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Cliff:
Hey, How's Everybody?
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Hello.
Fine.
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Boy, Oh, Boy, Work Out.
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You're Just Going To Wear
Those Little Thumbs Of Yours Out
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And I Don't Have Any Money
To Buy Any New Thumbs.
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(Sarcastic Laughter)
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Look, Why Don't You Turn Down
That Medieval Mayhem.
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That's Much Better.
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Hello, Son.
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Hey, Dad, How You Doing?
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Hi, Grandpa.
Hi, Grandpa.
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Hello, There.
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You Ready To Baby-Sit?
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Absolutely.
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Everything Will Be Easy.
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Sondra And Elvin
Took The Twins.
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And These Two--
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Anytime You Want
To Feed Ms. Thang
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You Just Unplug
Both Of Them
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And Send Him Home.
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Russell, Hi.
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We Better Get Going, Cliff.
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We'll Be Late
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For The Community Center.
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I Have A Legal Clinic
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And I Know That You Don't Want
To Miss A Moment
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Of "For Men Only."
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There You Go.
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"For Men Only,"
And You Didn't Invite Me?
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Dad, This Is A Class
For Teenaged Men.
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I'm Sorry.
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Theo Came To Me And Said
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"Dad, I'd Like You To Go Down
To One Of The Community Centers
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And Teach This Class."
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They Said
This One Will Be For Men Only
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And It's Going Pretty Well.
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This Is My Second One,
And If This Works Out All Right
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I Might Even Take It
On The Road--
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Get A Bus--
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"Dr. Cliff Huxtable,
'For Men Only'."
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If I Get Enough Out Of This,
I Might Take You As A Roadie.
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And Exactly
What Kind Of Knowledge
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Is Your Husband Passing On
To These Young People?
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He Won't Tell Me.
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That's Because
It's For Men Only.
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Don't You Understand?
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But I Will Tell You.
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What I'm Doing Is
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I'm Talking To These Boys
About Careers
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And I'm Giving Them
All Kinds Of Ideas
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About How To Get Jobs.
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And You Think
You Should Be Teaching This?
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None Of Your Children
Have Jobs.
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And Yours Do, Clair?
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I Think That
You're Absolutely Jealous
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And I Hope You Do Not Talk
To Those Young Men
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The Way You're Talking
To Me Now
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And Ridiculing Me
In Front Of My Father.
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Clair Can't Say Anything
About You
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That I Don't Already Know.
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Thank You, My Father.
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In This Box Contains
The Key To Job Success.
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What Is In This Box?
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♪ Fa-Ta-Ta-Dah! ♪
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Cliff, That Is Olivia's
"Luv My Dolly."
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That's Okay,
He Can Borrow It.
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What I'm Starting Out
With Here
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Is The Way
We Come Into The World--
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With No Fear.
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That's What I Want To Deliver
To The Boys.
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There's No Fear.
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All You Have To Do
Is Get What Is Rightfully Yours.
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The Way You Come In.
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You Understand That?
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Well, If You Don't
Understand It
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Then You Have
A Defeatist Attitude.
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It's A Great Message
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But That Is
The Sorriest Symbol
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I've Ever Seen.
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It Is Not A Sorry Symbol.
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This Is A Great Symbol.
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This Is The Way
You Come In.
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Look At The Innocence
Of It.
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It Has No Fear.
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You Say, "Go Get It"
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It Will Do It.
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They'll Understand It
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Because They Will Not Have
A Defeatist Attitude.
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If You Didn't Have
Such A Defeatist Attitude
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I Might Let You Sit In My Class.
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I Might Enjoy That
But It's For Men Only.
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Yeah, Well,
I'll Get You A Mustache.
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Ah, Tu-Tu-Lu.
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So, Either Of You
Young People Hungry?
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No.
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Thirsty?
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No.
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Alive?
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(Sarcastic Laughter)
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Man, I Got Things To Do.
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I Don't Need To Be Here.
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It's Mandatory If You Want
To Play Basketball.
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Last Week He Taught Us
About Etiquette.
