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♪ flamenco music playing ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪
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[brush scraping]
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I don't get why you brush your buggalo.
They have no hair.
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[whispers]
Shh! They don't know that.
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Don't know what?
[hollow bonking]
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They're just such beautiful creatures.
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My parents own the largest herd on Mars.
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Where do you keep them all?
[buggalo chittering]
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O-M-Jah!
Don't know how I missed them!
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We raise them for food
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but Betsy here has been my pet
since I was a kid.
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That's why we not eat her!
[sizzling]
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[Hermes yelps]
Yet.
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Don't know how I missed you either!
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Amy, you forget the best part
of raising buggalo.
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Bugfighting season!
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♪ flamenco sting ♪
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Neat!
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[camera shutter snaps]
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Nobody's gonna fight
sweet little Betsy, are they?
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No, no. Females too wimpy.
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Buggalo matadors only fight the males.
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[fierce snarling]
[banging]
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[gasps] How do I keep
missing these things?!
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Nobody should be fighting
any kind of buggalo.
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It's cruel and inhumanoid.
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Oh, please.
They're just brainless insects.
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Really? 'Cause they have
very large brain pans
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according to the brain-ometer.
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Big don't mean smart.
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Zoidberg's big, but he got
the intelligence of a brine shrimp.
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Thank you, sir!
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It's not about intelligence.
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There's just something...
special about them.
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[loud slurping]
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Ew, gross!
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[loud chomping]
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After lunch, you all come downtown.
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We kick off bugfighting season
with the running of the buggalo!
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Sounds dangerous.
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Oh, no. Couple people get killed.
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Not many. Not dangerous at all.
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People get killed, you say?
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Four, five tops. Plus some robots.
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But mostly people, you say?
I'll do it.
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[all cheer]
- Let's run it!
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You guys can't be serious!
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Leela, you're not gonna
participate in this, are you?
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[chewing]
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Uh... How about
we let this be your issue?
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♪ rousing pasodoble music playing ♪
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[crowd cheering]
- Welcome, spectators, runners,
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and coffin salesmen,
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to the annual running
of the buggalo!
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[crowd cheering]
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We got a great group of buggalo...
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[snarling, snorting]
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...and a lazy-looking bunch of runners.
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[listless groaning]
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So sign those liability waivers,
say goodbye to your loved ones...
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And run for your lives!
[flare gun fires]
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[crowd cheers]
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[buggalo snorting]
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ANNOUNCER [on speaker]:
And they're off and running!
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Hello, splatter fans.
Don Cunningham here.
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The red planet will run red today
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with the blood of its bravest heroes.
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Also their guts.
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[crowd cheering]
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[Leela and Fry panting]
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[Professor snoring]
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[Zoidberg whooping]
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[breathless panting]
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[yelps]
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[thundering]
[chittering]
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[back cracks]
- Whoo!
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[grunts]
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Next time, watch where you're going!
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[grunts]
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[tiles shatter]
[Bender thuds]
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CUNNINGHAM:
And the buggalo make the turn
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towards the Mars Vegas Strip,
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home of the $1.99 subprime rib.
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[slot machines chiming]
- Come on! Baby needs a new left hip!
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[handle cranks]
[wheels spinning]
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[buggalo thundering]
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[crashing, smashing]
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[coin clatters]
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[chandeliers creak]
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[coin clatters on floor]
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♪
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[panting]
Man, I'm running outta steam.
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Good thing that's not what I run on.
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[gasps]
[eyes whirring]
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♪ dreamy music playing ♪
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[eyes whirring]
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[eyelashes whir, clang]
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[panting] I'm Bender, baby!
What's your name?
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Marquita Maria Christina
Chiquita Alana Paloma...
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- Uh-huh... Right... Okay...
- ...Ramona Rosita Catalina Lupe
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Lunes Martes Miercoles
Jueves Viernes Sabado Domingo...
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Cat's got some moves!
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He's very light on his feet
for a two-ton robot.
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I've never seen such beauty.
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Do you have many more names?
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- Yes, many. Veronica Helena Hermina...
- Uh-huh? Right.
