12:09,179
♪ But now I'm cool ♪
342
00:12:09,281 --> 00:12:11,281
♪ I didn't make it, sugar ♪
343
00:12:11,317 --> 00:12:14,852
Men hid their wallets
and guarded their honies,
344
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,495
'cause Earl's taking wives
and everybody's money.
345
00:12:18,566 --> 00:12:21,058
♪ I come up hard, but that's okay ♪
346
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,425
- Ohh!
- Yes!
347
00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:27,364
His dice were hitting so hard,
348
00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:30,667
these heifers' heads nearly exploded.
349
00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:33,303
But Earl was rolling 7s all night
350
00:12:33,372 --> 00:12:34,972
- Come on!
- because his dice were loaded.
351
00:12:35,074 --> 00:12:36,306
Negro, let me see them di...
352
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,242
- [DICE CLATTER]
- Uh-oh!
353
00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:39,476
Oh, hell no!
354
00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:40,878
[CROWD MURMURS]
355
00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,279
Roundhouse!
356
00:12:42,381 --> 00:12:44,514
♪
357
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:45,515
Suckah!
358
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,017
[GROANS, GRUNTS]
359
00:12:47,086 --> 00:12:50,821
Just when you thought he bit
off more than he could chew,
360
00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:55,392
he beat back those Negroes
with his ghetto kung fu.
361
00:12:55,494 --> 00:12:58,528
All their barks weren't
as bad as Earl's bite,
362
00:12:58,597 --> 00:13:01,665
'cause those fools brought
knives to a nunchuck fight!
363
00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:04,201
[MEN GRUNT]
364
00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:07,170
Earl beat everybody
but forgot about Crystal.
365
00:13:07,239 --> 00:13:08,872
Nice doing business with ya.
366
00:13:08,974 --> 00:13:12,109
He knew kung fu,
but she knew kung pistol.
367
00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:14,711
Sorry, Daddy. I need to take everything.
368
00:13:14,813 --> 00:13:19,650
♪
369
00:13:19,752 --> 00:13:21,385
Damn.
370
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:24,221
I had no idea that's how
Pops made his side money.
371
00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:26,590
Hold on. So, that was
actually a true story?
372
00:13:26,692 --> 00:13:27,758
Oh, yeah.
373
00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:29,726
'Least, that's what
the police report said.
374
00:13:29,795 --> 00:13:32,029
I didn't realize
Pops was such a con man.
375
00:13:32,131 --> 00:13:33,096
Fake IDs...
376
00:13:33,198 --> 00:13:34,531
"Rocco Shabazz"?
377
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,700
"Pinky Gonzales"?
378
00:13:36,802 --> 00:13:38,402
"Jesus Berkowitz"?
379
00:13:38,504 --> 00:13:39,636
I remember these.
380
00:13:39,738 --> 00:13:42,039
It took us forever
to get these just right.
381
00:13:42,141 --> 00:13:43,407
They still didn't work.
382
00:13:43,509 --> 00:13:45,943
He got arrested at the airport
immediately.
383
00:13:46,011 --> 00:13:46,877
Sure did.
384
00:13:46,979 --> 00:13:48,278
Arrested?
385
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,280
I feel like I don't even know this guy.
386
00:13:50,349 --> 00:13:52,683
He stole mattresses, gambled,
387
00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:55,152
forged passports, roundhoused.
388
00:13:55,254 --> 00:13:56,753
Is his name even "Pops"?
389
00:13:56,855 --> 00:13:59,756
Hey. Settle down, Cool Breeze.
390
00:13:59,858 --> 00:14:01,792
Yeah, I-I-I'm cool. I'm...
391
00:14:01,894 --> 00:14:03,060
I'm just out.
392
00:14:03,095 --> 00:14:04,227
I'm not celebrating this guy.
393
00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,496
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold on, man.
394
00:14:06,565 --> 00:14:08,432
So, you're saying you're not on Pops?