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Like I'm Going To Use Etiquette
On The Basketball Court.
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Personally, I Learned A Lot.
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What Did You Learn?
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How To Make
Proper Introductions.
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For What?
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You Don't Know Nobody.
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Okay, Gentlemen,
It's Time.
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I See You
Learned Something
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About Etiquette.
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I'm Impressed.
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I Would Like To Reintroduce
Our Guest, Dr. Huxtable
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For The Second Week
Of Our Seminar, "For Men Only."
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What's Up?
What's Up, Doc?
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I'll Leave Them
In Your Hands, Okay?
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Thank You.
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Gentlemen.
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Gentle Men.
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All Right, Any Questions?
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I Have To Take Issue With You
On An Etiquette Matter.
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All Right.
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According To Your Teachings,
When Going Down The Stairs
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The Man Should Precede
The Woman.
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Absolutely.
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What We're Talking About
Is Etiquette.
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You Go First.
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If The Woman Stumbles,
You Are There To Break Her Fall.
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Okay, That's Fine
In Theory, Sir
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But Suppose
The Woman Weighs 240 Pounds.
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I Mean, Don't You Think
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Etiquette Would Tell Her
To Go First?
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There Is No Sense
In Taking Both Of Us Out.
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In This Particular Case, Abe
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I Think That I Have To Agree
With You
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And If You Ever
Find Somebody That Large
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Put Them On The Elevator.
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What's In The Box?
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I'm Glad You Asked.
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Gentlemen, In This Box
Is The Key To Your Success.
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In This Box, Gentlemen,
I Tell You Now
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Is The Core, The Root,
And The Center To Your Careers.
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Gentlemen...
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That's A Baby.
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Exactly.
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It's Not My Baby!
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It's Not My Baby.
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And We Know
It's Not Dan's Baby.
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No, No,
Wait A Minute.
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This Is The Old Scam.
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We Come Here For Job Advice
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But Instead,
We Get A Birth Control Lecture.
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All:
Aw, Man...
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No, No,
That Is Not What This Is.
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This Is A Symbol, Gentlemen.
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We're Tired Of Hearing
About All Of This.
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We Hear This
In School, In Church
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And On Pbs Specials.
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Man, You Don't Watch Pbs.
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I Watched
That One Special Called
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"Inner City Male Youth:
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For The Love Of God,
Run For Your Life."
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They Keep Calling Us
The Lost Generation
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But I'm Not Lost.
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Are You Lost?
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I'm Not Lost.
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I'm Right Here.
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I'm Not Going Anywhere.
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I'm Tired Of Being Blamed
For Everything.
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They're Starting
To Blame Us
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For The Greenhouse
Effect.
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And If A Whale Is Missing,
We Stole It.
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If You All Are Finished,
Then I Will Continue.
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This Is About Careers.
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Why Did You Bring
The Baby In?
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It Has Nothing To Do
With The Baby.
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Then Why Did You Bring The Baby?
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Press "A" To Move Faster,
"B" To Go Backwards.
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"C" To Jump Up
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And "D" To Fire
The Flaming Ball Of Death.
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That Seems Reasonable.
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Ahh.
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Now Where Am I?
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You're The Winged Prince
In The Corner.
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You Mean That
Well-Muscled Lad.
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Yeah.
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What Am I Supposed
To Do?
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Go To The Tree
And Get The Gold Acorns.
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Throw Them
At The Giant Squirrel.
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I Got The Acorns.
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Where's The Squirrel?
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He'll Show Up.
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You Have To Put Them
In Your Satchel.
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I Don't Have A Satchel.
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Get It From Under The Rock.
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Get The Chalice!
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You Need It For Power.
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But He Needs
The Satchel.
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He Has To Put The Chalice
In The Satchel Anyway.
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He Can Put The Acorns
In The Chalice!
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There's No Time!
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Oh, No,
There's The Giant Squirrel!
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What Do I Do?
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Run For Cover
Under The Bush!
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Throw The Acorns!
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The Acorns?
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Hit "B."
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Then Hit "A."
