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Previously on Daytime Divas...
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- We won.
- Yay!
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Morning Talk offered
me a 20 percent bump.
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We'll match it.
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We never wanted Mo.
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I think you got played, Maxine.
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Hopefully, you will watch my new show.
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Do you need a wife?
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I'll have the network give you a ring.
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- There it is, yeah!
- When they flash, you flash.
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When Oprah launched her network
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we had to hide out
at the Sag Harbor house.
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Wait that was five years ago.
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Thought you said you'd only
been together for one.
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My mom is lying to me about
something important.
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I wish I could make it better.
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You stalked your colleague
and his wife on air...
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Shut up, he said he loved me!
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That's Maxine Robinson
killing her husband.
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What were you and Vance talking about?
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I was talking to him about Tandy.
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If you touch my sister, I'll kill you.
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It's so good to be back.
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With my baby.
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So, so, so good.
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I didn't, I didn't know
it could feel this good.
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Cheers, baby.
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Why don't you use that tongue for
something other than talking?
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I love daytime.
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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*
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Uh! Does everyone have to
go through that?
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Frequent exposure
to radiation causes cancer.
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- Everyone but you mom.
- Well, that's fair.
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Besides, with this chunk of
metal might make it explode!
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Hah!
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All hail the queen
of daytime television.
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Long live the queen.
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Wow, Dieter!
Hey, thanks so much for coming.
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- Yeah!
- So, friend, what's up?
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All kinds of good stuff actually.
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Yeah, my-my folk band
just pressed an album on vinyl.
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Oh, that is so cool,
I can't wait to buy it.
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So, what, I, uh,
I need to make a purchase.
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Right, yeah, um, I thought
you went all clean.
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Oh, totally, I still I am.
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I just need Adderall for my ADD.
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I'm diagnosed but my doctor he moved.
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And it's been really hard
for me to find a new one.
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Especially being under so much
scrutiny as a celebrity.
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Yeah, yeah yeah, being
a celebrity must be so hard.
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Ugh, you have no idea.
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Okay, um, yeah, I got you, for sure.
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Oh, great.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, you're the best.
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See you later.
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Hey, boss lady. You got a sec?
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For you? Always. Here, have a seat.
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I just wanted to thank you for backing
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that money truck up to my house.
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Now that I'm back I just
want to make sure we're cool.
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You know that we're, starting
off with a clean slate.
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Of course. We're both DTA Award
winning professionals.
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- Hell yes, we are.
- Okay, Mo. What do you want?
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So, the network is talkin' to me about
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starring in a Sitcom with Vance Gordon.
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- Sitcom? Cute.
- Mm-hmm.
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I didn't realize you had
acting aspirations.
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Well, I don't. I mean,
It's just a sitcom.
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I just got to do what I do but,
Vance Gordon is kinda bland
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so of course they need
Mo to bring the funny.
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I love it when funny is used as a noun.
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Yeah, so, you know,
they caught on to the chemistry
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that he and I had at the DTA
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so, if I get it which you know I will.
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I'm just gonna,
I'mma need your blessing.
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Well, that's very nice of you to ask me.
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- No, I mean, legally.
- Hmm.
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Like, I need for you to carve it
out of my contract.
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You know, 'cause
if you don't agree then...
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...I-I won't be able to do it.
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Is, um, this important to you, Mo?
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Well, if it wasn't,
I would not be asking.
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I will give you my blessing.
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I will call business affairs
and uh, take care of it.
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Thank you.
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But I do have a few minor concessions.
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Which will also be carved out
of your contract.
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Okay. Such as?
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You are never to...
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...discuss my age or my vagina...
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...on air again.
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If that's what it takes.
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Yo! Dieter?
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Hey, long time. How you been?
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Hey, I, uh got some of that
Kush, if you're interested.
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I do not need you anymore, okay?
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I've got my medical card
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and I most certainly don't
need you in my place of work.
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- How did you find me?
- I'm not here for you, Mo.
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I just... you know, I'm...
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I'm a fan of the show.
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You look great by the way.
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Thank you.
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Hey, business affairs just
called about Mo's new contract.
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You letting her go off for a sitcom?
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Sure, why not. Seems like a good
venue for all her talents.
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They can pipe in
laughter for all her yucks.
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Okay, but if the show gets picked up
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she'll be doing two jobs.
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- Yeah, right.
- Look!
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First year shows, I've heard stories.
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Scripts change all the time.
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Crazy hours, re-shoots.
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Ahh, she'll be run ragged.
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She'll miss shows.
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Oh!
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How did it take me so long to get there?
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But, be careful, mom.
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It's gonna go straight to Mo's head
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and she'll be an even bigger monster.
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Sometimes when I feed the beast
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I slip a little something
extra in her kibble.
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I-what does that mean?
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It means I'm not scared of monsters.
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No, I'm not going for the
Frida [bleep] Kahlo look.
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Where's the water? My mouth is [bleep].
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Okay, really, spotlight
on fetal massage?
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Another frivolous pregnancy piece.
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If it bugs you that much,
you should take a stand.
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- You are a DTA winner.
- That's right!
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You gotta throw down to get
anywhere with Maxine.
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That's why I get whatever I want
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because she's too scared
to say no to me.
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Yeah, I'm terrified, Mo.
You got me by the balls.
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Congratulations, ladies.
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Winning is so humbling...
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Even more humbling than all
those years of losing.
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Yeah, I say we celebrate all month.
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Maxine as a DTA winner
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I'd like to use our increased
visibility to report
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on issues that I really care about.
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And I would like you
to get the network to scrub
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all the images of me
and my dress from the internet.
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So much drama with you and your jugs.
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- Yeah, Heath, free the nipple.
- My nipples are not free.
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It's humiliating guys.
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Well, as long as we're
asking for things, I mean
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could this DTA winner
get like a juice bar
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maybe some organic crap.
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And Mo, for you?
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Oh, no. I'm good.
I got everything I want.
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Alright, newsflash, girls.
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As lovely as this award is
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all it means is that
our formula is working.
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And that we need to do
more of the same.
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And that we beat those smug
bitches at "Morning Talk!"
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Shouldn't we be using this
as a launching pad
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to bigger and better things?
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The "Lunch Hour" is bigger and better.
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Nina, there are a lot
of journalists out there
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that would kill for your gig.
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Print media is over.
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Oh, that's arguable.
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Uh! What isn't arguable with you, Nina?
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Ladies, instead of whining
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we should be relishing our victory.
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I am, all I'm saying is that
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the world is scarier than ever
and we have a platform..
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No, I have a platform.
And you're a guest on it.
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Now, we need to look past our
accolades and focus on the work.
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All eyes are on us. So, today
should be the best show ever.
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Maxine, these just came for you.
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Oh, my God. That's huge.
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- Who's it? Oprah?
- Ooh!
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Is she finally
acknowledging our DTA win?
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Actually it's from your dry cleaner
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congratulating you and thanking you
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for your continued patronage.
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What's this?
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- Oh!
- What is it?
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This is from Oprah!
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The women owns her own cable channel.
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Gift certificate. 50 bucks.
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Bed, Bath and Beyond.
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Oh!
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Another meme. It's so offensive!
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And not a single one of them
give me props for being perky
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after having two kids.
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- Phone for Leon.
- I can say it, Ramona.
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- Then why didn't you?
- Because, what's the point?
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Ooh!
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Hey, Mr. Network President
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Oh! Mo!
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You picked up.
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Hey, my favorite funny lady.
How are you doing?
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Big day today.
First day back on the show.
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So, you're calling to tell me,
I got the part, right?
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The network loved your audition.
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They loved it. We were roaring.
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Yes.
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But the network really wants you
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to focus on "The Lunch Hour."
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You're calling to tell me
I didn't get the part.
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Is that what you're saying?
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You're, you're telling me
that you're passing?
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No, no, no, not passing per se.
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Was it Maxine? That bitch.
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Some of the upper brass felt
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that you didn't
have the right chemistry.
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Chemistry? What the fuck?
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I mean, no wonder your
primetime line up is tanking.
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You are a very important part
of the NEB family, Mo.
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Very important... Mo?
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[bleep] just watch me
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[bleep] explode.
