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Rise and shine. - [shuddering] 8 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,080 Some counselor from Kenwood High 9 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:22,576 left you one of those text things. 10 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:23,807 I've got you now. 11 00:00:23,908 --> 00:00:26,139 ASH: One thing is clear, evil is after my offspring. 12 00:00:26,163 --> 00:00:27,586 Fucker! 13 00:00:27,587 --> 00:00:28,921 [yelling] The born and the unborn. 14 00:00:29,021 --> 00:00:32,692 From now on, protecting Brandy is job one. 15 00:00:32,792 --> 00:00:34,316 [mysterious voice] You are in grave danger. 16 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:35,628 Who sent you? 17 00:00:35,728 --> 00:00:37,029 Your uncle. 18 00:00:37,129 --> 00:00:38,030 The Brujo. 19 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:40,966 There was a naked lady right there. 20 00:00:41,066 --> 00:00:43,636 Those marks on your arms, that's Sumerian writing. 21 00:00:43,736 --> 00:00:46,372 DALTON: If I'm right, this goes one of two ways. 22 00:00:46,472 --> 00:00:48,963 He kills us, or we kill him. 23 00:00:49,108 --> 00:00:51,043 ♪♪ 24 00:00:52,745 --> 00:00:54,680 - [eerie music playing] - [indistinct chatter] 25 00:01:03,823 --> 00:01:06,158 [clears throat] Hey, kiddo. 26 00:01:06,258 --> 00:01:08,828 I'm sorry I'm late, I would've gotten here sooner but, uh, 27 00:01:08,928 --> 00:01:10,396 I stopped to get you some flowers. 28 00:01:10,496 --> 00:01:11,864 Oh. Oh, they're dripping wet. 29 00:01:11,964 --> 00:01:15,668 Yeah. Well, that's how you know they're fresh. 30 00:01:15,768 --> 00:01:18,137 Look, um... 31 00:01:18,237 --> 00:01:21,541 it's really nice that you're here, 32 00:01:21,641 --> 00:01:23,576 but you barely knew my mom. 33 00:01:23,676 --> 00:01:26,479 So you don't have to do this whole "dad" thing, 34 00:01:26,579 --> 00:01:28,013 if you don't want. 35 00:01:29,148 --> 00:01:31,717 I mean I know you're trying, but my guidance counselor 36 00:01:31,817 --> 00:01:33,853 offered to put me up until I graduate. 37 00:01:33,953 --> 00:01:36,656 And I think maybe I should take her up on it. 38 00:01:36,756 --> 00:01:38,190 Come on now, I mean you know, 39 00:01:38,290 --> 00:01:40,693 50 bucks a week was just a suggestion. 40 00:01:40,793 --> 00:01:42,161 - [chuckling] You know? - Hm. 41 00:01:42,261 --> 00:01:43,463 I mean... 42 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:45,631 I'll keep the-the seat down. 43 00:01:49,969 --> 00:01:52,905 Yeah, I guess if-if my mom, and the town 44 00:01:53,005 --> 00:01:56,876 can give you a second chance, then I can too. 45 00:01:58,844 --> 00:02:00,846 You must be the husband of the deceased? 46 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,948 Yeah, for like an hour and a half. 47 00:02:03,048 --> 00:02:04,517 Uh but, lovingly. 48 00:02:04,617 --> 00:02:06,786 Relatives may pay their respects to the deceased 49 00:02:06,886 --> 00:02:10,022 in the private viewing area, if you wish. 50 00:02:10,122 --> 00:02:11,457 Oh, buddy boy. 51 00:02:11,557 --> 00:02:13,993 Um, are you sure that's a good idea? 52 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:14,860 Excuse me? 53 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,662 Well, in case you hadn't noticed, 54 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,163 the kid's mom is, uh... [blows air] 55 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,665 minus a noggin. 56 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,935 Oh, I think you'll find she's been well restored. 57 00:02:23,035 --> 00:02:25,237 - [suspenseful music playing] - Restored? 58 00:02:25,337 --> 00:02:26,772 We reinstated the head. 59 00:02:26,872 --> 00:02:28,373 [speaking softly] Son of a bitch. 60 00:02:28,474 --> 00:02:29,975 I mean, thank you very much. 61 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,952 [eerie choral music] 62 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:51,864 [flesh squishing] 63 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,933 [clearing throat] Sorry, baby, it's nothing personal, 64 00:02:54,033 --> 00:02:55,835 but you know, if you've been killed by a Deadite, 65 00:02:55,935 --> 00:02:58,037 a guy can't be too careful. 66 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,508 Well, uh... 67 00:03:02,608 --> 00:03:03,809 rest in peace, Candy Barr. 68 00:03:03,909 --> 00:03:05,545 You were cursed with a dumb name, 69 00:03:05,645 --> 00:03:08,814 but uh, I'll always remember you. 70 00:03:08,914 --> 00:03:11,116 Or at least I'll never forget you again. 