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Woman:
Samantha Had The Opportunity,
But She Had No Motive.
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Man:
Who's The Cop Here?
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Besides, She Had No Training
In The Crossbow.
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(Mystery Movie Music Playing)
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Commercial Announcer:
For Cleaner, Brighter Laundry...
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What Are You Doing?
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Changing The Channel.
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No. I Am Watching
This Movie.
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It's A Commercial.
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I'm Going To Scan.
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That's What You Do All The Time.
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You Scan.
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But It's A Commercial.
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They'll Be There
About A Minute And 30 Seconds.
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You Can Count.
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One Alligator, Two Alligator...
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I Don't Want To Count
Alligators, Cliff.
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I Would Rather Watch
The Commercial.
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Well, Fine, Okay.
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Watch The Commercial.
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If You Want To Live
A One-Channel Life...
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You Probably Never Even Been
Past Channel 41.
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Here.
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Thank You Very Much.
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I Better Not Miss
A Thing.
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You're Not Going
To Miss Anything.
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(Flipping Through Channels)
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(Bell Ringing)
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Oh, All Right, The Fight!
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The Fight.
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Cliff, That's Pay-Per-View.
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The Picture
Is Scrambled.
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I Know What It Is, Dear
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But On Pay-Per-View
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If You Do Your Head Like This
And Your Eyes...
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Wait, He's Down!
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I'm Going Back
To The Movie.
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Huh?
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Back To The Movie.
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(End Credit Music Playing)
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Now You See?
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It's Finished.
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Too Many Alligators.
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Well, You Want To Watch
Something Else?
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No, Thank You.
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Don't Get An Attitude.
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Hey, Dad, Hey, Mom.
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Oh, Tim, Nikki, How Are You?
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Both:
Hi, Dr. &Amp; Mrs. Huxtable.
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You Remember Eugene?
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Yes. How Are You, Eugene?
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Hi, Dr. &Amp; Mrs. Huxtable.
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Well, You Guys,
The Rummage Sale
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Was A Huge Success.
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Dad, There's
All Your Stuff Back.
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What Do You Mean,
All My Stuff Back?
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You Couldn't Sell My Stuff?
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What..? What About..?
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Why Couldn't You Sell
The Snack Captain?
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Dad, It Was Broken.
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It Is Not Broken.
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All The Person Had To Do
Was Buy It
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And Take The Wires
And Tighten It.
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You Don't Have To Worry
About That, Dr. Huxtable.
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We Made Lots Of Money
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With Everyone
Else's Stuff.
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We Even Made Enough Money
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To Get The Computers
At The Center Repaired.
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And Buy New Computer
Software, Right?
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Come On, Mr. Megabyte.
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Let's Take These Collectibles
To The Basement.
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I'll Help.
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Thanks A Lot.
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Sure.
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There's Cake
On The Counter.
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Help Yourselves.
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Be Careful With That Stuff.
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Some Of It's Broken.
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We're Very Glad
Things Went Well Today.
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Thanks A Lot, Mom And Dad,
For Your Help.
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Obviously,
We Didn't Do Much.
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No, I Didn't Mean
The Rummage Sale.
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I Meant
This Piece Of Paper Here.
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My Baby...
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My Baby!
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What? What? What? What?
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This Says, "Dear Mr. Huxtable,
I Am Pleased To Inform You..."
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My Baby!
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What?
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My Baby!
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What?!
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Somebody Say What!
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It Says That My Baby
Has Been Admitted
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As A Master Of Arts Candidate
In The Department Of Psychology
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At Nyu!
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My Baby!
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Thanks, Mom.
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Thank You.
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My Son.
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My Son.
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My Son.
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All Right, My Son!
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Thank You Very Much.
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If You're So Smart
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How Come You Couldn't Sell
My Snack Captain?
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Cliff, Please.
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We Have To Celebrate.
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You Know, You And Tim
And Eugene And Nikki
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Should Stay For Dinner.
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Mom, I'd Love To,
But I Have To Get Eugene Back
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And Tim Has Another
Recruiting Reception.
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He's Getting His Degree
And He Still Can't Find A Job.
