Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:58,119 --> 00:01:01,114
Now... See That?
2
00:01:01,114 --> 00:01:02,102
What Do You Think
About That
3
00:01:02,102 --> 00:01:05,017
And This Pattern
For My New Study?
4
00:01:06,485 --> 00:01:10,103
Lo And Behold!
5
00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,104
That's Beautiful.
6
00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:15,427
You See 25 Cubic Feet, My Dear.
7
00:01:15,427 --> 00:01:20,565
We Got Water, Crushed Ice
Or Whole Ice, If You Like.
8
00:01:20,565 --> 00:01:22,102
This Is It.
9
00:01:22,102 --> 00:01:25,454
This Is My Refrigerator.
10
00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:32,106
And Now It's Time
To Set This Bad Boy Up.
11
00:01:32,106 --> 00:01:33,789
I Wouldn't Do That, Dear.
12
00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:37,351
I Would Not Embarrass Myself
In Front Of My Mother.
13
00:01:37,351 --> 00:01:40,671
Dave Is Coming Tomorrow,
And He'll Install This.
14
00:01:40,671 --> 00:01:41,669
No, No...
15
00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:44,672
And Besides,
There's Plenty To Do
16
00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,674
Before The Refrigerator
Is Installed.
17
00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,352
Like What?
18
00:01:48,352 --> 00:01:51,011
You Could Fill Out
The Warranty Card
19
00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:53,280
And You Could Adjust
Those Shelves
20
00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:58,023
And You Could Set The Dial
On The Lettuce Crisper.
21
00:01:58,023 --> 00:02:01,110
Are You Trying
To Make That Sound Exciting?
22
00:02:01,110 --> 00:02:02,388
Okay.
23
00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:03,556
And You Too.
24
00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,324
You're Right There With Her
25
00:02:05,324 --> 00:02:07,393
Miss "I Didn't
Do Anything."
26
00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:08,628
The Next Time
27
00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,918
You Want Something Cold To Drink
28
00:02:10,918 --> 00:02:12,923
Just Turn The Tap Water On
29
00:02:12,923 --> 00:02:15,568
And When You Want It Ice-Cold
30
00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:17,670
Press It To Your Heart.
31
00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:21,574
No, No, No, No...
32
00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:22,918
Come On, Mom.
33
00:02:22,918 --> 00:02:24,918
Let's Get
To The Design Center
34
00:02:24,918 --> 00:02:26,922
And Exchange
These Sample Books.
35
00:02:26,922 --> 00:02:28,781
Son.
36
00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:29,923
Dad, Look Here...
37
00:02:29,923 --> 00:02:31,250
Save The Greetings.
38
00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:34,220
I've Got Family Business,
And It Isn't Pretty.
39
00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,721
Carrie,
Always A Pleasure.
40
00:02:35,721 --> 00:02:36,918
Good Afternoon, Russell.
41
00:02:36,918 --> 00:02:38,922
Thank You
For The Mason Jars.
42
00:02:38,922 --> 00:02:40,560
No Time To Talk Jams.
43
00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,228
This Involves You Too.
44
00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,563
Anna Got A Call
45
00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,925
From Her Friend,
Adele Rodgers
46
00:02:45,925 --> 00:02:49,635
Who's Cousin, Gladys,
Lives Outside Philadelphia
47
00:02:49,635 --> 00:02:53,239
And Gladys Know A Woman
Named Lavinia Brickey.
48
00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:55,708
Lavinia
Brickey's Son
49
00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,477
Is Engaged
To A Girl From Brooklyn.
50
00:02:58,477 --> 00:02:59,920
Her Name
51
00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,614
Is Vanessa
Huxtable.
52
00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:02,919
Vanessa's Engaged?
53
00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,384
It's An Outrage.
54
00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,522
Stop Lying, Cliff.
55
00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:10,924
We Know.
56
00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,225
You Knew?
57
00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:13,918
Well, Who Is He?
58
00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:16,596
But His Name Is Dragmus.
59
00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,601
Dragmus Brickey.
60
00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,403
Dabnis, Russell--
Dabnis Brickey.