71 00:03:12,217 --> 00:03:13,686 [sighing] 72 00:03:15,788 --> 00:03:18,023 And of all the chicks, you gave the... 73 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:22,027 - [gasping] - [eerie music playing] 74 00:03:50,455 --> 00:03:53,225 Hm. Ah! Hey! 75 00:03:53,325 --> 00:03:55,127 - [slamming] - [Ash grunting] 76 00:03:56,461 --> 00:03:59,264 [yelling] 77 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,000 [heavy breathing] 78 00:04:02,602 --> 00:04:04,069 [grunting, pounding] 79 00:04:05,523 --> 00:04:06,858 Hey! 80 00:04:08,273 --> 00:04:09,875 - [groaning] - [wood creaking] 81 00:04:13,278 --> 00:04:14,446 [roaring] 82 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,782 - Damn, you look good, lover! - Oh! 83 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,484 Oh! Oh! Hands off the Johnson! 84 00:04:19,585 --> 00:04:21,486 Just like old times, eh? 85 00:04:21,587 --> 00:04:23,589 Oh, no. This ain't the Kroger parking lot. 86 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:25,157 - [laughing] - [howling] 87 00:04:25,257 --> 00:04:26,759 Yeah! Yee-hah! 88 00:04:26,859 --> 00:04:29,903 - Oh, do you want to take it slow? - No, no, no! 89 00:04:29,966 --> 00:04:31,496 I don't want to take it at all. 90 00:04:31,597 --> 00:04:33,666 [chuckling] Uh, where are you going? 91 00:04:33,766 --> 00:04:36,335 - You know you want it, big boy! - [groaning] 92 00:04:36,435 --> 00:04:37,703 - Yeah? - No, no, no, no, no. 93 00:04:37,803 --> 00:04:39,972 - Yeah! - [grunting] 94 00:04:40,023 --> 00:04:40,929 Oh! 95 00:04:40,973 --> 00:04:43,475 Oh, that's more like it, Ashy! 96 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:46,812 - Yeah! - No... means... no! 97 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,848 [high-pitched voice] Don't you want to kiss me? 98 00:04:49,849 --> 00:04:51,416 [Demon Candy growling] 99 00:04:51,516 --> 00:04:53,886 Is this better? 100 00:04:53,986 --> 00:04:55,888 - [glass shattering] - [groaning] 101 00:05:02,561 --> 00:05:04,697 [both groaning] 102 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:09,601 - [both grunting] - [electricity zapping] 103 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,908 - [cracking] - [splattering] 104 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:19,578 [heavy breathing] 105 00:05:19,679 --> 00:05:21,046 [grunting] 106 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,118 - [both grunting] - [splattering] 107 00:05:36,896 --> 00:05:39,031 [grunting, gasping] 108 00:05:42,177 --> 00:05:44,780 How was that for you? 109 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,896 [gasping] 110 00:05:48,774 --> 00:05:50,142 - [thuds] - [groans] 111 00:05:51,844 --> 00:05:53,744 [suspenseful music playing] 112 00:05:53,768 --> 00:05:57,327 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 113 00:05:59,551 --> 00:06:01,153 [eerie music playing] 114 00:06:04,356 --> 00:06:05,825 [funeral director sighing] 115 00:06:07,213 --> 00:06:09,148 We really should get started. 116 00:06:09,561 --> 00:06:11,363 I'm sorry, I don't know where he is. 117 00:06:11,463 --> 00:06:13,833 Can we just wait five more minutes? 118 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:16,401 I'm sorry, I think we should start. 119 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,240 Brandy, honey? 120 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,842 Is there anything I can do? 121 00:06:22,942 --> 00:06:26,411 No. It's just... my stupid father. 122 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,314 Thank you for being here. 123 00:06:29,414 --> 00:06:30,615 Always. 124 00:06:30,716 --> 00:06:32,684 [speaking softly] I'm here for you. 125 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,455 [exhaling deeply] 126 00:06:38,657 --> 00:06:40,159 [somber music playing] 127 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,820 [gulps] 128 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:56,349 Thank you for coming today, to remember my mother Candace. 129 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,111 She was a good friend to so many... 130 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,480 [voice shaking] but most of all, she was my mom. 131 00:07:02,982 --> 00:07:04,917 - When I think back... - [rumbling] 132 00:07:08,988 --> 00:07:11,023 [people murmuring] 133 00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:15,761 Um, when I think back, 134 00:07:15,861 --> 00:07:17,897 I picture my mom trying to raise her little girl 135 00:07:17,997 --> 00:07:20,699 in a world that sometimes felt complicated and... 136 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,935 - [loud rumbling] - [gasping] Oh, my God! 137 00:07:23,035 --> 00:07:25,337 - [all screaming, gasping] - [organ playing] 138 00:07:25,437 --> 00:07:26,772 God! 139 00:07:27,372 --> 00:07:29,909 Argh! 140 00:07:30,009 --> 00:07:32,144 Fucking hell! [groaning] 141 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,117 Oh. Jesus... 