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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:39,418 Bands Horns and Revelry. 2 00:00:50,497 --> 00:00:56,402 Ideas... 3 00:00:57,871 --> 00:01:00,863 Plans... 4 00:01:03,577 --> 00:01:06,546 Schemes... 5 00:01:17,624 --> 00:01:22,152 There are loads and loads of dreams... 6 00:01:22,229 --> 00:01:26,495 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 7 00:01:26,566 --> 00:01:28,534 Colourful dreams... 8 00:01:28,602 --> 00:01:30,729 quirky schemes. 9 00:01:30,837 --> 00:01:35,206 There are loads and loads of dreams... 10 00:01:35,275 --> 00:01:39,575 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 11 00:01:39,646 --> 00:01:41,705 Colourful dreams... 12 00:01:41,782 --> 00:01:43,841 quirky schemes. 13 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:45,179 Ideas... 14 00:01:46,253 --> 00:01:47,345 Plans... 15 00:01:48,321 --> 00:01:48,548 Schemes... 16 00:01:52,392 --> 00:01:56,920 The plans are rooted deep, 17 00:01:57,197 --> 00:02:01,327 Though the path is steep. 18 00:02:01,401 --> 00:02:05,633 You will realize the dream, because you've got the scheme. 19 00:02:05,705 --> 00:02:10,199 There are loads and loads of dreams... 20 00:02:10,277 --> 00:02:14,213 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 21 00:02:14,281 --> 00:02:18,217 Ideas... 22 00:02:21,221 --> 00:02:24,213 Plans... 23 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:29,218 Schemes. 24 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:44,977 We will tackle the future tomorrow 25 00:02:45,312 --> 00:02:49,442 We won't budge come joy or sorrow. 26 00:02:49,516 --> 00:02:54,249 And if our ambitions were to turn cold 27 00:02:58,325 --> 00:03:03,262 We'll warm them with rising sun, lo and behold. 28 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:11,267 Tension is nothing more than a wrinkle on the forehead 29 00:03:11,404 --> 00:03:15,704 It's the earnest smiles, that resolve everything in the head. 30 00:03:15,775 --> 00:03:20,007 Try it out, just try it out... exploit the schemes 31 00:03:20,347 --> 00:03:24,340 There are loads and loads of dreams... 32 00:03:24,417 --> 00:03:28,877 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 33 00:03:28,955 --> 00:03:30,946 Colourful dreams... 34 00:03:31,024 --> 00:03:33,288 quirky schemes. 35 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:37,495 There are loads and loads of dreams... 36 00:03:37,564 --> 00:03:41,898 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 37 00:03:41,968 --> 00:03:46,564 Ideas... 38 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:50,770 Plans... 39 00:03:50,844 --> 00:03:54,371 Schemes. 40 00:04:09,329 --> 00:04:10,387 What's this? 41 00:04:10,463 --> 00:04:11,521 It's daal... move on. 42 00:04:11,598 --> 00:04:13,065 Food first... - What do you think this is? 43 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,391 Horse shit! We pay 1200 per month... 44 00:04:16,403 --> 00:04:17,461 Should I call the warden? 45 00:04:17,537 --> 00:04:19,835 Call him... and ask him to bring us his biryani along. 46 00:04:20,507 --> 00:04:22,873 Screaming at him won't get us the biryani... give me your phone. 47 00:04:22,943 --> 00:04:24,001 Use yours... 48 00:04:24,077 --> 00:04:25,874 My outgoing has just been barred by the phone company... 49 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:32,510 So Thape? What does it look like? 50 00:04:35,422 --> 00:04:39,654 OK, biryani for dinner has been fixed! 51 00:04:40,026 --> 00:04:42,358 Ten rupees everyone... entry fee. 52 00:04:42,429 --> 00:04:44,090 Oh, so it's our cash and your party, Bittoo. 53 00:04:50,704 --> 00:04:52,001 Bittoo, you've started already? 54 00:04:52,072 --> 00:04:53,733 We will eat as much as we can. 55 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:55,766 So Thapa? 56 00:04:56,376 --> 00:04:57,434 Out in 10 minutes... 57 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:59,876 Even the smell will not be felt in 10 minutes. 58 00:05:00,046 --> 00:05:02,708 It's a dance party, not a wedding night with very few guests. 59 00:05:02,782 --> 00:05:05,444 You'll get caught easily... and I will lose my job. 60 00:05:05,518 --> 00:05:07,850 It's just a job. Easy come easy go. 61 00:05:08,588 --> 00:05:10,385 Please Bittoo, just hurry up. 62 00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:29,940 Minki and Binny. 63 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:31,136 Bittoo Boss. 64 00:05:32,479 --> 00:05:35,471 Hey sunny, pan here dude. 65 00:05:42,422 --> 00:05:45,414 Why are you posing looking dull? Spice it up, man. 66 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:47,687 How are you doing buddy? Looking like a rock star. 67 00:05:55,502 --> 00:05:57,470 The plates are really small. 68 00:05:59,773 --> 00:06:03,072 Excuse me... which side are you from? 69 00:06:03,977 --> 00:06:05,035 Why should I tell you? 70 00:06:05,779 --> 00:06:08,441 One minute... please step aside. 71 00:06:08,515 --> 00:06:09,573 Why should I? 72 00:06:09,649 --> 00:06:11,514 Keep the plate here... call Mr. Kochar. 73 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:14,178 Quickly. Aunty, please come forward and serve yourself. 74 00:06:14,654 --> 00:06:16,178 Please step aside, you are blocking the way. 75 00:06:17,524 --> 00:06:18,889 Who are you to put me aside? 76 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:22,621 Anu aunty's assistant... she has organised this entire night... 77 00:06:22,696 --> 00:06:25,130 and it's my duty to see that no riff-raff eat here. 78 00:06:25,198 --> 00:06:26,722 I am no riff-raff! 79 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,791 Who knows... we'll find out right now. 80 00:06:28,868 --> 00:06:30,529 Yes... tell me what happened. 81 00:06:30,603 --> 00:06:33,538 Here is the bride's uncle. Uncle, should I let him eat? 82 00:06:33,606 --> 00:06:35,005 Is he from the groom's side or the bride's? 83 00:06:35,075 --> 00:06:36,133 From neither side. 84 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:38,539 I knew it! You are a riff-raff. 85 00:06:38,611 --> 00:06:40,044 Who are you calling riff-raff? 86 00:06:42,148 --> 00:06:44,514 Sunny! Come here. 87 00:06:46,686 --> 00:06:47,744 Come here. 88 00:06:48,822 --> 00:06:49,880 Tell them who I am. 89 00:06:49,956 --> 00:06:51,480 We are both with the video team. 90 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:53,890 Really? I've not seen you around. 91 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,487 We work very quietly... to not disturb the gentry. 92 00:06:57,831 --> 00:06:59,093 It's all planning, uncle. 93 00:06:59,566 --> 00:07:03,559 We thought we'd get dinner out of the way before the dancing started. 94 00:07:04,571 --> 00:07:05,629 We won't eat if you don't like. 95 00:07:06,106 --> 00:07:09,507 In every wedding we are treated with respect... 96 00:07:09,576 --> 00:07:11,134 and offered food and she is calling me riff-raff. 97 00:07:11,211 --> 00:07:12,508 It's my duty. If we run short of food... 98 00:07:12,579 --> 00:07:14,638 because riff-raff like you have eaten it... 99 00:07:14,714 --> 00:07:15,772 Uncle will question me, right? 100 00:07:17,183 --> 00:07:23,053 Spit the anger out, and eat well. Later you shoot well. OK? 101 00:07:23,123 --> 00:07:24,818 Yes, yes of course. Sunny, you get the best shots. 102 00:07:24,891 --> 00:07:28,122 Give them a plate and what about the dancing? Get it started. 103 00:07:28,194 --> 00:07:29,252 Sure! About to start. 104 00:07:38,938 --> 00:07:39,996 Is there a leg piece? 105 00:07:40,073 --> 00:07:41,131 Cheapster! 106 00:07:43,143 --> 00:07:48,740 OK everyone, come to the centre please, let the dancing begin. 107 00:07:49,182 --> 00:07:51,548 There won't be just songs on this musical night... 108 00:07:51,618 --> 00:07:55,554 there will be dancing and competing. 109 00:07:56,222 --> 00:07:58,622 So will the bride's team win or the groom's? 110 00:07:59,159 --> 00:08:03,721 This will be decided once their relatives join the dance. 111 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:06,164 Uncle, please start the dance, 112 00:08:06,232 --> 00:08:07,859 you surely look like you could break a leg! 113 00:08:09,202 --> 00:08:10,294 Please come everyone. 114 00:08:17,177 --> 00:08:21,307 I went shopping and bought a key 115 00:08:21,648 --> 00:08:25,744 Will groom's aunty twist like Shakira with me? 116 00:08:26,186 --> 00:08:29,917 I went shopping and bought pizzas for me, 117 00:08:31,124 --> 00:08:34,252 Will bride's Uncle dance the disco with me? 118 00:08:34,327 --> 00:08:37,785 The party rocks to the brim. 119 00:08:37,864 --> 00:08:39,991 When uncle-aunty dance within. 120 00:08:40,066 --> 00:08:41,192 The party rocks to the brim. 121 00:08:41,267 --> 00:08:42,962 When uncle-aunty dance within. 122 00:08:43,036 --> 00:08:46,005 The party rocks to the brim. 123 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:58,341 I went shopping and I bought jewelry. 124 00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:02,945 He chews betel... the brother-in-law to be! 125 00:09:03,022 --> 00:09:07,152 I went shopping and bought a lock and key 126 00:09:07,627 --> 00:09:11,290 Look how she squirms, the sister-in-law to be 127 00:09:11,364 --> 00:09:14,856 The party rocks to the brim. 128 00:09:14,934 --> 00:09:16,697 When brother-sister dance within. 129 00:09:16,769 --> 00:09:18,236 The party rocks to the brim. 130 00:09:18,304 --> 00:09:20,238 When brother-sister dance within. 131 00:09:20,306 --> 00:09:22,866 The party rocks to the brim. 132 00:09:22,942 --> 00:09:27,038 I went shopping and... make no haste... 133 00:09:27,113 --> 00:09:30,708 Hurry up DJ, turn the table and blast the base. 134 00:09:30,783 --> 00:09:33,183 The party rocks when... 135 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,711 we do the hip hop... 136 00:09:35,788 --> 00:09:37,653 The party rocks when... 137 00:09:37,991 --> 00:09:40,084 DJ makes you dance 138 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:42,389 The party rocks to the brim. 139 00:09:46,866 --> 00:09:50,802 I went shopping and bought a mango 140 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:53,270 Bride's mother perks up... 141 00:09:53,339 --> 00:09:55,204 Starts to do the tango. 142 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:58,972 Bride's mother... 143 00:10:00,013 --> 00:10:03,915 I went shopping and bought some Paddy 144 00:10:04,284 --> 00:10:06,343 He jumps at two for tango... 145 00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:08,216 Here's groom's daddy... 146 00:10:08,288 --> 00:10:11,746 The party rocks to the brim. 147 00:10:11,824 --> 00:10:13,348 When mummy-daddy dance within. 148 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:14,950 The party rocks to the brim. 149 00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:16,859 When mummy-daddy dance within. 150 00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:19,694 The party rocks to the brim. 151 00:10:23,236 --> 00:10:26,728 I went shopping and bought a Jacuzzi 152 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,271 Hold the groove, and do the boogie-woogie 153 00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:33,312 The party rocks to the brim. 154 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:35,040 When everyone does the boogie-woogie within. 155 00:10:35,114 --> 00:10:36,172 The party rocks to the brim. 156 00:10:36,249 --> 00:10:41,710 When everyone does the boogie-woogie within. 157 00:10:42,322 --> 00:10:45,723 Hello, Mrs. Aggarwal... 158 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:48,226 good afternoon I say. 159 00:10:49,395 --> 00:10:51,090 I am Binny's uncle. 160 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:57,867 Just wanted to thank you for last night's function. 161 00:10:59,872 --> 00:11:01,737 It went well because you worked hard and your assistant... 162 00:11:01,808 --> 00:11:03,776 what was her name again? 163 00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:08,070 Shruti... oh, yes. Is it just Shruti or? 164 00:11:09,215 --> 00:11:10,273 Oh Kakkar. 165 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:14,747 No, it's just that some of our relatives... 166 00:11:14,821 --> 00:11:17,085 were enquiring about her last night. 167 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:20,757 Look at the irony, while she is busy in arranging the weddings of others... 168 00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:22,818 there are proposals coming for her. 169 00:11:25,298 --> 00:11:26,356 Really? 170 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,499 Is there someone? 171 00:11:32,839 --> 00:11:39,506 No... No it's correct. 172 00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:40,905 Education is crucial, she should complete her... 173 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:42,038 graduation before getting married. 174 00:11:42,849 --> 00:11:45,317 Besides, there is hardly any time left for her to finish her education. 175 00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:47,819 Which college is she in by the way? 176 00:11:49,355 --> 00:11:53,189 Go, go, go... found her classmates. Shruti Kakkar has left. 177 00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:56,160 She got onto the U-special bus just a minute ago to go home... go, go, go. 178 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:57,526 Where does she stay? - Janak Puri. 179 00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,921 Janak Puri? She must be an aunty-like! 180 00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:01,523 Your aunty, not mine. 181 00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:03,792 If you had been so dedicated towards... 182 00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,394 your education you could have topped your college. 183 00:12:05,471 --> 00:12:07,268 Mikka, speed up... quit the lecture. 184 00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:11,542 Look there... the bus... 185 00:12:11,611 --> 00:12:13,806 hurry up, what are you doing? 186 00:12:14,414 --> 00:12:17,178 You will get us stuck, move out. 187 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,410 It's a traffic signal. You expect me to fly? 188 00:12:18,484 --> 00:12:19,542 The cop is standing right there. 189 00:12:21,821 --> 00:12:25,154 Bittoo... have you lost it? 190 00:12:54,053 --> 00:12:55,111 Hello... 191 00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:56,980 you remember? 192 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:58,448 Me? 193 00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:01,251 Riff-raff. 194 00:13:01,394 --> 00:13:02,452 What do you want? 195 00:13:03,062 --> 00:13:06,520 Nothing... just... for you... 196 00:13:08,468 --> 00:13:11,904 it's a DVD of the dancing night. Only your dance is on it. 197 00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:15,265 Are you hitting on me? 198 00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:16,872 Don't even try it... 199 00:13:16,943 --> 00:13:18,410 I don't have time for love and rubbish like that. 200 00:13:18,478 --> 00:13:20,412 Even I don't have time to flirt and all! 201 00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:23,944 I am here just for the DVD and for some friendship. 202 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,150 Ok. Cool... 203 00:13:35,495 --> 00:13:37,224 I edited it with my own hands. 204 00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:40,891 I suggest you send it to Indian Idol... you will win for sure... 205 00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:43,168 and then the Bollywood heroines will be out. 206 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:47,963 Indian Idol, my foot. I am going to start my own business. 207 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,302 Once the exams end... it begins. 208 00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,433 What business? 209 00:13:52,979 --> 00:13:54,037 What sort of business is that? 210 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:57,279 Weddings require so many things. 211 00:13:57,517 --> 00:14:01,044 Tents, decorations, musical bands, catering, etc, etc... 212 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:04,587 Who arranges all of that? Wedding planners. 213 00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:09,357 I want to be the best wedding planner in Delhi... no... in India. 214 00:14:09,495 --> 00:14:10,553 Good. 215 00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,564 Good? It's the best business. 216 00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:17,168 If a Bollywood heroine's films flop, she is out... 217 00:14:17,236 --> 00:14:20,467 but be it recession or inflation, people will always get married. 218 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,940 Thousands and millions of rupees will always be spent on weddings... 219 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:24,934 and who will be required for the entire planning? 220 00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:26,603 A wedding planner. 221 00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:29,607 Yes! I have planned everything. 222 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:32,475 Come I'll show you... 223 00:14:34,954 --> 00:14:38,947 This is my company's name: Shaadi Mubarak. 224 00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:41,084 Very good... 225 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,218 Isn't it? 226 00:14:42,295 --> 00:14:44,286 I already have 3 years of part-time work experience... 227 00:14:44,363 --> 00:14:45,455 with Anu Aunty. 