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I followed the sun til I ran out of land.

Need a ride?

For a little bit of money, I can get you to see a bunny.

Get me to see a bunny?

Yep.

For a little bit of money?

Uh-huh.

So you're advertising some kind of a sale?

Maybe.

Why don't you read me off the specials?

What's the best deal?

The buttons, 40 bones.

And what are the buttons?

You get your buttons pressed, caressed,

whatever you want, honey.

You got the money?

All right.

So, what's your name?

My name is West,

West Walker.

West Walker, you don't seem like you're from around here.

Yeah, you know, I just got in.

Yeah?

From where?

Damn, West.

That's something.

You kill anyone?

Not in Vegas.

So, Mr. Walker, what are you doing here

in sunny California?

Well, I heard there was gold

back there in those mountains,

so, you know me, I'm just out here chasing the dream.

Yeah?

Well, I'll give you something else that you can chase.

Come chase me over here.

Whoa, this place is swanky.

So, what's your plan?

Start training for boxing.

Fighting already?

Yeah, it's time to be a champion.

Weren't you a champion in the army?

That was then and this is now.

Pretty trippy lookin' office.

Thanks.

Right over here.

$40.

He wants two.

He doesn't even know what he's buying.

That's the strongest mescaline we ever had.

Here you go, drink this.

This tastes a little funny.

You ain't got any sweet tea?

Here you go.

Much better.

I was thirsty.

Hey, West.

How you feeling?

You feeling good?

I have an idea.

Why don't you come with us.

Relax.

Enjoy the show.

Welcome.

I hope you make it.

It could be a long ride.

What's up?

What's happening, my man?

I knew your grand-daddy.

He was gunslinger.

And I'm his nephew of the black part of the family.

And I will be a gunslinger

and our kids will be gunslingers.

We will save this earth and this planet

from this vile destruction.

What are you doing on the ground, man?

Get up.

Get up, man.

The American dream is out here.

We gotta catch it.

Come on, man.

Get up.

Come on, get up.

Come on, man.

You gotta hurry.

Come on, man, keep coming.

We're almost there.

You can't get caught up in the other dimensions, man.

It's the dream we're after.

Listen to me.

I'm a doctor of gonzo journalism,

but you can call me the trip keeper.

Come on.

Are you in?

Are you in?

The trip is about to begin.

See the fin?

40 bones?

That's what you told me, right?

You okay?

What the fuck is going on?

Hey, where you going?

♪ Come on, everybody, do the low-tide ♪

♪ Come on, everybody, do the low-low-tide ♪

♪ Come on, everybody, do the low-tide ♪

♪ Come on, everybody, do the low-low-tide ♪

You're a mermaid.

What are you talking about?

Shooting stars.

Stars are timeless, always lit in certain place

in outer space.

What, you telling astronomy with a southern accent?

You live life on earth, so that you go far when you depart

Your pupils, the universe, part of a constellation.

Okay, come on, let's get outta here,

away from this creep.

Where's Charlie at?

Come on, man.

Kick me something.

Way too high to deal with this Charlie Manson 2000.

I love you, Charlie.

Speak of the devil.

Speak of the devil, but don't speak of me.

I am god tonight.

You say you're god every night.

I am!

Who the fuck is this?

Who the fuck is this?

You know who the fuck I am?

Who are you?

I'm the one that gave you that hit?

What hit?

Not that kind of hit, punchy.

He works for me.

She works for me.

They all work for me.

You gotta know whose ass to kiss, Clint.

Name's West.

I don't give a fuck what your name is.

Let's get the fuck outta here.

'Fore I kill someone.

Glad to know you like to get wet, Clint.

Come on.

Come on, let's go.

Get off of him.

What's happening here?

There's some murders on the beach.

I just saw some murders.

Come on.

There was like seven of them.

They were deep cutting inside the incisions

like cutting into their bodies.

Right here.

Where the fuck are the bodies?

You see any blood?

We got the wrong sand?

Maybe we gotta go down some.

There's nothing unusual here, son.

Maybe we're at the wrong station.

You been drinking tonight, sir?

No.

Smoking?

No, I don't smoke.

Let me see your pupils.

You know the boy who cried wolf?

I'm gonna ask you this question one last time.

What are you on?

Come on.

There was some girls on the boardwalk.

I drank some tea earlier with them

and it tasted funny.

You believe this shit?

What?

You're going in with us, son.

Cuff him.

Cuff me, my ass.

You're going in.

Hey hey hey hey.

No, I'm not.

I wish you'd shoot me.

