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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:12,420 ♪ There's a killer on the loose, 2 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,640 and I'm sittin' here waitin' for this 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,760 decomposed hand to lead me to him. 4 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,690 Ruby! 5 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,190 All roads to destroying this evil 6 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:28,360 lead right back to where it all began. 7 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,490 The cabin. 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,930 Then let's go back there and end it all. 9 00:00:30,980 --> 00:00:32,110 You can't go with me. 10 00:00:32,140 --> 00:00:34,150 I've put your lives in too much danger already. 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,450 Ash? Lem? 12 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,530 I'm really gettin' my life together. 13 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:37,520 You can join the militia. 14 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:38,650 Where's your camp? 15 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:39,950 I got him. Don't do anything 16 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:41,320 till I get there. 17 00:00:41,370 --> 00:00:42,410 State police! 18 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:55,540 Come with us. Where to? 19 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:56,630 To fight. 20 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:57,640 Let's boogie. 21 00:00:57,670 --> 00:00:58,810 ♪♪ 22 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:30,200 You know I still don't know how I feel about you guys 23 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,330 comin' to the cabin. 24 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:33,800 I guess if you're dead set on it... 25 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:34,930 Dead set? 26 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,390 Uh, let's say "live" set. 27 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:37,500 Keep it upbeat. 28 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,790 Exactly. 29 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,960 We're not, "Leavin' a trail of blood and guts behind us," 30 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:43,800 we're, "Keeping Michigan moist." 31 00:01:43,850 --> 00:01:45,690 We're comin' to this cabin with you. 32 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:46,690 We're basically family now. 33 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:48,360 I know. That's the problem. 34 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:50,860 Everyone I have feelings for dies there, 35 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:52,650 but you're adults. 36 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:55,020 We'll go see Lem, get some big boy toys, 37 00:01:55,070 --> 00:01:56,320 go to the cabin. Good. 38 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,730 'Cause anything's better than this. 39 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:59,620 Don't worry, Annie Oakley, you'll get your gun. 40 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,570 I want a flamethrower. 41 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:03,910 I'm serious! 42 00:02:03,950 --> 00:02:05,700 I lost my parents, got possessed. 43 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:07,330 Flamethrower seems fair. 44 00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:09,450 Yeah, well. You are pretty fiery. 45 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,710 Okay, listen. 46 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:12,540 Some friendly advice, these militia types 47 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,880 are a little twitchy. 48 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:15,750 Oh, I know these kind of people. 49 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,090 Paranoid rednecks who hit the woods 50 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:18,790 to play Rambo for the weekend. 51 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:19,960 Okay now, easy. 52 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:21,680 We don't want another Ruby Ridge on our hands. 53 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,560 So, just tuck that attitude right into your cleavage, 54 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:27,230 which I definitely have not ever noticed before. 55 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,350 Wow. 56 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:32,110 Help. 57 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:36,280 Help! 58 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,530 Someone! 59 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:40,900 Someone. 60 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:46,370 Someone. 61 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:47,910 Holy shit! 62 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,870 He's here. 63 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,920 Who, who's here? Him. 64 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,930 He tore the whole place apart. 65 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:03,640 Okay, you're in shock, 66 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,020 we need to stop the blood flow. 67 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:07,980 Please. 68 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,390 Just kill me. 69 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:11,140 Easy, pal. We're not gonna kill anybody. 70 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,520 Get you all fixed up. 71 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,890 Okay, first things first... 72 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:15,940 Get away from him! What? 73 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:17,430 He's one of those things, isn't he?! 74 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,950 He's one of those things! 75 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:37,620 So... 76 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:38,750 who the fuck are you guys, 77 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,880 and why are you roaming around my camp? 78 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,000 Uh, first off, apologies. 79 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,460 I guess we caught you guys 80 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:46,590 at something of an inconvenient time. 81 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,810 We're just lookin' for Lem. 82 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,810 He said he could help us out. 83 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,390 You know Lem? Oh, I know Lem. 84 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,680 Yeah, he's a good friend of mine. 85 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:55,020 I just saw him at the diner, he invited us here. 86 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,770 I've met you before. 87 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:58,780 Where you from? 88 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:01,150 Me? Nowhere near here. 89 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:02,160 Fuck! 90 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:03,240 Where is he? 91 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,660 - Fuck! - The roof! 92 00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:06,490 He's back! 93 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:08,940 Ah, who's "he"? 