228 00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:48,296 Whatever salary I get, I give half to the home. 229 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,426 My father works for the government. 230 00:14:50,503 --> 00:14:51,629 The rest is my own savings. 231 00:14:51,704 --> 00:14:53,035 To start my new company. 232 00:14:53,573 --> 00:14:56,041 There are various themes in the market these days... 233 00:14:56,108 --> 00:14:57,268 like the fairy tale theme... 234 00:14:57,510 --> 00:15:02,140 prince-princess theme, Barbie theme, magic theme, circus theme... 235 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:05,040 So is the groom a joker or a ring-master? 236 00:15:07,587 --> 00:15:09,987 Get lost... you waste your time loafing about and... 237 00:15:10,056 --> 00:15:12,047 when someone else plans something, you laugh at them. 238 00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:13,656 Can't even pronounce business properly. 239 00:15:25,605 --> 00:15:27,004 It's my dance... 240 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,001 Well I don't expect you to thank me... 241 00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:30,372 buy me a bread pakora at least. 242 00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:32,172 I have a lot of studying right now... let's meet after the exams. 243 00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:33,576 OK, bye. 244 00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:41,451 What a waste of time! 245 00:16:01,474 --> 00:16:03,374 Exams over! Shaadi Mubarak! 246 00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:10,173 You are back again? 247 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:12,584 I've travelled all the way from Ambala 248 00:16:12,652 --> 00:16:14,051 with the best proposal for you... 249 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,247 and you are showing attitude! 250 00:16:16,322 --> 00:16:18,654 I said Shruti will be livid when she arrives... 251 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:20,055 but your father said... 252 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,684 let's see the proposal now that aunty has come so far. 253 00:16:21,761 --> 00:16:24,594 My child, you've been working with Anu Aunty for three years... 254 00:16:24,664 --> 00:16:26,359 it's time to relax and get married. 255 00:16:26,432 --> 00:16:28,798 After that you can start your wedding business. 256 00:16:29,402 --> 00:16:31,063 After the marriage the in-laws will be after me... 257 00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:33,264 for grandchildren... 258 00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:35,570 and the husband's mouth will be locked forever. 259 00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:38,076 Within a year there will be a child, and then soon the next one... 260 00:16:38,144 --> 00:16:39,202 and then I just sit at home... 261 00:16:39,278 --> 00:16:41,075 being a mother all my life. 262 00:16:41,747 --> 00:16:44,807 I will get married to whoever you like... 263 00:16:45,284 --> 00:16:46,581 but after Shaadi Mubarak is set up. 264 00:16:46,652 --> 00:16:48,586 Look, I am 20 years old now. 265 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:50,087 Give me time, five years, and when I am 25 marry me off... 266 00:16:50,156 --> 00:16:52,647 with or without Shaadi Mubarak. 267 00:16:54,694 --> 00:16:55,752 Had tea? 268 00:16:56,095 --> 00:16:57,153 Now get lost. 269 00:16:57,229 --> 00:17:01,427 Please ask Manoj if he can wait for five years. 270 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,264 If not then best of luck. 271 00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,140 No dude! Don't go. 272 00:17:10,776 --> 00:17:12,471 OK, don't be sad. Keep the shirt. 273 00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:14,111 Come on, I am not so evil. 274 00:17:14,647 --> 00:17:16,342 I am sad because you are leaving, not for these clothes. 275 00:17:18,718 --> 00:17:20,515 What will you do with an MBA? 276 00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:24,122 Whether you pass or fail... 277 00:17:24,657 --> 00:17:26,124 you will still have to return to your father's farm... 278 00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:27,591 and chop sugarcanes with him. 279 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,184 But I have to make my own life. 280 00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:31,657 You want to do an MBA? - Yes. 281 00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:32,789 Then do it... 282 00:17:32,865 --> 00:17:34,127 don't lecture me. 283 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,425 Where is your suitcase? 284 00:17:37,203 --> 00:17:38,261 Hello, uncle. 285 00:17:38,337 --> 00:17:39,463 Hello, son. 286 00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:40,596 What suitcase? 287 00:17:41,474 --> 00:17:43,135 Didn't your mother tell you that... 288 00:17:43,209 --> 00:17:45,336 we are in town to take the delivery of the new tractor... 289 00:17:45,411 --> 00:17:46,810 and will take you with us on the way back? 290 00:17:47,747 --> 00:17:50,147 Should I remember the exam answers or Mom's talk? 291 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,144 Sonu! Pack his bags. 292 00:17:52,218 --> 00:17:53,276 Me? 293 00:17:53,352 --> 00:17:56,480 He will do it... come with me I'll show you... come outside. 294 00:17:58,224 --> 00:17:59,282 Come. 295 00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:03,553 Look at that. 296 00:18:04,764 --> 00:18:05,822 Is it not the best colour? 297 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:09,900 We will all go back home on this lean machine. 298 00:18:13,239 --> 00:18:14,297 I can't come. 299 00:18:14,774 --> 00:18:16,469 Why? Have you set up a shop? 300 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:17,600 Yes... 301 00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:19,569 No... 302 00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:24,915 not a shop... a business. 303 00:18:25,718 --> 00:18:26,776 Business? 304 00:18:26,852 --> 00:18:27,910 What do you sell? 305 00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:29,312 We don't sell... 306 00:18:29,722 --> 00:18:31,246 we organise weddings. 307 00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:32,849 Wedding planning. 308 00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:35,486 Barbers organise weddings. 309 00:18:35,561 --> 00:18:36,619 In small towns like Saharanpur... 310 00:18:36,695 --> 00:18:38,185 in Delhi it's a big business. 311 00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:40,829 Be it recession or inflation people will still get married. 312 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,595 People invest millions in weddings. 313 00:18:43,803 --> 00:18:45,202 100 percent profit... 314 00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:46,630 Oh silly... 315 00:18:47,273 --> 00:18:49,707 Our boys don't do girls' jobs. 316 00:18:50,743 --> 00:18:53,211 Now that your curiosity about college is over... 317 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:56,271 come home and manage the farm, like everyone else. 318 00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,745 I'll kill myself but I won't chop sugar canes. 319 00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:02,219 No one can die jumping off the first floor... 320 00:19:02,288 --> 00:19:04,654 you're good at nothing, neither suicide nor business. 321 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,349 And listen... 322 00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,359 once the sugarcane catches blight, it's cut off and thrown away. 323 00:19:09,295 --> 00:19:10,819 You are a cane with blight. 324 00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,830 You are no good to me now. 325 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:18,233 When you run out of money then catch a bus home. 326 00:19:20,306 --> 00:19:21,364 This is the fare... 327 00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,232 don't spend it. 328 00:19:25,778 --> 00:19:26,836 Come on, Sonu. 329 00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:29,305 You... 330 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:38,648 So Mr. Blighted Cane... 331 00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:39,782 what're you going to do now? 332 00:19:39,859 --> 00:19:42,259 Dude, while bullshitting to dad, I hit upon a brilliant idea. 333 00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:44,324 I am gonna make a partnership with miss Janak Puri. 334 00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:45,990 You want to be a wedding planner? 335 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,260 I thought you were just deflecting your father. 336 00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:49,392 Why? What's the problem? 337 00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:52,861 The turn over is in thousands, recession or inflation. 338 00:19:52,938 --> 00:19:54,405 Shruti Kakkar will kill you. 339 00:19:54,473 --> 00:19:56,270 Only if I hit on her. 340 00:19:56,876 --> 00:19:58,605 I am not interested in her and nor is she in me... 341 00:19:58,677 --> 00:19:59,939 a partnership is all I am asking for. 342 00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:01,536 Shaadi Mubarak is her idea... 343 00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:03,673 why will she make you her partner? 344 00:20:03,749 --> 00:20:04,943 Why won't she? 345 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,348 You think she won't? 346 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:19,689 Laugh freely, 347 00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:20,857 or don't laugh at all, 348 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,298 what sort of a laugh is that? 349 00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:26,429 Did you smell the perfume? 350 00:20:26,505 --> 00:20:27,563 It's horrible... 351 00:20:28,841 --> 00:20:29,899 they bathe in it... 352 00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:32,909 if you sit next to them you can't enjoy the smell of the bread. 353 00:20:35,981 --> 00:20:38,347 But your business idea... 354 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,475 it's great... 355 00:20:39,552 --> 00:20:40,712 Shaadi Mubarak. 356 00:20:41,387 --> 00:20:42,445 When are you starting? 357 00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:43,579 It's started. 358 00:20:43,789 --> 00:20:45,484 I have to reach Chanda Narang's office in an hour. 359 00:20:45,558 --> 00:20:46,684 Her son's wedding? 360 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:47,919 Oh no... 361 00:20:48,394 --> 00:20:51,056 Chanda Narang is the superstar, like Sharukh Khan, of wedding planning. 362 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:52,926 I'll train with her for some time and then... 363 00:20:52,998 --> 00:20:54,056 my own company. 364 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,391 Well... 365 00:20:57,336 --> 00:21:01,363 I too have a brilliant business plan. 366 00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:03,073 It's a bit complicated though. 367 00:21:03,609 --> 00:21:05,736 First this and then that... 368 00:21:06,946 --> 00:21:08,880 so I was wondering, till mine comes in line... 369 00:21:08,948 --> 00:21:10,711 why don't I join your Shaadi Mubarak as a partner? 370 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:12,975 I don't want any partnership complications. 371 00:21:13,052 --> 00:21:14,349 Such a big business... turnover of thousands... 372 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:16,752 how will you run it by yourself? 373 00:21:16,822 --> 00:21:18,551 I have handled so many weddings on my own. 374 00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:24,560 I don't have any business idea, dude. 375 00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:26,756 I know. 376 00:21:26,832 --> 00:21:29,357 If I don't find a job or business here... 377 00:21:29,435 --> 00:21:32,029 then my dad will take me back to the village to chop canes. 378 00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:34,104 Please save me from the sugarcane. 379 00:21:34,707 --> 00:21:35,765 Please make me your partner. 380 00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:36,899 No. 381 00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:38,373 You just bring all the brilliant ideas... 382 00:21:38,444 --> 00:21:40,503 and leave the running around to me. 383 00:21:43,449 --> 00:21:46,009 I spent all night making the DVD. You are my friend. 384 00:21:47,052 --> 00:21:49,418 Today you say friend, tomorrow you will say I love you. 385 00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:51,923 I don't want any emotional complication. 386 00:21:52,057 --> 00:21:53,615 I just want to start my business that's all. 387 00:21:53,692 --> 00:22:00,894 Thumb rule of business - love and business do not go hand in hand. 388 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:03,831 I am best on my own. 389 00:22:04,003 --> 00:22:05,402 What are you talking about? 390 00:22:05,471 --> 00:22:07,666 I promise I will never go beyond friendship. 391 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:08,798 What's the guarantee? 392 00:22:09,608 --> 00:22:10,666 Fine! 393 00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:11,801 I swear on this bread. 394 00:22:12,945 --> 00:22:14,003 No... 395 00:22:15,414 --> 00:22:16,472 bye! 396 00:22:17,016 --> 00:22:21,419 OK, if not a partner, a secretary, assistant, peon - make me anything. 397 00:22:21,754 --> 00:22:22,880 At least listen to me. 398 00:22:29,461 --> 00:22:30,519 Moonstruck. 399 00:22:30,763 --> 00:22:31,821 Chanda Maam's company. 400 00:22:31,964 --> 00:22:34,592 One day even Shruti Kakkar's Shaadi Mubarak tempos... 401 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:35,758 will arrive in these posh farm houses. 402 00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:37,893 Shruti Kakkar and Bittoo Sharma... 403 00:22:38,437 --> 00:22:40,496 I told you, no partnership, now stop following me. 404 00:22:42,441 --> 00:22:45,433 But you already have trained under Anu Aunty... 405 00:22:45,711 --> 00:22:47,542 Anu Aunty does low budget weddings... 406 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:51,807 small community hall types, with grooms arriving in small cars. 407 00:22:52,451 --> 00:22:55,011 Chanda Narang does massive farm weddings... 408 00:22:55,454 --> 00:22:56,819 where the grooms arrive in choppers. 409 00:22:57,623 --> 00:22:59,557 An investment of a few million is no big deal. 410 00:22:59,992 --> 00:23:02,187 A wedding planner's commission is at least 15 million Rupees. 411 00:23:02,461 --> 00:23:03,519 15 million Rupees! 412 00:23:03,629 --> 00:23:04,687 Of course... these are the weddings... 413 00:23:04,763 --> 00:23:05,821 that superstar Shahrukh Khan dances at... 414 00:23:05,898 --> 00:23:07,195 and Chanda Maam organises them. 415 00:23:07,499 --> 00:23:11,458 I'll learn a lot and be high class if I work with Chanda Maam. 416 00:23:16,608 --> 00:23:17,666 Chanda Maam! 417 00:23:19,478 --> 00:23:20,536 Ya, tell me... 418 00:23:23,515 --> 00:23:24,777 You wait here... 419 00:23:24,883 --> 00:23:25,941 Me too... 420 00:23:36,528 --> 00:23:38,655 Maam, I am a huge fan of yours. 421 00:23:39,164 --> 00:23:40,597 Maam, you are too good... 422 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,499 you are my inspiration. 423 00:23:43,969 --> 00:23:45,095 Please let me assist you. 424 00:23:45,504 --> 00:23:47,495 Please just have a look at my file. 425 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,898 Maam, I've... 426 00:23:49,775 --> 00:23:57,147 Maam, I am a fan. Let go. I can do any sort of work. Please, Maam. 427 00:23:58,083 --> 00:23:59,243 Yes Diwakar... 428 00:23:59,852 --> 00:24:01,581 Who? Yes, tell me... 429 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,087 Get off. Don't show off in your stupid uniform. 430 00:24:05,157 --> 00:24:06,852 I can work better than you. 431 00:24:06,925 --> 00:24:07,983 Please leave. 432 00:24:08,093 --> 00:24:12,962 When will they discharge him? Oh dear... 433 00:24:13,799 --> 00:24:16,199 Why do they enter this profession if they have to get jaundice! 434 00:24:16,568 --> 00:24:18,058 Now who will do his duty? 435 00:24:18,670 --> 00:24:19,728 I'm leaving. 436 00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:20,930 What's the problem? 437 00:24:21,106 --> 00:24:22,539 You can't stay here. 438 00:24:27,212 --> 00:24:29,840 No. I will work only with her. Not alone. 439 00:24:29,948 --> 00:24:31,779 But I have place only for one person... 440 00:24:31,884 --> 00:24:33,909 and a girl can't handle it. 441 00:24:34,019 --> 00:24:35,077 She? 442 00:24:35,154 --> 00:24:36,212 Girl? 443 00:24:36,288 --> 00:24:37,550 Only from the outside... 444 00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:40,984 there are ten bouncers hidden inside her! 445 00:24:41,693 --> 00:24:44,924 Look, I can pay a salary for one person only. 446 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:47,191 So then Bittoo comes free at the price of Shruti. 447 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,897 Are you two... boyfriend-girlfriend? 448 00:24:49,968 --> 00:24:54,064 Not at all... just partners... guaranteed! 449 00:24:57,242 --> 00:24:59,836 Thank you, Maamji... thank you... 450 00:25:10,823 --> 00:25:12,586 Each chandelier was supposed to have four circles... 451 00:25:12,658 --> 00:25:14,751 why have you put only one, Maqsood? 452 00:25:17,863 --> 00:25:19,330 How long have you been working here? 453 00:25:19,598 --> 00:25:21,589 Only five days old, and you have been around for years... 