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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,900 - You can't just leave 'em in this shit here. Come on. - This boy's gone. 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,300 Let's go. Come on. Come on. 3 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,500 Get back. 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,900 ...fire is worse, and the fire is lapping the outside of the building. 5 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,200 Hey, where's he going? 6 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,600 What do you think you're doing? You know you're forbidden to read anything not checked by this office. 7 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,800 - What's there to check? I was there. It happened. - Airman, you know the rules. 8 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:51,500 If this is a legitimate news story, it must go through proper channels. 9 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,400 Listen, Tweedle-dee, it's an actual event. Where do you think this came from, shaving? 10 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,800 It's the truth. I just want to report the truth. It'd be a nice change of pace. 11 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:59,900 - What's goin' on here? - Sir, will you listen to me? 12 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,000 This is not official news, Airman. As far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen. 13 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,000 - It did happen and I was-- - You shut your mouth. 14 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,100 What are you afraid of, Dickerson? People might find out there's a war goin' on? 15 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,000 This news is not official, Airman. 16 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:15,100 You want everyone going under the assumption it's perfectly safe here, don't you? Well, it's not. 17 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,200 The fighting's not just in the hills. It's downtown. It's a couple of fuckin' blocks-- 18 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:20,300 I said it is none of your goddam business! 19 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:27,000 I see your point. I'm sorry. 20 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,400 I guess I get inside, hit these air conditioners, I get a little dizzy. 21 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:36,500 Thanks for settin' me straight. I'll be okay. 22 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,800 That about wraps it up for me, Marty Lee, filling in for my buddy... 23 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:45,300 vacationing Eddie Kirk, who, despite all your requests, will return tomorrow. 24 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,600 Right now, it's once again time for the King Kong of Saigon... 25 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,500 Adrian Cronauer. 26 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:02,600 Good morning, Vietnam! 27 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,800 Hey, l know it's not the morning, but that's my trademark... 28 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,000 and ''good evening'' sounds too depressing. 29 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,400 Hey, we're goin' right now to the news. 30 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,900 From England, today, Princess Margaret threw a shoe! 31 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,100 Easy, Madge. Also, uh, Elizab-- Queen Elizabeth, Liz-- Elizabeth Taylor! 32 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,200 Elizabeth Taylor. She's still married after six months. 33 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:27,400 Way to go, Liz. Yea! 34 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,800 All right! In Saigon today, according to official sources... 35 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,700 nothing actually happened. 36 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:36,400 One thing that didn't officially happen was a bomb didn't officially explode at 1 430 hours... 37 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,600 unofficially destroying Jimmy Wah's Cafe. 38 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,300 - Get him out of there. - Three men were unofficially wounded, and two men... 39 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,600 - whose identities are still not known at this time are unofficially dead. - It's locked! 40 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:50,000 - Well, break the goddam door down! -Although the police, ambulance and fire department responded... 41 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,700 what's believed to be unofficial at this present moment. 42 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:57,200 - Turn the power off in that studio. - But his show is-- - Turn it off! Now! 43 00:02:57,300 --> 00:03:00,900 I just wanted to think that you should-- 44 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,000 The man should be court-martialed, sir. 45 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,700 You think this is the most serious set of affairs I have to address this week? 46 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,100 - Well, it's not. - I can't believe you're gonna pass on this, General. 47 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,500 - The man is a goddamned subversive. - He made a mistake, Dick. 48 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:55,600 Mistake, sir? I don't want to be around when he broadcasts US troop movements to the other side. 49 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,700 I run the station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence. 50 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,500 Military intelligence? There's a contradiction in terms. 51 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,500 Sir, the man is a walking keg of dynamite. 52 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,700 In the eight weeks he's been on the air, General, he's disobeyed orders as to style and content. 53 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,000 He's read unofficial news. What's he gonna be like in six months? 54 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,800 What's he gonna be like when he's ten times as popular, General? 55 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:18,800 - How easy is it gonna be to get him off the air then? - Who'll do the Cronauer show? 56 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:22,300 Well, Hauk can do it, sir, till I find a replacement. 57 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:27,500 - Okay, for now, suspend him. - Sir, you've made the correct choice. 58 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:32,900 Right here, right here on our show, Diana Ross and the ''Suprawns.'' 59 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,600 Set me free why don't you, babe 60 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,000 Set me free why don't you, babe 61 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:42,300 You don't really need me You just keep me steamin'on 62 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,800 Thank you very much. Let me introduce the members of the band. Larry, Pisces. 63 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:48,300 Thank you very much. 64 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,400 - What'd he say? - He say you drink too much already. 65 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,100 Well, tell him I drink so I can be this funny. 66 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,000 It's not funny at all, he said. 67 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,500 Tell him thanks. It's nice to bomb in another language. 68 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:06,100 You will get sick if you drink some more. Come on. 69 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,400 My village not too far from here. You could come there for resting. 70 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,300 You could see how we live. 71 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:17,800 Listen, Sparky, I don't think seeing your little production of Our Town is gonna cheer me up. 72 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:21,100 - You see Trinh there. - I'll drive. 73 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,300 Red leather, yellow leather. Red-- Led-- 74 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,700 - Red-- Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather-- - Sir, sir. 75 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,000 Reading the news is one thing, but this stuff you wrote, i-it's not funny, sir. lt's sad. 76 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:33,900 Sir? l'm begging you. Don't try to do comedy. lt's not in your blood. 