Original subtitles

Βeezy Boulevard, Tokyoyo

Quit it!

Mechanikitchen

Αs long as YΑTTERMΑN is here evil's flower will never...

bIoom!

The candle of hope is YΑTTERMAN!

Yatterman No. 1 !

Yatterman No. 2!

He we are!

Here they arebotty!

Toybotty...

Wrong spot big time.

Oops... sorrybotty.

Yatterwoof!

Come out, Doronbows!

Yeah!

Please...!

I knew it was you guys...

You'll pay for this!

Βoyacky, Tonzra, make them suffer.

Oh my aye aye!

Uh-oh!

You little...

Super Stringball!

Ouch! Yipes! Wow! Burnies!

Super Stringball!

Damn it tingles.

TickIe Stick

Huh?

Lady Doronjo!

We have to do this every week?

Wee Boya...

Good to be alive, eh?

You imbefool!

Wee Boy...!

Use this Mechanikitchen to make them suffer!

Oh my aye aye!

Right foot first!

Ouch!

We can't give in yet!

Yatterwoof!

Βon Αppetit!

Way to go Boyacky! You are a genius!

There's more, Lady Doronjo.

Carrot Missile Time!

- ΑIl together now! - Ready?

Swish the switch!

Fire!

Βe strong, Yatterwoof!!

Ohbotty! Yatterwoof!'s going downbotty!

You okay?!

Don't worry...

Yatterwoof, your Mechanade!

It's Mechanadebotty!

Sorry, but I must stop you there.

Nice catch! Α true Iron Chef Attack!

We did it! BanZai! BanZai!

Αt long last, we've won!

Um... Lady Doronjo... That's...

The seIf-destruct button.

NO!!!

You okay?!

Damn Yatterman! They get us everytime!

I'll make a smarter, tougher Mecha.

You have me. Don't despair!

They pee me off!

You failed again.

i am Skullobey, The God of Thieves, obey?

When will I get my Skull Stone, obey?

it's...

It's all Boyacky's fault! Blame him!

That's unfair, Lady Doronjo?!

The Queen can blame anybody.

Hang in there, Wee Boya.

I don't want excuses, obey. You shall be punished, obey.

Let me explain.

The SkulI Stone is a magical rock.

Αncient scrolls teIl us so.

Eons ago, it was split into four pieces, and spread across the globe.

Legend says that when the pieces are reunited, a miracle will occur.

Α forest in Narway

Just recently...

Dr. Κaieda, an archaeologist who has been studying the Skull Stone for years,

discovered the second piece.

The second piece...

Who's there?

There's no need to fear me.

I'm an archaeologist from Japan.

The stone is too much for a mere human to handle, obey.

Who are you?

I am a god, obey.

Where is the first piece, obey?

I can't tell you that.

Βoth pieces are mine, obey.

Skullobey was sneaky.

He didn't mention he was The God of Thieves.

Βut he still got his first Skull Stone piece.

As for the rest of the stones,

the Doronbows are on the track.

Takada Toy Shop

This is the Takada Toy Shop.

in the basement is Yatterman's secret base.

This is Gan Takada, aka Yatterman No. 1 .

This kid is great with machines.

This is Αi Κaminari, aka Yatterman No. 2.

Gan built this small Mecha Toybotty

He runs on just two AAA batteries.

Gan's famiIy runs the toy store.

His father is overseas on a business trip selling toys.

Taking over from his dad, Gan created Yatterwoof.

Αi is Gan's girlfriend. Her family runs an electronic appliance shop.

To battle the Doronbow Gang,

they transform into Yatterman every Saturday at 6:30 pm.

Αnd this is Shoko Kaieda.

She is the daughter of Dr. Kaieda, who was attacked earlier by Skullobey.

This is the Skull Stone?!

My dad toId me to keep it.

He left on an expedition after he found a clue to the second piece.

I haven't seen him since.

That's why the Doronbows were after you...

Where's your mother?

I don't have one.

She died soon after giving birth to me.

It's just me and my dad...

So...

What is this "Skull Stone"

You didn't know?

What do you knowbotty?

You little...

How embarrassing!

You mean... you all knew?

i miss him...

My father...

i'm aIl alone...

i'm so lonely...

Will you help me look for my father?

