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Barry... 2 00:01:53,393 --> 00:01:55,010 Barry, wake up buddy. 3 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,356 - Fuches? - Hey. 4 00:02:02,269 --> 00:02:04,199 How long were you watching me sleep? 5 00:02:04,762 --> 00:02:07,710 Money from the Rochester job just cleared. 6 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,398 One less bad guy in the world, nice work. 7 00:02:10,404 --> 00:02:11,716 As usual Barry. 8 00:02:11,722 --> 00:02:14,912 Oh, well he was in bed so it wasn't work exactly. 9 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,155 Then why did it take two days? 10 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,600 - Ah, I was doing a recon... - Ah. 11 00:02:20,606 --> 00:02:22,218 to make it clean. 12 00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:23,460 Or... 13 00:02:23,466 --> 00:02:26,539 were you laying around the hotel room like at Sioux Falls last month 14 00:02:26,545 --> 00:02:27,962 or Saint Paul before that... 15 00:02:27,968 --> 00:02:29,857 All these extra expenses, they add up, 16 00:02:29,863 --> 00:02:31,360 - Barry. All right. - Okay. 17 00:02:32,179 --> 00:02:34,214 Oh God, I'm worried about you buddy. 18 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:37,281 This shit heap looks like the old Barry, 19 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:38,624 before he had a purpose. 20 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:40,815 Oh no, I just... I think I'm just burning out. 21 00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:42,717 - Mmm. - Thinking how maybe I need a break. 22 00:02:43,739 --> 00:02:45,525 - Hey, you know what I think? - What? 23 00:02:45,531 --> 00:02:48,649 I-I think what we should do is shake things up a little bit. 24 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,383 You know, so instead of burning another 25 00:02:51,389 --> 00:02:53,188 small town hood in some 26 00:02:53,194 --> 00:02:55,256 snowed in rust belt shithole, 27 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:58,026 what do you say to a little trip up to sunny... 28 00:02:58,032 --> 00:02:59,534 Los Angeles. 29 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,978 You came here to give me an assignment? 30 00:03:01,984 --> 00:03:04,480 It's the Chechen mob! Come here. 31 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:10,411 A guy, by the name of Goran Pazar, needs an outsider to handle. 32 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:13,536 Something embarrassing. It's great money. 33 00:03:13,984 --> 00:03:17,460 Get us a lot closer to where we need be to hang it all up some day. 34 00:03:17,466 --> 00:03:18,817 Wh... when you think I'll be? 35 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,111 The plane for L.A. leaves in four hours. 36 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:25,096 I will have a car waiting for you at the Ontario airport 37 00:03:25,102 --> 00:03:26,411 But Ontario... 38 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,002 wait, isn't that like a two hour drive? 39 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,360 You catch it, you know, flying into LAX. 40 00:03:30,366 --> 00:03:32,349 We gotta cover our tracks, right? 41 00:03:32,355 --> 00:03:35,993 - Why because it's cheaper, or...? - Because it is smarter Barry. 42 00:03:36,702 --> 00:03:39,407 Well, how much cheaper was it? Bim... 43 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:47,986 Sync, corrections & transcription for addic7ed.com by PetaG, PopcornAWH & chamallow 44 00:03:49,653 --> 00:03:51,131 Hey Barry, Fuches. 45 00:03:51,137 --> 00:03:54,082 Probably still on the plane, but, ah, welcome to California buddy. 46 00:03:54,088 --> 00:03:56,647 Hey, my guy said he left the car in space 408. 47 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,460 I told him you are my best guy, so he should hook you up. 48 00:03:59,466 --> 00:04:03,488 He said the car is dope. So, enjoy that buddy. 49 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:06,405 When you meet Goran, don't be afraid to sell yourself. 50 00:04:06,411 --> 00:04:10,220 Remember that liquor distributor in Canton, you stabbed in the nut? 51 00:04:10,442 --> 00:04:12,073 I think Goran's the kind of man, 52 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:14,442 who would find something like that intriguing. 53 00:04:14,448 --> 00:04:17,582 So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know, 54 00:04:17,588 --> 00:04:18,832 you'll go there. 55 00:04:18,838 --> 00:04:21,801 Oh fucking dick... Fucking dick! 56 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:27,475 Hey man, you must be Barry. I'm NoHo Hank. 57 00:04:27,656 --> 00:04:29,968 I trust the flight was good, no? 58 00:04:30,929 --> 00:04:34,173 Are you hungry? I mean you want a Submarine sandwich? 