454 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:22,725 but don't think you can fool me. 455 00:25:22,935 --> 00:25:25,062 If you don't make four circles I'll complain to Chanda Maam. 456 00:25:26,738 --> 00:25:27,796 Go ahead! 457 00:25:28,273 --> 00:25:30,901 Your Chanda Maam would have charged the client for 50 circles... 458 00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:33,239 but I have been paid only for one. 459 00:25:34,613 --> 00:25:37,275 You've to put three over there at the back... 460 00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:38,611 Chanda Maam? 461 00:25:51,630 --> 00:25:52,790 Flower shower from above. 462 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:58,729 The wedding planner promised red roses for my niece's wedding... 463 00:25:58,804 --> 00:26:00,362 but eventually there was a marigold shower. 464 00:26:04,243 --> 00:26:08,077 You relax... you like red roses... you get red roses. 465 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:10,273 Maam, the catering guys are asking for you. 466 00:26:12,985 --> 00:26:14,043 Chill! 467 00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:20,688 Who will get the work done, if I keep giving them demos? 468 00:26:23,028 --> 00:26:24,393 Thanks, buddy you saved me... 469 00:26:26,665 --> 00:26:28,690 Why starve... have biskut! 470 00:26:36,008 --> 00:26:37,703 What sort of people are you dealing with... 471 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:41,104 they expect roast chicken at the price of dried grass? 472 00:26:59,431 --> 00:27:01,729 Even her abuses sound sweet, like FM radio. 473 00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:05,894 Oye Radio? Do you know what a big cheat your Madam really is? 474 00:27:06,071 --> 00:27:09,268 She delivers only half of what she charges for. 475 00:27:09,942 --> 00:27:11,307 That's why she drives a BMW. 476 00:27:11,843 --> 00:27:13,071 She is so clever. 477 00:27:13,712 --> 00:27:16,044 It's not clever, it's cheating. 478 00:27:16,148 --> 00:27:18,082 Not cheating, it's business sense. 479 00:27:20,752 --> 00:27:22,083 It will never happen in my company. 480 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:24,085 OK, we won't cheat. 481 00:27:24,456 --> 00:27:26,151 Bittoo! - Yes, Maam! 482 00:27:33,465 --> 00:27:34,796 Boss or employee... 483 00:27:35,968 --> 00:27:37,060 he doesn't spare anyone. 484 00:27:51,016 --> 00:27:54,816 Are you trying to cheat me? Where are the lilies? 485 00:27:55,354 --> 00:27:56,412 Sir? 486 00:27:56,488 --> 00:27:58,353 There is no arrangement of any flowers... 487 00:27:59,891 --> 00:28:02,917 Due to the drivers' strike, the delivered stock is less. 488 00:28:12,204 --> 00:28:15,970 The arrangement my wife approved had lilies... 489 00:28:16,074 --> 00:28:17,769 all we have are carnations... 490 00:28:22,948 --> 00:28:24,381 Maam... that... - What that?! 491 00:28:28,053 --> 00:28:29,111 There were no lilies. 492 00:28:29,521 --> 00:28:31,512 Why? Why were there no lilies? 493 00:28:37,929 --> 00:28:38,987 Maam... 494 00:28:39,898 --> 00:28:40,956 enough is enough. 495 00:28:42,534 --> 00:28:43,796 We are out of this. 496 00:28:43,969 --> 00:28:45,869 No one can stay after this insult. 497 00:28:46,405 --> 00:28:47,463 Come on, Shruti! 498 00:28:48,473 --> 00:28:50,168 Yes, I know, big-shot army man, 499 00:28:50,842 --> 00:28:52,332 doesn't mean you can abuse in English... 500 00:28:52,477 --> 00:28:54,001 you know very well whose fault it is... 501 00:28:54,112 --> 00:28:57,411 don't stretch it so much that we are forced to expose. - Expose what? 502 00:28:57,482 --> 00:28:59,313 Bittoo, this will get us a bad reputation. Think of the future. 503 00:28:59,384 --> 00:29:00,442 It is the future... 504 00:29:01,186 --> 00:29:02,551 your Shaadi Mubarak. 505 00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:16,892 Come on partner. 506 00:29:22,441 --> 00:29:26,138 Will get the uniform sent. Keep the cap. Dupe someone else. 507 00:29:28,046 --> 00:29:29,308 See you around in the market. 508 00:29:44,863 --> 00:29:47,161 Nice name... Shaadi Mubarak. 509 00:29:47,899 --> 00:29:49,867 But in our families traditionally uncles... 510 00:29:49,935 --> 00:29:52,062 and aunties get together and organise the wedding. 511 00:29:52,604 --> 00:29:54,231 What will we do with a wedding planner? 512 00:29:54,439 --> 00:29:56,100 See I told you so... thank you, uncle. 513 00:29:57,542 --> 00:30:00,443 How much money do you intend spending on the wedding? 514 00:30:01,246 --> 00:30:03,009 200 thousand. 0r 250 thousand Rupees maximum. 515 00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:04,910 You spend 250 thousand only... 516 00:30:05,317 --> 00:30:07,512 and leave the arrangements to us. 517 00:30:08,887 --> 00:30:09,945 Where's the venue? 518 00:30:10,222 --> 00:30:13,020 Venue? Same one as where the rest of the colony gets married from! 519 00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:21,326 Here it is... our first wedding site. 520 00:30:27,139 --> 00:30:28,902 Let's inspect the site. 521 00:30:29,241 --> 00:30:31,436 Why are we dealing with these small-timers? 522 00:30:31,977 --> 00:30:33,638 They don't even have cars. 523 00:30:34,112 --> 00:30:35,409 Their groom will arrive on a scooter! 524 00:30:36,014 --> 00:30:38,278 Let's directly attack the farm houses. 525 00:30:39,017 --> 00:30:41,178 Let's become prince of smaller budget weddings... 526 00:30:41,586 --> 00:30:45,078 and then become King and Queen of the farmhouses. 527 00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:46,587 There is lesser risk here. 528 00:30:46,658 --> 00:30:48,592 Things are bound to go wrong in the first few weddings! 529 00:30:48,927 --> 00:30:51,487 It's our area, we can smile, apologise and get away with it. 530 00:30:51,596 --> 00:30:52,654 What can be done for 250 thousand? 531 00:30:53,532 --> 00:30:55,557 That's the challenge. 250 thousand. 532 00:30:56,067 --> 00:30:58,228 Let's see how much your brain works. 533 00:30:58,336 --> 00:31:01,567 Really! Now you watch out. 534 00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:31,267 All this is possible in our lane? 535 00:31:31,636 --> 00:31:33,001 Anything's possible with Shaadi Mubarak. 536 00:31:38,009 --> 00:31:42,605 Bands Horns and Revelry 537 00:31:42,714 --> 00:31:45,979 Bands Horns and Revelry 538 00:31:48,587 --> 00:31:51,988 I say, I say 539 00:31:52,057 --> 00:31:53,456 I will plan weddings... 540 00:31:53,525 --> 00:31:54,992 I will make the altars... 541 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,584 I will do the dances. 542 00:31:58,029 --> 00:32:01,192 Bands Horns and Revelry... 543 00:32:01,266 --> 00:32:10,004 Bands Horns and Revelry... 544 00:32:10,075 --> 00:32:11,133 Which one? 545 00:32:31,062 --> 00:32:33,587 Quick, quick, hurry up. The lights have to be tested... 546 00:32:34,399 --> 00:32:37,027 Have you stolen the connection from the pole? 547 00:32:37,102 --> 00:32:38,399 So? Should I pull it from your house? 548 00:32:38,503 --> 00:32:39,561 Cut the line now... cut it! 549 00:32:39,638 --> 00:32:40,696 Why? 550 00:32:40,772 --> 00:32:43,036 I told you... no cheating in Shaadi Mubarak! 551 00:32:43,108 --> 00:32:44,769 A generator and diesel will cost 15,000. 552 00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:49,776 Doesn't matter, but no cheating. Just cut it or else I'll call your office. 553 00:32:50,649 --> 00:32:56,588 Bands Horns and Revelry 554 00:33:01,092 --> 00:33:05,586 The beautician's cost is included in the budget. Don't worry. Is this OK? 555 00:33:06,731 --> 00:33:09,529 Send the van back after off-loading. 556 00:33:09,601 --> 00:33:12,593 Bring the stuff here... and keep it carefully. 557 00:33:12,704 --> 00:33:15,104 Don't trample the flowers, they should look fresh. 558 00:33:16,074 --> 00:33:17,132 Did you call him? 559 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:18,266 Yes... why? 560 00:33:18,810 --> 00:33:22,143 Shaadi Mubarak's first wedding without Maqsood's flowers? 561 00:33:22,247 --> 00:33:24,078 Maqsood, we are on a small budget. 562 00:33:24,316 --> 00:33:26,079 But you are a big person 563 00:33:27,085 --> 00:33:30,077 in the brigadier's wedding the fault was all Chanda's and mine... 564 00:33:30,221 --> 00:33:31,813 but you took the blame... 565 00:33:32,257 --> 00:33:35,192 don't worry about the budget, tell me who is doing the catering. 566 00:33:35,527 --> 00:33:36,585 I've spoken to Bansal. 567 00:33:36,695 --> 00:33:41,359 Remember one thing... what do guests enjoy most in a wedding? 568 00:33:42,467 --> 00:33:43,525 Food! 569 00:33:43,768 --> 00:33:46,464 Lighting and decoration will be all forgotten... 570 00:33:46,571 --> 00:33:49,096 Bansal will serve rubbish and charge double. 571 00:33:50,842 --> 00:33:53,208 Rajinder is our man... 572 00:33:53,712 --> 00:33:55,407 he has a small restaurant in Trilokpuri... 573 00:33:55,847 --> 00:33:57,474 and makes the best food. 574 00:33:58,216 --> 00:34:00,548 He has been trying to get into catering for years... 575 00:34:01,119 --> 00:34:02,780 Here, talk to him. 576 00:34:02,854 --> 00:34:04,719 Oh no... no first-timer. 577 00:34:04,789 --> 00:34:05,847 What if he screws up? 578 00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:07,656 You are doing it for the first time as well. 579 00:34:13,298 --> 00:34:15,323 Hello, Mr Rajinder! 580 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,299 Why are you dealing with these planners? 581 00:34:24,376 --> 00:34:25,775 I would have arranged for better food. 582 00:34:25,877 --> 00:34:27,742 What are you saying? It's great food. 583 00:34:27,846 --> 00:34:29,336 The arrangements are brilliant, 584 00:34:29,447 --> 00:34:31,347 how much have these Shaadi Mubarak people charged? 585 00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:33,680 Depends on your budget. We have paid 250 thousand. 586 00:34:33,818 --> 00:34:36,514 That's it? 500 thousand was spent on Monty's wedding... 587 00:34:36,821 --> 00:34:38,152 and yet the food was stale. 588 00:34:40,425 --> 00:34:42,893 Don't worry, it's a gift. 589 00:34:44,829 --> 00:34:45,887 Something is missing. 590 00:34:46,398 --> 00:34:48,161 You've converted this lane into the Taj Mahal... 591 00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:49,530 now you want to bring a helicopter down? 592 00:34:50,602 --> 00:34:51,660 DJ! 593 00:34:52,170 --> 00:34:53,660 Bhutani uncle has not accounted for a DJ in the budget. 594 00:34:53,738 --> 00:34:54,796 So what if it's not in the budget? Pass me the phone... 595 00:34:54,906 --> 00:34:56,168 Will we pay for it? 596 00:34:56,241 --> 00:34:57,299 I'm calling Santy... 597 00:34:58,176 --> 00:34:59,370 Your college band will perform here? 598 00:34:59,444 --> 00:35:00,706 Just watch out... - Shruti... 599 00:35:00,812 --> 00:35:03,280 Papa, Mummy! How does it all look? 600 00:35:03,481 --> 00:35:04,539 Very good. 601 00:35:04,749 --> 00:35:06,580 Look, our daughter has done it after all. 602 00:35:06,684 --> 00:35:09,244 Not me alone... this is Bittoo... a partner in the company. 603 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,515 Hello, aunty. - Hello... what's your name? 604 00:35:11,856 --> 00:35:14,324 Mummy... we have lots of work to do, you carry on and take a look inside. 605 00:35:14,426 --> 00:35:15,723 I was only asking his name... 606 00:35:15,794 --> 00:35:17,785 Bittoo Sharma... with a double O. 607 00:35:19,330 --> 00:35:21,855 Raju? Is the generator on? - Yes, Bittoo... 608 00:35:21,933 --> 00:35:23,195 So turn the lights on then! 609 00:35:25,203 --> 00:35:27,501 Santy... where is your team now? 610 00:35:28,807 --> 00:35:30,934 Hurry up and grab a cab... there's a gig. 611 00:35:35,213 --> 00:35:39,650 Colourful dreams... 612 00:35:39,751 --> 00:35:43,414 quirky schemes. 613 00:35:46,224 --> 00:35:47,953 It's free publicity, dude... 614 00:35:48,226 --> 00:35:49,784 your first live show. 615 00:35:50,962 --> 00:35:52,759 Put the video on Youtube... 616 00:35:52,831 --> 00:35:53,957 all of you will be stars, 617 00:35:54,966 --> 00:35:56,558 and will get free food too! 618 00:35:57,969 --> 00:35:59,231 First time... 619 00:36:33,938 --> 00:36:36,566 Your dark and cunning eyes... 620 00:36:36,641 --> 00:36:38,006 are not too shy... 621 00:36:38,276 --> 00:36:41,302 they look sly, very hi-fi. 622 00:36:41,446 --> 00:36:44,279 Making my heart skip a beat... 623 00:36:44,382 --> 00:36:47,647 I wonder why? 624 00:36:52,423 --> 00:36:55,017 Your dark and cunning eyes... 625 00:36:55,293 --> 00:36:56,726 are not too shy... 626 00:36:56,828 --> 00:36:59,956 They look sly, very hi-fi. 627 00:37:00,031 --> 00:37:02,727 Making my heart skip a beat... 628 00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:05,826 I wonder why? 629 00:37:05,937 --> 00:37:11,398 Just like a biscuit dipped in tea. 630 00:37:11,709 --> 00:37:14,803 That's how my life has turned out to be. 631 00:37:14,913 --> 00:37:17,814 This is how I have lost out to me. 632 00:37:17,916 --> 00:37:20,908 That's how my life has turned out to be. 633 00:37:20,985 --> 00:37:24,853 This is how I have lost out to me. 634 00:37:35,366 --> 00:37:39,769 Step away, stay away you loser... 635 00:37:39,837 --> 00:37:40,929 and stop following me. 636 00:37:41,005 --> 00:37:42,870 I know your sort. 637 00:37:42,941 --> 00:37:44,431 You will see... 638 00:37:44,542 --> 00:37:48,979 my shoe on your head it will be! 639 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:54,450 A Romeo without Juliet... a lock without a key. 640 00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,018 That's how your life has turned out to be. 641 00:37:58,089 --> 00:38:00,853 And this is how you've lost out to me. 642 00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:04,019 That's how your life, has turned out to be. 643 00:38:04,095 --> 00:38:07,724 And this is how you've lost out to me. 644 00:38:30,855 --> 00:38:38,387 I flexed my muscles, and I gelled my hair. 645 00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:41,397 And yet you walked past me... 646 00:38:41,499 --> 00:38:44,593 with your nose held up high in the air. 647 00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:50,669 You can't impress... 648 00:38:50,742 --> 00:38:53,609 with your muscles and gelled hair... 649 00:38:53,745 --> 00:38:56,839 because it's your cunning heart... 650 00:38:56,948 --> 00:38:59,712 that needs repair. 651 00:38:59,884 --> 00:39:05,584 Just like the honey attracts a bee. 652 00:39:05,723 --> 00:39:08,817 That's how your life has turned out to be. 653 00:39:08,893 --> 00:39:11,726 And this is how you've lost out to me. 654 00:39:11,829 --> 00:39:14,821 That's how my life, has turned out to be. 655 00:39:14,899 --> 00:39:18,801 This is how I have lost out to me. 656 00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:52,092 Below my window, why do you wait? 657 00:39:52,203 --> 00:39:55,468 Playing tricks that are down-market. 658 00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:59,533 Whistling dirty songs... 659 00:39:59,610 --> 00:40:01,578 why do you irritate? 660 00:40:03,481 --> 00:40:07,611 Cut your attitude, and agree with me. 661 00:40:07,752 --> 00:40:10,846 You want a blank cheque, or the life within me? 662 00:40:10,922 --> 00:40:13,720 Soften your heart, and you will see... 663 00:40:13,825 --> 00:40:16,692 I am cool and confident. Just look at me! 664 00:40:16,828 --> 00:40:22,232 You've knocked me down, like a bumble bee. 665 00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:25,659 That's how my life has turned out to be. 666 00:40:25,737 --> 00:40:28,706 This is how I have lost out to me. 667 00:40:28,806 --> 00:40:31,832 That's how your life has turned out to be. 668 00:40:31,909 --> 00:40:35,037 And this is how you've lost out to me. 669 00:40:35,113 --> 00:40:37,980 That's how my life has turned out to be. 670 00:40:38,049 --> 00:40:42,042 This is how I have lost out to me. 671 00:40:57,668 --> 00:40:58,726 Hey... 672 00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:02,601 This shop was trashed! Yes I've called for them... I'll call you back. 673 00:41:02,673 --> 00:41:03,901 How many mirrors are inside? 674 00:41:04,008 --> 00:41:05,566 All done? Two more? 675 00:41:05,676 --> 00:41:06,734 What the hell are you guys doing? 676 00:41:06,811 --> 00:41:07,869 Who will pick this up? 677 00:41:07,945 --> 00:41:10,072 The furniture is second hand, but paid for nonetheless. 678 00:41:10,148 --> 00:41:11,206 I know it's not new. 679 00:41:11,282 --> 00:41:12,977 It has to be kept here. 680 00:41:13,117 --> 00:41:14,914 No... I'll sit here. 681 00:41:14,986 --> 00:41:16,715 Shut up... why don't you want that area? 682 00:41:16,888 --> 00:41:19,083 Forget the Qutub Minar. Come up and help me. 683 00:41:19,157 --> 00:41:20,215 Do it yourself. 684 00:41:20,291 --> 00:41:23,283 Your shop downstairs... my house upstairs. 685 00:41:23,561 --> 00:41:25,859 Am I your secretary? To do all your work? 686 00:41:26,597 --> 00:41:29,225 I'm putting your box on top of this... lie down and watch TV 687 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:32,235 Let's push your bed towards the corner... open the window... 688 00:41:35,173 --> 00:41:36,572 Home sweet home! 689 00:41:37,642 --> 00:41:38,700 Lt'll be great fun! 690 00:41:39,143 --> 00:41:44,672 Ideas... 691 00:41:46,751 --> 00:41:48,582 Plans... 692 00:41:51,622 --> 00:41:52,850 Come on, let's have tea. 693 00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:57,750 Oh, you are here? 694 00:41:57,962 --> 00:41:59,020 How are you today? 695 00:42:25,356 --> 00:42:26,618 Ideas... 696 00:42:27,358 --> 00:42:28,723 Plans... 697 00:42:29,627 --> 00:42:32,994 Schemes. 698 00:43:11,836 --> 00:43:12,894 Whose side are these people from? 699 00:43:13,170 --> 00:43:14,865 They look like riff-raff from my hostel. 