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Okay, I'm off to work.
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I keep thinking that'll
stop sounding weird
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coming out of your mouth,
and I keep being wrong.
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Get used to it,
because I love doing deliveries
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for Sub Hub... cruising around town,
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cranking tunes, high as a kite,
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skimming ham off the double-meat orders.
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Wait. Hayley,
when did you stop being a vegetarian?
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When I started getting high
driving meat around town.
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Sub Hub has the shiniest ham.
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And you... want that?
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Oh, yeah.
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The shine is the ham working up a sweat
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to give you maximum flavor.
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The wetter, the better, baby!
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Really, Klaus?
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This is something you know about?
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Actually, no,
but when you show enthusiasm,
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you get to be a part of things.
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The job's perfect.
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The only thing I don't
love is the uniform.
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The hat covers my headband,
the shirt covers my belly ring.
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I look like some Wall Street fat cat.
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I'm gonna ask if I can wear
regular clothes to work.
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That's not how work works.
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You think I want to wear
this suit to the office? No!
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I'd rather wear jeans
and my Pistons jersey.
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What in the hell are you two doing?
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We're doing things backwards.
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Getting pumped to watch "Breaking Bad"
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in reverse order from
finale to premiere.
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It's gonna be the shit.
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I didn't watch it when it aired
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because I don't like dark stories.
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But backwards, it's about a drug kingpin
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who gives it all up to be a teacher
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who doesn't have cancer.
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That does sound like
it's gonna be the shit.
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Count me in!
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Well, I hope there's room
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on the couch for one more.
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Because word on the street
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is that this backwards
"Breaking Bad" party
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is gonna be the [bleep]!
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Hey, what's with the bleep?!
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He said it and she said it, but I can't?
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I'll give you something to bleep!
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[Bleep] you, you mother[bleep].
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You can suck my fat...
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fishy...
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wiener!
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Oh. You can say "wiener"?
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Guys! We can say "wiener"!
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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? I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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? The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ?
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? And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ?
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? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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- ? Good... ?
- ? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Aah!
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Hey, Dad. Uh... here's your sandwich
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with exactly as much extra
ham as it's supposed to have.
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Let's see if it's as shiny as you say.
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Yow!
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If it's as wet as it is shiny,
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then we've got something here.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Very nice.
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Phew.
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You got my turkey club?
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Whoa! Are you okay?
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There's no A/C on my side of the office.
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It wouldn't be so bad
if I didn't always carry
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loose Hershey Kisses in my pocket.
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Chopsticks! Chopsticks!
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That's right,
you got the Chinese chicken sal...
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Oh! Did you get shot?!
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You need to go to the hospital.
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I wish!
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CIA health insurance only
covers visits to the "hopsital."
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That's a hospital for bunny rabbits.
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Geez!
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Wolverine!
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What the hell was that?!
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That's the wolverine that
escaped from the lab.
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We can't figure out
how to get rid of him.
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Maybe if you threw
less meat on the walls?
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It's a genetically augmented wolverine
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that only likes people meat,
Miss Know It All!
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That's even worse!
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You guys need to talk to Bullock
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about your working conditions.
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- They're terrible.
- Millennials.
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You think the world should bend to you,
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but if you can't deal with
a broken air conditioner
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or a wolverine picking
off your coworkers
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one by one, you're never gonna make it!
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Fine. I won't talk about
how dumb your office is.
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Great. Now, Hayley,
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I'm still thrilled to eat the sandwich.
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But can you tell me a little
bit about why this is happening?
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- Oh, my God!
- What?!
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That was the finale?
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So many people dead.
"Breaking Bad" is depressing!
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For the saps who watch
the show in regular order!
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Yep, for us "reversos"...
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and Christian Scientists, I think...
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death is but the beginning of the story.
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These characters are so layered.
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It'll be fun watching
them become less developed
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in earlier episodes.
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And less dead!
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Oh, man! I am so excited!
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This is gonna be so awesome!
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Dial back the enthusiasm, Klaus.
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We've already included you.
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Meatball sub for Avery.
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Well, if it isn't my former conquest...
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slipping me the meat for once.
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That's actually the
only way we ever did it.
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Anyway, here's your sandwic...
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Ow! Wha...
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Why do you have an electric fence?!
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To keep the wolverine at bay.
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It's freezing in here.
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Oh, yes. That's conditioned
air from my private unit.
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I've bested you again,
you cretinous ball of gas.
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Go ahead, try to burn my eyes!
Do your worst!
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What massage would you like today, sir?
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Thai? Swedish? Russian?
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Why not all at once?
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Everything's covered by
my executive insurance.
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Ahhhhhhh!