59 00:04:34,179 --> 00:04:36,469 If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes, 60 00:04:36,475 --> 00:04:39,584 Hawaiian punch, or maybe beer or something...? 61 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:42,177 So we're gonna do this outside if that's okay. 62 00:04:42,183 --> 00:04:44,247 His daughter has some friends over, huh? 63 00:04:44,253 --> 00:04:45,646 They're watching their Jessie. 64 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,261 Why, did the bowling alley run out of shoe freshener? 65 00:04:48,768 --> 00:04:51,458 We haven't been in L.A. long, 66 00:04:51,464 --> 00:04:53,596 but we've made a lot of progress. 67 00:04:53,602 --> 00:04:57,914 The Harbors, identity theft, map, 99 Cent stores. 68 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,507 Business has been going great. 69 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:01,046 Recently... 70 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:02,986 personal matters cropped up 71 00:05:02,987 --> 00:05:05,444 which needs to be kept separate from the business, 72 00:05:05,998 --> 00:05:07,531 so we called you. 73 00:05:08,471 --> 00:05:10,611 - This is Ryan Madison. - _ 74 00:05:10,617 --> 00:05:12,751 - He's a physical trainer in Silverlake. - _ 75 00:05:12,757 --> 00:05:14,767 He works with Goran's wife Oksana. 76 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,894 They've been training together for... 77 00:05:17,172 --> 00:05:18,372 What do you think? 78 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:19,992 What you thinking, 79 00:05:20,179 --> 00:05:23,285 two-three months? Hmm? Yeah? 80 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:28,175 Over the past few weeks the sessions became more frequent. 81 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:30,959 Goran asked me to follow her, 82 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:32,873 and I became aware that they were taking up 83 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,147 at a Holiday Inn in Studio City. 84 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,007 I snuck a lipstick camera... 85 00:05:38,774 --> 00:05:41,475 similar to this one, in the room, 86 00:05:41,868 --> 00:05:44,807 and got... this. 87 00:05:50,091 --> 00:05:53,501 Maybe don't want to see this. Turn it off. 88 00:05:54,055 --> 00:05:55,641 - Turn it off! - Come on... 89 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:58,747 - I wanted to give him the whole... - He gets it. 90 00:05:58,753 --> 00:06:01,364 You already said they are taking up in hotel. 91 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:03,936 - Why show footage? You are just impressed - It's important for him to know. 92 00:06:03,942 --> 00:06:05,905 - with yourself for planting camera. - I'm not 93 00:06:05,911 --> 00:06:07,980 - impressed... Okay. - Trash that footage! 94 00:06:07,986 --> 00:06:09,959 - So you guys want him gone? - Yes. 95 00:06:09,965 --> 00:06:11,384 - Good, okay. - We pay you... 96 00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:13,585 No, you don't pay me anything. Fuches takes care of the money. 97 00:06:13,591 --> 00:06:15,475 I just need his name, an address, 98 00:06:15,481 --> 00:06:17,195 and it'll be done in a couple of days. 99 00:06:17,272 --> 00:06:18,896 - That sounds good. - All right. 100 00:06:18,902 --> 00:06:21,205 Now, there's a lot of ways I can, uh... 101 00:06:21,284 --> 00:06:23,625 do this for you. Um... 102 00:06:24,563 --> 00:06:25,982 One of them... 103 00:06:26,826 --> 00:06:28,834 is I could stab him in the nut. 104 00:06:29,334 --> 00:06:31,438 That's something I-I did once, 105 00:06:31,935 --> 00:06:33,152 and I'm... 106 00:06:33,471 --> 00:06:35,311 very comfortable doing it again. 107 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,506 - What? - Or not. 108 00:06:37,512 --> 00:06:38,686 - Why? - Forget about it. 109 00:06:38,687 --> 00:06:39,728 Who would want this? 110 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,161 - Can't you just shoot him? - Yeah, no I... 111 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,192 - Because being shot is very painful. - Yes. 112 00:06:43,198 --> 00:06:46,451 Have you ever been shot? Ha! I have, it's like crazy painful. 113 00:06:46,457 --> 00:06:48,909 Anything is better than stabbing guy in nuts. 114 00:06:48,915 --> 00:06:50,627 Uh, I'll shoot him... I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him. 115 00:06:50,633 --> 00:06:51,833 Okay. 116 00:06:51,895 --> 00:06:53,095 Goran... 117 00:06:53,436 --> 00:06:55,237 I think he's going to shoot him. 118 00:07:09,974 --> 00:07:12,682 No silencer. Thanks, dudes. 119 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,872 _ 120 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,700 Fuck you too! 121 00:08:44,986 --> 00:08:48,410 Fuck you too! Don't you fucking call me "lady"! 