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Robe. Okay?

- Okay, so you want me to unfold this?
- No, no, no, no, no.

Best part of goin' to
LA: we don't pack coats.

Do you think my dad'll like me?

There's no way in the world
he won't like you, Finn.

I don't know, man. I'm
a, I'm a little anxious.

- Yeah.
- The last time I saw him was, like...

- forever ago, so.
- Try to keep an open mind, Finn.

Your daddy invited you... so
let's just see what he's about.

Yeah. Okay.

Here's what I wanna
get into today.

How do we raise kids with
not-so-great co-parents?

Right? Like, how do we talk about
the other person's "bad parts"?

'Cause we know we're not
supposed to say anything negative

because that person is
half of who our kid is,

and we don't want our kid to feel
bad about 50% of who they are.

But the alternative is, I don't
know, to not say anything?

Is that okay, to just not
talk about the bad behavior?

Is that gaslighting?
I-I don't know.

I don't have answers to
any of these questions,

but I am putting them out there

because I think that
I'm about to find out.

- Hey.
- Hey, I brought your dad's travel letter.

Oh, we were gonna pick it up
on the way to the airport.

Well, you know, I was thinking,

and you and your dad
probably have different ideas

about what constitutes
being on time for a flight.

That is true, but he
hasn't been to MSP

since it's been on all the "Top
10 Airport Travel Lists," so.

What other airport has
a whole store dedicated

to the artist previously known as
The Artist, formerly known as Prince?

Exactly! Thank you.

I'll take the letter.

- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- Thanks. Thank you.

- Oh.
- Oh!

- Oh, shit. Sorry.
- Oh. Oh, wow. Okay.

So, um... yeah, I'm... I am
feeling fine at the moment,

but I'm... just am anticipating
some gastrointestinal stuff,

so you know, I just
wanted to be prepared.

- You know how I am.
- Paige, Paige.

- Uh-huh?
- It's gonna be okay.

You got this.

- Okay? Yeah?
- Yeah, I, I got this.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Okay.

Um, okay, I appreciate you.

- Bye.
- Safe travels.

Maybe this isn't a good idea.

Finneas...

it's normal to be nervous.

We're Alexanders, and we
don't run from our problems.

- Mm-hm.
- You understand?

Plus, I'll be with you every
single step of the way, son.

I just don't want
Finn to get hurt.

Yeah, if my baby daddy
was a one-hit wonder

who went on tour and
basically never came back,

I'd strangle him with
his guitar strap.

And yet, you gave
him the record.

Esti, I can't... I c... I just
have this Johnny-sized vault

where I keep all these
feelings locked up inside.

When are you planning to tell Finn
the legend of the roller blades?

Never.

My son does not need to
know his origin story.

No way! I mean, what kid doesn't
wanna know he was conceived...

All of them! All of them
don't wanna know, Esti.

Oh, sister girl, I am
diggin' that new granny fit.

Thank you! It's my, uh,
K-beauty starter kit.

- Oh.
- Finn, I-I know this is a big deal,

- so I just wanna manage expectations...
- Mom, can you not?

Honey, I just want you to know that
if it doesn't go exactly the way...

- Mom!
- Yes?

- Boundaries.
- Boundaries?

That is funny. When Finn
uses therapy against you.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I feel it's funny when Finn
uses therapy against you.

Is that better?

Come on, let's go.

That was really
funny. California!

- You know...
- California!

"I-I feel" statements
are proven to work.

- Oh, girl, come on.
- It's, it's really...

- Oh, is this it?
- This is the address.

It's a very, uh,
swanky crib, though.

- Yeah, I knew that Johnny...
- Jesus Christ.

...had some success, but
that was, like, 15 years ago.

Paige, you need to be asking

- for a lot more child support.
- Retroactively.

Okay, come on, let's go.

Hey, Grandpa. Uh,
can you go in first?

- I know you're nervous.
- No, no, no.

'Cause, 'cause, 'cause you
can talk to him, right?

And if it's goin'
good, I'll jump in.

- Okay. Ho-Ho-Ho-H-Hold up.
- Boom, boom, boom, boom.

You want me to talk to him?

It's your dad, Finn.

And I'm standin' here
and I'm feelin' like...

I'm feelin' like I
shouldn't go in at all.

But you said that you'd be
there every step of the way.

But right now, I feel
like I'll be in the way.

This whole trip, Finn, is for
you to connect with your dad.

I can't do that for you. You
need to do that on your own.

And by "on his own," I'm assuming
you mean "with his mother,"

because he's not going
in there by himself.

Uh, can I come? I-I-I really
need to see that kitchen.

Babygirl, of course.

Finn, I know you got
this. You can do this.

It's a big moment for you.

That's right. Shoulders
back and head up.

You know who you
are? An Alexander.

Um, Dad, what are you gonna do?