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Come on! Move.
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I've been telling you, we're screwed.
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They're subpoenaing my phone records.
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Damn, this thing is not going away.
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No, it's not. In fact,
it's getting way too close.
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And I don't know how to shut it down.
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In all my years reporting the news I've
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interviewed presidents,
princes, and pop stars.
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But there are other voices
that I wanted to be heard.
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So, a decade ago I created a show
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where woman could sit down
and say what's on their minds.
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And, boy, do they ever!
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We have a real slice of American pie
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who puts faith and family first.
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A Pulitzer prize winning journalist
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with a passion for justice.
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A child star who is all grow up.
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Her POV is OMG.
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She's back. The outrageous, outspoken
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the one and only, Mo.
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And me, Maxine Robinson!
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I'm in the left chair every day at noon.
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On, "The Lunch Hour."
Where no topic is taboo.
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The DTAs were great!
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I'm not saying who but someone
let's call her, I don't know
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Star Jones got into this thing
with someone let's call her...
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...uh, Sharon Osborne...
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Oh, my gosh, I'm totally
making up those names.
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Okay, can you like save
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some oxygen for the rest of us in here?
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- Yeah, okay.
- We were all at the DTAs.
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And I'm sure there
are plenty stories that
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that are more interesting
for you guys to hear, right?
251
00:10:36,394 --> 00:10:38,461
Yeah, like, my stories,
like I was telling...
252
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,630
Do you know, I have the talking stick.
253
00:10:40,699 --> 00:10:43,800
I'm sure we all can agree with
the highlight of the evening
254
00:10:43,868 --> 00:10:47,337
was when I received that award
in that awesome dress.
255
00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:49,339
Do you have the picture of the dress?
256
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:51,941
Ahh! Look at that dress.
257
00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:54,110
Oh. I was so stoked
when I heard that we won
258
00:10:54,179 --> 00:10:55,678
I was in the bathroom which was a...
259
00:10:55,747 --> 00:10:59,234
And I think the other highlight
of the evening was...
260
00:10:59,656 --> 00:11:00,751
...Heather's headlines.
261
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,151
Mo, no, please, please, I'm...
262
00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:04,153
Some haters said that
they were lowlights.
263
00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:06,289
- We weren't gonna talk about...
- That is not okay.
264
00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:08,391
We can't talk about Heather's boobs?
265
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,660
I thought we couldn't talk
about Maxine's vagina
266
00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:12,849
which for the record I'm not
talking about your vagina
267
00:11:12,897 --> 00:11:15,209
I'm talking about the fact that
I can't talk about your vagina.
268
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:16,933
What is happening on the show today?
269
00:11:17,002 --> 00:11:19,269
We are talking censorship.
Keep up.
270
00:11:19,337 --> 00:11:21,204
Mo, can talk about whatever she'd like.
271
00:11:21,273 --> 00:11:23,106
So, far it's still a free country.
272
00:11:23,174 --> 00:11:25,041
Oh, great, now I don't
have anything to say.
273
00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:29,248
Well, if anyone finds my
DTA, I kinda lost it.
274
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:30,739
Um, I think I left it in the Uber
275
00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:32,941
oh, with my purse which
I, which I also lost.
276
00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:35,443
Kibbs, I think you lost
your ever loving mind.
277
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:37,257
Well, if anyone finds
that and returns it to me
278
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:39,445
then you get a free "Lunch Hour" tote.
279
00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:41,283
Alright, Maxine, say what you need.
280
00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:44,519
Enough about the DTAs and Mo's return.
281
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,947
- Let's talk about babies.
- Talk about...
282
00:11:47,024 --> 00:11:49,093
- Nina!
- Thank you, Maxine.
283
00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:52,127
Well, I have got some great tips
284
00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:54,929
on how to make a happy baby in utero.
285
00:11:55,218 --> 00:11:57,372
They can wait until
they're fully formed adults
286
00:11:57,401 --> 00:11:58,609
to be miserable.
287
00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:02,404
Nina, pregnancy is supposed
to be the most wondrous time
288
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,372
of a woman's life, so, I've heard.
289
00:12:04,441 --> 00:12:06,341
So, can you please put
a smile on your face
290
00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:07,909
for your next maternity segment?
291
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,277
Like this?
292
00:12:09,346 --> 00:12:11,015
Dealing with second
trimester hemorrhoids.
293
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:14,093
Well, suck it up. I see your
face I'm wanna turn the channel.
294
00:12:14,242 --> 00:12:17,118
And I suspect most of America
feels the same way.
295
00:12:17,187 --> 00:12:19,835
Well, I am sorry, I'm doing
the best I can with this fluff.
296
00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:21,442
There's real arrogance in that attitude.
297
00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:24,034
Well, I think you're risking
patronizing your audience.
298
00:12:24,102 --> 00:12:26,703
I think you're risking patronizing me.
299
00:12:27,468 --> 00:12:29,443
Kudos to you Kibby,
you saved us out there.
300
00:12:29,468 --> 00:12:31,959
Oh! Oh, man you were so funny.
301
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,751
Kibby, keep doing whatever you're doing.
302
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:36,515
Okay, I'm on the DTA high
and like 30 cups of coffee.
303
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:37,562
So, ha-ha.
304
00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:42,000
Kibby is only funny because
I came back, okay.
305
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:44,507
Obviously I elevate the conversation.
306
00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:46,605
Any network would know
that except this one.
307
00:12:46,674 --> 00:12:48,804
- You didn't get the pilot?
- I didn't really want it.
308
00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:51,154
It needs to be a network
that deserves me.
309
00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:52,929
Wait, wait, I rehearsed with you.
310
00:12:53,158 --> 00:12:54,859
You did amazing, baby.
311
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,294
I'm allowed to call you baby
now in the public, right?
312
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,884
It's all good. Come on, baby
313
00:12:58,953 --> 00:13:00,786
- I owe you one.
- Yes!
314
00:13:00,855 --> 00:13:02,655
Hey, did you want me to tear Mo
315
00:13:02,723 --> 00:13:04,367
a new one for mentioning your, um...
316
00:13:04,873 --> 00:13:07,373
Vagina? No. It's fine.
317
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,929
Well, she is in breech
of contract, we could always...
318
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,008
This just came for you, Shawn.
319
00:13:11,032 --> 00:13:12,492
I think it's from Oprah.
320
00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:15,810
Okay, uh..
321
00:13:17,914 --> 00:13:20,031
Why'd they subpoena my phone records?
322
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,518
What the hell? Why would they?
323
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,109
Uh, you know what? It's no big deal.
324
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,851
I'll handle it, okay?
325
00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:30,695
Handle it?
326
00:13:31,508 --> 00:13:34,342
Shawn, how do you handle a subpoena?
327
00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:36,382
Even Maxine's not that powerful.
328
00:13:36,492 --> 00:13:37,842
Uh, she'll figure something out.
329
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:41,015
Baby, this is the one thing
that she can't control.
330
00:13:41,382 --> 00:13:42,692
Hey, so, what were they asking you
331
00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,182
the other day at the police station?
332
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,099
I mean, they were just
drilling down for details
333
00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:47,200
about the night that Ted died.
334
00:13:47,224 --> 00:13:48,590
But I couldn't give 'em much.
335
00:13:48,835 --> 00:13:50,734
- Well, why not?
- I wasn't there.
336
00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:52,992
I was at a graduation party wasted.
337
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:55,663
You? Wasted?
I mean, you barely drink.
338
00:13:55,732 --> 00:13:57,632
I was wild back in the day.
339
00:13:57,701 --> 00:14:01,002
I actually, hardly remember
what happened that night.
340
00:14:01,071 --> 00:14:03,671
Wow, even I haven't heard
341
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,812
of these wild Shawn stories.
342
00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:07,390
There's a reason for that.
343
00:14:07,744 --> 00:14:10,226
Um, there's a lot I don't
know about you, player.
344
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,385
"You can do anything
that your heart desires."
345
00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:19,587
I mean, this script is so lame.
346
00:14:19,656 --> 00:14:21,189
Oh, my gosh, seriously?
347
00:14:21,258 --> 00:14:22,857
Like, "Lacey From Outer Spacey"
348
00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:24,459
is Shakespeare or something?