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You know,
while you're in here living in luxury,
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your employees have started a
wait-list to use the paperclip.
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Just throw them a bone.
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Fix that loose tile in the kitchen
that people keep tripping over.
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Hmm. I suppose that's reasonable.
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The tile shall be fixed.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
these lovely ladies are
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going to massacre my penis
with a Wiffle Ball bat.
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So, that's how "Breaking Bad" started.
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It's a bit anticlimactic.
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We're just supposed to
buy that he's a teacher?
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We don't even see how he got
his teaching credentials?
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Maybe we didn't do the reverso right.
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What do you mean?
We watched the series backwards.
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But we watched each episode forwards.
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What if we do this...
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- Mom, this is a complete waste of...
- Hi, this is Vince Gilligan,
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creator of "Breaking Bad,"
and if you're hearing this,
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that means you're watching
my show backwards...
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- the right way.
- See?
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"Breaking Bad"
was never meant to be a highly acclaimed
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tautly paced television show.
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It's a treasure map.
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I told you!
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Shh! It's talking.
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I have buried treasure all
over these United States.
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Are you reversos bad
enough to break my clues?
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The first clue is...
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drive to Albuquerque.
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Okay, Albuquerque...
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Albuquerque... that sounds like a word.
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Wait. Is that one of my personas?
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No, no... That's Albert Gerky,
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second-generation
peepshow spooge-mopper.
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"Drive to Albuquerque."
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Maybe it has no meaning.
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Roger, are you coming?!
We're driving to Albuquerque!
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I cracked it!
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- Lunch is here.
- Nothing for me, thanks.
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I've got a seafood tower
waiting for me in my office.
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And before you start in on
me about working conditions,
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I fixed that loose tile in the kitchen.
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Speaking of the kitchen,
anybody want a drink from there?
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I'm good. I got the wet ham.
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It washes itself down.
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Suit yourself. More Fanta for...
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Where's the floor?
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Turns out all the tiles were connected,
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so I had to remove the entire floor.
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Do you like the hole?
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It's for you, the people.
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That's it.
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CIA workers, you have endured unsafe,
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unfair working conditions
for far too long.
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It is time to pull
together and go on strike!
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- I never thought of that.
- Whoa, whoa!
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You're just gonna turn your
back on this great agency...
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one that's provided you
with so much for so long?
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I mean, we were just given a hole.
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How's the hole, Jackson?
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It's freakin' deep, man!
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I rest my case.
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You all need to ask yourselves
one question...
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"Do I deserve more?"
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Come on! You deserve more?
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10-foot-tall desks aren't enough?
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Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
Strike! Strike! Strike!
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Fine! Have your silly strike.
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But the joke's on you.
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With the wolverine running around,
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this is the safest spot in the office.
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I see you found the ceiling tunnels.
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I suppose it was only a matter of time.
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_
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All right, who's ready to
fight for what they deserve?!
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Do we get to chant stuff when we march?
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- That always looks so fun.
- Of course.
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The best strike chants
summarize your demands
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in a short, witty rhyme.
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Does anyone know a word
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that rhymes with
"unlimited colonoscopies"?
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- I'm back from the balloon store.
- Great.
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Nothing draws attention to a picket line
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like a classic giant
inflatable strike rat
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to symbolize a greedy, sneaky company.
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Sorry. I thought you said "giraffe."
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You thought that, Dick?
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I really like giraffes.
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Okay.
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We can make this work.
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Let's just get the picket line going.
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What do we want?!
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- Air conditioning!
- Floors!
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Unlimited colonoscopies!
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When do we want it?!
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- Good question!
- We never discussed that!
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I'm crapping blood now!
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Move it, socialists!
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Capitalism coming through!
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- Scab!
- Traitor!
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Does anyone have a hoodie I
can wrap around my waist?!
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No!
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I was gonna use that in my pool!
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An African warlord has captured
an American journalist?
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Wait, wait. Hold on.
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Okay, now, what color exactly
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- is this suspicious powder?
- Hang up, Smith.
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I've got an important
assignment for you.
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What is it, sir?
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Those strikers are testing our resolve,
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so we need to dig in
and wait them out...
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by playing "Home Alone"!
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You'll be the bandits.
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I, of course,
will play Kevin McCallister.
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Everyone says I look just like him.
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I don't have time, sir.
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I need to keep the office
running all by myself.
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And I... must protect this house!
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00:10:56,548 --> 00:11:00,183
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
259
00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:01,601
Smith?!
260
00:11:01,754 --> 00:11:03,387
I'm sleepy.
261
00:11:03,422 --> 00:11:06,690
Call in the strikers.
It's time to negotiate.
262
00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:08,258
Sir, I don't want my daughter
263
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,760
to think this is how the world works...
264
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,628
you complain and you get your way.
265
00:11:11,663 --> 00:11:14,104
Well, we can go back to "Home Alone,"
if you like.
266
00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:18,168
The next prank involves a
hot iron and 17 rusty nails.
267
00:11:18,203 --> 00:11:20,937
I'll call in the strikers.
268
00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:22,139
Ow!
269
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,509
_
270
00:11:29,548 --> 00:11:30,914
We're gonna die!
271
00:11:30,949 --> 00:11:32,849
The boy makes a good point, Francine.
272
00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:35,385
Vince Gilligan's clue
said to go to Albuquerque,
273
00:11:35,421 --> 00:11:37,487
but it didn't say to
drive 90 miles an hour
274
00:11:37,523 --> 00:11:38,655
backwards on the highway!
275
00:11:38,690 --> 00:11:40,791
I'm doing it reverso!
276
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:44,628
Remember,
I'm the one who found the first clue!
277
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:47,564
No one in this car knows
the mind of Vince Gillibrand
278
00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,065
better than me!
279
00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:52,169
Great! Now we're going to jail!
280
00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:54,971
Steve, hold my weed.
281
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,514
Francine, I have an unregistered
gun in the glove box.
282
00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:05,916
Say the word "officer"
283
00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:08,351
if you want me to shoot
our way out of this.
284
00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:13,623
What's up, reversos?!
285
00:12:13,659 --> 00:12:16,760
Looks like you just
earned your next clue!
286
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,562
Welcome to Albuquerque.
287
00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:20,764
- Yay! Yay!
- Yay! Yay!
288
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:26,403
Let's get ready to negotiate!
289
00:12:26,438 --> 00:12:30,974
Smith will go first,
representing management.
290
00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:35,445
Come back to work now,
and our revenge will be minimal.
291
00:12:35,481 --> 00:12:37,013
Short and sweet.
292
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:38,248
Sandwich girl?
293
00:12:38,283 --> 00:12:39,189
Well...
294
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,385
I've never really done this before.
295
00:12:42,421 --> 00:12:43,787
Let's do the streamlined version.
296
00:12:43,822 --> 00:12:46,890
Drop slides 6, 11, and 13.
297
00:12:48,742 --> 00:12:51,761
Since the dawn of time,
298
00:12:51,797 --> 00:12:54,531
there have been workers...
299
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:57,467
and those who manage them.
300
00:13:03,545 --> 00:13:06,176
_
301
00:13:12,228 --> 00:13:14,290
_
302
00:13:17,523 --> 00:13:21,224
And that's why the
entire concept of America
303
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:24,661
doesn't work without workers.
304
00:13:25,898 --> 00:13:28,064
Oh, snap!
305
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,833
She destroyed you, Smith.
306
00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:32,202
Young lady,
that is the most brilliant negotiating
307
00:13:32,237 --> 00:13:34,271
- I've ever seen.
- That's not even negotiating!
308
00:13:34,306 --> 00:13:38,141
I declare the strike over
and accept all their demands.
309
00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:40,477
Now, let's get everybody back to work.
310
00:13:40,512 --> 00:13:41,945
I should get going, too.
311
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,080
I have a trunk full of tuna
sandwiches to deliver...
312
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,115
from yesterday.
313
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:47,617
Forget sandwiches, sandwich girl.
314
00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:49,953
I'm so impressed that
I'd like to hire you
315
00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:52,355
- as a CIA negotiator.
- Really?
316
00:13:52,391 --> 00:13:55,158
An African warlord has kidnapped
an American journalist,
317
00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:57,260
and you're going to get her back for us.
318
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,728
Oh, no, no!
319
00:13:58,764 --> 00:14:00,964
She led a strike!
You can't reward her for that!
320
00:14:00,999 --> 00:14:02,399
Ah, Smith...
321
00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:04,067
the only man who stood by me
322
00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:06,002
when everyone else walked out.
323
00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:07,904
You're fired for being a scab.
324
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,240
Fired?! But, sir, this is a huge...
325
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:11,408
Scab says what?
326
00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:13,043
- I really don't...
- Scab says what?!
327
00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:15,812
American icons, take him away!
328
00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:22,686
Would you look at that?
329
00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:25,689
It's the actual car wash from
"Breaking Bad."
330
00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,824
They used a real car wash.
331
00:14:27,859 --> 00:14:29,659
Unlike those CGI car washes
332
00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:31,728
Hollywood keeps shoving
down our throats these days.
333
00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:34,898
The clue says
"Drive through the car wash."
334
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,900
Why would he ask us to clean a rental?
335
00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:38,768
- Makes no sense.
- Roger's right.
336
00:14:38,804 --> 00:14:40,003
Something's off.
337
00:14:40,038 --> 00:14:41,738
Mom, just drive through the car wash.
338
00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:45,108
What you have to understand
about Vince Pelican is,
339
00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:49,179
when he tells you to zig,
he wants you to zag.
340
00:14:49,644 --> 00:14:50,880
What are you doing?!
341
00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:53,806
Driving through the car wash!
342
00:14:58,757 --> 00:15:00,924
Oh, reversos!
343
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,793
You found another clue!
344
00:15:13,138 --> 00:15:15,872
Before we begin,
I want to introduce myself.
345
00:15:15,907 --> 00:15:19,209
Name's Hayley Smith.
I am a negotiator at the CIA.
346
00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:21,044
Kind of a rising star over there.
347
00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:25,548
In fact, the deputy director
of the CIA hired me personally.
348
00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:29,653
To conclude my brag,
I am a very valuable asset...
349
00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:30,987
worth my weight in gold.
350
00:15:31,023 --> 00:15:33,923
Or, in your currency, "blood diamonds."
351
00:15:35,494 --> 00:15:37,360
Oh! You set her free.
352
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,162
My work here is done.
353
00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:42,697
Oh. I'm a hostage now.
354
00:15:43,035 --> 00:15:45,802
Hope the next negotiator
is as good as I was.
355
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,709
Check it out!
356
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,445
Guess who's gonna be
a Sub Hub employee...
357
00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:56,680
for Halloween!
358
00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:58,348
Oh, have you seen Hayley?
359
00:15:58,383 --> 00:16:01,151
I'm supposed to ask
when I wear her clothes.
360
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,788
I haven't seen her
since she stole my job.
361
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,557
? Sad boy, sad boy ?
362
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:08,992
? What ya gonna do? ?
363
00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:12,295
? What ya gonna do when
they come for you? ?
364
00:16:12,331 --> 00:16:15,765
"Sad Boys" is filmed
on location with real sad boys.
365
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,407
So now the warlord is
holding me hostage.
366
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,244
Somehow, he got it
in his head that I'm valuable.
367
00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:30,714
Oh, no! They've got Hayley?!
368
00:16:30,749 --> 00:16:32,983
I am so sorry, Smith.
369
00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:35,252
I know how big of a Ravens fan you are.
370
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:37,153
Sir, please tell me the Alpha Team
371
00:16:37,189 --> 00:16:38,955
is on their way to rescue my baby girl.
372
00:16:38,991 --> 00:16:40,957
Unfortunately, that's not possible.
373
00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:43,393
In the strike, the agents negotiated
374
00:16:43,428 --> 00:16:45,028
for summer-fun-time hours,
375
00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:47,230
and Alpha Team left to go speedboating.
376
00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,332
I was just about to join them.
377
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:52,903
I always get invited
378
00:16:52,938 --> 00:16:55,272
because I'm the best
at applying sunscreen.
379
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,573
Wet swimsuits sag,
380
00:16:56,608 --> 00:16:59,609
so it's important to
apply below the waistline.
381
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:03,346
Perhaps that could help you
with your dead-daughter problem.
382
00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:08,485
Guess this is a solo mission.
383
00:17:10,622 --> 00:17:12,656
Okay, the clue at the car wash
384
00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:14,357
led us to Los Pollos Hermanos...
385
00:17:14,393 --> 00:17:17,193
Where we found the map on
the back of the menu...
386
00:17:17,229 --> 00:17:19,195
That led us to the
Mexican nursing home...
387
00:17:19,231 --> 00:17:21,264
Where I had sex with five homeless men.
388
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,767
- You what?
- Oh, that was a side mission.
389
00:17:23,802 --> 00:17:25,468
Sometimes, I do side missions a lot.
390
00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:28,805
The last clue says we
should dig right here.
391
00:17:35,714 --> 00:17:36,980
It's a coffin.
392
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,816
Actually, if I know Vance Gilifinakis,
393
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,484
that's no coffin.
394
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,453
It's a treasure chest.
395
00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:47,624
Well done, reversos!
396
00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:49,092
You found me... Vince Gilligan.
397
00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:51,494
Let my recorded voice congratulate you.
398
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,830
After waiting here a few days,
the dry desert air
399
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,366
is bound to have made my
actual voice a little hoarse,
400
00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:58,568
but it was well worth
it for the opportunity
401
00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:01,304
to meet my most loyal fans
and shake their hands,
402
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,406
which I'm sure I'm doing
at this very moment.