61
00:03:24,403 --> 00:03:26,672
Oh, That's So Much Better.
62
00:03:26,672 --> 00:03:28,441
Now, According
To Gladys
63
00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:32,845
He's A 45-Year-Old
Maintenance Man.
64
00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:35,848
Dad, Dad, Calm Down.
65
00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:37,926
He's Only 29 Years Old
66
00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,220
And He Is The Head
Of Maintenance
67
00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,222
At Lincoln University.
68
00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:45,324
Clair,
Why Didn't You Tell Us?
69
00:03:45,324 --> 00:03:49,601
We Were Hoping
It Would All Blow Over.
70
00:03:49,601 --> 00:03:50,751
What Other Secrets
Have You Kept From Us?
71
00:03:50,751 --> 00:03:52,173
Does Theo Have Children?
72
00:03:54,521 --> 00:03:57,724
Have Either Of You
Had Reconstructive Surgery?
73
00:03:57,724 --> 00:04:00,827
Well, I Know I Haven't.
74
00:04:02,896 --> 00:04:05,479
No, There's No Secrets.
75
00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,731
How Could You
Permit This To Happen?
76
00:04:07,731 --> 00:04:09,171
She Is 18, Mother.
77
00:04:09,171 --> 00:04:10,730
We Didn't Permit Anything.
78
00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,730
Where Did It Start
79
00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:13,815
To Slip Away
From You?
80
00:04:13,815 --> 00:04:18,957
Now, This Child
Is Planning To Become
Mrs. Drabby Brickey.
81
00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:23,904
You Can Find Everything Out
This Afternoon
82
00:04:23,904 --> 00:04:25,565
When Vanessa
And Dabnis Visit.
83
00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:29,869
Then You Take These Sample Books
Back To The Store Yourself.
84
00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:33,904
I Am Going To Get
A Little Sample Of Mr. Brickey.
85
00:04:46,904 --> 00:04:52,225
(Electric Screwdriver Revving)
86
00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,826
Whoa.
87
00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:55,261
What's Happening?
88
00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,529
Hey, Dad.
89
00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:57,864
Hey, How You Feeling?
90
00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:00,909
You Thought I Was Mom,
Didn't You?
91
00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:03,403
So What If You Were Your Mother?
92
00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:04,908
Nobody's Scared Of Her.
93
00:05:07,673 --> 00:05:09,275
Where Is Mom?
94
00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,912
Mom's Returning Some Samples
To The Store.
95
00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,904
Well, Grandma And Grandpa
Sure Are Looking Forward
96
00:05:14,904 --> 00:05:16,382
To Meeting Dabnis.
97
00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:17,550
Needless To Say
98
00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:20,286
They Are Very, Very
Disappointed In You.
99
00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:22,221
What Did You Come Here For?
100
00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:23,909
I'm Exchanging My Summer Clothes
101
00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:25,658
For My Winter Things.
102
00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,860
I Would Appreciate It
103
00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,904
If You Would Take Your Clothes
104
00:05:29,904 --> 00:05:32,913
And Put Them In The Place
That's Called "Your Place."
105
00:05:32,913 --> 00:05:36,335
I Deliberately Leave
My Clothes Behind For You
106
00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,907
As A Memento
Of Our Relationship.
107
00:05:38,907 --> 00:05:40,706
Thank You, Son.
108
00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:52,904
Hey.
109
00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:54,906
Just Finished Mopping Up
The Floor.
110
00:05:54,906 --> 00:05:57,290
It Was Just
A Mess Over There.
111
00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,911
Had To Mop All Around.
112
00:05:58,911 --> 00:06:01,904
Now I Know You Never Touched
That Refrigerator.
113
00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:03,563
I Have Not Touched It.
114
00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:04,909
No, Of Course Not.
115
00:06:04,909 --> 00:06:08,234
The Only Thing I Did
Was Fix These Shelves
116
00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:10,570
And I Turned The Crisper
To Seven
117
00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:13,239
Because I Like My Carrots
Crispy And Crunchy.
118
00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:14,474
Cliff.
