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Now, stop everything you're doing,

allow your heart to race,

and look at me.

To steal...

is not to take something away or break something.

It is a special case. An elegant vice.

It's an amalgam of secrets, felonies,

mischief and terror.

Just like with Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights,

a life dedicated to stealing brings about the ultimate sensuality.

It's a prison of sexiness from which she cannot escape.

Its psychological foundation is...

unknown.

Who is the slave?

Who is the master?

Is God watching her?

Has God abandoned her?

The act of stealing lets her forget everything

and keeps her memories at a safe distance.

Don't speak, run.

Don't run, but hide.

If you find me, punish me.

If you punish me, kill me.

Save me.

But you have nothing left for me to steal, silly boy.

You've long since been empty, just like me.

So if you want to look at me,

then stop everything you're doing.

Stop everything but your beating heart and look at me.

Woman named Mine Fujiko

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of lo ve

Mine Fujiko, torn off tail feathers of love

Your fragrant scent pulls

Your fragrant scent pulls

Your fragrant scent pulls

Your fragrant scent pulls

Your fragrant scent pulls

Your fragrant scent pulls

Your fragrant scent pulls

Your fragrant scent pulls

Your fragrant scent pulls

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

together the unappendable two

and carves a rave story

and carves a rave story

and carves a rave story

and carves a rave story

and carves a rave story

and carves a rave story

and carves a rave story

and carves a rave story

But one must not forget

But one must not forget

But one must not forget

But one must not forget

But one must not forget

But one must not forget

But one must not forget

But one must not forget

But one must not forget

But one must not forget

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

The cloudiness you look up at is one of my palettes.

L.Y.A. WRITES DOWN

L.Y.A. WRITES DOWN

L.Y.A.record

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Tremble in dizziness!

Crush and destroy the insects dwelling within your body!

Deny a false peace...

That's a fine woman.

It'd be such a waste to let this cult have her.

There's no fixed origin of the wavering light!

Eyes...

Glimmer, shimmer.

Let the tremors of love become even further distorted.

Let the vibrato of the song of marriage bring forth blessings!

Now then, the wedding ceremony goes like this:

First, the bride and groom kiss to symbolize their vows.

Smooch.

How intense! I'm jealous.

After kissing, they head to the top floor.

Mr. Dizziness will insert his pendant into the door.

But wait a minute.

Allow me to add some entertainment to this ceremony.

What's going on?

Fluffy! Pretty!

Hey, what are you doing sprawled on the floor?

Are you perhaps...

an extraordinarily fine woman?!

Huh?

What a strong tremor.

The poison didn't work?

Huh?

Glimmer, shimmer!

Dizzy, dizzy.

A Master Thief vs. A Female Phantom Thief

Sinful woman,

I've found the answer to your rejection of the Trembling Marriage!

Her immobile roots are dyed in sin.

We must separate her from the source of that sin.

She will be executed tomorrow!

At daybreak!

I'm still dizzy.

Who would've guessed that the founder's bride was a thief?

I must say, I was very surprised.

I was surprised too,

Lupin III.

Oh, you know that name?

I may not look like one, but I'm a thief too.

You're the grandson of Lupin I,

also known as the Great Thief.

Lupin III

I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

Lupin III

I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

Lupin III

I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

You send out such frank calling cards,

Lupin III

I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

Lupin III

I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

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I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

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I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

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I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

I'll be taking the Empire State Building tonight.

yet never fail to get what you're after.

I can't believe I found such a superstar of the underworld

in a place as remote as this.

Hey, Lupin...

I—

Mine Fujiko.

Using your seductive charm, you greedily steal whatever you want.

A female thief who recently gained notoriety.

I'm honored to meet you.

You're well-informed.

I love to study.

The Fraulein Hoyle Cult.

The followers bathe in the ashes that emanate from the founder's body

and willingly give themselves over to the pleasure that surges through their brains.

It's a form of mass hypnotism.

Fraulein Hoyle Tower.

The believers who live in this community

donate everything they own to indulge in the pleasure of the drug.

It wasn't easy to infiltrate this place.

The secret formula of the dizziness drug

is only unveiled for special events,

and the founder's pendant is the key.

The drug's secret formula is the ash itself.

So you were going to kidnap the leader?

There's a trick to it of course.

The drug's powerful effects allow him to control so many followers.

What do you think it would be worth on the street?

I was going to take advantage of the wedding ceremony to steal it.

Or so I thought, but then you showed up.

That goes for both of us.

Well, stealing is more fun when you have a rival.

What about you? Can you do anything other than seduce people?

Something that can compete on my level?

Perhaps.

That may be all I have.

Oh my, how daring!

If I gave my body to my rival,

perhaps we could agree to split the profits?

That's not too bad, but it wouldn't be very fun.

How about if I team up with him,

or pretend to, so that I can get ahead of him?

What are you doing?

Help me!

He tried to...

Huh?

Wait a minute here.

You're the one who started stripping!

Take him away!

Hey!

This isn't fair!

Give me a break!

Ow, ow, ow!

Thank you. You saved me.

Well, uh...

I understand.

Even if you save me now, my life will vanish tomorrow.

No, I didn't mean...!

I'm going to disappear anyway.

The time has come!

