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Sir, what's the time now?

Two o'clock.

Twenty-four minutes.

Thirty six seconds.

Clear.

Failed.

Sorry.

Very hot.

Sorry sir, i'll look into this matter.

Tell me what to do?

I've to go back to HK today to appear in a live show.

Tell me what to do?

Who?

Lose weight, it is bad of fat.

Good morning, Mr. Lau.

Good morning, here is your ticket.

- Everything OK? - Certainly.

I've the cameras set in the room.

You can view it in the monitor of your room.

You turn on the TV, you'll see 4 different angle.

Good, which room?

Rm. 1720, yours is Rm. 1111.

Smart boy.

They'll arrive tomorrow

who's staying in Rm. 1720 today?

A couple.

We'll have live show.

But they're gay

they are both men.

How am I going to make it through the night?

No any show.

There's a lounge opposite to the Hotel.

The cashier girl is very attractive.

How many nights you have booked?

Only 1 night.

Only 1 night, what about tomorrow?

If you don't show up

we'll save one night?

Alright. When did I last increase your salary?

3 years ago, sir.

In that case, I think you're quite gutless.

Pay more attention or.

I'll deduct money from your salary?

Yes, sir.

Your room or my room?

Your room.

- Two hundred - Four hundred.

- Three hundred - It is deal.

A deal.

More...

no more, what a tough job.

It's not easy money.

Billy.

Where are you going?

Darling, stay with me tonight.

Ridiculous.

Miss, what's the matter?

Sorry sir, you want to change the towel.

You want to make the bed for you?

Sure, you can even go to bed with me.

Excuse me.

Make yourself at home, I'm easy-going.

Sorry... to bother you.

Dumb jerk, get out.

I'll come out if you promise me not to.

Alright, come out.

You'll keep your word.

You've sex in my room.

She's not prostitute, they are lovers.

- They? - Dick, come out.

Right, we're lovers.

You're lovers

what are you doing in the closet?

To watch them.

You rented the room to them.

And you hide in the closet, I don't get it.

I paid them.

What are you up to, tell me.

- Don't get mad - I'm mad.

OK, I won't get mad, speak up...

it's all come out everybody... i'll refund the money.

- No more money - Let's go...

you're sitting on the camera.

Turn it off.

If you come back half an hour later.

I would have shot a blue movie for sale.

Get out of my sight.

Fatty likes Rebecca.

Nonsense, he won't.

It's true.

Not possible.

You know which Fatty?

Of course, he's as big as Bill.

We'll go to swim in Hawaii.

You're always to tell a lie.

Not him.

Impossible, maybe I'm drunk.

I'm not drunk but bad memory.

About 4 feet.

One more.

It's right, Annie likes Ben.

They drank until 5:00 a.m.

Look at him.

Annie likes Ben.

They drank until 5:00 a.m.

Look at him.

Drink it, serve you night.

Lucky, my ambition is to be a bell-boy.

Not a singer.

Or else our mother will be..

Sir, we have everything in this room.

There's a door, carpet, a bed, TV set and lamps.

Please come in.

Thanks.

Darling.

They have set cameras in this room.

Where? I bet my husband set this up.

- Keep calm - Let's go...

no way.

We're already in the shot.

Let's pretend.

Pretend?

Pray God it's not a blue movie.

Don't touch me.

Sorry, don't touch.

Get away.

I want to ask you long time ago.

Why did you forsake me?

Why?

Forsake you? I've waited for you for many years.

There's no news about you, where have you been?

Poor acting.

I lost my memory after the car accident.

Boring soap opera.

To lose one's memory is so painful.

It means you forget all about the past

forget all about the past means losing one's memory.

Losing one's memory means to

forget all about the past.

Right, give me the remote control, come on.

Happiness?

Every channel's the same

soap opera.

Come over here.

Anything I can do for you, sir.

- Say it in Cantonese - What's the matter?

There's only one TV station in Singapore?

Yes, but we have 4 channels.

Not really.

Look, there's only one channel.

Oh, my God, I forget the past.

What's that?

Right, what is this?

- My God - Say in Cantonese.

- Oh, my God - In English.

It's not a TV programme.

It's our hotel room.

Great.

Get out of here.

I've to look into this matter.

None of your business...

i've to report to the duty manager or...

you no say, I no say, nobody no say.

Tell me.

Is he treating you well.

Although he is old enough to be my father.

But he treats me...

it's too much.

He treasures me very well.