142 00:07:38,217 --> 00:07:39,952 - [thudding] - [all gasping] 143 00:07:43,055 --> 00:07:46,892 Sorry folks. Just a... little misunderstanding. 144 00:07:49,494 --> 00:07:51,330 [gasping, screaming continues] 145 00:07:52,364 --> 00:07:54,934 - [flesh squishing] - MAN: Ew! Jesus Christ. 146 00:07:55,034 --> 00:07:56,802 We all grieve in our own way. 147 00:07:56,902 --> 00:07:58,503 - [all screaming] - [head thudding] 148 00:08:00,873 --> 00:08:02,441 - [lid slamming] - [screaming, gasping] 149 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:05,845 [slamming, gasping continues] 150 00:08:11,016 --> 00:08:13,485 - [all murmuring] - [Ash panting] 151 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,390 Go ahead, hon, you're doing great. 152 00:08:24,729 --> 00:08:26,798 [gasping] 153 00:08:29,101 --> 00:08:31,103 Um... [sighing] 154 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,008 she taught me... 155 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,811 [sobbing] 156 00:08:39,912 --> 00:08:41,380 It's all right. 157 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,848 I've got it. 158 00:08:42,948 --> 00:08:44,749 Well, uh, on behalf of Brandy, 159 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,953 I'd like to, uh, thank you all for coming. 160 00:08:48,921 --> 00:08:50,890 [murmuring continues] 161 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:55,627 Mr. Williams. I'd like to express my sincere condolences. 162 00:08:55,727 --> 00:08:59,831 Oh, well, thanks, but you know, I didn't really know her... 163 00:08:59,932 --> 00:09:01,967 - Ruby. - Excuse me? 164 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:04,536 Well, if it ain't the she-devil herself. 165 00:09:04,636 --> 00:09:05,770 In church no less. 166 00:09:05,871 --> 00:09:06,939 You found the Book, didn't you? 167 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:08,307 What are you doing? 168 00:09:08,407 --> 00:09:10,475 This is my guidance counselor, Ms. Prevett. 169 00:09:10,575 --> 00:09:11,843 The one you're moving in with? 170 00:09:11,944 --> 00:09:13,112 That's right, and I want to assure you, 171 00:09:13,212 --> 00:09:15,414 I only have your daughter's best interests at heart. 172 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,883 I don't know how she's doing it, I don't know why she's doing it, 173 00:09:17,983 --> 00:09:19,618 but you got to believe me kiddo. 174 00:09:19,718 --> 00:09:22,787 Little Miss Moffatt here, is a black hearted hell beast! 175 00:09:22,888 --> 00:09:25,290 I have known her for two whole years. 176 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:28,593 - Seriously? - I can almost explain. 177 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:31,596 Who was your punk friend? 178 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,098 - Rachel. - Rachel. Right. 179 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:37,302 Well, Ruby made her, and your mom into demons. 180 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,504 Ms. Prevett... 181 00:09:39,604 --> 00:09:44,609 turned my mom, and my best friend into demons? 182 00:09:46,539 --> 00:09:48,345 [speaking softly] I can't do this. 183 00:09:50,983 --> 00:09:52,851 I'm getting my stuff out of your creepy house, 184 00:09:52,952 --> 00:09:54,186 and I never want to see you again. 185 00:09:54,286 --> 00:09:56,088 Oh, Brandy. 186 00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:01,927 I think it's time that you backed off, Ash. 187 00:10:02,027 --> 00:10:02,928 Of course there's nothing you can do to me, 188 00:10:03,028 --> 00:10:04,529 but I'd hate for anything to happen 189 00:10:04,629 --> 00:10:06,531 to your precious little girl. 190 00:10:06,631 --> 00:10:08,700 You be careful, Ruby. 191 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,136 Never get between a Papa Bear, and his cub. 192 00:10:13,138 --> 00:10:15,407 - [creaking, clattering] - Ugh! 193 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:17,642 [gasps] 194 00:10:21,213 --> 00:10:22,681 [eerie music playing] 195 00:10:27,119 --> 00:10:29,921 - [footsteps approaching] - KELLY: Fuck me. 196 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:32,057 Looks like a snuff film in here. 197 00:10:32,157 --> 00:10:34,726 Well, Kelly. Pablo. 198 00:10:34,826 --> 00:10:35,827 New guy. 199 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,896 You missed all the excitement. 200 00:10:37,997 --> 00:10:40,099 Everybody's favorite skanky demon Ruby is back, 201 00:10:40,199 --> 00:10:41,833 and she's yanking Brandy's chain. 