119
00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:15,909
Vanessa
Just Pulled Up.
120
00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,909
On His Last Visit
We Were Not Very Nice.
121
00:06:18,909 --> 00:06:21,291
So Let's Be Cordial
To Dabnis.
122
00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:24,134
I Don't Have A Problem
With Dabnis.
123
00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,109
Patient With Vanessa.
124
00:06:25,109 --> 00:06:28,145
Now, There's A Person
I Have A Problem With...
125
00:06:28,145 --> 00:06:29,780
Hello!
126
00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,782
Nice To See You.
127
00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,784
Good To See You, Sir.
128
00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:35,786
Nice To See You.
129
00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:38,055
My Favorite
Daughter. Yes.
130
00:06:38,055 --> 00:06:40,625
Mom, It's Really Looking Great
In Here
131
00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:42,793
And I Love
This New Refrigerator.
132
00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:45,963
Yeah, There's Some Excellent
Craftsmanship In Here, Sir.
133
00:06:45,963 --> 00:06:48,302
Well, I Do The Best I Can.
134
00:06:48,302 --> 00:06:50,968
Dabnis
Is A Bit
135
00:06:50,968 --> 00:06:52,637
Of A Craftsman Himself.
136
00:06:52,637 --> 00:06:54,605
He Made You
A Mincemeat Pie.
137
00:06:54,605 --> 00:06:55,773
I'm Sure
138
00:06:55,773 --> 00:06:57,301
We'll All Enjoy This.
139
00:06:57,301 --> 00:06:59,301
Dabnis,
Make Yourself At Home.
140
00:06:59,301 --> 00:07:00,778
Thank You, Sir.
141
00:07:00,778 --> 00:07:02,113
Russell:
Hello, Vanessa.
142
00:07:02,113 --> 00:07:03,948
You Must Be Dabnis.
143
00:07:03,948 --> 00:07:05,616
How Do You Do, Sir?
144
00:07:05,616 --> 00:07:07,301
Fine, Thank You, Sir.
145
00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,920
Right This Way.
146
00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,121
Grandma.
147
00:07:10,121 --> 00:07:11,300
Vanessa.
148
00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,658
I Know Who You Are.
149
00:07:13,658 --> 00:07:16,127
I Don't Know Who He Is.
150
00:07:16,127 --> 00:07:18,195
Now, You Go Freshen Up.
151
00:07:25,299 --> 00:07:27,605
I'm Mr. Huxtable,
Father Of Cliff.
152
00:07:27,605 --> 00:07:29,907
And I'm Mrs. Hanks,
Mother Of Clair.
153
00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:32,743
I'm Dabnis, Son Of Lavinia
And Randall Brickey.
154
00:07:34,946 --> 00:07:37,297
We Understand That
Your Family Attends
155
00:07:37,297 --> 00:07:39,183
The Cornerstone
Baptist Church.
156
00:07:39,183 --> 00:07:40,298
Yes, Sir.
157
00:07:40,298 --> 00:07:41,953
Mm-Hmm.
Mm-Hmm.
158
00:07:41,953 --> 00:07:45,296
My Wife's Friend's Cousin
Is A Member Of The Church.
159
00:07:45,296 --> 00:07:46,924
Are You In The Choir?
160
00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,826
No, But I Do Sing Along.
161
00:07:48,826 --> 00:07:50,111
Mm-Hmm.
Uh-Huh.
162
00:07:50,111 --> 00:07:51,676
You Work At The College?
163
00:07:51,676 --> 00:07:54,677
I've Been Head Of Maintenance
For Four Years.
164
00:07:54,677 --> 00:07:58,252
How Many Students At The College
Have You Been Engaged To?
165
00:07:58,252 --> 00:07:59,675
Before Vanessa?
166
00:07:59,675 --> 00:08:01,222
Zero.
167
00:08:01,222 --> 00:08:03,591
How Many Students
Did You Court?
168
00:08:03,591 --> 00:08:04,559
None.
169
00:08:04,559 --> 00:08:06,361
You Didn't Court
My Granddaughter?
170
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:07,995
No, Sir.
