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Okay Andre, If That's
The Way You Feel, Fine.
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If You Can Handle It All
Without Me
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I'll Be In The Living Room,
On The Couch
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Reading The Homeowner's Manual, If You Need Me.
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(Loud Hammering)
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Why Must You Bother Andre?
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I Am Not Bothering Andre, Dear.
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The Man Does
A Terrific Job
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But No Man Is An Island.
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(Doorbell Ringing Off-Key)
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See-- That Doorbell
Was One Of Your Jobs.
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Hi, Charmaine, Lance.
Good Afternoon.
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Mrs. Huxtable.
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Dr. Huxtable, I Presume.
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Well, The Inseparables.
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Have A Sit-Down.
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Pam, Company.
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Thank You-- In A Minute.
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We Don't Mean To Disturb You.
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We Can Go Into The Kitchen
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Though That Room
Is In Disarray.
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You Might Not Want
To Show Us
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The Seamy Side
Of Your Life.
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That's Very Considerate.
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What's Up With You?
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Our Counselor
Has Been Helping Us
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Apply To College.
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College, Huh?
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That's Right,
Dr. Huxtable.
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Though I'm A Bit Distraught
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Over The Pursuit
Of My Educational Goals.
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Don't Worry.
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You're Going
To College.
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I'm Committed To Attaining
A Degree
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And Bringing It Back
To My Community.
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More People Should Be Like You.
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Thank You. I'll Tell Them.
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Why Are You Concerned?
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I Don't Want To Pay
The Application Fee.
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Oh, Well, You Don't Want To Pay
The Application Fee.
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Some Of These Places Charge
Up To $50 A Pop.
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Hey, I Know,
I've Been Popped Four Times.
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Look At This Slick Number
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From Cason College.
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It Looks Like They're Trying
To Sell Me A New Car.
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What Is
A Bikini-Clad Woman
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Doing In Front
Of The Physics Lab?
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With All Due Respect,
Isn't That A Scam?
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Despite This Display
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This Is Still
A Very Good School.
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Yes, And That Is Still
A Very Good Scam.
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I Ain't Paying $50 For That.
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How Are You Going To Apply?
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Post-Date All My Checks.
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If They Reject Me,
I Just Call The Bank.
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Lance's Applications
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Will Be Error-Free.
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We Are Going
To The Same College
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Where His Behavior Will Reflect
On Me Personally
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And I Will Not Have
Bounced Checks On My Transcript.
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Pam:
Charmaine, Come On Up.
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Excuse Me.
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See You Later, Baby.
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Don't Use Outside Words
Inside.
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(Knocking"Shave And A Haircut")
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Wait A Minute.
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Just A Second.
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Okay. Come In.
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Hey.
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Don't Get Too Excited.
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I've Almost Finished
Your New Knock-Out Dress.
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Let Me See...
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When It's Finished.
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I Don't Want
Any Buyer's Remorse.
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You're My Best Friend.
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And Not Just Because
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You're Making Me
Look Good.
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But I Am.
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And Speaking Of Looking Good
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I Was Down At Our
Guidance Counselor's Office.
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Mister...
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(Panting)
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...Bostic?
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What Were You Doing--
Planning Your Honeymoon?
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We Were Talking
About My Future
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And You Should Talk About Yours.
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Just Mine?
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Or His And Mine.
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Get Serious Now.
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Are You Planning
On Going To College?
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I'm Going.
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Unless, Of Course,
Mr. (Panting) Bostic Proposes.
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Come On, Pam,
This Is Your Future.
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You Need Mr. Bostic's Guidance
And Advice.
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And If I Were You
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I'd Wear
My New Bowling Shirt.
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It's Been Said
He's In A League.
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All Right.
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Don't Do It.
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Well, I'm Just Going In
To See My Counselor.
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All I Have To Do
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Is Tell Him
The Colleges I Want.
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Are You Still Applying
To Those Schools?
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Hm-Mmm, Same Ones
You're Going To.
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Penn, Hillman,
And Bowling Green?
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Those Are The Ones.
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Those Are Very Hard Schools
To Get Into.
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We Always Said
We'd Go Through Life Together.
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Mr. Bostic Is A Good Counselor.
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Maybe He Knows Something
I Don't.
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And, Pam...
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You Got A Little Lipstick.
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Miss Tucker, Come On In.
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Go Get Him, Girl.
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I'll Be Here
When You Get Out.
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Yes... Okay.
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Hi, Mr.... Uh... Bostic.