94 00:04:08,990 --> 00:04:10,360 Lem. 95 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:11,990 Lem Lem? 96 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,790 He got back to the camp, about an hour ago. 97 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:18,540 At first I thought he was drinking again, 98 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:19,840 but then he started, 99 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:21,460 tearing people apart. 100 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:22,760 Oh, boy. 101 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:23,930 His eyes were all white and crazy. 102 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:25,510 Looked like a fuckin' monster. 103 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:27,130 Oh, of course he did. 104 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,010 Keep your weapons trained on the roof! 105 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,600 We gotta get the hell out of here. Okay. 106 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,800 I wouldn't be roamin' around anywhere if I were you. 107 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:37,430 What the hell do you know?! 108 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,690 Let me dumb it down for ya. 109 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,690 What's out there knows that you're alive, 110 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,530 and it wants you to be... un-alive. 111 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,750 I know exactly what we're dealing with. 112 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:54,750 Big Brother put a virus in our air supply. 113 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:56,710 Turned Lem into some sort of... mummy! 114 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:57,780 Well, that's a new one. 115 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,490 Yeah, yeah, but we were ready for it. 116 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:01,710 Were ya, okay. Wow. 117 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,220 You guys are survivalists. 118 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:04,760 Here's how you survive. 119 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,640 Give us our weapons back, and get the fuck out of our way. 120 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,220 I'm gonna get you! 121 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,050 Oh, why don't you come out, 122 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:14,230 you motherfuckin' piece of shit?! 123 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:17,150 Come on, I'll kill you myself! 124 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:19,520 Probably not the best idea, Kel. 125 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:25,690 Yeah, that's what I thought. 126 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:28,780 That's how I know you. 127 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:29,780 You was at the lockup when 128 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,530 I was tossed in a few years ago! 129 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:33,120 She's a cop! 130 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,530 So who the fuck are you guys really, huh? 131 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:39,740 You the government? 132 00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:41,870 You were the last people to see Lem. 133 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:44,920 What are you, huh? 134 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,670 Checkin' in to see if your little experiment worked? 135 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,300 What did you do to him? You tell me! 136 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:51,300 What did you do to Lem?! Back off. 137 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:52,720 Watch your six! Watch your six! 138 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:10,950 I would stay away from there if I were you. 139 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:13,360 No looking for your input, tough guy. 140 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:27,830 See? 141 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:30,640 It's per... 142 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,510 Lance! 143 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:33,800 Lance! 144 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:36,440 No, you motherfucker! 145 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:40,390 We need to get the fuck out of here! 146 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,610 You ain't goin' nowhere. 147 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:56,960 Enjoy! 148 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,370 Maybe your old friend Lem will find you down there. 149 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:05,840 What was that? 150 00:07:05,870 --> 00:07:06,920 You know what that was. 151 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,330 There's two more we gotta get! 152 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:09,830 Let's load up and go! 153 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:11,500 Let's move it out! 154 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:12,840 Shit. 155 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,180 Yeah! 156 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:16,250 We got to figure out a way to get them out of there. 157 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,050 Over there! Come on. 158 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,430 I see 'em, I see 'em! Let's move. 159 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:23,690 Shit. Let's go. 160 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,270 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 161 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,360 Whoa, watch it. 162 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,030 Hold on, I'm tryin' somethin' here. 163 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:29,860 Hey. 164 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,190 It works! 165 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,200 You think there's another exit door? 166 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:38,450 Ah, no, but I'll say "yes" just to keep hope alive. 167 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,460 Let's check it out. 168 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:53,880 Oh, a week ago, I was havin' a burger with my partner, 169 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,020 and now... everything is upside down. 170 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:00,060 Ah, took me a long time to get my head around it too, 171 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,690 but you're seein' the world as it really is. 172 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:03,400 So, that's good. 173 00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:04,560 Doesn't feel good. 174 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,320 Oh, most people go through life 175 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,610 thinkin' they're totally safe. 176 00:08:07,650 --> 00:08:09,820 People like us, who know the truth. 177 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,150 Life is hard and dangerous, 178 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,730 and sometimes you just gotta chop off 179 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:14,410 somebody's head to survive. 180 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,370 I guess. 