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Cliff.
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What Are You Doing?
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That's Dinner.
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I Know What Time It's For.
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I Was Just Making
A Little Stew Sandwich.
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At Least Use A Paper Towel.
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Can I Have A Cup?
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How About
If You Just Get Out Of Here?
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Hmm... You Used To Be
A Nice Person
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But Now You Are
N-N-No Good.
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Cold Woman Too.
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Dinner At Danielle's.
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Back By 9:00, Okay?
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Rudy, Come Back Here.
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Dinner Is Here. Set The Table.
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Danielle's Expecting Me.
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You Didn't Ask Me.
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I Needs To Be With My Friends.
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Besides, All You Ever Talk About
Is Mortgages And Russia.
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We'll Change The Conversation
For You.
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We'll Talk About Traffic
And The Recession.
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Set The Table For Five.
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(Muttering:) Set The Table. Clear The Table.
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Do You Have Something To Say?
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Oh, No.
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No, No.
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Cliff...
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Yeah.
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They're Here.
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What's Happening?
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What Happened Here?
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Am I Supposed To Leave?
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Who's Here?
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The Moody Rudy Blues.
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Do They Itch?
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Ah, To Be 13
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And Afflicted
With Parents.
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Yes.
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(Broken Doorbell Rings)
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I'm Getting Close.
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Did You Hear It Almost?
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All I Need To Do Is Tighten
That One Little Screw Again.
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Almost, Dear.
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Well.
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Hey.
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Prisoners Escaping
From Their Homes.
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You're Not Moving
In Here, Are You?
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Oh, Yes.
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That's Right.
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You Guys Are On Your Way Down
To Look At Hillman College.
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That's Right.
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I Want To See
If Hillman Is Worthy
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Of The High Standards
I Set For Myself.
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Oh, Lance.
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Clair:
Charmaine, I Knew
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You Received
A Letter Of Acceptance.
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Lance, You Got One Too?
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I Got A Letter--
Something About A Wait List.
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We'll Take Care Of That
When I Get Down There.
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For The Bon Voyage Dinner,
What Do You Think?
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This One Or This One?
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There's More Than One
Decision To Be Made.
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Excuse Me--
Fashion Alert.
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...Didn't Know
What To Do With Herself.
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Jumped Out There, And...
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(Telephone Rings)
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Ah, Ha-Ha! I Beat You To It.
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Howdy-Do.
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Please, Dad.
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Hello, Danielle, Ma Belle.
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How's Every Little Thing?
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Just Well?
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That's Swell. Do Tell.
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Oh, You Want Rudy?
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She Looks A Little Tired.
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Dad, Come On.
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(Teasingly:) Dad, Come On. Please, Please.
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Just One Second.
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I Think Lazarus Just Came Back.
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Hey, Hey, Hey.
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Hey, Danielle.
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What's Up?
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It Was Whack.
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Yeah, I Was Cold Busted.
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No, My Mom.
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No Reason.
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She Just Dissed Me.
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All Right.
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I'll Talk To You Tomorrow.
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All Right. Peace Out. Bye.
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"Peace Out"?
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I Thought Peace Was In.
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I Don't Know.
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Bing-A-Bing, Whacka-Doom-Boom.
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Well, Doctor...
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Your Dinner's Ready.
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Oh, Good.
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I'm Ready.
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Sondra And Elvin Are Late.
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They Had An Appointment
With Their Attorney.
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Uh-Oh.
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Now, I Resent That.
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What Is That, "Uh-Oh"?
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Every Time
Somebody Sees A Lawyer, See
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That Is Not Necessarily
Bad News.
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Sondra And Elvin
Are Coming From The Lawyer
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After Having A Meeting
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And They Say
They're Bringing Good News?
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Uh-Oh.
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Okay.
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So Peace Out.
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Sondra, How Is
Your Bar Exam
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Preparatory Course
Coming?
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Two More Weeks,
And I Am Home Free.
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What Perplexes Me Is
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That Product Liability
Precedent, Waverly V. Mulhern.
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The Key To That Precedent
Was Brockman V. Marshall.
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There's Obvious
Contributory Negligence
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With Forethought
On The Part Of The Plaintiff.
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Oh, Contributory Negligence.
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Well, Elvin.
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Hmm?
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The Shinbone
Connects To The...
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Connects To
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The Thigh Bone.
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Can I Go Now?
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Okay, Honey. Go Ahead.
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Thank You.
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We're Sorry
We Bored You.