349
00:14:24,528 --> 00:14:26,628
Can you just help me
with my audition, please?
350
00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:29,030
I mean, you were the one
who said you'd help me.
351
00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:30,598
- Remember?
- I know I did.
352
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:31,835
But, it's just that...
353
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:35,265
Tan, I gotta be honest
with you about something.
354
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,038
I'm having a hard time with this.
355
00:14:37,062 --> 00:14:38,875
The thought of you doing
the show with Vance.
356
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,539
Tandy...
357
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,039
...I mean, this script sucks, right?
358
00:14:48,385 --> 00:14:50,852
It's really bad and being
a child actor is hard enough.
359
00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:54,155
- But if you really wanna...
- You think I suck, right?
360
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,224
- What? No.
- Just say it.
361
00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:56,502
You, you're scared that I'm gonna
362
00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:57,959
embarrass you in front of Vance.
363
00:14:58,028 --> 00:14:59,093
That's not it at all.
364
00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:00,628
Then why won't you help me?
365
00:15:00,697 --> 00:15:01,781
Huh?
366
00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:05,615
Because, I-I don't think you're ready.
367
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,312
I think you need a lot of training.
368
00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:09,570
Because you only get
one shot in this business.
369
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,046
Darling, I think you should know
370
00:15:18,114 --> 00:15:20,315
what your police department is up to?
371
00:15:20,383 --> 00:15:23,218
Subpoenaing my phone
records and my son's.
372
00:15:23,286 --> 00:15:25,487
This is harassment.
It needs to be stopped.
373
00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:27,989
Maxine, I can't do anything about that?
374
00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:30,558
You're the deputy mayor.
Do something with your title.
375
00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:33,928
You know my show employs over
200 tax paying citizens.
376
00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:36,564
Not to mention the tourists
that come and see it.
377
00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:38,713
And then go across the street
and eat at Shake Shack.
378
00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:42,570
And then drop buckets of dollars
on "I Love New York" t-shirts.
379
00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:44,739
Maxine, what do you want from me?
380
00:15:44,808 --> 00:15:47,281
The police should focus on real crime.
381
00:15:47,611 --> 00:15:51,346
- Drugs, theft.
- I hear you, Maxine.
382
00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:54,139
Get them off my back now
or it won't be pretty.
383
00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:57,352
You know, my sister's boy wants
to break into the business.
384
00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:00,622
Yes, uh, we can give your
nephew an internship, see?
385
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,891
I knew there was a way we
could work things out.
386
00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:10,789
Just like that, the case is over.
387
00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,750
When I'm so damn close.
388
00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:18,339
It's rules like "Thou shall not kill"
389
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:20,804
just for little people and suckers, huh?
390
00:16:22,289 --> 00:16:25,170
- Siri, get me the asshole.
- Jason Abel!
391
00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:27,715
Jason, you passed on Mo
for the Vance Gordon Sitcom.
392
00:16:27,784 --> 00:16:30,748
What happened to Mo? I thought
she killed at the auditions.
393
00:16:30,773 --> 00:16:32,887
Well something died, here.
394
00:16:32,956 --> 00:16:34,492
You can see for yourself.
395
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,526
I won't tell your dad this time, Jozy.
396
00:16:38,812 --> 00:16:42,406
"because living with your
mistake is punishment enough."
397
00:16:43,199 --> 00:16:45,257
I promise I won't do it again.
398
00:16:46,369 --> 00:16:48,570
"But if this behavior..."
399
00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:50,004
Well, I can't do this [bleep].
400
00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:51,781
Okay, this is how it should go.
401
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,776
Listen, your behavior you keep
acting up like this [bleep]
402
00:16:54,844 --> 00:16:57,412
I'mma knock your ass
till it hits your head.
403
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,581
You entitled [bleep] off it.
404
00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:01,718
You think anybody gives a shit.
405
00:17:01,781 --> 00:17:03,632
that your mother is dead?
406
00:17:04,531 --> 00:17:07,617
Um, can we stick to the
script? It's a family comedy.
407
00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:09,796
Where's the [bleep] comedy?
408
00:17:09,852 --> 00:17:14,273
She is awful. Truly awful.
409
00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:17,468
- Let's watch it again.
- We've watched it eight times.
410
00:17:18,101 --> 00:17:19,478
You think it's too late to call Jason?
411
00:17:19,502 --> 00:17:21,914
For what? She stinks.
412
00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:24,050
He'd have to be an idiot
to actually give her the part.
413
00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:25,974
That's what I'm counting on.
414
00:17:32,132 --> 00:17:35,483
Brad's actually okay with the
kids going to the Crossroads.
415
00:17:35,552 --> 00:17:36,996
I'm sure he calls it
a hippy-dippy school
416
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,354
with pot smoking parents,
and barefoot kids.
417
00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:41,422
- Is it?
- Yeah!
418
00:17:41,491 --> 00:17:44,292
But, Ella can be Ella and..,
419
00:17:44,361 --> 00:17:46,023
...as long as the kids are happy.
420
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,296
I mean, screw Nina and her stalker.
421
00:17:48,365 --> 00:17:49,945
Metal detectors at work?
422
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,799
We're living in a police state.
423
00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:53,935
But you can't be too careful these days.
424
00:17:54,004 --> 00:17:55,870
What? Yeah! Keys kill!
425
00:17:55,939 --> 00:17:57,905
Ready. Good Morning.
426
00:18:01,678 --> 00:18:03,511
Ow! Shit! It was the white girl.
427
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,013
It was the white girl you saw that.
428
00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:06,539
Oh! Ah!
429
00:18:06,783 --> 00:18:08,416
My gun, must have set it off.
430
00:18:08,485 --> 00:18:09,929
I probably should have taken that out.
431
00:18:09,953 --> 00:18:11,564
Don't worry, I have
a concealed weapons permit.
432
00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:12,732
Come on, Mo. We're gonna be late.
433
00:18:12,756 --> 00:18:14,489
You don't want Maxine to be mad.
434
00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:19,875
I bring my gun to work every
day, ladies. It's fine.
435
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,491
Hell, no, Annie Oakley.
436
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:23,082
What the hell are you doing with a gun?
437
00:18:23,151 --> 00:18:25,351
Yeah, Heather! Are you freakin'
insane? Guns are scary.
438
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:28,187
There is no reason for anyone
to bring a weapon to work.
439
00:18:28,256 --> 00:18:30,250
I agree. I was the one
who was threatened.
440
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,391
With a selfie stick.
441
00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:32,625
The point being
442
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,227
I would never bring a gun to work.
443
00:18:34,252 --> 00:18:36,162
Hey, ladies, while I
respect your very liberal
444
00:18:36,231 --> 00:18:38,164
and left-minded opinions
about this matter
445
00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:40,299
may I remind you
that I am well within my rights
446
00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:43,484
to carry a firearm? Besides...
447
00:18:44,859 --> 00:18:45,789
And it's pink.
448
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:48,046
I don't see what the big fuss is.
449
00:18:48,234 --> 00:18:52,284
I carry my gun safe and
sound in my purse...
450
00:18:52,352 --> 00:18:53,952
...inside of my drawer...
451
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:58,990
...which I lock. No big deal.
452
00:18:59,059 --> 00:19:00,625
No big deal, my ass.
453
00:19:00,694 --> 00:19:02,994
Heather, a gun is not costume jewelry.
454
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,897
Do you know how many
black people die from guns?
455
00:19:05,966 --> 00:19:08,366
Ladies, I am protected
by the Second Amendment
456
00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:10,335
which gives me the right to bear arms...
457
00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:12,104
- Every man is...
- Ladies, enough!
458
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:15,375
This is not the time nor place
to have this discussion.
459
00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:18,609
We will continue a civilized
discussion where it belongs.
460
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,645
The law is very clear,
as a citizen of New York
461
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:24,304
and a lawful holder
of a concealed weapons permit
462
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:26,072
I'm allowed to carry my gun
wherever I want
463
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:27,929
as long as there are no signs
prohibiting it.
464
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,544
Look around, ladies,
there are no signs.