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What Can I Do For You?
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Oh, I'm Ready.
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I Mean, For College.
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You're Interested In College.
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I Didn't Know.
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I've Been Keeping It
Under Wraps
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But Now It's Time
For The Big Push.
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Oh, I See.
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I'll Be Attending College
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At Penn, Hillman,
Or Bowling Green.
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Now, Pam, Come On.
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Why Did You Really
Want To See Me?
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I'm Serious.
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I Want To Go To Those Schools.
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Pam, The Grade Point Average
At Those Schools Is 3.7.
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Your Grade Average Is 1.9.
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It's My Understanding
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These Colleges
Look At A Bit More
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Than Your Grades.
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Well, Now, That's True.
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They Also Look
At S.A.T. Scores.
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Yes, S.A.T. Scores.
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Now, Standardized Tests--
That's Me.
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Pam, You Got A 750 Out Of 1600
When You Took Them Last Spring.
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Listen, Pam
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When Are We Going To Start
Looking At This Realistically?
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Mr. Bostic
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I Assumed You Were On My Side.
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It's Also My Understanding
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These Colleges Make Exceptions
For Students Who Have Potential
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Especially Those Who Come From
A Disadvantaged Neighborhood.
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I Know All About
Your Neighborhood.
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I'm A Product Of That Reality,
And That's What Held Me Back.
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Right Now
There Are 14 Students
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From Your Neighborhood
In College.
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Fourteen.
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Not One Of Them Got There
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On Their Personality.
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Single-Parent Families?
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Some.
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Working Mothers?
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Every One.
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You Have All The Answers
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Don't You?
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Look, Pam, I'm Not Trying
To Discourage You.
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I Mean,
You Really Have Grown.
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Now That's What
I'm Trying To Tell You.
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My Grades Have Gone Up.
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There's Even An "A" In There.
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I Know.
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And Some B's.
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Look At Those Hard-Working B's.
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It Takes More
Than One Semester Of Work
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To Get Into College.
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But I Want To Go.
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My Suggestion Is That You Apply
At One Of The Local Colleges.
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No, I Want To Go Away To College
With Charmaine.
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Charmaine Worked Hard,
And She's Qualified.
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Now, If You Do
The Same
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You Can Apply
At Those Schools
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In A Couple Of Years.
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Is That Your Final Offer?
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Pam, This Is Not An Offer.
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Look, I'm Not Saying
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You're Not Eligible
For Those Schools.
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But The Probability
Of Acceptance Is Remote.
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One In 10,000, Maybe.
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Oh, One In 10,000, Maybe.
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Okay, Just So I Know My Odds.
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Well, Thank You,
Mr. Bostic.
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Listen, If I Can Help You
Any Other Way, I'm Here.
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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
I Know.
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Hey, How Did It Go?
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Fine.
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Did You Know Mr. Bostic
Is One Of The Ugliest Men
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I've Ever Seen In My Life?
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What?
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Did You Notice
The Hair Growing Out Of His Ears
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And The Mole On His Neck
That Moves When He Talks?
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Not Our Mr. Bostic.
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I'm Surprised
You Didn't Notice
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As Studious As You Are.
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What About Going
To A University?
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Oh, He Said
I Was Eligible.
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One Of The Last Things He Said
Was I'm Eligible.
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Really?
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Yeah, So Let's Fill Out
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These College Applications.
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Come On. Don't Hold Me Back.
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All Right, See You Later, Andre.
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Nice Job.
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Now...
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We Will See.
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Uh-Huh...
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All Right, Andre.
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Mm-Hmm.
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Nice Work, Nice...
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Whoa.
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I...
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Hammer Time.
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Hey.
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Ooh!
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I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry.
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Did I Do That?
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Well, Dear, Look, Things Happen.
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Oh, Shoot.
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Don't Worry About It, Honey.
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This Will Be
Just Between You And Me.
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No, No, No.
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00:11:05,471 --> 00:11:07,340
Tell Everybody
Pam Did It.
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Pam Does Everything
Wrong.
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Pam, You Didn't Do It.
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I Did It.
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Don't Patronize Me.
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I Got To Fill Out
These College Applications
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With No Help
From My Guidance Counselor.
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You Mean Mister...
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(Panting)
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Yeah, That Geek.
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Geek?
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Now, Why Is He A Geek
All Of A Sudden?
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I Don't Want
To Go Into This Right Now.
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I've Got Penn, Hillman,
And Bowling Green On My Back.
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University Of Pennsylvania?