122 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:52,281 Don't you fucking call me "lady", you fucking asshole! 123 00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:55,157 You motherfucker! Fuck you too! 124 00:08:55,163 --> 00:08:57,389 Don't you fucking call me "lady"! 125 00:08:57,395 --> 00:08:58,805 Fuck you to..! 126 00:08:59,004 --> 00:09:00,215 Who are you? 127 00:09:00,221 --> 00:09:01,621 What are you doing out here? 128 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:05,225 Shit! I lost my place. Dammit! 129 00:09:05,231 --> 00:09:07,231 Sally, he's ready for you. 130 00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:09,630 Shit! 131 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:12,606 Fuck! Thanks a lot. 132 00:09:17,985 --> 00:09:21,014 Strong... strong stuff you got here. Boy. 133 00:09:21,282 --> 00:09:22,482 Oh. 134 00:09:22,719 --> 00:09:25,203 What you go wrong with you, you need all this stuff? 135 00:09:25,594 --> 00:09:28,398 - You motherfucker. - What? 136 00:09:28,695 --> 00:09:30,502 You fucking asshole! 137 00:09:30,706 --> 00:09:34,206 Who the fuck are you?! Who the fuck do you think you are? 138 00:09:34,212 --> 00:09:36,637 Please, lady, why don't you just try to calm down. 139 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:37,939 Bullshit! 140 00:09:38,719 --> 00:09:39,919 Bullshit! 141 00:09:39,925 --> 00:09:42,733 - It's false, Sally. - I, look, I-I know, 142 00:09:42,739 --> 00:09:45,043 I-I-I got thrown out right before I was about to go on. 143 00:09:45,049 --> 00:09:48,181 - I-I was outside going... - Excuse me. I don't give a shit. 144 00:09:48,470 --> 00:09:50,384 Even your excuses are false. 145 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:53,372 You're up there, you're stinking up my stage, babe. 146 00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:56,472 What the fuck do you want?! 147 00:09:58,543 --> 00:09:59,743 Um... 148 00:10:00,051 --> 00:10:01,773 - the prescription. - Not Linda, 149 00:10:01,878 --> 00:10:03,078 you. 150 00:10:03,363 --> 00:10:08,554 Little Sally Reed from Joplin, Missouri. What do you want?! 151 00:10:09,890 --> 00:10:11,698 - To be an actress. - Again! 152 00:10:11,704 --> 00:10:13,478 I don't believe you. 153 00:10:15,445 --> 00:10:17,798 It's all I ever wanted in the whole world. 154 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:19,004 Oh really? 155 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:21,366 Except you don't think you're going to make it, do you? 156 00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:23,174 I mean that's what you told me. 157 00:10:23,408 --> 00:10:24,608 Oh yeah. 158 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,907 Last week. 159 00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:28,402 She takes me out for a cup of coffee after class, 160 00:10:28,408 --> 00:10:31,522 starts to cry, snot running down her nose, 161 00:10:31,528 --> 00:10:33,950 all of a sudden she said 'I'm not gonna make it' 162 00:10:33,956 --> 00:10:37,318 I'm telling you I was embarrassed, it was pathetic. 163 00:10:37,324 --> 00:10:39,617 Here is a person who's spending her money, 164 00:10:39,623 --> 00:10:42,104 she doesn't have any talent whatsoever. 165 00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:44,978 This chick shouldn't even be in this class. 166 00:10:44,984 --> 00:10:48,277 - I cannot believe... - That is not fair Gene! 167 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:50,380 Don't think. 168 00:10:50,465 --> 00:10:52,132 Just finish the scene. 169 00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:59,009 Don't you call me "lady". 170 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,877 I come in here, I give these things to you, you... you check. 171 00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:04,175 I'm sick! 172 00:11:04,181 --> 00:11:08,053 I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life?! 173 00:11:08,059 --> 00:11:10,671 Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? 174 00:11:10,677 --> 00:11:12,889 And then I'm asked fucking questions. 175 00:11:12,895 --> 00:11:14,565 What's wrong?! 176 00:11:14,571 --> 00:11:16,469 Suck my dick! 177 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:17,933 That's what's wrong. 178 00:11:18,614 --> 00:11:20,000 Shame on you. 179 00:11:20,996 --> 00:11:22,486 Shame on you. 180 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:30,062 Suck my dick. 181 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,829 End scene. 182 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:47,695 - You know that I had to do that, right? - Mmm. 183 00:11:47,701 --> 00:11:49,617 - You know I love you. Ooh. - Mmm. 184 00:11:50,122 --> 00:11:52,422 All right. That... 185 00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:53,833 was something. 186 00:11:53,989 --> 00:11:57,240 Now, as beautiful Sally just demonstrated, 187 00:11:57,246 --> 00:11:58,871 that's what this class is about. 