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Mr. Parsons, That's Right.
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This Broadcast Has A Potential
Audience Of 100 Million People.
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It's The First Cuban-American
Cultural Exchange In 30 Years.
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(Humming)
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Yes. I'll See You
In An Hour.
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Thank You. Good-Bye.
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(Humming Salsa Music)
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Come On, Let's Go,
Let's Go!
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I'm Ready!
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Calm Down, Calm Down.
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You Too Calm Down.
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I Am Going To Be
In The Same Place
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With Mario And My Best Friend
In The World, Willie.
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I Don't Want You
To Be Disappointed
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But You Might Not Get
To Meet Willie Colon
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And Mario Bauza.
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I Don't Care
About The Meeting.
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Just To Be In The Studio
With These Men.
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(Hums Percussively)
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Did You Do Your Job?
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Did You Do
What You Were Supposed To Do?
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Listen, I'm Telling You.
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My Mind Is...
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Did You Do It?!
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Yes, I Did,
But My Mind Is Calm
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But My Body Can't Stop!
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Come On,
Stop It, Stop It
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Stop It!
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(Laughing)
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I Can't Help It.
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What Were You Saying?
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Did You Do Your Job?
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Of Course I Did.
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Who Is The Baby-Sitter?
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I Found Somebody Who Is
As Comfortable In Our Home
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As They Would Be
In Their Own House.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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(Humming)
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(Broken Doorbell Rings)
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I'm Going To Fix
The Doorbell.
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You Know Why?
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Because I'm A Man
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Who's Dedicated To Completion.
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(Humming Percussively)
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♪ Meet With Willie... ♪
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(Humming)
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♪ And Don Mario... ♪
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(Continues Humming)
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Good Afternoon, Dr. Huxtable.
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(Imitates Drumbeat)
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Mrs. Huxtable.
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Rudy's Spending The Night
With Danielle.
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We're On Our Way Out.
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Yes, I Heard.
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Have A Good Time.
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Kenny Is The Baby-Sitter?
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Yes.
Correction.
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I'm Your P.S.O.
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P.S.O.?
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Pediatric Security Officer.
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Excuse Me.
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Are Your Parents
Going To Be Home
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In Case Of An Emergency?
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Yes, Sir.
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Here Is A List
Of All The Important Numbers
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And This Is The Number
Where You Can Reach
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Mrs. Huxtable Or Myself
At The Radio Station.
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Okeydokey?
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Olivia, We're Leaving.
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Cliff:
Olivia!
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Kenny Is Going To Be
Your Baby-Sitter.
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Dr. Huxtable...
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P.S.O., P.S.O.
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I'm Sorry.
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Olivia,
This Is Kenny.
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He Is Going
To P.S.O. You
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While...
You Are Here.
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We've Got To G. G. G.
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G. G. G.?
Get Out Of Here?
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Go, Go, Go.
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Go, Go, Go.
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Good Night.
Good Night.
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(Humming Salsa Music)
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(Band Playing Salsa Music)
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(Music Stops)
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We're Late.
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They're Just Rehearsing.
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The Band Is Playing.
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They've Started.
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Did You Want To Get Here
With The Trucks?
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Trucks Came?
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Aw, Man.
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(Playing Salsa Music)
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♪ ♪
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♪Ba-Da-Da-Da♪
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♪Ba-Da-Da-Da♪
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(Music Stops)
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Take 15, But...
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Band:
Don't Leave The Building.
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You Heard It.
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Willie Colon.
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(Laughter)
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Well, Uh...
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Who Is This
Making My Wife Laugh?
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This Is Mitch Lawson
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General Manager
Of Continental American Radio.
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How Are You?
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Making
My Wife Laugh.
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Cliff:
All Right.
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Oh, Thank You.
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Oh, Excuse Me.
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I Have To Return
A Phone Call.
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Okay.
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Dr. Huxtable?
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Yes, Sir.
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You Look Like You're Itching
To Get Out There.
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Oh, Man. Yeah.
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You Play An Instrument?
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Oh, Well, Not Well Enough
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To Play With The Big Fellas.
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What Do You Play?
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A Little Of This,
Little Of That.
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What Kind Of "This"?
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Well, Uh, Mostly, You Know,
I'm In The Percussion Field.
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(Humming Percussively)
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(Chuckles)
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(Humming Percussively)
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I'll Tell You What.
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How Would You Like To Meet
The Legendary Mario Bauza?
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You're Kidding.
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It Can Be Done.
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Really?
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Okay, But I Don't Want
To Get In The Way.
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I've Only Known This Guy
A Couple Of Days
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But We've Already Got
This Repartee Thing Going.