We're doing this for your own good.

Yeah, for my own good.

You'll hurt yourself.

I'd be good if we go look for these dead bodies

and quit fucking with me.

There's no dead bodies.

I killed 154 people.

I get locked up for this.

You got a grab bag?

Is that what it is?

Yeah, of course I know what it is.

What is it?

It's peyote.

You guys want some.

Thank you.

Hey, hey.

Can you do me a favor?

Uh, not you again.

I do not wanna get turned on anymore.

I'm not gonna do that, okay?

I got a job for you and it pays.

Oh, it pays.

Good, because the cops took all my money last night.

Okay, that sounds like a really bad trip.

Yeah, no shit.

Public intoxication, no bodies, nobody believes me.

Hallucinations can't be seen by the sober.

It was real, though.

As real as that mermaid you were fondling?

That mermaid was real too.

Anyway, where are you going?

I'm going to my motorcycle.

Perfect.

Come on, let's go.

It's these guys again.

Yeah, they're the ones who's got the money.

What happens next, man, is all the polar ice caps

are gonna melt.

This whole place is gonna be underwater

and we're all gonna be in arks, like with Noah.

That's gnarly, bro.

Whoo.

Hey, Charlie.

Can you give him the package?

He can get there faster on his bike?

Give him the surf wax, Brock.

There you go, pretty girl.

You're gonna give that to my partner at a surf shop.

Find me when you're down, you get the other half.

See, you can get any dumbass to work for you

for a couple of worthless Jacksons.

What the fuck am I gonna do with 60 bucks?

I just got back from hell.

Warlord pedophiles drinking the blood of children

right in front of my face.

You don't think I'm not on to this lizard?

I know a lizard when I see one.

What have you got?

I don't have anything.

Come on.

Give me something that make my ears red

and fire come out of my ass.

Now, what have you got?

Stop.

Let me go.

What have you got?

Come here.

He didn't hurt you, did he?

No.

You wanna take a ride?

Yeah.

I have a sucker in that jacket.

You want a sucker?

Yeah.

♪ I promised her to keep her safe ♪

♪ And give her everything ♪

♪ I sealed that vow when on her hand ♪

♪ I placed our wedding ring ♪

♪ And three blissful years and on ♪

♪ I've steadily tended to the fields and darker spells ♪

♪ As the stone moves ♪

♪ The shadows on the horizon ♪

♪ There were three and I was one ♪

♪ They swept upon our farmhouse ♪

♪ And they killed my only son ♪

♪ And left me for dead ♪

♪ Upon my grave ♪

♪ Tarnished with mud ♪

♪ I prayed a vow to god above ♪

♪ I wished her this ♪

♪ Then her eyes closed ♪

No.

Whoo!

Let's take a walk.

It is just too crazy in Venice sometimes.

Better get used to it, like me.

What does that mean?

It means, since the army, crazy's normal.

Did you ever, um, no, sorry.

I shouldn't ask.

No, go ahead, ask me.

Did you ever kill anyone?

Not enough to count.

Too many to tell.

What does that mean?

Let's talk about your job.

Are you working for Charlie or what?

They're just my friends.

You're hanging out with the wrong crowd.

Well, now I have you.

Come on, let's go to the beach for sunset.

This is nice.

Guess you've seen enough magic

since you've been here, haven't you?

I guess.

Still feels like I'm still kinda dreaming.

Dreaming of what?

I dream the American one.

You know, a little bit of success, happiness,

girl on the back of my motorcycle.

Oh.

No, I mean, I dream of a place, more than anything,

where stuff just makes sense.

You know, there's no confusion.

There's no mystery of your daily routine.

That's the simple dream.

What about you?

What do you dream of?

Fun, sun, surf, maybe a house and a family

in a few years.

Awesome.

Those lights are so beautiful.

What do they remind you of?

Kinda like a heart.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Shut up.

You're lying.

No.

Like it's pulsating.

Like it's about to explode.

Feel mine.

How's yours feel?

Like it's flying.

Come on, let's ride it.

Please.

Let's go.

There's nothing here for anybody to see.

Come on in.

You'll have the time of your life

and I'll be out here, just in case.

You'll have the time of your life

and I'll be out here.

And you need a shot, so we need a shot for her.

You need a shot, sir.

You can have a big fatty.

All right.

Awesome.

All right, go ahead, man.

Relax and enjoy yourself.

It's going to be fun.

I'm sorry.

We shouldn't have given you so many drugs.

Going in and out of spectrum,

in and out of consciousness,

with other frequencies.