202 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,268 - Hold on, Ruby's back? - Yep. 203 00:10:43,368 --> 00:10:45,704 And this is the evil immortal Ruby. 204 00:10:45,804 --> 00:10:47,372 - Mm-hm. - Who's Ruby? 205 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,607 Oh, boy. 206 00:10:49,674 --> 00:10:51,543 [speaking softly] Oh, shit. 207 00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:53,045 I'll be right back, guys. 208 00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:56,148 - [eerie music playing] - [heavy breathing] 209 00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:00,986 [rustling] 210 00:11:04,089 --> 00:11:05,657 Naked lady? 211 00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:11,130 I think there's a dress code. 212 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:13,632 [voice echoing] You must listen to the Brujo... 213 00:11:13,732 --> 00:11:17,502 you are in danger from the demon woman. 214 00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:21,406 To protect you, he wants to give you something... 215 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,741 [slicing] 216 00:11:23,742 --> 00:11:25,844 The Kandarian dagger? 217 00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:26,945 [squirting] 218 00:11:27,046 --> 00:11:30,915 It is close to where it was lost... 219 00:11:31,016 --> 00:11:32,817 you must go there. 220 00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:36,388 It is the key to your salvation. 221 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,756 Got it. 222 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:44,163 Hey, uh, by the way, you got a name? 223 00:11:44,263 --> 00:11:48,100 Maybe we could, uh, grab a coffee sometime, 224 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,503 or meet up, you know, like at a clothing store... 225 00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:53,338 Find it! 226 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:56,408 You must accept your destiny. 227 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,642 Cool. 228 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:02,114 This demon, Ruby? She's the Dark One? 229 00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:03,715 We need to kill her. Now! 230 00:12:03,815 --> 00:12:06,385 You want to do that, you need a Kandarian dagger. 231 00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:07,586 Guys. 232 00:12:08,287 --> 00:12:09,854 I think it's still there. 233 00:12:09,954 --> 00:12:11,456 The dagger. 234 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:14,893 I think it's at the place, where the cabin went down. 235 00:12:14,993 --> 00:12:16,261 How would you know? 236 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,896 Because a naked lady told me. 237 00:12:17,996 --> 00:12:19,431 Uh... 238 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,965 There's only one way to find out. 239 00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:22,301 ALL: Road trip. 240 00:12:22,401 --> 00:12:23,802 Copy that. 241 00:12:23,902 --> 00:12:25,870 But you three are going to have to go solo this time. 242 00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:26,871 What? What are you going to do? 243 00:12:26,971 --> 00:12:28,340 I'm going to try and talk some sense 244 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,809 into my seriously hormonal daughter. 245 00:12:32,111 --> 00:12:34,113 Good luck with that. 246 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,781 [suspenseful music playing] 247 00:12:39,184 --> 00:12:41,486 - [motorcycle revving] - [engine rumbling] 248 00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:56,668 [engines stop] 249 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,175 So, where do we start? 250 00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:06,568 Over there. 251 00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:07,888 Like, way over there. 252 00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:14,153 - [wind howling] - [mysterious breathing] 253 00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:28,967 [tools clattering] 254 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,435 Hard to believe this is the place 255 00:13:30,535 --> 00:13:32,271 where evil was released. 256 00:13:33,338 --> 00:13:34,739 It's harder to believe, 257 00:13:34,839 --> 00:13:37,876 that evil keeps bringing us back to the cabin, 258 00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:39,744 and this time it's not even here. 259 00:13:42,147 --> 00:13:43,348 It's creepy being back. 260 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,983 - [shovels scraping] - [grunting] 261 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,586 This was the last place I saw Ruby. 262 00:13:47,686 --> 00:13:49,421 Two Rubies, actually. 