395
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:12,002
Are you not hearing the same
stories that I'm hearing?
396
00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:14,237
Put yourself in his shoes.
397
00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:15,605
Think about it.
398
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:19,009
Pops tried to escape
the racism of the Deep South
399
00:14:19,078 --> 00:14:22,079
and fell into the racism
of Deep South Central.
400
00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:25,115
Sam Yorty was mayor,
Ronald Reagan was governor,
401
00:14:25,217 --> 00:14:26,850
and they ain't never seen a black man
402
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,986
they didn't want to break in half.
403
00:14:29,054 --> 00:14:33,390
Pops' generation was
the last hired and first fired.
404
00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:36,560
And remember, he didn't
make a lot of money,
405
00:14:36,595 --> 00:14:40,597
so he had to stretch it as far
as he could for his family...
406
00:14:40,699 --> 00:14:42,799
especially around the holidays.
407
00:14:42,901 --> 00:14:44,935
That's why he had his side hustles...
408
00:14:45,004 --> 00:14:47,237
- [CASH REGISTER DINGS]
- to turn 1 dollar into 2.
409
00:14:47,339 --> 00:14:51,208
Look, Pops wasn't perfect,
but he was more than most.
410
00:14:51,276 --> 00:14:53,210
I remember once, I had a friend over,
411
00:14:53,312 --> 00:14:56,246
and he asked who that man
in the hallway was.
412
00:14:56,348 --> 00:14:58,382
I said, "That's my dad."
413
00:14:58,484 --> 00:15:01,151
He had never seen a dad before.
414
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:03,286
I was one of only a couple of friends
415
00:15:03,389 --> 00:15:05,989
who even knew their dad.
416
00:15:06,091 --> 00:15:07,991
Yeah, it's easy to judge Pops now
417
00:15:08,093 --> 00:15:11,361
because he survived long enough
to be judged.
418
00:15:11,463 --> 00:15:14,798
But the truth is, if I was in his place,
419
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,167
I don't think I'd have done
anything different.
420
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:20,470
Your grandfather made it to 65
421
00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:23,473
despite everything working against him.
422
00:15:23,575 --> 00:15:26,043
We need to celebrate that.
423
00:15:26,145 --> 00:15:28,578
Guess I... didn't think of it like that.
424
00:15:29,982 --> 00:15:31,648
Yeah, I guess I hadn't, either.
425
00:15:34,153 --> 00:15:35,719
- Hey, everybody.
- Hey.
426
00:15:37,623 --> 00:15:39,756
- Hey, Earl.
- Hey, Pops.
427
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,760
And maybe there's
some old ideas about him
428
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:46,953
that I don't need to hold on to anymore.
429
00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:53,070
That boy does not know
how to tell a story.
430
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,805
Yeah, you know a story sucks
431
00:15:54,907 --> 00:15:57,357
when it's about you
and you still don't care.
432
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:58,373
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
433
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,647
Your birthday's got me thinking,
434
00:16:03,749 --> 00:16:05,382
and I feel like I get
435
00:16:05,484 --> 00:16:08,418
what you've gone through
in your life better.
436
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,088
So I just want to say I forgive you.
437
00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:13,657
I don't know what to say.
438
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:15,992
Don't worry about
what to say, all right?
439
00:16:16,095 --> 00:16:18,728
Because my issues with you
are my issues, all right?
440
00:16:18,797 --> 00:16:20,030
And I'm past them.
441
00:16:20,132 --> 00:16:23,066
You were the man that you
had to be, and I get that now.
442
00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:25,535
No, I'm saying, "I don't know
what the hell you talkin' about."
443
00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:26,536
What?
444
00:16:26,638 --> 00:16:28,872
I don't need your forgiveness, boy!
445
00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:30,774
I'm the oldest living black man.
446
00:16:30,876 --> 00:16:32,542
Smokey! Put that down!