It'll go away.

Just as long as you don't.

Morning.

I gotta go.

Where are you going?

Over the hills and through the trees

to Charlie's.

I'm gonna go with you.

Oh my god.

Hey, girls.

Spaceman.

Spaceman, forever.

That's heavy, Charlie.

What's spaceman mean?

Where were you last night?

I slept at the abandoned boat.

I had a bad day.

So, I delivered your package yesterday.

You got the rest of the money?

Get this to San Diego.

What about the money?

So, what's in this package?

You don't get to know, Joe.

Just like your job at the army post, huh?

Is there drugs in it?

You talk about drugs like they're a negative thing.

See, inside your brain there are

so many chambers

that can only be opened up by my hallucinogen.

Let me doctor you up, baby.

I don't need a doctor.

I'm pretty healthy.

Get the fuck outta here.

Take these keys, take the girls,

you come back and get more Jacksons.

How many more Jacksons?

♪ Walking on home not going anywhere ♪

♪ Walking on, nobody seems to care ♪

♪ Gotta put an end to this restless misery ♪

So, if you get caught with it,

just tell them that you're Native American.

Works for me every time.

Cool.

Yeah, that's who you are.

So, Penny, how many are you gonna sell today?

Um, I don't know, 10?

That's good.

Modest.

It's easy.

All you gotta do is stick your boobs up

and trick those stupid boys.

Isn't that right, West?

You didn't, there was no trickery involved.

It was a donation.

Donation.

For what?

So you can get a new pair of shoes.

Your shoes look pretty beat up.

40 bones.

Can I have two?

All right, girls, we've got work to do today.

Are you ready to start selling?

I think so.

How about you, Bonnie?

I mean, I think you guys are all good.

Let's go find parking.

Oh, no.

I got this.

What is in this packet right here?

There's nothing, you don't have to be worried.

Penny, tell me what is in this package.

We're not breaking any laws.

I got this.

You got what?

I got this.

What do you mean you got this?

What's in that package?

What is in this package, what is in this package?

It's fine, it's fine.

How you doing, Mr. West?

How you doing?

I need you to get outta the car.

For what?

What's the problem?

I'll tell you once you get outta the car.

What's the problem?

Come on, let's get outta the car.

We'll tell you then.

Just get outta the car.

Put your hands on the hood.

Penny, what's in the package?

I don't know what's in the package.

Put your hands on the hood.

You got anything on you?

Drugs, LSD?

No sir.

Anything from the other night?

No

You sure?

Yeah.

All right, I don't know...

Hey, put your hands on the hood.

I'm not gonna tell you again.

I'm gonna search the car.

Not without a warrant.

You gotta get a warrant to search the car.

You want me to detain you, while I get a warrant?

Is that what you want?

It's prison for doing this.

Go ahead.

Fine, sure.

I don't have anything to hide.

How you doing, beautiful?

Hey, officer.

How are you?

I'm good.

Would you like to search me?

I'd love to.

oh, oops.

I dropped something back here.

Wow.

Is there anything in particular that you're looking for?

Something like you maybe.

I'm actually in a bit of a hurry

and this is my car.

Oh, it's your car?

Mm-hmm.

And he's driving it.

Yeah, do you have a card or anything

I can contact you with?

Can I just take a quick look before I let you go.

Sure, sure.

I promise you there is nothing illegal in here.

You have nothing to worry about then.

What's this?

Oh.

What's this?

You know what this is, West?

Uh-uh.

You don't?

You're driving the car and you don't?

I mean, it looks like batteries or something.

You're gonna arrest me now?

For what?

What is it?

I don't even know what that is.

It's not my package.

We're taking West in.

Let's go.

Doesn't look like a precinct to me.

Take the fucker.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Where are you guys going?

Well, I'm your worst fucking nightmare.

Your mine for today.

How long have you been doing this?

I didn't do it.

I wanna introduce you to somebody.

His name's Harry.

He also has a partner named

Hush-Hush.

What kind of detective are you?

I'm the kind everybody needs,

but nobody will claim.

That's who the fuck I am.

And I'm the kind that doesn't care if you rot here.

Do it.

Not till I get some answers.

What is it?

Surf wax.

Surf wax.

Go fuck yourself.

Where'd you get it?

A guy in the mountains.

Really?

What's his name?

His name is, his name is Charlie.

Charlie what?

Charlie Hanson.

Oh, Charlie Hanson, yeah.

Where's he at?

He's up north a little bit.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Should I shove it in your fucking mouth?

Here.

What's the worst thing you saw over there?