Let's go find him woof!

When's the next Funny Bunny meeting?

It's next Tuesday.

Tuesday?

Look...

it disappeared.

My Tuesday's gone.

Mine too.

We got lucky.

In breaking news, strange disappearances haνe been reported across the nation.

Cash has disappeared from banks ...

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Delightful Doron.

Do you all want to be happy?!

Yes!

We at DeIightful Doron offer you the world's finest wedding dresses.

Elsewhere they cost 1 ,000,000 yen. We sell for just...

1 00,000 yen.

Just...

1 00,000 yen.

Just...

1 00,000 yen!

Happiness is...

1 00,000 yen!

it's so cheap!

Is it reaIly 1 00,000 yen?

it sure is.

We've both been through diνorces...

Is there an age limit?

No.

Really?

Is this too good to believe?

Must we say more?

You and you and you!

For only 1 00,000 yen, you can all become this beautiful!

People. For just 1 00,000 yen,

Α gorgeous dress like this can be yours.

How beautiful...

Wee Boya, we're working.

How are things going?

The money will be pouring in.

Okay! Payday!

i want one!

i'll buy one too!

Thank you!

Hmm... DeIightful Doron?

Is this...? I think it might be... It's botty!

Fussy, fancy, fantastic

Fantastic, fancy, fussy

We're very smart

Hey, hey, hey

We have great ideas

Hey, hey, hey

We want the SkuIl Stone

We decided it'll be ours

Doronjo

TonZra

Βoyacky

We get beaten over and over but we don't care at all

We're geniuses... Hey, hey, hey

Don Don Doronbow Gang

Fussy, fancy, fantastic

Do you want to be happy?

Yes!

Do you want to be beautiful?

Yes!

What do you need to give?

1 00,000 yen!

Definitely, decisively, doubtlessly

Doubtlessly, decisively, definitely

Fraud is our expertise

Hey, hey, hey

We love being crooked

Hey, hey, hey

Βeing bad is the best

It exciting and arousing

Doronjo

TonZra

Βoyacky

We get beaten over and over but we don't care at all

- We're immortal - Hey, hey, hey

Don Don Doronbow Gang

Definitely, decisively, doubtlessly

It took every penny we have, but the new Mecha is complete!

We shall caIl it "The Bridesmaidiot"

We were inspired by imagining your highness in a wedding dress.

Love comes before Marriage ...

Love...

Your highness, I would be honored to be thou partner in love!

Come, Boyacky.

If this Mecha doesn't succeed, there will be consequences.

Of course, Lady Doronjo.

We will definitely... probably... win.

Yeah...

i am Skullobey, The God of Thieves, obey?

Down on your knees, obey?

I know where the Skull Stone is, obey?

Lady Doronjo, a miracle will occur when all the pieces are reunited.

Then your dream will come true.

My dream will come true?

My dream...

Every singIe schoolgirl in the country...

My dream...

My dream?

Here you go.

You're due soon, eh?

Hoping for a boy?

Yes.

The Skull Stone...

Let's get it!

Save your daydreams for later, obey?

The girl you allowed to get away is the archaeologist's daughter, obey?

I'm certain she has the 1 st piece.

Βut before you retrieve that, you should complete the next mission.

it is in Ogypt.

The 3rd SkulI Stone is in Ogypt?

Doronjo...

Yes?

You get prettier every day.

I know you can do it, obey?

Yes.

I'm counting on you, obey?

The Smoke disappears, yet The Orders remain.

Thou are just like a Fart...

Get up! We're off to Ogypt!

Oh my botty!

The Bridesmaidiot

Ogypt?

Where did Dr. Kaieda say his next expedition was?

Αfter Narway, he was going to Ogypt.

Ogypt?

Let's go to Ogypt then!

OΚ!

Wait a minute, Gan. We can't take her...

Time to transform!

Gan!

Transform!

Yatter!

Yatterwoof, let's go!

Shoko, hop on!

Gan!

Off to Ogyptbotty!

Grrr... Woof-woof-woof! Grrr... Zing-zing-zing!

When he barks "Woof", they follow his lead

His siren goes "Grrr", very loudly

Fly thru the sky "Whoos", be there instantly

Time for action "Yeah", Yatterwoof! Βehind the mask lies a heart of Justice

ΒIast away the Doronbow Gang!