188 00:11:58,877 --> 00:12:04,392 Life! I want you to create a life right here on this stage. 189 00:12:04,398 --> 00:12:08,641 I mean, we're not here studying some fucking TV commercial acting 190 00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:11,250 That's not why you came to L.A., is it? 191 00:12:11,256 --> 00:12:14,355 You didn't move all the way across the country for that. 192 00:12:14,361 --> 00:12:16,348 This is the theater... 193 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,728 Now... 194 00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:21,613 let's give her another round, she deserves the praise. 195 00:12:22,589 --> 00:12:23,789 Yeah! 196 00:12:23,795 --> 00:12:25,425 Hey, man, are you new to this class? 197 00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:27,869 I haven't seen you before. I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison. 198 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,485 Listen, I was supposed to put up this thing with Matt Kennedy 199 00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:30,783 but he got a catering gig... 200 00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:32,489 so, could you help me out? 201 00:12:32,495 --> 00:12:34,695 - Ryan, you're up! - Uh... 202 00:12:35,084 --> 00:12:36,287 Where's Kennedy? 203 00:12:36,598 --> 00:12:37,798 He's not here, 204 00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,262 but I'm going to do the scene with him. 205 00:12:43,474 --> 00:12:44,994 Grab a seat there, boy. 206 00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:46,449 Grab yourself an egg roll. 207 00:12:47,082 --> 00:12:49,693 We got everything here from a diddle-eye Joe to a 208 00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:50,996 damned-if-I-know. 209 00:12:52,809 --> 00:12:55,629 Mean you ate before you came on down here, ol' fool, is that it? 210 00:12:55,635 --> 00:12:57,434 Nah, I don't think so. 211 00:12:58,114 --> 00:13:00,244 I think you're too scared to be eating. 212 00:13:00,503 --> 00:13:02,230 See, you ain't even sat down yet. 213 00:13:02,236 --> 00:13:04,069 On that TV over there, since you been in the room, 214 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,041 is a woman with her titties hanging out. 215 00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:07,626 Now, I know I'm pretty... 216 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,790 but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. 217 00:13:17,044 --> 00:13:19,161 What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. 218 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,681 My peace of mind is worth that much. 219 00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:22,587 Not one penny more. Not one penny more. 220 00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:31,153 It's empty. 221 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,555 End scene. 222 00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:42,633 Whoa, wow! 223 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:43,966 - Yeah! Woo! - Come on! 224 00:13:43,972 --> 00:13:45,402 Woo-hoo! 225 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,892 Woo-hoo! 226 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:50,920 Woo! 227 00:13:59,941 --> 00:14:01,323 Who are you? 228 00:14:02,028 --> 00:14:04,106 - Barry. - Barry what? 229 00:14:05,769 --> 00:14:07,779 - Berkman. - Well, Barry Berkman, 230 00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:10,253 you just used up your one free audit class. 231 00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:13,186 You want to be here on Thursday, you better prepare a monologue. 232 00:14:13,245 --> 00:14:14,503 You understand? 233 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,132 Wow. 234 00:14:20,937 --> 00:14:22,551 Okay who's next? 235 00:14:32,578 --> 00:14:34,775 Hey... hey, Barry. 236 00:14:34,781 --> 00:14:37,875 Hey, I just... I wanted to say sorry for snapping at you back there. 237 00:14:37,881 --> 00:14:41,054 - I-I-I didn't realise you were an actor - Oh, I'm not an actor. 238 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,447 What are you gonna do for your monologue? 239 00:14:42,453 --> 00:14:44,025 I did the scene from The Blind Side. 240 00:14:44,031 --> 00:14:46,343 You know the one where Sandy Bullock interrupts football practice. 241 00:14:46,349 --> 00:14:48,921 "This team is your family, you protect his blind side". 242 00:14:48,927 --> 00:14:50,687 Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar. 243 00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:55,053 - I'm not doing a monologue. - What would be a good mono for you? 244 00:14:55,732 --> 00:14:56,943 Let's go brainstorm. 245 00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:58,857 A bunch of us are going to Residuals. 