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Well, Mom And Dad,
Now That Rudy's Gone
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That Gives Us An Opportunity
To Tell You Our Great News.
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Rudy, Rudy...
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Go On, Elvin, Go On.
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Well, We've Got Our Life
All Squared Away.
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Sondra:
That's Right,
Mom And Dad.
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Today We Went
To See Our Lawyer
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And We Drew Up Our Will.
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Do I Get
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My Car Back?
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No, But You May Get Something
Much More Precious.
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And What's That?
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In The Event
Of Our Untimely Passing
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From This Earthly World
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We Are Considering
Bestowing Upon You
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The Honor
Of Acting As Guardians.
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Of What?
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Of Winnie And Nelson.
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You Want Us To Be Guardians
To Your Children?
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It Sounds Exciting,
But Don't Jump The Gun
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Because You Guys
Are Only Finalists.
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Well, What's Next,
The Swimsuit Competition?
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I Know This Is Awkward
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But Why Don't You
Let Us Explain
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Our Process Of Selection
To You
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And Then
You'll Understand It.
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They're Going To Explain
Their Process Of Selection
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And Then We'll Understand It.
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I Can Hear!
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Okay,
It's A Three-Step Process.
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First, We Look
At Emotional Stability.
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Financial Stability.
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And Accommodations.
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We Started
With Martin And Denise.
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Martin Is Stable,
But Denise...
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Elvin:
They Only Have
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Olivia, And They've
Already Dumped Her
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Off On You.
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Which Means If We Gave
The Twins To Them
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They'd End Up Here Anyway.
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Right, So We Just
Cut Out The Middleman.
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Do You Understand That, Dear?
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Direct From The Factory To Us.
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Then We Thought About
Vanessa And Dabnis.
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But They're History.
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What About Your Family?
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You Still Have Some Parents,
Don't You?
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Yeah, Well, You Know,
They're Retired.
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They Like To Travel.
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We Didn't Want To Burden Them.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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I Can Understand That,
'Cause I Hate To Travel
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And Mrs. Huxtable
Hates To Travel
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And We Don't Ever
Want To Travel.
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As A Matter Of Fact,
We Just Stay Home.
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We Watch The Travel Channel.
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Then We Thought
Of Our Friends.
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But You Know
How That Can Be.
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You Like Him,
You Don't Trust Her.
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You Trust Her,
You Don't Like Him.
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Yeah, I Certainly Understand
That Part.
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So Then, We Sat Down
And We Thought About It.
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And It Dawned On Us.
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Who Are Really
Our Best Friends?
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I Have No Idea.
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Mom, You Know.
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You All Don't Get Out Much,
Do You?
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I've Done Some Estate Work,
And I Would Counsel My Clients
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To Choose A Guardian
Closer To Their Own Age.
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Frankly, Mom And Dad,
Your Age Did Work Against You.
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Good.
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But If We Should Perish,
Let's Say Tomorrow
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The Kids Only Need A Guardian
For Another 14 Years
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So You'll Be Done
Before You're 70.
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We'll Be Done
Before We're 70.
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Hot Diggity Dog.
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So Now, Listen...
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Just Out Of The Sake
Of Curiosity
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Who Was The Competition?
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Hey, Everybody.
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Sorry I'm Late.
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No, You're Not Late.
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Nobody Invited You.
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Well, Dad, Actually,
We Invited Theo.
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Meet Your Competition.
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Elvin, This Is Not
A Competition.
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What's Not
A Competition?
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Elvin And I Are Choosing
A Guardian For The Twins
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And We Thought
We Would Have
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An Open Family
Discussion About It.
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And, Theo, You Are
One Of The Finalists.
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Elvin:
Hey, You Know What?
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Why Don't We Go
Into The Living Room
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For A Little
Child-Rearing Q &Amp; A?
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00:11:07,619 --> 00:11:10,155
How About It?
Mom, Dad, Huh?
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We'll Be Right There.
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Okay, Great.
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Hey, Cool.
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A Little Child-Rearing Q &Amp; A?
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Well, He's Lucky
I Don't Q His A.
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That's A Tricky
Question, Elvin
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But For The Record
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A Parent Should Not Abuse
Their Authority.
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However, Children Should Know
Who's In Charge.
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Hmm.
Hmm.
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Good.
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Um... Sondra And Elvin
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Your Mother And I Would Like
To Talk To You.
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Oh, Sure, Dad.