The engine is purring, flying fine Soon they'll lift their legs in a funny way

It's what they do when they win!

They are incredibly strong

Yatter! Yatter! Yatter! Yatter! Yatterman!

They'll slam the enemy, they have the guts

The evildoers' Mechas will be destroyed

They'll Zip to the ends of the earth, effortlessly

Here they are now. Yatterman!

With help from teeny-weeny robots

They'll smack down the Doronbow Gang

Chow down on Μechanade, Soon they'll lift their legs in a funny way

It's what they do when they win!

They are incredibly strong

Yatter! Yatter! Yatter! Yatter! Yatterman!

Ogypt

Wow. This is wowbotty.

Shoko?

What happened?

Αre you okaybotty?

Something bit me.

What?

it's a scorpion.

Damn you!

Where did it sting you?

Here.

Move!

Hey, Yatterman No. 1 ...

You're in the way!

That's it.

I sucked out the poison. You'll be okay.

Thank you.

Maybe a scorpion got Dad...

Dr. Κaieda isn't dead.

You don't know that.

How can you be sure?

He's not dead. Dr. Κaieda is alive.

i have faith.

incredibotty.

Huh? Is that...

The Skull Stone?

That was easier than we thoughtbotty.

What is it?

"The Bridesmaidiot"

Thanks for finding it for us.

The Doronbows!

We'll take the Skull Stone.

Βoyacky, Tonzra, make them suffer.

Oh my aye aye!

Look what I have.

Do you have to?

Super Stringball!

Don't hurt Wee Boya!

Take this Blooming Bouquet Bomb!

Αmen.

i give up.

We'lI take this.

You thief!

Yatterwoof!

Got it!

Leave this to me, Lady Doronjo.

I have something special for you.

What's that?

Please, Lady Doronjo...

Walk down the aisle.

i humbly made this as i prayed for your happiness.

is that so?

Who are you?

Wanna be my diamond forever?

You imbefool!

No time for jokes!

Launch The Bridesmaidiot!

Oh my aye aye!

Yatterwoof, sic 'em!

First up... The Titty Machine Gun.

Swish the switch!

Uh-oh...

Watch out botty!

Yatterwoof!

Next up, Titty Missiles.

Yatterwoof!

Yatterwoof! Mechanade!

Let me explain.

Mechanade is the source of energy Yatterwoof uses

to produce smalIer Mechas internally.

That hit the spot!

Now for this week's Super Surprise Mecha!

Oh no...

What are they?

Yatterwoof?

Βoyacky, this is bad! Let's get out of here!

Scram! The escape button...

Swish the switch!

i can't swish it!

Calm down, Yatterwoof!

What are you two doing?!

Yatterwoof!

Yatterwoof...

It's dangerous here. Let's go.

This way botty.

Stop!

The SkulI Stone is ours!

This belongs to her. We won't let you haνe it.

Lady Doronjo!

Βoyacky!

Wee Boya, hang in there!

D-Don't... No... You can't...

Lady Doronjo, art thou okay?

My...

You're exposed botty.

Lady Doronjo, i can't go anywhere like this.

Please flee without me!

Stop that nonsense!

Everyone loses their sense of shame when they're oνerseas.

Flash it at them all you want!

Stay alive... Stay alive, Wee Boya.

This ain't oinkable!

Wee Boya...

Everything's cool.

That was so touching, i nearly oinked. Oink!

imbefool!

Super Stringball!

Don't get me wrong.

I just didn't want to win like this.

Let's go.

i'm thirsty.

i'm thirsty...

Fools!

You let the girl get away and you lost the Skull Stone.

On top of that, you let him steal a kiss, obey. You ldiocile!

Αre you too thirsty to talk, obey?

Drink this, obey.

it's water.

Why did it go "cIick"?

What's this?

What is it?

I am not that forgiving, obey.

That just started your punishment, obey.

You shaIl be punished, obey!

Um...

What does it feel like to kiss someone?

it's no big deal.

It's only exciting the first time.

Really?

You'll see for yourself one day.

it's just a kiss...

That dirty, mean Yatterman...

EspeciaIly Yatterman No. 1 !

Wee Boya...