What fucked you up?

You wouldn't get it.

Oh, really?

You weren't there.

You know what this is called?

This is called Major Marlowe.

I don't like chasing what I don't fucking know.

You better start talking.

Did you kill a lot?

Were you proud of it?

A lot of towel-head mother fuckers, huh?

Killing didn't bother me.

Really?

Well, what did bother you?

Just hitting some golf balls on my day off

and...

Are you fucking with me?

You're hitting some golf balls?

One of those roadside bombs just took out

part of our platoon

and so we were drinking some whiskey on our day off,

hitting some golf balls.

Green kept talking about wanting to kill some Iraqis,

so we went out on a raid

and the first house we got into

was a family's house.

And I was in the back, looking for some explosives

and...

Not easy, is it?

Green started shootin' 'em.

I know.

I was there.

He killed them all.

He killed them all, but the 14-year-old girl,

and he raped her.

You couldn't do all this shit,

could you?

You're gonna go take these motherfuckers out.

I thought that was your job.

I want my fucking pension, you fuck.

You think I'm gonna sacrifice my pension?

Deal?

The American dream's dead.

Bury the dream, six feet under with the dead presidents

and the old world order.

Down goes the American dream, six feet under,

just like conspiracies and our forefathers.

All covered up.

You guys see someone walk by?

Are you feeling good to take my shit?

You bitch.

I don't fucking trust you.

I want you to smack the fucking living shit

out of this bitch.

Fucking serious?

Hey, You wanna get as high

as a giraffe's pussy?

Before the son of a bitch dies take our his adrenal glands.

The organs, they produce adrenaline.

You know, right above the kidneys, cut those fuckers out.

Time to get some drugs in our system.

Didn't see you, bro.

How are you?

Fuckin' chicks, beating up geeks,

lookin' to take the fucking bullet train

to buck town, though.

Heard you were slingin' some shit on the street.

Look what it did, man.

I woke up in this limousine.

I got like six or seven topless chicks in here.

It's the bomb dot com, if you know what I mean.

Yeah?

Well, how much you got for me, little ninja?

Droplet's a thousand dollars a pop,

but if you got a little extra cash,

we actually have a spare vein going for sale at the moment.

I'll show you.

okay, bro, it's the real deal.

It's the ride.

Its a ride, man.

It's still pulsing.

I'll take the vein and a couple droplets from my girls.

You're a fucking crazy bastard, man.

Cha-ching.

Five.

Go easy with that, Lizard King.

Never.

What's happening, kid?

Hi, oh, those are,

that's a lot of boobs.

You want a hit?

No, thanks though.

Get in.

Wait, why?

Something just came up.

Charlie needs you.

What's it regarding?

Emergency.

Get the fuck in, Bonnie.

You fart, Christian?

Bonnie.

'Sup Bonnie?

Hey.

A drop of the virgin blood opens the gate.

Who is it?

Bonnie.

And she's so good.

Where'd you get all this money?

Stole it in Iraq.

Welcome back.

I'd offer you a seat,

but we're not gonna be here much longer.

What do you mean?

The end is nigh.

Annuit coeptis.

Novus ordo seclorum.

See, it means new world order.

The eye at the pyramid's crest.

See this owl here?

What does it mean?

It's the illuminati.

The owl knows.

I think you're a little too high.

Never fucking question god.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby, we're coming for you.

We're coming for you.

♪ Is everybody in ♪

♪ I just found a new psychedelic ♪

♪ Strongest hallucinogenic known to fucking mankind ♪

♪ The only way to get in ♪

♪ Is through a human living donor ♪

♪ Come on, adrenal ♪

You're the only one.

Avenge me.

Avenge me, West.

Wait wait wait wait wait.

Hey, motherfucker.

Let him down.

Larry.

Larry.

Hey, this motherfucker over here

starting all kinds of bullshit, man.

Goddamn it.

What?

What the fuck is he doing?

His little punk ass broke in,

even bitch-slapped Bo over here.

This better be goddamn good.

You stupid motherfucker.

What makes you think you can shit all over my club?

I was actually trying to flush some murderers

out of your club.

That's why you were shitting all over my club,

'cause you were flushing murderers?

You were flushing murderers from my club?

Get the shotgun.

I want you to tie this smart-ass up,

drive him to the desert,

put a firing range on him,

and bury him in a hole.

Any last words?

Yeah, bury me with a flag.

This is all I got?

What, are you a veteran?

You're from the Colonel Kurtz battalion?

What kind of veteran are you?