447
00:16:32,644 --> 00:16:34,111
Let's get back to the track.
448
00:16:34,213 --> 00:16:35,846
You forgive me? Heh!
449
00:16:35,948 --> 00:16:37,614
Where's my sword?!
450
00:16:37,716 --> 00:16:40,750
♪
451
00:16:43,031 --> 00:16:45,885
You will never believe
what my father did, Bow...
452
00:16:47,017 --> 00:16:47,950
Bow?
453
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:49,466
RAINBOW: [MUFFLED] Are you alone?
454
00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:53,481
- Is it just you?
- What are you doing?
455
00:16:53,665 --> 00:16:55,498
I am not...
456
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,334
hiding from our children.
457
00:16:58,436 --> 00:16:59,335
So...
458
00:17:00,939 --> 00:17:02,272
...what happened with Pops?
459
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,756
I forgave him for being such a bad dad.
460
00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:07,010
- Mm-hmm.
- And he clowned me.
461
00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:09,379
What'd you think was gonna happen, Dre?
462
00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,573
Did you think he was
gonna hug you and cry
463
00:17:11,643 --> 00:17:13,018
and invite you to go to all 30
464
00:17:13,145 --> 00:17:14,911
of the major league ballparks with him?
465
00:17:14,997 --> 00:17:16,130
No.
466
00:17:16,232 --> 00:17:18,665
We can't do all 30.
He's not allowed back in Canada.
467
00:17:18,734 --> 00:17:19,900
[SIGHS]
468
00:17:20,002 --> 00:17:22,569
Bow, I forgave him. That's a big deal.
469
00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:24,505
Yeah, it is.
470
00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:26,607
And you know what you got?
471
00:17:26,642 --> 00:17:30,677
You got a gift on your dad's birthday.
472
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:32,246
You forgave him, Dre.
473
00:17:32,348 --> 00:17:35,716
And I get that he wasn't
able to listen, but...
474
00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:37,618
forgiveness is about
healing what's inside you.
475
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,786
It's not about him.
476
00:17:40,322 --> 00:17:42,356
Plus, you got to spend
really good time with Junior.
477
00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:43,924
Well...
478
00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:45,592
everything has its price.
479
00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:47,561
I'm serious... you need to appreciate
480
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,299
the relationship you have
with your father.
481
00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:53,297
He is here for you now,
and he's a solid grandfather.
482
00:17:53,399 --> 00:17:55,466
So forget who he was
483
00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:58,535
so that you can enjoy who he is now.
484
00:17:58,604 --> 00:17:59,970
Okay?
485
00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:02,606
Okay. [PATS LEG]
486
00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:05,876
[CLOSET DOOR OPENS]
487
00:18:05,945 --> 00:18:08,712
I just need 30 more minutes of quiet.
488
00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:10,014
- Just 30.
- Okay, babe.
489
00:18:10,116 --> 00:18:11,081
[SIGHING] Oh, God.
490
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:12,750
- I got you.
- Just a little nap.
491
00:18:12,852 --> 00:18:13,884
Hey. Hey.
492
00:18:14,854 --> 00:18:15,786
I love you.
493
00:18:15,855 --> 00:18:17,121
I love you more.
494
00:18:19,325 --> 00:18:21,492
Your mom's hiding in the closet!
495
00:18:22,661 --> 00:18:24,261
[SIGHS]
496
00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:25,796
- JACK: Hey, Mom.
- [GASPS]
497
00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:28,999
Mom?
498
00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:32,369
♪
499
00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:34,004
Why are you crawling around?
500
00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:37,007
I was looking for my contact.
501
00:18:37,109 --> 00:18:40,778
Then I was... looking
for the back of my earring...
502
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,047
and then a Xanax... which I'm gonna need
503
00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:45,616
[STRAINED] if you guys keep asking
me "yes" or "no" questions.
504
00:18:45,718 --> 00:18:47,351
Uh, what's going on?
505
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:51,722
You know how I'm always trying
to be like Shonda Rhimes?
506
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,824
- BOTH: Uh-huh.
- Okay.
507
00:18:53,893 --> 00:18:56,860
Well, like Shonda Rhimes,
I've been saying "Yes"
508
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,228
to everything that you guys ask
509
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,330
because I just feel guilty
510
00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,766
that I'm not spending enough time
511
00:19:02,868 --> 00:19:04,234
having fun with you guys.
512
00:19:04,303 --> 00:19:06,804
Mom! We have fun with you.
513
00:19:06,906 --> 00:19:08,672
You have lots of fun with me?
514
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,407
Fun... period.
515
00:19:10,476 --> 00:19:12,242
Please don't put words in my mouth.
516
00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:13,610
Sorry.
517
00:19:13,712 --> 00:19:15,345
Yes.
518
00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:17,081
We have lots of fun with you.
519
00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:18,549
Good, 'cause I love
playing with you guys.
520
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:20,584
I just... I just
don't have enough energy.
521
00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:21,552
[SIGHS]
522
00:19:21,654 --> 00:19:24,321
Good, 'cause we can use a break.
523
00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:26,156
- Oh.
- These were just polite offers
524
00:19:26,225 --> 00:19:28,158
that we didn't expect you
to take us up on.
525
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,260
Oh. Okay.
526
00:19:30,362 --> 00:19:32,830
I know I should've asked this earlier,
527
00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:34,364
but who's Shonda Rhimes?
528
00:19:36,235 --> 00:19:37,668
You have got to be kidding me.
529
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,336
DRE: So, I took Bow's advice to heart
530
00:19:39,405 --> 00:19:41,472
and decided to meet Pops where he was...
531
00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:43,774
which, in this case,
happened to be the track.
532
00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:44,975
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
533
00:19:45,077 --> 00:19:47,010
Oh. Hey, Pops.
534
00:19:47,113 --> 00:19:48,779
Hey.
535
00:19:48,881 --> 00:19:49,847
What you doin' here?
536
00:19:49,949 --> 00:19:51,548
Well, it's your birthday,
537
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,083
and I wanted to spend it with you.
538
00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:54,651
No strings attached.
539
00:19:56,422 --> 00:19:57,454
Plus...
540
00:19:58,757 --> 00:20:00,057
...I wanted to give you that.
541
00:20:02,194 --> 00:20:04,228
- Money.
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
542
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:07,197
- My favorite, son!
- Yeah, I knew you'd like it.
543
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:09,066
- [LAUGHS]
- Happy Birthday, Pops.
544
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,668
Hey. I'm glad you made it to 65.
545
00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:14,838
Thank you, son. Thank you very much.
546
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:16,006
- Hey, hey.
- What?
547
00:20:16,108 --> 00:20:17,307
That looks like my watch.
548
00:20:17,409 --> 00:20:18,509
- No, this?
- Uh-huh.
549
00:20:18,611 --> 00:20:21,011
No, no, no, no. I got that from Smokey.
550
00:20:21,113 --> 00:20:22,246
Be right back.
551
00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:24,815
♪
552
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:31,827
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
553
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:32,989
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
554
00:20:33,085 --> 00:20:35,538
- Yay, Pops!
- [INDISTINCT TALKING]
555
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,509
I'm glad we did this, Dad.
556
00:20:38,639 --> 00:20:39,838
Me too.
557
00:20:39,908 --> 00:20:43,443
You know, what do you say
you and me hop in the car,
558
00:20:43,545 --> 00:20:46,747
take the top down, head up the coast,
559
00:20:46,849 --> 00:20:49,905
feel the cool breeze with Cool Breeze?
560
00:20:52,288 --> 00:20:53,621
We're never doing that.
561
00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:56,490
♪
562
00:20:57,459 --> 00:20:59,659
I forgive you, Dad.
563
00:20:59,683 --> 00:21:03,183
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