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This Is It.
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I'm Telling You,
It Is Not Funny, Dear.
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I'm... I'm...
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This Is The Last Time.
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I Had Counted When Rudy Came
That I Would Not Have To Go Out
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And Monitor
Any More Museum Trips
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For Five-Year-Old Children.
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Then This Child Comes,
And Here We Go Again.
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I Don't Want
To Do This Anymore.
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You're Being Silly.
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It's Just A Field Trip
To The Desoto Museum.
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"It's Just A Field Trip
To The Desoto Museum."
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You Can Say That
Because You're Not Going
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And You're A Person
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Who Has No Class.
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You Know Why?
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You Know Why?
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Because If You Had Class
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You Would Look At Me And Realize
That My Job As A Baby Doctor
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Is To Deliver These People
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And Now These People
Are Going To Deliver Me.
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She's Counting
On It, Cliff.
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Just Think Of Everything Olivia
And Her Classmates Will Learn.
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I Know
What They're Going To Learn.
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They're Going To Learn
To Look At Me And See A Person
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That They Can Tap
With Their Little Finger.
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You Ever Had Those Little Taps?
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And They're All Behind You
And All Over Here
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And They Start
As Soon As You Get Off The Bus.
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"Can I Have Some Juice?
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I Have Juice."
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No, We Don't Eat Till 1:00.
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"But I Want Some Juice Now
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Because My Mother Said
I Could Have Some Juice."
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And Then They Start
Digging In Places
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And You Don't Know
What They're Digging For
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Or What's Wrong.
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Oh, Come On.
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You're Not Alone.
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I'm Not Alone?
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No! You've Got Jeffrey Engels.
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Jeffrey Engels?!
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Ha! Jeffrey Engels?!
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Jeffrey Engels Is A Rookie!
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He Knows Nothing
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And On Top Of That,
He Overdresses For Everything.
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Jeffrey Engels?
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We Went
To A Simple Kazoo Concert.
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His Daughter Played
The Kazoo.
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Her Part Was...
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(Imitating Kazoo)
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He Wore A Tuxedo, A Top Hat,
Had A Scarf On
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And Conducted Her Little...
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(Imitating Kazoo)
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Hey, Good Morning.
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How You Doing?
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You're Here Early
For The Middle Of The Week.
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Oh, Well, I'm Awaiting
My Delivery.
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I'm Having 144 T-Shirts
Sent Here.
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You Know How
The Community Center
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Always Needs Money.
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We're Going
To Silk-Screen T-Shirts
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And Sell Them For Ten Dollars.
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That Sounds Good.
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I Found A Secondhand
Silk-Screening Press
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And A Store
To Donate The Paints
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And By Having
The T-Shirts Delivered Here
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I Save Freight Costs.
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I Figure We Sell 300 T-Shirts
A Weekend
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20 Weekends,
We'll Have Enough Money
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To Buy A Computer
For Every Kid In The Center.
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Or We Can Move The Center
To The Caribbean
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But I'll Make That Call
When The Time Comes.
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Well, Let Me Know
If You Need Any Legal Help
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For Your Vendor's License.
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I Got It.
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Your Tax I.D. Number?
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J-2-1-0-7.
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Well, Now Listen Up.
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If You Need Any Help
With The Slogans
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For The T-Shirts
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I'm Your Man.
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Well, Dad, Thanks A Lot
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But I Got The Kids
Making Designs.
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Yeah, But See, Designs Are Fine
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But Words Are Much Stronger.
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What Kind Of Words?
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Things Like, "I Am Over 18
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And I Have My Own Apartment."
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Try This One--
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"My Parents Gave It All They Had
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But I Didn't."
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"I Finally Found Myself,
That's Why I'm Not Here."
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Dad, Thanks A Lot
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But I Got It Under Control.
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You Got It
Under Control?
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Oh, And Here's Another One.
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This One Would Be
My All-Time Favorite
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And This Would Be A Big Seller--
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"I Paid My Parents Back
All The Money That I Borrowed
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And I Feel Good About Myself."
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You Can Put That
On The Front.
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You Can Put It On The Back.
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You Can Put It On The Side.
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You Could Get A Branding Iron
And Hit Them With That.
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Start My Own T-Shirt Company.
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♪ Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ♪
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♪ I'm Going On
A Field Trip ♪
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♪ With All Of My Friends ♪
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♪ First One Ever ♪
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♪ Going On A Big Yellow Bus. ♪
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♪ You're Going To Ride
On The Big Yellow Bus ♪
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♪ And Let Me Tell You
That The Seats Are Not Padded ♪
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♪ On The Big
Yellow Bus ♪
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♪ And All The Springs
Are Like This ♪
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♪ You'll Be Bouncing
Up And Down ♪
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♪ There's No Air Conditioning,
So The Sweat Will Be Running ♪
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♪ On The Big
Yellow Bus ♪
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♪That You Think's
Going To Be A Lot Of Fun. ♪
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♪ But We'll Still
Be Happy. ♪
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♪ That's What You Think. ♪
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♪ Is My Lunch In Here? ♪
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♪ Mm-Hmm. ♪
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Yes, Your Lunch
Is In There.
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Mrs. Huxtable Packed
For Both Of Us.
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♪ Ooh, This Is Mine. ♪
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♪ Just What I Wanted. ♪
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Uh-Huh.
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This Must Be Yours.
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What Is It?
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I Don't Know.
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Mrs. Huxtable Packed It For Me.
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She Said
She Was Going To Make It.
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Rice Cakes...
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And Tuna.
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No Mayonnaise...
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No Mustard...
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No Flavor.
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But That's All Right.
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See, On The Field Trips
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The Best Part Is Trading Food
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And Trading Sandwiches.
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(Knocking At Door)
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Come In!
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Hey, Neighbor.
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Oh, No.
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Well, Don't You Two
Look... Together.
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Boy, I Brought Some Things
That Are Going To Come In Handy
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On The Field Trip.
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I Got These Camp Songs Here
For The Bus.
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Wait, No, No, No.
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Listen...
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Uh, Do Me A Favor.
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Put That Back
In Your Bag.
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But This Is...
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Put It..!
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Don't Want Any...
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I Don't Mean To Yell At You.
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I Don't Want Any Camp Songs.
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I Don't Want
Any John Jacob Thing.
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I Don't Want To Hear
Any Hundred Bottles.
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I Don't Want Any Bears
Coming Over The Mountains.
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Just Leave It Alone.
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Trust Me.
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All Right.
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What's Up, Mr. Engels?
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Hey, Leslie.
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Hey!
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You Ready For The Trip?
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Oh, You Bet.
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We're All Set.
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Well, Listen, Here's One
For The Bus Ride.
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♪ Found A Peanut ♪
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♪Found A Peanut♪
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♪Found A Peanut Right Now♪
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♪Just Now I Found A Peanut♪
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♪Found A Peanut Right Now♪
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♪Found A Peanut♪
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♪Found A Peanut♪
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♪Found A Peanut Right Now...♪
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Engels:
And This
Is A Grizzly Bear.
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(Children:) Ooh!
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Yes. I Would Like You
To Take Note
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That "The Grizzly Bear
Is A Relative
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Of The Alaskan Brown Bear."
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Please Keep Looking.
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"Although It Weighs
Up To 1,000 Pounds..."
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Over Here.
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"...It Can Actually Move
Almost As Fast As A Lion."
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Is That True, Daddy?
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Yeah, Mr. Engels,
Is That True?
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Of Course, It's True, Boy!
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I'm Reading From The Thing Here.
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There's A Lot More To Bears
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Than What's Written
On That Plaque, Cliff.
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I Mean,
The Grizzly Bear--
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Ursus Horribilis--
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Is One Of The World's Largest
Living Omnivores.
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This Is A Bear.
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It's A Big Bear.
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It's A Big, Brown Bear.
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Could That Bear
Eat Me Up?
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Well, It Could If It Were Alive
And You Provoked It.
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So That's A Real Bear?
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Well, The Bear Was Once
A Real Bear.
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I Think I Saw It Move.
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Yes, You See
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It's The Light Shining
On The Glass
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That Makes
The Bear's Eyes Sparkle.
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It's Very Realistic.
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Is That True, Dr. Huxtable?
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Well, It's Hard To Say,
Children.
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You See, Um,
These Bears Actually Move
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But They Would Have To Pay Rent.
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Dioramas Aren't Cheap
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Mainly Because Of The View,
You See?
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So If The Bears Moved
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People Would Say, "We Have
To Charge You For Living Here."
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So They Stay Like That.
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However, When I'm Visiting
A Museum
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And I Know
That These Things Can Move
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And, Certainly,
If You Will Notice
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The Teeth--
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Those Teeth
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Are For Tearing Flesh.
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And I Must Say
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That They Love To Tear
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Noisy Flesh.
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And They Love A Chase.
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Now, What I Do,
If I Want To See It Move
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Is I Will Turn My Back
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To The Bears Like So
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And Then I Will Say Out Loud,
Faking Them Out
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"Well, I Guess I'll Go
To The Next Exhibit."
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And When I Do That,
Out Of The Corner Of My Eye
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I Know That This Bear
Is Going To Move
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And So I Turn
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And As Soon As I Know
It's Moving
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I Take These Eyes
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And I Swing Them Back!
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It's Alive!
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It's Alive!
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(Screaming)
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Here Yet?
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Not Yet.
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The Truck Must Be Running Late
Or Something.
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(Doorbell Ringing)
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Must Be Them.
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(Truck Door SlammingAnd Engine Starting)
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Hey, Thanks!
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(Tires Squealing)
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He Must Have Been In A Rush.
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Mom, I Got Such A Great Deal
On These Shirts Here.
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Check This Out.
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100% Cotton.
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I Got A Good Discount
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Because The Style
Has Been Discontinued
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But Mr. Starkey, Who's
A Very Resourceful Guy
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Said There's Plenty More
Where These Came From.
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It Certainly Seems Roomy.
262
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,374
That Way They Can Shrink
263
00:12:49,374 --> 00:12:52,369
When You Wash It.
264
00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:07,369
Theo...
265
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,369
Did I Miss Something Here?
266
00:13:09,369 --> 00:13:11,377
Do I Have This
On Backwards, Honey?
267
00:13:11,377 --> 00:13:12,939
Where's The Tag?
268
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:16,109
Uh, It's Got To Be
Where The Neck Is.
269
00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:17,777
Where's The Neck?
270
00:13:17,777 --> 00:13:19,278
Honey, Come On.
271
00:13:19,278 --> 00:13:20,980
Help Me With This Thing.
272
00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,315
I Can't Help You.
273
00:13:22,315 --> 00:13:24,050
I Can't
Even Help Myself.
274
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:26,372
There's Got To Be
Some Mistake Here.
275
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,121
I Hope So.
276
00:13:28,121 --> 00:13:30,223
All The Shirts
Can't Be Like This.
277
00:13:31,891 --> 00:13:34,369
Maybe If I Pull
This Thread Here...
278
00:13:39,332 --> 00:13:40,833
Wait A Minute.
279
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,702
Wait, Wait,
Wait, Wait.
280
00:13:47,006 --> 00:13:49,275
Oh, Mom,
I Don't Believe This.
281
00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:52,178
I Spent The Center's Money
On These Shirts.
282
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,374
So, Just Cancel The Check.
283
00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,048
Good Idea.
284
00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:57,377
Good Idea.
285
00:13:57,377 --> 00:13:59,377
Cancel The Check.
286
00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:01,754
I Didn't Pay By Check, Mom.
287
00:14:03,369 --> 00:14:06,373
Well, I Got A 20% Discount
By Paying In Cash.
288
00:14:06,373 --> 00:14:09,371
That 20% Must Have Been
The Neck Sewer's Salary.
289
00:14:09,371 --> 00:14:12,198
Why Don't You Let Me Talk
To This Guy?
290
00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:14,133
No, I Got It
Under Control.
291
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:17,003
Me And Mr. Starkey
Been Working Together.
292
00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:18,369
It's Cool.
293
00:14:18,369 --> 00:14:20,369
Hey, Mr. Starkey.
294
00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:21,841
How You Doing?
295
00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:23,676
This Is Theodore Huxtable.
296
00:14:23,676 --> 00:14:26,369
I Got A Slight Problem
With These T-Shirts.
297
00:14:26,369 --> 00:14:28,047
There Are No Neck Holes.
298
00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:30,049
Well, Yes,
I'm Sure.
299
00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:33,286
They Didn't Leave
The Warehouse That Way?
300
00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:34,954
Are You Telling Me
301
00:14:34,954 --> 00:14:38,157
The Truck Driver Pulled Off
To The Side Of The Road
302
00:14:38,157 --> 00:14:40,374
And Sewed Up All The Neck Holes?
303
00:14:40,374 --> 00:14:44,797
What Do You Mean,
"He's Done It Before"?
304
00:14:44,797 --> 00:14:47,099
Listen, Mr. Starkey
305
00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:50,036
I Want My Money Back,
And I Want It Back Now.
306
00:14:51,838 --> 00:14:53,374
Hello?
307
00:14:55,141 --> 00:14:58,678
He's Going To Get
Back To Me.
308
00:15:04,217 --> 00:15:06,369
Just Your Own Lunches Now.
309
00:15:06,369 --> 00:15:08,020
No One Else's.
310
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,856
No One Else's Name.
311
00:15:09,856 --> 00:15:11,371
All Right.
312
00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:13,092
That's Just Fine.
313
00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:15,261
Now Don't Anybody Eat Yet.
314
00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:17,196
Don't Anybody Eat Yet.
315
00:15:17,196 --> 00:15:19,866
Now, I'm Sure
316
00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:23,669
That Someone Would Like
To Exchange
317
00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:25,671
For My...
318
00:15:25,671 --> 00:15:27,673
Wonderful...
319
00:15:27,673 --> 00:15:30,309
Tuna Fish... Sandwich.
320
00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:32,745
I'll Trade With You,
Dr. Huxtable.
321
00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:35,848
Marlon, My Friend
322
00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:37,374
Thank You.
323
00:15:37,374 --> 00:15:39,185
Wait A Minute.
324
00:15:41,369 --> 00:15:44,991
What Kind Of Sandwich
Have You?
325
00:15:44,991 --> 00:15:49,378
Roast Beef On A Roll...
326
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:57,376
With Some Nice
Russian Dressing...
327
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:02,008
A Little Pickle...
328
00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:08,014
And Some Potato Salad
On The Side.
329
00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:14,020
Marlon...
330
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,369
Trade.
331
00:16:16,369 --> 00:16:18,373
Thank You, Marlon, So Much.
332
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:20,159
You're Welcome.
333
00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:21,827
Enjoy Yourself.
334
00:16:24,369 --> 00:16:27,033
Oh... Yes.
335
00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:32,672
Hey! This Tuna's On Coasters.
336
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:42,181
I'm Sorry, Marlon...
337
00:16:42,181 --> 00:16:45,318
But You Made Your Choice.
338
00:16:47,053 --> 00:16:51,369
(Children Softly Chanting:)
Cheater, Cheater, Cheater
339
00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:54,369
(Louder:) Cheater, Cheater, Cheater
340
00:16:54,369 --> 00:16:57,377
(Very Loudly:) Cheater, Cheater, Cheater!
341
00:16:57,377 --> 00:16:59,699
Cheater, Cheater, Cheater!
342
00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:09,241
Now, You Listen To Me,
Starkey, Man.
343
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:12,678
This Is The Last Message
I'm Leaving On Your Machine--
344
00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:15,781
Lucky 13--
345
00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:19,375
And I'm Telling You Now,
If I Ever
346
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:23,189
Ever Find Out Where You Live,
I'm Coming After You.
347
00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:25,191
(Machine Beeping)
348
00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:33,199
Mom, Listen,
I'm Glad You're Here.
349
00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:35,369
Could You Do Me
A Big Favor?
350
00:17:35,369 --> 00:17:36,869
What?
351
00:17:36,869 --> 00:17:39,672
Call Mr. Starkey And Pretend
You're A Customer.
352
00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:42,141
I Want You To Order
600 Dozen Shirts
353
00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:43,378
Style Number Seven.
354
00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:45,177
The Neckless Ones?
355
00:17:45,177 --> 00:17:49,315
I Just Want You To Order A Lot
So He'll Pick Up The Phone.
356
00:17:49,315 --> 00:17:50,816
No Problem.
357
00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:52,375
Okay, It's Ringing.
358
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:56,188
Now, When He Picks Up,
Just Give Me The Phone.
359
00:17:56,188 --> 00:17:59,378
Hello, This Is Clair Hanks
Of Universal Silk Screens
360
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:03,029
And I Would Like To Order
600 Dozen T-Shirts.
361
00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:04,697
Hello?
362
00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:06,369
Mr. Starkey?
363
00:18:06,369 --> 00:18:07,867
Did I Say 600?
364
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:10,836
What I Meant To Say
Is That I Am The Senior Partner
365
00:18:10,836 --> 00:18:13,806
At The Law Firm
Bradley, Greentree, And Dexter
366
00:18:13,806 --> 00:18:16,371
And I Represent
Mr. Theodore Huxtable.
367
00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:18,077
No, You Listen.
368
00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:20,680
You Sold A Product
In This State.
369
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:24,684
Therefore, You Gave Mr. Huxtable
A Warranty Of Usability.
370
00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:27,375
Now Unless You Can Round Up
144 People
371
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,689
With Neither Head Nor Neck
372
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:32,291
To Speak On Behalf
Of Your T-Shirts
373
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,371
We Are Prepared
To Take Action.
374
00:18:34,371 --> 00:18:36,929
That's What I Thought You'd Say.
375
00:18:36,929 --> 00:18:40,866
So We'll Have The Money
By The Close Of Business Today?
376
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:42,374
We Thank You.
377
00:18:44,369 --> 00:18:46,005
Done.
378
00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:52,178
Whoa...
379
00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:53,846
I Mean, Thanks, Mom.
380
00:18:53,846 --> 00:18:55,376
I Mean, I'm Impressed
381
00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:57,376
But I'm Also Embarrassed.
382
00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:59,719
He Doesn't Know I'm Your Mother.
383
00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:02,375
No, That's Not
The Embarrassing Thing.
384
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,924
Here I Am, Mr. Entrepreneur
385
00:19:04,924 --> 00:19:08,027
And I Fall For The Oldest One
In The Book--
386
00:19:08,027 --> 00:19:10,378
The Something-For-Nothing Scam.
387
00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:12,732
Man, When They Tell You
388
00:19:12,732 --> 00:19:15,369
They're Taking
20% Off The Top
389
00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:17,036
They Mean It.
390
00:19:17,036 --> 00:19:19,839
Yeah, Well,
You Get What You Pay For.
391
00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:21,374
Speaking Of Which
392
00:19:21,374 --> 00:19:24,009
You Owe Me $150
For That Phone Call
393
00:19:24,009 --> 00:19:25,845
And As Your Attorney
394
00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:29,949
I Would Advise You Not To Go
To Your Mother For The Funds.
395
00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:44,697
(Snickering)
396
00:19:49,301 --> 00:19:53,005
Oh, Dear. Please Help Me.
397
00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:56,275
I Got A Field Trip Hangover.
398
00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:58,944
Oh, What Are Your Symptoms,
Doctor?
399
00:19:58,944 --> 00:20:00,946
Oh, My Symptoms
Are...
400
00:20:00,946 --> 00:20:05,369
I Don't Want To Hear
Another Child's Voice
401
00:20:05,369 --> 00:20:07,369
As Long As I Live.
402
00:20:07,369 --> 00:20:09,955
I Don't Even Want
To Hear One
403
00:20:09,955 --> 00:20:12,371
If It Says, "I'm Leaving."
404
00:20:14,987 --> 00:20:16,405
I Got
Cooler Burns
405
00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:18,324
On My Hands.
406
00:20:18,324 --> 00:20:19,992
Oh...
407
00:20:19,992 --> 00:20:21,825
I Don't Think
They'll Ever Recover.
408
00:20:21,825 --> 00:20:22,905
I'll Put Some Lotion
On That For You.
409
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:24,374
They're Just Raw.
410
00:20:24,374 --> 00:20:26,042
Ooh...
411
00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:29,045
Ooh...
412
00:20:29,045 --> 00:20:31,047
Yeah.
413
00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:33,049
Ooh...
414
00:20:33,049 --> 00:20:34,577
How's That?
415
00:20:34,577 --> 00:20:36,886
What Do You Mean,
How Is That?
416
00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:39,222
That's One Of
The Dumbest Questions
417
00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:40,890
I've Ever Heard.
418
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:44,227
Now Is There Anything Else
I Can Do?
419
00:20:45,572 --> 00:20:47,897
You Can Reload
Over There.
420
00:20:49,572 --> 00:20:51,234
Okay.
421
00:20:54,237 --> 00:20:56,539
Give You A Nice Big One.
422
00:20:56,539 --> 00:20:58,307
Ooh, Yes.
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