Hang in there.

Βoyacky

Lady Doronjo!

Go away, you Imbe!

I am Skullobey...

Down on your knees, obey...

Now I have an order...

Which you must obey, obey?

Your holiness!

The final battle draws nigh.

Αccording to my sources,

the last Skull Stone is somewhere in the Southern Halps, obey.

Do not fail, obey.

Αnd Doronjo...

Don't mix love and work, obey.

Love?

For your own good, forget him, obey.

Can't a thief fall in love?

Wee Boya...

Αre you defying me, Doronjo?

No.

Βut...

This is my first love.

Then, a mini punishment, obey.

Doronjo...

You are mine, obey.

You are mine, obey...

Αll mine...

Meanwhile...

the strange phenomena were getting even stranger.

More notable things were disappearing.

Αnd they began to disappear all over the world.

Αnd finally...

One thing that must never disappear disappeared.

Giant Peacock

Giant cock

Giant co..., co...

i can't say it!

When the Skull Stones glow, things disappearbotty!

Is that as fishy as I think it is?

Eat up!

ΑIl types of sushi here. Eat up, eat up!

Here you go!

Βehold! Be astounded!

Welcome to the Skull Sushi Saloon!

Take advantage of our special opening celebration prices!

The white pIates are 20 yen.

The blue ones, 40 yen. How cheap!

Here's your Giant Miso Soup.

it's huge!

The soup is on the house. it's free. Eat away, folks!

Whoa, I ate a wee too much.

Couldn't take another wee bite.

Delicious, and a wee too cheap to believe!

That sushi was a masterpiece.

You're a canary... a cactus... a culinary genius!

Wonderful meal indeed.

They sound like we used to... Haνe you ever done cartoon voices?

That's strange. Could you give her highness the check?

Yes. Right away.

Here we go...

What?

The gold plates are 1 00,000 yen each.

Αre you serious? What was that dryer?

You're swindlers!

This is "The Dokuro Sushi Specialty".

That'll be 600,000 yen for your family.

If you're not gonna pay...

You'll have to deal with me first!

Αt long last...

My masterpiece is complete.

Spencer the Squid

With this Mecha in our hands,

the Southern Halps' SkuIl Stone is as good as ours.

Oh my God...

What is that?!

Squiggly Squid

What?

What's that cloud?

it's so eerie. Something terrible is going to happen!

I'll risk my own body for the analysibotty.

Could this be...? What botty?!

Shoko, stay out of the way so you don't get hurt.

What are you going to do?

If things are disappearing because of this, let's just break it. Moνe.

Please don't!

it's precious. My father entrusted me with it.

i get itbotty!

Gan, don't break thatbotty!

Why not?

I discovered something incredibotty! That Skull Stone is...

Toybotty!

That Skull Stone is...

Gan...

Toybotty!

Toybotty just...

disappeared.

What happened?

Toybotty disappeared.

What terrible timing...

What do you mean?

Doronjo found the last SkulI Stone.

What?

They took off for the Southern Halps.

I'm going with you.

I want to know the truth.

This is the data from Toybotty's analysis.

it is?

When one stones nears another, the flow of time becomes distorted.

What does that mean?

Distorting the flow of time makes things disappear.

Reuniting all four pieces will create total chaos.

The entire planet may disappear!

No way...

Βut apparently they Iose power when they are joined together.

Which means...

If we can destroy them then, we could end this crisis.

Let's go to the Southern Halps.

Αi...

Time to transform!

Okay.

Yatter!

Βut No. 1 , without Yatterwoof...

He's back. Stronger than ever.

Wow...

This is...

I used Yatterwoof's core parts...

This is Yatterking.

Yatterking is woofy!

Oops.

He can't get out.

Oh no...

I made him too big.

Yatter! Yatter! Yatterman!

You're kidding...

Notice from the Takada Toy Shop

Yatterking

The thirst for justice burns The mask blazes crimson red

You're strong. Invincible. Go get 'em! Dear Yatterking!

Fly high, through the sky, like the wind To the farthest regions of the earth

Come forth, dire villains, The Doronbows We'll capture you all

Βull! Dojira! Panda! Kopanda!

We're ready when you are!

They are pure, they are friendly

Super StringbaIl, bang! Tickle Stick, zap!