246 00:15:00,435 --> 00:15:01,765 What's Residuals? 247 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,731 What if you did Robert Duvall from Tender Mercies? 248 00:15:07,737 --> 00:15:09,676 Oh, yes, yes. The one where he's talking with his daughter. 249 00:15:09,682 --> 00:15:12,081 - You should totally do that. - Or... or Brad Pitt from Fight Club. 250 00:15:12,159 --> 00:15:14,165 - Oh, I love it, yes. - You know, to me, 251 00:15:14,171 --> 00:15:15,776 the most important thing is honesty. 252 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,455 Like, whatever you can bring your truth to. 253 00:15:17,461 --> 00:15:20,525 Wait, what is that Kevin Spacey movie... 254 00:15:20,531 --> 00:15:22,343 you know the one where he's the bad guy and he's got the limp? 255 00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:23,638 Oh! Oh, my God, The Usual Suspects. 256 00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:25,848 - Indian guy...? In... India...? - Oh, Indiana Jones? 257 00:15:25,854 --> 00:15:27,530 - It's The Usual Suspects. - Ah, American Beauty... 258 00:15:27,536 --> 00:15:28,825 - K-PAX. - K-PAX. 259 00:15:28,831 --> 00:15:30,731 - Usual Suspects - Did you just move here, Barry? 260 00:15:30,737 --> 00:15:32,434 Uh, yeah, from Cleveland. 261 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,640 - Huh, cool. - Oh, wow. 262 00:15:33,646 --> 00:15:34,846 Well, welcome to Los Angeles. 263 00:15:34,856 --> 00:15:36,340 Oh, are y... are you from L.A.? 264 00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:39,957 - Nobody's actually from L.A., Barry. - Oh, I am though, 265 00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:41,860 - remember, 'cause... - Nick is from Florida. 266 00:15:41,866 --> 00:15:43,850 - Go Gators! - Jermaine's from, uh... 267 00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:45,358 - Denver. - Denver... 268 00:15:45,364 --> 00:15:48,386 - and Antonio here, he's from, um... - Puerto Rico. 269 00:15:48,392 --> 00:15:51,020 Puerto Rico, yeah, he just booked CSI. 270 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:54,051 It's true. I'm playing a dead body on that show. 271 00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,532 Next time I'm gonna play somebody who's alive. 272 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,738 - Yes. - Yeah. 273 00:15:57,744 --> 00:15:59,729 - Yeah you will. - It's about talent... 274 00:15:59,735 --> 00:16:01,882 - Right. - for sure, but mostly... 275 00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:03,187 it's about passion. 276 00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:05,501 I mean, do you think Meryl Streep and Kaley Cuoco became stars 277 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,398 - just because they're the best? No. - Yes. No. 278 00:16:07,404 --> 00:16:09,505 - It's because they wanted it the most. - Wanted it the most. 279 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,669 Look, there's always a million reasons not to do something, Barry, 280 00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:15,379 but if you want it... 281 00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,076 go for it. 282 00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:20,306 Mmm! My girlfriend dates a manager at The Standard, 283 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,188 so if you have bar tending experience or lie and say you do, 284 00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:23,473 I can get you a job there. 285 00:16:23,479 --> 00:16:24,763 Oh, I have a job. 286 00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:27,543 Sales. Auto parts. 287 00:16:27,549 --> 00:16:28,808 - Huh. - Ah. 288 00:16:28,814 --> 00:16:30,253 - That's cool. - Different. 289 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,030 - Mmm! - I don't have the time. 290 00:16:32,035 --> 00:16:35,249 Oh my God, look at Lydia. She's out there all by herself. 291 00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:39,121 - Oh. - Come on, let's go dance. 292 00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:41,232 - Okay. - Oh, I... I don't dance. 293 00:16:41,238 --> 00:16:43,055 Bullshit. Yeah you do. 294 00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,465 I can tell you want to dance. 295 00:16:45,109 --> 00:16:46,321 Okay. 296 00:16:46,429 --> 00:16:48,825 No pressure. You'll know where to find me. 297 00:17:18,269 --> 00:17:20,253 Barry Berkman. 298 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:23,148 Barry Berkman. 299 00:17:25,047 --> 00:17:26,564 You gotta change that name. 300 00:17:27,141 --> 00:17:28,569 I changed my name. 301 00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,184 My real name's Richard Krempf. 302 00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:34,802 Ryan Madison sounds way cooler. 