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We Just Want You To Think--
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To Take Time Out
For A Minute And Think
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And Consider Life
As A 12-Hour Day.
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You're Born At Sunrise
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And You Are Just Alert.
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I Mean, Your Body Is Fit.
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You Are Cooking.
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00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:21,386
And You Get To Noon,
And You Have Peaked.
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You Are All The Way Up There,
Nothing Against You.
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You Just Fight...
You're Full Of It.
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And Your Mother And I
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Are In Life
Somewhere Around 4:15.
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See...
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00:12:38,712 --> 00:12:40,013
No, Dear.
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I'm At 3:30.
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Well, It Doesn't Make
Any Difference.
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Whatever It Is,
It's Getting Dark.
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Sondra And Elvin,
Put Those Pads Down.
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Now, Look--
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Your Father And I
Have Raised Theo
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To The Best Of Our Abilities
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And We Are Confident
That He Will Make
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An Excellent Guardian
For Your Children.
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Elvin:
Well...
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Uncle Theo...
264
00:13:21,382 --> 00:13:22,385
Congratulations.
265
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,823
Yeah, Thanks.
266
00:13:23,823 --> 00:13:26,326
Wow, I Don't Know
What To Say.
267
00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:27,827
This Is Great.
268
00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:30,930
You Guys Entrusting
Winnie And Nelson To Me.
269
00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:32,932
Yeah...
270
00:13:32,932 --> 00:13:34,934
Well, Um, Theo...
271
00:13:34,934 --> 00:13:36,380
Sondra And I Feel
272
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:40,006
That You Have The Values
And The Moral Fiber
273
00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:43,143
To Carry On
The Tibideaux Torch.
274
00:13:43,143 --> 00:13:45,745
Of Course,
There Are Some Formalities.
275
00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:49,749
We'll Have To Disclose
All Of Our Assets To You--
276
00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:52,387
Checking, Savings,
Safety Deposit, Investments.
277
00:13:52,387 --> 00:13:54,788
Of Course, You'll Be
The Beneficiary.
278
00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:55,855
Oh, Good.
279
00:13:55,855 --> 00:13:57,378
I Mean, Well...
280
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,384
Bad That You're
Going To Be Dead
281
00:14:00,384 --> 00:14:02,381
But Good That
I'll Have Money
282
00:14:02,381 --> 00:14:04,382
To Help Raise The Kids.
283
00:14:04,382 --> 00:14:05,965
So, In Terms Of Assets
284
00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:07,867
How Much We Talking?
285
00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:10,378
If It's Too Personal,
I Understand.
286
00:14:10,378 --> 00:14:12,338
No, It's Not
Too Personal.
287
00:14:12,338 --> 00:14:14,378
Assets.
288
00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:15,378
(Clears Throat)
289
00:14:15,378 --> 00:14:17,343
We Have The House.
290
00:14:17,343 --> 00:14:20,280
Well, Technically,
The Bank Owns The House.
291
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,849
Other Assets.
292
00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:24,884
We Have Two Cars.
293
00:14:24,884 --> 00:14:28,221
One's Mom's And Dad's,
Isn't It?
294
00:14:28,221 --> 00:14:30,381
We Have A Car.
295
00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:32,325
And We Paid For It.
296
00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:35,228
No, Honey. Actually,
We're Still Paying On The Car.
297
00:14:35,228 --> 00:14:37,163
So You Have Half A Car.
298
00:14:37,163 --> 00:14:40,099
Approximately, Yes.
299
00:14:40,099 --> 00:14:41,383
Okay.
300
00:14:41,383 --> 00:14:43,770
We Can Still
Work This Out.
301
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,378
Um, You Said Something
302
00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:48,174
About Savings
And Investments, Right?
303
00:14:48,174 --> 00:14:51,379
We Have The Twins'
Birthday Bonds From Mom And Dad.
304
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,379
We Also Have
The Savings Account.
305
00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:54,848
Got To Stay Liquid.
306
00:14:54,848 --> 00:14:56,716
How Liquid, Elvin?
307
00:14:56,716 --> 00:14:59,383
Very Liquid, Theo.
308
00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:03,379
It's Just Not A Lot There
To Pour.
309
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:06,125
And, Of Course,
We Have Life Insurance.
310
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,386
And Exactly What
Would That Cover
311
00:15:08,386 --> 00:15:10,379
If You Two Pass On?
312
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:12,384
The Burial.
313
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:17,384
Once Elvin Finishes
His Residency
314
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,384
And I Pass The Bar
And Get A Job
315
00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:22,382
Our Financial Outlook
Will Improve.