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It's Rough.
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Yeah, It's Tough.
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I Got A Lot Of Friends
Who Are Out Of Work
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But Thanks To You Guys
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I Don't Have To Worry About That
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For A While.
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You're Still Paying
For My Grad School, Right?
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Graduate School?
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Yeah, Remember Me?
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"Your Baby! Your Baby!"
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That's What Your Mother Said.
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How About, "My Son! My Son!"
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You Want To Pick Up His Tab
For Grad School?
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I Wouldn't Have It
Any Other Way.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Dad, Thank You.
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And That
Celebration Dinner--
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Let's Do It Next Week,
On Me.
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Actually, It Will Be On You
'Cause It's Your Money
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But I'll Make The Reservations.
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Oh, Man.
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You Got
The Checkbook Blues?
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I Raised $1,800
For The Community Center
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But I Can't Find More Than $4.50
In My Own Checkbook.
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Come With Me To This Reception.
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Free Food
At The Best Thai Restaurant.
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I Am Not Going To Just Crash
A Corporate Mixer.
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There Will Be Plenty Of People.
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No One Will Notice You.
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Did You Say Free Food?
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I Told You This Was
A Great Restaurant.
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I'll Be Over
By The Food.
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Put A Name Tag On.
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You've Got To Blend In.
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Okay.
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Not So Sloppy, Theo.
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Your Handwriting
Says A Lot About You.
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And This Says, "Which Way
Is The Buffet Table?"
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Ahh... Well, Hello, Mr. Shrimp.
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(Tapping Glass)
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May I Have
Your Attention Please?
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I'm Gwen Graham...
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And I'm
Andy Anderson.
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Welcome To The Tartan
Company's Reception.
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I'd Like To Thank You
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For Your Interest
In Our Company.
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Before We Start Eating...
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(Clanging)
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...We'd Just Like To Say
A Few Words.
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I'm Sure Many Of You
Were Raised On Our Soups
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But As Our Slogan Says,
"We're Not Just Soup Anymore."
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We're Into Everything
From Broadcasting
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To Agri-Business
To Major League Baseball.
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(Silverware Clattering)
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Um... Now, If You'd Like To,
Stop By The Buffet
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And Help Yourself
To Whatever's Left.
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Enjoy.
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Excuse Me.
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Excuse Me.
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Well, Mr.... Hurtable
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You Certainly Are
A Self-Starter.
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Thank You.
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So, Ms. Graham,
You Live In San Francisco.
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The Home Office, Right?
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Uh-Huh.
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I Love
Those Cable Cars.
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And Fisherman's Wharf.
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Speaking Of Fishermen
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I Understand You Reeled In
A High Earnings Last Quarter.
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We Were Very Pleased
With Our Bottom Line, Mr....
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Coyle. Archie Coyle.
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Mr. Hurtable
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You're Awfully Quiet
Over There.
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Oh, I'm Just
Taking It All In.
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What I Think Hurtable's
Trying To Say Is
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This Is Some Restaurant.
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It's Not Your Typical Cuisine--
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It's Off The Beaten Path.
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That Shows A Willingness
To Take Risks.
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That's What Archie Coyle
Is All About.
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Excuse Me, Guys.
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Don't Miss The Noodles.
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How About You,
Ms. Ladly?
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What Are You About?
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Money.
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I Like It.
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It's Necessary To Survive
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And If I'm Making Money,
You're Making Money.
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We Pay Very Fair Salaries.
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You Seem Marketing-Oriented.
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What Areas Interest You?
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Which Areas
Have The Highest Salary?
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I Can Answer That.
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I Bet You Can, Mr....
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Coyle. Archie Coyle.
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Anyone Else Care To Share
Their Interest?
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Mr., Uh... Huntable.
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I Like Working
With People Who Help People.
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Tartan Has Foundations
Dedicated To Charity.
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And I Admire Tartan's Stand
On The Ecology.
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We Have State-Of-The-Art
Environmental Programs.
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Everybody's For Ecology
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But Isn't The Goal
Of Corporations To Make Money?
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They Can't Exist
Unless They Do.
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It's A Question
Of Balance.