171
00:08:07,995 --> 00:08:09,680
I Mean,
Yes, Sir.
172
00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,681
I Thought You Meant
Before Vanessa.
173
00:08:11,681 --> 00:08:13,676
I'm Still Courting
Your Granddaughter.
174
00:08:13,676 --> 00:08:15,203
I Am In Love...
175
00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:18,539
Just Answer The Questions
Please.
176
00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:20,241
Yes, Ma'am.
177
00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:22,681
Do You Make A Good Living
In Maintenance?
178
00:08:22,681 --> 00:08:23,677
I Do Fine.
179
00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,213
What's Fine?
180
00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,547
I Manage Ten People.
181
00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,549
I Oversee Everything
From Landscaping
182
00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,284
To Building Maintenance.
183
00:08:30,284 --> 00:08:31,684
I Own My Own Home.
184
00:08:31,684 --> 00:08:34,088
I Feel Ready To Accept
The Responsibility
185
00:08:34,088 --> 00:08:35,490
Of A Wife.
186
00:08:35,490 --> 00:08:38,593
So You Expect
To Be The Breadwinner?
187
00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:43,364
No, No,
Now Nessa Can Earn Bread Too.
188
00:08:43,364 --> 00:08:46,334
So You Expect My Granddaughter
To Support You.
189
00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:47,435
No, Sir.
190
00:08:47,435 --> 00:08:49,003
We Will Support Each Other--
191
00:08:49,003 --> 00:08:50,675
Financially And Emotionally.
192
00:08:50,675 --> 00:08:53,684
Is It A Little Warm In Here
To You?
193
00:08:53,684 --> 00:08:55,143
I'm Comfortable.
194
00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,144
Russell?
195
00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,378
It's Pleasant.
196
00:08:57,378 --> 00:08:59,681
Now Let Me Get
The Numbers Straight.
197
00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:02,150
You've Been Doing Maintenance
For Four Years.
198
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,485
You Were In The Army For Six.
199
00:09:04,485 --> 00:09:06,387
What Were You Doing Before That?
200
00:09:06,387 --> 00:09:08,089
I Was In High School.
201
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,324
Oh, Come Now, Mr. Brickey.
202
00:09:10,324 --> 00:09:13,161
We're All A Little Sensitive
About Age
203
00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:17,265
But According To Our Sources,
You're 45 If You're A Day.
204
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,100
What?
205
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,435
Don't Be Ashamed.
206
00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:23,070
Gladys Rodgers Didn't Mean
To Disparage You.
207
00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:24,675
Gladys Rodgers?
208
00:09:24,675 --> 00:09:26,307
You Mean "Grapevine Gladys"?
209
00:09:26,307 --> 00:09:27,341
You're Talking
210
00:09:27,341 --> 00:09:29,510
About A Dear Friend
Once Removed.
211
00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:32,213
Now, Mr. Huxtable,
I Don't Intend Any Disrespect
212
00:09:32,213 --> 00:09:35,550
But In Our Church We Don't Print
A Sunday Bulletin--
213
00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:37,118
We Got Gladys Rodgers.
214
00:09:40,988 --> 00:09:44,088
She's A Fine Woman,
But She's Forever Getting Me
215
00:09:44,088 --> 00:09:46,028
And My Older Brother, Dennis,
Mixed Up.
216
00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:49,068
You've Got A 45-Year-Old
Brother?
217
00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:51,645
Yes, Sir. I'm 29.
218
00:09:51,645 --> 00:09:53,288
I'm The Baby Of Our Family.
219
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,564
Well, That Certainly
Clears Up The Age Mystery.
220
00:09:55,564 --> 00:09:56,469
I'm Glad
221
00:09:56,469 --> 00:10:00,833
Because I Wouldn't Want You
Misinformed About Anything.
222
00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,865
Now, About Your
Medical History--
223
00:10:02,865 --> 00:10:04,868
Have You Ever
Had The Measles
224
00:10:04,868 --> 00:10:07,800
The Mumps,
The Chicken Pox..?
225
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,269
Maybe I Should Go In There.