Soon as Larry found out as I was about as crazy

as Colonel Kurtz, he had me do a couple things for him.

Took care of the trash for you.

Okay.

Provided you don't cause any more fucking trouble,

I think I'm gonna let you live.

If you're looking for a job, come back on Monday.

I may have something for you.

All right, cool, yeah, I appreciate that.

And on the way out, don't flush any,

leave the murderers alone.

No more flushing of the murderers.

All right, you got it.

It's all gonna be worth it in the end, guys.

Yeah.

Ya'll are gonna be seeing my name praised,

thanking the lord, while all those sorry son of a bitches

are underwater.

What would we do without you, boss?

You'd be underwater.

That's right.

That's right, baby.

I feel like we've been driving for a long time.

Please don't question what I'm doing,

'cause if you...

It's not questioning, I'm just saying.

Question what I'm doing, then I fucking lose where I'm at.

And where I'm at is, I gotta stay this way.

Do you understand?

I gotta stay at peace to find,

to find safety for us.

I'm sorry.

It's gotta be a good fucking place.

Is that it?

Fuck!

Keep driving, Charlie.

Keep driving.

Whoo!

Whoo.

This is it.

Can you all feel it?

This is it, right here.

I said can you fucking feel it, people?

Oh, we can feel it.

We can feel it.

I fucking love it.

Dig right here, right now.

Guys, we are gonna find paradise right here.

Do you understand?

This is paradise.

Under this ground, is a stream of water that is flowing

like you're fucking getting baptized

by the fucking devil.

Under you you're gonna find trees, fruits,

any kind of fruits you can think of.

It's like the Garden of Eden.

Do they have plums?

Plums, pears.

Grapes?

Fucking grapes, apples.

What do you want, Bonnie?

What kind of fruit do you want?

I just wanna go home.

You just wanna go home?

Yeah, come on, tell me.

Tell me.

What kind of fruit do you want?

I don't know.

A fucking orange.

Guys, you gotta fucking believe.

Is this the hole?

They have oranges.

Spill her blood at the foot of the pyramid.

The pyramid.

Charlie, who are you talking to?

Guys, this way.

Come on, over here.

Fuck it.

It's not there.

Come on, girls.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, baby.

Don't fail me now.

Where are you, my angel?

This was water once.

That last tidal wave that came and wiped them all away.

Or it rained.

Or it fucking rained.

Or it fucking rained.

Is that what you fucking say to me?

After what I did for you?

After what I did for you, you bitch?

You fuck.

Right here, this is it.

Oh, yeah.

I can't wait.

We've wanted this for a long time.

I'm thirsty.

Me too.

Do we have any water?

We're all out.

What do you got for us, man?

Tell us.

Charlie.

Tell us what you got, man.

Charlie, we're fucking thirsty.

I'm telling you now.

I know there is water under here,

a stream of fucking raging,

fucking deluge of water.

Okay, so dig.

I'm thirsty.

It's gonna be like nothing you ever tasted

when you taste it.

How much longer I gotta dig to get those plums?

Go over there and dig right now, both of you.

I think I just hit a plum.

Just dig.

You're seriously looking for a hole?

Yeah.

We're tired, man.

We're thirsty.

Dig.

She says dig.

Who's she?

What do I have to do?

That way.

This way.

I don't even have to look.

I can close my eyes and I'll fucking know which way to go.

Dude, we're thirsty, man.

Charlie, we're thirsty.

"Fucking thirsty.

I'm fucking thirsty."

Fuck you.

The pyramid, the pyramid.

I can't find the fucking foot.

I can't find the foot, I can't find the foot.

Charlie.

The pyramid.

This can't be the end!

It's all right, bro.

Charlie, come on.

Let's go get some water

and we can come back and we can dig some more.

Come on, please.

Yeah.

Yeah, I could use some h2o,

don't you know?

Thank god.

No, thank me, bitch.

Oh.

Ah, get off me.

Get off me.

I got it.

All right, ya'll, I'll get the water, okay?

Don't you fucking light that, you stupid cunt.

Ow.

Hello, I'm about to pump gasoline.

Gasoline, flammable.

Burn your pretty little face off.

Fuck!

Why do you let him talk to you like that?

I don't know.

Just,

I just do.

Wish you could see how beautiful you are.

You wouldn't have to listen to a bastard like Charlie.

You think I'm beautiful?

You are.

People have told me that I'm sexy before,

but

nobody's ever told me that I'm beautiful.

You should leave him.

I can't.

I could never leave Charlie.

He's all I know.

I belong to Charlie.

Really hot in here.

Maybe get the keys from Charlie.

We could turn the AC on?

Yeah, I can try and do that.

Charlie, are you okay?

What's wrong?

Baby, I don't know what's real anymore.

Am I real?

Is this fucking pump real?

All the things I did, I did for you.

You're real.

I did it for you.

You're the realest guy I know.

I promise you.

I'm real, you're real.

It's all real, baby.

It's okay.

I want you to stay with daddy.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Get back here, you fucking bitch.

I'll fucking kill you.

What the fuck?

Fuck.

She ruined everything.

She ruined everything.

That's juicy.

Yeah.

Whoo.

Hey, shut the fuck up, all right?

I'm sorry.

I didn't know that was you.

How we all doing?

That good, huh?

I'll bet.

You know what they say.

My boys can attest to this.

They say ancient warriors,

they used to eat the enemies

to gain their powers.

Eat their enemies.

You are enemies.

So, you follow me?

I'm looking for a volunteer,

a few good men.

Okay, have it your way.

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.

Catch a towel-head by his toe.

If he hollers,

we'll you're gonna holler.

And we ain't gonna be lettin' you go now, okay?

Get it?

Anybody got the nuts yet to stand up and get eaten?

No?

Okay, have it your way.

Eenie, meenie, miney...

Him, that motherfucker.

Moe, moe, moe, motherfucker.

Kill that son of a bitch.

I'm a goddamn American killer.

All right, I'm a warrior.

I'm over here to kill y'all.

Don't look so shook up.

Right?

Hey, this guy here, he knows the score.

He died.

Hey, how was it, motherfucker?

Was it worth it?

Ain't talking, I guess.

Who wants a drink?

Any of you towel-heads?

You can't have one.

Goddamn imperial army.

American imperialist.

Yeah.

Eat that motherfucker.

Hey, Marlowe.

It's Big Rich, you son of a bitch.

What are you doing over there?

I'm just drinking some of our lovely stuff.

You know what I mean?

Drinking some our lovely stuff?

I got a goddamn technology advanced band of reptilian

creatures breathing down my neck.

You're drinking some of our lovely stuff?

What are we gonna do when we run out of jihads

to harvest over here, huh.

There ain't gonna be no fucking zombie apocalypse,

you dumb motherfucker.

It's gone be a goddamn fucking

lizards coming out of the ground,

space invaders, space lizards come out of the ground.

Aint nobody gonna stop 'em,

not you, you fucking cowardly cock-sucking drunk.

Not me, not Putin, not insane Hussein,

not the ghost of JFK, nobody,

especially you, you motherfucker.

I'm in a war.

I'm in a war.

Shut up.

I hate hearing you go on and on.

What do you think is gonna happen

if the surf punks get caught by some pigs?

It's gonna come back on me, on me.

I'll take care of it.

They'll be dead.

We need a boob.

You understand me?

We need a boob?

You got one?

Yep, I think you may know him.

West Walker.

Let's go, West.

West Walker.

Yeah, let's put a golf ball on that towel-head's face,

okay?

Is that a fucking bar-b-que you got going on over there?

You are bullshitting me, Marlowe.

I gotta gang of Venice Beach psychopaths

stealing adrenal glands

and you ain't doing a goddamn thing about it?

Get off your fat fucking pension ass

and go out and solve my problem,

son of a bitch.

Fuck that cock-sucker.

Son of a bitch moved.

Motherfucker.

I gotta stick to what I know, killing.

How's it look back there, huh?

There, you gotta...

A little tough,

but I'll deal with it.

Want a bite.

Can't have none.

One day this war's gonna end

and then what am I gonna do?

I asked you a question.

Fuck off.

I'll be back there, okay?

Yes, sir.

At ease.

What a day.

Feeling great.

What a view this is.

Good morning, Jim.

So, how you feeling?

Scared.

I told you not to worry about Charlie.

Charlie's not gonna mess with you.

You got me now.

Look at that guy, pumpin' iron.

What do you mean?

He's looking right at me.

He's got a blue face, black eyes.

A blue face?

Are you still having flashbacks?

No.

I know.

The city of angels.

The city of devils.

You all look beautiful.

We're live here at this great beach.

What about that snake-man?

The number one beach in the world.

Yeah, he's weird, yeah.

May the gods bless you all

in the year of the snake.

Give him a tip?

Yeah, I'll give him a tip.

Tition is the word parasite.

I am here to save the world

and the government is sucking everyone's blood.

Fuck.

Why'd you hit me, man?

Damn.

You're gonna pay for, this is not fucking enough.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You can't do this.

I'm seeing things.

Let's just beat the shit out of somebody?

He dropped his snakes on me.

I need to get outta Venice for a while, I think.

How about Hollywood?

I was thinking somewhere far away from here.

Let's go, boys.

I got your chopper.

Ahh!

Beautiful sunny day.

Another beautiful sunny day in California.

Ain't that right, Marley?

Oh, shit.

Lou, stop humping your sister.

You're gonna get some retarded children going.

What are you, crazy?

What's that crazy boy doing in the road here?

Hey, Marley, looks like we got a hitchhiker.

Hey, man.

You all right there?

No.

What the hell happened to you?

I got stabbed.

What?

Hey, come on, get in.

Come on, Marley, give the man some space.

This is my girl, Marley.

Don't mind her.

Is that blood on your face?

Yeah.

We gotta take you to the hospital.

No, we gotta go to Venice Beach.

Man, you gotta get that taken a look at.

Take me to Venice Beach.

All right, man.

Whatever you say.

You in pain?

I have some green skunk that'll make you feel

like you're walking on sunshine.

You know what I mean?

I'm talkin' strawberry diesel, purple kush,

hurly burley.

Let me help you out.

That's some great great grass right here.

'Sup, boy?

Do a little dreamin'.

Go up and down the yellow brick road with me.

Get your dog off me, man.

Your dog's biting my wound.

Hey, hey, relax.

Relax.

Go west, my friend.

Go West.

I'm fucking dying, man.

I don't wanna, I'm just a fucking kid.

Hey, take my hand, man.

I'm right here, man.

We fucking lost him, man.

We're gonna kill 'em.

No, we're gonna fucking eat 'em.

Drop it, motherfucker.

Drop it, motherfucker, drop it.

Yeah!

Shit.

Fuck it.

End it, end it, come on.

You want a taste?

You want it?

I see revenge in your eyes.

This motherfucker is sicker than me.

He's got enough for all of us.

Somebody finish this motherfucker.

I don't wanna see this.

Hey, boy, hey.

Boy, you all right?

Thought we lost you for a second.

You okay?

Wake up.

Calm down.

Wake up.

You wanted Venice Beach, I give you Venice Beach.

Hey.

Hey, how about a thank you

and some fucking gas money?

I just saved your life.

All right, you'll be back.

Yeah, buddy.

A vision dims and I'm cutting out adrenal glands

with a Venice Beach gang.

Misirlou is adrenochrome.

Convicted snake, Charlie Manson.

I remember the war machines and ruined dreams.

We used to pump syringes in our asses full of that stuff,

turned us into killers.

I'm the chief of that shit.

Where is my money, Bonnie?

I don't know.

I never saw any money.

She's lying.

I will cut your tit completely off.

You understand me?

Where is my money.

I don't know where it is.

No, no, no, no, no.

You like your fingers, Bonnie?

I will cut your fucking finger off.

Where is the car parked?

It's with Jim Morrison on the street.

That a girl, good girl.

Give me my fucking keys.

I don't,

I don't have the keys.

I'm' sorry.

I don't have...

Go get the spare keys, go get the car, okay?

Hurry back, 'cause the tsunami's coming.

Take her, daddy.

Take her.

Go, Larry.

Come on, go Larry.

Come on, cowboy.

Oh, yeah.

Get it, baby.

Ooh, take it to Disneyland.

Wanna buy some guns.

Hey.

I think he wants to buy some guns.

Finally, you're speaking my language.

What can I do for you?

You got an M-27 IAR Mark 153?

That's a fucking rocket launcher.

What the fuck are you planning on doing

with a rocket launcher?

Blowing some people up.

I don't have any fucking rocket launchers.

This is all I got here.

What about the AK47?

So easy to use, you point it, you shoot...

Give me the M16.

Now, that's my favorite gun.

That's like my favorite gun.

I wasn't thinking really on selling it ever.

My mother,

my mother gave me that gun.

It has sentimental value.

Okay.

Okay, grenades, grenade launcher.

I don't have grenades or a grenade launcher.

What the fuck do you think I am here?

I don't have bazookas.

I don't have gatling guns.

I don't have torpedoes.

I don't have the catapult thing

where you hit people's castles.

I don't have any of that.

I got this.

This is all I got.

You got any magazines for that?

Yeah, I got some magazines.

How many you want?

As many as you got.

Here.

Get the fuck outta here.

Jesus, man.

I know who you are.

Oh, fuck.

I know what you're on

and I know where you get it from.