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A Corporation
Is A Group Of Citizens.
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They Have To Be Responsible
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Inside The Corporation
And In The Real World.
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That's Very True, Leo
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But You'd Be Surprised
How Difficult It Is
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To Get People
To Understand That Concept.
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But It's So Clear.
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As Long As You Respect People
As Individuals
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What Else Is There?
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For Example, It's Obvious
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That You Do Not Respect
Your Customers By Your Slogan.
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Oh, Gwen?
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Go On, Leo.
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Actually, It's Theo.
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Excuse Me.
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You Say That Tartan
Isn't Just Soup Anymore
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But In These Tough Times,
Soup Is What People Need.
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It's Highly Economical,
Nutritious, And Filling.
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Believe Me, I Know.
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Yes, I Can See That.
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I Would Change The Slogan From
"Tartan's Not Just Soup Anymore"
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To "We're Still Soup."
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Theo, Hold That Thought.
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Wait Here A Minute.
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You Mind If I Have
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One Of These
Chicken Things On A Stick?
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Knock Yourself Out.
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00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,949
So, Mr. Hurtable...
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It's Huxtable, Actually. Theo.
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Sorry.
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00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:12,553
I Have To Thank You
For A Wonderful Evening.
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Well, You're Welcome
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And I Think You Have
A Wonderful Future...
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At The Tartan Company.
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Well, Thank You.
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(Classical Music Playing)
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(Humming)
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00:12:00,506 --> 00:12:02,213
What?
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00:12:02,213 --> 00:12:03,002
Don't You Want To See
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00:12:03,002 --> 00:12:06,520
What Else Is On?
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00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,005
I Beg Your Pardon?
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00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:10,304
Would You Like To See
What Is On?
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00:12:10,304 --> 00:12:11,662
This Is The Ballet.
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00:12:11,662 --> 00:12:14,274
You Said Do I Want
To See What's On?
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00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:16,109
Well, You Live Here Too.
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Here.
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00:12:22,015 --> 00:12:27,287
Are You Angry With Me?
265
00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:29,667
I Did Something Wrong?
266
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,124
We're All Right?
267
00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:32,492
We're Fine.
268
00:12:32,492 --> 00:12:34,027
I'm Going To Change.
269
00:12:34,027 --> 00:12:37,164
Go Ahead, Cliff.
270
00:12:37,164 --> 00:12:38,664
It's Fine, Really.
271
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,662
You Got A Stick
Or Something?
272
00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:49,076
If I Change It,
You'll Hit Me.
273
00:12:49,076 --> 00:12:50,243
No.
274
00:13:06,259 --> 00:13:08,664
You Really Think You're Cute.
275
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:09,670
You Do.
276
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:11,531
You Think You're Cute.
277
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:15,602
Okay, Okay,
So You Got Me Good.
278
00:13:15,602 --> 00:13:17,104
You Got Me Good.
279
00:13:17,104 --> 00:13:20,661
Okay, So We'll Just Sit Here
And Watch The Ballet.
280
00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:22,669
(Flipping Through Channels)
281
00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:27,014
Cliff.
282
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,248
Huh?
283
00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:30,663
You Bought Another Remote,
Didn't You?
284
00:13:30,663 --> 00:13:33,286
Maybe I Did.
Maybe I Didn't.
285
00:13:33,286 --> 00:13:34,665
No, No, No.
286
00:13:34,665 --> 00:13:37,591
You Bought A Little
Tiny Remote, Didn't You?
287
00:13:37,591 --> 00:13:38,625
Where?
288
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,093
What's In Your Pocket?
289
00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:41,561
What's In My Pocket?
290
00:13:41,561 --> 00:13:43,530
Go Ahead.
Search My Pocket.
291
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:44,669
It's In Your Hand.
292
00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:47,000
Ahh, There It Is!
293
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,669
Come On, No, No, No.
294
00:13:48,669 --> 00:13:50,404
Cliff, Don't! Stop!
295
00:13:50,404 --> 00:13:52,239
I Got A Remote For You.
296
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,109
(Laughing Hysterically)
297
00:13:56,109 --> 00:13:57,544
Don't! Don't!