700 00:43:15,006 --> 00:43:18,169 Let them be... how much can they possibly eat? 701 00:43:19,677 --> 00:43:22,407 Five extra plates, that's 1,500 rupees. Who will pay for them? 702 00:43:23,781 --> 00:43:24,839 Take it from my share. 703 00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:28,112 I suggest you set up a soup-kitchen for all the riff-raff. 704 00:43:34,825 --> 00:43:40,695 The groom's party will leave in 3 hours so I am staying back at the office. 705 00:43:40,831 --> 00:43:42,992 Please tell dad. See you the day after. 706 00:44:33,351 --> 00:44:35,911 What are you doing, Bittoo? You will drop me. 707 00:44:57,241 --> 00:45:00,404 I am not in the office, and I have left the calendar in the office. 708 00:45:00,511 --> 00:45:02,775 Tell the priest August won't be possible... 709 00:45:03,781 --> 00:45:04,941 Iook for an auspicious date in November. 710 00:45:12,523 --> 00:45:14,423 Hello Shaadi Mubarak. - Hello Shaadi Mubarak. 711 00:45:21,032 --> 00:45:23,830 How can we cancel someone else's booking for you? 712 00:45:23,968 --> 00:45:29,838 No, dude... not possible at all. My calendar is full... 713 00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:35,003 Schemes. 714 00:45:39,550 --> 00:45:44,146 Ideas, Plans, Schemes. 715 00:45:47,224 --> 00:45:48,816 Which package would you like? 716 00:45:48,893 --> 00:45:49,917 Platinum, Gold or Silver? 717 00:45:51,929 --> 00:45:53,055 No, that's in the Platinum package. 718 00:45:53,130 --> 00:45:54,256 The henna ceremony is not included in the Gold package. 719 00:45:56,834 --> 00:45:58,927 Obviously, it's just the wedding in the Silver one. 720 00:46:00,438 --> 00:46:04,101 Yes there is a Bronze as well... for funerals! You'd like one? 721 00:46:04,175 --> 00:46:06,575 Hello... you've completely vanished, Mr. Dhawan... 722 00:46:11,182 --> 00:46:13,582 if there was a margin I would never have asked you. 723 00:46:15,052 --> 00:46:16,144 If there is no advance then the wedding will not be... 724 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:17,278 What are you doing? 725 00:46:17,354 --> 00:46:18,412 Having lunch. 726 00:46:18,489 --> 00:46:19,854 What if the buffalo doesn't pay the advance? 727 00:46:19,924 --> 00:46:21,221 So, will starving make him pay any faster? 728 00:46:21,859 --> 00:46:22,917 Return my phone... 729 00:46:22,993 --> 00:46:25,188 You haven't had a biscuit since this morning. 730 00:46:26,163 --> 00:46:28,461 Even if it's 10 minutes later you can still convince the buffalo. 731 00:46:33,237 --> 00:46:34,864 You'll turn me into a glutton. 732 00:46:35,606 --> 00:46:38,200 OK listen, we've planned 26 weddings so far. 733 00:46:39,043 --> 00:46:40,101 What's the plan for the future? 734 00:46:40,878 --> 00:46:42,869 Another three years... and then marriage... 735 00:46:43,147 --> 00:46:45,877 two children. My agreed deadline with my parents is till I turn 25... 736 00:46:46,183 --> 00:46:48,549 till then they can look for a good groom for me... 737 00:46:49,487 --> 00:46:50,545 their choice would be the best. 738 00:46:50,621 --> 00:46:53,886 Mrs. Kakkar, I'm not talking about that future. 739 00:46:54,492 --> 00:46:56,960 The company's future! Our future! 740 00:46:58,262 --> 00:47:00,059 We are Kings and Queens of local weddings... 741 00:47:01,065 --> 00:47:02,555 when will we hit the farmhouses? 742 00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:07,035 Not now. We need to increase our scale for that... 743 00:47:07,505 --> 00:47:08,631 step by step... pass me the sauce. 744 00:47:16,514 --> 00:47:17,640 Will you have an arranged one? 745 00:47:18,149 --> 00:47:21,243 What else? I don't want any silly 'love-complications'. 746 00:47:22,153 --> 00:47:23,211 Don't worry, 747 00:47:23,287 --> 00:47:25,255 I don't think you will ever have that kind of complication. 748 00:47:25,923 --> 00:47:27,550 Nobody will want to go blind by looking at you. 749 00:47:29,593 --> 00:47:30,651 Oh yeah? 750 00:47:31,929 --> 00:47:34,659 So who was up all night making a DVD? 751 00:47:39,236 --> 00:47:41,227 And you hashed the entire romance... 752 00:47:42,006 --> 00:47:44,236 I was left wondering if this was a girl or a warrior princess. 753 00:47:45,609 --> 00:47:46,940 Dude, if it weren't for the warrior princess... 754 00:47:47,011 --> 00:47:48,945 you'd not be devouring these noodles. 755 00:47:49,079 --> 00:47:50,944 You'd be chopping sugar canes on your dad's farm. 756 00:47:51,382 --> 00:47:53,942 Oh yeah! Had it not been for me... 757 00:47:54,018 --> 00:47:55,679 your Shaadi Mubarak would've never taken off... 758 00:47:56,253 --> 00:47:58,221 and you'd still be running around in circles after Chanda. 759 00:47:58,289 --> 00:48:00,280 Started the business? My foot! 760 00:48:01,225 --> 00:48:02,283 I started it. 761 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,618 Did I not? 762 00:48:03,694 --> 00:48:05,127 Say I did... 763 00:48:05,496 --> 00:48:06,554 Stop bragging... 764 00:48:06,964 --> 00:48:09,023 and return my phone, I need to get money out of the buffalo. 765 00:48:11,969 --> 00:48:15,336 These thieves will always fleece us. 766 00:48:15,973 --> 00:48:18,965 It's time for a high jump to the farms! 767 00:48:20,511 --> 00:48:21,978 Farms again? 768 00:48:22,313 --> 00:48:23,439 How will we get there? 769 00:48:24,048 --> 00:48:25,106 How will we get the contacts? 770 00:48:25,182 --> 00:48:26,240 Just say yes! 771 00:48:26,984 --> 00:48:29,214 Yes! I've said it. Now? 772 00:48:49,306 --> 00:48:51,399 What is she saying? Can't hear a word. 773 00:48:52,009 --> 00:48:54,375 Why worry? We know what she's hammering on about! 774 00:48:54,511 --> 00:48:55,671 Drop the English! 775 00:49:03,287 --> 00:49:04,549 Bittoo... let's go. 776 00:49:06,257 --> 00:49:07,554 Five minutes. Be back. 777 00:49:13,130 --> 00:49:15,030 Pankaj, Sir... Sonya, Maam... 778 00:49:15,099 --> 00:49:17,761 Hello... Shaadi Mubarak. 779 00:49:19,637 --> 00:49:24,040 No... and yes. No in person. Yes on Facebook. 780 00:49:24,108 --> 00:49:27,043 Wedding... You two... Planning. Us two! 781 00:49:30,114 --> 00:49:31,411 Your number is on here? 782 00:49:33,117 --> 00:49:35,244 Why waste a call... we can walk and talk. 783 00:49:35,653 --> 00:49:37,211 You are going to the car, right? We will drop you off. 784 00:49:40,057 --> 00:49:42,048 Which theme has she roped you into? 785 00:49:42,192 --> 00:49:44,057 Classic, Royal or Maharaja? 786 00:49:45,796 --> 00:49:47,058 It's been seen and done a hundred times. 787 00:49:47,131 --> 00:49:49,599 You will have a plain assembly line wedding. So sad. 788 00:49:49,667 --> 00:49:51,794 She doesn't have the time to experiment. 789 00:49:52,069 --> 00:49:54,594 There are three other weddings in the same week as yours. 790 00:49:54,672 --> 00:49:56,139 We are doing one wedding at one time. 791 00:49:56,307 --> 00:49:59,276 One hundred percent total dedication to one client for six months. 792 00:49:59,343 --> 00:50:01,334 Start to finish. No compromise, mother-promise. 793 00:50:02,813 --> 00:50:05,805 Pankaj, sir, you're handling your father's business right now... 794 00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:08,677 but in your heart you're still the same student's union president 795 00:50:08,819 --> 00:50:12,812 who organised the most vibrant college festivals for 3 years, 796 00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:16,321 and you met sir during the college festival, right? 797 00:50:16,827 --> 00:50:18,556 You're the lead vocalist of your college band... 798 00:50:18,696 --> 00:50:20,163 and you won an award for that too. 799 00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:24,132 But now you are getting married in dull, lifeless Chanda Narang style. 800 00:50:24,702 --> 00:50:28,229 OK, so you've researched us thoroughly. 801 00:50:28,372 --> 00:50:32,138 I'm impressed, but I don't know anything about you guys. 802 00:50:32,276 --> 00:50:33,607 Why should we give you the contract? 803 00:50:34,445 --> 00:50:38,779 Sir... because your wedding is not just a deal for us! 804 00:50:39,383 --> 00:50:43,786 We put in our lives to make your wedding the happiest day of your life. 805 00:50:45,122 --> 00:50:46,248 Your car is here... 806 00:50:46,657 --> 00:50:48,716 if you believed what we said then please do call us. 807 00:50:48,792 --> 00:50:49,850 We'll be waiting. 808 00:50:50,461 --> 00:50:52,122 OK bye. 809 00:50:53,130 --> 00:50:54,188 Let's go, Shruti. 810 00:50:56,133 --> 00:50:57,191 What're you doing? 811 00:50:57,267 --> 00:50:58,461 There was nothing left to say... 812 00:50:59,136 --> 00:51:00,194 they were getting bored... 813 00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:01,328 And if they don't call? 814 00:51:02,139 --> 00:51:03,265 We can't go back now... 815 00:51:03,741 --> 00:51:04,799 it'd be tacky. 816 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:06,137 Shruti Kakkar... 817 00:51:06,877 --> 00:51:08,139 Bittoo Sharma... 818 00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:11,143 Are you free on Sunday? 819 00:51:19,223 --> 00:51:20,281 Come in please. 820 00:51:31,168 --> 00:51:32,567 Ideas are promising. 821 00:51:34,171 --> 00:51:35,832 Groom's entry is the best! 822 00:51:36,173 --> 00:51:38,164 So prior to this you have only worked on low budget weddings... 823 00:51:38,242 --> 00:51:40,176 say up to 1 million rupees, right? 824 00:51:40,244 --> 00:51:41,836 Yes, up to 1.75 million rupees. 825 00:51:42,179 --> 00:51:46,172 Both of them wear black suits and attend board meetings all day long... 826 00:51:46,784 --> 00:51:48,183 but when it comes to their wedding they want a kitsch one... 827 00:51:48,786 --> 00:51:51,186 you two are kitsch... and your style is so vibrant. 828 00:51:51,789 --> 00:51:53,916 It will need an investment of a few million... 829 00:51:54,258 --> 00:51:56,317 but then our reputation will be on the line, 830 00:51:57,327 --> 00:51:59,727 and taking such a risk with first timers... 831 00:52:00,330 --> 00:52:01,388 I am not sure. 832 00:52:06,603 --> 00:52:07,661 Sir... 833 00:52:08,539 --> 00:52:10,734 a person builds his own reputation... 834 00:52:11,675 --> 00:52:13,199 and ruins it himself too. 835 00:52:14,878 --> 00:52:17,210 Regarding frist-timers... 836 00:52:17,281 --> 00:52:20,876 44 years ago, 837 00:52:21,885 --> 00:52:24,217 a young man wanted to make a tyre... 838 00:52:24,822 --> 00:52:25,880 a cycle tyre... 839 00:52:26,457 --> 00:52:28,357 the man approached his father for the investment, 840 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,653 and his father put the money in his son's hand. 841 00:52:32,830 --> 00:52:35,230 He didn't say, son you are a first-timer... 842 00:52:35,299 --> 00:52:36,891 ...you won't be able to handle the tyre business. 843 00:52:37,835 --> 00:52:41,498 Today that young man is seated in front of us. 844 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:44,434 The tyre king himself, 845 00:52:45,976 --> 00:52:49,969 and I'm sure he will give us a chance, just like his father did. 846 00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:02,656 Hence Sainik farms have been... 847 00:53:02,726 --> 00:53:05,251 Conquered! 848 00:53:05,496 --> 00:53:06,554 Ready means Ready! 849 00:53:06,630 --> 00:53:07,688 I don't want any delays... 850 00:53:07,764 --> 00:53:09,994 and re-check the tensile structure multi-lights. 851 00:53:11,001 --> 00:53:13,265 Come now. All the aunties out, please... no ogling at girls. 852 00:53:13,337 --> 00:53:14,634 Come out. 853 00:53:15,272 --> 00:53:16,933 Take it easy, there's no hurry... 854 00:53:17,007 --> 00:53:18,668 just keep a check. 855 00:53:19,643 --> 00:53:20,871 Has the electrician arrived? 856 00:53:20,944 --> 00:53:23,344 Please check the shrimp starters. 857 00:53:23,413 --> 00:53:26,905 They have to be fresh. What happened? Tell us, we'll do it. 858 00:53:26,984 --> 00:53:29,009 The groom has arrived, go out. Don't stress, just go. 859 00:53:30,821 --> 00:53:33,915 That's why I always say 'check the list' I made. 860 00:53:34,892 --> 00:53:37,292 The Groom's party has arrived, bring on the booze. 861 00:53:37,361 --> 00:53:39,488 I'll get the bar opened uncle, and you will get the first drink. 862 00:53:39,563 --> 00:53:40,621 Obviously I will. 863 00:53:41,465 --> 00:53:42,591 Ok good, show me. 864 00:53:43,901 --> 00:53:47,029 You look great. Didn't I say this would look good? 865 00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:49,295 Isn't your daughter looking pretty? 866 00:53:50,307 --> 00:53:51,604 Where are you stuck? 867 00:53:51,742 --> 00:53:53,903 Teaching your own boss his business! 868 00:53:53,977 --> 00:53:57,310 If you don't arrive in half hour, your head will be in your hands. 869 00:53:57,381 --> 00:53:58,439 Oh my... you've not left as yet... 870 00:53:58,515 --> 00:53:59,573 the groom's party is already here. 871 00:53:59,650 --> 00:54:01,777 Let's go, Sonya, get ready in 5 minutes... 872 00:54:01,852 --> 00:54:03,581 I am warning you, Pankaj won't wait beyond that. 873 00:54:03,654 --> 00:54:05,315 Hurry up and check on them, or else no one will get ready... 874 00:54:05,389 --> 00:54:06,447 in five minutes. Get her ready quickly. 875 00:54:07,925 --> 00:54:09,449 Bittoo come in please. 876 00:54:09,593 --> 00:54:10,855 Go, Shruti - Bedi is ready? 877 00:54:10,928 --> 00:54:12,589 Completely ready. - The priest's equipment? 878 00:54:12,663 --> 00:54:13,721 All set. - OK. 879 00:54:14,665 --> 00:54:16,064 You've opened the foreign champagne? 880 00:54:17,401 --> 00:54:18,459 What do you mean yes? 881 00:54:18,535 --> 00:54:20,366 I told you... you guys... ruined it. 882 00:54:20,437 --> 00:54:22,928 Always serve with a smile, 883 00:54:23,006 --> 00:54:25,600 so that even a person who's not hungry feels like eating. 884 00:54:25,676 --> 00:54:28,338 They've been doing this job for about 7 years... 885 00:54:28,412 --> 00:54:29,572 they know their job by now... 886 00:54:29,646 --> 00:54:30,738 you hurry up and attend to the guests. 887 00:54:30,814 --> 00:54:31,872 Even then, I need to say it just once. 888 00:54:31,949 --> 00:54:33,348 I'll take over this side. 889 00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:34,509 The garlanding ceremony is about to begin... 890 00:54:34,585 --> 00:54:37,019 this is a revolving stage... co-ordinate with Kirti... 891 00:54:37,087 --> 00:54:39,885 the stage rotates and your song crossfades. 892 00:54:48,565 --> 00:54:50,362 Bittoo, it's about to begin. 893 00:54:50,434 --> 00:54:53,562 The relatives have been given rose petals and loads of confetti, right? 894 00:54:53,637 --> 00:54:55,366 Loads and loads. - The flower-shower must not stop. 895 00:54:55,439 --> 00:54:57,771 Yes, yes... full throttle... high power... you don't worry. 896 00:54:58,575 --> 00:55:00,634 So you are Shaadi Mubarak... good job. 897 00:55:03,814 --> 00:55:05,372 Contact us for any wedding. - Sure. 898 00:55:05,449 --> 00:55:06,507 Anytime. Enjoy. 899 00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:14,584 Isn't she looking great? - Very nice. 900 00:55:14,658 --> 00:55:16,626 I made her select that outfit. - She is looking hot. 901 00:55:16,693 --> 00:55:17,819 Shruti maam, Bittoo sir. 902 00:55:18,061 --> 00:55:19,119 Ya go... 903 00:55:19,196 --> 00:55:20,493 The motor is not working, the stage is not rotating. 904 00:55:20,631 --> 00:55:21,689 What? 905 00:55:21,999 --> 00:55:23,057 We are coming. 906 00:55:30,007 --> 00:55:31,406 It won't grip. - What's going on? 907 00:55:31,475 --> 00:55:32,942 It's not gripping it. - Leave it. 908 00:55:33,010 --> 00:55:34,477 Bittoo I told you to check it. 909 00:55:34,544 --> 00:55:35,875 I checked it at four. 910 00:55:39,416 --> 00:55:40,576 It's about to start, Bittoo. 911 00:55:42,653 --> 00:55:43,711 Do something. 912 00:55:43,787 --> 00:55:44,845 I am doing something. 913 00:55:46,423 --> 00:55:47,481 Look, try it now. 914 00:55:48,425 --> 00:55:50,086 It's not working. Do it... 915 00:56:31,802 --> 00:56:32,860 Bittoo. 916 00:56:33,136 --> 00:56:34,194 Shruti. 917 00:56:34,471 --> 00:56:35,563 We did it, buddy. 918 00:56:35,939 --> 00:56:37,201 This is just the beginning. 919 00:56:37,474 --> 00:56:39,465 We have to plan much bigger weddings. 920 00:56:40,877 --> 00:56:42,606 This big is good enough for me. 921 00:56:44,581 --> 00:56:45,639 Bigger than this! 922 00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,812 So? Shaadi Mubarak. 923 00:56:50,487 --> 00:56:53,081 When money leaves your pocket, it's always a problem. 924 00:56:54,491 --> 00:56:57,483 Take this... full and final for the musical night, 925 00:56:57,561 --> 00:56:58,858 cocktails and the wedding. 926 00:57:00,564 --> 00:57:01,622 Thank you, sir. 927 00:57:03,767 --> 00:57:05,496 Well done, Shaadi Mubarak! 928 00:57:05,736 --> 00:57:07,727 Keep it up! - Thank you so much, sir... thank you. 929 00:57:10,107 --> 00:57:11,506 How much of this will be mine? 930 00:57:12,042 --> 00:57:15,534 After all the payments, we have 6 million Rupees left of the 20 million. 931 00:57:15,612 --> 00:57:16,670 Three yours and three mine. 932 00:57:17,114 --> 00:57:18,240 No, 11/2 and 11/2 and the left over... 933 00:57:18,315 --> 00:57:19,509 3 million goes to our business development. 934 00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:20,641 Come on, it should be two and two at least. 935 00:57:20,717 --> 00:57:21,775 No, 11/2. 936 00:57:24,521 --> 00:57:26,819 This seems less. Ten million has eight zeros. 937 00:57:30,527 --> 00:57:32,722 No, silly, seven! 938 00:58:06,563 --> 00:58:08,758 Which one should I play? Which one? 939 00:58:09,666 --> 00:58:11,566 Ya? This one? 940 00:58:15,705 --> 00:58:17,570 OK, guys... I'm off. 941 00:58:17,741 --> 00:58:19,800 No, no, no, no. - Nobody moves. 942 00:58:19,876 --> 00:58:23,243 This man speaks the truth! - Children, my bones are crumbling. 943 00:58:23,313 --> 00:58:25,110 I've lost 200 grams already. 