These insects are frozen into immobility by sin! Exterminate them!

First, the male insect!

Followed by the female insect!

Oh, pitiful woman.

I will give your corpse one last kiss.

Glimmer, shimmer!

Stealing is more fun when you have a rival.

Isn't that right, Lupin?

No hard feelings, okay?

I... was tricked by a terrifying woman...

and died!

But tricking someone is more fun than being tricked.

There we go!

What's going on?

Look at this!

What? It's a dummy!

Th-They're up there!

So you kill people too?

I only do it when it's necessary!

I see.

Necessary, huh?

I've got it.

Let's have a contest.

A contest?

Let's see which one of us can get the secret formula first!

Hey, there he is!

Don't disappoint me,

Mine Fujiko!

Woman named Mine Fujiko

Woman named Mine Fujiko

Mine Fujiko!

And that man!

They're making fun of me.

No matter what they try, they'll never steal my secret formula.

Breasts glimmer, legs shimmer.

Thighs tingle!

Glisten, glitter.

Tremble, quiver.

Shake, shiver!

Wh-What?

I knew it.

I realized it after kissing you.

The drug doesn't work on you.

You...!

It's okay. That was just a sleeping drug.

Different from the Frauline Hoyle "dizziness" ash that you use.

You mix Fraulein Hoyle in with sodium acetate.

It's highly soluble.

You paint a thick layer of the resulting solution all over your body.

If you brush it off, it immediately crystallizes.

Oh, it melted off.

The drawback is that it can't withstand heat.

You drug up your followers,

all while claiming to be a priest with divine powers.

What an awful cult leader.

Now, open the path to the sanctuary.

Don't forget your pendant, either.

Lupin,

how are you going to do it?

Mine Fujiko, huh?

What a crazy woman.

She recklessly went alone into such a dangerous place just for some narcotics,

and she's capable of killing without hesitation.

She's a masochist who doesn't care how low she has to go.

Not bad at all.

Oh, my!

A narcotics production facility.

The secret formula lies further in.

However...

I can't hand it over to an immobile worm like you!

Burn this motionless insect to death!

Don't hesitate!

Kill Mine Fujiko!

If all you do is howl...

Open Sesame!

Wha—?

Hurry and open it!

I can't!

The switch isn't working!

That's...

Could that be...?

Yeah, that's 100 percent pure Fraulein Hoyle crystal.

This cult must be pretty happy that they get the source of the drug all to themselves.

How did you get here?

What are you gonna do now?

Settle our contest?

I expected as much from you, Lupin.

I'm disappointed, Mine Fujiko.

Acting desperate isn't something a fine woman should do.

You're right.

But I'm not a fine woman.

You said as much, didn't you?

I'm...

an extraordinarily fine woman!

I win, Lupin!

It won't matter how much you run.

What an interesting woman.

More than I ever imagined.

Come on, let's settle this!

Hey, where are you touching?!

Founder, the police...

The police?!

Inspector Zenigata.

Do you really think Lupin III is here?

Yeah.

I'm going to take the Fraeulein Hoyle drug secretly made on the solitary island of a religious cult. Lupin III

I found out that the drug is being smuggled in from this island.

Then why haven't we investigated this place before?

The bigger the bait to lure Lupin in, the better.

When that bug gets lured in by the food,

we'll arrest him along with everyone else on the feeding ground.

Understand, Oscar?

Yes, sir!

You sent a calling card?

Why would you shoot yourself in the foot like that?

I'm tired of just plain stealing.

Tired?

There are buoyancy tanks under here.

Buoyancy tanks?

Yeah. This is an isolated island community.

They turned an ocean platform into a makeshift island

and built a shrine on it.

It's designed so that the drugs synthesized here

can be taken out through a secret entrance to the ocean.

I can't have you forgetting the other function of this sea platform!

It creates an alibi by erasing all of our sins!

Let it all sink to the bottom of the sea!

This lovely dizziness will set your heart on fire.

Wait, Lupin!

Serves you right, thieves!

Hey, good work.

Huh?!

Lupin?

What?

I win, Mine Fujiko!

I'm not such an easy woman.

Whoa, whoa!

Take this!

Too bad!

That's my line!

Oh, no! It'll melt!

Too bad.

Well, whatever.

Hey, come on!

It'll put you in a real good mood!

Arrest them all!

Inspector Zenigata!

We can't proceed any further!

Lupin...

Really...

If only he hadn't appeared...

"I will steal Mine Fujiko."

I'm going to steal Mine Fujigo.

Lupin III

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Lupin III

Back then...

Lupin III.

Mine Fujiko.

This extraordinarily fine woman is the cure to my boredom.

The next time we meet, I'll...

atashi ga tomedo doko demo ni oshiteta ka nante

After I taught you the hard way that you could find no peace anywhere

shiraseta tokoro de kimi no kimochi sukuenai desho

all your feelings belonged to me

motto jiyuu ni naru hazu datta kimi ga

You were supposed to live more independently than that

atashi no shinja ni ugokitorenai nara

but no more than an abject cultist of mine

suki da iya da iwareru hodo tsukihanaseta

and so I brushed away whatever you had to say

tsukihanasete shimaeru hodo kirei

I'm just that beautiful