316
00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:24,010
That's Right.
317
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,381
(Laughing)
318
00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:29,383
What Happens
If You Guys Go Tomorrow?
319
00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:31,851
Come On, Guys,
I'm A Student.
320
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:33,383
I'm A Grad Student.
321
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:37,379
I Can't Raise Two Kids
On Birthday Bonds.
322
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:40,383
We Can't Give
The Twins To Theo.
323
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:41,861
He Has Nothing.
324
00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:43,897
He Lives In That
Crummy Apartment.
325
00:15:43,897 --> 00:15:45,381
He Doesn't Even
Have A Job.
326
00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:48,835
What Happened To Carrying
The Torch, And Moral Fiber?
327
00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:50,837
Grow Up, Theo.
328
00:15:50,837 --> 00:15:52,205
There's No Cash.
329
00:15:52,205 --> 00:15:53,973
Kids Can't Eat
Moral Fiber.
330
00:15:53,973 --> 00:15:57,176
We Are Too Far
In Debt To Die.
331
00:15:57,176 --> 00:15:59,178
If One Of Us Survives
332
00:15:59,178 --> 00:16:01,383
The Kids Will Be Taken Care Of.
333
00:16:01,383 --> 00:16:04,918
We Just Have To Avoid
Dying At The Same Time.
334
00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:08,021
Right. We Just Can't Be
Anywhere Together.
335
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,385
We'll Take
Separate Airplanes.
336
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,957
Separate Cars.
337
00:16:10,957 --> 00:16:13,226
Separate Vacations.
338
00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:15,383
Separate Rooms.
339
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,063
No, No, No.
340
00:16:19,699 --> 00:16:21,200
Not Separate Rooms.
341
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,771
Some Things
Are Worth Dying For.
342
00:16:24,771 --> 00:16:27,974
Okay, Guys, Guys, Guys,
Excuse Me.
343
00:16:27,974 --> 00:16:30,843
So This Means
You Don't Need Me, Right?
344
00:16:30,843 --> 00:16:32,679
No! No, No.
345
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,080
Just The Opposite.
346
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:38,751
Theo, You're Our Will To Live.
347
00:16:38,751 --> 00:16:41,087
You're Going To Be
Our Guardian.
348
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,386
We Know You're A Student,
And Don't Have Much Money
349
00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,926
So If Something
Does Happen To Us
350
00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:50,964
And You Run Out Of Money,
Who You Going To Call?
351
00:16:55,802 --> 00:16:57,737
(Knock At Door)
352
00:16:57,737 --> 00:16:59,205
Who Is It?
353
00:16:59,205 --> 00:17:00,707
Uh, It's Dad.
354
00:17:02,342 --> 00:17:03,381
Oh, Hi.
355
00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:05,211
Hey. How You Doing?
356
00:17:05,211 --> 00:17:06,378
Fine.
357
00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:08,014
Okay.
358
00:17:08,014 --> 00:17:11,050
Well, Been A Long Time
Since I Been Up Here.
359
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:12,986
I Did A Little Redecorating.
360
00:17:12,986 --> 00:17:14,382
Yeah, Yeah.
361
00:17:14,382 --> 00:17:17,378
And, Uh...
362
00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:21,060
Dad, Is There Something
You Wanted?
363
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,329
Uh, Yeah.
364
00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:25,264
I Just Wanted To, Uh...
365
00:17:25,264 --> 00:17:28,067
To Just, Uh, Talk
To You, I Guess.
366
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:32,005
I Just Came Up To Your Room,
You Know, Homegirl
367
00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:35,274
To Have A Little
Chitchat With You.
368
00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:36,378
Whoa!
369
00:17:36,378 --> 00:17:39,212
That's Kind Of...
370
00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:43,282
It's An Anti-Old-People
Bed, Huh?
371
00:17:43,282 --> 00:17:46,378
Anyway, I Just Wanted
To Talk To You.
372
00:17:46,378 --> 00:17:49,088
You Know,
Just Say A Few Things.
373
00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:50,790
I Was Just Wondering
374
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:54,160
Is There A Point
In A Young Person's Life
375
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,329
Of, Let's Say, Age 13
376
00:17:56,329 --> 00:18:04,203
Where The Mother And The Father
Are Just Always... Wrong?
377
00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:07,140
Dad...
378
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,385
No, No, Help Me.
379
00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:11,177
This Is What
I Want You To Help Me With.