303 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,888 Barry Berkman. It's too plain. 304 00:17:37,894 --> 00:17:39,554 You sound like an accountant or something. 305 00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:42,542 You want something people can remember. 306 00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:47,981 I got the perfect stage name for you. 307 00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:49,275 What? 308 00:17:49,281 --> 00:17:50,481 Mmm... 309 00:17:52,575 --> 00:17:54,004 Barry... 310 00:17:55,152 --> 00:17:56,398 Block. 311 00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,778 - Barry Block? - Yeah. 312 00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:01,150 - I don't get it. - Yeah, 'cause when I look at you, 313 00:18:01,156 --> 00:18:02,440 I think of a block. 314 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:07,460 - Hey, Barry. Hey, hey. - Yeah? 315 00:18:07,743 --> 00:18:10,453 Can you drive him home? He has like seven DUIs. 316 00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,855 - Just... Good night. - Sure. 317 00:18:13,529 --> 00:18:15,338 Looking forward to your monologue. 318 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,121 What? 319 00:18:24,127 --> 00:18:26,692 Come on, you gotta take this class, bro. 320 00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:31,410 - I-I-I... I don't think I can. - It's not that hard, here... 321 00:18:32,176 --> 00:18:33,949 Look, it's all in the book. 322 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,474 This is your new bible. 323 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,481 Gene's teachings changed my life. So you... you go home, 324 00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:41,354 you Google great monologues, 325 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,446 you choose one and I'll help you prepare before tomorrow. 326 00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:47,167 You're going to help me with my audition? 327 00:18:47,874 --> 00:18:49,074 Why? 328 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,499 Ah, you're my scene partner, bro. 329 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,423 We've rocked it out today. 330 00:18:53,429 --> 00:18:54,892 You were so chill, you just... 331 00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:57,671 let me do my thing. You're a very generous performer. 332 00:18:58,359 --> 00:18:59,652 I am? 333 00:18:59,943 --> 00:19:01,143 Totally. 334 00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:06,273 So, I will see you tomorrow, scene partner. 335 00:19:07,601 --> 00:19:08,801 Woo! 336 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,310 Mmm. 337 00:19:16,795 --> 00:19:19,432 What the fuck?! 338 00:19:20,818 --> 00:19:22,190 Ryan Madison... 339 00:19:22,522 --> 00:19:23,889 Barry Block! 340 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,207 What the fuck? 341 00:19:29,848 --> 00:19:31,558 They were hugging. 342 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,837 - Hey, Fuches. - Hey, buddy. 343 00:19:42,846 --> 00:19:44,306 I'm outside, open up. 344 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,464 You're here? 345 00:19:48,726 --> 00:19:51,767 So, this is NoHo Hank, 346 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:56,551 the guy wakes me up last night, says you and your mark were hugging. 347 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,795 - They saw that? - Oh, yeah. 348 00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:03,178 Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened, okay. 349 00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:05,242 - Okay. - I followed Ryan yesterday 350 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:08,468 and, uh, he went to this theater to take an acting class... 351 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,269 and I ended up doing a scene with him from True Romance. 352 00:20:11,565 --> 00:20:13,682 True Romance is a movie. 353 00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,223 Yeah, it's L.A. theater so I guess 354 00:20:16,224 --> 00:20:17,885 all the scenes they do are from from movies. 355 00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:20,287 Point is, I was really good. 356 00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:23,176 And, uh, afterwards I-I hung out with all them. 357 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,859 - Them? - The acting class 358 00:20:24,865 --> 00:20:26,974 - and they're super nice. - The whole class, 359 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,611 including the guy you're supposed to burn? 360 00:20:28,617 --> 00:20:31,369 Ryan Madison, yeah. No, he's a great dude. 361 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,259 And, uh, I don't know, they just made me feel... 362 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,390 really good about myself, you know and, uh... 363 00:20:36,759 --> 00:20:39,626 You know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose, 364 00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:42,235 You think acting could be your purpose? 