I didn't disgrace him.

So he's a good guy.

But... what about our promises

before?

Please don't, watch out.

Doesn't matter, you're in the way.

You put on so much weight...

there's a camera under the table.

Right.

He loves me all the same.

He's really a good guy.

Switch to another channel.

Clever girl.

They don't get us in the shot.

Kiss you.

There's another camera at the back.

Why did you want to meet me in Singapore?

I just want to see you because I miss you.

And tell you that we cannot be

husband and wife.

Go to hell.

Don't curse, we're big shots.

I'm in deep agony.

Same here.

Look, they're embracing each other

there's only you and me in this room.

Not really, I miss my husband.

Forget him for the time being.

Darn it, get going...

Helen, let me hold you tightly.

- Say yes... - Alright.

- Great - Just hold me.

Don't try to seduce me, i'll be aroused...

hurry up.

Even stars are human, it's too much.

I found a corner where no camera can cover.

- It's at the back of the sofa - That's it.

Where are they? Louder.

- The floor is very slippery - Really very slippery.

He's really something.

He got it finally.

What did he find?

A corner where no camera can cover.

Did you hear some sound.

There are only pretending.

That's enough, they'll know.

Let's part if you're so unhappy.

Clever decision.

My God, let me carry you.

So boring.

Did you see the Do not disturb sign?

Let him in, the climax's over.

Romeo & Juliette is on the air.

Romeo & Juliette? Who's Juliette?

Stop, it...

i've to report to the manager to rescue them.

Where's the room?

- I know - You know?

I can't deny it at this time.

The previous guest

gave me $400.

To set the camera in that room.

- You are so immoral - What a shame.

Darn idiot.

- Please - Alright, nothing has happened.

Let's forget the past

and save them.

Dumb jerks, they're only pretending.

Don't listen to him.

We'll go to Rm. 1721.

And climb to Rm. 1720.

To see what's going on? Be alert.

Hurry up, get going.

You should be ashamed.

Behave ourselves.

We shouldn't peep at others.

We're stars, we have class.

We shouldn't downgrade ourselves.

Let's see from here, stupid fools.

Idiot.

You almost killed me.

Someone is outside.

Doesn't matter, let's carry on.

Watch out, the dumb jerk'll see us.

Mad nutcase, they are facing the camera.

How can they see us?

Helen, to die is not a solution.

It's god's will that we'll part.

Ok, we'll meet again in our next life.

Treat your husband well.

- And you? - Don't worry.

I'm going to be a monk.

Oh Steve.

We're wrong to be so intimate.

As from now.

We're just friends.

I got it.

Let's leave this place.

And bury our memories in our dreams.

- Sir - What are you doing?

You must have been playing cards together.

- No - No, sir.

We have enough time.

To check around.

Right... you think I am an idiot.

Which room's not occupied?

- Why sir? - Answer me.

None, sir.

Yes, sir, RM. 1720 is empty.

But the guest hasn't checked out yet.

We just want to inform the Reception.

Right.

Never mind.

Why sir?

Keep quiet, let's go.

Darling, come on.

What's the matter?

Idiot, go to get the monitor.

Fantastic.

Let me in...

- What are you doing here? - Keep quiet.

Sir.

What's happening?

Peeping.

What's going on?

Start working.

Whoever is involved will be fried.

Get away...

mad nutcase, don't follow suit.

But the manager is scolding us

you're not working here.

Right, you go to hell.

A VIP will check in our hotel tomorrow.

His name is not identified.

No one has ever saw him.

But one thing I'm sure is he represents.

Our major shareholder.

The Japanese Consortium.

To investigate our different department.

He's a weird guy.

He practices Ninja.

Psychodynamics, psychics...

some people even say he has a magic touch.

What he's up to this time, that I don't know.

Whatever he does.

We should try to tolerate him.

And to satisfy his feeling of success get it?

Yes, sir.

We are full.

How much?

$200 please.

You must be kidding, $200 from the airport.

$20 is maximum.

You should find out before you get into the car.

Pressurize me?

OK, let me practice my magic.

Look at me, you are under my control.

You won't accept my money...

you'll be delighted to take me to the hotel.

I'm glad to take you to the hotel.

Free of charge.

Besides, you'll never cheat others.

I'll never cheat others.

You cheat me.

He's here so soon.

It's him.

Listen to me.

- Morning, honey - Morning.

I can tolerate the fact that you're married.

But I can't tolerate you to fool around.