Where's Charlie?

That's fucking rude, man.

See, I would've just told ya.

Now, I want you to know.

See, I don't need a machine gun to kill you, motherfucker.

I'll cast a spell on you.

You're fucking with a heretic.

You wanna know where he is?

Hmm?

Hides in a cave where the eagles crashed,

where the dirt forks the road,

like the fucking broken wings on a bird of prey.

Birds of prey.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You want me to draw you a map?

Yeah.

Here.

Go up the motherfucking five and then you take the 14 east

and you look for the fucking signs,

got a V, Vazquez Rocks.

Take the fucking map with you.

Actually, you can google it.

Go get what's coming, Mr. Machine Gun,

Mr. All-hopped-up.

Why the fuck is everybody crying around here?

Let's do some fucking drugs.

Yeah.

♪ Ohh Misirlou ♪

The car's not where she said it was.

No no no no no.

Where is the fucking car, you bitch?

I left it there, I left it there, but somebody...

She's lying, kill her.

Let's cut her adrenal.

We gotta get her aroused,

makes the gland nice and juicy.

No, please, no, please.

Yeah.

Jesus Christ, we have a fire here, Charlie.

Let's get these legs open.

Beg some more, beg.

Please.

Get her juicy, get her juicy.

Ooh, yeah.

Go see who that is.

Go see who the fuck that is.

If someone hears and comes,

he'll be sorry.

Fuck.

He's getting close.

Shut up.

Get up.

Please help me.

You can't catch me.

Your bitch is gonna bleed, motherfucker.

You gonna save her, West?

Let her go, Charlie.

You put that big gun down, Buffalo Bill.

You try to hit me, you're gonna kill her.

You wanna bet on that.

We're all gonna die in the end anyway.

And my time is up.

You see, god's plan failed.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Let's make a deal, army boy.

You turn in your guns,

I'll give you this pretty little girl.

You tie your M16 to this.

One, two, three.

Next time its her throat.

All right, take it.

Looks like you fell for the ol' American deal.

You turn in your fucking gun.

Now you're fucked.

Please please please, don't shoot me, okay?

I'll do whatever you want.

I'll tell you where the gold is.

It's over there.

See, I told you it was there.

♪ Shadows projecting ♪

♪ Shapes that look ragged and torn ♪

♪ Lost in this desert ♪

Hold on.

I want some.

You deserve it.

♪ In search of you ♪

♪ Come and take me away, Misirlou ♪

♪ Goddess of those who perish in these lonely sands ♪

♪ Taken by her to serve and obey her command ♪

♪ Her kiss of death is sweet ♪

♪ And now I withdraw ♪

♪ Revealing sacred realms of are own awe ♪

♪ I am the desert ♪

♪ Now we are one, me and you ♪

♪ Entwined together ♪

♪ My only love, Misirlou ♪

Oh, yeah.

Whoo.

♪ I want to ride with you on the night of the moon ♪

Don't go anywhere.

Don't go.

I'll be back in a minute.

I gotta go kill somebody.

♪ I'm the spaceman, thank you ♪

♪ Please, may I, and will you please ♪

♪ In the spaceman forever ♪

♪ When you never land ♪

♪ I will never let you land on me ♪

♪ Claims claim's been claimed ♪

♪ And the lines have been drawn ♪

♪ The night song whispers around ♪

♪ Run on till dawn ♪

♪ Take some flying ♪

♪ If you want to keep on dying ♪

Oh, motherfucker.

You really gotta stay grateful, West.

You know, the sun is shining,

birds are chirping.

You can smell the flowers just blooming in the air.

Smell that, West?

It's gonna be a beautiful day.

Care to take your medicine?

You know what tomorrow is?

The fourth of July.

It's your favorite holiday.

It's summer, it's warm and sunny.

You get to see fireworks.

Well, you won't.

That's okay.

You'll see 'em in your mind.

Yeah, they go crazy.

Say, I love you Charlie.

I love you, Charlie.

Say it again.

I love you, Charlie.

Say it a-fucking-gain.

I love you, Charlie.

Say it one more fucking time.

Ha ha, they're in love with me.

Whoo.

I don't have grenade launchers,

I don't have grenades.

I don't have torpedoes.

I don't have gatling guns.

I don't have the catapults that hit people's castles.

I don't have any of that.

Politician.

Poli means people.

Tician is the word parasite.

So, that's what a politician is,

a parasite that sucks the people's blood.

If we can spend billions on war,

we can give the money to the people.

Power to the people.

And the government is sucking everyone's blood.

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