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00:10:01,779 --> 00:10:03,281
Then "C," "B," "D."
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You Threw The Fireball.
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00:10:04,949 --> 00:10:06,473
The Bush Is Burning.
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00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,818
Get The Hose.
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00:10:07,818 --> 00:10:10,121
Aw, Grandpa.
Aw, Grandpa.
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Whew.
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00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,129
You Want To Start Over,
Grandpa?
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00:10:18,129 --> 00:10:20,131
We'll Start You
Over Again.
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00:10:20,131 --> 00:10:22,477
No, No. That's Okay.
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I Didn't Realize
You'd Have These Games.
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00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:28,239
I Brought Another Game
We Can All Play.
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Load It Up.
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00:10:29,373 --> 00:10:31,976
This One Doesn't Need A Tv.
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00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:34,312
It's A Pocket Game,
Like Game Guy.
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I Love Game Guy.
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00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:37,948
No, It's Not A Game Guy.
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00:10:37,948 --> 00:10:40,472
Actually, It's A Game
That's Been Played
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By Millions Of People
From Beijing To Brooklyn
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And All The Huxtables.
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00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,478
Wow!
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What Is It?
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00:10:48,025 --> 00:10:49,472
It's, Uh, Well...
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Clear The Table.
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It's Called Pick-Up Sticks.
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00:11:00,971 --> 00:11:02,940
Where's The Rest
Of It?
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00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,275
There Is No More.
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00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:05,475
That's It.
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00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:06,877
That's It?
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00:11:06,877 --> 00:11:09,347
There's No Batteries
Or Anything?
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00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:11,479
What Kind Of Game Is This?
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It Don't Need
Any Batteries.
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00:11:13,474 --> 00:11:14,852
No Batteries?
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00:11:14,852 --> 00:11:16,220
How Do You Play?
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You Drop The Colorful Sticks
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Then You Try To Pick Them Up
With Your Fingers.
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00:11:21,192 --> 00:11:23,327
Where's The Real Game?
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00:11:23,327 --> 00:11:24,478
This Is It.
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If You Move Any
Of The Other Sticks
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You Lose Your Turn.
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The One
With The Most Sticks Wins.
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00:11:31,474 --> 00:11:32,870
Want To Try?
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00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:35,039
I Don't Think So.
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00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:37,477
We're Better With Our Thumbs.
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00:11:37,477 --> 00:11:40,778
Well, Then You'll Love
Tiddledywinks.
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00:11:42,474 --> 00:11:44,849
Timbly Finks?
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00:11:44,849 --> 00:11:47,351
What's Wrong With Him?
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00:11:47,351 --> 00:11:49,353
Whatever It Is, Win Fast
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00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:51,481
So We Can Get Back
To The Real Game.
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All Right, The Baby's Going
Into The Box.
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We Are Not Worried
About The Baby Anymore.
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We Are Now Talking
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00:12:01,298 --> 00:12:04,135
About Other Issues
Of Responsibility.
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00:12:04,135 --> 00:12:05,803
I'll Take Responsibility
263
00:12:05,803 --> 00:12:08,472
But I'm Tired
Of Taking The Blame
264
00:12:08,472 --> 00:12:10,472
For Everything Bad
That Happens.
265
00:12:10,472 --> 00:12:12,777
People Think
We Are Negative Statistics.
266
00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:14,779
They Think Half
Are In Prison
267
00:12:14,779 --> 00:12:16,781
And The Other Half
Are Making Babies.
268
00:12:16,781 --> 00:12:19,283
And Frankly,
I'm Not Doing Either One.
269
00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:22,473
We Know That, Dan.
270
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:27,191
All I Know Is,
I'm Just Trying To Make It.
271
00:12:27,191 --> 00:12:28,474
Make What?
272
00:12:28,474 --> 00:12:31,061
The Only Thing You've Made
Is Two Babies.
273
00:12:31,061 --> 00:12:32,396
What?
274
00:12:32,396 --> 00:12:33,798
What, Uh..?
275
00:12:33,798 --> 00:12:35,132
Who Made What?