298
00:13:57,544 --> 00:13:59,669
Yee-Haw!
299
00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:01,314
Whoo!
300
00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:05,152
Time Out, Time Out, Time Out.
301
00:14:05,152 --> 00:14:10,057
Uh, Excuse Me, Guys.
Is This A Bad Time?
302
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:13,293
No, We Do This All The Time
When You're Not Here.
303
00:14:14,663 --> 00:14:16,196
We Weren't Expecting You.
304
00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:17,564
Obviously.
305
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:20,067
Well, Can't A Son
Come Visit His Parents?
306
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,602
Can't A Son See
It's Snowing And Know
307
00:14:22,602 --> 00:14:25,505
His Parents May Need Help
Shoveling The Sidewalk?
308
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:29,042
Can't A Parent Wonder Why
A Son Would Volunteer The Trek
309
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,012
All The Way To Brooklyn
To Shovel His Parents' Snow?
310
00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:34,670
Uh, Well, Can't A Son Decide
That It's Time
311
00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:38,662
To Stop Taking From His Parents
And Time To Start Giving Back?
312
00:14:38,662 --> 00:14:41,588
I'll Take This One.
313
00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:47,094
I Believe You,
And The Shovel Is In The Garage.
314
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,595
Well, You Know What?
315
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:50,163
I'll Get Right To It.
316
00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:54,267
You're Just Going To Hang Around
And Wait For It To Accumulate?
317
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:56,269
Well, The Snow's
Not Going Anywhere.
318
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:58,665
I Figured
I'd Come And Sit Down
319
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,574
And Talk To My Parents.
320
00:15:00,574 --> 00:15:02,576
All Right.
321
00:15:02,576 --> 00:15:04,211
Okay, Here's The Thing.
322
00:15:04,211 --> 00:15:07,666
I Went To This Recruiting
Reception Last Night With Tim
323
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,616
Only 'Cause I Was Hungry.
324
00:15:09,616 --> 00:15:11,118
The Food Was Excellent
325
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:15,122
But As I Was Eating,
I Inadvertently Said Some Things
326
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,591
That Impressed These Executives
At The Tartan Company.
327
00:15:17,591 --> 00:15:20,127
They Want To Fly Me
To San Francisco
328
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,495
For A Job Interview.
329
00:15:21,495 --> 00:15:23,530
Tartan--
Weren't They The Soup Company?
330
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:25,298
Were, Are, And Will Be.
331
00:15:25,298 --> 00:15:27,067
That's Where I Come In.
332
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:32,667
Where Are You Coming... As What?
333
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:35,075
In Industrial Psychology.
334
00:15:35,075 --> 00:15:39,146
See, Dad, They Use Psych Majors
For Everything From Marketing
335
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,516
To Advertising To Dealing
With Executive Stress.
336
00:15:42,516 --> 00:15:45,185
That's Not What You're
Studying In Grad School.
337
00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:47,669
But Ask Me
How Much I'll Be Making.
338
00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:48,989
Both:
How Much..?
339
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,332
$30,000 A Year.
340
00:15:51,332 --> 00:15:52,493
You're Kidding.
341
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,618
No, Not At All.
342
00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:58,461
That's $576 A Week For Me.
343
00:15:58,461 --> 00:16:01,374
That Means I Can Stop Sponging
Off Of You Guys.
344
00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:03,370
That Means Independence.
345
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:06,900
That Means That I Can Be
The First Huxtable
346
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,258
To Leave This House
And Stay Gone.
347
00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:17,329
Um, The Word "Sponge"--
348
00:16:17,329 --> 00:16:19,001
That's Your Word.
349
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:21,370
You've Never Heard Us
Say Sponge.
350
00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:23,272
And Paying For Your Education--
351
00:16:23,272 --> 00:16:26,175
Well, That's Our Privilege
And Our Investment.
352
00:16:26,175 --> 00:16:28,477
And Our Decision.
353
00:16:28,477 --> 00:16:31,580
Now, Your Future...
354
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,382
Your Decision.
355
00:16:33,382 --> 00:16:34,684
Thanks, Guys.