181 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:17,660 I guess that's true. 182 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,870 But hey, this ain't so bad. 183 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:21,320 Get to spend some quality time, 184 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,030 like you've been dreamin' about. 185 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,490 You think this is the right time for hitting on me? 186 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:27,080 There's no bad time. 187 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,590 I'm old school, baby. Oh, you're old somethin'. 188 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:39,390 Hey, I'm sorry I misread you. 189 00:08:39,430 --> 00:08:41,430 The woman I was with, she told me that, 190 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:43,800 she thought that you were the one makin' those... 191 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:44,850 those things. 192 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:47,260 Who's this woman? 193 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:49,070 Her name was Ruby. 194 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,700 She was a lot like you actually. 195 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,570 She spent her whole life fightin' those freaks... 196 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,190 but it finally caught up to her. 197 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:04,410 Just a normal person, 198 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,040 got tangled up into somethin' that was so much bigger... 199 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,550 somethin' beyond her control. 200 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,400 I will always be thankful she was honest with me. 201 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:30,600 She taught me there is more out there, 202 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:32,070 than any of us realize. 203 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:35,280 What was that? 204 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,930 Dangerous, orders on sight! 205 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,230 Fuck. 206 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:10,860 We'll be okay. 207 00:10:10,890 --> 00:10:12,570 Go, go! 208 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:32,920 Hello, Ash... 209 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,550 Good to see ya again. 210 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:37,220 Wish I could say the same, Lem. 211 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:40,600 You never wanted to drink with me, Ash. 212 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,390 You said I was a bad drunk, 213 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,510 that I liked the firewater. 214 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,560 Ah, that's before I knew it was racist. 215 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,350 That was a long time ago. 216 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:53,350 Well, maybe you'll drink with me now. 217 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,150 What the hell was that? Ah, no big deal. 218 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:58,770 Just a little kerosene. 219 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,660 Hey Lem, don't, don't... Cheers! 220 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,990 Oh! Jesus. 221 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:06,870 I'm coming to get you! 222 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:16,300 Where did you go? 223 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,460 How'd you pick "flamethrower" so easily? 224 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:25,920 What? 225 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,680 Earlier, you said you wanted a flamethrower. 226 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,590 Just like that. 227 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:33,260 Man, it's like you know exactly who you are. 228 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,680 Are you havin' a melt down? 229 00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:36,770 What? 230 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:37,990 No. 231 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,900 Um, it's just... 232 00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:44,070 who am I? 233 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:47,750 Who are you? 234 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,500 Ah, you are... a good friend, 235 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,960 someone who makes more... What, no. 236 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,960 What I'm asking is, 237 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 like, am I like an "axe" guy, 238 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,910 or somebody who uses a crossbow? 239 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,080 Maybe I'm a "Taser" kinda guy, 240 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,130 or I don't know. 241 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,720 A rusty chain? 242 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,590 You know I used a gun at the diner, 243 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,230 felt kinda small. 244 00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:12,310 You know what? 245 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:14,350 I'm glad that bein' trapped in the woods, 246 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,650 hunted by an insane militia, 247 00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:18,650 made you ask the big life questions. 248 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,270 Yeah, me too. 249 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,570 Shh, shh, shh. 250 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:33,580 I wish I had my rusty chain, yo. 251 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,030 No. 252 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,830 Keep tryin'. 253 00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:38,170 Damn. 254 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,000 Ash... 255 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:46,880 Ash! 256 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,180 Meet you by the creek. 257 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,190 - Look they separated. - Austin! 258 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,020 That's good, that's good. Hey Austin. 259 00:12:56,050 --> 00:12:59,100 Hey, all we need is one gun. 260 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:03,950 Fuck! 261 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,700 Ash! 262 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:11,960 The more you hide, the more I'll make you suffer! 263 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:14,820 So go on, and hide! 264 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,090 I got one! 265 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,390 Shit! 266 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,890 Come on, come on. No, please. 267 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,220 Come on, come here. 268 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:36,690 Help, gotcha! 269 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,520 Yes. 270 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,030 Nice try. 271 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,060 Get in the back. 272 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,360 I'm gonna get you pregnant later. 