77 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,900 l'll do fine. Comedy is what you make it. 78 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,400 l've got pages and pages of great material. Right, Abersold? 79 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,400 l'm afraid you're gonna be hittin'bottom, sir. 80 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:45,400 If it isn't funny, then why did I hear you laughing when you typed it? 81 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,500 l was thinking of something else. 82 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,200 Thank you for your support. Now I've got a show to do. 83 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:53,600 Sir, you're not funny. Ask around. 84 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,200 Ask me. Sir, with all due respect... 85 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,400 uh, uh, l think you're gonna-- you might lay an egg-- l mean a big egg. 86 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:01,600 l mean, l know funny, and l don't think you're it. But hey, such is life. 87 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,200 Me, l'm not much with power tools. 88 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:07,700 Hey, that was the great, exciting sound of Petula Clark. 89 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,900 - Beach Boys. Those were guys. - Of the Beach Boys. 90 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,200 Hey, that wraps it up for me, Marty Lee Dreiwitz. 91 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,200 Adrian Cronauer is on temporary assignment... 92 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,700 but boy, do l have a surprise for you. 93 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,800 - Don't build him up. You'll only let 'em down. - Please welcome to the microphone... 94 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:25,600 the lieutenant of laughs, the officer of oral, the Westmoreland of wit... 95 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:28,200 swingin'Steven Hauk! 96 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,800 Hello, Vietnam. And greetings. 97 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:35,800 Soon, the news. Then-- 98 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:38,900 ''Lieutenant Steve! Lieutenant Steve!'' 99 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,100 Who's that? ''lt's me, your old pal Frenchy. '' 100 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,400 Listen, Frenchy, let me ask you something. Do you like good food? 101 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,700 ''Oh, but of course. Uh, the French love good food.'' 102 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:53,400 Well, then, I guess that would make you an ''Eatie Gourmet.'' 103 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,300 ''Oh, ho, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve.'' 104 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,300 - Oh, Frenchy. - ''Oh, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve.'' 105 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,700 Frenchy. You know, I really shouldn't kid Frenchy... 106 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,000 because sometimes he ''Stan Getz'' mad at me... 107 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:10,500 and he could ''Al Hirt'' me. 108 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,300 ''Uh, Lieutenant Steve, let's play some music.'' 109 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,800 Okay, Frenchy. What would you like to hear? 110 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:19,400 ''Well, uh, I love a good polka as much as the next man.'' 111 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:23,200 Well, a good polka it is for my good friend Frenchy. 112 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,700 I think some apologies are in order. 113 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,800 You're not gonna continue this broadcast, are you, sir? 114 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,800 - What are they doing? - Oh, they're Buddhists. 115 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:32,500 They're sitting for peace, wisdom and knowledge. 116 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,000 They're waiting for enlightenment. 117 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:54,000 This man lose one son from blasting American mine. 118 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:59,200 His father and brother was killed by French long ago. 119 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,600 I think it's not fair to him. 120 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,200 Look. 121 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,400 He's going, ''No big deal.'' Look. 122 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,900 How lovin'can you feel when you got that moment when 123 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,300 Don't you know that the time can be thataway, wacka-wack wacka-wack, wacka-wack 124 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,700 And don't you know that it ain't gonna be and you feel that the time you see 125 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,000 And it all wacka-wack wacka-wacka, wacka-wacka l know and l'm movin' 126 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:18,400 Look. Up there. Pull. 127 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,800 Pull. 128 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:42,400 You not understand. You not. 129 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,600 We no future together, ''Cronow.'' 130 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:49,700 My country, maybe no future. 131 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,400 Hey, I like you. I just want to be your friend, okay? 132 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,800 - I know it sounds dumb. - I-- I not can do this, ''Cronow.'' 133 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,900 No. No friend, ''Cronow.'' 134 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,600 Not good for, for me. 135 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,600 My brother, okay, friends. 136 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:13,300 But Vietnam ladies not friends. 137 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,700 Please. Okay? 138 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,700 Not friends. 139 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:33,200 Great week. 140 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,900 That's about as good a polka as you'll ever hear. 141 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,600 You want Cronauer back on the air. 142 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,300 We've gotten duffel bags filled with information asking for Cronauer's reinstatement. 143 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,500 The men all hate Hauk. They want Cronauer back. 144 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,200 He's an exhilarating personality, and polkas are just no substitute. 145 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:39,800 - I think I see a pattern forming here. - Sir, these letters are unequivocal. 146 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,900 Uh, e.g. ''Hey, Hauk, eat a bag of shit. You suck.'' 147 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,800 That's pretty much to the point, sir. Not much grey area in this one. 148 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:50,100 We got one positive call from some guy in Wichita who thought Hauk's comedy was visionary and interesting. 149 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:54,600 The other 1 ,1 00 calls said that the man can't do comedy to save his dick. 150 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:58,900 - That's a direct quote, sir. - I've taken 90 calls this morning. They just don't like Hauk. 151 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:04,100 From a marine in Da Nang: ''Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls.'' 152 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,000 I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me. 153 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,500 I think the troops are tryin' to tell us somethin', fellas. 154 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,800 Sir, if it is my programming choices, I can change. 155 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:18,100 I've been broadcasting the polkas because I thought a certain segment of the men... 156 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,500 weren't represented by Cronauer's broadcasts of rock and roll. 157 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,400 But I can easily play an occasional Gary Lewis record. 158 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,700 It doesn't make a damn whether you play polkas or don't play polkas. Military politics. 