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Okay.
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Are You Another One Who Says
I'm Not Qualified For Anything?
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No, No, No, I'm...
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Listen, When You're Focused
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You Can Do
Whatever You Want To Do.
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Yeah, I Can Go
Into Demolitions Right Now.
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Pam, You Didn't Do This.
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You Didn't Do It, Okay?
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Okay.
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All Right.
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Got To Get Back To
These College Applications.
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You People Tell Me,
"Go To College."
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Now I Want To Go To College
And You People Won't Let Me In.
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00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:10,603
I Wish You People
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00:12:10,603 --> 00:12:12,205
Would Make Up
Your Mind.
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Mind Your Own Business.
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Ooooh!
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00:12:23,738 --> 00:12:25,385
There's No "Ooh."
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See, You Come Down Here
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And Right Away, The First Thing
You Do Is "Ooh."
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You're As Bad As Mrs. Huxtable.
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This Is An Air Hole.
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Okay? It's An Air Hole.
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00:12:44,303 --> 00:12:46,039
Come Here. Come Here.
266
00:12:46,039 --> 00:12:48,207
Now, Put Your Hand
In There.
267
00:12:48,207 --> 00:12:50,043
Put Your Hand In There.
268
00:12:50,043 --> 00:12:51,738
What Do You Feel?
269
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:52,819
What Do You Feel?
270
00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:54,433
Nothing.
271
00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:56,435
That's Right. Air.
272
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:02,850
Put Your Hand Out.
273
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,019
What Do You Feel?
274
00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:06,720
Air.
275
00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:17,539
Shoot.
276
00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,039
(Knocking)
277
00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:21,039
Come In.
278
00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:22,766
Hi, I'm Practicing
For Show And Tell.
279
00:13:22,766 --> 00:13:24,042
Would You Like To Watch?
280
00:13:24,042 --> 00:13:26,371
Oh, Sorry,
I'm Busy Right Now.
281
00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:30,371
Oh, But This Is My First Show
And Tell In The Whole World.
282
00:13:30,371 --> 00:13:32,317
I Don't Want To Bomb.
283
00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:34,686
Okay, Okay,
But Just A Little Bit.
284
00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:36,187
Okay.
285
00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:38,056
Places, Everyone,
Places.
286
00:13:38,056 --> 00:13:39,724
Hello, Everyone.
287
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:42,160
This Is A Real Genuine Oyster
288
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,263
Which Denise And My Dad Sent
From Hong Kong.
289
00:13:45,263 --> 00:13:47,232
Say Hello, Mr. Oyster.
290
00:13:47,232 --> 00:13:48,900
(Nasal Voice:) Hello.
291
00:13:50,935 --> 00:13:54,172
Now, When Mr. Oyster Here
Eats A Grain Of Sand
292
00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:57,108
It Sits In His Tummy
And He Has Indigestion
293
00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:59,277
And Then He Makes A Pearl
294
00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:02,374
But If You Get A Lot Of Oysters
With Indigestion
295
00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:04,816
You Can Make A Whole Necklace.
296
00:14:04,816 --> 00:14:06,371
Isn't That Wonderful?
297
00:14:06,371 --> 00:14:08,369
Mm-Hmm.
298
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,088
(Sobbing)
299
00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:12,056
I'm Sorry. He Won't Die.
300
00:14:12,056 --> 00:14:14,692
It's Just A Tummy Ache.
301
00:14:14,692 --> 00:14:17,061
It's Not Mr. Oyster, Olivia.
302
00:14:17,061 --> 00:14:19,063
It's Ms. Pam.
303
00:14:19,063 --> 00:14:21,699
Do You Have A Tummy Ache Too?
304
00:14:21,699 --> 00:14:24,370
No, No, No,
You Don't Understand.
305
00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:27,772
See, I Was Just Minding
My Own Business
306
00:14:27,772 --> 00:14:30,369
For Three Years
Of High School.
307
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,368
Now, Come Senior Year,
My Best Friend Is Leaving Me.
308
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,370
Oh...
309
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,918
I'm Sorry.
310
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:42,287
Me Too. I Didn't Know.
311
00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:45,190
I Didn't Know Either.
312
00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,258
And Now I Can't Make It Up.
313
00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:49,376
All Those Times
I Could Have Studied.
314
00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:52,368
I Could Have Done Better
In Those Classes.
315
00:14:52,368 --> 00:14:55,266
Now She's Going Away
To Some Big University
316
00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:57,235
And Leaving Me All Alone.
317
00:14:57,235 --> 00:15:00,171
No, You Won't Be All Alone.
318
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:02,841
We'll Be Together.
319
00:15:02,841 --> 00:15:05,844
We'll Do Our Homework Together.
320
00:15:05,844 --> 00:15:09,147
We'll Go To College Together.
321
00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:17,121
Oh, Olivia, You So Sweet.
322
00:15:17,121 --> 00:15:18,690
You Are Too.
323
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:21,059
I Need To Be Alone
For A While, Okay?
324
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:23,228
Okay, Buddy.
325
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:26,130
Pam?
326
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,376
Yes?
327
00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:31,836
Now That We're Best Friends...
328
00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:34,172
I Was Thinking
329
00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:40,311
That We Could Move Rudy
In With The Twins
330
00:15:40,311 --> 00:15:45,368
And I Can Move In
With You, Buddy.
331
00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:52,374
Let's Think On It.
332
00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:55,026
Okay, Buddy.
333
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,696
(Whimpering)
334
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:05,803
If You Need Me, Buddy,
You Know Where I Am.
335
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,367
Thanks A Lot, Andre.
336
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,368
You Did A Wonderful Job
337
00:16:19,368 --> 00:16:23,288
And I'll Keep Those Children
Away From That Wall.
338
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,370
Uh-Oh.
339
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:32,367
Bad Day At The Office?
340
00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:36,368
You Had Show And Tell Today.
341
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:38,970
What Happened With The Oyster?
342
00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:42,273
I Was The Last One To Get Up
And Show My Talking Oyster
343
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:45,176
And Just When I Was About
To Make It Talk
344
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:47,011
There Was A Fire Drill.
345
00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:50,367
Then Everyone Started
To Marching Out.
346
00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:52,150
Then The Teacher Said
347
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:56,721
(Deep Voice:)"Olivia, Get Your Clam
And Let's Go."
348
00:16:56,721 --> 00:17:00,024
So You Didn't Get To Do It?
349
00:17:00,024 --> 00:17:02,374
Would You Do Your
Show And Tell For Us?
350
00:17:02,374 --> 00:17:04,996
I Don't Think She Wants
To Do That
351
00:17:04,996 --> 00:17:08,232
Because The Oyster's Very Tired
And Wants To Sleep.
352
00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:10,373
That's How They Make The Pearls.
353
00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:13,367
When They Turn Over,
It Starts To Agitate.
354
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,808
That's When The Pearls Come Up,
So It Should Sleep Now.
355
00:17:16,808 --> 00:17:18,109
Oh, No.
356
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:20,111
It Wants To Talk.
357
00:17:20,111 --> 00:17:22,373
Assemble Everybody
In The Living Room
358
00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:25,375
And You Can Do
Your Show And Tell For Us.
359
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,920
Okay,
But We Had Better Eat Late.
360
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,055
I Have Lots
To Cover.
361
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:37,845
Cliff, You Should Hurry Up
And Come Too.
362
00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:39,505
That Oyster's Going To Tell Us
Something About A Hole.
363
00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:53,164
When We Get In This Room,
You Keep Your Mouth Shut.
364
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:03,395
Are Those Your College
Applications In The Trash?
365
00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:05,013
Did I Miss Something?
366
00:18:05,013 --> 00:18:06,831
Oh, That's History.
367
00:18:06,831 --> 00:18:08,433
I'm Not Ready Yet.
368
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:09,968
You're Good Enough.
369
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:12,837
Let's Just Say Our Paths
May Cross Someday
370
00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:15,009
But Right Now,
I'm Leaving It
371
00:18:15,009 --> 00:18:18,008
Up To My Friend Charmaine
To Blaze The Trail.
372
00:18:18,008 --> 00:18:20,645
I Thought This
Would Be So Hard For You.
373
00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:23,009
No, Not A Problem,
Not A Problem.
374
00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:25,417
I May Not Get Into
All Those Schools.
375
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,016
Charmaine, You'll Get In.
376
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:30,822
Bowling Green I Feel Confident
About, And Maybe Hillman.
377
00:18:30,822 --> 00:18:34,010
It Would Be A Gift
To Have All Three Under My Belt
378
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:37,729
Step Back, Make A Luxurious
Decision And Hit The Campus.
379
00:18:37,729 --> 00:18:39,397
Ouch!
380
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,010
Oh, I'm Sorry
381
00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:43,935
But You've Got To Stop Jiggling.
382
00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:47,939
Yeah, Okay.
383
00:18:47,939 --> 00:18:51,008
Well, You Know, I Can't Decide
Whether To Study
384
00:18:51,008 --> 00:18:53,578
In The Wide Open Spaces
Of The Midwest
385
00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:56,013
Or To Keep On The Pulse
Of The City
386
00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,483
At The University
Of Pennsylvania.
387
00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:00,013
Ouch!
388
00:19:01,686 --> 00:19:04,689
Honey, Do You Have
Any Dullpins?
389
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:07,016
Doing The Best I Can.
390
00:19:07,016 --> 00:19:09,627
I Don't Mean To Keep
Going On About Myself.
391
00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:11,008
That's Okay.
392
00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:13,965
You're Not The Only One
With Pins... I Mean, Plans.
393
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,433
Out With It, Girl.
394
00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:17,802
What Do You Plan On Doing
Next Year?
395
00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:21,012
Well, I'm Really Leaning
Toward California.
396
00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:22,407
California?
397
00:19:22,407 --> 00:19:24,016
To Be With My Mother.
398
00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:26,411
All The Way Across
The Country?
399
00:19:26,411 --> 00:19:27,846
Yeah. Who Knows?
400
00:19:27,846 --> 00:19:30,482
I'll Probably Study Design
And Get A Job
401
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:33,618
In Some Costume Department
At A Hollywood Studio.
402
00:19:33,618 --> 00:19:36,011
You Can Introduce Me
To Celebrities.
403
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:39,008
Charmaine, They're Just
Like You And Me.
404
00:19:39,008 --> 00:19:42,861
Pam, If You Go To California,
When Will We See Each Other?
405
00:19:42,861 --> 00:19:45,017
When Were You Planning
On Seeing Me?
406
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,632
I Thought You'd Still Be
In New York
407
00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:50,835
And On Weekends I'd Invite You
Down To The Dorm.
408
00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:52,904
Ouch!
409
00:19:52,904 --> 00:19:54,506
You'll Lose That Job
410
00:19:54,506 --> 00:19:56,975
If You Treat Stars
Like You Treat Me.
411
00:19:56,975 --> 00:20:00,010
I'll Be Professional
And Succeed At What I Do Too.
412
00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,780
I Never Said You Wouldn't.
413
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,715
You Never Said I Had Anything
To Offer.
414
00:20:03,715 --> 00:20:04,816
I Guess I Didn't.
415
00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:07,008
Well, I Guess Next Year
416
00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:09,320
We'll Find Out
If I Do.
417
00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:12,590
Pam, I Never Thought
418
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,526
About You Not Succeeding.
419
00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:18,015
I Mean, You Were Always
So Much More Talented Than Me
420
00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:20,532
With Your Fashion
And Your Singing
421
00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:23,010
Your Creativity,
Your Sense Of Humor.
422
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:27,011
I Mean, It Was Just A Matter
Of Which Way You Wanted To Go
423
00:20:27,011 --> 00:20:31,008
And If It Wasn't For You,
I'd Be A Social Seaweed Today.
424
00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:33,878
Pitiful Flotsam Bobbing
On The East River.
425
00:20:33,878 --> 00:20:35,613
You're My Best Friend.
426
00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:38,011
I Know, And You're Mine.
427
00:20:38,011 --> 00:20:40,385
And I Love You. I Really Do.
428
00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:41,519
I Love You Too.
429
00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:43,655
And We'll Always Be Together.
430
00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:44,556
Yes, We Will.
431
00:20:44,556 --> 00:20:46,324
Even When We're Apart?
432
00:20:46,324 --> 00:20:47,792
Yes, You Know It.
433
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,662
Now, Charmaine,
Don't Make Me Cry Again.
434
00:20:50,662 --> 00:20:52,330
Well, I'm Entitled.
435
00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:54,008
You're My Homey.
436
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,013
(Knocking)
437
00:20:57,013 --> 00:20:59,013
Come In.
Come In.
438
00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:04,876
What's The Matter?
439
00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:07,479
We're Best Friends.
440
00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:09,814
I Understand.
441
00:21:09,814 --> 00:21:11,816
My Buddies!
442
00:21:11,816 --> 00:21:14,010
Yes.
443
00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:15,553
We're All Buddies.
444
00:21:15,553 --> 00:21:16,888
Yeah.
445
00:21:16,888 --> 00:21:18,389
That's Right.
446
00:21:18,389 --> 00:21:19,823
Friends To The End.
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