944 00:58:25,182 --> 00:58:29,118 That's obvious. I hope you guys work hard like this... 945 00:58:29,586 --> 00:58:33,249 God give you prosperity and us too. 946 00:58:33,323 --> 00:58:34,847 Oh, so they do all the hard work... 947 00:58:34,925 --> 00:58:37,587 and you enjoy the incentives, just like that... 948 00:58:37,661 --> 00:58:38,821 Should we go now? - Ok see you later... let's go. 949 00:58:38,895 --> 00:58:39,953 OK... then good night. 950 00:58:40,030 --> 00:58:41,088 OK. 951 00:58:41,164 --> 00:58:43,724 Bye... bye... bye... 952 00:58:54,211 --> 00:58:55,940 Play that one... ya. 953 00:59:40,390 --> 00:59:41,652 No, let me rest. 954 00:59:59,276 --> 01:00:00,334 Let me rest. 955 01:04:40,643 --> 01:04:41,701 Bittoo... 956 01:04:46,316 --> 01:04:47,442 Can you please drop me home? 957 01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:50,446 Yes, of course... 958 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:57,920 Tea? - Should I make it? 959 01:04:57,994 --> 01:04:59,256 Would you like some, dear? 960 01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:00,387 Dear? 961 01:05:00,797 --> 01:05:01,855 Don't bother... 962 01:05:01,931 --> 01:05:03,262 you won't know where the jars are kept. 963 01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:08,664 Please go and get changed, dear. 964 01:05:08,938 --> 01:05:09,996 Dear? 965 01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:32,552 Shall we leave? 966 01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:33,687 Let's go. 967 01:06:36,092 --> 01:06:37,354 Oh, you're here? 968 01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:39,026 How was the farmhouse wedding last night? 969 01:06:39,562 --> 01:06:40,620 Everything went well? 970 01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:41,891 Superb. Top class... 971 01:06:41,965 --> 01:06:44,365 Oh Shaadi Mubarak's work is always 'top class'. 972 01:06:44,434 --> 01:06:49,371 I'll miss my bus, let's chat in the evening. OK? Bye. 973 01:06:49,906 --> 01:06:50,964 Bye... 974 01:06:54,777 --> 01:06:55,835 Breakfast? 975 01:06:55,912 --> 01:06:56,970 Uncle... 976 01:06:57,046 --> 01:06:58,104 I'll drop uncle... 977 01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:02,384 come on, uncle, I'll drop you fast... 978 01:07:06,122 --> 01:07:07,589 you can sit sideways uncle... 979 01:07:08,057 --> 01:07:10,651 OK, go, go. 980 01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:28,135 So Mr. Celebrity! 981 01:07:28,411 --> 01:07:29,810 Refuse to recognise me? 982 01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:31,876 Dude, Mikka... 983 01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:35,475 no mails, no SMS... where have you been? 984 01:07:35,752 --> 01:07:37,014 It's been a month since I shifted to Delhi, 985 01:07:37,086 --> 01:07:38,747 but you're such a big star... 986 01:07:38,821 --> 01:07:40,015 changed your mail ID, number... everything. 987 01:07:40,089 --> 01:07:41,420 Shut up! - Look. 988 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:42,615 No way! 989 01:07:42,692 --> 01:07:45,160 I have a friend in The Times and got your number through him finally... 990 01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:50,699 page three, not bad! Bittoo Sharma, Shruti Kakkar! 991 01:07:52,969 --> 01:07:54,493 I'll tell Shruti. She wouldn't have read it. 992 01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:05,914 I guess she'll read it when she comes to the office. 993 01:08:07,450 --> 01:08:08,508 What's the problem? 994 01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:09,909 Why you so roughed-up? 995 01:08:09,986 --> 01:08:11,044 No, I am not. 996 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,781 In bold letters it says... 997 01:08:15,058 --> 01:08:16,457 That means she would've seen it too. 998 01:08:16,659 --> 01:08:17,717 Who? 999 01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:25,463 What's up? Singing songs today? 1000 01:08:25,668 --> 01:08:26,726 What nonsense? 1001 01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:28,065 Didn't I ever sing before? 1002 01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:32,937 Before, Shruti always addressed me casually... 1003 01:08:33,142 --> 01:08:35,076 but since this morning she has started calling me 'dear'. 1004 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:38,136 You know she made tea for me in the morning. 1005 01:08:39,148 --> 01:08:40,206 Terrible tea! 1006 01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:42,480 But first time, made it herself! 1007 01:08:46,022 --> 01:08:47,546 Now you see why I am so screwed up? 1008 01:08:48,224 --> 01:08:51,022 What do you think of this, Bittoo? 1009 01:08:52,228 --> 01:08:53,752 He is the way he is! 1010 01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:55,962 Why? Has he sprouted wings suddenly? 1011 01:08:57,233 --> 01:08:58,495 Yes, he has sprouted wings! 1012 01:09:00,036 --> 01:09:01,833 Our small town boy has become a big man. 1013 01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:05,501 I think you have sprouted wings! 1014 01:09:06,242 --> 01:09:09,905 This is the first time you have praised Bittoo! 1015 01:09:13,516 --> 01:09:15,177 I am totally screwed, man! 1016 01:09:15,251 --> 01:09:17,185 Screwed? What do you mean? 1017 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,511 You chased her for so long... 1018 01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,648 and now that you guys have finally hitched up, you are crying! 1019 01:09:21,724 --> 01:09:23,783 She is not the 'hitched' type, she is the emotional type. 1020 01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:26,528 She thinks whatever has happened between us is love. 1021 01:09:27,530 --> 01:09:30,192 Now you can't love the person you're doing business with! 1022 01:09:30,266 --> 01:09:31,528 What?! 1023 01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:32,727 It's a business rule, you won't get it, dude. 1024 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:36,733 Had it been someone else I would have finished it in a second... 1025 01:09:38,074 --> 01:09:39,666 but Shruti's feelings will be hurt. 1026 01:09:40,276 --> 01:09:41,675 I can't hurt her. 1027 01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:44,541 She gave me work... 1028 01:09:45,281 --> 01:09:46,543 made a man out of me... 1029 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:50,742 Right... you are quite screwed. 1030 01:09:51,087 --> 01:09:52,145 Yes! 1031 01:09:52,755 --> 01:09:53,813 She is my friend, dude! 1032 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,217 He is just a friend Ma! 1033 01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:57,555 So can't one marry a friend? 1034 01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:59,551 Where did marriage come from? 1035 01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:02,962 You're the one building flyovers of Bittoo. 1036 01:10:03,299 --> 01:10:04,960 I thought you changed your mind. 1037 01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:08,566 I was just saying that all men are not alike. 1038 01:10:09,839 --> 01:10:10,897 Now let's take Bittoo, for example... 1039 01:10:11,774 --> 01:10:14,572 he makes tea, does kitchen work, 1040 01:10:15,311 --> 01:10:18,246 I think he will even allow his wife to work after marriage. 1041 01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:23,309 How do I look? 1042 01:10:27,323 --> 01:10:29,655 Oh ho, ruined my hair. 1043 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:30,783 Doesn't matter. 1044 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,118 Leave it now. 1045 01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:13,965 I feel a new sensation, 1046 01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:19,099 I feel you next to me. 1047 01:11:19,175 --> 01:11:24,977 The colours of yesterday are changing, 1048 01:11:25,047 --> 01:11:30,986 into brighter shades of tomorrow. 1049 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:38,992 We are half way on the path of love. 1050 01:11:39,061 --> 01:11:44,795 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1051 01:11:44,867 --> 01:11:50,669 We are half way there. 1052 01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:57,270 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1053 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:42,380 We are half way there. 1054 01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:54,792 I don't know if it's patience or a test... 1055 01:12:54,937 --> 01:13:00,739 It feels extreme... 1056 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:06,146 it feels the best. 1057 01:13:06,282 --> 01:13:11,948 The lively yesterdays are a past... 1058 01:13:12,021 --> 01:13:18,221 the tranquil tomorrows are now at last. 1059 01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:26,031 We are half way on the path of love. 1060 01:13:26,102 --> 01:13:31,836 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1061 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:37,436 We are half way on the path of love. 1062 01:13:37,513 --> 01:13:39,777 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1063 01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:41,783 Who has done this? Headless chicken you are! 1064 01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:44,445 What if it hurt someone? 1065 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,852 Don't know what you're up to! 1066 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:55,128 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1067 01:14:00,803 --> 01:14:06,799 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1068 01:14:12,348 --> 01:14:19,811 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1069 01:14:33,169 --> 01:14:34,227 So, Mr Bittoo... 1070 01:14:35,037 --> 01:14:36,095 Hey! 1071 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:43,842 Dude! You are up and about so early! 1072 01:14:47,850 --> 01:14:48,908 Why are you looking so screwed up? 1073 01:14:49,251 --> 01:14:50,843 Nothing, you spoke so casually. 1074 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:52,578 So... 1075 01:14:52,855 --> 01:14:54,049 Should I address you as Sir. Bittoo 1076 01:14:54,123 --> 01:14:55,920 No, casual is best. 1077 01:14:59,462 --> 01:15:01,054 Why are you being so strange? 1078 01:15:01,597 --> 01:15:02,859 Not at all. 1079 01:15:03,065 --> 01:15:04,123 Of course you are... 1080 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,862 Now let's take the tea, for example... 1081 01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:08,194 I made tea at home yesterday evening... 1082 01:15:08,871 --> 01:15:11,066 and after one sip mummy and papa said the truth, 1083 01:15:11,540 --> 01:15:13,940 that Shruti can't make tea to save her life... 1084 01:15:15,611 --> 01:15:17,340 but from that day on? - Which day? 1085 01:15:17,613 --> 01:15:18,875 You know which day. 1086 01:15:20,616 --> 01:15:24,882 I've been making bad tea and you've been drinking it. 1087 01:15:26,622 --> 01:15:27,884 Are you afraid that you might hurt my feelings... 1088 01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:30,482 if you said the tea was bad? 1089 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:38,900 Since when did you become so caring? 1090 01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:44,963 Whatever happened between us... 1091 01:15:46,642 --> 01:15:47,904 just happened. 1092 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:52,370 Don't worry, I am not like your other ones... 1093 01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:53,910 who stick to you like glue, 1094 01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:56,242 and you are always running away from them. 1095 01:15:58,921 --> 01:16:02,254 I have no problems with whatever happened between us. 1096 01:16:04,927 --> 01:16:05,985 No problem? 1097 01:16:06,929 --> 01:16:07,987 No. 1098 01:16:09,665 --> 01:16:11,997 Just be the same Bittoo you were. 1099 01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:14,931 Why are you so serious? 1100 01:16:16,939 --> 01:16:19,601 Dude, you freaked the living daylights out of me, 1101 01:16:21,544 --> 01:16:24,012 the way you behaved after our session. 1102 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:25,942 Session? 1103 01:16:26,015 --> 01:16:29,075 Dude, I thought Shruti had fallen in love with me. 1104 01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:31,676 But you are not the foolish types who stick like glue! 1105 01:16:31,954 --> 01:16:33,012 I'm not foolish... 1106 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:34,146 Right! 1107 01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:35,417 Everyone makes mistakes... 1108 01:16:35,491 --> 01:16:36,549 Mistake... 1109 01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:38,217 delete the mistake and move on... 1110 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:40,418 should I make tea for you... with ginger? 1111 01:16:40,496 --> 01:16:41,554 Yes. 1112 01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:45,961 You were right all along, love and business do not go hand in hand. 1113 01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:48,497 I am always right... 1114 01:16:51,173 --> 01:16:52,231 Now watch out, 1115 01:16:52,975 --> 01:16:54,101 we'll fly high. 1116 01:16:54,977 --> 01:16:57,969 Enough of this matchbox-sized room, decrepit old bike! 1117 01:16:58,714 --> 01:17:00,045 Mercedes! That's what it's going to be! 1118 01:17:02,318 --> 01:17:04,309 Just imagine if love were to come between business partners... 1119 01:17:04,386 --> 01:17:05,444 everything would've been lost. 1120 01:17:05,521 --> 01:17:06,988 Forget the Mercedes, we wouldn't even have the cheapest car. 1121 01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:10,049 So then... 1122 01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:12,994 you happy, me happy. 1123 01:17:17,533 --> 01:17:18,591 Hello... Shaadi Mubarak... 1124 01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:21,195 you've called earlier? 1125 01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:24,602 There was some problem on the line, but it's all sorted now. 1126 01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:28,539 Yes I'll be there soon. 1127 01:17:28,611 --> 01:17:32,012 Dude, I'm running to the printer to check Kalra's card... 1128 01:17:32,081 --> 01:17:34,072 you come directly for the meeting with Asma and Zafar. 1129 01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:36,215 Ok. Bye. 1130 01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:42,019 We are half way on the path of love. 1131 01:18:00,776 --> 01:18:02,243 Stupid... 1132 01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:08,111 Idiot, fool... 1133 01:18:14,256 --> 01:18:16,053 you were following your rule book, right? 1134 01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:20,057 Then why this emotional slip-up? 1135 01:18:26,068 --> 01:18:30,061 If you slip again, you'll be dead! 1136 01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:34,600 Now don't cry, 1137 01:18:36,478 --> 01:18:37,604 not a tear. 1138 01:18:56,699 --> 01:18:57,757 Hello, Shaadi Mubarak! 1139 01:18:59,635 --> 01:19:00,693 Yes, Ms. Asma... 1140 01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:02,434 Yes, of course we are meeting... 1141 01:19:03,105 --> 01:19:05,232 Yes, 12 o'clock sharp. 1142 01:19:22,124 --> 01:19:23,591 Asma and Zafar are great people... 1143 01:19:24,526 --> 01:19:26,118 great choice of location for a meeting. 1144 01:19:26,862 --> 01:19:28,523 Bit of fun, a bit of meeting. 1145 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,131 Great atmosphere... right? 1146 01:19:36,739 --> 01:19:38,673 I can do the meeting myself, 1147 01:19:38,807 --> 01:19:41,139 why don't you just enjoy the atmosphere? 1148 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:42,668 Really? 1149 01:19:42,878 --> 01:19:44,140 Can I go? 1150 01:19:44,346 --> 01:19:46,143 Excuse me... Shaadi Mubarak? 1151 01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:48,207 Asma and Zafar? - Yes, hi... 1152 01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:49,341 Bittoo. 1153 01:19:49,418 --> 01:19:51,477 Shaadi Mubarak... Shaadi Mubarak. 1154 01:19:54,556 --> 01:19:55,614 It's a good idea, 1155 01:19:56,892 --> 01:19:59,292 but what if we didn't have lavender... 1156 01:19:59,361 --> 01:20:00,419 We have lavender... 1157 01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:02,160 and we will use lavender... 1158 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:04,360 why are you rejecting my design just like that? 1159 01:20:06,769 --> 01:20:07,827 Too sober... 1160 01:20:08,570 --> 01:20:11,368 people come to Shaadi Mubarak for kitsch, not sober. 1161 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,704 Lower class losers used to come for kitsch, 1162 01:20:14,176 --> 01:20:15,370 this is a high class party. 1163 01:20:16,779 --> 01:20:18,576 I'm myself lower class loser... 1164 01:20:18,847 --> 01:20:20,246 and I understand only kitsch. 1165 01:20:20,716 --> 01:20:22,308 You are high class from London and America, 1166 01:20:22,918 --> 01:20:24,783 keep your upper and lower class to yourself. 1167 01:20:25,187 --> 01:20:26,449 There are only 5 days to go. 1168 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:28,385 Do what Shaadi Mubarak is famous for. 1169 01:20:28,590 --> 01:20:29,852 Don't force your personal taste... 1170 01:20:39,868 --> 01:20:41,529 Should I put soya sauce in your noodles? 1171 01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:44,200 I'll eat at home. 1172 01:20:45,407 --> 01:20:47,272 Couldn't you say so when I was placing the order? 