159 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,300 Nothing personal. The men just like him better than they do you. 160 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,200 He maliciously and with purposeful intent read unofficial news. 161 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,600 No, no, no, no. He made a mistake. 162 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:42,600 We all make mistakes. Now this thing is a delicate balance over here... 163 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,100 and I don't want it dependent on a disc jockey. 164 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,100 The men want him back, I want him back. 165 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:52,600 Sir, you heard from the men who don't like my humour, but what about the silent masses who do? 166 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:56,600 And as far as polkas, they are a much-maligned musical taste. 167 00:13:56,700 --> 00:14:01,600 Lieutenant, you don't know whether you're shot, fucked, powder-burned or snake-bit. I don't care about polkas. 168 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:05,500 They're rioting in Hue. We're bringin' in thousands of troops every month. 169 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,800 Terrorism's on the uprise in Saigon. 170 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,800 The problems of this country have not one goddamned thing to do with... 171 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,100 whether you play polkas or don't play polkas. 172 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,200 The men want him back. I want him back. 173 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,200 Reinstate the man. 174 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,400 Sir, in my heart... 175 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,500 I know I'm funny. 176 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,700 Thank you, Lieutenant. 177 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,200 - There you are, sir. - Please don't call me ''sir.'' 178 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,700 It just came down the pike. You're back on the air, sir. 179 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,400 - I'm not goin' on. - What do you mean you're not goin' on? 180 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:48,800 If you don't understand what I said, maybe you should take my English class. I'm not goin' on. 181 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,600 You're a very attractive man, Abersold. Don't think I haven't noticed. 182 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,100 - You'll be bored, you know. What are you gonna do with your time? - I don't know. 183 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,900 I may go downtown, look for a Vietnamese man named Phil. 184 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,800 Or I may just stay here and listen to old Pat Boone records. 185 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:08,800 Try and find some hidden meaning 'cause basically I believe that that man is a misunderstood genius. 186 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,700 Genius. What are you saying to me? 187 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,400 I'm sayin' I'm through, Ed. I'm tired of people tellin' me what I can't say. 188 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,600 This news isn't official. That comment is too sarcastic. 189 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:23,700 I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon, and there's a man who's screaming out to be made fun of. 190 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,700 So fuck it. Sorry. 191 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,700 - Is he all right? - No, Phil, he's not all right. 192 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,800 A man does not refer to Pat Boone as a beautiful genius if things are all right. 193 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 - Sir. - Garlick? 194 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:45,700 I'd like you to collate these one-minute spots prior to broadcast. 195 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,200 You have a problem with that, young man? 196 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,400 Absolutely not. I live to collate, sir. 197 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:56,500 Good. So do I. 198 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:03,600 - ''Get AJob.'' - Get a job. Again. 199 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,300 - Get a job. Right. You got it. You're cookin' now. - Sir? 200 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,700 - Edward. - I'd like an explanation. 201 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,700 - On anything in particular? - A lot of people went to the mat for you. 202 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:19,800 Thousands of guys wrote in, called in, tryin' to get you reinstated. 203 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:24,500 And I literally think that you owe it to all of them to get your ass back on the air. 204 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,300 If you haven't noticed, the army doesn't really want me, Ed. 205 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,600 They've been harassing me since the day I got off the plane. 206 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:35,100 So what? It's the guys in the field that matter, remember? Those are the guys that are dyin'. 207 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,500 Edward, I tried to tell the truth, and they kicked me off the air. 208 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,000 I screw up once more, Dickerson sends me into the field with a rifle. I come home in a box. 209 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,400 What you do is important to a lot of people. 210 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,400 Forget it, will ya? Listen. I give up. 211 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:51,100 I'm gonna phone 'em in, okay? Enough bullshit. I'm outta here. See you, fellas. 212 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,600 - Buy you some lunch. - Can't let you do that. 213 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:57,200 Listen, if I don't get to my class, there's gonna be a bunch of Vietnamese speaking in short, choppy sentences. 214 00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:00,500 - Look, we gotta talk. We gotta talk now. - Not now, man. Come on. 215 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,400 I can't believe you! What? That's it? 216 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,200 You're gonna leave the whole fuckin' thing behind. You're gonna leave everything fuckin' hanging. 217 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:11,300 - People are depending on you! - Edward, please. 218 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,700 That's two nasty words in one year. 219 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,400 - Forgive me. - Hey. 220 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,600 Hey, you wanna give me a ride to school or am I gonna have to buy another bike? 221 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,700 You're pissin' me off. 222 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,000 - What the hell's the hold-up? - Check it out. 223 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:44,200 Garlick, will you cut it out? You're beginning to sound like a priest in a '40s movie. 224 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,000 We are not firing you when the boys are dependin' on you. 225 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,800 - Gentlemen? - What are you doing, Ed? 226 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,500 Hey, guys. Guess who the hell I got in here. 227 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,000 - Uh-oh. Don't do this shit. - Groucho Marx! 228 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,000 - Senator Dirksen. - Hey, Curly! 229 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:08,400 -Moe. -Come on, come on, come on. Guess again. -Oh, bag it. Bag it, Garlick. 230 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:13,800 The fellow I got in here is the gentleman, the one and the only... 231 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:17,800 - You're a dead man. - king of the airwaves, Adrian Cronauer. 232 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:20,800 Hey, Peterson, get up here, man. I think we got Cronauer here. 233 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:24,900 Hey, Cronauer, say ''Good morning, Vietnam.'' 234 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,600 Oh, give me a break, man. It's too hot for radio shit, okay? 235 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,600 - Come on. - Come on! 236 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,900 - How do we know it's Adrian Cronauer? - Okay. 237 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 I'll give her the best shot. 238 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:39,200 Good morning, Vietnam! 