Original subtitles

Come On, Come On, Come On!

Clair! Come On...

Come On.

Clair, Come On.

The Huxtable Ski Bus Is Ready To Go, Dear.

Come On. Clair!

Okay.

All Right, Come On, Now.

Are You Going To Hurry Or What?

Hey, Dad.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

How You Doing?

How You Doing?

I Can't Believe

Mom Got You To Go Skiing.

Your Mother Loves This Stuff.

I'm Not For It.

I Don't Care For Skiing Myself

Because Somehow I Always Manage

To Be Five To Six Miles Away From A Saint Bernard

That's Looking For Me Saying, "I Can't Find Him."

Dad, Don't Worry.

You'll Love It.

Thank You Again For Letting Me Use The House.

Are You Kidding?

I Can't Believe Everyone Is Gone.

Did Dad Say He Would Clear It Out?

I Appreciate It.

Now, I Got To Get Started

Because This Dinner I'm Cooking For Cheryl--

It's Going To Be Nice.

All Right.

Say, Listen.

You Are Cooking?

Oh, Yeah.

When I Really Became Serious About Marrying Her

That's When I Started Cooking For Her.

That Was In The Olden Days.

All Right, Let's Go.

I Can't Wait To Hit Those Slopes.

I Listened To The Weather Report

And The Man Said That It Might Rain.

The Man Said 10% Chance Of Rain.

All Right.

What's The Matter, Cliff?

You Afraid Of Skiing?

I'm Not Afraid Of Skiing.

I Told You That A Long Time Ago.

The Thing I Don't Care For Is Trees.

They're Stupid.

They Don't Move, As Much As You Yell At Them.

You Say, "Watch Out, Tree

Here I Come."

Theo!

Yeah, Dad?

You See Me Having Trouble

With The Door.

(Doorbell)

Wow, Cheryl's Early.

All Right.

Let's Go, Theo.

Ellen.

Hi, Theo.

Are Those Roses For Me?

They're For Denny.

He Loves Roses.

What's In The Bag?

I'm Just Dropping Some Things Off

For His Surprise Party.

Hey, No Problem.

(Sneezing)

You Got A Cold?

It's My Sinuses.

How's Your Dinner?

Great. Cheryl Will Be Here In Half An Hour.

Let Me Get This.

Hey, Look What I Got.

Two Tickets To A Benefit Performance

Of The New Quincy Jones Movie.

"Reception Before The Movie."

Denny's A Lucky Guy.

Can I Get You Something To Drink?

A Glass Of Wine.

Coming Right Up.

Okay, Theo

I'm Depending On You.

The Movie Gets Out At 11:00

So You Guys Have To Be There By 11:30.

We'll Be There.

And Not A Word

Because I Think Denny Senses Something.

Listen, I'm Your Man.

I'm So Good, I Could Plan My Own Surprise Party

And Still Not Catch On.

Wow, Theo, Everything Looks So Good

But These Shrimp Are Raw.

They Stew In Their Own Hot Sauce.

Try One.

Very Good, But Very Spicy.

Well, That's In Case You Need A Little Spice In Your Life.

Theo, This Has To Be Real Special.

Denny Has Never Had His Own Birthday Party.

Tomorrow He Will Definitely Have His Own Party.

To Denny And His Birthday.

Uh-Oh.

Something Wrong?

I Took Antihistamines.

I'm Not Supposed To Have Alcohol.

I Really Better Get Going.

Will You Be All Right?

Yeah, I'm Fine.

I've Got To Get To My Parents'.

(Bell Ringing)

That's My Rice.

I'll See You Tomorrow.

Don't Ruin Your Dinner On My Account.

I'll Be Fine.

(Doorbell)

Wow. All Right.

Hey, Denny.

What's Up, Man?

What Are You Looking For?

Nothing.

Is This A Bad Time?

Cheryl Will Be Here Soon, But It's Cool.

So, What's Up?

Nothing.

Everything's Fine.

Why Are You Here?

Your Roommate Said You Were Here

So I Thought I'd Drop By

And See An Old Friend.

Theo, My Life Is Over.

What Are You Talking About?

It's Ellen, Man, She's Two-Timing Me.

Where Did You Get An Idea Like That?

She's Been Acting Real Strange.

She's Supposed To Be At Her Mother's

Only She's Not There.

Maybe She Didn't Get There Yet.

Her Father Said She Wasn't Expected.

That Doesn't Mean Anything.

It Is Another Guy.

I Think You're Misreading This Whole Thing.

Some Nice Flowers.

Yeah. You Like These?

I Got These For Cheryl.

Listen, Man, I Think

You've Got This Whole Thing Wrong.

I've Never Seen A Couple Happier

Than The Two Of You.

You Really Think So?

(Door Slams)

Why Don't You Sit Down For A Second?

I Got To Run Upstairs And Check On Something.

I'll Be Right Back.

Ellen?

Ellen, What Are You Doing In Here?

(Mumbling)

What?

I Don't Feel Well.

Denny Is Downstairs.

He Thinks You're Seeing Another Guy.

What?

He's Really Upset.