465
00:19:30,612 --> 00:19:32,379
No one thought
we needed a no-gun sign
466
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:35,148
plastered on the set of
a daytime talk show for women.
467
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,312
- She has a point.
- Fancy makes people safe.
468
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,629
- What?
- Fancy?
469
00:19:38,698 --> 00:19:40,018
Fancy's what I have named my gun.
470
00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:42,333
But it's a gun, not a Pomeranian.
471
00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:44,935
My aunt had a Pomeranian named
Fancy. Cute, but annoying.
472
00:19:45,004 --> 00:19:46,749
Didn't know how to feel
when they put her down.
473
00:19:46,773 --> 00:19:49,040
Heather, the argument that you
and your NRA friends make
474
00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:51,876
that guns deter violence
is absolutely ridiculous.
475
00:19:51,944 --> 00:19:53,944
Guns are almost never used
in self-defense.
476
00:19:54,013 --> 00:19:57,681
And when they are, they always
result in a more dire outcome.
477
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,550
No, I don't, I don't know, Nina, look.
478
00:19:59,619 --> 00:20:02,353
I actually think people have
the right to strap up.
479
00:20:02,422 --> 00:20:05,089
- Thank you, Mo.
- But not your crazy ass.
480
00:20:05,158 --> 00:20:06,857
You think I trust you with a weapon?
481
00:20:06,926 --> 00:20:08,259
You can barely use a can opener
482
00:20:08,327 --> 00:20:10,172
without hurting yourself,
Heather. Come on, stop it.
483
00:20:10,196 --> 00:20:12,029
You know, let's check in
with our social media
484
00:20:12,098 --> 00:20:13,953
to see what they say about this topic.
485
00:20:16,969 --> 00:20:17,868
Ooh.
486
00:20:17,937 --> 00:20:19,270
Please, take your fantasies
487
00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:20,671
somewhere else, creepers.
488
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:22,976
Yeah, I'm a responsible gun owner
489
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,775
and I carry it everywhere I go.
490
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:26,121
Keep that in mind next time you try
491
00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:27,711
to cut in front of her at communion.
492
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:33,884
Jason, listen to me,
Mo's humor is broad and vulgar
493
00:20:33,953 --> 00:20:36,153
but a sitcom with a laugh track?
494
00:20:36,222 --> 00:20:38,022
That seems like the perfect vehicle.
495
00:20:38,091 --> 00:20:40,724
Let her audition again.
She wasn't used to the format
496
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:42,059
or the, the rhythms...
497
00:20:42,128 --> 00:20:43,861
"The Lunch Hour"
should be her priority.
498
00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:45,596
The sitcom will just be a distraction.
499
00:20:45,665 --> 00:20:47,965
Mo's capable of multitasking.
500
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:50,012
I assume you're gonna be
shooting in New York, right?
501
00:20:50,036 --> 00:20:51,836
Well, I mean, we'd have to
if we went with Mo
502
00:20:51,904 --> 00:20:53,365
to accommodate her schedule.
503
00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:01,216
Tandy, hey, can I talk
to you for a second?
504
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,427
No. Seriously, I'm about
to audition, to get in the zone.
505
00:21:04,452 --> 00:21:05,918
Are you trying to sabotage me now?
506
00:21:05,987 --> 00:21:07,720
- No.
- Uh, just talk to my manager.
507
00:21:07,789 --> 00:21:10,225
- Tandy, please.
- What do you expect?
508
00:21:10,475 --> 00:21:12,675
- You told her she sucked?
- That's not what I said.
509
00:21:12,743 --> 00:21:14,143
I'm just trying to protect her.
510
00:21:14,212 --> 00:21:16,779
You know what, maybe if you were
this dramatic on camera
511
00:21:16,848 --> 00:21:18,158
you'd still have an acting career.
512
00:21:18,182 --> 00:21:19,560
Well, maybe if you weren't so greedy
513
00:21:19,584 --> 00:21:20,761
you wouldn't be such a terrible mother.
514
00:21:20,785 --> 00:21:21,818
Oh, good.
515
00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:23,719
Why don't you go put in a nice word
516
00:21:23,788 --> 00:21:25,522
with Vance for your sister?
517
00:21:25,923 --> 00:21:29,404
"Josey, your mother will be with you
518
00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:31,694
at your birthday party in spirit."
519
00:21:31,762 --> 00:21:34,318
"But she won't really be there."
520
00:21:34,514 --> 00:21:35,780
"Josey."
521
00:21:36,035 --> 00:21:37,568
Damn this.
522
00:21:37,693 --> 00:21:41,403
Josey, let your mom's
spirit follow the light
523
00:21:41,428 --> 00:21:44,333
where she could be with her dead
relatives and pets and she...
524
00:21:44,358 --> 00:21:46,420
No, wait. T-t-those are not the lines.
525
00:21:46,445 --> 00:21:47,717
If you want this part
526
00:21:47,713 --> 00:21:49,357
you're gonna have to
stick with the script.
527
00:21:49,381 --> 00:21:51,504
- It's not funny.
- It's a network comedy.
528
00:21:51,529 --> 00:21:53,828
- It's not supposed to be funny.
- Why are you tryin' to help me?
529
00:21:53,852 --> 00:21:56,887
Well, because I told you
I would support you.
530
00:21:56,956 --> 00:21:59,834
- Clean slate.
- Really?
531
00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:03,269
Okay, well, I would
hope that we're there
532
00:22:03,338 --> 00:22:05,538
'cause we are on the same team, right?
533
00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:06,607
Of course.
534
00:22:06,674 --> 00:22:08,674
Our friendly rivalry has become
535
00:22:08,743 --> 00:22:10,143
a fun part of our brands.
536
00:22:10,211 --> 00:22:11,611
- Okay. Fine.
- You know what, Mo?
537
00:22:11,679 --> 00:22:13,224
I wouldn't have hired
you in the first place
538
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:15,748
if I didn't think you're funny
and certainly not re-hired you.
539
00:22:15,817 --> 00:22:18,251
Well, I never would've taken
the job in the first place
540
00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:20,514
if I didn't have to pay my goddamn rent.
541
00:22:20,553 --> 00:22:23,020
Alright, let's, uh, let's
just read the lines.
542
00:22:23,088 --> 00:22:25,422
"Josey, I'll make this
543
00:22:25,491 --> 00:22:28,833
the best birthday party you ever had."
544
00:22:28,858 --> 00:22:30,005
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What you doing?
545
00:22:30,029 --> 00:22:32,286
It says you have to hug Josey Pinch.
546
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:33,510
I don't believe in hugs.
547
00:22:33,579 --> 00:22:35,913
Well, neither do I.
You wanna get the part?
548
00:22:35,982 --> 00:22:37,881
Just pretend I'm a big bag of money.
549
00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:39,748
Money. Money, money, money, money.
550
00:22:41,076 --> 00:22:42,256
Ah. Really?
551
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:45,923
Well, now you need to
pretend I'm your doorman.
552
00:22:45,992 --> 00:22:47,131
Thank you.
553
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,732
- Hm.
- Hm.
554
00:22:49,272 --> 00:22:51,906
- Now say the line.
- Oh, [bleep]. Okay. Um.
555
00:22:51,975 --> 00:22:53,986
"I will always be there for you,
my little lovebug."
556
00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:55,029
- End scene.
- Ooh!
557
00:22:55,054 --> 00:22:56,201
Oh, thank God.
558
00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:58,850
Vance, do not hire Tandy.
I mean it.
559
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,681
Jealousy is not becoming on you.
560
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,984
- Your sister deserves a shot.
- You're such a dick.
561
00:23:03,052 --> 00:23:05,786
And the network
makes the decisions, not me.
562
00:23:05,855 --> 00:23:08,256
Don't act like you don't have
a say. Tank her audition!
563
00:23:08,324 --> 00:23:10,162
Calm down. Calm down.
564
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,928
I swear to God, if you so much
as look at her wrong
565
00:23:13,036 --> 00:23:14,483
I'll go public with everything.
566
00:23:15,459 --> 00:23:19,100
And what are you gonna say,
that I took advantage of you?
567
00:23:19,168 --> 00:23:21,736
Come on, Kibbs, you and
I did not fall in love
568
00:23:21,804 --> 00:23:23,437
until you were, what, 18?