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Mario, I've Got Somebody Here
I'd Like You To Meet.
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This Is Dr. Cliff Huxtable
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Mrs. Huxtable's Husband.
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It's A Pleasure To Meet You.
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Sir, I Love Your Work.
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You Know Why?
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Why?
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Because I Love To Work.
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Okay. This Is Quite
Some Day, Isn't It?
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I'm Trying To Make History
Here Today.
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Yes, And You
Probably Will.
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Well, If You'll Excuse Me.
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Where Are You Going?
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You Ain't Done Nothing Wrong.
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Repartee!
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That's It, Man.
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That's It.
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Well... What Is That?
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That's Some Drum.
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That's A Bata Drum.
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That's A Symbol From Africa
For Shango.
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Shango Is The God Of Thunder.
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Ah, And What About The One
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He's Shaking There?
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Well, It's Another
African Instrument.
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They're Using It To
Chug-A-Ta-Chug-A-Ta...
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All Right.
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That's It.
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I Know What This Is.
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This Is The Cowbell.
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You're Wrong.
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That's The God Of Iron--
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The God Of Truth.
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God Of Iron, God Of Truth.
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That's It.
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All I Know Is
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That I'd Like To Have
Five Of These
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And Put Them
Around My Children's Neck.
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You're Joking.
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(Laughing)
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Come On, Sit Down.
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Well, You Know,
Mr. Bauza...
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Sit Down And Rest.
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You Done Yours,
Let Me Do Mine.
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You're Going To Play?
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Yes, I Got To Conduct
My Orchestra.
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Bring My Vocals.
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Oh, Vocals?
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Yes, All
My Vocalists.
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(Salsa Music)
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♪Y, Yo Ganga♪
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♪Y Yo Ganga♪
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♪Que La Campana LaSei Ya Ta Sona♪
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♪Y, Yo Ganga♪
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♪Y, Yo Ganga♪
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♪Te Ya A Mire Y Llemar ♪
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♪Ganga, Ganga♪
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♪Whoa♪
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♪Whoa...♪
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(Phone Ringing)
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Huxtable Residence.
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Pediatric Security Officer
Kenny Speaking.
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Oh. Hi, Stanley.
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Did You Call For Rudy?
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Rudy Is Not Available.
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Why?
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Rudy And I Are Spending
A Quiet Evening At Home.
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Alone.
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Rudy, Put Another Log
In The Fire.
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Listen, Stanley,
Call As Many Times As You Want.
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I'll Be Answering The Phone.
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Right, Rude?
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Good Night, Stan.
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Have A Safe Evening.
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7:36.
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Incoming Call For Rudy.
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No Message.
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Well, Now, Wasn't That
A Scrumptious Dinner?
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You Bet.
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00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,731
Uh-Uh-Uh,
Young Lady.
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00:10:03,731 --> 00:10:05,731
You Didn't Finish
Your Carrots.
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00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:08,382
You Want To Be
A Clean Plate Club Member?
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Okay, I'll Clean My Plate.
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Uh-Uh-Uh,
Young Lady.
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Finish Your Carrots.
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They Have Lots
Of Vitamins.
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I'll Take A Chewable,
Then Everyone's Happy.
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We're Not.
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We'll Stay Here All Night.
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But I'm Full.
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The Old "I'm Full" Trick.
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Yeah, I Pulled That One
In My Day.
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Maybe You've Been
Tricking People
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But I'm Really Full.
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I Have Food Up To Here.
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I'm Surprised I Can Talk.
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Sorry. That Bird Won't Fly
In This House.
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Now Eat!
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(Phone Ringing)
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Stan, Stan, Stan.
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Give It Up, Man.
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I Put Another Log
In The Fire, Dear.
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00:11:01,731 --> 00:11:03,726
Oh, Dr. Huxtable!
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00:11:03,726 --> 00:11:07,174
Oh, No, No,
There's No Fire Here, Sir.
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Everything's Just Copacetic,
Sir.
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00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:13,280
Yeah. We're Just Having
A Little Dinner Theater.
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00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,730
How Are Things
At The Radio Station?
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What Time Do We Go On?
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00:11:17,725 --> 00:11:19,687
Good. We'll Tune In.
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Over And Out, Sir.
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Oh, No!
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00:11:24,158 --> 00:11:25,659
Olivia, What's Wrong?
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All My Carrots
Fell On The Floor.
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00:11:27,731 --> 00:11:29,728
Now I Can't Eat Them.
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00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:31,398
Oh, Dear.
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00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:34,535
You're A Real Cutup
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00:11:34,535 --> 00:11:36,570
Aren't You, Young Lady.