226
00:10:10,269 --> 00:10:12,864
No, I Thing Dragnet Is Doing
Just Fine.
227
00:10:12,864 --> 00:10:14,640
And Besides
228
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,865
We Haven't Talked
Since Your Last Visit
229
00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:18,344
Two Months Ago.
230
00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:20,713
I Know That Dabnis
Has Been Making Raisins.
231
00:10:20,713 --> 00:10:22,868
What Have You Been Doing?
232
00:10:22,868 --> 00:10:25,785
You Know, Mom,
I've Been Very Busy--
233
00:10:25,785 --> 00:10:28,421
Papers, Studying,
Picking My Major...
234
00:10:28,421 --> 00:10:29,860
Being Engaged.
235
00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:32,191
Well, That Too.
236
00:10:32,191 --> 00:10:34,493
I've Been Swamped.
237
00:10:34,493 --> 00:10:36,860
Yeah, But You Used To Call Us...
238
00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,164
Collect.
239
00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:39,298
A Lot.
240
00:10:39,298 --> 00:10:41,860
It's Just That
I've Been Trying
241
00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:43,335
To Be More Responsible
242
00:10:43,335 --> 00:10:45,604
And Less Frivolous
With Your Money.
243
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,207
Besides,
Our Last Visit
244
00:10:48,207 --> 00:10:49,865
Wasn't The Most Relaxed One.
245
00:10:49,865 --> 00:10:52,645
I Thought
I'd Let Things Cool Off.
246
00:10:52,645 --> 00:10:56,348
Well, If You Had Called
Within The Past Two Months
247
00:10:56,348 --> 00:11:00,653
You Would Have Found Out
That Things Have Cooled Off.
248
00:11:00,653 --> 00:11:02,755
What Do You Mean?
249
00:11:02,755 --> 00:11:04,869
You Don't Object
To My Marrying Dabnis?
250
00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:08,360
What Are We Going To Do
About It, Dear?
251
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,162
We Can't Throw You Down
252
00:11:10,162 --> 00:11:12,860
And Wrestle That Ring
Off Of Your Finger.
253
00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,467
You're On Your Own.
254
00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:16,569
Very Funny, Mom And Dad.
255
00:11:16,569 --> 00:11:19,505
I Know What You Guys
Are Really Thinking.
256
00:11:19,505 --> 00:11:21,173
What Are We Thinking, Vanessa?
257
00:11:21,173 --> 00:11:22,866
Come On, Here!
258
00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:25,745
That Man Is
29 Years Old
259
00:11:25,745 --> 00:11:27,179
And I Am 18.
260
00:11:27,179 --> 00:11:30,349
I Have Never Had An Experience
With Another Man.
261
00:11:30,349 --> 00:11:33,185
You Guys Think
I'm Going To Quit School
262
00:11:33,185 --> 00:11:34,687
And Start Having Babies
263
00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:37,865
Without Knowing
What Married Life Is All About.
264
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:41,227
Well, I Know It's Not
All Fun And Adventure
265
00:11:41,227 --> 00:11:44,530
And I Know That Marriage
Can Be A Flume Ride
266
00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:47,666
Spiraling Down Into Death,
Loneliness, And Old Age.
267
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,798
But I Also Know
268
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,643
The Dark Side Of Love
269
00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:56,720
And I Am Willing To Face
That Dark Side
270
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,456
As Long As Dabnis Is By My Side.
271
00:12:08,432 --> 00:12:12,436
Are We Patient,
Or What?
272
00:12:19,109 --> 00:12:22,546
And Are You
By My Side?
273
00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:26,417
Yes, But It's Getting
Mighty Dark In Here.
274
00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:42,335
Honey, Are You All Right?
275
00:12:42,335 --> 00:12:44,500
No!
Let's Take Our Pie And Go.
276
00:12:45,972 --> 00:12:47,941
What Happened?
277
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,309
You Know I Love You
278
00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:51,496
And You Have
An Interesting Family
279
00:12:51,496 --> 00:12:54,981
But They're The Most Aggressive
Bunch Of Church-Goers
280
00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:56,049
I've Ever Seen.