Who do you think I am?

That's not the case.

Sir, here comes the Managing Director.

Over there.

He's got a book about Ninja with him.

Maybe he wants to practice Ninja this time.

Don't mind him, start working.

Whatever he's up to, pretend that it's for real.

Cheer up.

I'm going to see you again.

I'll increase your salary as from next month.

- Morning - Morning.

Sir, you wan to check in?

Yes, i've booked a room.

- Under what name? - Donald.

Don't know? How can we check your reservation?

D-O-N-A-L-D, Donald Ng.

You're very humorous.

Try to flirt me, let me show you my power.

Malee malee...

- Come over here - Yes sir.

Look at me, don't laugh.

Yes sir.

You're under my control, right?

Yes sir.

Speak to me frankly, understand?

Yes sir.

You stared at me just then.

You like me?

Yes sir.

You are flirting, right?

Yes sir.

In that case.

You should know where the big boss is?

Yes sir, there's a VIP staying in Rm. 3313.

Alright, since you are so obedient.

Let me give you a big kiss.

You don't believe I've been so kind to you.

Yes sir.

Go ahead, kiss me.

Yes sir.

Shut up, look at me.

You're under my control.

I'm under your control.

Don't stand in the way, I'm going to kiss her.

Kiss her?

It's good for health, please go ahead.

I'm quitting.

It's not a big deal.

Do as he told you, i'll increase your salary.

She has no objection, please go ahead.

Right, I know how to handle.

Sir, what are you doing?

- Look at me - What's going on?

You're under my control.

Yes, I'm under your control.

I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.

You're the big boss, I'm your bodyguard.

That's enough.

Yes, sir.

I just told her to kiss me, and you look so nervous.

Is she your girlfriend?

She's the Manager's girlfriend.

I beg your pardon?

What did you say? Did you say...?

He's a bad guy, he's even worse that a dog.

He takes advantage of his position to fool around.

And snatched my girlfriend.

You told me apart from our wife, I'm the only one.

I'm... he's making an excuse, he...

wrong, it's God's will.

You'll get AIDS.

Go to hell.

You...

for the good or everyone, let's carry on.

You're so frank and honest this time.

Since I know you.

If I'm so honest, will you increase my salary?

Yes.

What about the money I lend to you?

I'll pay you back.

I need your endorsement.

Thank you sir, good morning.

Sir, wait a minute.

Don't hit me at my back.

Many people will be killed, understand?

Here's the key, sir.

Hang on.

Let me do it.

Darn it.

Let me do it, only two of us.

We won't make mistake, right?

Something is wrong with it, i'll look into it.

Shut up.

Computer key, rubbish.

You're under my control.

Open it...

- Open it - What?

Open that.

It has been 3 hours.

I don't know where he's gone.

Hold it, he's coming out.

He dressed up like this.

Don't know what he's up to.

Tough guy, he's playing tricks change his look.

- Keep an eye on him - Yes, sir.

Where's he? Darn it.

- Welcome - Who are you?

My master is not in.

I'm the head of computer, show your ID.

Sorry, I'm in the wrong room.

Wrong information, show your ID.

I'm here to fix the water pump.

Wrong information, show your real ID.

I'm here to steal.

Thanks, please take 5 steps ahead.

Turn left.

There's USD2000 inside the drawer of the desk.

The left, dumb jerk, can't you tell the direction?

Are you satisfied?

Satisfied?

I have 6 in-laws and 1 0 ungrateful sons.

3 wives and 6 mistresses.

You think I'm satisfied?

You mean your sex life?

Not really, I mean everyday life.

In front of you is a sofa.

Pick up the 2nd cushion.

There's a gold watch under it.

What else?

Are you satisfied?

Certainly not, put in more effort.

Please go to the 2nd floor.

The second floor? Any good stuff?

- Where? - On the top of the TV set.

A $100,000 cashier cheque?

Enough?

Not really, I'm just beginning.

Don't stay here too long.

I'll take off if I'm satisfied, any more?

There are some diamonds under the wet towel.

- Really? - Yes.

I don't believe you.

I won't lie to you.

Alright, i'll take your word for it.

- It's chocolate - You're under arrest.

My master will report to the police, you are doomed.

You'll be in jail.

A piece of advice to you from me.

Human brain can never compete with computer.

Stupid, computers are designed by human beings.

So human brain is more capable than computer.

Mothers are not necessarily smarter than their kids.

Have you got a mother?

To prove I'm smarter.

