Original subtitles

Now stop everything you're doing

and look at me.

To steal...

is not to take something away or break something.

It is a special case. An elegant vice.

It's an amalgam of secrets felonies

mischief and terror.

Just like with Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights

a life dedicated to stealing brings about the ultimate sensuality.

It's a prison of sexiness from which she cannot escape.

Its psychological foundation is...

unknown.

Who is the slave?

Who is the master?

Is God watching her?

Has God abandoned her?

The act of stealing lets her forget everything

and keeps her memories at a safe distance.

Don't speak run.

Don't run but hide.

If you find me punish me.

If you punish me kill me.

Save me.

But you have nothing left for me to steal silly boy.

You've long since been empty just like me.

So if you want to look at me

then stop everything you're doing.

Stop everything but your beating heart and look at me.

Tranc Georb. {name horribly wrong}{Trunk Georg? Geolf? idk}

King of Astria.

The fastest way to get your name out there.

A royal assassination huh?

Don't worry.

It's a tiny nation that depends on its state-operated casinos.

Even though you're just a novice assassin

it'll be more than enough to get your name out into the underground.

Is the client on your side?

Don't bother investigating.

At the very least I can assure you it won't become an international incident

Mr. Ishikawa.

Truly

the greatest treasures in the world have been gathered here.

Ice-ice-ice cream! Yes yes yes!

Bull-bull-bulldog! Go go go get!

Puddi-pudding parfait! Yeah yeah yeah!

Everyone get together! We have so many friends!

Yay yay yay yay!

Oh I found a samurai!

Marco!

How cool.

Papa likes this print.

Yeah samurai!

Samu-samu-samu-samurai!

Samurai friend!

That's not the song Mama made up.

I made it up just now.

Samu-samu-samurai friend! Yeah yeah yeah boom!

Teacher!

Now now children.

Don't get in the way of your grandfather's work.

Ms. Maria!

We're going home tomorrow.

Let's go back to the hotel and rest up.

Okay Teacher!

All right let's sing "Fri-fri-friend" all the way there!

Okay!

One two.

Ha-ha-happy! Yes yes yes!

Ice-ice-ice cream! Yes yes yes!

Bull-bull-bulldog! Go go go get!

Samu-samu-samurai friend! Yeah yeah yeah boom!

Marco!

The train is departing!

You must be tired Your Majesty.

Diplomacy is not an easy task.

But I'm glad to have spent the weekend with my grandchildren...

and that female tutor too.

Maria?

She's just filling in until autumn

but she's doing well.

Yes.

If my daughter had her resourcefulness...

Your Majesty that matter is already...

She married into the Schmeit family.

It's impossible. My father won't listen.

The crown prince died in a car accident some time ago.

Yes.

Since then all my father has done is mourn him.

You are the future princess.

And I will be...

No that's incorrect.

The son my brother left behind Marco is the successor.

He's still just a child. He can't possibly govern this country.

This time it will be our turn.

My father is the one who will decide that.

You said you didn't want to babysit those three.

Hey Grace look at them!

They're pretty!

Prima donnas!

Just like Mama...

Grace!

Mama's not here anymore.

B-But Louise...

Come on.

You promised not to cry.

Ice-ice-ice cream! Yes yes yes!

Sis I brought you some ice cream!

Marco watch out!

Hey what are you doing?

Sa-sa-samurai friend.

Sweet!

What's wrong children?

That boy Marco really likes samurai.

He even liked the woodblock prints in the Louvre.

Sweet.

I'm sorry.

Let me ask you something.

Who is this "samurai friend" he sang of?

It's a song they like.

A "samurai friend" is...

a companion you could say.

A "friend" is a companion?

So you must be their mother.

Oh no. I'm just their tutor.

Their parents died three years ago in an accident.

I'm Maria. Nice to meet you.

What's your name?

My name is...

I brought you some tea samurai friend!

Your name is Marco right?

If you're a man don't cry over something like ice cream.

Got it?

It's a man's promise.

Right. A man's promise!

Why didn't we realize...

...there was a samurai here all this time?

So who are you?

How cool!

It's a bunny!

It's the rabbit on the full moon.

A Japanese custom.

My name is Ishikawa Goemon.

I'm a traveling performer.

That's wonderful.

Mr. Ishikawa.

Hey hey!

Marco!

What's that?

What's that?

Schmeit as the successor?

Marco is the successor.

Your Majesty you mustn't look at that. {Sir? Majesty? "Your Majesty" works.}

I will protect the country until Marco comes of age.

He mustn't look at it?

I certainly cut something worthless.

I was captured by a woman's charm.

I will now cut you down.

Grandpa!

What is it?

Are you done looking around?

I will at least show him the courtesy of waiting until he is alone. {no fuckin clue せめて人知れず命を絶つのが儀 to }{yes?}{alright maybe "show him the least courtesy" or sth.}

That won't stop me! {this lowly wall of rock can't stop me bitch}{and also pun with the ice cream earlier. :P}{janice: i dunno how to make this into a pun so left as is for now}

What was that?

Oh Mr. Samurai?

Hey...

In Japan are there still samurai like you—

Nay.

Samurai no longer have any place in Japan.

Is that why you're traveling?

Perhaps.

But I...

Everyone's the same.

No one has a place in this world.

Me neither.

But you have those children.

You have friends.

Right a "friend".

But I'm just a simple substitute tutor.

Well good night.

Mr. Samurai Friend.

She's lovely.

He's not just a street performer.