239 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,400 All right! All right! 240 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,700 We love you, Cron! 241 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,500 All right, this is Adrian Cronauer. I'm on at 6:00 and again at 4:00. 242 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,200 Hey, we'd like to welcome you to Vietnam, the country that is more stimulating... 243 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,000 than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema. 244 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,300 That one's comin' right at you right now, but first, our fashion report from Special Forces Sergeant Ernest Lee Sincere. 245 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,400 ''Thank you. I think this fall, the discerning GI is gonna be wearing green in the jungle. 246 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,800 Why? Because it matches with the green. I don't know. 247 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:12,200 The leaves, they fall upon the helmets, says yes to me.'' Thank you. 248 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,200 Here's a little news flash comin' your way right now. 249 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:19,600 We can't afford the teletype. Here it is, comin' for you right now. Quick news flash. 250 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,000 Former President Eisenhower, actually cartoon character Elmer Fudd. 251 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,400 He was quoted as saying: ''Thank you, America. 252 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,600 It was fun being Pwesident.'' 253 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,500 Also, Gina Lollobrigida has been declared the Italian National Mountain Range. 254 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,400 Thank you, Gina. ''Look out. Look, I don't see the sun any more.'' 255 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,800 Let's play a little game show while we're waiting. And who can tell me who sang the song ''My Guy''? 256 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,800 - Hi. Where you from? - Uh, Boston. 257 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:42,200 - Boston, you know who sang the song ''My Guy''? - Yeah, shit, I can't think of it. 258 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,500 Thank you for playing! ''Yeah, shit, I can't think of it.'' That's right. 259 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,500 You don't win the case of fish balls and lizard testicles. Thank you for playing anyway. 260 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,900 - Here it is right now. Hey, what's your name? - Patrick O'Ma-- O'Malley. 261 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Patrick O-O-O-O'Malley. I don't know. I'm just so happy. I'm O-O-O'Malley. 262 00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:00,800 Oh, he's good. I don't know. It's the Irish boy. 263 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,000 I'm just so full of semen. I haven't gotten laid yet. 264 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,200 I'm sittin' out there, and I'm the Catholic boy and I don't know when I'll be gettin' laid. 265 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,800 - I'm just goin' off to Vietnam. Where you from? - From the Village. New York. 266 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,100 From the Village? Well, nice to have you here. Nice to have you here in Vietnam. 267 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,600 Obviously, you just said, ''Well, fuck it. I'll join the army and be with people in green.'' 268 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,100 - It's a special thing to do. Hey, what's your name? -Jimmy Wilkes. 269 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,400 -Jimmy Wilkes. Where you from,Jimmy? - I'm also New York. 270 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,300 Ohh! Two boys joined together. 271 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,900 Hey, said, ''Well, I got drunk, man. All of a sudden, I went for a tattoo. 272 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,300 Next thing you know, I'm on a fuckin' truck. What happened?'' 273 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,100 It's wild, baby. I don't know what's goin' down. But you're both from New York. 274 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,200 Nice to have you here. Like, you just, like hangin' out? 275 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,500 - You're headed north. Where you goin' to? - Nha Trengh. 276 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,500 Well, you gotta be careful,Jack. That's some heavy stuff up there. 277 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,100 That's like Newark after dark. You gotta watch out. 278 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,400 There's some heavy shit goin' down, baby. 279 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,000 You'll feel like George Wallace campaigning in Harlem. ''Hi, have you seen my face?'' 280 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,200 ''Get yo' ass outta here!'' You gotta watch it. What type of music do you like? 281 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,700 - You like, uh-- You like Little Anthony? You like Little Anthony? - Yeah! Stones. 282 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,400 - I like James Brown better. - You like James Brown better. Yes, sir. 283 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,700 And the Stones. Oh, you like Mick Jagger? Mick Jagger, right. 284 00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,000 Do you think he looks like a photo negative of Little Richard or am I crazy? 285 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,900 Really. And that hair. I think-- I don't know. All right! 286 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,200 Gentlemen, I don't know-- Oh, my God, these lips! 287 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,900 My God, they're moving! I'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death. 288 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,400 Look out. I'm singing, everybody. I'm singing. Oh, get outta here. 289 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,200 - Watch out. All right. Where are you from? Where you from? - I'm from, uh, Cleveland, man. 290 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,800 - Cleveland. - Yeah. - Obviously, Vietnam's not that much of a change for you, then. 291 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:20,500 Aw, nah. 292 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:25,600 You guys take care of yourself, 'cause you all look like: I don't know what's gonna happen, man. I don't know. 293 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,700 - What's this thing on the side of your helmet? What is that thing you're wearing? What do you got there? - Here. Why don't you try it out? 294 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,200 Well, ''Why don't you try it out?'' Look at this. Look at that. It says here, it says what sizes you got. 295 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:35,000 You got large, medium and Caucasian. 296 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,500 Look at this thing. A little Italian party favour there. Oh! ''Oh, no, Bozo, boys and girls.'' 297 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,800 Look at this thing. Obviously, this is goin' like, ''Yeah, check it out.'' 298 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,700 Hold on. Look. How big is this thing? Hold on. How big is this? 299 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,200 Black man's goin', ''It's just for the tip. That's all I need is the tip.'' 300 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:51,000 It's a bathing cap. I just like to put a bathing cap. 301 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:55,300 Remember, this is the Vietnamese word ''Con Dum.'' Look. Italian moon launch. 302 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,800 There. Whoa, jeez. It almost blew up in my face. 303 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,700 There's prophylactic everywhere, man. It's not a pretty picture. 304 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,900 There's pieces of rubber all over his face. 305 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,800 I don't know what to say. You guys, be careful. What's your name? 306 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:09,900 - My name is Lewis Striker. - Lewis Striker, Brother Striker. Thank you, Brother Striker. 307 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 - Sean Donum. - Sean Donum. -Jay Snyder. 308 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:15,200 Feels like the Mouseketeers show. Annette, Cubby, Roy! 309 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:19,100 Well, you guys, you take care of yourselves. I won't forget you. 310 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,500 All right, guys, let's say goodbye to the radio star. We're outta here. 311 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,500 Bye-bye-bye-bye! 312 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:49,700 All right! 