254
00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:44,406
Man:
Clear The Studio Please.
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00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:45,230
Five Seconds To Air.
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00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,065
Clair:
Cliff! Cliff!
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Get Out Of There!
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00:11:48,806 --> 00:11:52,033
Man:
Buenas Noches, Good Evening And Welcome
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To The Pan-American
Music Festival.
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Let's Stop The Words
And Start The Music.
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Salsa, Bolero, Cha-Cha-Cha!
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♪Cuando Va La Media Vuelta♪
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00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:07,028
♪Ay, Jose, Ten Cuidado♪
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00:12:07,028 --> 00:12:10,755
♪No Dejes La Mano Suelta♪
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00:12:10,755 --> 00:12:13,858
♪Porque Un Paso Mal Marcado♪
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♪Te Hace Perder♪
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00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:18,028
♪Cuidado, Papa♪
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♪Ay, Jose, Asi No Es♪
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00:12:20,832 --> 00:12:25,028
♪Ay, Jose, A La Otra Vez♪
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♪Ay, Jose, A La Otra Vez♪
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♪ Darling, Como Yo Te Quiero♪
272
00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:36,033
♪Pongame La Mano Aqui,Jose, Asi♪
273
00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:38,030
♪Baja Lo Un Poquito Asi♪
274
00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:41,419
♪ Dame Una Vueltesita Asi,
Papa, Asi ♪
275
00:12:41,419 --> 00:12:43,034
♪ Asi, Asi, No Mas ♪
276
00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:45,757
♪ Con Tu Graciela, Papi ♪
277
00:12:45,757 --> 00:12:49,361
♪ I Want To Teach You Mambo,
Cha-Cha-Cha ♪
278
00:12:49,361 --> 00:12:52,764
♪ Asi, Papito,
Aqui, Aqui, Aqui, Aqui, Aqui ♪
279
00:12:52,764 --> 00:12:54,332
♪ Aqui, Aqui, Aqui, Aqui♪
280
00:12:54,332 --> 00:12:56,534
♪Ay! ♪
281
00:12:56,534 --> 00:13:01,506
♪ Si ♪
282
00:13:02,941 --> 00:13:07,036
(Pianos, Horns, &Amp; Percussion)
283
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:14,028
♪ Azucar! Azucar! ♪
284
00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:17,028
(Flute Playing)
285
00:13:30,869 --> 00:13:32,604
Who's There?
286
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,339
Hey, Kenny, Chill, Man.
287
00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:35,640
It's Just Me.
288
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,028
I Was Meditating.
289
00:13:37,028 --> 00:13:38,543
Got To Stay Centered.
290
00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:40,345
Oh, Sure. I Can See That.
291
00:13:40,345 --> 00:13:44,032
You Got A Little Carrot
On The Center Of Your Forehead.
292
00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:48,853
Thanks, Theo.
293
00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:50,488
No Problem.
294
00:13:50,488 --> 00:13:52,029
What Are You Doing Here?
295
00:13:52,029 --> 00:13:54,359
I Had A Date
In The Neighborhood
296
00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:56,036
And I Figured I'd Stop By.
297
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,030
Your Dad Called You, Didn't He?
298
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:03,036
Well, Kenny, I Understand
That Olivia Can Be A Handful.
299
00:14:03,036 --> 00:14:05,028
But I Was Even Worse.
300
00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:08,840
First I Blew My Whistle At Her,
Then I Yelled At Her.
301
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,442
I Was Drunk With Power.
302
00:14:10,442 --> 00:14:15,157
Well, It Seems To Me
That You Were In Charge
303
00:14:15,157 --> 00:14:17,282
And It Looks Like
Olivia Was Calling The Shots.
304
00:14:17,282 --> 00:14:19,761
You're Telling Me?
305
00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:22,086
She Had Me Doing The Cha-Cha.
306
00:14:22,086 --> 00:14:23,761
I Just Don't Get It.
307
00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,766
I Mean, You Work With Kids.
308
00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:28,326
How Do You Keep Them In Line?
309
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,563
I Don't Blow My Whistle At Them
Or Yell
310
00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:35,266
Although I Will Admit,
My First Day, I Tried That.
311
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,761
There I Was In Front
Of The Class
312
00:14:37,761 --> 00:14:40,766
And I Was Yelling,
"Hey, Hey, Sit Down!
313
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:42,761
Chill Out. Knock It Off!"
314
00:14:42,761 --> 00:14:45,577
By The End Of The Day,
They Had Me Saying
315
00:14:45,577 --> 00:14:47,768
"I'm Going To Tell."
316
00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:49,765
See...
