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This programme contains some violent scenes and strong language\
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Don't be showing your face around here without a fucking grand.\
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You're back in Wit Pro and this time, you will be cooperating fully.\
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I'd like to request that Rhona and I live separately from now on.\
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If we go our separate ways, that'll be it.\
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- Here we are, lads, he's come home! \
- HE LAUGHS\
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GUNSHOT\
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Hello. If you're watching this video,\
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you've just received the powerful news that you'll be living in\
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witness protection long term.\
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Look, I'm not going to patronise you, that's tough,\
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but there is a silver lining or should I say platinum lining,\
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because you've just qualified for Wit Pro Platinum Level.\
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TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS\
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So, what are the benefits?\
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Well, for a start, 10,000 Nectar points loaded onto your card today.\
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These Cafe Nero cards are all stamped up\
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and there must be 12, 15 of them in here.\
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A reconditioned iPhone 5S with no more than one previous owner.\
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Orange Wednesdays, didn't they stop doing them?\
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Not for you.\
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MUSIC: In The Morning by David Lawrence\
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# Oh, dear friend, I know your secret\
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# But I just can't keep it\
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# Another day... #\
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Come on, Mr Slick. Get your tongue out your arse, it's time to work.\
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# Don't confuse, I'm not your saviour\
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# No-one can save you\
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# From the devil's arms\
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# In the morning\
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# You will pay for what you've done\
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# Well, hell is calling\
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# And I will take you with my gun\
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# In the morning\
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# You will pay for what you've done... #\
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And he's always wearing his top.\
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Why are you wearing your top?\
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Hey?\
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You're a man, ain't ya?\
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Now, I'm really excited for you two to see this one.\
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As you can see, there's lots of light, lots of space.\
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Now, um, who's the cook?\
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So...\
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..that's a Momma's jerk burger, um, heat deluxe calzone...\
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So if I could just get your autographs there and there.\
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..sticky finger ribs, a side of loaded skins...\
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Congrats, guys! Come on.\
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..and three bottomless Pepsis.\
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I want to fight ya.\
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I want to fight ya in the night.\
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I want to fight ya under the covers.\
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Ooh, here she is, the superstar.\
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- Have you seen it?\
- Hm?\
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And that is every branch in the south-west, not just ours.\
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Oh, my God.\
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My chin looks so fat.\
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Emma, does my chin look fat?\
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Er, you look gorgeous.\
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Right, come on, lunch, we're celebrating.\
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Put Archie in his cage, give him a DentaStix.\
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I want to try that new place next to Tiles Tiles Tiles.\
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- ..east side of town. \
- HE LAUGHS\
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Oh...\
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Charming, isn't he? 1960s, I believe.\
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Er, '40s I'd say. The paw pads went suede in the late '50s.\
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Oh. Collector?\
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Yo, Patrick. Come on, mate!\
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No. No, I'm not.\
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And, of course, it's not plumbed in, is it?\
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It's only a bloomin' show house.\
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- So I called Gary... \
- Oh, God, not Gary.\
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Yeah, don't laugh - Gary.\
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He shows up with this...\
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Hi, guys, I just wanted to let you know about our, um...\
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..about our, um, specials.\
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We've got, um...\
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..bread and, um...\
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Screaming hot fajitas?\
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Just, just reading off the board,\
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not trying to do your job or anything, whatever your name is.\
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- Imogen.\
- Imogen.\
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You choose that yourself?\
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Er, no.\
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My parents did.\
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Huh.\
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Er, I'll just give you a minute and come back for your order.\
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Mm! Mm-mm-mm. Mm!\
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Oh, I could eat another one of them, honestly,\
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if we weren't going back to work. I'm disgusting.\
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Hi. Sorry, I've just got your bill. Whenever you're ready.\
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Three months in, have that cleared.\
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Fucking flying ants! The fucking bastards are everywhere upstairs.\
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Willy, have a listen to this one.\
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Right, say you open a brewery,\
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that One Pack just so happens to own.\
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You're paying for beer that he never gives you,\
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make a couple of grand disappear every week easy.\
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Not bad, not bad. See, I told ya? Fucking smart, this one.\
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That college's loss is our fucking gain.\