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- ...Francesca Esperanza Valentina...
- Okay. Keep going.
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...Carmelita Leonora
Lupita Isabella Juanita
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Teresa Sofia Mariana Benihana Bonita
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Nereida Guadalupe
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Alvarez.
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♪ dreamy music playing ♪
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[woozy groaning]
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[grunts]
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[clanging, banging]
[Bender grunting]
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[thundering away]
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[crumpling, whirring]
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BENDER:
No! Where'd she go?!
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[gasps, sighs]
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I'll never see
the love of my life again!
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And even more tragic,
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she'll never see me again!
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[sobbing]
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CUNNINGHAM:
Another magnificent running of the buggalo
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has come to an end.
[dogs barking]
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Along with many, many lives.
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What a sick and unnecessary exercise.
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And such a beautiful tradition.
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[sad sigh]
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MAN:
Excuse me, Señor Bender?
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I'm Abner Doubledeal.
BENDER: I know you!
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You're the commissioner of
the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.
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And also every other league.
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Plus, I'm El Comisario of
La Asociación de Bugfighting.
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And I need you to be my new matador.
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Wh-What happened to the old matador?
[buggalo chittering]
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- Uh, he retired.
- I don't know.
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It seems dangerous.
I mean, I know I'm great,
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but do you think
I'm great enough?
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Definitely not.
That's why you'll need to be trained
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by the greatest matador alive.
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♪ dramatic, dreamy music playing ♪
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[gasps] Marquita Maria Christina, etc.?
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I would die a thousand deaths
to spend one minute with her!
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[grunts]
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Then you have chosen
the right line of work!
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♪ upbeat pasodoble music playing ♪
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[snarling, snorting]
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[chittering]
[crowd cheers]
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[crowd cheers]
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Marquita's the best.
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You'll wanna learn
all her trademark moves.
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Trademark infringement?
My specialty!
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[snarling, snorting]
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♪ energetic flamenco music playing ♪
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[knife stabs]
[crowd groans]
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CUNNINGHAM: Ooh, and Matador Marquita
dispatches the honorable beast
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with utmost honor.
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I've never seen so much honor, folks.
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I just hope Marquita
doesn't slip on all that honor.
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♪ gentle flamenco music playing ♪
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Bender, I want you
to meet your trainer.
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Matador Marquita Maria Christina
something something.
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¡Comisario! If you can't remember
a simple name, I'm not--
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I remember it!
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Chiquita Alana Paloma
Ramona Rosita Catalina Lupe Lunes...
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Just train him to survive this season.
I gotta go.
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The NFL's up for sale on Craigslist.
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...Valentina Carmelita Lenora...
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[muffled]
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You remember that
from our brief meeting?
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Alvarez.
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I pay close attention when
things are about to get jiggy.
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♪ romantic music playing ♪
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I too was struck by the thunderbolt
of love at first sight.
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But love must wait until you have studied
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the ways of the bugfighter.
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First study, then jiggy?
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Patience is the hallmark of the matador.
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[excited squeal]
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We shall begin with the most
important element of bugfighting.
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Stabbing? Screaming?
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[flirtatious]
Jigging?
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Clothing.
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♪ dramatic flamenco music playing ♪
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Uh, you got anything slimming?
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I wanna give the buggalo
as small a target as possible.
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Sir! My family has been
making matador outfits
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for seven generations!
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So you're experienced?
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My father died yesterday.
You're my first customer.
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Honestly, most of
our matador work is repairs.
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Lots and lots of repairs.
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♪ The Bullfighter's Song plays ♪
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[muleta flaps]
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[puffing]
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[clang, crash]
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[flapping]
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[clang]
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[both grunt]
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[panting]
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Ah, ah. Only if you
survive your first bugfight.
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And maybe gargle something.
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♪ trumpet sting ♪
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In honor of Bender's
first bugfight tomorrow,
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Buggalo wings with
Martian Valley Ranch!
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Them's good eats!
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I can't believe you're going
through with this, Bender.
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They're just innocent bugs.
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And yet, you're eating one right now.
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No, I'm not. This is Beyond Buggalo.
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Yuck. What it made from, plant?