I'll ask you 1 question.

If you get it right, you'll call me idiot.

Go ahead.

3X3X3X3X3 equals to what?

You're right, I'm a idiot.

1 more time-call me idiot.

If you are right.

Go ahead.

1,2,3,4,5 x 6,7,8,9,1 0.

Equals what?

832,420,000

Correct, I'm a dickhead, one more time.

If you get it right, you'll open the door.

1 +1 equals to what?

Correct, open the door, please.

You're doomed.

I'm being trapped, it's all my fault.

Certainly, how dare you compete with me.

Even Plato respect me, dumb jerk.

Are you robot or being computerized?

We're the security guards.

Security guards?

To secure what?

Do you know I've just stolen something out?

Do you think the guests will have confidence?

Please improve yourself.

Manager'd like to invite you to dinner.

To say sorry.

Lock me up?

Come on, let's go.

Sir, this way.

May I get changed first? Buddy.

I must apologize for our negligence.

Please pardon us.

Not really, it's only the negligence of.

Security guards.

Human beings do make mistake.

Mistakes? Nonsense.

It's pre-arranged by the Manager.

So as to please the Japanese Boss.

This is what we called a trap.

I'd rather call it a Bait.

Watch out for your vocabulary.

Actually, Mr. Wu would be called Prophet Wu.

I prefer honest criticism, not only flattering.

Shame on you.

Mr. Wu doesn't like to be flattered.

He's impartial and realistic.

He admits that negligence is caused by his incapability.

It's the shame of this Hotel.

He's a hypocrite... he's a trash.

He's a heartless beast.

He'd have been put to death in our province.

Burn him into ashes.

And use it as fertilizer.

- Am I being too mean? - Yes.

Now, forget it.

Let's try our best to make it up.

Listen, we should tolerate him in whatever situation.

Everybody must obey his orders, get it?

Yes, sir.

Mr. Tomohara, please sit.

Is it common here to be sent to jail.

After eating.

They must be crazy.

Doesn't matter, let me finish the meal first.

Sorry.

Mad nutcase.

Good fun, let's carry on

with the game.

Let's forget all our worries.

Mr. President, you're magnificent and humorous.

I beg your pardon?

Sorry sir, in front of all the staff.

I shouldn't disclose your identity.

Dear colleagues.

This is Mr. Donald, alright?

Don't know.

They must have mistaken me as their president.

In that case, I can do whatever I like.

Doesn't matter.

Though my identity is disclosed.

The purpose of my trip is to punish.

The black sheep of this organization.

They take advantage of their position.

To accept bribe.

Any one who's innocent.

Can start eating, that is it.

Fantastic.

I'm innocent, i'll eat.

I'm clean.

He can check me up.

Mr. Wu is a good guy.

Right, Mr. Wu is a good guy.

Sir, he's on the move again.

He dressed up as a Ninja and sneak into the office.

Rich people are really very weird.

Sir, he pretended to be a toilet bowl.

Where's he, in a ladies' or gentlemen's toilet.

Ladies' toilet.

- Did anybody use it? - Yes.

- Who? - Me.

How?

I pretended that he is a real toilet bowl.

Great.

1 month of extra holiday for you.

Your phone call.

Mr. Wu... he's pretending to be a stapler.

Stapler? How?

My stapler doesn't work.

Do as he orders.

I don't know what he's up to now.

He's jumping up and down.

Staring at carpet.

He's crawling under the carpet...

He's practising Ninja.

He's going into the safety deposit room.

Don't interrupt him... everybody is off now.

Yes, sir.

Mr. Tomohara wants to see you.

Welcome Mr. Tomohara.

We've finally caught this.

Take Mr. Tomohara.

Call the police.

He's the real Mr. Tomohara.

Darn it, dumb jerks.

Shall I call the police now?

Sit down.

We can't spread this out.

I'll practise Ninja and.

Show him my power.

- Follow me - Yes.

Mr. Tomohara, this way please.

I know, wait for me here.

- Look at - Yes.

What now?

- You heard nothing? - Nothing.

It's been a long time.

I hope everything is OK. Alright.

Mr. Tomohara, how are you?

You think I'm that useless?

I've fixed him already, go get his body.

You mean he's dead.

Even he's alive, he should be badly injured.

Please check in for me.

Me?

Please don't, what now?

Sir, it's deadly quiet inside.

Darn it, you're really deaf.

You're really useless.

You dickhead, I was beaten up because of you.