Train departing!

Goodbye King Tranc...

and Mr. Ishikawa.

{eyecatch}

What the...?

St-Stop!

E-Emergency message!

The train is out of control!

It's not working. We can't get through.

Your Majesty.

The train's going to derail if nothing is done.

Grandpa!

What's happening?

I'm sorry children.

It's sabotage. {lethal covert action}

Someone attacked the driver.

You should already know who it is.

Mr. Samurai!

What do you mean?

What would a performer like you know?

Return to your seat!

He's good!

Drop your sword.

I don't care. Shoot!

Stop it!

Samurai friend!

There is nothing that my sword Zantetsuken cannot cut.

C-Cool...

Who are you?

My name is Ishikawa Goemon.

I came to take your life.

So you pretended to be a street performer?

Are you the saboteur?

Nay.

I did not desire this state of affairs.

I will listen to what you have to say.

Your Majesty!

Ms. Maria evacuate with the children and passengers.

Go to the last compartment.

Yes sir.

Come let's go.

This is all due to my lack of skill.

Ishikawa—

I'm sorry.

Are you all right?

Teacher Marco said he's going to save Papa's art!

Okay. You two go ahead!

So it's an assassination after all.

It's because they did not trust my abilities.

No it must have been a part of his plan from the start.

That's the kind of man he is.

Since they were after my life as well

I am under no obligation to kill you.

Let me take responsibility for this situation.

Ms. Maria.

What's the matter?

Marco's in the freight car!

Papa's samurai...

Marco!

Ms. Maria!

We only have one chance.

In order for us to slow our acceleration we must discard the freight train. It's too heavy.

But the national treasures are in that car!

What's more important them or the children's lives?

It doesn't matter anymore.

Let's go Marco.

Teacher you're so cool.

Grandpa!

Marco!

Come on. Let's hurry!

Ms. Maria!

Don't worry.

Our samurai friend will save us.

I won't cry! I promised!

Well said Marco.

Ms. Maria hurry!

Right.

I'll strap in the children.

Give me your belts.

It won't reach!

Ms. Maria.

Use my belt.

Now the brakes!

I cut something worthless again.

Oh jeez. There goes all the world's treasures.

Ice-ice-ice cream! Yes yes yes!

Bull-bull-bulldog! Go go go get!

Samu-samu-samu-samurai friend!

Everyone come together!

We have so many friends!

Fri-fri-friend!

You saved us.

I thank you.

No need for thanks.

I live in the shadow of solitude. Farewell.

Wait.

Say a few words to Marco and the others.

Some day we shall be friends.

I'm sorry.

Grace Louise Marco!

Grandpa!

Come on let's go back to the palace!

Father! I'm glad everyone is okay.

Hm? What's that?

Mr. Ishikawa.

What's the meaning of this?

The Baron knows.

I'm sorry. I failed.

I ask that you accompany me Baron Schmeit.

Good night children.

Samurai friend.

Marco become a great king.

How long have you been there?

Are you the same as me?

I suppose so Mr. Samurai Friend.

So you're an assassin after all.

Or a thief.

The treasures were all destroyed in the fire.

It feels like this was a waste of time.

But the children were saved

thanks to you.

You give me too much credit.

It's not in my character.

What are you?

Give me your name.

What am I? Just a woman.

Beautiful...

Right?

This belt has been passed down in the royal family for generations.

It's the "The King's Prayer" said to have been secretly sent by Auguste Rodin to his lover Camille Claudel.

So that's what you were after from the start?

Yes.

It was all an act.

Well? Are you shocked?

But that goes for the both of us.

This is part of the job.

Nay rather I understand now.

Well you said that you don't have a place either.

What's more you don't have any real "friends."

But I could be a real...

"But I could be a real" what?

Mine Fujiko.

Let's meet again.

Mr. Wonderful Samurai Friend.

Did I just get a real girlfriend?

Bye bye Goemon!

Mine Fujiko.

Who's there?!

Shoot him!

Once more I cut something worthless.

A Woman named Mine Fujiko

Grave of

Grave of

Grave of

Ishikawa Goemon

Grave of

Ishikawa Goemon

Grave of

Ishikawa Goemon

Grave of

Ishikawa Goemon

A Lady and a Samurai

Family Succession Struggle Has Baron Schmeit been chosen?

Family Succession Struggle Has Baron Schmeit been chosen?

Family Succession Struggle Has Baron Schmeit been chosen?

Family Succession Struggle Has Baron Schmeit been chosen?

Family Succession Struggle Has Baron Schmeit been chosen?

Family Succession Struggle Has Baron Schmeit been chosen?

Family Succession Struggle Has Baron Schmeit been chosen?

A Woman named Mine Fujiko

A Woman named Mine Fujiko

atashi ga tomedo doko demo ni oshiteta ka nante

shiraseta tokoro de kimi no kimochi sukuenai desho

motto jiyuu ni naru hazu datta kimi ga

atashi no shinja ni ugokitorenai nara

suki da iya da iwareru hodo tsukihanaseta

suki da iya da iwareru hodo tsukihanaseta

tsukihanasete shimaeru hodo kirei demo nai

tsukihanasete shimaeru hodo kirei demo nai

After I taught you the hard way that you could find no peace anywhere

all your feelings belonged to me

You were supposed to live more independently than that

but no more than an abject cultist of mine

and so I brushed away whatever you had to say

and so I brushed away whatever you had to say

It wasn't my beauty that let me do it

It wasn't my beauty that let me do it