1173 01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:49,539 Did you ask me? 1174 01:20:49,611 --> 01:20:51,203 I was screaming my lungs off standing here. 1175 01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:53,874 Two Manchurian one veg one chicken ...two chowmein one veg one chicken. 1176 01:20:53,949 --> 01:20:55,348 Should I worry about my work or your nonsense? 1177 01:20:56,485 --> 01:20:58,214 I have no time for bickering. 1178 01:20:59,221 --> 01:21:00,552 I have mailed Rajinder the menu. 1179 01:21:00,889 --> 01:21:02,288 Give this design to Maqsood. 1180 01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:04,619 I'll arrive at the site directly tomorrow morning. 1181 01:21:04,827 --> 01:21:06,226 It would be best if you arrived on time. 1182 01:21:06,295 --> 01:21:07,694 Listen... Shruti, wait. 1183 01:21:09,965 --> 01:21:11,956 Have you lost it? Get rid of him... I'll drop you off. 1184 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:13,292 Leave me. 1185 01:21:14,970 --> 01:21:16,562 If I don't want to go with you, I won't. 1186 01:21:16,972 --> 01:21:18,564 You create a scene out of everything! 1187 01:21:21,977 --> 01:21:23,239 Go to hell... 1188 01:21:23,979 --> 01:21:25,241 Let's go. 1189 01:21:40,996 --> 01:21:43,328 OK, please read the Nikah... commence in the name of Allah. 1190 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:45,332 Keep the music on. 1191 01:21:45,868 --> 01:21:46,926 Please begin. 1192 01:21:49,271 --> 01:21:50,533 Zafar Khan 1193 01:21:56,411 --> 01:21:57,605 What's wrong? It was fine up till now. 1194 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:01,280 Something wrong on that side... No? Yes? Any sound? 1195 01:22:02,017 --> 01:22:03,279 Where is your mind these days? 1196 01:22:03,552 --> 01:22:05,543 Don't talk rubbish if you can't solve the problem! 1197 01:22:06,021 --> 01:22:07,420 Sound is your department. 1198 01:22:14,696 --> 01:22:15,754 Please commence. 1199 01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:20,961 Zafar Khan... Asma Siddiqui... 1200 01:22:21,303 --> 01:22:24,500 Santy, I've told you thousand times, do all the checks. 1201 01:22:25,641 --> 01:22:27,768 You all slack and I have to bear the embarrassment. 1202 01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:29,776 Yes I do. 1203 01:22:30,312 --> 01:22:31,370 Congratulations. 1204 01:22:52,334 --> 01:22:54,393 Santy. Shaadi Mubarak! 1205 01:22:56,338 --> 01:23:00,069 Come on, guys! 1206 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:01,533 Bittoo... 1207 01:23:01,743 --> 01:23:03,404 I'll die but I won't dance with you. 1208 01:23:04,079 --> 01:23:05,341 Just do it for the client's happiness. 1209 01:23:08,350 --> 01:23:11,080 Your dark and cunning eyes, 1210 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:12,614 are not too shy, 1211 01:23:12,688 --> 01:23:14,553 They look sly, very hi-fi 1212 01:23:14,623 --> 01:23:20,687 Making my heart skip a beat, I wonder why? 1213 01:23:27,369 --> 01:23:28,427 Your dark and cunning eyes, 1214 01:23:28,570 --> 01:23:29,764 are not too shy, 1215 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,966 They look sly, very hi-fi 1216 01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:39,037 Making my heart skip a beat, I wonder why? 1217 01:23:39,114 --> 01:23:44,711 Just like a biscuit dipped in tea, 1218 01:23:44,987 --> 01:23:47,979 That's how my life has turned out to be. 1219 01:23:48,056 --> 01:23:51,389 This is how I have lost out to me. 1220 01:23:51,460 --> 01:23:54,395 That's how my life has turned out to be. 1221 01:23:54,463 --> 01:23:56,988 This is how I have lost out to me. 1222 01:23:57,065 --> 01:23:58,464 Have you brought the console? - Counted the tables? 1223 01:23:58,533 --> 01:23:59,864 Checked the mixer? 1224 01:23:59,935 --> 01:24:01,596 Listen... all of that... 1225 01:24:25,827 --> 01:24:27,488 Should I drop you home? 1226 01:24:34,036 --> 01:24:35,094 Don't come from tomorrow. 1227 01:24:35,170 --> 01:24:36,432 Don't come where? 1228 01:24:38,106 --> 01:24:39,835 It's you who comes there. I live there. 1229 01:24:40,976 --> 01:24:43,911 Pack your stuff and vacate the room before I get there in the morning. 1230 01:24:43,979 --> 01:24:45,037 What nonsense? 1231 01:24:49,985 --> 01:24:51,043 Bittoo, the partnership is finished. 1232 01:24:51,119 --> 01:24:52,177 What? 1233 01:24:53,789 --> 01:24:57,520 If we work together then my Shaadi Mubarak will become a disaster... 1234 01:24:57,592 --> 01:24:58,650 My Shaadi Mubarak? 1235 01:24:59,127 --> 01:25:00,185 Since when has it been yours alone? 1236 01:25:00,462 --> 01:25:01,520 Don't shout. 1237 01:25:01,730 --> 01:25:03,061 Shaadi Mubarak was my idea. 1238 01:25:03,131 --> 01:25:04,189 My effort. 1239 01:25:04,466 --> 01:25:05,524 You'll be paid for it. 1240 01:25:06,001 --> 01:25:08,128 Try and break the partnership, I'll take you to court. 1241 01:25:08,203 --> 01:25:09,465 It's not a divorce that needs to go to court... 1242 01:25:09,538 --> 01:25:12,939 we'll divide the stuff... that's final. 1243 01:25:14,142 --> 01:25:16,474 Why are you ruining a great business? 1244 01:25:17,746 --> 01:25:18,940 Think calmly. 1245 01:25:19,881 --> 01:25:20,939 What did you say? 1246 01:25:21,483 --> 01:25:22,541 Session? 1247 01:25:24,886 --> 01:25:28,014 Oh, so this is what it is! 1248 01:25:28,890 --> 01:25:30,551 So why should I leave Shaadi Mubarak? 1249 01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:31,819 Was it me alone? 1250 01:25:32,494 --> 01:25:34,485 You said 'let me rest'. 1251 01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:37,498 I thought, she must be tired, let her rest. What did I know? 1252 01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:41,502 Go back to your village, to your father... 1253 01:25:41,903 --> 01:25:44,497 you just want to earn money... do another business. 1254 01:25:44,573 --> 01:25:46,837 Your father will readily pay for his baby's business and... 1255 01:25:46,908 --> 01:25:49,843 if still nothing happens then chop sugar canes, 1256 01:25:50,112 --> 01:25:51,977 but never come back to Shaadi Mubarak! 1257 01:25:52,247 --> 01:25:54,715 Oh, I see... I am a baby... 1258 01:25:54,783 --> 01:25:55,841 I'll run home with my tail between my legs... 1259 01:25:55,917 --> 01:25:57,509 that's what you think of me. 1260 01:25:57,586 --> 01:25:58,917 I'll obviously think of you. What you really are. 1261 01:25:58,987 --> 01:26:00,045 Everything is clear today. 1262 01:26:01,523 --> 01:26:02,581 It took three years. 1263 01:26:03,191 --> 01:26:04,249 So I can't do anything on my own, right? 1264 01:26:04,526 --> 01:26:05,584 At least I've never seen it. 1265 01:26:05,660 --> 01:26:08,527 I'll start my own Shaadi Mubarak ...100 times better than yours. 1266 01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:10,521 Let's go. He is crazy! 1267 01:26:13,201 --> 01:26:14,862 To hell with your partnership. 1268 01:26:15,203 --> 01:26:16,534 To hell with you. 1269 01:26:32,554 --> 01:26:33,885 What's the programme? 1270 01:26:36,558 --> 01:26:37,616 What's going on here? 1271 01:26:37,959 --> 01:26:39,017 Don't ask. 1272 01:26:41,763 --> 01:26:43,230 Hope there hasn't been a break up? 1273 01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:48,632 Oh... who will plan my wedding now? 1274 01:26:51,239 --> 01:26:53,571 Where are they? Both of them. 1275 01:26:55,243 --> 01:26:58,770 This is your 20. I've given Shruti madam hers. 1276 01:26:59,247 --> 01:27:02,182 You will buy a car now? Can I take this helmet? 1277 01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:03,308 Here. 1278 01:27:03,785 --> 01:27:05,047 You thief. 1279 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,185 You can't take anything that belongs to Shaadi Mubarak. 1280 01:27:11,326 --> 01:27:13,260 Here I am not taking it. 1281 01:27:16,198 --> 01:27:17,722 You dog... son of a gun... 1282 01:27:17,799 --> 01:27:20,734 Where did you come into my life from and ruin it? 1283 01:27:22,204 --> 01:27:23,671 Good morning, madam. - What's it? 1284 01:27:24,139 --> 01:27:26,004 My wedding... we spoke... the discount... 1285 01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:27,598 I called on the phone. Come back in the morning tomorrow. 1286 01:27:27,676 --> 01:27:28,938 OK I'll come back tomorrow. 1287 01:27:29,878 --> 01:27:32,005 Leave this rubbish... come with me. 1288 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,014 I'll get you the best deal. - How much? 1289 01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:35,606 He'll fleece you. Will you have tea or coffee? 1290 01:27:35,684 --> 01:27:36,878 Coffee? - We serve cold drinks... 1291 01:27:36,952 --> 01:27:38,817 forget cold drinks, we will guzzle beer together. 1292 01:27:38,887 --> 01:27:40,286 Will you serve cold drink... - I taught him everything. 1293 01:27:40,355 --> 01:27:41,617 Don't fall into her trap. 1294 01:27:41,690 --> 01:27:42,952 He will strip you to the core. 1295 01:27:43,024 --> 01:27:44,685 Strip me? 1296 01:27:48,363 --> 01:27:50,695 Forget getting people married, start getting them divorced. 1297 01:27:50,899 --> 01:27:52,628 You play with people's emotions! 1298 01:27:52,767 --> 01:27:55,167 I wanted to get married... to hell with you... 1299 01:27:56,304 --> 01:27:59,102 Villager! Buy a ticket to your father's house... 1300 01:27:59,174 --> 01:28:00,698 and practice cutting sugarcane. 1301 01:28:00,775 --> 01:28:04,643 I'll turn this Delhi into a village... beware you bloody Kakkar... 1302 01:28:04,713 --> 01:28:06,237 Get out from here... son of a gun. 1303 01:28:09,184 --> 01:28:11,652 There are going to be some smooth business operations from my place! 1304 01:28:11,786 --> 01:28:14,914 Massive weddings of important men's daughters. 1305 01:28:15,190 --> 01:28:17,124 Every Delhi girl's wedding will be planned from here. 1306 01:28:17,192 --> 01:28:19,660 By next year I'll even reach a bigger mall. 1307 01:28:22,264 --> 01:28:23,663 What're you going to name your company? 1308 01:28:23,732 --> 01:28:24,858 Original Shaadi Mubarak. 1309 01:28:24,933 --> 01:28:25,991 No, dude. 1310 01:28:26,067 --> 01:28:27,329 Dude, Kakkar's is fake. Mine's original. 1311 01:28:27,402 --> 01:28:28,664 No... 1312 01:28:30,005 --> 01:28:31,666 Shaadi Mubarak Part 2? 1313 01:28:31,740 --> 01:28:32,798 No... 1314 01:28:34,276 --> 01:28:36,005 Return of Shaadi Mubarak. 1315 01:28:36,678 --> 01:28:37,736 No... 1316 01:28:39,948 --> 01:28:41,745 Shaadi Mubarak season 2! 1317 01:28:43,285 --> 01:28:44,343 You've lost it? 1318 01:28:44,419 --> 01:28:45,681 Try Happy Wedding. 1319 01:28:46,087 --> 01:28:47,145 Full English. 1320 01:28:50,358 --> 01:28:52,292 OK. Done. Happy Wedding it is! 1321 01:28:54,429 --> 01:28:55,691 Hello Shaadi Mubarak... 1322 01:28:55,764 --> 01:28:57,891 I mean Happy Wedding. 1323 01:28:58,366 --> 01:29:00,231 Aren't there two partners in Shaadi Mubarak? 1324 01:29:00,368 --> 01:29:02,700 He was my assistant, not a partner. 1325 01:29:02,771 --> 01:29:03,829 I got rid of him. 1326 01:29:04,306 --> 01:29:05,364 He was a leech. 1327 01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:06,702 Happy Wedding? 1328 01:29:07,242 --> 01:29:09,176 Weren't you called Sha? 1329 01:29:09,244 --> 01:29:12,702 Shh, don't use that name... it's cursed. 1330 01:29:12,781 --> 01:29:13,839 Your child's marriage will be ruined. 1331 01:29:13,982 --> 01:29:17,713 I threw him out so he started his own company to suck the clients dry. 1332 01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:20,313 I hope you have not approached any Happy Wedding... 1333 01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:23,380 don't even think about it. It's that leech's company. 1334 01:29:23,458 --> 01:29:25,722 Everyone thinks we worked together... 1335 01:29:25,927 --> 01:29:29,055 but the reality is that I did all the work. 1336 01:29:29,130 --> 01:29:32,258 My ideas, my execution and who gets the credit? 1337 01:29:32,334 --> 01:29:34,734 No, no, don't take the name... it's cursed. 1338 01:29:34,803 --> 01:29:36,202 Your child's marriage will be ruined. 1339 01:29:39,007 --> 01:29:42,943 Shruti, your contract is on the 21st and so is his... 1340 01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:45,270 what do we do now? 1341 01:29:48,416 --> 01:29:51,817 Don't worry... let's celebrate my first contract. 1342 01:29:53,088 --> 01:29:55,750 I'll give you 500 thousand rupees 400 thousand yours... 1343 01:29:55,824 --> 01:29:57,018 200 thousand Santy's. 1344 01:29:57,092 --> 01:29:59,287 All payments have been doubled. Now take my booking. 1345 01:29:59,494 --> 01:30:02,156 550, 450, 250... 1346 01:30:02,897 --> 01:30:04,762 600, 500, 300... 1347 01:30:05,033 --> 01:30:06,091 650... 550... 1348 01:30:06,167 --> 01:30:07,225 One minute... 1349 01:30:07,836 --> 01:30:10,361 no fighting in my office... or else I'll give you one each! 1350 01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,763 Listen carefully... 1351 01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:18,104 we have decided that if you two work separately, we won't work with you. 1352 01:30:18,179 --> 01:30:19,373 Correct... he's right. 1353 01:30:20,382 --> 01:30:23,783 And if you work together, then... 1354 01:30:23,852 --> 01:30:25,376 Forget about that... last offer... 650 thousand. 1355 01:30:25,453 --> 01:30:27,785 I'll pay in advance... everything. 1356 01:30:27,856 --> 01:30:28,914 Are you leaving or? 1357 01:30:29,324 --> 01:30:30,916 Ya, ya, going... 1358 01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:34,394 There is no dearth of vendors in the market. 1359 01:30:48,009 --> 01:30:51,206 This issue is escalating. What do you say, Maqsood? 1360 01:30:51,546 --> 01:30:53,013 Both are impossible. 1361 01:30:57,819 --> 01:30:59,150 Just leave it here. 1362 01:31:00,822 --> 01:31:02,949 Hey... that pole is not meant for the centre. 1363 01:31:03,425 --> 01:31:04,824 So tell me where it's supposed to go... 1364 01:31:04,893 --> 01:31:06,827 Look at the design. - Just tell me where it goes... 1365 01:31:06,895 --> 01:31:08,829 If I sit on your head and monitor you all the time, who will do my work? 1366 01:31:08,897 --> 01:31:10,489 OK, I'm extremely sorry... you tell me where it's supposed to go. 1367 01:31:10,565 --> 01:31:12,089 Didn't I give you the design? 1368 01:31:12,367 --> 01:31:15,234 Work according to that. And don't mess with me. 1369 01:31:16,037 --> 01:31:17,095 Come on... 1370 01:31:17,439 --> 01:31:20,840 Will it be any speedier? Lt'll reach up by tomorrow. 1371 01:31:23,445 --> 01:31:25,106 Sir, please check the flower decoration. 1372 01:31:25,180 --> 01:31:26,442 Tell Shruti madam to check it. 1373 01:31:26,514 --> 01:31:27,845 Tell who? 1374 01:31:28,850 --> 01:31:30,977 Who else will you tell? Me, obviously... 1375 01:31:31,052 --> 01:31:37,457 You are lost along the way, my friend. 1376 01:31:38,393 --> 01:31:46,858 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1377 01:31:49,471 --> 01:31:58,869 Something is amiss... 1378 01:31:58,947 --> 01:32:08,879 my heart feels an empty abyss. 1379 01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:16,887 You've led the sunshine away my friend. 1380 01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:27,899 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1381 01:32:30,044 --> 01:32:33,912 Sir this half payment won't do... there is a contract... 1382 01:32:34,115 --> 01:32:35,980 give the full payment or else I'll slap a case on you. 1383 01:32:36,451 --> 01:32:38,112 Call us if you need a lawyer. 1384 01:32:38,653 --> 01:32:42,248 Me and my son, whose wedding you have spoiled, are lawyers. 1385 01:32:42,590 --> 01:32:43,648 Good night. 1386 01:32:49,931 --> 01:32:58,339 There is pain in the thousand strings in my heart. 1387 01:33:00,141 --> 01:33:07,946 The silk threads we tied are all torn apart. 1388 01:33:10,685 --> 01:33:19,218 It's the price of the separation. 1389 01:33:19,694 --> 01:33:28,966 Just the memories and tribulations. 1390 01:33:29,637 --> 01:33:35,166 The state my heart is in, my friend. 1391 01:33:35,243 --> 01:33:36,301 No worries, child... 1392 01:33:36,377 --> 01:33:38,436 we'll get another car... bigger than this one. 1393 01:33:39,714 --> 01:33:43,980 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1394 01:33:44,052 --> 01:33:48,113 Credit is for a month, not for 6 months. 1395 01:33:48,189 --> 01:33:51,056 Hello, hello. If you all surround me like this how can I get out? 1396 01:33:51,993 --> 01:33:54,325 And get to the bank? 1397 01:33:54,395 --> 01:33:55,987 And take my check book, and withdraw the money... 1398 01:33:56,064 --> 01:33:58,055 and give it you? Give me some space please. 1399 01:33:58,132 --> 01:34:00,999 Yes, yes, of course, give him some space to get to the bank. 1400 01:34:01,069 --> 01:34:10,000 My friend, you took my peace away. 1401 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:13,138 I only have this much. 1402 01:34:13,748 --> 01:34:15,682 Give me some time, I'll return the rest. 1403 01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:17,012 How will you return it, madam? 1404 01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:20,486 Until you pay your debts no one in the market will work with you, 1405 01:34:21,022 --> 01:34:22,546 how will you get new contracts? 1406 01:34:23,024 --> 01:34:24,082 I've not run away... 1407 01:34:25,026 --> 01:34:26,084 just trust me. 1408 01:34:30,431 --> 01:34:31,489 Ok fine... 1409 01:34:32,033 --> 01:34:34,365 three months and no more... 1410 01:34:35,169 --> 01:34:36,227 Thank you. 1411 01:34:36,371 --> 01:34:38,498 Let's go. God knows how many more rounds we'll have to make. 1412 01:34:49,717 --> 01:34:50,775 Hello... 1413 01:34:53,321 --> 01:34:54,379 Who do you want? 1414 01:34:59,727 --> 01:35:02,389 Who Sidhwani? Which office? 1415 01:35:03,064 --> 01:35:04,531 I don't owe any Sidhwani any money. 