Edwin, come with me
to my Korean meetup.

- I'm not Korean.
- Well, neither am I. Well, sort of.

Yeah, that's-that's sort of
the point. Come on, let's go.

- I'ma go with Esti.
- Okay.

Also, try to keep an open mind.

That's my man.

Okay, baby girl.

You ready?

- Ready.
- Okay.

Mom, this is crazy...
Is it too late to leave?

No. Honey, take a deep
breath. Okay? It's, it...

This is... It's not
gonna be bad, maybe.

- Why are you saying "maybe"?
- Well, because maybe. It's fine.

- Would you stop saying "maybe"?
- Honey, it's gonna be...

- It's actually not helping.
- Hey.

What? Oh!

Oh. Your mom has shockingly
excellent reflexes.

Johnny.

Is it really bad to say that
hot girls drink Celsius, huh?

- Never mind. It is.
- Wow.

- Sorry. Look, I'm canceled.
- Okay.

Finn, good to see ya, dude.

Look, I know wh... I know what
you're thinking with all this,

but this is actually
my wife, Lucy.

She's a, um, she's a
potato chip heiress.

Yeah, eat one.

Oh, wow. Yeah, it's hard to stop
once you start eating those.

Hey, Finn, if you come back,

we should go see one
of their factories.

It's like, um, it's like
Willy Wonka, but salty.

- Sounds cool.
- Let's see how today goes.

Yeah.

Shit, I think I'm
nervous. Are you nervous?

- Kinda.
- Okay, good.

I mean, not good,
but... Let me think.

Uhh, how you been?

Since the last time I saw you?

Since, like, third grade?

Um, I beat Pokémon
Super Mystery Dungeon.

- That's cool. That's... No, I...
- Um...

Hey, good job.
Yeah, I like that.

- I mean...
- And then, um,

s... uh, sorry, let me think.

- In the, uh, in fourth grade...
- Okay. So, when my dad was in prison,

um, we used to play
cards on visiting day.

So, I brought cards, just to
keep things from getting awkward.

Paige, I-I-I love how
you're still totally Paige.

Uh, but this isn't prison

and also, things
are already awkward.

Dude, you like video games?

Johnny, we didn't come all
the way to California...

- I love video games.
- Mm-hm.

- Okay. Yeah, yeah. Great.
- He loves video games.

What is this again?

Uhh, it's a meeting with my Facebook
group of trans-racially adopted Koreans.

- Trans-racially adopted Koreans...
- Uh, basically, we were all adopted

by white families in
mostly white towns

and we're not sure
how we feel about it.

But... now that I'm here, I'm
not sure if this is, uh, like,

betraying my parents
or something.

Betrayal? This
ain't Hamlet, girl.

Sound to me like you're just tryna
learn more about who you are.

Hamlet would probably
be less drama.

You ain't got to go
in there by yourself.

This'll be good practice for me.

You know, your sister,
and it's understandable,

she doesn't always
let me be her dad.

Ooh, you're like my temp daddy.

I think the technical
term is "wing daddy."

Let's go!

- Okay. What do I do?
- Just shoot.

- Okay.
- Here we go. Go.

- Like that?
- Yeah.

Look at you! Yes! Get
this boy some camo.

I mean, I-I don't really play
shooters, but this is sick.

- Oh, yeah! You saw that?
- Dude, you're good!

Hey, you know what we should do?

We should hit up the barcade.
They've got all the good games.

- How long you here?
- Oh, we leave tomorrow morning.

- Oh, damn.
- Yeah.

Yo, what are you doing
for spring break?

Maybe you can come
back, stay with us.

- What?
- Yeah.

- That would be awesome!
- Yes! Okay, good. We're doin' it.

- Okay. Alright.
- Alright. Alright, we're back in.

- Right there. Higher, higher, higher.
- Okay.

Johnny, um...

- Reload, reload.
- ...where's your bathroom?

Oh, uh, through the
kitchen and then go left.

- It's not working. How do I reload?
- Right here. This button.

- How do I reload? Oh, shit.
- That button.

Oh, o-okay!

- Right there, right there, right there...
- Mom, get out of the way. Bop!

- Bop, bop, bop!
- Okay. You're good,

but you still have
a lot to learn.

Hit this... That's
how you reload...

So, you're a newborn.

Uh, actually, I'm
a full-grown adult,

but that new retinoid in my skincare
routine's obviously working.

"Newborn" is what we call it when
you're just starting the shitshow.

You don't have to do the
Korean identity crisis alone.

I am questioning everything
I thought was me.

Like, do I like kimchi
or am I from Minnesota?

- Yes.
- Oh, that's good.

- Are you thinking of a name change?
- Should I be?

Yes, I used my middle name.

I didn't go to medical school just
to spend my whole career being called

"Mister Doctor
White People Name."

Uh, you know, if, if I changed
my name, my parents would die.