We Need To Go Straighten This Out Now.

Don't Ruin The Surprise.

We Went To So Much Trouble.

You Know How Denny Is.

He Always Gets Carried Away.

Hello, Denny.

I Thought You Went Skiing.

We Did.

We Drove Up There.

About Five Miles

Outside Of Town, It Started Raining.

The 10% Chance Of Rain Filled Into 100%.

I Said To Mrs. Huxtable, "Dear, It's Raining.

We Ought To Turn Back."

My Wife Said, "Oh, It's Just A Little Shower."

That's Right.

It Was Not Raining That Hard.

Stay Angry.

It Wasn't My Fault

It Was Raining.

She's Mad At Me Because It's Raining.

Denny, We Got Out There About 100 Miles Out.

Rain Is Coming Down This Size.

I Said To Mrs. Huxtable

"Dear, I Think It's Raining Awfully Hard."

She Said, "Well, It's Raining Down Here

But It Won't Be Raining Up There, Cliff."

So We Kept Going.

Next Thing I Know

Little Creatures Are Coming Out Of The Forest

With Little Rowboats.

Denny?

Where's Theo?

He's Upstairs.

I'm Sorry To Be Such A Bother.

You Stay Here And Rest.

I'll Calm Denny Down And Get Him To Leave.

Clair: Theo!

What Are They Doing Home?

Quick, Where's Your Dress?

In The Bathroom.

(Sneezing)

Ellen, This Thing Is Dripping Wet.

I Had To Wash It.

My Stomach Got Upset, And I...

I Get The Picture.

Theo, Where Are You?

I'm Upstairs, Mom!

I'm Going To Explain Everything To My Parents

Because They're Both Very Understanding People.

Denny: Where Do You Want These Bags?

Cliff: In The Bedroom.

Quick, In The Bathroom!

Hey.

What Happened To The Skiing Trip?

We Put 300 Miles On Those Skis.

Too Bad It Was On Top Of The Car.

We Got Rained Out.

Theo, Why Are You In This Room?

Why Am I In This Room?

Yes. Why Are You In This Room?

A Tie...

I Had To Come In And Get A Tie.

That's Right.

Do You Think This Is Cool?

The One You're Wearing Matches Better.

Matching Ties Are Out This Year.

I'm Sorry.

I Lost My Head.

We're Going Out To Dinner

So We'll Be Out Of Your Hair.

I'll Get The Rest Of The Luggage.

Then We'll Go For Chinese Food.

You Need Help?

Yes, Denny, Go And Help Dad.

I Don't Need Him

To Help Me Unload Anything.

Stay Here.

Mom, Mom, Mom...

Could You Come Taste My Chili Sauce?

I'm Not Sure It's Hot Enough.

All Right, Honey.

I Just Need A Few Minutes.

Gas!

Mom, I Was Downstairs Cooking

And I Could Have Sworn I Smelled Gas.

Gas?

I Didn't Smell Gas.

In The Basement.

But Then Again, It Was Probably Nothing.

We Are Not Taking Chances With Gas.

Show Me Where You Smelled This.

Sure.

Ellen, Stay Right There.

I'll Be Right Back.

Theo!

I'm Coming, Mom.

All Right, Let's Get Down Here.

This Hot Water Heater

Is The Only Thing That's Running On Gas.

I Don't Smell Anything.

Do You?

I Don't Smell Anything.

Guess It Was A False Alarm.

Want To Come Up

And Sample Some Of My Food?

It's Good. Come On.

Sure.

Aren't You Coming?

I Don't Want To Taste Experimental Love Cooking.

Ellen?

Ellen.

Oh, Good, You're Here.

Ellen, Wake Up.

Wake Up, Ellen.

Oh, I'm So Dizzy.

I Just Need To Sleep For A Few Minutes.

All Right. Where's Your Dress?

Your Parents' Bathroom.

I'll Go Dry It.

You Stay Here.

This Is Denise's Room.

You're Safe, Okay?

Ellen?

Clair: All I'm Saying Is

You Could Have At Least Tasted Theo's Food.

Cliff: I Don't Want His Food.

I Want Chinese Food.

What Are You Doing In Our Room?

What Am I Doing In Your Room?

You Don't Live Here.

You Live In The Village.

I Had To... Borrow This Jacket.

Thanks A Lot.

What Is Wrong With That Boy?

Nothing, As Long As He Doesn't Wear Your Clothes.

Hi!

Lead's In!

What Are You Doing Home?

Martin Had The Weekend Off, So We Came Home.

Hey, Denny, Where's Ellen?

I Don't Know.

It Was A Long Trip.

Guess We'll Turn In.

Yep.

(Squealing)

Ellen Used To Date A Navy Guy.

Forget About Ellen!

What?

I Mean Forget About The Navy.

Keep Stirring, Buddy.

Hey, Denise, Martin, Hold Up For A Second!

Hey, Denise, Martin

You Guys, Please.

Open The Door, Please.

It Has To Wait

We Haven't Seen Each Other In Three Weeks.

I Understand That...

Uh, You Guys...

Theo... Oh, Man.

I'm In Here For A Reason.

What Are You Doing?

I Want You Both...

I Wanted You To Know

That Both Of You Should Have A Good Night.

Good Night!

Ellen.

Hey, Ellen?

Ellen?

Denise: Martin!

(Sneeze)

Ellen?

Ellen, Where Are You?

Who Are You Calling Ellen?

Listen To Me.

Who Said Ellen?

I Heard Him Say Ellen.

I Said Melon.

I Was Supposed

To Get Some Melon For Dessert And I Forgot.

Your Soup Was Bubbling So I Turned It Off.

Great, Thanks.

Dad, Martin And Denise Are Home.

He Got

A Weekend Pass.

(Sneezing)

(Sneezing)

Denise, Are You All Right?

Denise: Yeah, Dad, I'm Fine.

(Doorbell)

That's Cheryl.

Theo, The Flowers.

Oh, Yeah,

How's My Tie?

Hey, It's Fine.

Theo, Sugar.

How Would A Strapping Young Man Like Yourself

Feel About Helping Your Grandpa Move A Table Saw?

He's Finally Building Me That Pantry.

Who Are The Roses For?

His Girlfriend.

What A Thoughtful Young Gentleman.

Came For The Saw, Huh?

He's Finally Building Me That Pantry.

I Thought You Were Going Skiing?

Drove Six And A Half Hours.

Major Disappointment.

Got Rained On.

You Can Help Me With The Saw.

Can I Help?

You Have To Go.

This Boy Can Carry The Whole Saw

By Himself.

Come On, Den.

Excuse Me, Grandma.

What Are You Doing?

Checking For Gas.

You Can't Be Too Careful About Gas.

Is That Your Laundry?

Something I Found In The Washer.

I Figured I'd Dry It.

Let's Take This Saw Up For Grandpa.

Ellen Has A Dress Like That, But Bigger.

Must Be Olivia's.

It Is Now.

Anna, Russell.

What Are You Two Doing Here?

All Right, Boys, Coffee Table At 10:00.

(Doorbell)

Please Let That Be Cheryl.

Don't Forget The Flowers.

Flowers?

Oh, Flowers.

Hey, Nice Flowers.

What Are You Two Doing Here?

Grandpa Asked Us To Bring The Van By.

You're Just In Time.

Weren't You Going Skiing?

Theo!

Listen, Ellen, I'm Really Sorry

But Here's Your Dress.

You Can't Machine Dry Wool!

What Am I Going To Do?

I Can't Get On The Subway

In A Bathrobe.

This Is Pam And Vanessa's Room.

Go In The Closet.

Pick Out Whatever You Want.

They'll Never Notice It.

Let's Get This Saw Loaded Up

Then We're All Going For Chinese Food.

Eat Them Up.

See You Guys Later.

Have A Good Dinner.

Bye, Theo.

Yes!

Denny, What Are You

Still Doing Here?

Thank You For Putting Up With Me.

That's What Friends Are For.

(Bell Ringing)

That's My Curry.

I've Got To Get This Dinner Ready.

These Movie Tickets Have Ellen's Name On The Envelope.

They Do, Don't They?

That's Right, Theo.

Denny, Look, Man, This Is Hard To Explain.

I Think It's Easy.

I've Wanted To See This Movie, But She Didn't Want To Go.

You're The Other Guy, Theo.

It's Always The Best Friend, Isn't It?

You Got This Whole Thing Wrong.

Listen To Me, All Right?

(Doorbell)

Give Me One Minute.

Hi, Denny.

How's Ellen?

Ask Theo.

What's He Talking About?

Give Me One Second.

I'll Be Right With You.

Denny, I Can't Tell You About These Tickets

But When You Find Out About Them

You'll Be Happy I Didn't Tell You.

(Doorbell)

Ellen!

You Didn't Tell Me Ellen Was Coming Over.

I Didn't Know She Was Coming Over.

Theo, You Ruined My Surprise.

Surprise?

I Asked You To Pick Up The Tickets

Not Show Them To Him.

Oh, Yeah.

Boy, I Really Messed Up, Didn't I?

But You Told Me You Didn't Want To Go.

I Said That Because I Wanted It To Be A Surprise.

Theo, It Looks Like I've Jumped To A Conclusion, Man.

That's All Right.

Jump Back, And We're Okay.

Ellen, I Am So Sorry.

I've Been Acting Just Like A Fool.

Let's Let Theo And Cheryl Enjoy Their Dinner.

So Long, Cheryl.

You Two Have A Good Time.

Have A Good One.

Theo, I Saw The Strangest Thing.

Ellen Was Racing From The Back Of Your House

To The Front Door.

If You Thought That Was Strange

You Should Have Been Here Earlier.

What Happened?

What Happened?

Well, I'll Tell You About It Over Dinner.

Okay.

Can I Get You A Drink?

A Glass Of Wine Would Be Nice.

Wine?

No, No Wine.

Uh, Apple Juice.

How's Apple Juice?

Okay, Apple Juice Then.

We'll Have Apple Juice, We'll Eat Dinner...

You're The Cook, So Whatever You Say.