276
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,436
I Made Two Babies
277
00:12:38,436 --> 00:12:40,438
But I'm Not Like Those Guys
278
00:12:40,438 --> 00:12:42,479
On The Pbs Special.
279
00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:44,479
I Take Care Of My Kids.
280
00:12:44,479 --> 00:12:45,843
When?
281
00:12:45,843 --> 00:12:47,845
When I'm Not With You Guys, Man.
282
00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:49,880
You're With Us
All The Time.
283
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,883
I See My Girl The First Saturday
Of The Month
284
00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:55,478
And I See My Boy
The Last Saturday.
285
00:12:55,478 --> 00:12:56,987
Wait A Minute.
286
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:59,477
You Have Two Babies
And Two Girl Friends?
287
00:12:59,477 --> 00:13:00,478
And No Job.
288
00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:01,859
Exactly.
289
00:13:01,859 --> 00:13:03,474
That's Why I Can't
See My Babies.
290
00:13:03,474 --> 00:13:05,472
Their Mothers
Won't Let Me
291
00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:06,997
Until I Have A Job.
292
00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:08,478
Why Don't You Get A Job?
293
00:13:08,478 --> 00:13:11,202
There Are No Jobs Out There.
294
00:13:11,202 --> 00:13:13,137
I Don't Understand.
295
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,805
I Got A Job.
296
00:13:14,805 --> 00:13:18,472
I May Not Have A Date,
But I Got A Job.
297
00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:20,411
Dan, You're A Copy Boy.
298
00:13:20,411 --> 00:13:22,313
Oh, I'm Sorry
299
00:13:22,313 --> 00:13:26,250
But I Couldn't Wait
For A $50,000-A-Week Job.
300
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,472
My Job Pays Cold,
Hard Cash.
301
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:34,124
Danny, Put Your Money Away.
302
00:13:34,124 --> 00:13:35,472
Okay?
303
00:13:35,472 --> 00:13:38,095
Put It Away, Little Man.
304
00:13:38,095 --> 00:13:40,097
It's Fine By Me.
305
00:13:40,097 --> 00:13:43,200
I'll Be Standing
As Tall As You
306
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,473
Once I'm Standing
On My Wallet.
307
00:13:45,473 --> 00:13:47,104
Do Me A Favor.
308
00:13:47,104 --> 00:13:51,075
How Many Of You In This Room
Do Not Have Jobs?
309
00:13:51,075 --> 00:13:52,481
Raise You Hand, Please.
310
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:54,912
While Your Hand Is Up
311
00:13:54,912 --> 00:13:57,147
Please Look Down
At Your Feet.
312
00:13:57,147 --> 00:14:00,117
I See Some
Very Expensive Sneakers.
313
00:14:00,117 --> 00:14:01,472
I Run Errands.
314
00:14:01,472 --> 00:14:03,153
I'll Scuffle
If I Have To.
315
00:14:03,153 --> 00:14:04,475
I Got Mine For My Birthday.
316
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,290
You Should Have Gotten
Birthday Money
317
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:07,478
And Given It To Your Kids.
318
00:14:07,478 --> 00:14:09,477
What Am I Supposed To Do
For Sneakers?
319
00:14:09,477 --> 00:14:12,296
Buy Discount Skiffs.
320
00:14:12,296 --> 00:14:13,898
Eddie:
He's Bugging.
321
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:15,472
Not The Shoes, Ben.
322
00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:16,800
Not The Shoes.
323
00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:22,306
You Would Rather Keep
Those Sneakers
324
00:14:22,306 --> 00:14:24,041
Than Feed Your Kids?
325
00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:25,479
Copy Shop, Shoe Money
326
00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:28,279
Is Not Going To Take Care
Of Your Kids.
327
00:14:28,279 --> 00:14:30,381
At Least I Would Have
Made An Effort.
328
00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:32,472
Now We're Getting
To The Statistics.
329
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,785
Why Don't You
Tell Everyone Here
330
00:14:34,785 --> 00:14:36,472
About Your Girl Friend, Ben?