313 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,400 Good morning, Vietnam! 314 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,800 Hey, it's another delightful day here in Vacationland. 315 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,800 Everybody, time to get up. 316 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,000 Get up, wherever you are. 317 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:56,800 That's right, rise and shine, rise and shine! 318 00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:00,200 Got some songs goin' out right now to a couple of guys on the road to Nha Trengh. 319 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,200 You know what I'm talkin' about. Hey, Mr O'Malley, O'Malley. 320 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,300 You know. The Irish Dolby twins. 321 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,900 They're out there. Special song goin' out to you, right now. 322 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,300 l see trees of green 323 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,800 Red roses too 324 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:24,100 l see them bloom 325 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,400 For me and you 326 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:29,600 And l think to myself 327 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,400 What a wonderful world 328 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,900 l see skies of blue 329 00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:46,000 And clouds of white 330 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,500 The bright, blessed day 331 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,400 The dark, sacred night 332 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,300 And l think to myself 333 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,800 What a wonderful world 334 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,900 The colours of the rainbow 335 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,200 So pretty in the sky 336 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:14,800 Are also on the faces 337 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,800 Of people going by 338 00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:20,800 l see friends shakin'hands 339 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,700 Sayin' How do you do 340 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:30,000 They're really saying l love you 341 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,000 l hear babies crying 342 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,200 l watch them grow 343 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:40,200 They'll learn much more 344 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:43,200 Than l'll ever know 345 00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:46,100 And l think to myself 346 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,500 What a wonderful world 347 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:58,800 Yes, l think to myself 348 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,800 What a wonderful world 349 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,100 - Oh, yeah - Oh, yeah 350 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,200 That was Louis B. Armstrong, the great Satchmo. 351 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:27,600 Want to interview some GIs in the field, sir? And play those tapes on the radio? 352 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,500 God only knows what they'd say, sir. 353 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,800 It involves Cronauer, which makes me suspicious immediately. 354 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:37,700 An Lac. And Cronauer would definitely be going along? Hold on a minute, sir. 355 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,800 G-2, Corporal Tiser, sir. 356 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:48,100 One moment. 357 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,800 - Route One-A, sir, is the only route to An Lac, sir. - Does that road have a secure status? 358 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,000 No, sir, it does not. That road is Victor Charlie, sir. 359 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:03,700 - It is definitely not a friendly area. - Negative, sir. It is not. 360 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,200 It is hazardous and, uh, has been for about 48 hours. 361 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,400 Heavily fortified and considered very unsafe, sir. 362 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,700 Thank you. 363 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,500 Sir, I recommend we issue a 24-hour pass. 364 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,000 So this is the country where they grow rattan love seats. 365 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:42,100 God, is it hot. What a country. 366 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:46,800 Heat, humidity, terrorism. Still, it's better than New York in the summer. 367 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,700 Hey, fellas, how's the cough drop business? 368 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,800 You know, we haven't passed too many checkpoints since Chon Thanh. 369 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:04,300 Why do you make every Vietnamese town sound like a Mexican restaurant? 370 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,800 Britain imposed an oil embargo on Rhodesia today... 371 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,700 after that country's unilateral declaration of independence. 372 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:14,300 Gambia, Singapore and the Maldive Islands join the United Nations. 373 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,000 Sertse Khama becomes the first premier of Bechuanaland. 374 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,900 ln sports, all-star rookie Pete Rose's three hits-- 375 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,800 What do you think you'll do after all this, Ed? When you get out of the army? 376 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,700 I think I learned enough about radio stations-- 377 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,400 I mean, maybe I can work in a station back home or something. 378 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,600 Really? Give me your best shot. Lay somethin' on me. 379 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,700 Give it a go. Give it a go. 380 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,900 This is Eddie Garlick comin' to you live from AFRS, Armed Forces Radio Saigon. 381 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:39,600 Now funkify it. Give me some real funk. Give it to me, Edward. 382 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,800 This is Eddie Garlick, com-- 383 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:44,900 Good morning, Vietnam! 384 00:28:55,300 --> 00:29:00,100 You're listening to Eddie Kirk on AFRS. I have a big special-- 385 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,900 ...for, but we need to hear your requests. 386 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,900 So send in your postcards to Eddie Kirk, right here. 387 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,300 Hey! 388 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,000 You fine. How you are? Take you home. 389 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:45,300 You come out. No problem. 390 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,200 Take you home. Safe now from VC. 391 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,000 Hi. This is Marty Lee Dreiwitz at Cronauer Control Centre. 392 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,400 Adrian Cronauer is on temporary assignment... 393 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,800 and I'll be filling in until he arrives, hopefully sometime this morning. 394 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,500 Right now, let's play a song from Adrian's own playlist, one of AC's favourites. 395 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:29,600 It's going to be an exciting day of listening and learning, so please, tune in. 396 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,200 ''Sukiyaki,'' ''Volare,'' ''The Portuguese Washerwoman''... 397 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:40,800 - and ''Third Man Theme'' on the Kirk International-- - Baby, please don't go 398 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,700 Baby, please don't go 399 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,000 Baby, please don't go down to New Orleans 400 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,900 You know l love you so Baby, please don't go 401 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:55,200 - Baby, l'm done gone Baby, l'm done gone - Hold it, hold it, hold it. 402 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,800 - What's up? - I try to find ''Cronow.'' He don't show up in class. 