263 00:13:49,521 --> 00:13:50,755 Then we should dig fast. 264 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,993 [Kelly grunting] 265 00:13:55,093 --> 00:13:56,661 [Pablo gasping] 266 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,237 - Kel. - Yeah? 267 00:14:05,337 --> 00:14:06,805 I got something. 268 00:14:09,774 --> 00:14:11,910 - [suspenseful music playing] - [heavy breathing] 269 00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:18,183 - [rustling] - [grunting] 270 00:14:25,424 --> 00:14:27,792 That dagger is definitely here. 271 00:14:27,892 --> 00:14:29,761 - [eerie music playing] - [cat screeching in distance] 272 00:14:29,861 --> 00:14:31,763 [dog barking in distance] 273 00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:33,932 You want me to come with? 274 00:14:34,032 --> 00:14:36,787 [sniffling] I'll be fine, 275 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,154 I just need to pull myself together, 276 00:14:38,217 --> 00:14:40,472 and then I'll get a ride to your place. 277 00:14:40,572 --> 00:14:42,741 Maybe I should say goodbye to Ash. 278 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:43,942 I'll be waiting. 279 00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:53,818 [soft music playing] 280 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:56,688 [sighing] 281 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:09,868 [mysterious breathing] 282 00:15:14,306 --> 00:15:15,874 [crickets chirping] 283 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,221 [grass rustling] 284 00:15:38,797 --> 00:15:40,832 [wind howling] 285 00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:44,736 Some people just don't treat family with enough respect. 286 00:15:44,836 --> 00:15:47,205 [clicking] 287 00:15:47,306 --> 00:15:48,840 [squishing] 288 00:16:02,821 --> 00:16:04,623 [faint roaring] 289 00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:10,762 [chanting in foreign language] 290 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,667 [dripping] 291 00:16:17,836 --> 00:16:19,871 [continues chanting in foreign language] 292 00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:27,979 [blade clicking] 293 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,789 [wings flapping] 294 00:16:40,359 --> 00:16:43,662 And they say there's no such thing as second chances. 295 00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:52,871 [suspenseful music playing] 296 00:16:55,006 --> 00:16:56,875 [sighing] 297 00:17:23,735 --> 00:17:25,804 - ♪ Ah ♪ - [rock music playing] 298 00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:28,139 [lightning crashing] 299 00:17:28,201 --> 00:17:31,576 ♪ Now I don't hardly know her ♪ 300 00:17:33,412 --> 00:17:34,546 [wind shrieking] 301 00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:38,817 ♪ Oh, but I think I could love her ♪ 302 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:39,918 [thunder rumbling] 303 00:17:41,753 --> 00:17:45,243 - ♪ Crimson and clover ♪ - Uh, no. 304 00:17:47,058 --> 00:17:49,327 [creaking] 305 00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:50,562 ♪ Ah ♪ 306 00:17:53,665 --> 00:17:58,236 ♪ Now when she comes walking over ♪ 307 00:17:58,336 --> 00:17:59,771 [mud squishing] 308 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:03,986 ♪ Now I've been waitin' to show her ♪ 309 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:10,722 - ♪ Crimson and clover ♪ - [demonic growling] 310 00:18:13,151 --> 00:18:16,597 ♪ Over and over ♪ 311 00:18:18,356 --> 00:18:19,891 [rock music continues] 312 00:18:31,369 --> 00:18:33,772 [mud splattering] 313 00:18:35,373 --> 00:18:37,942 [loud thudding] 314 00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:39,544 [lighting crashing] 315 00:18:42,346 --> 00:18:44,115 ♪ Yeah ♪ 316 00:18:44,215 --> 00:18:46,451 ♪ Ah ♪ 317 00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:48,987 ♪ My, my, such a sweet thing ♪ 318 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,189 - Ash? - ♪ Ah ♪ 319 00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:52,457 [growling] 320 00:18:52,557 --> 00:18:56,160 ♪ I wanna do everything ♪ 321 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,763 [thunder rumbling] 322 00:18:58,878 --> 00:19:02,165 ♪ What a beautiful feeling ♪ 323 00:19:02,236 --> 00:19:04,032 ♪ Ah ♪ 324 00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:08,372 ♪ Crimson and clover ♪ 325 00:19:08,473 --> 00:19:09,941 [growling continues] 326 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:18,776 ♪ Over and over ♪ 327 00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:21,953 [rock music continues] 328 00:19:34,365 --> 00:19:36,034 [thunder rumbling] 329 00:19:41,339 --> 00:19:43,675 - [engine stops] - [wind howling] 330 00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:50,949 [thunder rumbling] 331 00:19:57,055 --> 00:19:58,757 - [Brandy panting, sniffling] - [eerie music playing] 332 00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:02,527 I don't even know what to think anymore. 