317
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,082
I Realized
318
00:14:51,082 --> 00:14:54,761
That The Only Way You Can
Lead People, Young And Old
319
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,763
Is By Earning Their Respect.
320
00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:00,658
Yeah, That's Fine,
But How Do You Get Them
321
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,260
To Eat
Their Carrots?
322
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,596
You Totally Missed My Point.
323
00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:06,763
If Dad Were
In This Position
324
00:15:06,763 --> 00:15:12,237
He Would Tell The Story
Of The Foogrupa Family.
325
00:15:12,237 --> 00:15:14,767
Is This A Long Story?
326
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,508
Well, If My Dad
Was Telling It, Yes
327
00:15:17,508 --> 00:15:20,178
But You're Going To Get
328
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:21,765
The Condensed
Theo Version.
329
00:15:21,765 --> 00:15:23,081
You See, Kenny
330
00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:25,766
The Foogrupa Family
Was Very Large
331
00:15:25,766 --> 00:15:29,654
And They Lived In All Parts
Of The Country.
332
00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:31,769
There Was
Cousin Meatloaf Foogrupa
333
00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:37,395
There Was Potato Foogrupa--
334
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,766
Uncle Spud, That Is.
335
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:43,067
There Was The Big Cheese
Of The Family
336
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,469
Cheddar Foogrupa
337
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:47,305
And The Little Cousins
338
00:15:47,305 --> 00:15:49,770
Were Red-Headed Carrot-Top Kids.
339
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,761
Stay With Me
Because The Plot Thickens.
340
00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:54,245
The Foogrupas, Right?
341
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,766
Yes, Yes.
342
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:57,115
Now...
343
00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:02,320
The Foogrupas
Got Together
344
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,089
For A Reunion On A Big Plateau.
345
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,292
That's French For Plate.
346
00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:09,160
The Carnival Was There
347
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:13,231
And They All Took Turns
Riding The Forklift
348
00:16:13,231 --> 00:16:15,366
Into The Tunnel Of Yum.
349
00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:17,435
Now, Suddenly
350
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:22,240
All The Foogrupas Were Gone
Except For The Carrot-Top Kids.
351
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,761
The Operator
Of The Forklift, See
352
00:16:24,761 --> 00:16:28,680
He Didn't Want To Let Them
Into The Tunnel Of Yum.
353
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,482
Pretty Soon,
The Little Carrot-Top Kids
354
00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:33,761
Started To Cry.
355
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,761
They Said, "Oh, Dear.
356
00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:40,258
"We're Going To Be
Little Orphans.
357
00:16:40,258 --> 00:16:45,296
"I Miss My Mommy And My Daddy,
And Uncle Spud Too.
358
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:49,067
"Is There Anyone Out There
That Could Help Us?
359
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:52,070
"Is There Any Little Boy
Or Little Girl
360
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,572
"That Can Lift Us
On Their Forklift
361
00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:57,241
"And Put Us
Into The Tunnel Of Yum
362
00:16:57,241 --> 00:17:00,411
So We Can Be With The Rest
Of Our Family?"
363
00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:04,082
Don't Worry,
Little Carrot-Top Kids.
364
00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:05,216
I'll Save You!
365
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,761
I'll Help You!
366
00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:10,288
The Foogrupa Family
Will Never Separate.
367
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:24,402
(Humming)
368
00:17:24,402 --> 00:17:27,071
♪ Carmelina, Oh ♪
369
00:17:27,071 --> 00:17:30,708
♪ Where Is My Husband? ♪
370
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,276
♪ Carmelina ♪
371
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:35,246
♪ Carmelina ♪
372
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:38,483
♪ I Am Here With You,
Carmelina ♪
373
00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:40,418
♪ Where Is My Husband? ♪
374
00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:41,586
♪ There Is Our Son ♪
375
00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:43,388
♪ With His Feet
On The Sofa. ♪
376
00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:44,522
Hey, Chill, Chill.
377
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,390
Come On,
378
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,158
Chill, Chill, Chill.
379
00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:48,770
Oh, Cool Hats.
380
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:51,529
No, Your Mother And I
381
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,764
Are A Pair Of Underwear.
382
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,569
What's Happening,
My Son?
383
00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:00,238
How Did Everything Go?
384
00:18:00,238 --> 00:18:01,406
Good.
385
00:18:01,406 --> 00:18:02,673
Where Is Kenny?
386
00:18:02,673 --> 00:18:04,075
I Sent Him Home.
387
00:18:04,075 --> 00:18:06,761
He Had A Little Battle Fatigue.