You are wearing hat.

- Go to hell... - He's the real president.

Nonsense, this is a trick, even I know how to play.

Let me tear down his mask and show his real face.

Did astrology predict that

you'll be bound up?

Take off your mask...

it's for real?

Dear friends, here we are.

Members of the Swire Tour.

After checking in your rooms we'll have dinner.

After dinner, i'll show you around.

Show me around?

Old lady, it's your be time.

Staying up late is not suitable for you.

Dear friends, one by one please get all your belongings.

Don't rush, Swire travel offers the best service.

I can take care of you.

If the ladies are lonely and want to have a partner.

I hate men with fine words.

Please don't hesitate to call on me.

Why didn't you get off? Are you tired?

I am accompany you to get alight.

What? Message from Hong Kong.

Ok, i'll call back tomorrow.

How did you get in?

I tipped the bell-boy.

Aren't you happy to have me here?

Very happy, a pleasant surprise.

Excuse me, let me wear my pants.

How tall are you?

Less than 5 feet but I've great ambitions.

Come over here.

Coming...

where am I going to sit?

Here.

You want touch me.

I told you to sit here.

You want to seduce me?

This is not the proper word.

It's...

courtship?

Secret admiration.

Really?

It's no more a secret now.

Whether I'll continue or give up.

Will all depends on how you treat me.

I'll get it.

Honey, what's the matter?

Did you get the message to call.

All because of you, listen

there's a crazy girl in

your group.

You know who she is?

How do I know?

You know I am very loyal to you.

You guess.

Are you calling to tell me or ask me to guess?

You don't know yet.

She's prettiest girl with the last name Chung.

You know who told me?

You want an apple? I'll peel for you.

Hang on, I'm still on the line.

- Who is it? - It's Angela.

Angela Tsui, good...

I don't care, I'm not going to seduce her.

The manager wants to have word with you.

Really? He's still in the office.

- He must be crazy - Me crazy?

Sir, no... it's me.

I told you to design a slogan.

For Swire Holidays.

- Any good idea? - Yes.

Tell me.

It was written on my diary.

I'll call you when I find.

I can't wait until tomorrow.

I'll call you later.

I've to buy your mother-in-law's birthday present.

I've to name your new born baby.

I have to design the slogan, you must be an idiot.

Swire Holiday, spend with your mistress.

Swire Holiday, a time to play.

Come on, I love you.

Swire Holiday, I love you.

Right, I love you.

Sir, I love you.

Mr. Tsang, this is Angela Tsui.

Angela Tsui.

I don't intend to disturb you.

But I couldn't find my patient Miss Chung.

Miss Chung?

She was forsaken by her boyfriend.

And becomes very moody.

I'm her private nurse.

I'm here to take care of her.

I went to take a shower and she's gone.

You know where she has gone?

Yes, yes.

- Where? - Swire Holidays.

Just in front of you.

Country pumpkin.

She called me country pumpkin.

Is she in your room? I'll come right away.

Did Angela call you.

No...

she must have told you I'm crazy.

No, she didn't.

I don't know who's Angela.

Where are my pants?

You're wearing it.

I used to sympathize with her...

and treated her like a sister but she mistaken me.

And got offended when I have new boyfriends.

If I have a date.

She will beat me up with a knife.

You are so frightened?

If I'm crazy.

I'd have killed you, right?

I never said you are crazy.

Help.

- Help... - Don't open the door.

I told you not to open the door.

- I'm so sorry - It's too late.

Help me.

What? Swire Holidays help me?

No, Swire Holidays, I love you.

There are two girls here, sir.

So you really need some help...

I love you, enjoy yourself.

Ladies, take your time.

We need 1 more person to play mahjong.

Let's play cards, i'll do and buy one.

He looks very cute, I won't kill him.

Thank you, Miss.

My ex-boyfriend looks more cute.

They're all the same.

Not everybody is the same, maybe he's very loyal.

Let's play scissors, stone.

- Whoever wins will fix him - Great.

Fix me? Great.

Let me be the judge.

Ok, you count 1,2,3.

Alright, once is enough.

Don't drag.

If I win, i'll fix him.

- With this? - Yes, go ahead.

1,2,3, please don't.

- This time if I do not win, you'll lose - I don't think so.

You're right.

If we can't decide, we'll take turns to stab him.

Don't... you should have principles.

- Let's play a game - Ok.

You guys stand there, i'll stand by the door.

See if you can aim at me.

Close your eyes, whoever stab on his finger loses.

- You first - Your fingers wider apart.

- You cheated - I didn't.

Your turn.

Tell me whether she cheated.

Certainly not.

OK, whoever stab on his fingers wins.

Please stop the game, I can't stand it.

Whoever stab on his fingers wins.

- She cheated - She cheated again.

It's not fair.

It's fair, no one should cheat.

Don't bother.

Whoever take the lead is the same.

Room service.

I forgot I've ordered room service.

Let's eat something to strengthen our energy.

If you don't behave yourself, i'll kill you.

Good evening, room service.

It's ordered by the manager of Swire from Hong Kong.

Your manager says he loves you.

You want me to open the champagne for you?

He ordered 3 glasses.

- No need, leave us alone - Please sign.

Go ahead.

Sir, put your name down?

It's written on the paper.

Last name help, very unique.

Yes, very unique.

Last name help, first name Me what a unique name.

- Good night, Mr. Help - Good night.

What are you up to?

OK, what do you wan me to do?

It's normal for human beings to strive for survival.

Do you expect me to sit here & get killed.

What has if got to do with me?

I didn't forsake you.

All men are bad buys.

You haven't had the chance to

meet the good ones.

If every man is the same.

- There'll be no Napoleon - You're lying.

I'm being very frank.

Let me show you.

What does a real gentleman look like?

You will be very loyal?

Yes, very loyal.

You won't be fooling around?

Never, I'm sure.

Angela, I think we get him wrong.

We must not blame on all men.

Some man are good.

Certainly, let's drink to that.

Great.

Secure my life first.

How can I leave here without doing anything.

Sex is dangerous but who cares.

Sex is costing.

Forgot about all the bad guys.

Come on, cheers.

Get away... please don't.

As agreed that everyone can keep

this photo for 1 week, you keep it for 8 days.

Stop it.

It's shame to fight over this photo.

It's the photo of Sunflower.

What's the big deal?

It's all over the house magazines.

This is different, it was taken without her approval.

What's the difference?

Was it taken when she was making love?

You're vulgar.

Beat him up, Sunflower is our idol.

We adore her as our Goddess.

We shouldn't have bad desire about her.

Get away, let's take a look at the photo come on.

Stop it... I'm being very fair.

Everyone will keep the photo for 1 week alright?

- Who will be the first one? - Me certainly.

I beg your pardon?

It's not the photo that matters.

Let's draw lots.

Right?

Hurry up, she'll be here any minute.

I've got to go.

Please draw for me.

How to draw?

I'm quitting, you guys go ahead.

- You're quitting? - You're so generous?

Not really, just want to leave her to you guys.

This is Ninja's eye-drop.

I found it in Rm. 1516

while I was fixing the TV.

That Ninja is a fake one.

It's just incredible, just apply one drop.

Even though Sunflower is wearing a fur coat.

You can see thought it.

- Is that true - Certainly.

I'm not going to experiment this with Sunflower.

You must be joking.

I can see through Susan and Helen.

They are wearing a Triumph or Maiden form bra.

You're really something?

Don't you believe me?

No way.

What brand of underpants am I wearing?

You didn't wear any underpants.

Look... there's nothing inside.

Slowly... don't apply so much.

It's harmful to be greedy.

Be carefully.

Oh my god, what sort of eye-drop is that?

It's my hard lucky to have know you.

This is to minimize the number of our competitors.

Smart guy, but what did you give them?

Is it harmful?

No, the solution is a mixture of laxatives and water.

You've used the whole packet?

No, just a little bit.

The rest I put it in your soup.

My soup?

You idiot, i'll get my revenge.

Enjoy yourself in the toilet.

Oh my god.

I'll give her a hand if you can't start the engine.

Normal encounter will not result in

a great love story.

So the first encounter must be very dramatic.

All depend on you, Shakespeare.

Miss Sunflower, you're off.

I wonder why so many cars break down today.

Well, there are some people who are so unethical.

They stuck some bananas

in the car engine.

If my car engine is also stuck with bananas.

I'll fry you tomorrow.

- Miss Sunflower... - That's enough.

- I'm sorry - Why?

Because I have disappointed you.

If I can't start my car.

I'll fry you too.

This is really a dramatic encounter.

Miss Sunflower, finished your work.

Yes.

Your car is alright?

Because someone told me...

it's alright, excuse me.

My heart is broken but...

I'm not very demanding, a dinner will make it up.

Tell me when and where.

I'm ready to accept your apologize.

Don't talk nonsense.

There're so many sex maniacs in this hotel.

You must take care of yourself.

I've got to go, bye.

She's gone, just like a piece of wood.

Wood? I'm a walking corpse.

- Walking corpse? - Yes.

You can see what I am now

my soul has flown away.

It's going after the red car.

At a speed of 120 m. p.h.

Country pumpkin.

I beg your pardon, even Shakespeare says so.

Take me to buy the concert ticket with

the same speed.

We're running out of time.

I found her... so it's god's will.

Fantastic... she smiled at me.

I can't get the ticket, i'll smile at you too.

Turn right, wrong, turn right.

Doesn't matter... we're spiritually linked up.

I heard her voice calling me to get closer to her.

Turn left.

Sorry, I told you spiritually linked to her.

Turn right.

Spiritually linked? Turn left.

No wonder everybody treats you as a boy.

That's woman psychology.

She's just pretending.

She's so pretty, and if she's predictable.

She has no more charm.

Here's $20, take a taxi home.

I have to fulfill my ideal.

Hurry up, or my dreams will not true.

Ok, I'm not going to sit in your car again.

You never know?

Buddy, I hate you, you're merciless.

I have been so concerned about you. I buy your lunch box.

I buy tickers for you to see movies.

If you're late, i'll make it up for you.

I swear I'll never see you again.

Never see you.

Boy George.

- Hello - Hello, eating alone?

Yes.

Thanks.

This is melon juice the chef recommended it.

Is that so?

Thanks.

I'm so sorry to depress you last night.

Made you unhappy.

And even gave you $20 to take a cab.

I'm glad you realize now it's so insulting.

Looking office was closed, I couldn't get the ticket.

Right, it's my fault, I'm so sorry.

Give me back the money Why?

I have used up all my money.

- Come on, give me back... - Alright?

Take a look.

If you like it, she should like it too.

Guess whether she thinks my gift is a bit childish.

I don't know.

Something for you.

Ticket for Anita Mui's concert.

How did you get it?

I have my own way, I won't disappoint you.

We are buddies after all.

We are brother and sister after all.

- Let's eat - Alright.

Let's eat.

Testing one.

Try again.

Okay.

Let's try yours.

Satisfy?

Satisfy.

See you Guys.

- What about me? What are you doing?

- You're alright? - I am alright.

You ok, you satisfy.

I'm alright, I want to touch her.

Hi Pretty. Don't stand in the way. Oh, pretty.

I understand Cantonese.

Don't stand in the way.

- I know how to speak Mandarin ever since I was born - Get away.

- What did you say? - Be serious.

Let's go and eat.

- Right, it's dinner time - I have a steady boyfriend.

Doesn't matter, tell him to come along.

Dumb jerk, tell her to break up with him.

Right, we're even better in comparison.

What now...

boy George.

This is he, what do you think?

We're much better.

Dumb jerk, tell her to break up with him.

- Go to hell - Am I right?

Show your manners.

Right, we're stars.

You're off.

- Not yet - Who are they?

- From Hong Kong - Hi.

Can you do me a favour.

Give this letter to Sunflower for me.

What letter? Take leave again?

It is love letter.

Alright?

Alright.

Your hand so dirty, clean them first.

Don't dirty my letter.

Miss, buddy Cheung has a letter for you.

What letter?

Here is it.

He thought it's a love letter?

I don't know, he asked me to send it to you.

I wish he's trying to be funny.

It's ridiculous.

Well, i'll pretend I haven't seen this letter.

Don't break his heart if he's serious.

Buffalo.

- Buffalo - Yes sir, anything I can do for you?

- I beg your pardon - What do you want?

What did you cal me just then?

Yes sir, is that right?

I'm going to ask you something.

You've been treating me as a man?

Everyone of us treats you as a buddy.

You are our group leader.

If you're not masculine, how are you going to guide us.

What about you?

I know you are a woman.

Do I have any charm?

Keep quiet, answer me.

Yes.

Are you sure, come on.

I really don't know how to answer you.

Which part of woman's body attracts you most?

Her hair and her neck.

So look at me carefully.

Tell me if I have any charm.

What if I say yes?

So you treat me as a woman, you want...

you know what to do.

- You promised not to be offended - Ok, I won't.

Darn it, you behave like this when you see a woman.

- The women I usually see are prostitutes - You...

you promised not to be offended.