356
00:16:34,684 --> 00:16:39,643
Cliff:
Okay.
357
00:16:39,643 --> 00:16:40,770
I Knew You Guys Would Say That.
358
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:41,408
And I Know
359
00:16:41,408 --> 00:16:45,346
That I Can Always Depend
On Mom And Dad.
360
00:16:45,346 --> 00:16:47,469
See, But That's What
I've Got To Stop Doing.
361
00:16:47,469 --> 00:16:50,616
If You Don't Mind,
I'm Going To Go Into The Garage
362
00:16:50,616 --> 00:16:53,208
I'm Going To Find That Shovel
363
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:56,411
And I'm Going To Shovel
Your Sidewalk.
364
00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:02,150
Take This
And Run That Back--
365
00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:06,221
Not The Part Where He Say's He's
Going To Shovel The Sidewalk--
366
00:17:06,221 --> 00:17:11,259
The Part About $30,000 A Year
And $576 Just For Him
367
00:17:11,259 --> 00:17:13,929
Because He's Going
To Hear A Different Song
368
00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:16,031
When The Tax Man Cometh.
369
00:17:18,611 --> 00:17:21,570
(Classical Music Playing)
370
00:17:25,006 --> 00:17:27,142
May I Have
371
00:17:27,142 --> 00:17:28,343
My Remote, Please?
372
00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:29,608
Please, Shh!
373
00:17:29,608 --> 00:17:31,608
We're At A Concert.
374
00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:40,088
(Laughing)
375
00:17:48,463 --> 00:17:50,609
Theo, Mr. Megabyte's
Here For You.
376
00:17:50,609 --> 00:17:52,067
Oh, Man.
377
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,610
I'm On Time, Theo.
378
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:55,610
We're Just Going
To Buy Software.
379
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:58,206
You Don't Have To Pack
A Suitcase.
380
00:17:58,206 --> 00:17:59,610
No, Eugene, I'm Sorry.
381
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,176
I Forgot About The Software.
382
00:18:01,176 --> 00:18:03,211
When I Get Back, We'll Go.
383
00:18:03,211 --> 00:18:04,607
Where You Going?
384
00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:06,047
To San Francisco.
385
00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:07,614
I Guess We Took In
386
00:18:07,614 --> 00:18:11,486
More Money At The Rummage Sale
Than We Thought.
387
00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:14,155
Funny. No, I'm Going
For A Job Interview.
388
00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:15,457
A Job Interview?
389
00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:17,225
For When I Graduate.
390
00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:18,360
In June.
391
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,561
Yeah.
392
00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:22,130
You Already Have A Job
At The Center.
393
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:25,616
I Want To Explore My Options
While I Have The Chance.
394
00:18:25,616 --> 00:18:27,569
What Kind Of Job Is It?
395
00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:29,371
With The Tartan Company.
396
00:18:29,371 --> 00:18:30,472
The Soup Guys?
397
00:18:30,472 --> 00:18:31,473
Yeah.
398
00:18:31,473 --> 00:18:33,174
I'll Be Doing
399
00:18:33,174 --> 00:18:35,010
Something Called
Industrial Psychology.
400
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,610
What Is That?
401
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:39,347
Well, It's Helping People,
But Helping People
402
00:18:39,347 --> 00:18:43,518
In A Corporation Rather
Than The Community Center.
403
00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:46,121
Oh, I Get It.
404
00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:48,609
You Going For The Bank, Huh?
405
00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:50,158
You'll Be Bicoastal--
406
00:18:50,158 --> 00:18:52,961
Slick Apartment, New Car,
A Convertible, Huh?
407
00:18:52,961 --> 00:18:54,610
Hey, Slow Down, Kid.
408
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:57,132
Why? That's The First Thing
I'd Get.
409
00:18:57,132 --> 00:18:58,615
Then I'd Get New Clothes.
410
00:18:58,615 --> 00:18:59,615
And Ladies?
411
00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:00,615
Mmm.
412
00:19:00,615 --> 00:19:02,270
Lots Of Ladies.
413
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:04,072
That's What Everybody Wants.
414
00:19:04,072 --> 00:19:06,074
You Know What's The Best Part?