331
00:14:36,472 --> 00:14:40,791
Okay, My Girl Friend's Pregnant
332
00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:44,094
And We're Getting Married
And I'm Getting A Job.
333
00:14:44,094 --> 00:14:47,164
Where Do You Intend
To Find This Job, Ben?
334
00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:48,299
The Classifieds
335
00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:50,477
And If I Have To,
The Obituaries.
336
00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:53,871
I Know Those People
Won't Be Working On Monday.
337
00:14:57,975 --> 00:15:01,211
Let's Get Past That.
338
00:15:01,211 --> 00:15:06,250
Now, Cal, Do You Want A Job?
339
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,352
Yeah, I Want One That Pays Well.
340
00:15:08,352 --> 00:15:11,355
I Understand That,
But Life Doesn't Work That Way.
341
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:13,924
You Just Don't Stand
On The Corner
342
00:15:13,924 --> 00:15:16,126
Hoping For People To Come By
343
00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:18,295
And Say,
"Is There Anybody Here
344
00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:20,476
"With Two Kids
And Two Girl Friends
345
00:15:20,476 --> 00:15:22,476
Who Wants $55,000 A Week?"
346
00:15:22,476 --> 00:15:24,476
Now, What Can You Do?
347
00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:26,937
I Don't Know What I Can Do.
348
00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:30,874
I Don't Know How To Do Anything.
349
00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:33,479
I Had A Job
At The Supermarket.
350
00:15:33,479 --> 00:15:36,780
It Paid Minimum Wage,
And They Treated Me
351
00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:39,472
Like I Was At The Bottom
Of The Pile
352
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,820
And That's Where
I Was Going To Stay.
353
00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:45,823
Okay, You Don't Know How
To Do Anything
354
00:15:45,823 --> 00:15:49,473
And I'm Telling You
That What You've Got To Do Now
355
00:15:49,473 --> 00:15:53,998
Is You've Got To Learn How
To Want To Be Something.
356
00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:55,472
How?
357
00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:56,473
You Pick!
358
00:15:56,473 --> 00:15:57,968
Pick?
359
00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,970
That's All I Have To Do?
360
00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:01,372
That's All.
361
00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:05,109
I Mean, The Second Thing You Do
After You Pick
362
00:16:05,109 --> 00:16:08,779
Is Figure Out If That's Really
What You Want To Do
363
00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:10,781
What You Want To Be.
364
00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:15,472
Then The Next Thing You Do
Is Find Out How To Become That.
365
00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:18,889
That's Easy For You To Say,
Dr. Huxtable.
366
00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:20,424
You're A Doctor!
367
00:16:20,424 --> 00:16:24,472
I Hate To Tell You This, Man,
But I'm Not The Issue.
368
00:16:24,472 --> 00:16:27,297
I Have A Job.
369
00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:29,833
Don't Throw It
This Way.
370
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:34,938
It Belongs In Your Court, Son.
371
00:16:34,938 --> 00:16:36,331
I'm Trying To Help You To Think.
372
00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:37,597
Now Pick.
373
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,632
What Would You
Like To Be?
374
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:44,570
Um... I Want To Be
A Lab Technician.
375
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,472
Great.
376
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:50,832
And You Just Happen To Know
A Person Who's In Medicine.
377
00:16:50,832 --> 00:16:52,145
You're Giving Me A Job?
378
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,147
I'm Not Giving You A Job.
379
00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:58,832
What Kind Of Business
Do You Think I'm Running?
380
00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:02,831
No, But I'm Going To Help You
Get Started
381
00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:04,830
En Route To Becoming One.
382
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:07,493
Fine. You Helped Cal,
Dr. Huxtable
383
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,828
But What About Me?
384
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,296
What About You?
385
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,665
What Do You Want To Be?
386
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,600
A Wild Animal Trainer.
387
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:26,245
I Want You To Go Out To The Zoo
First Thing In The Morning.
388
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:29,282
Go In The Cage.
389
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,684
You Understand Me?
390
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,153
And Then You Dance Around
391
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:38,157
And If They Don't Eat You Up,
Then That's What...