403 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:07,300 He didn't show up for work today either. You know anything about this? 404 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,800 Listen, jerkoff! 405 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,200 We're here fighting for your country! Now where did Cronauer go? 406 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,300 An Lac. His pass say ''An Lac.'' 407 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,400 An Lac? Shit! 408 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,800 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah. You okay? 409 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:34,800 No. 410 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,600 Come on, pal. We'll make it. 411 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,400 - I have a hunch. - Yeah. 412 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,700 Baby, please don't go 413 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,400 - VC. The fuckin' VC. - Tell me somethin' I don't know, okay? 414 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,400 On that midnight train 415 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,500 Baby, please don't go 416 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:06,300 - How far you think we've gone? - Ten, fifteen miles. 417 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,000 Think we've reached Cambodia yet? 418 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:12,200 How can you fight a war in this shit? 419 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,600 I don't know where they are. I don't even know where I am. 420 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,400 Can't see dick. Like hunting with Ray Charles. 421 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:26,000 It okay! You can come out now. 422 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,700 If you here, I cannot find you unless you talk to me. 423 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,600 It's too dangerous staying here. 424 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:36,700 You don't believe it's me? Okay. Flip them the bird! 425 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,400 - Tuan? - Hey, there you are, ''Cronow.'' 426 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,600 How the hell'd you find us, Sparky? 427 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,800 Your Jeep. 428 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:50,000 We're obviously not in Cambodia. 429 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,900 Try it again. 430 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,500 One more time. 431 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:05,800 God damn it. Our Jeep gets blown off the road, and his van won't start. 432 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,900 - That's great. You know why we ended up in the same place? - Why is that? 433 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,400 Your limp pulled us to the right. We were going around in circles. 434 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,200 Stick with me. I don't want to go around again. 435 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,800 We're not in Kansas any more, Toto. 436 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,700 Listen. 437 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,900 Somewhere over there. 438 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,200 There it is, man. Yo! 439 00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:46,300 Yo! Right there! 440 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,300 Yo, GI! Hello, sailor! Hello! 441 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:52,600 Boogaloo, boogaloo! Hey! 442 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:32,700 To avoid razor burn problems, always rinse your razor with cold water instead of hot. 443 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,900 Your skin will look and feel a whole lot better. 444 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,500 That's it for ''Hygiene in the Heat.'' Tomorrow we'll-- 445 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,700 - Welcome back. - Thank you, Sergeant. I've missed you. 446 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:49,900 I'm informing you that you're outta here. I want your bags packed and ready to go tomorrow afternoon. 447 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,900 - You don't have the power. I'll take this right to the authorities. - I am the authorities, you moron! 448 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:02,800 Oh, I got your pansy ass in a sling now, Cronauer. Who's Tuan? 449 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:06,700 The guys who flew you in from An Lac radioed they'd picked up a young South Vietnamese boy with you and Garlick. 450 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,000 - Who is this South Vietnamese boy? - He's a friend from my class who risked his ass to save my life. 451 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:14,900 A friend? Your friend is a VC terrorist. 452 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,900 Yeah, and my mother's a werewolf, right? Yeah. 453 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,300 Tuan is also known as Phan Duc Tho. 454 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,700 He's currently wanted by the South Vietnamese police in connection with several bombings in the area... 455 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,500 including the one at Jimmy Wah's. 456 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,700 Surely you're familiar with that incident. 457 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:35,200 Did you ever wonder how a young South Vietnamese boy gets into and out of VC-held territory. 458 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:38,900 It's dangerous out there. Things just jump out at you. 459 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,100 And yet this boy can get in and out without a scratch. 460 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,200 And what about Jimmy Wah's? Didn't you ever wonder why you were pulled out... 461 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:48,100 just moments before the whole place blew up? 462 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,000 Or are you normally not that inquisitive? 463 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,900 Friends of Phan Duc Tho. 464 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,100 These three were executed shortly after this photo was taken. 465 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,400 Your friend is next. 466 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,700 I don't recommend that you tangle with me on this one, Airman. 467 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:15,700 There's not too many high-ranking officers would be sympathetic to a serviceman with links to terrorists. 468 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,600 The army is kind of quirky that way. 469 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:22,000 A conviction on the charge of treason against the United States carries with it some penalties... 470 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:25,100 kind of on the stiff side, if you know what I mean. 471 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,800 I have arranged for an honourable discharge, provided you leave without incident. 472 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:32,400 - Ten hut. - At ease. 473 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,100 Cronauer, I'm sorry as hell about this thing. God damn it, I like you, son. 474 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:44,300 I like what you do. Most of all, I like what you've done for the men. 475 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,400 But facts are facts. 476 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:52,200 This could give the army a black eye. I'm not gonna cover for you this time, son. 477 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,900 Sir? What about the show? 478 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,100 We'll handle it. 479 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,900 I'm sorry, son. 480 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,500 Why'd you do this? 481 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,400 I don't like your style, your politics or your sense of humour. 482 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,100 I don't like what you say or how you say it. 483 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,600 From now on, the fighting men of Vietnam will hear exactly what they're supposed to hear. 484 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:23,700 You're on a DC-8 from Tan Son Nhut airport tomorrow at 1 830 hours. 