380
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,879
Dad, It's Just...
381
00:18:12,879 --> 00:18:14,382
Come On, Say It.
382
00:18:14,382 --> 00:18:15,386
You And Mom...
383
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:18,151
Yeah, Right,
That's Who We Are.
384
00:18:18,151 --> 00:18:19,386
Use Some Verbs
385
00:18:19,386 --> 00:18:23,690
And Some Nouns To It,
And It Will Come Out.
386
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,024
Come On.
387
00:18:25,024 --> 00:18:27,026
It's Everything,
It's The Whole World.
388
00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:28,378
The Whole World.
389
00:18:28,378 --> 00:18:29,696
The Whole World.
390
00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:30,697
Whole World.
391
00:18:30,697 --> 00:18:32,031
Everything's The Same.
392
00:18:32,031 --> 00:18:33,378
Everything's The Same.
393
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,034
I Want To Change.
394
00:18:35,034 --> 00:18:39,378
I Want To Do Things
The Way I Want To Do Them.
395
00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:41,387
That's What
I Want To Do Too.
396
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:45,344
And You Don't Have To Eat Dinner
Here Either.
397
00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:47,378
Are You Talking
About Somebody's Cooking?
398
00:18:47,378 --> 00:18:48,881
I Know What Happened
399
00:18:48,881 --> 00:18:51,150
With The Thing
With Danielle
400
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:54,020
But You Didn't Ask Mom
Way In Advance
401
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:56,055
If You Could Go Over.
402
00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:58,381
It Was A Spur Of The Moment.
403
00:18:58,381 --> 00:18:59,959
Mom Had Dinner Planned.
404
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:03,380
Why Should I Have To Be Here
For Dinner
405
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:06,387
And All The Conversation
At Dinner Is
406
00:19:06,387 --> 00:19:10,169
Law Talk Or Doctor Talk,
And I Don't Understand It?
407
00:19:10,169 --> 00:19:14,140
Why Can't I Be With My Friends
And Talk About What We Want?
408
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,809
Because Your Friends
Have Not Chipped In
409
00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:19,278
And Purchased A House.
410
00:19:22,715 --> 00:19:27,720
In The Past Four Years,
Had You Saved A Quarter A Day
411
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,384
Five Days A Week
From Your Lunch Money
412
00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:36,229
Eight Of You Could Be Living
Next Door To Us
413
00:19:36,229 --> 00:19:38,385
With The House Paid For.
414
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,385
But, No, You Chose
To Live Here.
415
00:19:41,385 --> 00:19:42,735
That's My Point.
416
00:19:42,735 --> 00:19:44,904
Do You Understand
What I'm Saying?
417
00:19:44,904 --> 00:19:47,306
No, You Don't
418
00:19:47,306 --> 00:19:50,382
Because I Have No Idea
What I'm Saying.
419
00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:55,386
Now Come Over Here
420
00:19:55,386 --> 00:19:57,385
'Cause This
Is Getting Silly.
421
00:19:57,385 --> 00:19:59,118
It's Getting Silly.
422
00:19:59,118 --> 00:20:02,088
Now Put Your Arm Around Me.
423
00:20:02,088 --> 00:20:07,727
Now, Do You Know
The Word "Love"?
424
00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:08,928
Yeah.
425
00:20:08,928 --> 00:20:11,964
Okay, You Know
What Love Means
426
00:20:11,964 --> 00:20:14,901
If Somebody Says
"I Love You," Yes?
427
00:20:14,901 --> 00:20:15,902
Yes.
428
00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:18,938
Okay, Do You Love Me?
429
00:20:18,938 --> 00:20:20,239
Yeah.
430
00:20:20,239 --> 00:20:24,277
You're Having A Problem
Saying This?
431
00:20:24,277 --> 00:20:26,245
Okay, If You Love Me
432
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:29,715
Then Kiss Me On My Cheek
With Love.
433
00:20:32,919 --> 00:20:34,387
Pitiful.
434
00:20:34,387 --> 00:20:39,091
On A Scale To One To Ten,
That Was A Two.
435
00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:41,260
I Love You.
436
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:45,231
You See?
437
00:20:45,231 --> 00:20:46,378
Mm-Hmm.
438
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,379
Huh?
439
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,901
Do You Love Me?
440
00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:50,383
Mm-Hmm.
441
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,378
(Blows Loud Raspberry)
442
00:20:57,009 --> 00:20:58,383
That's A Ten.
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