Alright, you won't treat me as one of them.

Just treat me as an ordinary woman.

Come on.

But you have to behave like a lady, brother.

That's more like it, agree?

Boy George.

Go on.

Bit Teeth, what's up?

Look, 3 month's salary.

In return of a sincere love isn't that romantic.

- Go to hell - It's your idea.

Go and check the engine in the laundry.

Yes Sir.

You fool, you want to take advantage of me.

He's a country pumpkin and has no taste.

It is so excited.

Saturday is the turning point of my life.

I need your support.

You didn't tell me.

Her reaction after reading my letter.

Was she deeply moved, this is a great letter.

- Good morning - Morning.

- Morning - Morning.

It's Buddy Cheung again?

Tell him not to waste his time.

Miss, Sunflower.

He spent the whole night to write it he's serious.

Thanks.

There some OT forms

for you to fill in.

Please sign for me.

Thanks.

Sir, a table for how many people?

A table for 2, don't mess around.

Messing around?

- Give a quiet corner - What does that mean?

There we can enjoy ourselves in a quiet atmosphere.

Pretentious.

Come in.

I orders of Sashima

will cost you half a month's payment.

I'm fully prepared, don't worry.

She's your date.

She's my girlfriend.

Mind your words.

- Miss - Ben.

- Where's Buddy Cheung? - Buddy Cheung?

Hang on, i'll fetch him.

Here comes Sunflower, are you off now?

Watch out for her.

Forgive her, she did it for my own good.

- Forgive her - Watch out for your words.

Miss, he...

I know you haven't said anything Yes.

- Please sit down - Thanks.

He's really coming with Sunflower.

For you.

You don't have send me such expensive gift.

But all precious things are expensive.

Including passion.

Well, you know.

Why I agree to come.

Because I'm sincere, you're deeply moved.

Right, your friends are watching us from outside.

They envy me.

I told them.

Human relations is very peculiar.

No nationality so we have inter-marriages.

No age barrier-young husband and old wife.

There's no class distinction, so we have...

so we have Classless love.

Maybe my comparison is not so exact.

But only sincerity counts.

I'm here because the letter delivered by Boy George.

- Is written with all sincerity - Is that so?

You remember which is the most sincere line?

Time.

Place.

Remark: I adore you, I'll wait until I see you.

Even if it's for real, it's very common.

Then there's only the signature.

- You mean the signature? - Correct.

- That's the signature - Signature?

Boy George has betrayed me.

This is not my letter.

It's written by her to you.

It's written to you, not to me.

To me? Let me see.

Broken heart, look.

- Hurry up - Why's up?

Ben report that Sunflower & Buddy are

in the restaurant together.

Buddy becomes our idol.

What's the matter?

Oh my god, there's no more hope for me.

Certainly, Sunflower won't pick you.

I don't like Sunflower, but I like Buddy.

You're gay, go to hell.

- Don't... - Keep quite...

the tomboy has gone, she's offended.

Actually she likes Buddy very much.

She's the loser, not you.

She looks a tomboy, but actually she's very charming.

- Why? - Once she dragged me to the pumping room.

And ask me whether she's attractive.

Where are you going? I've got something more to say.

You know what she intended to do?

She wants to rape me.

That's it.

Even a tomboy will cry, that's strange.

How come?

- I'm stuck - Stuck?

I'll be deeply moved if I got this letter.

Buddy, the reason why you want to be with me.

- Is to show off in front of your friends - Not really...

- I'm sincere - Maybe.

It is true when I tell you they are watching us from outside.

Aren't you feeling so flattered?

I'm so happy to be with you.

If love becomes so materialistic.

What you get is self-satisfaction.

What do I get?

I'm too naive, but I try my best.

You're wrong, if I really love you.

I wouldn't mind your position.

I'll be proud of you.

But I don't have such feeling.

I'm sure you'll try your best. You ought to.

Because someone loves.

So deadly, right?

I'll attend evening school instead of playing snooker.

Take this pair of car-rings to her.

They are not for me.

I'll be too mean.

You are not, be more practical.

Give me one more good reason.

I have already got a pair.

Is that your friend decision?

- It's never too late - Thank you, Miss.

- The game's over - It's only the beginning.

Did you have good time tonight?

Sorry, the food's terrible.

I prefer your lunch box.

Play games, come on.

Bigger.

Even more bigger.

Right.

How dare you play tricks on me.

You have to handle the girls in this way.

One after another.

But I can't handle them