Totally. I mean, my parents were
not prepared to raise this face.

But your parents did alright.

I mean, you're a doctor.

That pocketbook, that
seems pretty fancy.

- Thank you, uh...
- What I'm sayin' is

y'all turned out great, so
maybe your parents did alright.

The Nelsons, they
did alright by you.

Yes, my parents were great.
Like, seriously awesome people,

so... why do I
still feel... bad?

But it's about showin' gratitude
for what we do have... right?

You are lucky they don't
know how to speak Korean

or they'd be talking
shit about you right now.

Oh, shit. Okay, okay, okay.

Edwin just stepped in it, right?

Looks good on you, man.

Alright, hold on. You wanna
know the easiest chord?

E minor. Two
fingers right here.

Boom, now hit it.

- Nice.
- Oh, that's so dope.

So, how's your mom?

She's good. Yeah.

Yeah, I really
loved her, you know?

Okay.

So, Finn, is there
anythin' you wanna ask me

or... or know about or... say?

I mean, even if
it's, like, rage.

- No. No, not really.
- No? Okay.

Okay, well, uh, maybe,
maybe one thing.

- Yeah, go.
- Um, do people ever, like, stress you out?

You mean, like, where, somehow,
everyone else has the handbook for life

that you can't seem to download?

Yeah, because, like, my
WiFi isn't fast enough.

Bro, yeah. I mean, why do you
think I'm on stage every night?

I get to be loved without
having to interact with anyone.

- Damn. Cool hack.
- But really, I'm on Lexapro now,

so it makes it
possible for me to...

You know, actually, I'm
still not really into people.

Hm.

How's your Johnny-sized
vault holdin' up?

Can you believe this fool?

"When's your spring break?"

I know. I just don't feel
like I can say anything.

I am not gonna listen to this man
build up all these expectations.

You need to stop him.

No, Finn needs to figure out for
himself who his dad really is.

Does he, though?

I mean, isn't that the
whole purpose of moms?

To tell people what
the fuck is what?

Dude, you-you gotta
come to one of my shows.

Backstage, kid.
It'll be awesome.

Yeah. Yeah. Alright. That
sounds cool, I guess.

Maybe you can even just,
uh, come on tour with us.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Wow.
- I mean, I'm sure your mom

won't let that happen.

No, actually, I would never
stop your dad from seeing you.

So, does that mean I can go?

- Mm, well, you have school, so...
- Oh, that's just like you, Paige.

The kid is 17 years
old now, right?

I mean, he can miss a
couple days of school.

Some things never
change, I guess.

What does that mean, Johnny?

That I'm still the only
responsible parent?

And a humble one, too.

You know, I have never ever said

a single bad word
about you to him, ever.

But... fuck it.

- Mom...
- No.

Johnny... you are
so fucking selfish.

You're irresponsible,
you're immature.

You are promising the
whole world to this kid.

- And Finn is not...
- I'm fine.

No, you're not fine, Finn!
I'm sorry, but you are not.

You're anxious, and you
just totaled the car,

and you have no idea what
you're doing for college.

But some of that is on him
because you weren't here, Johnny!

Paige, hey. We
broke up, right?

- Yeah.
- Yeah. You came to my house

and fucked me one more time
with your roller blades on.

- Oh, God.
- Mm-hm, yeah...

- What?
- ...you literally skated away with a baby.

- And I'm the irresponsible one?
- Johnny! You are...

What? We got back together.
We could've made it work.

No, Paige, you... could've
made it work, maybe.

But you had to know
that I couldn't.

Just admit that.

Well, I think we
should go. Yeah.

Sure. Whatever.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- Did it with roller blades on?
- I'm not taking questions.

Girl, you didn't talk
the whole way here.

I'm, I'm not ungrateful.

- Okay.
- I-I have gratitude,

but I think I figured out how I feel
about being adopted by my parents.

- How is that?
- Mad.

But it's not their fault,
so I also feel guilty,

but I'm still pissed.

You have a right
to be pissed, girl.

I mean, you probably have
a whole bunch of questions

you'll never get answers to.

Yeah. Like, who are
my birth parents?

Oh, what if I need
a kidney someday?

Yeah, I feel you, I feel you.

That meetup felt like going to
a funeral of my white parts.

Like, RIP hiking, RIP
Wes Anderson movies.

- Mm.
- Thank you for coming with me.

You are welcome.

Ya know, it's still too risky for
Paige to let me be there for her

the way you just let
me be there for you.

It meant a lot to me, girl.

And we will find you a kidney if,
God forbid, it ever gets to that.

'Cause I know a dude
who knows a dude.

Oh, you're not kidding.

Uh-oh.

Hey, Finn.

It was, uh, it was, it
was good seeing you.

- Yeah, you too.
- Yeah.

Come here.

- Oh, okay.
- Oh.

Okay. Thank you.

Hey, uh, Johnny... can
I talk to you for a sec?

Edwin. Lookin' good, man.

You do not age. I mean, what?

I'ma blow past the
niceties, Johnny,

'cause I got somethin' really
important I gotta tell you.

Now, you know that I
know what it's like

- to be a father who isn't fathering.
- Wow. Really?

- Okay, no, no judgment.
- Really?

I'm just saying, you got a
really beautiful son right there

who needs you.

You know, there is just some things
you can only get from your daddy.

So, you don't step up...

there'll be a part of Finn
that's always missing, man.

Yeah. No, I-I get it, alright?

But you-you got outta prison,
what, like, five minutes ago?

Are you really the one who
should be tellin' me this?

Yeah, I am.

'Cause I just spent some time
with a whole lotta people

who didn't know their parents, and
they're all fucked up about that.

And I fucked up my own
daughter bein' away so long.

Don't fuck up Finn, bruh.

Okay... I'll-I'll come to
Minneapolis at Christmas.

- How's that?
- Yeah, that'd be a good start.

Great. Fine. Hey, done.

You know what? Don't tell me.

Tell Finn.

♪ I don't understand ♪

♪ Is it over? ♪

♪ Am I losing solid ground? ♪

♪ Solid ground ♪

Hey.

Kimchi margaritas!

Oh! Because cocktails are the best
way to start reclaiming your roots?

No, because since
we've left Johnny's,

you've had an "I need tequila"
look stuck on your face.

Oh, because my Johnny
vault cracked wide open.

I said horrible things
in front of Finn.

Maybe Finn needs to hear
what you really think.

I don't know. I do
know that what I saw

confirms that Johnny will never,
ever, ever be the kind of dad

that Finn really needs.

Finn is fine now, but
one day in his 40s,

he will cry his eyes
out during Finding Nemo

and have no idea why.

I'm glad we went... I think.

Maybe? I don't know. Am I glad?

I'm glad a real-life doctor thinks
I'm cute and wants to date me.

And he's long distance,
so it's perfect for me.

That is perfect.

How does one say, "Get
it, girl," in Korean?

I don't know.

- Well, that's your homework.
- Okay.

You haven't said much about how
your visit with your daddy went.

It was good. Mom got really
mad, which was kinda funny.

Yeah, I thought I saw
steam comin' out her ears.

I don't think I've ever
seen her like that.

Hey, Finn?

Your mama...

she really, really
loves you, man.

Think your dad does too.

- I did what you said.
- What's that?

- I kept an open mind.
- Mm.

And, um, you were right.

I guess I do miss
having a dad around.

I hope that dude finally
steps up for you, man.

- Better late than never, huh?
- Yeah.

There's just one thing
that I don't get.

Why'd my mom wanna
have a baby with a guy

that she knew
wouldn't be around?

Why don't you go ask her?

Hey, Mom.

Uh, can I ask you a question?

Sure, is it about your dad?

No, it's about you.

O-kay.

Why'd you wanna have
a baby with him?

I mean, you guys
are so different.

That's a really good question.

That's what you said when I
asked where babies come from.

- It is?
- Yep, which, I guess,

is kind of what I'm
asking right now.

Oh, man.

I will never forget the day
that I sat in Esti's apartment

in her pink-tiled bathroom
and peed on that stick...

- Whoa. What? Mom. Whoa.
- Y... Oh, no, no, no. No, no, listen.

From the moment that
plus sign appeared,

and I mean the very moment,

I knew that I wanted that
kid more than anything.

I knew that I wanted you,
Finn, more than anything.

And after you were born,

your dad and I, we did
try to make it work...

but, I guess, I kinda always
knew that it wasn't gonna last.

I mean, the guy
carries a wallet chain.

Right? Is he scared of
pickpockets or somethin'?

- I mean, he's scared of a lot.
- What a weird guy.

I'm sorry that I kinda lost it.

No, it was awesome.

- Awesome?
- You're the GOAT,

but, um, maybe things
could be different.

Maybe.

I love you, Mom.

- I love you, too.
- And I'm going to bed.

Okay. Good night. Good chat.

- Good chat. Good night.
- Goodbye.

- Don't say it.
- I didn't say anything.

Okay, fine, say it.

You picked a man who did
what you think all men do.

- What? Leave?
- Oof.

- Fail?
- Yep.

- Disappoint spectacularly?
- Bingo.

I choose wrong every time.

Not every time.

Scroll down to the M's.

You'll thank me later.

♪ My old flame ♪

♪ I can't even
think of his name ♪

♪ But it's funny now and then ♪

♪ How my thoughts go
flashing back again ♪

♪ To my old flame ♪

♪ But I'll never be the same ♪

♪ Until I discover what became ♪

♪ Of my old ♪

♪ Flame ♪

Woo-hoo!