388
00:18:06,761 --> 00:18:10,581
He Had Trouble Getting Olivia
To Eat Her Carrots
389
00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:14,152
So I Told Him
The Foogrupa Story, Dad.
390
00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:15,620
Good One, Good One.
391
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,722
I Also Paid Him For You Too.
392
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,191
Yeah. Well, I'm Proud Of You.
393
00:18:20,191 --> 00:18:24,295
I Was Assuming
You Were Going To Pay Me Back.
394
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,234
♪ Carmelina ♪
395
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:35,339
Five.
396
00:18:35,339 --> 00:18:36,574
Five? Hey, Dad
397
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,769
I Said I Paid Him,
Not Stiffed Him.
398
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,764
♪ Carmelina ♪
399
00:18:42,764 --> 00:18:44,415
And Five.
400
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,217
All Right.
401
00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:50,188
And You Know,
I Was Here For The Last Hour.
402
00:18:51,122 --> 00:18:53,224
And A Dollar.
403
00:18:53,224 --> 00:18:55,393
Thank You, Dad.
404
00:18:55,393 --> 00:18:57,428
One Second, Please.
405
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,767
The Carrot.
406
00:19:00,398 --> 00:19:01,763
Thank You.
407
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:04,766
♪ Carmelina ♪
408
00:19:04,766 --> 00:19:06,763
Oh, We Had A Ball.
409
00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:09,440
I Guess That's My Cue
To Go Home.
410
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,761
See You Later, Mom.
411
00:19:10,761 --> 00:19:12,243
Good-Bye, Sweetheart.
412
00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:14,078
All Right, Son.
413
00:19:14,078 --> 00:19:16,080
Be Good In School.
414
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,484
Well, Thank Goodness
It's Over And It Went Well.
415
00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:20,766
I'm Happy For You.
416
00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:22,086
You Did...
417
00:19:22,086 --> 00:19:23,421
(Blowing)
418
00:19:23,421 --> 00:19:24,765
You Did Well.
419
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:28,459
I Even Handled My Little Moment
Of Embarrassment Well.
420
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:29,227
What?
421
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,261
When You Decided
422
00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,766
To Sit In With The Band.
423
00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:34,232
Why Couldn't You Come
Into The Booth
424
00:19:34,232 --> 00:19:36,100
When I Was Signalling You?
425
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:39,070
Was That The Signal
For Me To Come In?
426
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:42,240
I Thought You Were Waving Me
To Go Ahead
427
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,443
And Just Start Swinging
And Get Started.
428
00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:47,712
That's What You Wanted Me To Do.
429
00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:48,769
Well, Listen
430
00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:52,770
Mario Bauza And I,
We Had A Special Thing Going
431
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:55,766
And You Know,
The Man Actually Said
432
00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:59,590
He Might Want Me To Go
On The Road With Him, So...
433
00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:02,460
♪ Carmelina ♪
434
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:05,229
The Man Asked You
To Go On The Road?
435
00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:06,230
Well, Listen
436
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:08,065
You Have To Understand.
437
00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:09,233
It Wasn't Direct
438
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:12,303
But Mario And I
Have A Certain Repartee.
439
00:20:12,303 --> 00:20:14,768
And When You Think
About It
440
00:20:14,768 --> 00:20:17,241
Look, My Father Is A Musician
441
00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:19,768
So Some Of It
Had To Be Inherited.
442
00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:21,761
Yes, But See, Honey
443
00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:24,248
Your Father Is A Real Musician.
444
00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:29,086
He Practiced His Trombone
Eight Hours A Day For 25 Years.
445
00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:30,766
You, On The Other Hand
446
00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:34,258
Will Grab Anything
In Front Of Your Face
447
00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:36,294
And Start Banging On It.
448
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,565
Well, That's True
449
00:20:40,565 --> 00:20:44,769
But See, That's Because
You Don't Understand Percussion.
450
00:20:44,769 --> 00:20:47,177
It's Getting Late.
451
00:20:47,177 --> 00:20:52,234
(Humming Percussively)
452
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:54,243
And That's What Mario Wants.
453
00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:56,886
I Gave Him
My Phone Number.
454
00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:59,055
Then You Sit Here
By The Phone.
455
00:20:59,055 --> 00:21:00,234
Mm-Hmm.
456
00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:01,724
I'm Going Upstairs.
457
00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:03,239
We Have A Phone
Upstairs.
458
00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:06,562
Yeah, But You Sit Here.
459
00:21:06,562 --> 00:21:09,241
I Don't Want To Be Here
By Myself.
460
00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:13,234
(Humming Percussively)
461
00:21:15,604 --> 00:21:19,075
(Humming Percussively)
462
00:21:39,662 --> 00:21:43,999
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