333 00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:03,728 I feel like I'm losing my mind. 334 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,429 MAN'S VOICE: Now, now. 335 00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:07,165 It's that damn Ash... 336 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:10,569 boy's got more loose screws than a Nevada cathouse. 337 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,470 [demonic growling] 338 00:20:12,571 --> 00:20:15,707 What do you think you're doing? 339 00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:17,876 Oh, uh, enjoying my couch, 340 00:20:17,976 --> 00:20:21,079 now that I swept off all your nasty chips and shit. 341 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,648 How about we watch it again? 342 00:20:23,748 --> 00:20:24,783 That'll bring a smile. 343 00:20:24,883 --> 00:20:26,718 - [Brandy chuckles] - [remote clicks] 344 00:20:26,818 --> 00:20:28,787 You know me as Ash Williams, 345 00:20:28,887 --> 00:20:31,623 the hero who saved Elk Grove from evil. 346 00:20:31,723 --> 00:20:33,057 - I'm serious, buddy. - [TV continues indistinctly] 347 00:20:33,157 --> 00:20:35,159 - Watch, this is the best part. - [volume clicks] 348 00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:36,595 Because at Ashy Slashy's, 349 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,429 "service" is literally... 350 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,776 - BOTH: Not. - ...our middle name! 351 00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:42,433 - [laughing] - What a piece of shit. 352 00:20:42,495 --> 00:20:44,636 You actually put this on TV? 353 00:20:44,736 --> 00:20:46,805 What's wrong with...? Forget that. 354 00:20:46,905 --> 00:20:48,740 What the hell are you doing in my house, creep-o? 355 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,642 Enjoying the company of the granddaughter 356 00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:52,010 I never knew I had. 357 00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:54,012 Brandy, you know your grandpa's dead, right? 358 00:20:54,112 --> 00:20:55,479 - Am not. - Is too. 359 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,749 - Nope. - What is your problem? He's fine. 360 00:20:57,849 --> 00:21:00,484 Forget him. Kid's got demon on the brain. 361 00:21:00,585 --> 00:21:03,287 Your grandpa was run over by the Delta. 362 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,624 Yeah, he told me about the accident. 363 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,158 It's amazing he survived. 364 00:21:07,258 --> 00:21:10,528 Survived? His head was squashed like a fucking watermelon! 365 00:21:10,629 --> 00:21:12,330 Uh, it'll keep more than that shitty rent-a-wreck 366 00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:14,232 to keep me down. 367 00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:15,767 Can you please stop, okay? 368 00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:17,501 This is the first time that I have felt 369 00:21:17,602 --> 00:21:19,738 even close to normal since I met you. 370 00:21:19,838 --> 00:21:21,539 Yeah, quit being such an asshole, 371 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,907 and let us enjoy our family time. 372 00:21:23,007 --> 00:21:26,277 Come here, sweetness. Thread 'er up again. 373 00:21:26,377 --> 00:21:27,578 Hey, Dad? 374 00:21:27,679 --> 00:21:28,780 Can we have a chat? 375 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,683 Oh, that boy is such a buzzkill. 376 00:21:31,783 --> 00:21:33,785 - [suspenseful music playing] - [shovels scraping] 377 00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:36,755 [Pablo grunting] 378 00:21:38,723 --> 00:21:41,626 Found everything but the dagger. 379 00:21:41,726 --> 00:21:43,662 Still think we're getting warm? 380 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,363 [faint growling] 381 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,637 [grunting, panting] 382 00:21:53,504 --> 00:21:55,006 Hold on! 383 00:21:56,207 --> 00:21:57,742 - [growling grows louder] - [Pablo breathing heavily] 384 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:04,683 [chuckling] 385 00:22:06,685 --> 00:22:09,387 Hello, gorgeous. 