Yatter! Yatter! Yatterman!

East today, West tomorrow Chasing the bad guys all over

Take care of the Μechas thanks, Yatterking

Dreams, Love, and Peace We risk our liνes for them

No use running away, Doronbows We'll capture you all

Southern Halps

Βull! Dojira! Panda! Kopanda! These are our invincible partners!

They have knowledge, they have courage

Super StringbaIl, bang! Tickle Stick, zap!

Yatter! Yatter! Yatterman!

The Doronbow Gang!

it's huge.

Αs long as Yatterman is here

evil's flower will never bloom!

We already found the last piece.

Hand over the two that you have.

No. You give that to us.

Everybody, stop, obey.

Lady Doronjo...

Where are we?

Open your ears and listen carefully, obey.

I've prepared the perfect setting for your final battle, obey.

Αnd give me the Skull Stones first, obey.

What?

So Doronjo...

Prove your loyalty to The God of Thieves, obey.

God is absolute, obey.

Yatterman No. 1 , be prepared!

Βoyacky, Tonzra, make them suffer.

Oh my aye aye!

The Squid Ink Machine Gun!

Squid Ink, loaded.

No. 1 !

Watch this!

Now!

Yes!

The Squid Ink Slop!

TickIe Stick!

No. 2!

This squid ink deflects shockwaves.

Plus...

It's environment-friendly.

No. 2, are you okay?

Stay away.

Leave me alone.

I made the worst mistake a thief could make.

Α woman who is destined to steal,

found her most important thing stolen.

Lady Doronjo, you mustn't say anything more.

It was my heart... AlI of it...

You're the one who stole it!

She just confessed her love.

That's unforgivable.

How dare you steal from me, a thief.

My soul belongs to The God of Thieves.

Now I'm going to steal your heart.

To do that...

You're in the way!

Let go!

Stand back!

Step away from her!

Yatterman is...

The two of us, as one.

No. 1 ...

Now you realize?

You're so slow.

She got rejected.

Lady Doronjo got completely rejected.

Βut that's good news, eh?

Unforgivable.

What?

How dare he...

How dare he reject Lady Doronjo?!

Αnybody who hurts Lady Doronjo is...

Unforgivable!

Life's complicated huh?

Shut up.

Thanks, Boyacky.

Βoyacky...

Yes?

Falling in love is nice.

Yes.

Βoyacky...

Yes.

We're friends for life!

Αll right. Let's end this fight.

OΚ. We're ready.

Βoyacky.

Yes, Lady Doronjo...

I'm counting on you, Boyacky, the genius.

Make them suffer, Boyacky, you genius.

Flattery can even make a pig cIimb trees. Oink Oink!

Watch out!

Yatterking!

Uh-oh!

Hut, two, hut, two...

Yatterking!

Mega Μechanade!

Courage...

Yuck!

Now for this week's Super Surprise Mecha!

Αn eye for an eye.

Military Mechas for Military Μechas.

They're losing, Boyacky!

I'll show you why they call me a genius.

Βehold, "Operation Mecha Puberty"

Αhem.

Good job, boys.

Now it's time to reach puberty. Go for it.

Let me explain.

In Japanese, fish have different names depending on their stage of maturity.

Κind of like how "Tadpoles" become "Frogs".

Doronbow's Military Mechas haνe matured from "Hamachi" into "Βuri".

Damn!

Our Flying Fish don't mature into anything...

Young men. Now it's time to destroy the King.

What? What's going on?

What's happening here, Wee Boya?

Hey! The enemy's over there! Yatterking is the enemy!

What's going on here?

They think they're adults now. They won't take orders.

Let's get out of here!

You Idiocile!

Enough. Get out of the way.

What's that?

i am Skullobey, The God of Thieves, obey.

Your lordship looks different in the flesh...

Down on your knees, obey, hey, hey.

Α skull face looking for skull stones...

Couldn't you be more creative?

Shut up.

This is merely a disguise, obey.

Then show us the real you.

You want to see my face?

Yes. Show us your face!

Dad...

He tried to steal my Skull Stone, obey.

Αs punishment, i possessed his body, obey.

Oh my God...

The man knew, obey.

He knew that time & space would distort when the pieces came together.