392
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,661
Anybody Here Seriously Want
To Talk
393
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,829
About What They Want To Become?
394
00:17:44,829 --> 00:17:47,828
Yes, Sir.
395
00:17:47,828 --> 00:17:49,837
I'd Like To Be A Singer.
396
00:17:49,837 --> 00:17:52,572
(Students Laughing)
397
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,832
Wait. Now, Wait.
398
00:17:53,832 --> 00:17:57,828
We're Onto Something Here
That I Think I Can Handle.
399
00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:01,828
Now, If You Want To Be A Singer,
Then You Take Lessons.
400
00:18:01,828 --> 00:18:03,649
Have You Taken Lessons?
401
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,836
Yes, Sir
402
00:18:04,836 --> 00:18:06,830
I Have Taken Lessons.
403
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,828
You've Taken Lessons
404
00:18:08,828 --> 00:18:10,828
And None Of Your Friends
405
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,836
Know Anything
About These Lessons?
406
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:16,229
In A Garage.
407
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:20,830
Then You Wouldn't Be Embarrassed
To Sing For Us.
408
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:21,832
Not At All.
409
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,271
Go Ahead.
410
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:32,578
♪ I Can Tell You How I Feel
For You ♪
411
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:37,283
♪ And All The Things
That I Could Do ♪
412
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:43,723
♪ To Show You
The Love I Have Is True ♪
413
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:47,727
♪ There Are Many Words
That I Could Say ♪
414
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:52,565
♪ Some Melodies
That I'd Like To Play ♪
415
00:18:52,565 --> 00:19:01,440
♪ And This Will Show You
The Love I Have Is True. ♪
416
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,833
Thank You Very Much.
417
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:05,378
(All Cheering)
418
00:19:11,832 --> 00:19:14,836
There We Have In This Room
The Only Person
419
00:19:14,836 --> 00:19:17,836
Who Can Go Out
On The Street Corner
420
00:19:17,836 --> 00:19:21,761
And Wait For Somebody
To Come By And Get Him.
421
00:19:23,837 --> 00:19:26,432
That's Our Seminar
For Today, Men.
422
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,302
(All Objecting)
423
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:33,306
It Seems Like Things Perked Up
Once I Left The Room.
424
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,309
No, We're Just Really
Getting Warmed Up Now
425
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,828
And If We Could Have
More Time
426
00:19:38,828 --> 00:19:40,479
It Would Be Wonderful.
427
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:41,828
Okay.
428
00:19:41,828 --> 00:19:44,837
I'll See If I Can Move
The For-Women-Only Group
429
00:19:44,837 --> 00:19:46,786
To Room 203 Then.
430
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,288
All:
Thank You Very Much.
431
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,828
All Right.
432
00:19:50,828 --> 00:19:53,159
Yeah.
433
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:57,829
Okay, Now What I Want
To Tell You...
434
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,699
Oh!
Oh, Man!
435
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:10,837
I Thought I Told You Kids
To Put That Thing On The Muted!
436
00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,645
Hey, Listen...
437
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,837
Hee, Hee, Ooh.
438
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:19,518
Ha, Ha.
439
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,288
Dad, Did Clair Come In?
440
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,657
Hmm, Hmm, Hmm.
441
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,833
Well, What About Olivia?
442
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,494
Did You..?
443
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,828
Mm, Mm, Ohh.
444
00:20:30,828 --> 00:20:32,833
Did You Send Marlon Home?
445
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,301
What, What,
What, What, What?
446
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,471
Whoa.
447
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,306
You're On The 20th Level.
448
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,308
Yeah.
449
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,833
Watch Out Behind You.
450
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:46,312
The Squirrel's Behind You.
451
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:47,833
Squirrel Of Death.
452
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,828
Watch This.
453
00:20:49,828 --> 00:20:51,150
I Got Him.
454
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,485
I Got Him.
455
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,828
I Got Him.
456
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:01,832
Die, Squirrel, Die.
457
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:09,568
That's The Last Nut
You'll Ever Steal.
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