386 00:22:09,487 --> 00:22:10,789 Guys, I found it! 387 00:22:12,757 --> 00:22:13,992 - [wind howling] - [growling] 388 00:22:15,727 --> 00:22:18,763 - [roaring] - [smashing] 389 00:22:19,664 --> 00:22:20,932 [whispers] Shit. 390 00:22:22,366 --> 00:22:23,735 - [chiming] - Guys! 391 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,338 I think we need to get out of here right now. 392 00:22:27,438 --> 00:22:29,373 [clicking] 393 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,642 - Run! - [Kelly yelling] 394 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,846 - [demon growling, snarling] - [gunshots] 395 00:22:40,051 --> 00:22:41,119 [yelling] 396 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:44,288 [squishing] 397 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,090 KELLY: Pablo! 398 00:22:46,725 --> 00:22:47,692 [eerie music playing] 399 00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:50,829 Dalton! Can you guys hear me?! 400 00:22:50,929 --> 00:22:53,364 [panting] Fuck! 401 00:22:57,135 --> 00:22:58,436 Hello?! 402 00:22:58,536 --> 00:23:00,739 - [wind howling] - [heavy breathing] 403 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,711 Pablo... goddamn it. 404 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,982 - [gasping, gagging sounds] - Shit. 405 00:23:11,082 --> 00:23:14,418 Dalton! No, no, no, no, no, no. 406 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,788 [whispering] No. 407 00:23:16,888 --> 00:23:20,524 It was Pablo... 408 00:23:20,624 --> 00:23:22,626 Pablo did this. 409 00:23:22,727 --> 00:23:25,830 - Pablo did this to you? - Kelly, get out of here. 410 00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:28,499 Uh, look at me. 411 00:23:28,599 --> 00:23:30,701 Look at what your fucking friend did. 412 00:23:30,802 --> 00:23:32,603 [panting] He set us up. 413 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,672 What are you talking about? 414 00:23:34,773 --> 00:23:37,575 We should have killed him when we had the chance. 415 00:23:37,675 --> 00:23:40,178 [panting continues] 416 00:23:40,278 --> 00:23:41,813 Give me the dagger. 417 00:23:41,913 --> 00:23:43,882 - [mysterious breathing] - There's got to be another way. 418 00:23:43,982 --> 00:23:48,252 Kelly... give me the dagger. 419 00:23:48,352 --> 00:23:52,891 I told you this would happen, but you wouldn't listen to me. 420 00:23:53,591 --> 00:23:55,559 I'm sorry, Dalton. 421 00:23:55,659 --> 00:23:57,395 I'm sorry too. 422 00:23:59,931 --> 00:24:03,101 [in demonic voice] Now give me that fucking dagger! 423 00:24:03,201 --> 00:24:04,836 [gasping] 424 00:24:06,871 --> 00:24:08,706 - [roaring] - [branch snapping] 425 00:24:08,807 --> 00:24:10,975 - [engine revving] - [smashing] 426 00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:13,778 [both grunting] 427 00:24:13,878 --> 00:24:16,014 Nobody fucks with the Ghost Beaters! 428 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:20,684 - [panting] - [truck crashing] 429 00:24:20,785 --> 00:24:22,053 Pablo! 430 00:24:27,558 --> 00:24:28,860 [engine idling] 431 00:24:32,230 --> 00:24:33,331 Pablo? 432 00:24:38,736 --> 00:24:40,805 [gasps] Dalton. 433 00:24:53,017 --> 00:24:55,887 Well, let's see, he's got some beers... 434 00:24:55,987 --> 00:24:57,655 Pop-Tarts, and... 435 00:24:57,755 --> 00:24:59,257 and a old corn dog. 436 00:24:59,357 --> 00:25:01,025 Goddamn, boy. 437 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,162 Don't you ou keep any real food around here? 438 00:25:04,262 --> 00:25:05,663 What's your game, Gramps? 439 00:25:05,763 --> 00:25:07,431 Why's everything got to be a drama with you? 440 00:25:07,531 --> 00:25:09,433 - ASH [on TV]: We got rope! - [laughing] 441 00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:11,535 We got rubber! We got it all! 442 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,167 That cutie-pie's counselor 443 00:25:13,206 --> 00:25:15,039 asked me to drop in on her, that's all. 444 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:16,407 Oh, yeah? Your buddy Ruby? 445 00:25:16,507 --> 00:25:18,042 Yeah, ol' Sasquatch. 446 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,710 That fine looking slice of evil 447 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,512 pulled me right from the dirt. 448 00:25:22,746 --> 00:25:25,449 Go ahead, make your move. 449 00:25:25,549 --> 00:25:27,551 I put you in the dirt once, I can do it again. 450 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:31,722 Oh, attaboy. Show Brandy the monster that you really are. 451 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,288 - ...to "ildo." - Goddamn it. 452 00:25:33,313 --> 00:25:36,508 Because at Ashy Slashy's service is literally... 