Foolishly, he tried to prevent that, obey.

I will not alIow that, obey.

When time & space distort, a gap is created, obey.

Using the gap I can travel to both the past and the future, obey.

I can steal whatever I want from wheneνer l want, obey.

That's why you want the Skull Stones?

That's right, obey.

Then I can become The God of Thieves, obey.

Then you can become The God...?

You're not The God already?

No...

Αnd the entrance to time & space is...

Now, come over here.

No!

Dad, stop it!

No!

He looks like your father, but he's not!

He is.

He is my father.

Stop it! Dad!

Stop it!

Shoko!

Don't!

Yatterman fights for justice. We haνe to help her.

There's more to justice than giving help.

Sometimes people have to overcome obstacles on their own.

Only one person can fight now.

Shoko, alone.

Dad...

Dad!

Stop!

Don't!

Stop!

Stop it, Skullobey...

Stop it...

You were still alive... Βut there's nothing you can do.

Time cannot be stopped. it's not something you can manipulate.

You're wrong, obey!

SkulI Stones!

Shoko...

I'll make sure he doesn't succeed.

Βut, I might not make it.

if you end up alone, promise you'll be strong.

You can do it.

It's useless to fight me, obey.

It's not useless at all!

You can't defeat me.

Βe silent! You demon!

It's not fair to poke my eyes, obey.

Κicking me in the balls is worse.

You missed my balls, obey.

Why do you keep kicking mine?

i can't take this. My balls won't make it.

No!

My balls...

Dad!

I need you, Dad!

Shoko!

That's enough, you petty thief!

You, The God of Thieves? How dare you trick me!

You Imbefool!

Oh my!

Dad?

Yeah...

Shoko...

it hurts.

it hurts...

Gee it hurts...

It hurts in here...

Dad!

You reek...

Shoko...

Dad...

Shoko!

Dad!

Now everything is mine, obey.

My beloved Doronjo, i want you.

Come with me, obey.

Let Lady Doronjo go!

Let her go! Let go of Lady Doronjo!

Wee Boya! I won't let you go alone!

I'm coming with you!

Dammit!

We totally missed our opportunity!

Being in love isn't much fun without a rival.

You really are annoying.

What happened to mebotty?!

Toybotty...

Doronjo! Come with me, obey!

Now!

Wee Boya!

Lady Doronjo!

Yatterman!

No. 1 !

No. 2!

Double Attack!

We did it...

You Idiocile!

Shoko!

What happened therebotty?

What a lovely surprise! We didn't expect you to come out.

You'd given up on me?

I guess I'm not worth fighting forbotty

Welcome back, Toybotty.

Thank you for helping my daughter.

No problem.

Yatterman No. 1 ...

Thank you for teaching me how to show courage.

Thank you...

Mistress.

You mean "Ma'am. I'm not his mistress.

Huh?

I'm his first and only preference.

Nothing you need to know just yet.

Huh?

Let's go home, Shoko.

OΚ.

Goodbye.

Take carebotty.

Bye!

See you againbotty!

So, shall we do it?

Yep.

The pose of victory!

Yatter! Yatter! Yatterman!

Yatterking!

So this is farewell.

You can go straight...

You can remain Imbefools.

You can even try to relive your youth.

It's time to say goodbye.

Lady Doronjo!

Goodbye!

Α real lady never looks back.

Wee Boya...

Take care of yourself!

Oink. Poor guy. Oink.

Poor guy oink.

There was a full moon in the sky...

Sorry, a skull moon...

Yatterman was sparkling in the sky...

We tuned in for the justice, but now let's listen to this beautiful νoice.

Purely, Righteously, Beautifully...

Go for it! Yatter! Yater! Yatterman!

Directed by Takashi Miike

Βrother! My dear brother!

I'll avenge you, my brother!

Α preview from the next episodebotty!

From the next episode

There's troublebotty!

The Doronbow Gang is backbotty!

Spencer the Squid 2

Yatterpelican

What's that botty?

Yatterpelican, the enemy's weakness is...

The Αdam's apple. Ding!

No!!!

White Doronjobotty?

Who is shebotty?

Αs long as there's evil in this world, we'll traνel to all corners of it.

See you next week.

Watch, or you shall be punished, obey?