415
00:19:06,074 --> 00:19:08,543
You're Going To Be
Doing It Legit.
416
00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:11,146
You Won't Even Have
To Risk Going To Jail.
417
00:19:11,146 --> 00:19:15,610
Eugene, One-- I'm Not
Going To Be Bicoastal.
418
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:18,386
And Two-- Life Isn't
419
00:19:18,386 --> 00:19:20,609
About Getting Things.
You Know That.
420
00:19:20,609 --> 00:19:22,157
Sure It Is.
421
00:19:22,157 --> 00:19:24,608
That's What
It's All About, Man--
422
00:19:24,608 --> 00:19:28,129
Money, Things,
Getting Out, Moving On.
423
00:19:28,129 --> 00:19:29,615
If That's What You Think
424
00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:32,613
I Haven't Done Much Of A Job
At The Center.
425
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:35,470
Then Why Are You Leaving?
426
00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:40,615
Look, Man, I Want To Explore
Other Options.
427
00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,043
Yeah, Yeah.
428
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:44,611
I Got That Part.
429
00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:46,615
No, Hey, Hey, Eugene.
430
00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:48,249
Look, Man.
431
00:19:48,249 --> 00:19:51,610
I Want To Take An Opportunity
To Look At Something New
432
00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:54,189
Rather Than Spend The Rest
Of My Life
433
00:19:54,189 --> 00:19:55,612
Staying In The Same Place.
434
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,612
Come On, The World Is
More Than Our Neighborhood.
435
00:19:58,612 --> 00:20:00,295
I Don't Even Know
436
00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:02,613
If I'll Accept The Job
In San Francisco
437
00:20:02,613 --> 00:20:04,566
Which They Haven't Offered Me.
438
00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:06,034
Then Why Go?
439
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:09,037
I Have To Know
What I'm Turning Down.
440
00:20:09,037 --> 00:20:12,610
Didn't I Teach You
To Look At All Possibilities
441
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,611
Before Focusing On Something?
442
00:20:14,611 --> 00:20:17,212
How Do I Know
You're Coming Back?
443
00:20:17,212 --> 00:20:20,081
Eugene, My Clothes Are Here.
444
00:20:20,081 --> 00:20:22,612
You And I
Have To Buy Software.
445
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,613
I Have To Finish My Finals
446
00:20:24,613 --> 00:20:27,255
Or I'm Not Going
To Graduate.
447
00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:29,524
Why Am I Even Arguing
With You?
448
00:20:29,524 --> 00:20:31,026
You're In Seventh Grade.
449
00:20:31,026 --> 00:20:32,527
You Haven't Graduated.
450
00:20:32,527 --> 00:20:34,529
I'm On The Honor Roll.
451
00:20:34,529 --> 00:20:37,165
Who Helped You
Get On The Honor Roll?
452
00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:39,610
You Did.
453
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,302
I'm Proud Of You.
454
00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:43,571
You're Getting
An Education
455
00:20:43,571 --> 00:20:46,541
Which Is The Best Way
To Give Yourself Options.
456
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:47,976
All Right.
457
00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:50,615
You Look At Your Options
And Then You Decide
458
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:52,947
'Cause I Know One Thing--
459
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,016
You Ain't Choosing
Soup Over Me.
460
00:20:55,016 --> 00:20:58,486
We'll Talk About It
When I Get Back From Frisco.
461
00:20:58,486 --> 00:20:59,611
Okay.
462
00:20:59,611 --> 00:21:01,523
Good Luck, Man.
463
00:21:01,523 --> 00:21:02,612
Thanks.
464
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,326
Ooh, No, God.
465
00:21:05,326 --> 00:21:07,328
Okay, All Right.
466
00:21:07,328 --> 00:21:08,614
Now Take A Sweater
467
00:21:08,614 --> 00:21:11,332
'Cause I Hear
It's Chilly Out There.
468
00:21:11,332 --> 00:21:13,068
Oh, And One More Thing.
469
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:14,502
Don't Call It Frisco.
470
00:21:14,502 --> 00:21:16,237
The Locals Hate It.
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