569
00:23:23,506 --> 00:23:26,941
Love? I was such a little idiot
for believing you. So smooth.
570
00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,850
Protecting yourself
while still being a perv.
571
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,522
And thanks for the drugs, by the way.
572
00:23:30,547 --> 00:23:33,681
Uh-oh, that sounds like addict behavior
573
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,516
blaming your actions on other people.
574
00:23:35,585 --> 00:23:37,885
The difference is I didn't have
anyone looking out for me
575
00:23:37,954 --> 00:23:39,287
but Tandy does.
576
00:23:40,053 --> 00:23:42,420
Do you really expect people
to believe you?
577
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,823
Look at you. Kibby, huh?
578
00:23:44,892 --> 00:23:45,902
Well, what-what do you want here?
579
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:48,126
Uppers, downers, combo platter?
580
00:23:48,195 --> 00:23:49,365
[bleep] you.
581
00:23:50,063 --> 00:23:51,774
Maybe no one will believe
me, but do you really
582
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:53,295
wanna take that chance?
583
00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:58,537
I get the feeling that
this is really important to you
584
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,717
so I will push for somebody else.
585
00:24:00,915 --> 00:24:02,811
Daddy comes through again!
586
00:24:05,389 --> 00:24:06,989
What do you mean she quashed it?
587
00:24:07,057 --> 00:24:08,423
Subpoena's gone.
588
00:24:08,492 --> 00:24:10,262
It's over. Let's celebrate.
589
00:24:10,287 --> 00:24:12,724
Do you know how difficult it is
to get rid of a subpoena?
590
00:24:12,749 --> 00:24:15,217
Uh, she must have pulled
some serious strings.
591
00:24:15,285 --> 00:24:17,819
- Whatever gets the job done.
- Shawn.
592
00:24:19,586 --> 00:24:21,152
Think about it.
593
00:24:23,193 --> 00:24:25,961
She lied about how long
she was seeing William for.
594
00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,029
Why?
595
00:24:27,608 --> 00:24:30,465
What else is she hiding that
she has to pull in such favors?
596
00:24:30,534 --> 00:24:33,335
She's my mother. She asked me
to trust her and I'm going to.
597
00:24:33,403 --> 00:24:35,570
Well, what exactly did she
ask you to trust her about?
598
00:24:35,639 --> 00:24:36,838
- Nothing.
- Nothing?
599
00:24:36,907 --> 00:24:38,017
With how she's handling this.
600
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,608
You deserve to know the truth.
601
00:24:39,676 --> 00:24:41,926
I know it. Everyone knows it. Ted fell.
602
00:24:41,951 --> 00:24:44,528
- He hit his head and died.
- But you weren't even there.
603
00:24:44,553 --> 00:24:46,164
You said it yourself,
that you don't even remember
604
00:24:46,188 --> 00:24:47,687
what your mother told you that night.
605
00:24:47,756 --> 00:24:49,868
Look, Nina, I don't need you to
be an investigative journalist
606
00:24:49,892 --> 00:24:51,701
on this one. Just leave it alone.
607
00:24:51,726 --> 00:24:52,983
Well, that's interesting.
608
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,836
You were so worried about how my
one lapse in journalistic ethics
609
00:24:55,905 --> 00:24:58,005
would jeopardize the show,
yet a murder investigation
610
00:24:58,074 --> 00:25:00,541
involving your mother
doesn't even faze you?
611
00:25:00,609 --> 00:25:02,476
The murder investigation
that's now closed
612
00:25:02,545 --> 00:25:05,342
because there was no murder, Nina. Look.
613
00:25:06,139 --> 00:25:08,920
Can we just let it go?
614
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,786
Babe, I'd really like
to just focus on the future.
615
00:25:12,855 --> 00:25:15,731
I mean, I feel like
we're finding our way
616
00:25:15,756 --> 00:25:17,389
back to a really good place again.
617
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,853
Me, too.
618
00:25:20,629 --> 00:25:22,796
So, can we just let it go?
619
00:25:30,522 --> 00:25:33,423
Well, Nina, I was happy
and surprised to hear from you.
620
00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:35,525
Yes, we ended on such an ugly note.
621
00:25:35,594 --> 00:25:37,805
Well, maybe that's because
you called me a psycho stalker
622
00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,029
on national television.
623
00:25:39,097 --> 00:25:41,631
I'm so sorry. I feel
really bad about that.
624
00:25:41,616 --> 00:25:43,216
I feel kinda bad, too.
625
00:25:43,285 --> 00:25:45,752
Maybe sending you a big box of dog poop
626
00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:46,817
was a little over the top.
627
00:25:46,842 --> 00:25:48,108
That was you.
628
00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:49,756
Water under the bridge, right?
629
00:25:49,825 --> 00:25:51,045
So, um...
630
00:25:52,171 --> 00:25:54,038
What's going on with you and Maxine?
631
00:25:54,107 --> 00:25:55,351
- Why do you wanna know?
- Well, clearly...
632
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,256
She didn't wanna keep you on the show.
633
00:25:58,211 --> 00:26:00,177
And we both know
634
00:26:00,246 --> 00:26:03,147
that when somebody
has something on Maxine
635
00:26:03,216 --> 00:26:05,483
she shuts them down hard.
636
00:26:05,551 --> 00:26:07,718
Luckily, you've landed on your feet.
637
00:26:07,787 --> 00:26:10,321
It must've been so tough to
get another job in journalism.
638
00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:12,764
- Oh, talent always rises to...
- Yo.
639
00:26:13,777 --> 00:26:15,381
I asked you for an Espresso.
640
00:26:16,029 --> 00:26:17,728
And, make it a ristretto
641
00:26:17,797 --> 00:26:20,431
not that sketch banana-nut
spice crap.
642
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,795
And, don't forget to restock
my mini fridge.
643
00:26:25,972 --> 00:26:29,373
We're-we're
a social news website
644
00:26:29,442 --> 00:26:31,709
which means we spend all day
writing listicles
645
00:26:31,778 --> 00:26:35,813
like 20 Disney Princesses
With Serious Bitch Face.
646
00:26:35,882 --> 00:26:38,149
Hey, Bowen! Yay, me.
647
00:26:38,217 --> 00:26:41,919
But it's not easy to get
a decent internship at my age.
648
00:26:41,988 --> 00:26:45,056
You must be so pissed.
649
00:26:45,124 --> 00:26:46,590
That's a polite way of putting it.
650
00:26:46,659 --> 00:26:48,426
So, then tell me
651
00:26:48,494 --> 00:26:51,342
why did Maxine
wanna get rid of you so badly?
652
00:26:52,165 --> 00:26:54,943
I have evidence
that she murdered her husband.
653
00:26:56,769 --> 00:26:58,451
Oh, and since we're being real
654
00:26:59,329 --> 00:27:00,818
it wasn't dog poop.
655
00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:09,143
Damn. Hey, slow your roll, girl.
656
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:10,711
It's only 8 o'clock in the morning.
657
00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:11,946
What's the big d?
658
00:27:12,015 --> 00:27:13,889
It works a hell of a lot
better than coffee.
659
00:27:14,005 --> 00:27:15,805
Okay, I'll take an 8-ball, please.
660
00:27:15,874 --> 00:27:17,437
I thought you were only
stickin' to Adderall.
661
00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:18,819
I am. This is just a special, like
662
00:27:18,843 --> 00:27:20,109
hump day/bump day treat.
663
00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:23,279
Alright, well, as long as you remember
664
00:27:23,348 --> 00:27:26,149
to check yourself before
your wreck yourself. Alright?
665
00:27:26,217 --> 00:27:28,129
Okay, this whole drug-dealer-
with-a-conscience thing
666
00:27:28,153 --> 00:27:31,387
is getting really annoying.
So, uh, here's your money.
667
00:27:31,456 --> 00:27:35,358
- Give me my goods and go.
- Alright. Hey, one love.
668
00:27:35,427 --> 00:27:37,084
Okay. Can you please just go?
669
00:27:37,671 --> 00:27:38,770
See ya.
670
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,272
Bye, you guys.
Have a good day at school.
671
00:27:44,297 --> 00:27:45,686
Make good choices.
672
00:27:48,173 --> 00:27:51,441
Principal Freewoman.
Thank you so much.
673
00:27:51,509 --> 00:27:54,210
Ella is so happy and trans
674
00:27:54,279 --> 00:27:56,713
and Savannah is confused
675
00:27:56,781 --> 00:27:58,881
but, she's getting used to it.
676
00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:02,037
- You have been so welcoming.
- Stop.
677
00:28:02,231 --> 00:28:04,665
We ask for consent before touching.
678
00:28:04,906 --> 00:28:08,381
- And I'm denying.
- Oh. Okay. I am so sorry.
679
00:28:08,427 --> 00:28:11,653
I'm also denying you access
to the school.
680
00:28:11,678 --> 00:28:13,756
Several parents caught your show
and you must understand
681
00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:16,548
that guns terrify our students.
682
00:28:16,617 --> 00:28:18,583
And they're not really a solution
683
00:28:18,652 --> 00:28:20,085
but if you insist on carrying one
684
00:28:20,153 --> 00:28:21,531
then we're going to have to reconsider
685
00:28:21,555 --> 00:28:22,821
your children's enrollment.
686
00:28:22,890 --> 00:28:24,923
I thought this school
was all about inclusivity.
687
00:28:24,992 --> 00:28:28,426
And yet, here you are, outright
excluding me and my children.
688
00:28:28,495 --> 00:28:30,186
We are not excluding.
689
00:28:30,497 --> 00:28:32,964
We're just extracting.
690
00:28:34,819 --> 00:28:37,920
For the record, my gun
has never gone off nor will it
691
00:28:37,945 --> 00:28:40,068
unless I'm protecting myself
and my children.
692
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:43,389
I am not judging you.
We don't judge here.
693
00:28:43,414 --> 00:28:45,794
Oh, but I think you do
694
00:28:45,819 --> 00:28:48,787
you alternative socialist hypocrites.
695
00:28:49,326 --> 00:28:51,483
Thank you for speaking
your truth, Heather.
696
00:28:51,508 --> 00:28:53,574
And now here's mine.
697
00:28:53,787 --> 00:28:56,022
If you wish your children
to stay in this school
698
00:28:56,047 --> 00:28:58,514
there better not be a gun
in your handbag tomorrow.
699
00:29:00,787 --> 00:29:04,046
Yeah, well, gluten
intolerance is a conspiracy
700
00:29:04,115 --> 00:29:06,076
created by the rice industry!
701
00:29:12,475 --> 00:29:14,372
Hey! Maxine!
702
00:29:14,397 --> 00:29:17,011
I just wanted to show you my new bag.
703
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,947
- Cute, right?
- Oh, yeah.
704
00:29:19,015 --> 00:29:21,549
I mean,
it's very new-money-meets
705
00:29:21,618 --> 00:29:24,561
I-just-landed-a-major-role-
on-a-network-sitcom.
706
00:29:24,854 --> 00:29:27,422
You got the job. Congratulations!
707
00:29:27,490 --> 00:29:30,858
Thank you! Girl, it's all about
that double-income life, baby.
708
00:29:30,927 --> 00:29:32,807
And I would not have been able
to land this role
709
00:29:32,862 --> 00:29:34,729
if it weren't for you. So, thank you.
710
00:29:34,798 --> 00:29:36,208
Speaking of children, uh, you know what?
711
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:38,132
I'm, I think I'm finally understanding
712
00:29:38,201 --> 00:29:39,756
what it feels like to have children.
713
00:29:40,818 --> 00:29:43,338
Oh. Mommy loves her so much.
714
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:46,708
- Are you breastfeeding?
- Oh, gosh, she wouldn't latch.
715
00:29:46,776 --> 00:29:48,512
No, really, like, she wouldn't latch.
716
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:50,537
The clasp broke, I had
to take her back to be fixed
717
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,513
but I wanted to ask you real quick.
718
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:53,659
What do you think about having
719
00:29:53,683 --> 00:29:55,216
Vance Gordon on the show tomorrow?
720
00:29:55,285 --> 00:29:57,685
I mean, we can tell the world
that I, Mo Evans
721
00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:58,965
is playing his wife and I'm bringing
722
00:29:58,989 --> 00:30:00,822
a little chocolate to the milk.
723
00:30:00,890 --> 00:30:02,678
I think the network would love it.
724
00:30:02,892 --> 00:30:05,526
That's why I love you, baby.
She needs a nap.
725
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,201
- Oh.
- You, what, what happened?
726
00:30:07,497 --> 00:30:09,597
You're so sleepy. Okay.
727
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,701
Max, I appreciate you, girl.
Love ya!
728
00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:23,244
Hey, Kibbs. Doin' a
little spring cleaning?
729
00:30:23,313 --> 00:30:25,313
Yeah. Yeah, I was feeling
kind of repressed
730
00:30:25,382 --> 00:30:27,882
by my current setup, so, figured
I'd rearrange some things.
731
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,261
Sometimes it, just moving a chair
732
00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:31,397
can make you feel refreshed, you know?
733
00:30:31,855 --> 00:30:33,621
- Nice bag.
- Oh, thank you.
734
00:30:33,690 --> 00:30:35,951
I bought it with my new sitcom money.
735
00:30:35,976 --> 00:30:37,287
Oh, you got the part.
736
00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,154
Wow, congrats.
737
00:30:39,179 --> 00:30:40,962
Thanks. Did your sister hear anything?
738
00:30:41,031 --> 00:30:43,331
Oh, um, I-I don't think
it's happening for her.
739
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,397
Oh, that's too bad.
Vance really liked her.
740
00:30:45,422 --> 00:30:46,529
I bet he did.
741
00:30:48,071 --> 00:30:50,858
Look, Mo, I got to warn you.
Vance, he sucks.
742
00:30:51,074 --> 00:30:54,642
Like, he's the mayor, treasurer,
and president of-of Suck Town.
743
00:30:54,711 --> 00:30:56,411
Working with him,
it-it, it's a nightmare.
744
00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:57,945
Hm. You know what, Kibbs?
745
00:30:58,014 --> 00:31:00,348
Maybe you need to worry
about yourself, you know?
746
00:31:00,417 --> 00:31:01,994
Are you coming down
with a cold or something?
747
00:31:02,018 --> 00:31:03,651
You're doing an awful lot of sniffling.
748
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,014
No, I'm-I'm fine. Um...
749
00:31:07,037 --> 00:31:10,324
Can you go? You're kinda
harshing my feng shui.
750
00:31:15,678 --> 00:31:18,366
Well, I am so happy you are
doing "The Lunch Hour" tomorrow.
751
00:31:18,435 --> 00:31:20,967
I think our audience is gonna
flip over your new show.
752
00:31:21,076 --> 00:31:23,411
It's crap, but they're
paying me a ton of money
753
00:31:23,436 --> 00:31:25,545
so, you know, whatever. Right?
754
00:31:26,109 --> 00:31:27,775
What's it gonna be like
to work with Mo?
755
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:30,475
Oh, she is so down to earth and easy.
756
00:31:30,747 --> 00:31:32,358
Uh, absolutely no ego with her.
757
00:31:32,506 --> 00:31:33,714
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
758
00:31:33,783 --> 00:31:36,017
You know, that brash personality
she flaunts on stage
759
00:31:36,086 --> 00:31:39,545
it's just an act.
She's as sweet as a wallflower.
760
00:31:40,147 --> 00:31:42,615
Alright. Well, then
this is gonna be fun.
761
00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:45,004
They're not making you
shoot in New York, are they?
762
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,028
Ah, on-on account of Mo,
I think we kinda have to.
763
00:31:47,097 --> 00:31:49,097
She can't be in two places at once.
764
00:31:49,165 --> 00:31:50,198
Yeah, I guess not.
765
00:31:50,266 --> 00:31:52,904
- Not that that's your problem.
- It kinda is.
766
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:56,576
I mean, to tell you the truth,
it's a huge pain in my ass.
767
00:31:57,006 --> 00:31:59,607
I mean, everything's in LA.
I got my house, my kids...
768
00:31:59,676 --> 00:32:01,909
Oh, darling, you are Vance Gordon.
769
00:32:01,978 --> 00:32:04,325
If you don't want to pick up your life
770
00:32:04,350 --> 00:32:06,872
and move to New York
for some crappy sitcom
771
00:32:06,897 --> 00:32:08,997
put your foot down.
I'm sure they'll cave.
772
00:32:09,066 --> 00:32:11,717
And then what? I mean, what,
y-you and I would fight over Mo?
773
00:32:11,742 --> 00:32:13,029
Darling, I would never fight.
774
00:32:13,428 --> 00:32:15,415
There are a lot of other
co-hosts out there
775
00:32:15,439 --> 00:32:17,381
but only one Emily Pinch.
776
00:32:25,163 --> 00:32:26,326
Maxine, you got a sec?
777
00:32:26,351 --> 00:32:28,264
Uh, if you're trying to get out of doing
778
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,733
the story on pregnancy sandals
tomorrow, forget it.
779
00:32:30,758 --> 00:32:31,758
No.
780
00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:34,403
No, as much as I loathe
these insipid pieces
781
00:32:34,428 --> 00:32:36,421
you keep on assigning me,
this isn't about that.
782
00:32:36,490 --> 00:32:38,356
This is about Shawn
783
00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:41,393
and the investigation
into your husband's death.
784
00:32:41,576 --> 00:32:43,461
And I think you should know
785
00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:44,810
how stressful it's been for him.
786
00:32:44,865 --> 00:32:47,092
Well, it isn't easy for me, either.
787
00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:50,108
Oh, these detectives
need to get a hobby.
788
00:32:50,233 --> 00:32:52,436
I just think he would feel a lot better
789
00:32:52,475 --> 00:32:54,912
if you told him what actually
happened the night of his death.
790
00:32:54,936 --> 00:32:57,375
I've told him everything
he needs to know.
791
00:32:57,522 --> 00:32:59,762
So, if you will excuse me
792
00:32:59,787 --> 00:33:02,158
I have a show to prep.
793
00:33:04,529 --> 00:33:06,272
I spoke to Anna Course.
794
00:33:10,468 --> 00:33:11,998
She told me that you killed Ted.
795
00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:15,850
Uh, you're gonna take
the word of a woman
796
00:33:15,919 --> 00:33:19,045
who has proven herself unstable
on national television.
797
00:33:19,070 --> 00:33:22,323
Actually, my instincts are telling me
798
00:33:22,392 --> 00:33:24,209
that Anna is onto something.
799
00:33:24,428 --> 00:33:27,128
I think you're forgetting this,
Maxine, but I am a journalist.
800
00:33:27,197 --> 00:33:29,130
Oh, yeah. And so am I.
801
00:33:29,199 --> 00:33:30,647
So, if you wanna dig, let's dig.
802
00:33:30,733 --> 00:33:32,901
Don't think that I haven't forgotten
803
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:36,006
about your own skeletons in your closet.
804
00:33:36,049 --> 00:33:37,114
I don't have any.
805
00:33:37,410 --> 00:33:39,877
I bet your ex-husband begs to differ.
806
00:33:39,904 --> 00:33:41,487
It's never too late to find out, is it?
807
00:33:41,511 --> 00:33:44,312
You know what, Maxine,
there is nothing to know.
808
00:33:44,381 --> 00:33:47,515
Andrew's a spiteful person and
he'll say just about anything.
809
00:33:47,584 --> 00:33:49,184
Nina, darling, if you wanna continue
810
00:33:49,252 --> 00:33:51,279
meddling in my business, go ahead.
811
00:33:51,304 --> 00:33:52,604
But be forewarned.
812
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:55,756
When they go low, I go lower.
813
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:05,742
Hey, thanks for letting me
swing by before work.
814
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:08,834
NBD. That's how we talk
around here. It's really cool.
815
00:34:08,859 --> 00:34:10,062
Saves like three minutes a day.
816
00:34:10,086 --> 00:34:13,350
Doesn't NBD have the same exact
number of syllables as no big deal?
817
00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:14,651
- Hey, Anna.
- Hm.
818
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,586
Ah. I'm rebranding.
819
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,998
I'm super-close to getting
my own listicle. Yeah?
820
00:34:18,982 --> 00:34:20,709
Can you restock the
fridge with kombucha?
821
00:34:21,256 --> 00:34:22,388
Just give me a second.
822
00:34:22,457 --> 00:34:24,423
Bo, I'm currently in
the midst of scheming
823
00:34:24,492 --> 00:34:27,420
to take down my old boss
with my former nemesis.
824
00:34:27,996 --> 00:34:29,095
Sweet.
825
00:34:31,029 --> 00:34:33,092
He's so cool. I'm totally DTF.
826
00:34:33,601 --> 00:34:37,003
So, Anna, you said on the phone
that you had something for me.
827
00:34:37,071 --> 00:34:38,471
Yes, right. I'm sorry.
828
00:34:39,507 --> 00:34:43,476
This... is the police investigation
829
00:34:43,544 --> 00:34:45,108
into Ted's death.
830
00:34:45,747 --> 00:34:48,217
Apparently, Maxine had it killed.
831
00:34:48,516 --> 00:34:50,516
TBH, that's what she does.
832
00:34:50,585 --> 00:34:52,718
These are the actual police files?
833
00:34:52,787 --> 00:34:54,587
Mm-hmm, the detective in charge
834
00:34:54,656 --> 00:34:57,506
was taken off the case
and he was pissed AF.
835
00:34:58,293 --> 00:35:00,693
Twist, he gave the files to me. Hm.
836
00:35:00,904 --> 00:35:03,786
Spoiler alert, Queen Maxine once again.
837
00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:05,264
Yeah, well, we'll see about that.
838
00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:06,358
Mm-hmm.
839
00:35:07,368 --> 00:35:08,501
What's this?
840
00:35:08,569 --> 00:35:09,935
Nothing you need to worry about.
841
00:35:10,004 --> 00:35:12,071
It's just a crappy mix tape of mine
842
00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:13,358
from the '90s.
843
00:35:13,951 --> 00:35:16,509
God, I loved Hootie & The Blowfish.
844
00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:22,490
One second.
845
00:35:27,721 --> 00:35:28,887
Uh, come in.
846
00:35:30,224 --> 00:35:31,724
- Uh, five minutes?
- Yeah.
847
00:35:31,793 --> 00:35:35,361
Actually, I-I was coming to ask
if you would do me a big favor.
848
00:35:35,538 --> 00:35:36,970
Do you think you could ask Vance
849
00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:39,505
if he would take a selfie
with me after the show?
850
00:35:39,530 --> 00:35:41,130
I saw him getting miked in the back.
851
00:35:41,199 --> 00:35:42,509
Vance is here? He's doing the show?
852
00:35:42,533 --> 00:35:45,401
Yeah, and I'm a really big fan
853
00:35:45,470 --> 00:35:46,569
and I... Actually...
854
00:35:46,637 --> 00:35:49,186
I used to have a big crush on him, so...
855
00:35:49,211 --> 00:35:50,623
- Get out.
- Okay, sorry.
856
00:35:51,609 --> 00:35:53,509
- But now it's four minutes...
- Get out!
857
00:35:53,578 --> 00:35:54,578
Sorry.
858
00:36:05,957 --> 00:36:07,741
Hey, what happened to you earlier?
859
00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:08,764
Thought we were going out to breakfast.
860
00:36:08,789 --> 00:36:09,789
Yeah, I'm sorry.
861
00:36:09,814 --> 00:36:11,725
I had some errands to run.
862
00:36:15,689 --> 00:36:17,264
- Is everything okay?
- Mm-hmm.
863
00:36:17,366 --> 00:36:19,170
One minute! One minute!
864
00:36:19,968 --> 00:36:21,935
Hey! Excuse me.
865
00:36:22,004 --> 00:36:24,076
Alright, hold the baby
while I'm at work.
866
00:36:24,101 --> 00:36:26,339
Mommy's gotta bring home the bacon.
867
00:36:26,408 --> 00:36:29,609
Ooh. Hello! Yo, kid,
you better check yourself!
868
00:36:29,678 --> 00:36:31,522
You do not want a piece of me.
869
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:34,514
- You okay, baby?
- Man.
870
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:36,616
You're sweeter to this purse
than you are to me.
871
00:36:36,912 --> 00:36:38,649
But that's because
that purse holds my money
872
00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:39,936
without spending it.
873
00:36:41,725 --> 00:36:43,158
Oh, look here.
874
00:36:43,227 --> 00:36:45,994
I think you need to do
some talking to Kibby.
875
00:36:46,063 --> 00:36:47,729
Why is my hair so flat today?
876
00:36:47,798 --> 00:36:49,334
It's looks really, really, really bad!
877
00:36:49,467 --> 00:36:50,767
Can you do something about this?
878
00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:53,703
Yeah, she's looking
very Lindsay Lohanish
879
00:36:53,772 --> 00:36:55,305
circa 2006.
880
00:36:55,373 --> 00:36:57,118
Well, should we try parting it
on the other side
881
00:36:57,142 --> 00:36:58,908
so it's not as [bleep] just flat?
882
00:36:58,977 --> 00:37:00,376
I'll speak to her after the show.
883
00:37:00,445 --> 00:37:02,014
I need clips, I need clips.
884
00:37:02,581 --> 00:37:03,748
Aria!
885
00:37:04,783 --> 00:37:06,082
Mm-hmm. Your problem.
886
00:37:07,252 --> 00:37:09,623
So, I walked right back
into that audition room
887
00:37:09,648 --> 00:37:11,621
and I said, "Oh, no, I am not done.
888
00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:13,990
You bitches are going to give me
another chance."
889
00:37:14,059 --> 00:37:16,059
She killed it! You are so fun.
890
00:37:16,127 --> 00:37:18,394
- Thank you.
- Oh, that's our Mo, so funny!
891
00:37:18,463 --> 00:37:21,623
So, Vance, uh,
Mo will be playing your wife?
892
00:37:21,678 --> 00:37:25,380
Oh, wait. Wait a minute.
Mo's gonna play Vance's wife?
893
00:37:25,449 --> 00:37:28,216
But how will that work since you
don't really do age appropriate?
894
00:37:28,285 --> 00:37:30,196
That is an interesting point,
not only will the show
895
00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:33,088
be diverse, but finally we will
see an age appropriate spouse...
896
00:37:33,156 --> 00:37:35,209
Hey, Nina, do you, like,
try to be boring?
897
00:37:37,194 --> 00:37:41,663
Sorry, go back to talking
about Vance's relationships.
898
00:37:41,732 --> 00:37:45,033
So, uh, tell me, will
your second wife be as mellow
899
00:37:45,102 --> 00:37:46,334
as your IRL wife?
900
00:37:46,403 --> 00:37:48,636
Since we all know
she puts up with a lot.
901
00:37:48,705 --> 00:37:50,772
- Is she high?
- Okay, Kibby.
902
00:37:50,841 --> 00:37:52,040
All cameras off Kibby.
903
00:37:52,109 --> 00:37:54,008
Come on, we all know I'm a handful
904
00:37:54,077 --> 00:37:56,945
both off and on camera.
905
00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,513
Oh, he's a handful.
906
00:37:58,582 --> 00:38:00,315
Now, speaking of relationships
907
00:38:00,383 --> 00:38:02,117
we have a little surprise for you.
908
00:38:02,185 --> 00:38:03,952
It is time to introduce America
909
00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:07,255
to the young actress who'll be
playing Vance's daughter...
910
00:38:07,324 --> 00:38:08,324
And my stepdaughter.
911
00:38:08,358 --> 00:38:10,483
Okay, that's the whole
point of the show.
912
00:38:10,576 --> 00:38:14,095
Please welcome, Tandy Ainsley!
913
00:38:14,164 --> 00:38:15,164
What?
914
00:38:17,134 --> 00:38:18,700
Well, we wanted to surprise you, Kibby.
915
00:38:18,769 --> 00:38:21,998
Isn't this fun, passing
the baton to your kid sister?
916
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,280
Yeah, it is so cute.
917
00:38:23,347 --> 00:38:24,947
The fake family keeping
it on the real...
918
00:38:25,016 --> 00:38:27,049
Tandy, are you F-ing kidding me?
919
00:38:27,118 --> 00:38:30,920
Sister, hi. Aww.
So, apparently, I can act.
920
00:38:30,988 --> 00:38:32,088
She was terrific.
921
00:38:40,665 --> 00:38:43,299
They loved you.
How do you feel?
922
00:38:43,367 --> 00:38:45,534
You feel good? I was so nervous for you.
923
00:38:45,603 --> 00:38:48,437
Every time I think you can't go
any lower, you prove me wrong.
924
00:38:48,506 --> 00:38:51,207
Careful, Kibby. Green
was never your color.
925
00:38:51,275 --> 00:38:52,475
I'm not jealous!
926
00:38:52,543 --> 00:38:55,444
Uh, excuse me. Kibby,
I would like to speak with you.
927
00:38:55,513 --> 00:38:58,014
Oh, is that what you like? Well,
I don't care what you want.
928
00:38:59,217 --> 00:39:00,857
Kibby, you need
to get a hold of yourself.
929
00:39:00,885 --> 00:39:02,196
- How could you do this to me?
- Oh.
930
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:04,253
Kibby, you need to dry out now.
931
00:39:04,322 --> 00:39:05,921
I have invested a lot in you.
932
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:08,029
Oh, is that what I am,
just some investment?
933
00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:15,917
Oh, Maxine, um, what's
the matter with Kibby?
934
00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:17,919
Oh, she'll be fine.
935
00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:20,288
So, I have a little
announcement for you two.
936
00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:23,258
We are so excited about "In A Pinch"
937
00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:25,427
we wanna give it the best
possible production value
938
00:39:25,496 --> 00:39:28,397
we can get, so we've decided
to shoot it in LA.
939
00:39:28,465 --> 00:39:30,899
- Ah!
- Oh, LA as in Los Angeles?
940
00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:32,634
- Los Angeles.
- Yeah!
941
00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:34,236
Oh, Mo, what a shame.
942
00:39:34,304 --> 00:39:37,205
And so soon after you came back
to "The Lunch Hour."
943
00:39:37,274 --> 00:39:39,342
You're gonna love it out there.
944
00:39:43,046 --> 00:39:45,053
- What the fudge?
- Have you seen Kibby?
945
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:47,555
Have you seen this sign? Not cool!
946
00:39:47,624 --> 00:39:48,856
I can't bring my gun here...
947
00:39:48,925 --> 00:39:50,491
Heather, I don't have time for this.
948
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,623
I need to find Kibby.
949
00:39:51,627 --> 00:39:53,171
You don't have time
for the Second Amendment?
950
00:39:53,195 --> 00:39:54,361
Back off, Heather.
951
00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:56,029
You know, this California shit
952
00:39:56,098 --> 00:39:58,832
has Maxine Robinson written all over it.
953
00:39:58,901 --> 00:39:59,967
Not now, Mo.
954
00:40:00,035 --> 00:40:01,935
You knew exactly what you were doing.
955
00:40:02,004 --> 00:40:03,637
And it's a shame you didn't.
956
00:40:04,130 --> 00:40:05,522
Oh, there she is.
957
00:40:05,975 --> 00:40:07,107
What the f...
958
00:40:07,176 --> 00:40:08,320
- Okay, you should stop.
- Oh, my God.
959
00:40:08,344 --> 00:40:10,110
- Oh, God.
- Kibby. Kibby.
960
00:40:10,179 --> 00:40:11,411
How does it feel, asshole?
961
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,080
- Kibby, no!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
962
00:40:13,148 --> 00:40:14,381
Oh, my God.
963
00:40:14,450 --> 00:40:15,983
Kibby, please put down the gun.
964
00:40:16,051 --> 00:40:18,218
- No, I'm not gonna let him touch her!
- Kibby!
965
00:40:18,287 --> 00:40:20,354
I'm not gonna let him
get away with this!
966
00:40:20,422 --> 00:40:22,255
- Put down the gun!
- Everybody look out!
967
00:40:25,144 --> 00:40:27,490
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