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♪♪ [theme]

[cheering]

♪ There's trouble in the Huxtable house tonight ♪

♪ Rudy and Olivia had a fight ♪

♪ Rudy can't stand what Olivia's done ♪

♪ Living with a kid is never fun ♪

♪ She went in her drawers and messed with her stuff ♪

♪ Rudy has answered enough's enough ♪

♪ Cliff came in, Clair did, too ♪

♪ Blamed the mess on Rudy, said "Child, you're through" ♪

♪ Now Rudy's asleep in her bed ♪

♪ But there's trouble brewing ♪

♪ In her head ♪

♪ Arraigned by Cliff, accused by Clair ♪

♪ She wants Olivia out of her hair ♪

♪ There's trouble in the Huxtable house tonight ♪

Ah... Rudy!

Olivia? Dinner's ready.

There's one.

[Clair] And here's the other.

I do hope that the two of you have made up.

I want to make up with her,

but she doesn't want to make up with me.

Now, Rudy?

Make up with Olivia.

Rudy, I want you to go over there,

and give her a big hug.

Go ahead.

Fine.

You always get your way.

You haven't seen anything yet.

What's for dinner?

Liver!

Ew! I hate liver!

Tastes icky!

Oh, but it's so good for you. Eat it.

Well, if it's so good for you,

why don't you eat it?

Uh-oh!

What did you say?

Weren't you listening?

I said "You eat it."

Please.

Okay.

Mom! What are you doing?

Rudy, she said please.

Dear, how could you just give in to her like that?

You eat it, too. Please.

Please doesn't work for me.

I'll be your best friend!

Okay!

Okay. Dad!

I want to be her best friend.

Here. You eat your liver.

Can I have some vanilla ice cream, please?

Yeah, right.

Vanilla ice cream.

Honey, that is not a well-balanced meal.

Told you.

But...

Cake and vanilla ice cream is.

Thank you!

She gets to eat cake and vanilla ice cream?

Yes. And did you put your clothes back in the drawer?

No.

Well, you better get to it.

Olivia should do it.

She was the one who pulled 'em out.

She should put 'em back in.

Can't you see she's eating cake and ice cream?

She doesn't have time, darling,

to clean up the room.

So you go do it! Right?

Right!

Toodle-oo!

See what happened when you get in my way?

Grownups always listen to me!

Why?

'Cause I'm Olivia, and I'm special.

A special pain.

Hey, Rudy. Don't make me

have to use my powers on you.

What powers?

[growling] I have grownups under my spell.

You used to have these powers,

but now you're too big.

What are you talking about?

Remember this, Rudy?

Please let me have my way!

Your voice can't do that anymore, can it?

You can't sound that pitiful.

Maybe not, but my parents

can see straight through that stuff.

They'll catch you.

Not with me.

I'll get my way forever! Ah ha ha ha!

I have so much energy,

I think I'll jump up and down on the bed

with my shoes on! Ah ha ha ha!

Olivia, don't do it!

[laughing, screaming] Stop it, Olivia!

[screaming, laughing]

Olivia.

Aren't you going to help Rudy put her things away?

No.

Now look.

You took these things off of the bed.

You put 'em back on.

And I said no.

Oh, now you see here, young lady.

Just one minute. We will not have this talking back to us.

You tell 'er, Mom.

[softly] But I feel so tired.

My arms feel like they're going to fall off.

Look at me.

[gasp] Cliff! Look at her.

Oh, poor thing. She's exhausted.

Can't you see she's faking?

Just a minute ago, she was jumping

up and down on the bed with her shoes on.

Don't you know that this is

a poor little innocent child?

Can't you have some compassion?

Dad, this is ridiculous.

Can't you see she's manipulating you?

She's not manipulating anyone.

Look at her.

I feel so tired.

Listen to her!

I think I'm coming down with a fever.

Oh, with a fever!

And you. Take all this stuff

and put it back in the drawers

and clean up the room.

Bye-bye, cute little thing, you!

What have you done to my parents?

You... You witch!

If you don't want to get punished,

you better get busy.

[laughing, screaming]

Oh...

Mom! Dad!

Hi, Rudy.

Olivia, what are you doing?

I'm painting pictures. Do you like it?

Ah, you're gonna get it now.

Mom and Dad never gonna go for this.

We'll see.

[gasp]

Olivia!

Did you do this?

Yes! Do you like it?

[sigh]

Mom. Dad.

Don't be too hard on her.

And why not?

What possessed you, Olivia, to take that brush

and paint these walls?