485 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,400 I recommend you pack quietly. 486 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:29,200 That's all I have for you, Airman. 487 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,400 You know... 488 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:45,100 you're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history. 489 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:55,000 Whoa, there, Dick. Put the brakes on. I wanted to wait till the airman left to talk with you. 490 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:58,200 Uh, Dick, I'm transferring you. 491 00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,500 - Transferring me, sir? - Mm-hmm. 492 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,700 - Where to, sir? - You're going to Guam. 493 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,800 Guam, sir! There's nothin' goin' on in Guam! Why Guam? 494 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:10,700 Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times 'cause I thought you was a little crazy. 495 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:15,200 But you're not crazy. You're mean. And this is just radio. 496 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:29,300 ''More dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.'' That's funny. 497 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,600 Hey, Teacher! When are you gonna teach us the softball? 498 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:45,300 Listen, I gotta talk to you. Now! Come on. 499 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,400 - Mr Cronauer, I must talk to you. - Oh, Minh, not now. 500 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,500 - Listen, you gotta tell me where your brother is. - Don't know. 501 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:53,100 Listen, his life is in danger. You gotta tell me where the hell he is. 502 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,100 - No, I don't-- - Bullshit! 503 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:59,700 Listen. No more games, okay? The army knows about your brother. 504 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,700 I have to leave the country because of my association with him. 505 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,300 They have pictures of him. If they find him, they will shoot him. 506 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,900 If you want to continue to have a brother, you take me to him now! 507 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,800 Phan Duc Tho! 508 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:27,500 Get back here! 509 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,900 Know about the bombings, Sparky. 510 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,000 No wonder you hauled ass. 511 00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:39,200 You were my friend. 512 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,500 I trusted you. 513 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,800 You hear me? 514 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:53,600 You naive man, ''Cronow.'' You take a stupid side. 515 00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:56,500 Now you have to go. It's better off. 516 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,000 That's not the fucking point! 517 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,700 Understand me? 518 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,500 I fought to get you into that bar, and then you blow the fuckin' place up. 519 00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:14,300 Listen. I gave you my friendship and my trust... 520 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,900 and now they tell me that my best friend is the goddam enemy! 521 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,400 Enemy? What is enemy? 522 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,600 You killing my own people so many miles from your home. 523 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:28,100 We not the enemy. You the enemy! 524 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:32,100 You used me to kill two people. Two people died in that fuckin' bar. 525 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,800 Big fucking deal! 526 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:37,300 My mother is dead. 527 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:41,700 And my older brother, who be 29 years old, he dead. 528 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,600 Shot by Americans. 529 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,400 My neighbour, dead. His wife, dead. 530 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,700 Why? 531 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,200 Because we're not human to them. 532 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:55,400 We're only little Vietnamese. 533 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,300 And I'm stupid enough to save your bullshit life at An Lac. 534 00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:11,300 Wait. 535 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,500 We're here to help this country. Where the fuck you goin'? 536 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,700 It's unbelievable. 537 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,200 Five months in Saigon... 538 00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:32,800 and my best friend turns out to be a VC. 539 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:36,000 This will not look good on a r๏ฟฝsum๏ฟฝ! 540 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,700 - You guys mind if I drive? - Be my guest. 541 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,800 It's a simple rule. If the engine's humming, it's already started. 542 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:15,700 Never fails. You guys mind if we make a little unscheduled stop? I got something I gotta do. 543 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,200 If you attempt to deviate from the aforeplanned schedule, you're under arrest, Cronauer. 544 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:22,900 Okay, everybody, let's play ball! 545 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,400 Go into conference. That point. That fence. 546 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:28,000 - Okay, here we go. - Go, batter. Go, batter. 547 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,100 Whoa! Headin' north! 548 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,900 Let's go! Was it a double or a daiquiri? 549 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,300 Wait a minute. All right! 550 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,200 Thank you! 551 00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:43,400 Whoa. A little conference here, Wilk. A little conference. Time out, everyone. 552 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:48,600 This not like a real baseball. It's much smaller and harder than-- than this one. 553 00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:51,600 You got me there, Wilk, because-- I'm sorry. We have no budget, you see. 554 00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:55,500 And I gotta get on a plane, and we have to do with what we can. Give me your hand. 555 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,700 - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you all the same. 556 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,700 - Thank you all the same, and-- You wanna take the ball? - No. 557 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,000 Okay. We gotta play, Wilk. You're pitchin'. There's only-- 558 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:06,300 I want to turn in the ball to the-- see, the original place. 559 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,400 - Okay. Let's take one more ball here. This one's a better one. - No, no. 560 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:11,900 - Not that one? - No need. - We haven't got a real baseball, Wilk. 561 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,500 - Bear with me, okay? - Okay. - We haven't got the money, pal. 562 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,900 - Anyway-- - Okay? Is that one okay? - I accept that this is a very good substitute. 563 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000 - Okay. Let's just play with the substitute then, okay? - Okay. 564 00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:23,500 - Okay. - This is a deal. - It's a deal? - This is a deal. 565 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,300 Okay, take the ball with you, then, Wilk. I'll give you money if you take the ball. 566 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,300 - No. - No? - I'm sorry. - Okay. 567 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:32,100 - I'm-I'm-- I've no money. Sorry. - Is there a psychiatrist here? 568 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,700 Whoa! Whoa! 569 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,500 Whoa! Whoa! 570 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,700 Yeah! Go! Run, run, run! Okay. 571 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,600 He's not out till you have both hands on the ball! 572 00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:50,500 Keep your eye on the fruit. That's it. Eye on the fruit. 573 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,500 Okay, on the fruit, on the fruit. 574 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,200 - Go, go! Run, Minh! Run! - Come on, Minh! - Run, Minh! 575 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,000 Keep go-- Keep going! 576 00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:05,100 - She's actually goin' home. - Well, l'm goin'out West where l belong 577 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:10,700 - That's it. We'll all change sides. - Where the days are short and the night are long 578 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,000 - Yes, Wilkie! - Well, they walk and l walk 579 00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:17,200 - They twist and l'll twist - Hey, Wilk. Wilk, you got a base hit. 580 00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:21,800 They shimmy and l'll shimmy They fly and l'll fly 581 00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:24,800 Well, they're out there a-havin'fun 582 00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:27,500 ln that warm California sun 583 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,000 Well, l'm goin'out West out on the coast 584 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,300 Where the California girls are really the most 585 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,900 Where they walk and l'll walk 586 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,800 They twist and l'll twist 587 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:46,300 They shimmy and l'll shimmy 588 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,900 They fly and l'll fly 589 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,600 Well, they're out there havin'fun 590 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,800 ln that warm California sun 591 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,500 Yeah, me too. Hey, hey. Oh, hey. 592 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,100 When you look like Goliath, so might you... 593 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,100 - You take care. Take care. - beware of-of some-some David. 594 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,100 We had a great day. 595 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,000 Thank you. 596 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:19,300 Well, Mr Cronauer, we, we thank-thank you for your fine teaching about softball... 597 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,800 and we have learned a lot from you and we wish you good luck and success. 598 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,700 - Thank you, Wilkie. - Thank you. - Thank you. 599 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,000 - Thank you. - Thank you. 600 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,000 - You guys ready to go? - Can you give me a minute? 601 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,400 Man, he's gonna say goodbye to the whole goddam country now. 602 00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:55,600 I want to say goodbye before you go. 603 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,100 To tell you... 604 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,900 thank you for being so kind. 605 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:07,500 So many things not happen the way you want it. 606 00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:13,200 You so good person... 607 00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:15,500 but I could not with you. 608 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,800 We are so different. 609 00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:22,500 I say ''tomato.'' You say ''xioh phoung.'' 610 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:45,300 See you. 611 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,800 - Staggers the imagination. - Makes me unique, doesn't it? 612 00:48:57,900 --> 00:49:02,300 - What a plus. - Flip them the bird! 613 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,400 Left, right! 614 00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,400 Three, four! 615 00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:54,800 Left, left! Left, right, left! 616 00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,500 Left, left! Left, right, left! 617 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,500 Left, left! Left, right, left! 618 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:27,100 It was a pleasure making your acquaintance, sir. Thanks. 619 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:31,500 - Cut that out, Garlick. We're the same rank. - What will I do without you, sir? 620 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,400 - Well, you carry on, Montesque. - Carry on, Montesque. 621 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:39,900 Carry on. I like that. It makes me feel, uh, British or something. 622 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,500 I've got something here for you. 623 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,900 I want you to play this. It says goodbye to everybody stayin' behind. 624 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,100 - I'll take care of it pronto, sir. - You could get in trouble for that. 625 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,700 I requisitioned for a name change. Trouble is actually my new middle name. 626 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Well, I'll give you the old chuck on the shoulder now. 627 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:02,300 It's a stupid thing to do, isn't it? 628 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,700 You take care. 629 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,600 Ed, your fly's open. 630 00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:10,600 Made you look. 631 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,400 Good morning, Vietnam! 632 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:38,400 This is Eddie Garlick coming to you live from AFRS... 633 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:40,700 Armed Forces Radio Saigon. 634 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:45,200 It's 1 629 hours here in Saigon, and Airman Adrian Cronauer is going home today. 635 00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:49,300 But he left a farewell message for all you guys out there still sweating it out in the fields. 636 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,100 So without further ado, here's a farewell extravaganza. 637 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,200 Goodbye, Vietnam! 638 00:51:57,300 --> 00:52:00,900 That's right, l'm history. l'm out of here. l got the lucky ticket home, baby. 639 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,400 Rollin', rollin', rollin' Keep them wagons rollin', Rawhide 640 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:07,100 Yeah, that's right. The final Adrian Cronauer broadcast. 641 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,700 And this one is brought to you by our friends at the Pentagon. 642 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,300 Remember the people who brought you Korea? That's right. The US Army. 643 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:17,500 lf it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army. 644 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,100 ''l heard that. ''Oh, ho, you're here! Good to see you. 645 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:25,900 ''l'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial. '' 646 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,400 Speaking of things controversial, is it true that there is a marijuana problem here in Vietnam? 647 00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:34,200 ''No, it's not a problem. Everybody has it. '' 648 00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:36,900 ''l don't know, Adrian. '' Leo! Leo. 649 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:41,200 ''Adrian, take care of yourself. l just want you to know one thing. 650 00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:44,800 lf you're going to be dressing in civilian clothes, don't forget pumps. '' 651 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:47,700 Thank you, Leo. Thanks for these. Oh, these are special. 652 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,800 ''They're ruby slippers, Adrian. Put these on and say, 'There's no place like home... 653 00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:54,700 there's no place like home, ' and you can be there. '' 654 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,700 l hope. l hope we all could. 60737

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