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No. Pork! I never did like pigs.
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Betsy? Want some porky-worky?
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[slurps, crunches]
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Hey! Why you talking to her?
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Dumb bugs can't understand anything!
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Now, now, Leo.
Perhaps Amy has a point.
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I brought my X-ray specs
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so I can directly examine Betsy's brain.
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[whirring, humming]
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[gasps] My word!
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Amy is absolutely 100%...
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wrong.
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Buggalo heads are literally empty!
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They have no brain whatsoever!
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Maybe not, but Betsy's
got emotional intelligence!
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That's the stupidest
kind of intelligence!
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[legs scuttling]
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♪ rousing mariachi trumpet playing ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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I love you, Bender! [swoons]
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Shut up, señorita! I know it!
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[clang]
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Marry me, Bender! Then, divorce me!
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Man, this is my kind of sport.
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[scuttling, snarling]
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Oh, right. The buggalo.
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[snarling, growling]
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Eh, you don't look so fierce.
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[roaring]
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Oh, that's new.
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Bender! Remember what I taught you!
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[echoing] Always smooth
your compression socks.
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Ah, right.
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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[roars]
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[all gasp]
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Oh no! My cerveza hat!
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♪ dramatic music building ♪
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[straining, grunting]
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[snorts]
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CUNNINGHAM:
And the crowd falls silent
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as one of their own
faces mortal peril.
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[chittering]
[crowd gasps]
258
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,116
[Fry wails]
259
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,410
Save him, Matador Bender!
260
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,745
♪ heroic music playing ♪
261
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,498
CUNNINGHAM: They're on the edge
of their seats, waiting to hear how I,
262
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,501
Don Cunningham,
describe the ensuing carnage.
263
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,919
[screams]
264
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:09,753
[snorting]
265
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:10,963
[crunch]
266
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,173
[crowd gasps]
- Fry! No!
267
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,175
It's okay! Five-second rule!
268
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,385
♪
269
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,848
[buggalo thuds]
[Bender grunts]
270
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,683
[crowd cheers]
271
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:26,019
Astounding! Matador Bender
has won the audience over!
272
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,314
Fembots are tossing
their dainties into the ring.
273
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,942
They're throwing their
shiny metal asses at me?
274
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,444
I love you, Bender.
275
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,779
[clang]
[Bender groans]
276
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,282
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
277
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,409
[Bender straining]
278
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,411
[buggalo growls]
279
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:43,787
[hooves thundering]
280
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,372
CUNNINGHAM:
The tension is excruciating!
281
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,667
You don't wanna miss
one second of this action, fans!
282
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,711
And now, a word from our sponsor.
283
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:51,837
♪ gentle music playing ♪
284
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:55,090
As a matador who may
or may not still be alive,
285
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,051
I know nothing's more
annoying than a bugfight
286
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,554
getting interrupted
by a commercial.
287
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:04,183
So upgrade now
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288
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289
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,645
[ding]
290
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,148
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
291
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,316
[hooves thundering]
292
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,026
[straining]
293
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,402
CUNNINGHAM:
Welcome back, fans.
294
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,988
What a beautiful afternoon at the arena
295
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:21,950
where Matador Bender is about
to be shredded like tin foil.
296
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:25,495
♪ dramatic music building ♪
297
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,498
[scuttling, thundering]
298
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,127
[whimpering]
299
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,463
[echoing]
Bender, did I teach you nothing?
300
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,506
Kinda!
301
00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,341
♪
302
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,176
[all gasp]
303
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,469
[hooves thundering]
304
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,599
I'm dead if I can't magically
pull a sword outta my ass.
305
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,934
Hey, wait!
306
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,521
♪ flamenco music playing ♪
307
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:53,232
[blade crunches]
[all gasp]
308
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:56,151
I'm in my car now, on the way home.
But what's this?
309
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,403
[crowd roaring]
I hear the crowd roaring behind me.
310
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,614
[heavy thud]
311
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:04,826
[roaring continues]
[air horn blows]
312
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:08,372
[fembots swooning]
[thudding]
313
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:12,292
Matador Bender, in honor of
your thrilling come-from-behind victory,
314
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,671
I award you the head and carapace
of your defeated rival...