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Well, fuck me, look who it is.\
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Long time no see.\
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I hope you ain't come here fucking empty handed, son,\
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not on flying ants' day. I'm in a bad enough mood as it is.\
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Where the fuck do you think you're going?\
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940, 960...\
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..980.\
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Nah.\
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I counted it a few times, Willy. There was, there was \'c2\'a31,000 there.\
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Look give me ten minutes, yeah?\
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Give me, give me ten minutes and I'll be back here with the \'c2\'a320.\
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Ah!\
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Fucking sick of that twat.\
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Here, see if there's any fucking decent bread in the place,\
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bit of toast wouldn't go a miss. The fucking bastard!\
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40, 960, 980...\
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- ..grand. \
- HE CHUCKLES\
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Come on, Paddy, let's get him moved.\
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I've got the fucking heavy end, you haven't.\
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Oh, bollocks!\
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That's it.\
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Oh, give us a hand with this.\
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No, put him on there, put him on there.\
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Jesus.\
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- Is he going to fit?\
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.\
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That's my dinner.\
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- Right. Oh. Ready?\
- Yeah.\
- Three.\
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That's it, there we go, drop him in, get his arse in now.\
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I've got my arms fucking stuck now.\
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You've got to pull him forward so I can get my fucking arms out.\
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That's it.\
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Shit. Let's get these legs in, look, ready?\
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That's it. Go on, just snap it backwards, it won't hurt him.\
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- BONE SNAPS \
- That's it.\
- Oh, oh!\
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Put this down. Oh, his fucking leg...\
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Snap it right back in.\
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- BONE SNAPS \
- Oh!\
- There you go, there you go.\
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That's it, he's in now. Get that on the top. Go on, get it on.\
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Let's go get a pint.\
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HE RETCHES\
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HE GRUNTS\
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Er, thanks.\
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QUAD BIKE APPROACHES\
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Hey, Mr Slick.\
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Meet me by the lake in five, we'll have a wanking contest,\
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points for speed and amount.\
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Just clear these away for you.\
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Hey.\
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Hi.\
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Thanks for coming back.\
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My shift finishes in like two minutes.\
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- Do you want to...?\
- Yeah.\
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Oh, I'll just... OK.\
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I'm really sorry, Leanne.\
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- You know about...\
- It's OK.\
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I think I probably overreacted a bit.\
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- CRYING:\
- I've missed you, Leanne.\
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TEARFULLY: I've missed you too.\
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Stop it, cos you, you're going to start me off.\
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I've been such a bitch.\
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No, I...\
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I've been a bitch.\
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- SOBBING:\
- Can we be friends again?\
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SOBBING: Of course we can be friends!\
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THEY SOB\
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This is just so hard, you know?\
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It's so hard.\
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- Here, blow into that.\
- Thanks.\
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Oh, oh.\
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They'll be closing here in a minute.\
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Do you want to come back to mine?\
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I've got a juicer.\
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Yeah.\
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THEY CRY\
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Mr Slick, what's your real name?\
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Adrian.\
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Adrian, like a film star.\
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What's it like in the city?\
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I expect you're always brawling in the nightclub.\
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Have you ever met Kanye West?\
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I've a little dream.\
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Ah, you'll think I'm silly.\
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One day, I want to get a bus...\
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..and go to Claire's Accessories.\
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Go to Claire's Accessories and try everything on.\
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Heard you killed a man.\
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You're an outlaw, so....\
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So, what do you do?\
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Well, obviously, it's pretty gross\
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but I find if I wash it as soon as I get in,\
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- the meat smell basically goes. \
- Mm.\
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Oh, wow.\
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- Is this your flat?\
- Yeah.\
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They gave you this flat?\
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Oh, God, no.\
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- Oh, sorry, Rhona, shoes.\
- Oh.\
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Hang on, you're not still living in the flat they gave you, are you?\
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Yes.\
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I'm really lucky, you see, cos I work in lettings,\
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so I get to see the good stuff as it comes in.\
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Mm.\
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I could help you out, actually. What's your budget?\
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Oh, my God, the best bit is there's this office dog, Archie,\
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he's a French bulldog and he sort of belongs to the office,\
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so sometimes I take him home, sometimes Trish does\
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and he's got a different jumper for every day, look at his little face.\
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Yeah, hon, you're doing so great.\
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Erm...\
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- HOLDING BACK TEARS:\
- I'm really happy for you.\
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Thanks, and you.\
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You've got lovely hair.\
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- CRYING:\
- I can't take it any more.\
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Oh, hey. Shh, Rhona.\
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I'm sorry, I didn't want to get into this, it's just...\
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..we're never going home, are we?\
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Well, you know the police are trying to catch Willy Whelan, aren't they?\
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216\
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,520\
Yeah, and have been for about 15 years\
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217\
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and even if they do catch him, then what then?\
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218\
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He'll just be running the show from the inside.\
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219\
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,120\
Well, if there's nothing we can do,\
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220\
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there's no point crying about it, is there?\
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221\
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,480\
No, but there is something we can do, there is.\
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222\
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,080\
I've been thinking about it.\
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223\
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:38,320\
We have to get rid of Whelan...\
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..for good.\
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225\
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We need to kill him.\
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226\
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I'm sorry, I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure that's way illegal.\
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227\
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,800\
Well, what choice do we have?\
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228\
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,840\
Rhona, if you'd asked me a year ago\
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229\
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did I want to live in witness protection, seven times out of ten,\
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I would've said, no, course not, but I'm making the best of it.\
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231\
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Bad stuff happens,\
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232\
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it's how you react to it that counts.\
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233\
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I'll give you a lift home.\
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234\
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Ugh!\
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235\
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CRUNCHING\
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236\
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Three!\
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237\
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- CRUNCHING \
- Oh!\
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238\
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,880\
"Very talented, sensitive, good-hearted young man."\
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239\
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,040\
"Dear Rosemary, sorry for the slow reply.\
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240\
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"Many thanks for your kind words."\
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241\
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,200\
PHONE CHIMES\
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242\
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,400\
"You might get a kick out of this.\
\
243\
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,480\
"Passing an antique shop when I saw a 1940s Merrythought\
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244\
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,280\
"in near mint condition."\
\
245\
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,760\
"Dear Patrick, lovely to hear from you.\
\
246\
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,960\
"You're such a knowledgeable young man."\
\
247\
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,080\
"Dear Rosemary, how have you been?\
\
248\
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,200\
"Tell me, how did you get involved in the scene?"\
\
249\
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:10,720\
"I fell in love, Patrick, with a man who was a master of the craft."\
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250\
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,720\
- "Dear Rosemary..." \
- "Dear Patrick..."\
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251\
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,840\
- "Thanks for your message." \
- "How was your weekend?"\
\
252\
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,200\
"Did you see the 1930s Chiltern on Antiques Roadshow?"\
\
253\
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,080\
"So insightful, Patrick."\
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254\
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,280\
"Where do you stand on the waistcoat?"\
\
255\
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,920\
"..achieve such a fine stitch?"\
\
256\
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,760\
"I haven't seen one like that in years."\
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257\
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,760\
- "Tell me about the buttons." \
- "Are you on messenger?"\
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258\
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,840\
Psst!\
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259\
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,000\
Come in, there's something I want to show ya.\
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260\
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Come on, I won't bite ya.\
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261\
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,640\
Shut the door.\
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262\
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,720\
- WHISPERS:\
- This is me bra.\
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263\
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,040\
It was Mammy's before she left.\
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264\
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,000\
It's nice.\
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265\
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,200\
And when you're finished up in that top field, I want you...\
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266\
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,160\
Jesus, Mary and the holy Saint Joseph.\
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267\
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,760\
- You dirty little bastard.\
- Dad, no!\
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268\
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,720\
- Gurvin!\
- Ah!\
- Gurvin! Get in here and hold his prick.\
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269\
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,760\
Keep his seed away from her!\
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270\
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,680\
- You'll be married on Sunday. \
- Dad, we didn't...\
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271\
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,240\
You'll be married on Sunday.\
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272\
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,280\
CRUNCHING\
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273\
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,280\
Fuck me.\
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274\
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,400\
That one of the fucking...?\
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275\
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,080\
Stupid fuckers.\
\
276\
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,840\
Shall we vacate to my office\
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277\
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,600\
and plot an appropriate course of fucking action?\
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278\
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,440\
Fucking hell.\
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279\
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,680\
I'm out, boys, win again.\
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280\
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,040\
Trish, come look at this.\
\
281\
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,200\
Just watch that video.\
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282\
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,880\
Keep watching the budgie and look at the kitten's face.\
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283\
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,160\
Ooh!\
\
284\
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,240\
Emma, have you seen this?\
\
285\
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,880\
Do you fancy a pod, Trish? I'm just doing one for myself.\
\
286\
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,520\
No, ta, I've already had two Kenyan Mellows today.\
\
287\
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,640\
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Oh, Archie, finished your water.\
\
288\
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,600\
Oh, you've finished your water.\
\
289\
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,000\
Let me get you some, yes.\
\
290\
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,920\
Hello, sir, how can I help?\
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291\
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,440\
Was it sales or lettings you wanted?\
\
292\
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,720\
Trish! TRISH SCREAMS\
\
293\
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,680\
GUNSHOT\
\
294\
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,080\
GUNSHOT\
\
295\
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,160\
Oh, my God, thank God you're OK.\
\
296\
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,920\
Come in.\
\
297\
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,080\
It was on TV, I thought it must be you, they said a woman's been shot.\
\
298\
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,720\
Oh, my God, that's Trish, that's Trish!\
\
299\
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,440\
It's OK, she's OK, they said she's awake and talking in hospital.\
\
300\
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,480\
Oh, Rhona, it was horrible, it was so close.\
\
301\
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,840\
- It's OK, it's OK, you're safe now. \
- They were trying to kill me, Rhona.\
\
302\
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,920\
- I know, I know, but you're safe now. \
- Yeah.\
\
303\
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,720\
All right?\
\
304\
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,720\
I did manage to get the bastard in the head\
\
305\
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,040\
with a coffee machine though.\
\
306\
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,680\
All right, have a seat, I'll make you a Ribena.\
\
307\
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,680\
- Make it hot.\
- All right.\
\
308\
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,480\
SHE SLURPS\
\
309\
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,160\
Oh...\
\
310\
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,200\
Oh, God, I hope Trish is OK.\
\
311\
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,280\
I, I can't even go see her, can I?\
\
312\
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:14,160\
I can't go back to the office, to the flat. I loved that flat.\
\
313\
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,960\
That's it, innit?\
\
314\
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,120\
Leanne...\
\
315\
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,680\
..this is what I meant.\
\
316\
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,960\
We can never build lives in here.\
\
317\
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:31,000\
The only way to stop this is if Willy Whelan is...\
\
318\
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,880\
- ..gone.\
- Rhona, no.\
\
319\
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,680\
We can't, we're not...\
\
320\
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,240\
WHISPERS: ..killers.\
\
321\
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,480\
- Oh, look, this is it. \
- Oh, my God, that's my office.\
\
322\
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,600\
Turn it up, turn it up.\
\
323\
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,360\
- TV:\
- Now there's shock in Chippenham tonight as gunshots were fired\
\
324\
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,520\
this afternoon in what appears to have been a premeditated attack\
\
325\
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,360\
at a local estate agent.\
\
326\
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,560\
Thankfully there have been no fatalities.\
\
327\
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,440\
A 34-year-old woman is being treated for a gunshot wound to the shoulder\
\
328\
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,960\
at the Royal United Hospital in Bath.\
\
329\
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,120\
Floral tributes have started to be laid outside the premises\
\
330\
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,600\
for three-year-old French bulldog Archie\
\
331\
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,080\
who was killed in the attack...\
\
332\
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,080\
Oh, yeah, sorry, forgot about that, a dog got shot.\
\
333\
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:18,000\
Right, I want Whelan's shitty, beardy head on a fucking spike.\
\
334\
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,640\
We get guns. I don't know where, the internet?\
\
335\
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,640\
And I'll go into that pub, open fire, be like,\
\
336\
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,240\
"This is for Archie."\
\
337\
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,520\
All right, Clive Owen, sit down.\
\
338\
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,640\
Look, I've been thinking about this a lot.\
\
339\
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,320\
Even if we could kill Whelan,\
\
340\
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,000\
we'd almost certainly face retaliation\
\
341\
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,040\
from one of his lackeys afterwards,\
\
342\
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,880\
not to mention obviously the small matter of life imprisonment.\
\
343\
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,680\
So then what?\
\
344\
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,320\
What if somebody else killed him?\
\
345\
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,760\
Mm? What if we could maybe make that happen?\
\
346\
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,160\
But who?\
\
347\
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,480\
There's another gang.\
\
348\
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,840\
Think about it, Leanne, the guy in the ice cream van,\
\
349\
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,280\
the one we saw get shot?\
\
350\
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,360\
There's another gang.\
\
351\
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,200\
We need Willy Whelan dead.\
\
352\
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,600\
SHE SCREAMS\
\
353\
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,760\
Who the fuck are you?\
\
354\
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,240\
Gurvin!\
\
355\
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,440\
Shit.\
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