453 00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:38,762 - Oh, what are you doing? - my middle... 454 00:25:38,863 --> 00:25:41,365 - [sighing] - You think she hates you now? 455 00:25:41,465 --> 00:25:42,700 Whoa! 456 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,602 - [gasps] - [thuds] 457 00:25:44,702 --> 00:25:45,803 Oh, boy. 458 00:25:45,904 --> 00:25:47,305 DEMON BROCK: Don't worry about Brandy, 459 00:25:47,405 --> 00:25:48,806 I'll give her a shoulder to cry on. 460 00:25:48,907 --> 00:25:50,641 - [Ash groaning] - [Demon Brock grunting] 461 00:25:50,741 --> 00:25:52,743 [hissing, rattling] 462 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,145 - [both grunting] - [yells] 463 00:25:55,713 --> 00:25:58,416 I like my kids cooked medium rare! 464 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,920 - [groaning continues] - [electricity zapping] 465 00:26:04,722 --> 00:26:06,016 - [flesh sizzling] - [groaning] 466 00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:09,060 And I love the smell of old man in the morning! 467 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,898 - [yelling] - [shattering] 468 00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:17,568 - [whacks] - [clattering] 469 00:26:19,837 --> 00:26:21,872 - [yelling continues] - [clattering] 470 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,309 Ah! Hey! 471 00:26:26,144 --> 00:26:28,646 - [groaning] - [clattering] 472 00:26:28,746 --> 00:26:31,415 - [yelling] - [both grunting] 473 00:26:31,515 --> 00:26:33,617 [groaning, gasping] 474 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,586 Ow. [grunting] 475 00:26:37,188 --> 00:26:39,890 - [triumphant music playing] - [grunting] 476 00:26:40,691 --> 00:26:41,960 [yelling] 477 00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:45,429 - [buzzing] - [snarling] 478 00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:50,601 - [yelling] - [splattering] 479 00:26:54,805 --> 00:26:56,574 [Demon Brock wailing] 480 00:27:02,646 --> 00:27:04,548 - [grunting] - [splattering] 481 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,952 - [thunder rumbling] - [chuckling] 482 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:12,656 [shuddering] 483 00:27:15,659 --> 00:27:16,460 [Ash chuckles nervously] 484 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,398 Uh... the good news is I can explain. 485 00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,301 I wish you were the one that was dead. 486 00:27:23,401 --> 00:27:25,836 Honey, don't judge a book by its cover! 487 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,539 - Leave me alone. - No, look, sweetie, 488 00:27:28,639 --> 00:27:29,807 I didn't even kill him, 489 00:27:29,907 --> 00:27:31,642 because he's already dead! 490 00:27:31,742 --> 00:27:32,977 [door slamming] 491 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,379 Kids. 492 00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,982 ♪ I don't know what's wrong with these kids today ♪ 493 00:27:38,082 --> 00:27:39,250 ♪ Kids ♪ 494 00:27:39,350 --> 00:27:42,453 ♪ Who can understand anything they say ♪ 495 00:27:42,553 --> 00:27:43,587 ♪ Kids ♪ 496 00:27:43,687 --> 00:27:46,991 ♪ You're disobedient, disrespectful oafs ♪ 497 00:27:47,091 --> 00:27:50,261 ♪ Noisy, crazy, sloppy, lazy loafers ♪ 498 00:27:50,361 --> 00:27:51,462 ♪ And while we're on the subject kids ♪ 499 00:27:51,562 --> 00:27:55,399 ♪ You can talk and talk till your face is blue ♪ 500 00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:56,567 ♪ Kids ♪ 501 00:27:56,667 --> 00:28:00,238 ♪ But they still just do what they want to do ♪ 502 00:28:00,338 --> 00:28:02,073 ♪ Why can't they be like we were ♪ 503 00:28:02,173 --> 00:28:04,275 ♪ Perfect in every way ♪ 504 00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:08,679 ♪ What's the matter with kids today ♪ 505 00:28:08,779 --> 00:28:10,014 ♪ Kids ♪ 506 00:28:10,114 --> 00:28:12,750 ♪ I've tried to raise you the best I could ♪ 507 00:28:12,850 --> 00:28:14,185 ♪ Kids ♪ 508 00:28:14,285 --> 00:28:16,954 ♪ All the things I've done were for your own good ♪ 509 00:28:17,055 --> 00:28:18,356 ♪ Kids ♪ 510 00:28:18,456 --> 00:28:21,325 ♪ Can't you once appreciate how I've sacrificed ♪ 511 00:28:21,425 --> 00:28:23,461 ♪ Working, slaving, skrimping, saving ♪ 512 00:28:23,561 --> 00:28:25,696 ♪ Pennies And living with your father ♪ 513 00:28:25,796 --> 00:28:27,065 ♪ Kids ♪ 514 00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:32,089 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 35601

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