315
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,923
[chainsaw buzzing]
316
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,592
...in lieu of financial remuneration.
317
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,929
[crowd cheering]
318
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,639
[kisses, blows]
319
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,891
[wind gusting]
320
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,268
[metal clanks]
321
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:32,604
♪ flamenco music playing ♪
322
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,860
[gears clanking, whirring]
323
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,826
[slurping]
324
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,998
Ooh! This cart has buggalo legs!
325
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,750
[loud chomping]
326
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,752
[glasses clink]
- You did well, Bender.
327
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,005
Of all the students
I have ever taught,
328
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,965
you are the one who is alive.
329
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,509
Hey, Marquita,
let me ask you something,
330
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,261
matador to matador.
331
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,763
"Hay" is for horses. Go on.
332
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,056
Do you think it's possible
333
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,143
buggalo really do have
some kind of awareness?
334
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:14,188
'Cause when it looked me in the eye,
I felt something.
335
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,064
Not something phony like love.
336
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,192
Something real like the Force.
337
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:20,360
I too have felt such a thing.
338
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,738
But, of course, it is impossible for a bug
339
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:25,199
to feel the complex emotions
340
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,700
we robots feel.
341
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,785
Speaking of complex emotions,
342
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:32,539
how are you feeling about the jiggy
we earlier discussed gettin'?
343
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,125
♪ gentle Spanish guitar music playing ♪
344
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,128
[fireworks crackling]
[sparks fizzing]
345
00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,634
[snoring loudly]
346
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,600
♪ music building ♪
347
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,937
♪
348
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,440
[buggalo chittering]
349
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,318
[Bender sighs]
350
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,278
It's a soothing sound, isn't it?
351
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,615
[yelling] Amy!
You scared me brickless!
352
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:09,076
I was just tucking Betsy in.
353
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,744
Anyway, congrats.
354
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,287
I'm no bugfighting fan
355
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,581
but you must feel great after today.
356
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,209
I always feel great.
'Cause I am.
357
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:20,087
But, I also feel something else tonight.
358
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,381
Something I've never felt before.
359
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,174
- Guilt?
- Maybe.
360
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,468
I always wondered what guilt felt like.
[neck creaks]
361
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,137
Hey, um, can I come in?
362
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,598
They're too dumb to know
I killed their pal, right?
363
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,517
Probably.
[gate creaks]
364
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,352
Just stay away from Betsy.
365
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,689
♪ flamenco guitar flourish ♪
366
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,986
[sighs] I'm sorry I killed your friend.
367
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,572
Or uncle. Or fruncle.
368
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:49,366
[sniffles] Can you forgive me?
369
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,743
♪ flamenco music playing ♪
370
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,579
[buggalo clicking]
371
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:56,498
It really is such a soothing sound.
372
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,792
DEEP VOICES:
Bender...
373
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,003
[louder]
Bender...
374
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,589
[louder]
Bender!
375
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,466
What? Who's there?
Is that you, Fruncle Friender?
376
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,302
[buggalo chittering]
BUGGALO: We are honored
377
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,512
to share our sleeping space with you.
378
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,140
[gasps] You can talk?!
379
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,809
I mean, not as good as me can, but still.
380
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,228
BUGGALO:
Please make yourself comfortable
381
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,063
in the place of honor
382
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,274
at the bottom of the sleeping pile.
383
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,275
♪
384
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,610
[nervous muttering, yelps]
385
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:25,944
BENDER [muffled]:
I can't breathe!
386
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,364
[normal]
Oh, right. Robots don't breathe.
387
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,950
Actually, this is pretty cozy.
388
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,493
♪ flamenco guitar flourish ♪
389
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,204
[contented sigh]
390
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:39,166
[buggalo chitter softly]
[Bender snoring]
391
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,920
♪
392
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,922
[crowing]
393
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:49,968
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
394
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,221
[loud chomping, gulps]
395
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,222
What?
396
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:56,350
You're not gonna believe this,
but something amazing happened.
397
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,519
The buggalo spoke to me!
398
00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,895
That is amazing!
399
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,897
And we don't believe you!
400
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,482
[loud crunching]
401
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,900
Which buggalo spoke?
402
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,068
All of them!
403
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,487
Buggalo can be singular or plural.
404
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,113
I understand, Bender.
405
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,782
Buggalo cannot speak,
406
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:14,368
but sometimes,
I feel as though they do.
407
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:15,577
But they don't.
408
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,247
They do not don't! Tell her, Amy!
409
00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:19,540
Uh, Bender,
410
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:22,501
I think you may have taken me
a little too literally.
411
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:25,170
Nuh-uh! They're intelligent creatures!
412
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,339
I say the travesty of bugfighting
413
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,508
must end once and for all!
414
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,635
Then it was nice having jiggy with you.
415
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,804
[chair creaks]
Now, if you'll excuse me,
416
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:36,098
I must prepare for a bugfight.
417
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,100
Marquita! Don't go!
418
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:38,934
Please!
419
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,187
[chewing] She seems nice.
420
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:45,190
♪ dramatic pasodoble music playing ♪
421
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:48,610
♪
422
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,323
Poor things. Don't worry.
423
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,242
You'll be okay.
424
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,369
[sobbing] No, you won't!
425
00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:00,581
I was lying! I'm sorry.
426
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,333
Guys, guys, I've got a plan.
427
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,753
I'm gonna disguise myself
as El Gran Buggalo
428
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,006
and put a stop to this savagery.
429
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,842
I don't usually do the right thing,
430
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,510
but I'll be ruining everyone's day,
431
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,887
so it balances out.
432
00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:16,263
[squishing]
433
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,183
[echoing]
Whoa, trippy. Now, here's the idea.
434
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,226
Just at the key moment,
435
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,687
I'll rip off my disguise and say...
436
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:28,025
[muffled indistinct
passionate speech]
437
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,693
That oughta convince 'em.
438
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,195
♪ triumphant pasodoble music playing ♪
439
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:33,530
CUNNINGHAM:
Today's match pits the greatest matador
440
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,948
of her generation
441
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,950
against the greatest buggalo of its.
442
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,077
You know him, you love him.
443
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,996
El Gran Buggalo!
444
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,165
Look how his legs barely move
445
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,877
as he glides effortlessly,
with all the majesty and grace
446
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,921
of a dog on a skateboard.
447
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,176
BENDER: Marquita, it's me.
Don't worry. I'm just gonna...
448
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,971
[muffled indistinct speech]
449
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,517
CUNNINGHAM: What's this?
El Gran Buggalo is up on his hind legs.
450
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,102
Is he trying to teach us a new dance?
451
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,438
BENDER [muffled]:
Ladies and gentlemen...
452
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:09,942
[muffled indistinct speech]
453
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:16,198
[grunting]
454
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,659
[echoing] Man, this head is
really stuck on tight.
455
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,369
[knife slices]
Oh crap!
456
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:21,745
Kill it already!
457
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:24,414
It's not getting any tastier
just standing there!
458
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,500
[muffled pleading]
[crowd cheering]
459
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,211
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
460
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,632
CUNNINGHAM: And Matador Marquita
moves in for the kill.
461
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,133
It's all over, folks.
462
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,095
This is Don "Beat the Traffic" Cunningham
signing off.
463
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,139
[crowd cheering]
464
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,141
♪ intriguing music playing ♪
465
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,727
♪ Spanish guitar flourish ♪
466
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,146
♪ intriguing music playing ♪
467
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,147
♪ guitar flourish ♪
468
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,065
[knife stabs]
[Marquita grunts]
469
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,441
♪ dramatic sting ♪
470
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:55,404
[muffled whimpering]
471
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,198
♪ somber music playing ♪
472
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,701
[sighs] Don't you people get it?!
473
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:03,412
This buggalo is just an innocent...
474
00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:05,080
♪ dramatic sting ♪
475
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,290
...robot?
476
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,709
How did you get that off so easily?
477
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,335
[pained grunting]
478
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,670
[crowd gasping]
479
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,423
Bender, no! Are you in pain?
480
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:17,009
Marquita, my darling. I'm...
481
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:18,010
I'm okay.
482
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,137
Luckily, the sword just
went through my head.
483
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:22,848
[creaking]
[mic feedback]
484
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:26,268
People of Mars! Matadors!
485
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,896
Don Cunningham!
FRY: He went home!
486
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,316
Maybe buggalo really are brainless.
487
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:34,568
Maybe they don't feel any pain.
488
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,654
Maybe they don't suffer.
But, even so,
489
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,865
what does it say about us
490
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:42,701
that we celebrate
their bloody deaths?
491
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,870
Instead of celebrating death,
492
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,497
should we not be
celebrating life?
493
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,416
And love?
494
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,877
Bender, hear me now.
495
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:54,338
I... love... bugfighting.
496
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:56,423
You lousy tramp!
I oughta kick you!
497
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,342
But I love you more.
498
00:20:58,342 --> 00:20:59,551
Okay, that's better.
499
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,678
Let us end this barbaric,
500
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,181
yet noble, yet barbaric ritual
501
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:05,766
once and for all!
502
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,894
[crowd cheering]
503
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:10,521
Yet noble--
- Shh.
504
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,065
Guess you were right, Amy.
I'm proud of you.
505
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,566
You disinherited.
506
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:15,567
[mic feedback]
[clears throat]
507
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,320
Buggalo fighting
now banned forever.
508
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,322
[crowd cheering]
509
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,075
But gambling still legal.
Nothing wrong with gambling.
510
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:24,785
I brought mines with me.
511
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:25,786
[coin clatters]
512
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,957
Come. Let us make the jiggy.
513
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:30,958
[loud rumbling]
[both gasp]
514
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,210
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
515
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,838
[scuttling]
516
00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:36,839
[chittering]
517
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,757
BUGGALO:
We are the buggalo.
518
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:39,925
[all gasp]
519
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:42,386
What?! They can talk?
520
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,056
My word!
521
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:49,935
It seems that while each
individual buggalo is brainless,
522
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:53,230
their empty skulls form resonance chambers
523
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:57,109
that allow large groups
to assemble a hive mind!
524
00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:00,320
BUGGALO:
The raisin man is correct.
525
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,239
We have consciousness,
526
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:04,992
and we feel emotions.
527
00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:08,203
Fear, pain, suffering.
528
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,122
All the emotions.
529
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,915
But, most of all,
530
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:13,876
we have a deep love
531
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,961
of buggalo fighting!
532
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,004
[all gasp]
533
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:17,963
- Huh?
- Say what?
534
00:22:17,963 --> 00:22:20,757
BUGGALO:
Much of our culture is built around
535
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,718
this ancient tradition.
536
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:25,846
It's not a very rich culture,
we admit that.
537
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:29,558
We just like to eat grass
and kill matadors.
538
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,352
But, we refuse to forsake
539
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,479
our noble traditions.
540
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:37,232
The fight must continue!
541
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,569
[snorting, snarling]
542
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:41,570
[gulps]
543
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,113
[swords slicing]
544
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,573
I love you, Bender!
545
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:47,826
We shall die together
with great honor.
546
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:49,578
I love you, too, baby.
547
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,248
But, Bender!
You said we was engaged!
548
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:56,001
No! He swore his love to me!
549
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,252
And me!
550
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,713
Bender. Are you two-timing me?!
551
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,508
Two? Nah, nah.
It's way more than that.
552
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:05,260
How did this happen? And when?
553
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,930
Well, remember when
I said I spent a whole night
554
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,431
sleeping with the buggalo?
555
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,017
It was actually only part of a night.
556
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,810
And I didn't do much sleepin'.
557
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:14,811
♪ dramatic sting ♪
558
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,105
I call first gore.
559
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,399
[Bender whimpers]
[buggalo growl]
560
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,860
Well, I deserve this.
561
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:25,614
[metal crashing on metal]
[Bender and Marquita grunting]
562
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,991
This has been Don Cunningham.
563
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,451
Goodnight, everybody.
564
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,454
♪ rousing pasodoble music playing ♪
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