281
00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:57,496
I'm Sorry, All Right?
282
00:12:57,496 --> 00:13:00,286
My Grandparents Aren't
Normally Like That.
283
00:13:00,286 --> 00:13:01,821
Nessa, I Don't Get It.
284
00:13:01,821 --> 00:13:03,496
People Normally Like Me.
285
00:13:03,496 --> 00:13:06,499
I Was Voted Most Congenial
In My High School.
286
00:13:06,499 --> 00:13:08,328
I Should Have
Told Them.
287
00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:09,496
No, No, No, No.
288
00:13:09,496 --> 00:13:10,964
It's Not You, Okay?
289
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,966
It's Just Our Engagement.
290
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,802
It's Struck A Nerve
With Everybody.
291
00:13:15,802 --> 00:13:17,136
Yeah, I Guess So.
292
00:13:17,136 --> 00:13:19,496
Calm Down And Have A Seat.
293
00:13:19,496 --> 00:13:20,807
Now Listen To Me.
294
00:13:20,807 --> 00:13:21,975
In A Little While
295
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,811
We'll Be On The Road,
On Our Way Back.
296
00:13:24,811 --> 00:13:26,501
Yeah. Okay.
297
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,496
I Should Be Able
To Drive By Then.
298
00:13:29,496 --> 00:13:31,985
I'm Taking That Sweatshirt
Up To Rudy.
299
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,153
Do You Want To Come With Me?
300
00:13:34,153 --> 00:13:36,990
No. I Just Want
To Sit Here Quietly
301
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,325
And Just Get Myself
Together.
302
00:13:55,441 --> 00:13:58,499
What Did I Do With The Manual?
303
00:14:04,317 --> 00:14:06,496
Oh, Thank You.
304
00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:07,820
Thank You.
305
00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:09,496
Thank You.
306
00:14:10,496 --> 00:14:13,159
Now...
307
00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:15,328
Let's See Here.
308
00:14:15,328 --> 00:14:17,230
"Step One."
309
00:14:18,298 --> 00:14:21,134
Step One...
310
00:14:21,134 --> 00:14:23,870
Turn Off The Cold Water Valve.
311
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:24,499
Hmm?
312
00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:26,072
The Cold Water Valve.
313
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:31,144
"Step One:
Turn Off The Cold Water Valve."
314
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,147
All Righty.
315
00:14:34,147 --> 00:14:35,501
No, Not Up There.
316
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,883
Under The Sink.
317
00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:38,151
Under The Sink.
318
00:14:38,151 --> 00:14:40,498
That's What I Was Going To Do.
319
00:14:42,503 --> 00:14:46,496
Turn This Off, See,
And Then Get Under The Sink
320
00:14:46,496 --> 00:14:48,995
Like This, You See, And...
321
00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:52,504
Off.
322
00:14:52,504 --> 00:14:55,501
Ah. All Right.
323
00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:59,305
Now, Let's See Here.
324
00:14:59,305 --> 00:15:01,107
"Step Two..."
325
00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:04,504
Loosen The Speedy Nut
From The Speedy Valve.
326
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,496
The Speedy Nut!
327
00:15:09,816 --> 00:15:13,853
On The Speedy... Valve.
328
00:15:16,022 --> 00:15:19,158
Now Where Is The Picture?
329
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,501
The Speedy Is That Long Tube
330
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:25,164
Running From The Valve
To The Sink.
331
00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:28,134
Yeah.
332
00:15:28,134 --> 00:15:32,205
See, We Used To Call This
The Tubey.
333
00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:33,496
I'm Finding Out
334
00:15:33,496 --> 00:15:36,115
That All Families
Have Their Little Quirks.
335
00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:37,461
Let's See.
336
00:15:37,461 --> 00:15:39,296
Turn The Light On...
337
00:15:39,296 --> 00:15:41,980
Step One And A Half.
338
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:42,989
Dr. Huxtable.
339
00:15:42,989 --> 00:15:44,980
If I Were You
340
00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:48,439
I'd Use
An Adjustable "C" Wrench.