I want answers, young lady,

and I want them right now.

I was just trying to make you happy because...

I love you!

Oh, baby! We love you, too!

Please don't cry.

We love you. You know that, don't you?

I think so.

Mom! Dad! She just trashed our house!

How dare you say that?

Yes! How dare you?

This is the work of a budding young artist.

Trash, indeed.

And you're just so rude!

As a matter of fact,

that's how you got your name.

Rude E. Rude E.

Rude E.

Why, this wall alone

will double the value of our home.

Oh, it's so uplifting!

I can be uplifting.

I have talent, too.

Oh, really?

Yeah! I found this violin

on my way home from school.

I think I could be really good at it.

♪♪ [virtuouso classical]

What do you think?

You missed a note.

Really, Rudy.

I don't think the violin is your cup of tea.

7 and 3 are 9!

Did you hear that?

Amazing!

But 7 and 3 are 10.

She was one off.

Really, young lady.

I do think you need to get started

on that wall.

Hmm. It needs something.

Could you pose for me?

Oh, yes...

Right there! Perfect!

Done! [gasp]

Now it's priceless.

Let's go call the appraisers!

Why are you doing this?

What do you want from me?

What do you think I want, Rudy?

I want your room. Ah ha ha ha ha!

Oh, no.

♪ They followed Rudy all lookin' so bad ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Olivia is making her life so sad ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ She's on to Olivia's game ♪

♪ But grownup folks can't see the same ♪

♪ She use all her charms, and they all fail ♪

♪ Now everyone is under Olivia's spell ♪

♪ Somehow Rudy was meant to see ♪

♪ This ain't the way it's supposed to be ♪

Olivia... get off the phone.

Olivia... get off the phone.

[giggling] Giuseppe, you're so funny.

Well, how's kindergarten in Rome?

You're calling Rome?

Hold on, Giuseppe.

Do you mind?

Oh, wait. I'll ask.

Jamba Rakim! How's the weather in Nairobi?

I'll tell Giuseppe.

Ooh, this is gonna be good.

Mom! Dad!

Dr. Huxtable. Mrs. Huxtable.

Yes, dear. What is it?

Is everything all right?

I miss all my friends, and Rudy's bothering me.

Rudy, shame on you.

But she's calling all over the world

on two phones.

And?

And she's wasting all your money,

and she's tying up the phones

so you can't get any emergency phone calls.

Will you stop whining?

[phone rings]

Dr. Huxtable here.

Just a second, please.

For you.

Could you hold this, Dr. Huxtable, please?

[Australian accent] G'day, mate!

Hi, Rudy.

Sondra. Elvin. You've gotta help me.

What's the matter?

Rudy, what happened to this room?

Olivia did it.

And she's taken over Mom and Dad.

It's like she's a witch or something.

Oh, Rudy. Come on.

You know there's no such thing as witches.

But she's been talking back to Mom and Dad,

She destroyed our house,

and she ran up the phone bill.

She did all that? Yes!

She must be a witch.

And what's worse, she wants to take over my room.

Honey? I don't like the looks of this.

Sondra, Elvin, you've got to help me.

I can't take this anymore.

I'll do anything.

I'll even babysit.

Okay, Rudy. Whatever you want.

You know we love you. Yeah.

Thank heavens you came in time.

Oh... Aw...

Sondra! Elvin!

What has she been telling you?

Oh. Ha ha ha! Nothing.

Something about babysitting.

Yeah. Likely story.

Here they are. Three tickets

to the Jackson concert.

Which Jackson?

Whichever Jackson you like.

I'm sorry. I can't go. I have a date.

You have a date? You're only 5!

Don't push it, Rudy!

Dr. and Mrs. Huxtable said

that I'm very mature for my age.

Dad, Olivia has a date?

Yeah. What's the matter with that?

She's very mature for her age.

[doorbell rings] That must be my date.

How are you? I'm Dr. Huxtable.

What's up, Doc? I'm Marley.

Yo, Olivia. Let's shake it.

I am ready.

Just one second.

Now what time will you be back?

Whenever we feel like it.

You got a problem with that, Doc?

No, I was just... I was just checking.

Doesn't she have a curfew?

Well, of course she has a curfew.

Well, now, what time

would you like to be back?

Tuesday.

Sounds like a plan.

All right. Well, then, Tuesday

is... is the curfew.

When I get back, that room is mine!

Bye, all!

Bye! Have a good time! Bye.

Word to the missus.

[Everyone] Surprise!

[laughing]

Surprise.

Happy Birthday, Rudy!

My birthday?

Yes! It's your birthday.

And you know what birthdays mean.

Gifts! Yay!

[cheering, clapping]

There you are! Ta-da!

Ha ha ha! Open it.

This is the saxophone you gave me

for my birthday three years ago.

That's correct!

And you love it so much,

so I went up to your room,

and I put it in a box. Happy Birthday!

And this is a big one.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's from Elvin and me.

[Clair] Oh, nice box!

Open it, Rudy.

These are my school books.

Yay! Yes!

Wanted to get you something we knew you'd use!

Happy Birthday, Rudy.

Happy Birthday. More, more, more!

We have more! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

These are my shoes. These are my socks!

Why is everyone giving me stuff

that I already own?

Oh, you can thank Olivia for that.

She told us just what you wanted.

[smooch]

And... the piece de resistance.

To save the best for last. Oh, yes...

[Clair] You're a young woman now,

and it's time you started dressing like one,

so we decided to give you your very first...

designer jacket.

Ooh.

Oh, it's beautiful! Thank you, Mom.

Oh! Oh, yes. Yes!

Ooh! Ah!

Thank you, Mom!

Yes! Olivia said you'd love it.

[Cliff] Mm-hmm!

And now, a toast. A toast.

Yes. This is a momentous occasion.

It's Rudy's birthday,

and we all know what that means!

[Cliff] 104 more days,

and it'll be Olivia's birthday!

Yay! Yay!

And so, to commemorate the occasion,

we have decided to present

you, Olivia, with a special surprise.

[Cliff] Wonderful. Let's all go upstairs and see!

You don't mind, do you, Rudy?

Yes. Oh! Let's go!

Aah!

♪ Rudy can't win for tryin' ♪

♪ No, no, Olivia's way ahead ♪

♪ That little girl is flyin' ♪

♪ And Rudy's seein' red ♪

♪ She got the low-down dirty rotten ♪

♪ Low-down dirty rotten ♪

♪ Can't win for tryin' blues ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

Whoa.

You're not serious.

There it is. A pony!

Just what I've always wanted!

This isn't fair!

You said we couldn't have any pets in this house

because when you were little,

you sat on your pet canary Charley!

Yeah, but this is...

This is different, honey.

You can sit on this.

Oh, besides, it's gonna be so much fun

having this pony in the house.

She's so cute!

This is ridiculous. This stupid horse is on my bed!

Rudy, please.

Where am I supposed to sleep?

♪ She feels unhappy and dejected ♪

♪ Takin' a lot of baloney ♪

♪ Unloved and unrespected ♪

♪ Pushed out of her room by a pony ♪

♪ Pony ♪

♪ Pony ♪

♪ Pony ♪

How you doin', pud?

Dad, I'm miserable.

It's awful being down here.

I can't get comfortable.

This hay is sticking me and poking me, and...

[deep sigh] Well, I'm sorry.

I can fix that for you.

Thanks, Dad. I knew I could count on you.

Oh, you're welcome.

Move out of the way.

Take this, because the pony

wants to have a little snack

before going to bed.

Thank you for the hay, dear.

Here you are, Olivia.

Ice cream.

Mm-mm. No, no, no, no.

These are blackberries! I wanted blueberries!

But Olivia, we looked all over America,

and we couldn't find them anywhere.

You didn't try hard enough!

But, Olivia, we did!

Well, you didn't try Canada.

Oh, please stop. Well, you didn't!

I told... didn't I say try Canada?

But oh, no!

You said get the child blackberries!

She'll never notice. Well, she noticed, Cliff.

And now you are in trouble.

No! You're both in trouble!

As far as I'm concerned,

you two go jump in the lake!

No, we can't do that.

I said go jump in the lake!

No. We don't want to.

Do it! No.

Yes!

No! [growling]

What have you done?

It's my dream.

Jump in the lake!

Jump in the lake!

Jump in the lake!

No, no, no!

[Olivia] Jump in the lake! Jump in the lake!

♪ There's been a bad dream ♪

♪ In the Huxtable house tonight ♪

♪ Since these two little girls had a fight ♪

♪ Little Miss Rudy is sleeping all right ♪

♪ It's Olivia's turn to be uptight ♪

♪ There's been a bad dream in the Huxtable house tonight ♪

♪ Since Rudy and Olivia had a fight ♪

♪ There's been a bad dream in the Huxtable house tonight ♪

♪ Since Rudy and Olivia had a fight ♪

♪ There's been a bad dream in the Huxtable house tonight ♪

♪♪ [theme]

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