1416 01:35:06,734 --> 01:35:09,066 Mr. Sidhwani, the owner of the Sidhwani group. 1417 01:35:09,137 --> 01:35:11,662 We own 10 heritage hotels and resorts in Rajasthan. 1418 01:35:11,739 --> 01:35:13,400 The biggest in Bikaner. 1419 01:35:13,675 --> 01:35:16,075 Mr. Sidhwani's daughter is getting married... 1420 01:35:16,144 --> 01:35:18,203 and he wants Shaadi Mubarak to plan the wedding. 1421 01:35:18,279 --> 01:35:20,611 Can you come into our office for a meeting? 1422 01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:17,467 Good afternoon, sir... - So Shaadi Mubarak... 1423 01:36:17,538 --> 01:36:19,267 Yes sir. - Sir, Myself... Happy Wedding. 1424 01:36:19,807 --> 01:36:21,138 I don't want Happy Wedding. 1425 01:36:21,809 --> 01:36:23,674 Just the original Shaadi Mubarak. 1426 01:36:27,482 --> 01:36:29,143 To cut a long story short, my daughter Preeti, 1427 01:36:29,217 --> 01:36:32,482 whose wedding it is, insists that you plan her wedding. 1428 01:36:32,820 --> 01:36:35,152 I was calling the best wedding planners from Italy, France... 1429 01:36:35,223 --> 01:36:38,624 and the UK but Preeti saw your work at... 1430 01:36:38,693 --> 01:36:41,161 Pankaj and Sonya's wedding and decided that... 1431 01:36:41,229 --> 01:36:44,289 her wedding would be planned by Bittoo and Shruti. 1432 01:36:46,167 --> 01:36:48,761 I can handle it alone. 1433 01:36:49,170 --> 01:36:50,228 I don't need him. 1434 01:36:50,838 --> 01:36:51,896 Alone! 1435 01:36:53,508 --> 01:36:54,566 I have a file... 1436 01:36:54,909 --> 01:36:56,706 from the day you started working alone... 1437 01:36:57,178 --> 01:37:01,512 there have been electrical failures, security issues, shortages of food. 1438 01:37:03,251 --> 01:37:05,515 There can be no failures at my daughter's wedding. 1439 01:37:05,586 --> 01:37:07,645 Sir, there won't be any in my planning. 1440 01:37:08,589 --> 01:37:09,783 Bittoo Sharma... 1441 01:37:10,725 --> 01:37:13,250 your Happy Wedding planning disaster list is even longer. 1442 01:37:13,861 --> 01:37:14,919 Should I read it? 1443 01:37:15,196 --> 01:37:16,390 No thank you, sir... 1444 01:37:18,866 --> 01:37:24,395 OK, so it's better for me if you don't work together. 1445 01:37:24,939 --> 01:37:27,271 I can call on the best professionals in the world. 1446 01:37:28,209 --> 01:37:34,205 If you want the contract then work together as Shaadi Mubarak... 1447 01:37:34,816 --> 01:37:35,874 or else... 1448 01:37:44,225 --> 01:37:45,283 Sir... - No. 1449 01:37:56,637 --> 01:37:58,571 Sir I'll give you a forty percent discount. 1450 01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:00,834 Thank you, Mr. Bittoo Sharma... 1451 01:38:01,709 --> 01:38:02,767 Sir Fifty. 1452 01:38:03,244 --> 01:38:04,575 Fifty... percent. 1453 01:38:06,581 --> 01:38:07,707 Sir, this way please... 1454 01:38:09,250 --> 01:38:11,309 Both of you have gone crazy. 1455 01:38:11,385 --> 01:38:13,319 I'll die but I won't work with her. 1456 01:38:13,521 --> 01:38:14,852 You will die anyway. 1457 01:38:15,456 --> 01:38:18,254 I've been able to hold off your lenders for three months only... 1458 01:38:18,326 --> 01:38:19,384 not your entire life! 1459 01:38:21,996 --> 01:38:24,931 After 90 days your bones will be lying in the gutter. 1460 01:38:25,733 --> 01:38:28,463 Now tell me if you want to finish your war with Shruti... 1461 01:38:28,536 --> 01:38:29,594 or die in the gutter? 1462 01:38:31,606 --> 01:38:32,664 Idiot. 1463 01:38:35,543 --> 01:38:38,876 Look... you started your company from this lane. 1464 01:38:38,946 --> 01:38:42,279 Now you're stuck in a well and he is in a ridge. 1465 01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:45,947 Let go of the past, shake hands and move on from this fight. 1466 01:38:46,954 --> 01:38:48,353 Has he brainwashed you? 1467 01:38:50,558 --> 01:38:52,617 No, no, this was my idea. 1468 01:38:53,294 --> 01:38:56,286 Anyway, he can't think of anything on his own... 1469 01:38:58,900 --> 01:39:00,367 OK... 1470 01:39:02,570 --> 01:39:03,969 But just for one wedding... 1471 01:39:05,506 --> 01:39:06,768 come to the office tomorrow at 8 o'clock. 1472 01:39:06,841 --> 01:39:08,365 Why your office? My office. 1473 01:39:08,442 --> 01:39:09,500 Bittoo! 1474 01:39:10,978 --> 01:39:13,378 Which company does Sidhwani want for the wedding? 1475 01:39:15,049 --> 01:39:16,311 Shaadi Mubarak... 1476 01:39:16,384 --> 01:39:18,648 so work will happen from the Shaadi Mubarak office, right? 1477 01:39:19,654 --> 01:39:21,315 Maqsood, please... 1478 01:39:26,060 --> 01:39:27,391 Idiot. 1479 01:39:51,953 --> 01:39:54,945 On time! For a good first impression? Or... 1480 01:39:55,022 --> 01:39:56,489 What first impression can there be on you! 1481 01:39:59,093 --> 01:40:00,617 I've only been able to arrange second hand furniture so far... 1482 01:40:01,963 --> 01:40:03,954 It's OK... it's only a matter of three months... 1483 01:40:04,632 --> 01:40:06,361 hardly like I'm here permanently. 1484 01:40:09,637 --> 01:40:13,368 And I have a plan for working together for three months... 1485 01:40:13,441 --> 01:40:15,773 without murdering each other. 1486 01:40:15,843 --> 01:40:17,037 What new plan now? 1487 01:40:17,111 --> 01:40:18,908 I've cleared up the area on top for you. 1488 01:40:19,513 --> 01:40:22,380 You can set up there... and I'll work down here. 1489 01:40:22,650 --> 01:40:24,379 Let's divide the departments too... 1490 01:40:24,652 --> 01:40:27,587 so you don't poke your nose in mine and I won't in yours. 1491 01:40:29,457 --> 01:40:31,448 Done... catering and lighting mine. 1492 01:40:31,525 --> 01:40:32,856 Music, choreography, decoration... 1493 01:40:32,927 --> 01:40:33,985 Security... Design... 1494 01:40:34,061 --> 01:40:36,928 Not design... I'll do the design ...you'll make some kitsch one. 1495 01:40:46,741 --> 01:40:48,470 Your work is going ahead... 1496 01:40:52,013 --> 01:40:53,071 He's right here sir. 1497 01:41:09,830 --> 01:41:11,491 Let's go. Site inspection! 1498 01:41:16,170 --> 01:41:17,899 My father got married here... 1499 01:41:18,706 --> 01:41:19,764 and then I did. 1500 01:41:21,108 --> 01:41:24,441 Now both of them will get married here too. 1501 01:41:25,179 --> 01:41:27,841 Henna, ladies' night, wedding and, send off... 1502 01:41:27,915 --> 01:41:29,780 Only the honeymoon is not from here. 1503 01:41:31,852 --> 01:41:33,444 All the guests will stay here... 1504 01:41:33,521 --> 01:41:34,920 Seven-day-long party. 1505 01:41:35,189 --> 01:41:37,054 The party will be in true Shaadi Mubarak style. 1506 01:41:37,458 --> 01:41:39,585 I hope you spoke to him about superstar Shahrukh's dance. 1507 01:41:39,660 --> 01:41:40,718 Yes I did. 1508 01:41:41,729 --> 01:41:44,459 We can... - Of course... we will. 1509 01:41:44,532 --> 01:41:45,726 Even Shahrukh's performance? 1510 01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:48,465 Yes, even Shahrukh's performance! 1511 01:41:52,940 --> 01:41:55,465 Join by Friday... do read this... 1512 01:41:56,077 --> 01:41:57,476 It's out of town. I hope it's not a problem. 1513 01:41:57,545 --> 01:41:58,603 No, maam... 1514 01:41:58,679 --> 01:41:59,737 Next! 1515 01:41:59,814 --> 01:42:01,076 Have you worked in wedding planning before? 1516 01:42:01,148 --> 01:42:02,479 So Mr Bengal, forgotten me in six months... 1517 01:42:02,550 --> 01:42:04,745 I'm Bittoo from Shaadi Mubarak. 1518 01:42:04,819 --> 01:42:07,481 What have you done? Where have you worked? 1519 01:42:07,555 --> 01:42:10,023 Take the order... Two chowmein, one veg, one chicken. 1520 01:42:10,091 --> 01:42:11,490 Have you done any event management? 1521 01:42:11,559 --> 01:42:14,824 Two Manchurian, one veg, one chicken. Fried rice? 1522 01:42:15,496 --> 01:42:18,021 No? - OK, add one fried rice... 1523 01:42:18,099 --> 01:42:19,157 Next. 1524 01:42:19,233 --> 01:42:24,500 Bands Horns and Revelry. 1525 01:42:24,572 --> 01:42:31,501 Bands Horns and Revelry. 1526 01:42:31,979 --> 01:42:37,178 I say, I say, 1527 01:42:37,251 --> 01:42:38,912 I will plan weddings, 1528 01:42:38,986 --> 01:42:40,510 I will make the altars, 1529 01:42:40,588 --> 01:42:41,987 I will do the dances. 1530 01:42:43,524 --> 01:42:49,656 Bands Horns and Revelry. 1531 01:42:49,797 --> 01:42:50,855 Tea? 1532 01:43:07,548 --> 01:43:08,606 Shruti! 1533 01:43:08,682 --> 01:43:09,740 Yes. 1534 01:43:14,088 --> 01:43:15,146 Ya... 1535 01:43:15,823 --> 01:43:17,017 I was just on my way out. 1536 01:43:17,091 --> 01:43:18,956 Shruti! - One minute? 1537 01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:21,755 Santy will call you... tell him about the music... 1538 01:43:23,297 --> 01:43:26,027 you're getting calls all the time, no one calls me! 1539 01:43:30,304 --> 01:43:31,566 Yes, Maqsood... - Yes... 1540 01:43:32,840 --> 01:43:34,637 Yes, the design is good. 1541 01:43:35,309 --> 01:43:37,174 I'll arrive safely. Don't worry. 1542 01:43:38,579 --> 01:43:39,637 I've called for a cab. 1543 01:43:39,847 --> 01:43:40,905 OK, bye. 1544 01:43:41,782 --> 01:43:42,840 Shruti... 1545 01:43:47,655 --> 01:43:48,713 Got a call again? 1546 01:43:50,257 --> 01:43:51,315 Shruti! 1547 01:43:54,595 --> 01:43:58,588 Hey, wait... don't need a cab. 1548 01:43:59,934 --> 01:44:00,992 Come on... 1549 01:44:01,202 --> 01:44:02,260 Where? 1550 01:44:02,336 --> 01:44:03,598 Home! 1551 01:44:11,612 --> 01:44:12,806 You pretend to be all classy... 1552 01:44:13,681 --> 01:44:15,171 but look at your car... it's so kitschy. 1553 01:44:15,249 --> 01:44:17,615 Not kitschy... stylish! 1554 01:44:20,154 --> 01:44:22,179 I should have run away from the shop like you did... 1555 01:44:22,957 --> 01:44:24,686 I don't know when I'll have my own car now. 1556 01:44:24,959 --> 01:44:26,017 Am I not intelligent? 1557 01:44:27,695 --> 01:44:29,287 Not intelligent... thief! 1558 01:44:36,770 --> 01:44:37,964 Changed the name plate... 1559 01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:40,698 very nice. 1560 01:44:41,709 --> 01:44:42,767 OK, bye. 1561 01:45:17,344 --> 01:45:18,402 So Bittoo, what's the status? 1562 01:45:19,013 --> 01:45:21,743 Yes... family no 53, 54 have left... 1563 01:45:21,815 --> 01:45:23,874 55, 56's flight has been delayed... 1564 01:45:23,951 --> 01:45:25,009 Is that so? 1565 01:45:25,085 --> 01:45:27,986 And uncle-aunty no 78 have tagged two friends along. 1566 01:45:28,055 --> 01:45:29,420 In the list it's only old man and old woman... 1567 01:45:29,757 --> 01:45:31,156 where do I fix the friends? 1568 01:45:31,225 --> 01:45:32,852 Should I bury them at the airport? 1569 01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:35,219 Let it be. If their ghost catches you, 1570 01:45:35,296 --> 01:45:36,422 you will become more unbearable. 1571 01:45:36,764 --> 01:45:38,425 So should I get them a return ticket? 1572 01:45:38,899 --> 01:45:40,730 Send them... I'll figure out something. 1573 01:45:41,268 --> 01:45:43,896 Thirty-seven arriving! Bye! - Bye. 1574 01:45:47,374 --> 01:45:51,777 Bands, Horns and Revelry 1575 01:45:54,048 --> 01:45:56,175 Have you sold 204 and 208 somewhere? 1576 01:45:56,250 --> 01:45:58,445 They were clicking pictures everywhere. 1577 01:45:59,053 --> 01:46:01,385 Camel photo... cow photo... 1578 01:46:01,455 --> 01:46:03,719 Donkey, owl, crow, pigeon, photo, photo, photo. 1579 01:46:03,791 --> 01:46:05,725 Why are you stressed out? Haven't you stuffed your face yet? 1580 01:46:05,793 --> 01:46:07,784 I've just eaten six, seven sandwiches, there was no time. 1581 01:46:08,796 --> 01:46:09,888 Glutton of the topmost order. 1582 01:46:11,332 --> 01:46:12,993 One minute... hello, how are you? 1583 01:46:18,806 --> 01:46:20,296 Come, come... OK, just do it... 1584 01:46:21,075 --> 01:46:23,009 yes, yes, they will come... hey, Shruti. 1585 01:46:23,410 --> 01:46:24,468 Ok, 1586 01:46:25,279 --> 01:46:26,337 no, 1587 01:46:27,748 --> 01:46:29,238 just one second. - Guests are arriving... go and have a look! 1588 01:46:29,316 --> 01:46:30,442 Cover for me for a bit? 1589 01:46:30,818 --> 01:46:31,978 Your department... you handle it. 1590 01:46:36,290 --> 01:46:37,985 I'm a bit busy... will call you in a bit. 1591 01:46:42,296 --> 01:46:43,354 Is this dish Ok? 1592 01:46:43,430 --> 01:46:44,488 It's good. 1593 01:46:46,100 --> 01:46:47,158 It's great, now just let it be. 1594 01:46:47,234 --> 01:46:48,360 You've been at it for so long. 1595 01:46:48,435 --> 01:46:49,902 Go inside and help out. 1596 01:46:49,970 --> 01:46:51,961 Don't waste time. Take this plate. 1597 01:46:52,039 --> 01:46:53,973 So this is your canopy... not bad. 1598 01:46:55,109 --> 01:46:58,306 It will look cooler once my lighting comes in. 1599 01:46:58,846 --> 01:47:01,144 Let it be... my canopy will glow even in the dark. 1600 01:47:01,215 --> 01:47:03,206 You need to get off the phone to complete the canopy. 1601 01:47:07,354 --> 01:47:08,480 Yes, sir... Shruti Kakkar... 1602 01:47:22,870 --> 01:47:23,928 Who was it? 1603 01:47:26,407 --> 01:47:27,806 Shahrukh's got a fracture. 1604 01:47:27,875 --> 01:47:28,933 What? 1605 01:47:29,009 --> 01:47:30,067 No way! 1606 01:47:30,144 --> 01:47:31,202 It's the leg. 1607 01:47:32,046 --> 01:47:34,241 But I've already told the guests. 1608 01:47:34,314 --> 01:47:35,872 Preeti, did you hear? 1609 01:47:36,150 --> 01:47:40,211 Daddy, everything is spoiled... my entire wedding is spoiled. 1610 01:47:42,356 --> 01:47:44,381 Please excuse my interference, but what 1611 01:47:44,458 --> 01:47:47,552 would Shahrukh have done had he come? Married you? 1612 01:47:48,495 --> 01:47:50,429 Vowed to love you till eternity? 1613 01:47:51,165 --> 01:47:53,065 He's not going to take any such vows. 1614 01:47:55,402 --> 01:47:56,460 Mr. Vikram will. 1615 01:47:58,172 --> 01:47:59,571 He is your Shahrukh Khan... 1616 01:48:04,511 --> 01:48:06,103 what will Shahrukh do by coming here? 1617 01:48:06,180 --> 01:48:09,081 Some dancing, singing... just leave all that to us, 1618 01:48:10,050 --> 01:48:11,847 we will put on such a show that, 1619 01:48:11,919 --> 01:48:13,853 your friends will forget all about Shahrukh. 1620 01:48:14,188 --> 01:48:17,851 But everyone is expecting a Shahrukh-level rocking performance. 1621 01:48:18,192 --> 01:48:20,057 You haven't seen our level yet. 1622 01:48:20,461 --> 01:48:23,191 Don't worry... in fact, just leave it to us. 1623 01:48:25,432 --> 01:48:27,024 Where did you copy the 'love till eternity' line from? 1624 01:48:27,468 --> 01:48:28,594 My original. 1625 01:48:29,470 --> 01:48:30,528 Bittoo! 1626 01:48:31,071 --> 01:48:32,129 From an English picture. 1627 01:48:32,206 --> 01:48:33,468 I knew it wasn't original. 1628 01:48:33,540 --> 01:48:34,905 The audience clapped, right? 1629 01:48:35,876 --> 01:48:36,934 Full on... 1630 01:48:38,412 --> 01:48:40,346 Inside you showed them an English film? 1631 01:48:41,115 --> 01:48:42,207 What will you show them at night? 1632 01:48:42,483 --> 01:48:44,951 Not me alone... you too. 1633 01:48:45,886 --> 01:48:46,944 What! 1634 01:48:47,020 --> 01:48:49,511 Original Bittoo Shruti from the kitschy hinterland. 1635 01:49:00,234 --> 01:49:02,327 Love is splendid. 1636 01:49:02,569 --> 01:49:04,628 Love is profound. 1637 01:49:19,253 --> 01:49:21,915 It's a euphoria. 1638 01:49:22,055 --> 01:49:24,353 It's riveting. 1639 01:49:28,996 --> 01:49:32,557 Heart's a nomad. 1640 01:49:33,600 --> 01:49:36,364 It's mesmerising. 1641 01:49:36,436 --> 01:49:38,927 It's riveting. 1642 01:49:43,477 --> 01:49:46,605 Heart's a nomad. 1643 01:49:48,015 --> 01:49:50,210 I have given myself to you. 1644 01:49:50,284 --> 01:49:52,684 I've lost everything to you. 1645 01:49:52,953 --> 01:49:55,183 I have given myself to you. 1646 01:49:55,255 --> 01:49:57,587 I've lost everything to you. 1647 01:49:57,658 --> 01:50:02,561 My heart is not mine. 1648 01:50:03,030 --> 01:50:05,294 It's crazy for you. 1649 01:50:05,365 --> 01:50:07,526 It's a euphoria. 1650 01:50:07,601 --> 01:50:10,035 It's riveting. 1651 01:50:14,308 --> 01:50:16,572 Oh, the moon so far. 1652 01:50:16,643 --> 01:50:19,635 I am just a lone star. 1653 01:50:19,713 --> 01:50:22,011 It's mesmerising. 1654 01:50:58,619 --> 01:51:00,553 Love is an enigma, 1655 01:51:00,687 --> 01:51:02,746 Love is a mystery. 1656 01:51:03,357 --> 01:51:09,296 Lanes of love are like the deep blue sea. 1657 01:51:12,266 --> 01:51:14,598 Love is an enigma, 1658 01:51:15,369 --> 01:51:17,337 Love is a mystery. 1659 01:51:17,704 --> 01:51:21,504 Lanes of love are like the deep blue sea. 1660 01:51:21,575 --> 01:51:24,043 I am drowning yet floating. 1661 01:51:24,111 --> 01:51:26,443 I am a waif, I am nothing. 1662 01:51:31,318 --> 01:51:39,089 My heart is not mine, It's crazy for you. 1663 01:51:39,159 --> 01:51:41,127 It's a euphoria. 1664 01:51:41,395 --> 01:51:43,625 It's riveting. 1665 01:51:58,278 --> 01:52:00,405 Fall in love. 1666 01:52:00,480 --> 01:52:02,812 Sink in love. 1667 01:52:02,883 --> 01:52:05,249 Die in love. 1668 01:52:08,155 --> 01:52:10,089 Fall in love. 1669 01:52:10,157 --> 01:52:12,523 Sink in love. 1670 01:52:12,592 --> 01:52:14,822 Die in love. 1671 01:52:37,184 --> 01:52:41,416 God is my only friend. 1672 01:52:41,722 --> 01:52:48,127 In love I've lost my life. 1673 01:52:51,264 --> 01:52:56,133 God is my only friend. 1674 01:52:56,203 --> 01:53:00,196 I've lost everything to you. 1675 01:53:00,273 --> 01:53:02,673 Yet my lover's yard, 1676 01:53:02,743 --> 01:53:04,734 is better than the temple of god. 1677 01:53:04,811 --> 01:53:07,336 Yet my lover's yard, 1678 01:53:07,414 --> 01:53:09,541 is better than the temple of god. 1679 01:53:09,616 --> 01:53:17,421 My heart is not mine, It's crazy for you. 1680 01:53:17,491 --> 01:53:19,550 It's a euphoria. 1681 01:53:19,760 --> 01:53:22,490 It's riveting. 1682 01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:28,827 Oh, the moon so far. 1683 01:53:28,902 --> 01:53:31,769 I am just a lone star. 1684 01:53:31,905 --> 01:53:34,169 It's a euphoria. 1685 01:53:34,508 --> 01:53:36,703 It's riveting. 1686 01:54:17,784 --> 01:54:21,379 Mr. Bittoo, Mr Bittoo Khan... let's go and set the plates up. 1687 01:54:21,455 --> 01:54:22,888 They will be screaming for dinner in a minute. 1688 01:54:26,426 --> 01:54:27,950 The lighting looks great. 1689 01:54:28,562 --> 01:54:30,894 I just hope that the flowers don't wither by tomorrow... but I... 1690 01:54:30,964 --> 01:54:32,829 Oh, just let this Taj Mahal be. 1691 01:54:33,300 --> 01:54:36,292 So Mr. Shahrukh Khan, have your guests eaten? 1692 01:54:36,369 --> 01:54:38,234 Yes, yes, they have. You should eat too... 1693 01:54:38,305 --> 01:54:39,465 so that the breakfast team can begin preparations. 1694 01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:42,900 It's perfect, Maqsood. Come on, let's eat. 1695 01:54:42,976 --> 01:54:46,468 Thank God, at least she said 'perfect' for once. 1696 01:54:46,680 --> 01:54:49,513 I was thinking that these altars will turn into my grave. 1697 01:54:49,583 --> 01:54:51,881 Shruti. One minute... 1698 01:54:57,524 --> 01:54:58,582 sit down... 1699 01:55:01,828 --> 01:55:02,886 listen to the plan for the future. 1700 01:55:04,464 --> 01:55:06,261 Enough of the l-spy. 1701 01:55:07,334 --> 01:55:10,269 Happy Wedding is finished, 1702 01:55:10,937 --> 01:55:11,995 from now on only Shaadi Mubarak. 1703 01:55:14,608 --> 01:55:15,666 Not possible, Bittoo. 1704 01:55:15,742 --> 01:55:18,870 No, Bittoo... I have decided. Decision's taken. 1705 01:55:19,813 --> 01:55:22,008 We can't work together. 1706 01:55:23,884 --> 01:55:26,011 Last time we planned a wedding for 30 million, 1707 01:55:26,086 --> 01:55:28,452 you created an issue and broke up the partnership. 1708 01:55:29,356 --> 01:55:31,847 Now we have doubled it, you are moving away. 1709 01:55:33,360 --> 01:55:34,418 What is the problem? 1710 01:55:34,628 --> 01:55:36,528 You really like this snakes and ladders game? 1711 01:55:41,968 --> 01:55:45,369 Together we have organised such a big wedding so well. 1712 01:55:46,373 --> 01:55:47,499 We are a great team, 1713 01:55:48,842 --> 01:55:50,036 and you are ruining it. 1714 01:55:50,977 --> 01:55:54,310 I am not going to let it happen... I am not. 1715 01:55:57,918 --> 01:55:58,976 Are you done talking? 1716 01:56:00,587 --> 01:56:01,645 Now may I? 1717 01:56:01,721 --> 01:56:02,779 Go for it... say anything... 1718 01:56:02,856 --> 01:56:04,653 just don't say we can't work together. 1719 01:56:04,724 --> 01:56:05,918 Any other conditions are OK with me. 1720 01:56:05,992 --> 01:56:07,323 I am getting married in two months, 1721 01:56:07,994 --> 01:56:09,052 to Chetan. 1722 01:56:09,930 --> 01:56:13,457 He stays in Dubai, and after the wedding I'll move 1723 01:56:22,943 --> 01:56:26,344 You... you... 1724 01:56:27,681 --> 01:56:31,412 you've gone mad. You can't marry. 1725 01:56:33,553 --> 01:56:34,611 Why not? 1726 01:56:36,423 --> 01:56:38,084 And to Chetan I can... 1727 01:56:39,960 --> 01:56:41,018 he is educated, 1728 01:56:42,429 --> 01:56:43,487 sophisticated, 1729 01:56:44,931 --> 01:56:46,091 he is the right guy. 1730 01:56:46,700 --> 01:56:49,828 Nothing is right... it's all wrong. Totally wrong. 1731 01:56:50,637 --> 01:56:52,434 Right... it is right. 1732 01:56:52,505 --> 01:56:54,973 Wrong, wrong, wrong... 1733 01:56:55,875 --> 01:56:57,365 Why do you think it's wrong? 1734 01:56:57,911 --> 01:56:58,969 Give me a reason. 1735 01:56:59,713 --> 01:57:02,773 Because wrong is wrong, and wrong cannot be right. 1736 01:57:06,052 --> 01:57:07,110 Chetan... 1737 01:57:07,988 --> 01:57:11,515 Oh, so it's that jackass who is calling you again and again. 1738 01:57:13,727 --> 01:57:15,388 Fine! Keep answering his calls. 1739 01:57:15,862 --> 01:57:17,727 Hello Chetan, how are you? 1740 01:57:18,999 --> 01:57:20,057 A problem has come up, 1741 01:57:20,133 --> 01:57:23,534 I'll call you a bit later. OK, bye. 1742 01:57:24,437 --> 01:57:25,495 Bittoo... 1743 01:57:25,572 --> 01:57:29,440 Wrong... it's all wrong. Completely wrong. 1744 01:57:48,995 --> 01:57:50,792 Bittoo... what are you guys doing? 1745 01:57:51,765 --> 01:57:52,823 Puneet, get off! 1746 01:57:52,899 --> 01:57:53,957 I'll break your legs if you get off. 1747 01:57:54,034 --> 01:57:56,662 You're getting wet... for no reason... Bittoo tell them. 1748 01:57:56,736 --> 01:57:58,169 Let us do our job... just go from here. 1749 01:58:00,106 --> 01:58:02,939 Anju, what are you doing here? Leave it... and go. 1750 01:58:06,446 --> 01:58:07,811 Let it go, Bittoo. - Move... 1751 01:58:07,881 --> 01:58:08,939 You'll fall ill. 1752 01:58:09,015 --> 01:58:10,073 Let me do my job. 1753 01:58:10,150 --> 01:58:11,447 There is no point in saving it. 1754 01:58:11,518 --> 01:58:12,576 Just go... 1755 01:58:12,786 --> 01:58:15,619 Just get off... get off. 1756 01:58:15,689 --> 01:58:16,747 Hurry up. 1757 01:58:23,463 --> 01:58:24,521 Come inside. 1758 01:58:27,801 --> 01:58:29,496 Go in and dry yourselves... hurry. 1759 01:58:38,812 --> 01:58:41,212 Let it be... we'll make another one. 1760 01:58:48,621 --> 01:58:49,918 You were asking for a reason... 1761 01:58:51,891 --> 01:58:52,949 Shaadi Mubarak. 1762 01:58:54,828 --> 01:58:56,022 It's taken so much effort to set up, 1763 01:58:56,963 --> 01:58:58,487 and now you are running off to Dubai. 1764 01:59:01,101 --> 01:59:02,568 What's to become of Shaadi Mubarak? 1765 01:59:02,836 --> 01:59:04,770 Chetan has no problem with my business... 1766 01:59:06,106 --> 01:59:08,734 I told you, he's the right guy. 1767 01:59:09,843 --> 01:59:11,572 I'll set up Shaadi Mubarak in Dubai. 1768 01:59:11,644 --> 01:59:13,009 It will drown in Dubai! 1769 01:59:13,079 --> 01:59:14,171 What's it to you, 1770 01:59:14,848 --> 01:59:16,543 if it sinks or floats? 1771 01:59:17,584 --> 01:59:18,710 It's my problem. Okay? 1772 01:59:19,586 --> 01:59:27,755 You are lost along the way, my friend. 1773 01:59:30,096 --> 01:59:34,123 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1774 01:59:34,200 --> 01:59:35,861 Bittoo. What do we do for breakfast? 1775 01:59:35,935 --> 01:59:37,562 Hurry up, there's no time... 1776 02:00:06,633 --> 02:00:07,691 What about uncle and aunty? 1777 02:00:08,101 --> 02:00:09,159 What? 1778 02:00:09,235 --> 02:00:12,136 You will go to Dubai... what will they do with out you? 1779 02:00:12,205 --> 02:00:13,570 Both are very happy together... 1780 02:00:13,640 --> 02:00:14,868 and I'm not going to Antarctica... 1781 02:00:14,941 --> 02:00:16,067 Dubai is three hours away. 1782 02:00:16,142 --> 02:00:18,042 Don't worry, nothing will happen to them. 1783 02:00:18,912 --> 02:00:22,075 OK, start placing the pillows... Hurry up. 1784 02:00:27,587 --> 02:00:28,713 Dubai won't suit you. 1785 02:00:29,656 --> 02:00:30,987 You can't wear jeans and skirts. 1786 02:00:31,658 --> 02:00:33,649 Too much heat, too much dust. 1787 02:00:33,726 --> 02:00:36,661 Bittoo, any other reason? Solid one? 1788 02:00:38,598 --> 02:00:39,656 If not, 1789 02:00:39,799 --> 02:00:41,858 leave and let me do my work. 1790 02:00:58,918 --> 02:00:59,976 What happened? 1791 02:01:00,119 --> 02:01:01,245 I have cracked the reason... 1792 02:01:04,023 --> 02:01:05,888 That jackass is marrying you... 1793 02:01:07,694 --> 02:01:10,356 he is done for. Chetan's had it. 1794 02:01:11,231 --> 02:01:13,631 Don't listen to me. Go get married. 1795 02:01:14,968 --> 02:01:16,629 But your anger won't die down. 1796 02:01:22,308 --> 02:01:23,366 What anger? 1797 02:01:23,977 --> 02:01:25,308 What are you talking about? 1798 02:01:25,912 --> 02:01:27,641 Let it be... Now that you've already decided... 1799 02:01:27,714 --> 02:01:29,306 what difference can my talk make? 1800 02:01:30,650 --> 02:01:31,708 Just say it... quickly... 1801 02:01:31,985 --> 02:01:34,317 You are taking revenge on me by marrying that jackass, right? 1802 02:01:35,321 --> 02:01:36,652 Chetan! Show some respect, 1803 02:01:36,723 --> 02:01:38,156 you are speaking of my future husband... 1804 02:01:39,025 --> 02:01:40,322 and why would I seek revenge on you? 1805 02:01:40,994 --> 02:01:45,226 You lied... actually you had fallen in love with me... 1806 02:01:46,733 --> 02:01:50,726 and I paid you no heed and that's what angered you. 1807 02:01:52,005 --> 02:01:53,666 To punish me you are marrying that jackass... 1808 02:01:53,740 --> 02:01:55,731 correct, isn't it? 1809 02:01:57,744 --> 02:02:00,076 Shruti, where should I place this DJ set-up? 1810 02:02:01,214 --> 02:02:02,272 Tell me quickly please. 1811 02:02:05,018 --> 02:02:06,349 At least answer my question. 1812 02:02:08,354 --> 02:02:10,345 Oh, there's a new problem, 1813 02:02:10,423 --> 02:02:11,685 the chicken hasn't arrived yet. 1814 02:02:12,692 --> 02:02:14,751 Hurry up. 1815 02:02:16,362 --> 02:02:19,331 Just this much... don't increase it. 1816 02:02:19,432 --> 02:02:21,730 Play some English music, there are lots of foreigners here. 1817 02:02:24,003 --> 02:02:25,061 Answer me... 1818 02:02:26,940 --> 02:02:28,237 you had fallen in love with me... 1819 02:02:31,044 --> 02:02:32,341 you are just embarrassed to admit it. 1820 02:02:33,446 --> 02:02:35,710 Shruti Kakkar, the strong woman, 1821 02:02:35,882 --> 02:02:37,713 how could she get trapped in emotions... ya? 1822 02:02:41,321 --> 02:02:44,347 Love and business do not go hand in hand... 1823 02:02:44,757 --> 02:02:46,349 your famous business rule... 1824 02:02:46,759 --> 02:02:47,817 you broke the rule... 1825 02:02:48,394 --> 02:02:49,452 you fell in love... 1826 02:02:49,729 --> 02:02:50,787 what could I do? 1827 02:02:50,897 --> 02:02:53,161 Leave all my work and attend to your feelings? 1828 02:02:53,866 --> 02:02:56,096 Why are you punishing me? It's your mistake... no? 1829 02:02:57,770 --> 02:02:59,328 Bittoo, I have to get ready... this is not the time for this nonsense. 1830 02:02:59,405 --> 02:03:00,463 This is the best time... 1831 02:03:00,740 --> 02:03:01,798 answer me... 1832 02:03:06,312 --> 02:03:07,745 Always wrong timing... 1833 02:03:08,481 --> 02:03:10,745 I've not yet got an answer to my question, and he is calling... 1834 02:03:11,784 --> 02:03:13,376 Who gave you permission to cut my phone... 1835 02:03:13,953 --> 02:03:15,011 how dare you? 1836 02:03:15,121 --> 02:03:16,748 I don't need anyone's permission. 1837 02:03:19,092 --> 02:03:20,753 Answer my question first. Answer me. - Leave the phone. 1838 02:03:20,827 --> 02:03:27,289 Answer my question first. Answer me. - Leave the phone. 1839 02:03:35,441 --> 02:03:40,140 That's enough. 1840 02:03:44,784 --> 02:03:48,948 You think the entire world revolves around you. 1841 02:03:51,391 --> 02:03:52,449 Your answer... 1842 02:03:52,825 --> 02:03:53,883 your punishment. 1843 02:03:55,028 --> 02:03:56,791 I am getting married for myself... 1844 02:03:57,864 --> 02:03:59,525 for my safe secure future... 1845 02:04:00,533 --> 02:04:01,795 for my parents... 1846 02:04:02,869 --> 02:04:04,393 ...they want to see me settled... 1847 02:04:05,938 --> 02:04:09,999 I'm marrying a guy who is the perfect life partner for me. 1848 02:04:10,877 --> 02:04:12,174 With whom I'll be happy. 1849 02:04:16,182 --> 02:04:17,240 Yes... 1850 02:04:17,550 --> 02:04:18,812 I made a mistake... 1851 02:04:19,886 --> 02:04:21,183 I fell in love with you... 1852 02:04:23,289 --> 02:04:26,190 Shruti Kakkar was glued to the Business Rulebook... 1853 02:04:27,026 --> 02:04:28,254 everything was planned! 1854 02:04:30,196 --> 02:04:31,561 But I planned using my brain, 1855 02:04:32,498 --> 02:04:33,829 and discounted the heart. 1856 02:04:34,834 --> 02:04:35,892 I fell in love with you... 1857 02:04:37,937 --> 02:04:39,495 if you did not, you did not. 1858 02:04:41,841 --> 02:04:43,832 You think I'll chase you for revenge? 1859 02:04:45,578 --> 02:04:47,341 I'm not a child like you! 1860 02:04:49,449 --> 02:04:50,507 Got your answer? 1861 02:04:51,217 --> 02:04:52,275 Happy? 1862 02:04:53,419 --> 02:04:56,286 Shruti loves you and you paid no heed to her... 1863 02:04:57,223 --> 02:04:58,349 Now are you a hero? 1864 02:05:00,259 --> 02:05:03,023 Is that why you were after an answer? 1865 02:05:21,547 --> 02:05:23,174 Hello... how are you? 1866 02:05:24,117 --> 02:05:25,516 No it got cut by mistake. 1867 02:05:38,464 --> 02:05:43,629 My Friend 1868 02:05:45,905 --> 02:05:50,433 My Friend 1869 02:06:32,952 --> 02:06:38,219 My Friend 1870 02:06:38,324 --> 02:06:39,450 My Friend 1871 02:06:39,525 --> 02:06:40,583 I've checked the lights... 1872 02:06:40,660 --> 02:06:42,389 everything is fit just dimmer number six is gone... 1873 02:06:42,562 --> 02:06:44,120 should I put all tube lights on number five? 1874 02:06:45,965 --> 02:06:50,334 Sir, are you OK? 1875 02:06:52,972 --> 02:06:54,030 I am a bloody donkey. 1876 02:09:10,643 --> 02:09:11,701 Hello, Chetan... 1877 02:09:12,845 --> 02:09:14,107 I'm Bittoo... 1878 02:09:14,680 --> 02:09:16,739 Wake the f*** up... something important. 1879 02:09:29,195 --> 02:09:31,129 Hello... how are you? 1880 02:09:38,137 --> 02:09:39,195 What? 1881 02:09:42,875 --> 02:09:44,137 What did he say? 1882 02:09:48,748 --> 02:09:49,806 Really? 1883 02:09:51,150 --> 02:09:55,587 I'll speak to him right now. How dare he? Idiot. 1884 02:09:57,790 --> 02:10:00,759 Chetan, control... 1885 02:10:01,293 --> 02:10:06,697 I'll beat him to a pulp. You don't swear. Take it easy... 1886 02:10:39,732 --> 02:10:41,495 You called Chetan? - Yes. 1887 02:10:41,767 --> 02:10:43,530 You told him to step aside... Shruti is mine... 1888 02:10:43,636 --> 02:10:44,694 Obviously! 1889 02:10:45,571 --> 02:10:46,765 Why did you tell him that? 1890 02:10:46,872 --> 02:10:48,305 I thought, let me put him aside first, 1891 02:10:48,507 --> 02:10:49,769 or else he will keep calling... 1892 02:10:49,942 --> 02:10:51,466 and we won't be able to talk. 1893 02:10:52,778 --> 02:10:53,836 Tell me 1894 02:10:53,946 --> 02:10:56,210 whatever you told him... say it to my face. 1895 02:10:57,249 --> 02:11:00,741 I am a fool, an idiot, a donkey. 1896 02:11:00,886 --> 02:11:02,945 Everyone knows that... say something new. 1897 02:11:04,957 --> 02:11:06,948 I am a fool, to have run away from your love. 1898 02:11:09,228 --> 02:11:13,324 I am an idiot who thought that love would ruin my career, 1899 02:11:15,334 --> 02:11:16,528 and when I actually realised everything, 1900 02:11:16,769 --> 02:11:19,966 I tried to play the 'Shaadi Mubarak' card. 1901 02:11:22,441 --> 02:11:23,965 But you are a bigger fool than I am, 1902 02:11:25,244 --> 02:11:26,905 you taught me everything about business with so much love, 1903 02:11:26,979 --> 02:11:28,537 you could have taught me about love with as much love. 1904 02:11:30,616 --> 02:11:33,244 You were in a hurry to find the right life partner... 1905 02:11:34,286 --> 02:11:36,447 and who did you find? That jackass! 1906 02:11:39,625 --> 02:11:42,287 If you don't want to make me your business partner then so be it. 1907 02:11:44,330 --> 02:11:45,888 But don't keep me away from you. 1908 02:11:49,835 --> 02:11:51,894 There is no fun in life without you, 1909 02:11:53,305 --> 02:11:56,797 not looking at girls, nor chowmein or tea. 1910 02:11:59,478 --> 02:12:02,572 Work with you is fun, and even hanging out with you is fun. 1911 02:12:05,351 --> 02:12:09,481 I can work only because you smile and say 'very good'. 1912 02:12:11,524 --> 02:12:13,651 Even my own father never bothered to say 'good' to me. 1913 02:12:16,896 --> 02:12:19,387 Till there was happiness in life, business was good. 1914 02:12:20,299 --> 02:12:22,392 When the happiness vanished, business also sank. 1915 02:12:25,671 --> 02:12:28,902 If this happiness is called love, then I am not afraid of it. 1916 02:12:30,376 --> 02:12:34,472 I will give you lots and lots of love and take lots and lots from you. 1917 02:12:35,981 --> 02:12:37,039 Tell me, will you give me love? 1918 02:12:44,356 --> 02:12:45,618 No way... 1919 02:12:46,692 --> 02:12:47,750 One minute... 1920 02:12:49,995 --> 02:12:52,463 How are you? 1921 02:12:55,067 --> 02:12:57,399 How can you be good? 1922 02:12:59,338 --> 02:13:03,069 Bittoo's an idiot to have blasted you. 1923 02:13:04,910 --> 02:13:06,343 Yes, that's been sorted. 1924 02:13:10,583 --> 02:13:12,414 I am getting into a partnership with Bittoo... 1925 02:13:14,954 --> 02:13:16,421 And this time it's for life. 1926 02:13:18,023 --> 02:13:21,618 If he tries any tricks I am going to break his legs, 1927 02:13:23,562 --> 02:13:24,620 but not the partnership. 1928 02:13:27,399 --> 02:13:31,392 Now, obviously our wedding is cancelled. 1929 02:13:38,877 --> 02:13:39,935 He cut it. 1930 02:13:40,045 --> 02:13:41,637 How dare he cut off your call? 1931 02:13:41,747 --> 02:13:42,805 What are you doing? 1932 02:13:42,881 --> 02:13:43,973 You didn't finish speaking and he cut off your call. 1933 02:13:44,083 --> 02:13:46,517 How does it matter? Forget Chetan. 1934 02:13:48,721 --> 02:13:49,779 OK, I've forgotten him. 1935 02:13:53,859 --> 02:13:56,419 Finish the business you started. 1936 02:13:56,996 --> 02:13:58,054 Business? 1937 02:13:58,397 --> 02:14:01,764 What you were saying... after that? 1938 02:14:03,135 --> 02:14:05,865 I've spoken full and final... nothing beyond that... 1939 02:14:06,839 --> 02:14:07,897 Nothing? 1940 02:14:10,943 --> 02:14:13,002 Do I have to teach you everything in life? 1941 02:15:01,560 --> 02:15:04,461 Hello? - No one can find Shruti... do you know where she is? 1942 02:15:04,697 --> 02:15:05,755 Why should I tell you? 1943 02:15:05,864 --> 02:15:07,559 Preeti Maam has broken her heel... 1944 02:15:07,666 --> 02:15:08,826 Is Shruti Maam a cobbler? 1945 02:15:12,171 --> 02:15:14,469 Preeti Maam is crying about her broken heel. 1946 02:15:14,540 --> 02:15:16,474 I am on my way. - Hurry up please. 1947 02:15:17,142 --> 02:15:18,734 Tell her not to worry... I am on my way. 1948 02:15:18,844 --> 02:15:19,902 OK. 142981

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