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This programme contains some violent scenes and some strong language\
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This is me bra.\
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You dirty little bastard.\
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- Dad, no! \
- You'll be married on Sunday.\
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- Dad, we didn't... \
- You'll be married.\
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What if somebody else killed Whelan?\
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But who?\
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Think about it, Leanne, there's another gang.\
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GUNSHOT\
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Ah.\
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SHE BELCHES\
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- Found anything? \
- Yeah, look at this.\
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This guy, Farooq Erdem, the guy we saw get shot, I think\
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this is his dad, and listen to this,\
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"Charges against Mr Erdem include cultivating cannabis, handling\
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"stolen goods, illegally importing meat..."\
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- I think it's a family outfit. \
- Like the Mafia.\
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Yeah, exactly. What have you got?\
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Watch the budgie and look at the kitten's face.\
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Leanne.\
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All right, sorry for sharing probably the best gif\
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I've seen all year.\
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OK, here we go, "Farooq Erdem, owner, proprietor,\
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"Top Class Kebabish, Longwell Street, Bristol."\
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- We need to check this place out. \
- Deffo.\
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SHE CRUNCHES\
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Oh.\
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See anything?\
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Leanne, can you stop being so noisy?\
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What? Snacks is a big part of any decent stakeout, fact.\
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Oh, I can see him, that's him.\
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Let me see.\
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Oh, that's our guy.\
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Then tomorrow we begin phase two. Are you ready for this?\
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Oh, yeah.\
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Yo.\
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Hey, you were supposed to come back at 12 for your dinner.\
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Where were ya? Are you drunk?\
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I'm just... I was just doing this, sorry.\
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Well, I brought it to you, anyway.\
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Make sure you're not late for your tea, mind.\
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If you're not there by dark, it'll go in the bin.\
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HE LAUGHS\
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Ah, you're her bitch-boy now.\
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Ah, Mr Slick's getting married and you're her bitch-boy, so.\
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Sweet, innit?\
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And that's been lowered,\
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that's been lowered,\
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springs out, cylinders in,\
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big bad boy subwoofer at the back, that'll get the bass pumping...\
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Sorry to bother you, but my son, Benny, I know he knows you lads.\
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I've not heard from him and I just wondered if you'd seen him\
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or if you know where he is.\
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Sorry, love, no.\
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I'm just a bit worried.\
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I just fucking told you, didn't I?\
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PHONE CHIMES\
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Hey, Rosemary, you there?\
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Yes, you OK?\
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Having a bit of a tough time at the moment, to be honest.\
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Work stuff.\
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Oh, you poor poppet, nurses are so undervalued.\
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How did you know I was a nurse?\
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I googled you.\
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That's OK.\
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I was training to be a nurse but I got kicked out of college,\
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I've gone back to an old line of work.\
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I'm doing things that aren't strictly legal.\
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I understand if you don't want to talk to me.\
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Of course I still want to talk to you, I'm your friend.\
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Thanks, Rosemary, that means a lot. Speak soon.\
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MUSIC PLAYS\
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Woohoo! A-ha.\
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GUNSHOT\
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Now, this is it.\
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This'll be your marital home where you'll live, raise your babies.\
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Needs a lick of paint and some tarp for the roof.\
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That's something you can take care of.\
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HE SPITS\
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You'll do the work yourself, mind, you're not my boy.\
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I won't be a father to you.\
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Coffee, please, darling. Black, three sugars.\
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Farooq Erdem...\
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You don't know me yet,\
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but you will do, my son.\
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Name's Slater, DCI Slater,\
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Bristol Police.\
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Thanks, love.\
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Just transferred in from the Met.\
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I've been looking at your file, Farooq.\
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You've been a very busy boy, ain't ya?\
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I think I might get a few of my old pals at the Met to cast\
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an eye over your file.\
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We'll find something, Far...\
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Ah...\
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Top hit.\
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This month in bears.\
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Mm.\
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Age gap relationships weird?\
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Mm.\
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TV PLAYS\
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Evening, Farooq.\
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Well, well, well.\
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Nice place you have here.\
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What do you want?\
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I want a kebab, Farooq.\
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It's not a problem, is it?\
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All right, Slater, stand down.\
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Shit.\
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Shit indeed, Detective Constable.\
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What are you doing down here?\
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Slumming it a bit, ain't ya?\
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My unit are working on something.\
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I have business to discuss with Mr Erdem.\
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Kimberley Goodwood.\
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Mr Erdem, I work for a government unit concerned with\
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domestic security and organised crime.\
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What, like MI5?\
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Something like that.\
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So? What do you want with me?\
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Mr Erdem, this conversation is not happening and I am not here.\
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What I'm about to put to you is absolutely not police\
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or government policy.\
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We need Willy Whelan...\
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..dead.\
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If you and your gang would be willing to, um...\
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..kill him,\
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not only would you not be actively investigated or prosecuted,\
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but you would also be granted\
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a further three years' criminal immunity.\
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What?! You're willing to do a deal with scum like that?\
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Ah...\
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You're fucking lucky she's got my bollocks in a vice.\
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Well?\
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I can't help you. I am no longer involved in criminal activities.\
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Come on, Farooq, you can be honest with us, this is all off the record.\
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I am being honest.\
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We sold cigarettes from Turkey,\
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Whelan says stop, we said no,\
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Whelan killed my son, so we stop.\
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It broke my heart.\
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It broke my heart.\
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OK.\
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Oh, come on, Farooq, be positive,\
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you can't give up after just one knock.\
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Yeah.\
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You are seriously telling me to go back to crime?\
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If you haven't got a dream, Farooq...\
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..how are you going to have a dream come true?\
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Leave my shop now. Please.\
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Now!\
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Shit.\
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So, Whelan killing his son, that was really quite effective.\
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- Yeah, I didn't figure on that.\
- No.\
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What the fuck was all that?\
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What the fuck do you want with my dad? What do you want with my dad?\
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Yeah, I know you're not police. Who the fuck are you?\
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OK, OK, OK. No, you're right, just...\
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Just please put the weird scary knife down and...and I'll explain.\
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OK. Yeah.\
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We're the witnesses to your brother's murder.\
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We testified at the trial.\
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Yeah...\
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Well, what was all that black ops shit in there, then?\
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We're now on the witness protection programme\
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and we can never go home as long as Whelan's alive.\
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Yeah, and we were hoping that we might be able to\
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persuade your dad to take care of that. Sorry.\
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- Sorry.\
- Sorry.\
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That was really you? In the trial?\
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Picture number two is the offender, Your Honour.\
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Well, first up...\
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..thank you.\
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You're welcome. Oh, God. Do you know what?\
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That is the first time anyone's said that to us, including the judge.\
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Yeah, well, you don't need to persuade me to kill Willy Whelan,\
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I've thought about it every day since my brother's murder.\
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But if I could do it, don't you think I would've done?\
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Whelan's not an idiot, you can't get near him.\
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But what...what if we worked together as a team,\
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and we could come up with something?\
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Right, yeah, and in terms of our planning a gangland murder,\
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what would you two be bringing to the table?\
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Well, I've got a degree.\
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Yeah, and I'm really good at remembering birthdays.\
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Sorry.\
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Thanks again for...you know.\
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If you ever want a free kebab.\
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So that's that, I guess. We tried.\
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No, no, this can work. That guy's up for it\
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and we've seen from his little knife-waving act\
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that he's got the skill set.\
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We just need to figure out a way to get him a shot at Whelan.\
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You!\
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I know your face.\
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You knew him. Where is he?\
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Where is my son?\
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- Sorry, I don't know. \
- I know he's dead.\
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I know he's dead, so just tell me where you put him\
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so I've got somewhere to go!\
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He's my boy.\
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I'm sorry, I really don't know.\
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- Please.\
- I don't know.\
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- Please!\
- I don't know.\
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SHE SOBS\
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PHONE BUZZES\
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Hello, Patrick, it's been a while, you OK?\
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Things aren't great right now.\
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Mm, want to talk about it?\
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No.\
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You don't sound like yourself, Patrick.\
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You don't know me, I'm not a good guy.\
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You are a good guy.\
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I don't want to do this any more. Sorry.\
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OK, problem - it's hard to get to Whelan.\
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Whelan...hard.\
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- He's always in the Badger, surrounded by his goons.\
- Yeah.\
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But what if we could somehow bring Whelan to our guy...?\
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Yes, yeah. How?\
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Well, let's think about Whelan, let's get inside his head.\
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221\
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Criminal.\
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222\
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Beard.\
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223\
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Likes crime.\
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224\
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,880\
Dislikes...\
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225\
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,040\
..shaving.\
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226\
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,680\
Well, you've been inside his flat, what's he into?\
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227\
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,520\
Well, he seemed to like, um...boxing.\
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228\
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,800\
Right.\
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229\
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,200\
Chinese ornaments...\
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230\
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,080\
Chinese boxing match.\
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231\
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,640\
Oh, hang on, hang on, I spoke to his wife.\
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232\
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,600\
Well, what do you remember about her?\
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233\
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:26,480\
Me, I love anything to do with the Tudors...\
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234\
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..to do with the Tudors...\
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235\
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,040\
OK, I think I might have something.\
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236\
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,440\
- Hello?\
- We're not open yet.\
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237\
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,720\
It's us, remember?\
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238\
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:49,400\
Look, if you want your free kebabs, come back at lunchtime.\
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239\
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Any of the ones under four quid.\
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240\
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,040\
- Is your dad in? \
- Nah, he's at boxercise.\
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241\
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,640\
OK, good, we need to talk to you.\
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242\
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Tudor banquet.\
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243\
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What?\
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244\
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,480\
OK, just trust us on this, we know...\
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- For a fact... \
- That Mrs Whelan is a fan...\
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246\
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:11,760\
- Big fan. \
- Yes! Of all things Tudor.\
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247\
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:19,120\
So we pretend we're staging a Tudor banquet.\
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A romantic Tudor-themed evening of food, song and raffles.\
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We lure Mrs Whelan into booking two tickets for her\
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and her husband, but when they get there, there is no event.\
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Just you...\
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252\
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,720\
Primed and ready to... Yeah.\
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253\
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,120\
Tudor banquet?\
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254\
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:43,080\
Just sounds a bit...gay.\
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255\
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,920\
Sorry, you're objecting to the plan for aesthetic reasons?\
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256\
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,000\
But that's why it's so good.\
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257\
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,320\
Who's ever suspected there's something\
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258\
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,680\
underhand about a Tudor banquet?\
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259\
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,480\
OK, it's a bit of a long shot\
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260\
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,360\
but if she doesn't go for it then what have we lost?\
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261\
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,680\
Nothing.\
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262\
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,400\
HE SUCKS HIS LIPS\
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263\
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,440\
So he thinks he's going to this fucking banquet,\
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264\
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we'd have to dress the place up, make it look busy.\
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265\
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,400\
Absolutely, totes.\
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266\
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,640\
Then, when he steps inside, you shoot him.\
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267\
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,680\
No, no, you shoot a man,\
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268\
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,480\
Whelan's less than that.\
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269\
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,360\
I'll kill him with hammers.\
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270\
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,240\
Yeah.\
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271\
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,440\
Whatever you feel comfortable with.\
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272\
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:51,280\
So, er, you're in?\
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273\
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,200\
I'm in.\
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274\
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BOYS CHUCKLE\
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275\
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,320\
Come on, hurry up.\
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276\
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:06,320\
- Where are we going? \
- You'll see, just follow me.\
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277\
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,560\
Oh, mate, I've got shit all over my Nikes.\
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278\
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,640\
Look, you are going to love this, I promise.\
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279\
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,400\
Check it out.\
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280\
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,000\
- Wow.\
- Shh.\
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281\
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,720\
Wow.\
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282\
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,040\
We should go, we shouldn't stay too long.\
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283\
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:30,240\
- Why not?\
- Because we might scare the mother off. Come on.\
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284\
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,240\
Wait, I just want one final look.\
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285\
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,960\
All right.\
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286\
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,200\
Hey, come on, race you to the park.\
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287\
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,800\
You wish, small legs.\
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288\
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THEY LAUGH\
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289\
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DRILLING\
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290\
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Mr Slick.\
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291\
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,680\
You're to be married in the morning.\
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292\
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,200\
You and me need to have a little talk...\
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293\
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,040\
..as men, before you start breeding my daughter.\
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294\
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,160\
Are you cut?\
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295\
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,000\
What?\
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296\
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,560\
Are you circumcised, lad?\
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297\
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,280\
In this house, we follow Scripture.\
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298\
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:43,920\
You must be cut before you wed, you must be cut like Jacob.\
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299\
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,960\
Well, go on, then.\
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300\
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,240\
Are you going to do it now here, like a man,\
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301\
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,480\
or do I have to get Granny?\
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302\
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,960\
Argh!\
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303\
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,160\
Pa, what's going on?\
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304\
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,920\
Gurvin!\
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305\
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,880\
Woo!\
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306\
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,520\
Gurvin, the bastard's away.\
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307\
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,080\
Ah!\
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308\
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,640\
GUNSHOT\
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309\
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,080\
You all right there, son?\
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310\
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,640\
- What are you doing standing in the middle of the road?\
- Shit.\
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311\
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,480\
Where are you going? Oi! Stop!\
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312\
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,760\
Oi!\
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313\
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,680\
HE WHIMPERS\
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314\
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,640\
I have got a fucking stiffy right now.\
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315\
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,040\
You've seen them on TV, now eat your dinner dressed as them...\
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316\
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,480\
the Tudors.\
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317\
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,440\
That ginger lad, yeah?\
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318\
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,200\
Did you give his mum some money?\
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319\
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,600\
Argh!\
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