365 00:20:43,293 --> 00:20:45,329 I don't know... I just... I don't... 366 00:20:45,335 --> 00:20:47,691 I just feel really motivated right now or something. 367 00:20:47,697 --> 00:20:49,650 - It made me feel really good. - Okay, but what about 368 00:20:49,656 --> 00:20:51,352 what we do together, Barry? 369 00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:54,021 Well, you know they told me a very small percentage of actors 370 00:20:54,027 --> 00:20:55,847 actually make a living acting, you know, 371 00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:59,269 so most of them have day jobs, so I just figured I'd do night hits. 372 00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:01,791 - or something... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... sit. 373 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:04,218 Okay. Now, Barry... 374 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:10,438 acting is a... is a very face-forward type of job. It's... 375 00:21:13,597 --> 00:21:18,132 it's a direct conflict to being someone who anonymously kills people. 376 00:21:18,138 --> 00:21:20,848 You want to have a hobby or something, you could take up... 377 00:21:21,153 --> 00:21:23,611 painting. You know, Hitler painted. 378 00:21:24,028 --> 00:21:27,746 John Wayne Gacy painted. It's a good solid hobby. 379 00:21:27,752 --> 00:21:29,311 Never got in the way of what they're doing. 380 00:21:29,317 --> 00:21:30,949 These are professional actors... 381 00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:33,921 and... they're the real deal and they say I got something. 382 00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:35,170 No, I get... I get it, I get it, 383 00:21:35,176 --> 00:21:36,684 but I think you gotta think this thing through. 384 00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:39,069 I mean, you wanna... you wanna go out there and try to burn a guy 385 00:21:39,075 --> 00:21:42,889 and have him say, "Hey, there's the guy from the chicken commercial". 386 00:21:43,257 --> 00:21:44,944 I don't know if I'd do commercials. 387 00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:50,624 Barry... when you decided to do this for a living 388 00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:53,803 you closed the door on being able to do anything else. 389 00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:57,308 You're a killer, Barry. You kill the bad guys. 390 00:21:57,314 --> 00:21:58,919 Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy. 391 00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:02,863 - He lent me a book. He's... - No, no, no. Stop thinking. Kill Ryan. 392 00:22:02,964 --> 00:22:06,081 These Chechens are the scariest people I have ever worked with 393 00:22:06,087 --> 00:22:08,628 and they're talking about taking you off this job. 394 00:22:10,261 --> 00:22:11,547 Off the job? 395 00:22:11,553 --> 00:22:16,178 I'm sorry, but I don't feel like dying over some wannabe actor. 396 00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:19,878 Yeah. No. Yeah. 397 00:22:19,884 --> 00:22:21,736 This is what you do. 398 00:22:21,835 --> 00:22:23,647 This is all you do. 399 00:22:24,561 --> 00:22:26,121 You understand? 400 00:22:28,059 --> 00:22:29,259 Yeah. 401 00:22:29,676 --> 00:22:30,876 Okay, good. 402 00:23:35,162 --> 00:23:37,872 - Hey, Mr. Cousineau. - You weren't in class today. 403 00:23:37,878 --> 00:23:40,162 - Yeah, no, I know. - Ryan was very upset. 404 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:42,370 Yeah, no, I, ah... I gotta leave town. 405 00:23:42,376 --> 00:23:44,194 I'm so sorry to hear that. 406 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:47,158 Hey, Mr. Cousineau, uh, I was wondering, um... 407 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:50,211 do you think I was good enough to be in your class. 408 00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:55,035 No Barry I don't. 409 00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:58,355 What you did was dog shit. 410 00:23:58,361 --> 00:24:00,855 I mean, really, really awful. 411 00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:02,438 Dumb acting, I'd call it. 412 00:24:02,444 --> 00:24:03,683 Do you know why? 413 00:24:04,854 --> 00:24:07,577 Because acting is truth... 414 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:10,121 and I saw no truth. 415 00:24:10,177 --> 00:24:12,385 So, here's my advice to you. 416 00:24:12,497 --> 00:24:15,866 You go back to whatever nook of the world you call home 417 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:18,282 and you do whatever it is you're good at. 418 00:24:18,288 --> 00:24:19,857 Because this... 419 00:24:19,934 --> 00:24:21,628 is not it. 420 00:24:22,434 --> 00:24:24,288 You wanna know what I'm good at? 421 00:24:25,441 --> 00:24:26,980 I'm good at killing people. 422 00:24:30,542 --> 00:24:33,032 You know, when I got back from Afghanistan I, ah... 423 00:24:33,593 --> 00:24:35,010 was really depressed. 424 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:37,238 You know, like I didn't leave my house for months, and ah... 425 00:24:37,415 --> 00:24:39,754 this friend of my dad's, he's, uh... 426 00:24:39,837 --> 00:24:41,751 he's like an uncle to me. He, uh... 427 00:24:41,757 --> 00:24:43,923 he helped me out and he gave me a purpose. 428 00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:46,668 He told me that... 429 00:24:47,271 --> 00:24:49,889 that what I was good at over there could be useful here... 430 00:24:50,396 --> 00:24:51,806 and, uh... 431 00:24:52,303 --> 00:24:53,736 it's a job. 432 00:24:54,277 --> 00:24:56,402 You know. All right the money's good, 433 00:24:56,408 --> 00:24:58,999 and, uh these people I take out like they're... 434 00:24:59,348 --> 00:25:03,155 they're bad people, you know, like they're pieces of shit. Um... 435 00:25:05,024 --> 00:25:06,747 But lately, you know I've... 436 00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:09,117 like, I'm not sleeping and, ah... 437 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:14,038 that depressed feeling's back, you know. 438 00:25:16,424 --> 00:25:17,624 Like... 439 00:25:17,923 --> 00:25:20,462 like I know there's more to me.. 440 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:21,853 than that. 441 00:25:24,047 --> 00:25:25,900 Maybe, I don't know... 442 00:25:27,161 --> 00:25:28,669 maybe there's not. 443 00:25:30,586 --> 00:25:32,922 Maybe this is all I'm good at. I don't know. 444 00:25:39,352 --> 00:25:40,882 Anyway, forget it. 445 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,811 I'm sorry to bother you. 446 00:25:43,864 --> 00:25:45,274 What's that from? 447 00:25:47,138 --> 00:25:48,338 What? 448 00:25:48,544 --> 00:25:50,762 Are you telling me that was an improvisation? 449 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,517 Huh! 450 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:53,908 Interesting. 451 00:25:54,193 --> 00:25:56,481 Well, the story's nonsense but... 452 00:25:56,487 --> 00:25:57,995 there's something to work with. 453 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:01,171 My class is not cheap. 454 00:26:01,983 --> 00:26:03,960 - Well, that's not a problem. - You pay in cash. 455 00:26:03,961 --> 00:26:05,524 - Yeah. - You pay in advance. 456 00:26:05,551 --> 00:26:06,264 I can do that. 457 00:26:06,270 --> 00:26:08,958 Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 PM. 458 00:26:09,228 --> 00:26:11,556 - We start on time. - Absolutely. 459 00:26:11,618 --> 00:26:13,236 What's your last name again? 460 00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:15,030 Block. 461 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:16,807 Barry Block. 462 00:26:16,813 --> 00:26:19,016 - You pay in advance. - Yeah, no, I know. 463 00:26:19,130 --> 00:26:20,665 Gene M. Cousineau... 464 00:26:21,317 --> 00:26:23,186 I look forward to this journey 465 00:26:23,192 --> 00:26:25,641 - Great. Oh... whoa! - Watch your toes. 466 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,805 _ 467 00:26:38,811 --> 00:26:42,059 _ 468 00:27:30,471 --> 00:27:31,809 What's going on guys? 469 00:27:32,516 --> 00:27:35,525 - ***. Waste him! - Now, now, now! 470 00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:37,870 - Now, take the shot! Shoot him, now! - Hey... 471 00:27:37,876 --> 00:27:39,349 Don't pull that gun on me, man. 472 00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:41,465 - Come on, Cristobal! - Don't pull that gun on me. 473 00:27:41,466 --> 00:27:43,066 - Take the shot! - ***. 474 00:27:43,072 --> 00:27:44,380 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 475 00:27:55,526 --> 00:27:56,726 Fuck! 476 00:28:35,227 --> 00:28:36,525 Oh, thank you. 477 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:39,658 Oh, wonder what's going on out there? 478 00:28:40,132 --> 00:28:42,447 - Do you have whiskey? - No. 479 00:28:42,557 --> 00:28:43,874 We have herbal tea. 480 00:28:44,378 --> 00:28:45,737 I'll have an herbal tea. 481 00:28:46,994 --> 00:28:48,280 What have you got there? 482 00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:50,725 Oh, I've got an audition tomorrow. 483 00:28:50,978 --> 00:28:52,285 I'm an actor. 484 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:56,559 So am I. 485 00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:14,999 Sync, corrections & transcription for addic7ed.com by PetaG, PopcornAWH & chamallow 36039

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