341
00:15:48,439 --> 00:15:50,708
That's What I'm Going To Do.
342
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:51,982
Here.
343
00:15:51,982 --> 00:15:53,811
Whoa. Huh?
344
00:15:53,811 --> 00:15:55,479
"C" Wrench.
345
00:15:55,479 --> 00:15:56,480
Yes, Sir.
346
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,989
Use It All The Time.
347
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,785
It's Kind Of...
348
00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:04,588
I'm Having A Little Trouble
With The Space.
349
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,989
Adjust Your Horizontal Torque
350
00:16:06,989 --> 00:16:09,627
To Your Vertical
Torque.
351
00:16:19,982 --> 00:16:21,472
Accentuate
Your Vertical.
352
00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:23,983
There You Go.
353
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,644
Cliff:
There You Go!
354
00:16:26,644 --> 00:16:27,985
All Right.
355
00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:29,480
Now You're Ready
356
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,349
To Install Yourself
A Compression-T.
357
00:16:32,349 --> 00:16:33,617
That's What It Is.
358
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,985
I'll Tell You What.
359
00:16:34,985 --> 00:16:36,620
What's That, Sir?
360
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,622
Downstairs, In The Cellar
361
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,458
I Got A Suede Belt
Just Like This One.
362
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,726
Suede.
363
00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:45,796
I'll Go Down And Get That Belt
And Bring It Up
364
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,799
You Put It On,
We'll Tear This Thing Apart.
365
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,701
Yes, Sir.
366
00:16:50,701 --> 00:16:52,980
Cliff:
That's What
We Going To Do.
367
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:53,983
All Right.
368
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,811
Hey, Theo.
369
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,980
Yo, Vanessa.
370
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,314
Hey, What's Up?
371
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,448
How You Doing?
372
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:05,849
Where's Dabnis?
373
00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:07,984
He's Downstairs, Recuperating.
374
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:10,588
Mom And Dad Got To Him Again?
375
00:17:10,588 --> 00:17:12,983
No, This Time They Sent
For Reinforcements--
376
00:17:12,983 --> 00:17:14,391
Grandma And Grandpa.
377
00:17:14,391 --> 00:17:15,985
Well, You Got To Admit
378
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:18,829
This Whole Thing
Is Kind Of Weird.
379
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,986
It's Not That Weird.
380
00:17:19,986 --> 00:17:21,298
Come On.
381
00:17:21,298 --> 00:17:22,985
You Leave Home
When You're 17.
382
00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:24,980
Some Guy Fixes
Your Elevator.
383
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:27,638
Six Months Later
You're Wearing His Ring.
384
00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:29,840
It Sounds Kind Of Romantic
To Me.
385
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,543
Maybe That's The Weird Part.
386
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:34,812
I Can't Picture You
Being Married.
387
00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:37,615
I Can't Even Picture You
Kissing That Guy.
388
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:38,980
That Cracks Me Up.
389
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,285
Theo, For A Senior At N.Y.U.
390
00:17:41,285 --> 00:17:43,985
You Are Sounding
Awfully Immature.
391
00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:48,459
I May Be Your Little Sister,
But I Am Also A Woman Now
392
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:52,296
And As For Kissing,
Dabnis Has No Complaints.
393
00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:58,435
Please,
Let's Not Go Down That Road.
394
00:17:58,435 --> 00:18:02,706
That Is The Road I Am On
Because I'm Getting Married.
395
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:03,985
Let Me Ask A Question.
396
00:18:03,985 --> 00:18:05,982
Do You Really Love This Guy?
397
00:18:05,982 --> 00:18:08,986
Yes, I Really Do.
398
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:11,980
Whatever Happens,
I'm There For You.
399
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,817
Well, Thank You, Theo.
400
00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:14,985
But Do Me A Favor.
401
00:18:14,985 --> 00:18:15,981
Yeah?
402
00:18:15,981 --> 00:18:17,788
At The Wedding Ceremony
403
00:18:17,788 --> 00:18:20,924
Just Skip The Part
About Kissing The Bride.