273 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:34,000 Won't your sister be jealous of us? 274 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:40,250 Mm. Uncle Sam will never outsmart 275 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:42,240 a couple'a deep woods Michigan boys. 276 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:44,910 We're not with Uncle Sam, you fuckin' knob! 277 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,120 We're on the same side. 278 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:47,620 Save your lies, Hillary. 279 00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:48,970 Hey, you fucking moron. 280 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,760 This has nothin' to do with the government. 281 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,170 There is something evil out there! 282 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:55,880 Oh, I know all about the evil out there. 283 00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:58,470 It's not the government! 284 00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,520 Lance? 285 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,570 It's me! 286 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,440 Oh my God! 287 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,370 Shit! 288 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,500 What the fuck? 289 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,910 Shit! 290 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,540 Pablo! 291 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,040 Pablo, do something! 292 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,170 Pablo! 293 00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:34,890 We're out of time! 294 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,140 Pablo, go! 295 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,270 Pablo! 296 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,550 Hang on! Shit! 297 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,430 Fuck! 298 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,730 Here we go! 299 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,120 One! 300 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,160 Two! 301 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,290 Three! 302 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,750 Hey, nice drivin'. 303 00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:11,760 Oh, thanks. 304 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:16,600 So, maybe I'm a "pick-up truck" kinda guy? 305 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,560 Yeah, maybe. 306 00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:20,730 Oh. 307 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,260 Oh, hello handsome. 308 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,030 Okay. 309 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,610 So what's the plan? 310 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,560 You're gonna get that guy's gas mask. 311 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:33,900 We're gonna ambush these hicks, 312 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:34,990 and save Ash. 313 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,650 Um, uh, that mask? 314 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,080 Well yeah, it's the only one around. 315 00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:41,750 Uh... do you really think I need one? 316 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:42,960 In order for this plan to work, yeah, 317 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,500 'cause you need to be in disguise. 318 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:50,000 Look, I'll clean the blood off with my shirt, okay? 319 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,800 Yeah, no, no. I-I got this. 320 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,430 I got this. 321 00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:57,560 Hey. 322 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,440 Pssh, he gone. 323 00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:06,650 All right, just pull it off. Come on. 324 00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:09,070 Look, it's a process, okay? 325 00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:10,440 I'm getting there. 326 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,690 Jeez, you know I-I've been through a lot. 327 00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,450 Oh, shit! Fuck, Kelly! 328 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:22,030 Oh my... Oh, kill him now! 329 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,630 Pablo! Ah! 330 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:28,660 Duck! 331 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:33,210 Holy shit! Don't shoot me please! 332 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,090 It's not my fault! 333 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,600 Whose fault is it?! 334 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:47,350 It's the gun's fault! 335 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:49,890 These things are dangerous! 336 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,320 Ha! 337 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,400 Oh, shit! 338 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,420 Pablo! 339 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,460 You're good to grab that mask now. 340 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,970 Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 341 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,520 Hey, you see what I see? 342 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,430 Oh, daylight. 343 00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:37,730 Crap. Shit. 344 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:40,530 Wait a minute. Propane. 345 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:44,110 We'll just blow the asshole up. 346 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,200 No we won't. 347 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:48,490 I've got an idea, 348 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,040 but you're gonna have to follow my lead. 349 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,740 I like a lady who takes charge. 350 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,050 Help! 351 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,050 Help! 352 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,760 That's your idea?! 353 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,430 Trust me. 354 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,960 Lem, I can't take it! Help me! 355 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,210 Help me, please! 356 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:10,470 Ash! I'm coming to get you! 357 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,320 What happened? 358 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,770 Where the hell is everybody? 359 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:24,730 Right here, asshole. 360 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,860 What, oh! 361 00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:30,030 One false move, and I will Second Amendment 362 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,210 your brains all over this truck. 363 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,140 Friends. 364 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:51,720 Let's party. 365 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,150 My brain! 366 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,860 Good news, Lem. 367 00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:08,200 You won't even know it's gone. 368 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:11,780 Diesel. 369 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:14,160 Oh, shit. 370 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,790 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! 371 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:23,920 Strike! 372 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:29,310 Ruff! 373 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,010 No! 374 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:39,060 Shit's about to get real! 375 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:52,460 Safety last! 376 00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,870 Well, that was fun. 377 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,970 We should get handcuffed together more often. 378 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,970 You wouldn't even know what to do with me. 379 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:06,050 Oh honey bunny, I would destroy you 380 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,550 in the best possible way. 381 00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:08,840 Oh... 382 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:09,930 You know I was gonna take that propane, 383 00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:11,090 and blow the doors off, 384 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:14,810 but I'll happily blow your doors off first. 385 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:15,850 Really? 386 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:22,850 Ash! 387 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,810 Fisher! 388 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:27,690 Are you alive in there? 389 00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:29,690 Rain check. Oh. 390 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,490 Shit! 391 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,340 Looks like you guys already went 392 00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,920 shoppin' for the good stuff. 393 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,870 Yeah. Fuck a flamethrower. 394 00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:46,080 This guy has got girth. 395 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,750 Oh, yeah. 396 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,500 I think I found my own boomstick. 397 00:21:56,590 --> 00:21:57,760 Jesus, Pablo. 398 00:21:57,810 --> 00:21:58,970 Shit! 399 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,650 My bad. 400 00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:02,570 Ah, yeah. You know what? 401 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,200 I think a gun might be better. 402 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,150 Looks good on you. 403 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,670 Save those cuffs, baby, we'll use 'em later. 404 00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,920 It never turns off with you, does it? 405 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:23,300 Baby cakes, I don't know how to turn it off. 406 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,260 Help, help! 407 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,090 Jesus fuckin' mother... 408 00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:28,540 Help! Help us! 409 00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:29,670 Help! 410 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:30,760 Help! 411 00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:32,880 Help, help! 412 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,320 See? 413 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,440 In this war everybody's on the same side. 414 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,530 Hey, go ahead and cut yourself free. 415 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:57,460 I'd get as far away from here as possible. 416 00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:59,580 So, ah, we hittin' this cabin or what? 417 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,780 'Cause I'm ready to kick some ass. 418 00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:01,870 Yeah, me too. 419 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,460 I feel like we're ready for anything. 420 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:04,580 Hey. 421 00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:09,010 Just so you know, 422 00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:12,810 each of you has a very special place in my heart. 423 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,220 Good job stayin' alive. 424 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,420 Keep it up. 425 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:19,810 Amen. 426 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,760 Aww, someone inhaled too much kerosene. 427 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,810 Now come on, 428 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,820 we've got some Deadites to mow down! 429 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:35,360 So ah, where's this big, bad cabin at anyway, Ash? 430 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,290 Ash? 431 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:43,200 Where'd he go? 432 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:44,420 Ash? 433 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:46,300 Hello? 434 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,210 Jefe? 435 00:23:55,470 --> 00:23:57,970 ♪ Wind me up, ah! ♪ 436 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:09,190 ♪ Uh, time has come today ♪ 437 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:12,980 ♪ Young hearts can go their way ♪ 438 00:24:13,030 --> 00:24:16,540 ♪ Can't put it off another day ♪ 439 00:24:16,570 --> 00:24:19,960 ♪ I don't care what others say ♪ 440 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,750 ♪ Uh, they say we don't listen anyway ♪ 441 00:24:24,790 --> 00:24:28,330 ♪ Time has come today ♪ 442 00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:30,340 ♪ Hey! ♪ 443 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:36,640 ♪ Now the time has come ♪ 444 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,890 ♪ Nowhere to run, uh ♪ 445 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,090 ♪ Time ♪ ♪ I might get burned up ♪ 446 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:42,260 ♪ By the sun ♪ 447 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:44,190 ♪ But uh... ♪ ♪ Time ♪ 448 00:24:44,230 --> 00:24:47,070 ♪ I will have me some fun, fun, fun, fun ♪ 449 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:49,240 ♪ Time ♪ ♪ I've been loved ♪ 450 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:51,480 ♪ And pushed aside ♪ ♪ Time ♪ 451 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:52,910 ♪ I've been crushed ♪ 452 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:55,240 ♪ By tumblin' tides ♪ ♪ Time ♪ 453 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,580 ♪ My soul has been ♪ 454 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:59,450 ♪ Uh, psychedelicized, mama ♪ 455 00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:01,900 ♪ My time machine has come around ♪ 456 00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:05,410 ♪ Time ♪ ♪ Now the time has come ♪ 457 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:08,420 ♪ Time ♪ ♪ There are things to realize ♪ 458 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:09,630 ♪ Time ♪ 459 00:25:09,670 --> 00:25:12,340 ♪ Our time has come today, yeah ♪ 460 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:13,460 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Time ♪ 461 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:16,680 ♪ Time has come today, yeah ♪ 462 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,760 ♪ Time ♪ 463 00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:22,260 ♪ Time is up, ah! ♪♪ 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 30488

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