403
00:18:03,442 --> 00:18:06,142
I'm proud as punch that you
completed my treasure hunt
404
00:18:06,178 --> 00:18:08,545
before my week of rations ran out.
405
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,313
But enough recorded talk.
406
00:18:10,349 --> 00:18:12,315
It's time for me to
hand you the treasure
407
00:18:12,351 --> 00:18:14,751
I've been keeping in my pocket.
408
00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:19,155
It's 100 bucks.
409
00:18:19,191 --> 00:18:23,159
- Yay!
- Whoo! All right!
410
00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:27,497
Breaking Bad! Breaking Bad!
Breaking Bad!
411
00:18:32,838 --> 00:18:35,138
Armed guards at every entrance.
412
00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:38,308
How can one man stop an army?
413
00:18:39,511 --> 00:18:42,178
And as if the terrible work
hours aren't bad enough,
414
00:18:42,214 --> 00:18:44,381
I haven't got a raise in three years.
415
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,348
Tell me about it.
416
00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:46,683
I've been coughing for weeks
417
00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:48,018
after we burnt down that school.
418
00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:50,387
What's a guy gotta do to get an inhaler?
419
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,421
Hmm.
420
00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:53,456
Seems like these guerilla soldiers have
421
00:18:53,492 --> 00:18:56,826
some unfair working conditions.
422
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:59,429
Hey, fellas. New guy here.
423
00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:02,198
Finally!
We've been working 12 hours straight.
424
00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:03,933
Yep, I'm the new guy, all right.
425
00:19:03,969 --> 00:19:05,335
Transferred from the Sahara branch.
426
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,836
Great. We'll see you tomorrow.
427
00:19:06,872 --> 00:19:08,271
Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, fellas!
428
00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:10,974
My story checks out...
new guy, Sahara branch.
429
00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:12,442
It's pretty sweet over there.
430
00:19:12,477 --> 00:19:15,111
We work summer-fun-time
hours year-round.
431
00:19:15,147 --> 00:19:17,047
But I'm sure it's the same here, right?
432
00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:19,649
What?! We don't even get
paid extra for weekends.
433
00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:22,752
I'm sorry... weekends? That's my time.
434
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:25,855
I use it to organize my
collection of looted valuables...
435
00:19:25,891 --> 00:19:28,124
which I get to keep most of, by the way.
436
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,727
What?! We have to give
all our looted valuables
437
00:19:30,762 --> 00:19:32,128
to the boss!
438
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:36,366
So you drive your own truck
when you raid villages?
439
00:19:36,401 --> 00:19:38,968
Tell me they reimburse
you for the mileage.
440
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,939
The repetitive motion
from all this shooting
441
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,407
causes carpal tunnel.
442
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,843
Your health insurance
really should cover that.
443
00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:48,945
You're telling me child soldiers
444
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,847
make less money than adult soldiers?!
445
00:19:50,882 --> 00:19:53,349
That is morally indefensible.
446
00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:55,752
Management thinks they
hold all the power.
447
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,487
But you're the ones doing all the work.
448
00:19:57,522 --> 00:20:00,056
So how do we show them
who's really in charge?
449
00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:01,758
Murder their families!
450
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:03,093
Oh, okay.
451
00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:04,594
Let's...
Let's keep that in our back pocket.
452
00:20:04,629 --> 00:20:08,298
I think the move for
right now is a strike.
453
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,301
No warfare without healthcare!
454
00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:19,309
Oh, my God! Dad!
455
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,577
In the flesh.
456
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,179
Where's your backup team?
457
00:20:23,215 --> 00:20:24,681
They all had the afternoon off,
458
00:20:24,716 --> 00:20:25,949
thanks to you and your strike.
459
00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:27,484
I'm so sorry.
460
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,418
No. Don't be.
461
00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:30,286
You taught me an important lesson.
462
00:20:30,322 --> 00:20:32,388
There is a time and
a place for striking.
463
00:20:32,424 --> 00:20:35,091
When management puts profits
above the health and welfare
464
00:20:35,127 --> 00:20:36,659
of the workers who earn it for them?
465
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:37,927
What?! No.
466
00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:40,830
When you need to destroy an
organization from the inside.
467
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:43,767
You're such a dick, Dad.
468
00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,268
Speaking of being a dick,
469
00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:47,937
you're not gonna love this.
470
00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:50,673
Oh, man! This bag better be reusable!
471
00:20:52,077 --> 00:20:54,344
Oh! African wolverine!
472
00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:00,360
Bye! Have a beautiful time.
473
00:21:00,361 --> 00:21:02,361
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