404
00:18:28,299 --> 00:18:30,534
All Right! Ice!
405
00:18:30,534 --> 00:18:32,985
(Gleeful Laughter)
406
00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:34,638
To A Job Well Done.
407
00:18:34,638 --> 00:18:35,985
All Right.
Here, Here.
408
00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:37,308
All Right.
409
00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:38,986
To You All.
410
00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,312
Take That Belt--
411
00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:42,479
Yes, Sir?
412
00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:45,282
I'm Going To Put
The Initials D.B. On It.
413
00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:46,985
Thank You, M.D.
414
00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:50,554
This Belt Will Be Here
Every Time You Come.
415
00:18:50,554 --> 00:18:52,823
Before You Ride Off
Into The Sunset
416
00:18:52,823 --> 00:18:53,989
There Is Another Job.
417
00:18:53,989 --> 00:18:55,626
Ohh...
418
00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:58,984
Now You Have A Little Confidence
In Me.
419
00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:02,800
With D.B. By Your Side
420
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,502
I Have All The Confidence
In You.
421
00:19:05,502 --> 00:19:07,980
The Front Door
Is Swelled Up.
422
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,574
I Think It Needs To Be Shaved.
423
00:19:10,574 --> 00:19:12,476
How Are You
On Hinges, D.B.?
424
00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:15,946
You Got A Hammer
And A Screwdriver?
425
00:19:16,985 --> 00:19:18,980
Sweetheart...
426
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:19,981
Hey, Baby.
427
00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:21,452
I Can't Talk Now.
428
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,454
I Got A Catch
To Plane.
429
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,980
On The Level.
430
00:19:27,391 --> 00:19:28,985
See You
Later.
Bye-Bye.
431
00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:30,728
Your Pie Is Terrific.
432
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:32,296
Did I Miss Something?
433
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,464
What's The Matter?
434
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,533
That's A Very Decent Gentleman
You Brought Home.
435
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:37,634
It's A Shame
436
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,980
You Didn't Bring Him
Around Sooner.
437
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,985
This Whole House
Would Be Fixed.
438
00:19:41,985 --> 00:19:44,861
So Let Me Get This Straight.
439
00:19:44,861 --> 00:19:47,612
You Guys Are Accepting Dabnis?
440
00:19:47,612 --> 00:19:49,596
Now That You've Given Us
The Chance.
441
00:19:49,596 --> 00:19:51,103
Vanessa,
If You Get Married
442
00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:53,833
Let Us All Be A Part Of It.
443
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,735
I Will.
444
00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:57,737
I Definitely Will.
445
00:19:57,737 --> 00:19:59,639
Have You Set A Date,
Vanessa?
446
00:19:59,639 --> 00:20:03,096
Haven't Narrowed It Down Yet.
447
00:20:03,096 --> 00:20:04,105
That's Something
448
00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:06,546
You Two Will Have To Decide.
449
00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:09,099
Dabnis Is Ready
To Get Married Any Time
450
00:20:09,099 --> 00:20:12,099
But With All
The Commotion
With The Engagement
451
00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:14,921
I Had To Defer My Plans.
452
00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:17,757
Well, Defer No More.
453
00:20:19,096 --> 00:20:21,096
Well, Fine.
454
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,102
I Could Get Married In June.
455
00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:25,099
Ooh, The Traditional Month.
456
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,599
Or May.
457
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:27,734
That's Right.
458
00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:29,101
Why Not Move It Up?
459
00:20:29,101 --> 00:20:30,470
Springtime.
460
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,972
Or I May Wait Until Next Fall.
461
00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:34,908
Fall Weddings
Are So Nice.
462
00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:36,576
The Air Is So Crisp.
463
00:20:37,744 --> 00:20:40,680
Or Maybe I'll Wait
Until I Graduate.
464
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,915
Back To June--
465
00:20:41,915 --> 00:20:44,100
From Cap And Gown
To Wedding Gown.
466
00:20:46,586 --> 00:20:50,423
You Know I Might Want To Go
To Grad School First.
467
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:52,425
There's No Rush.
30996
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof