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Hey, Who's Winning Over There?

I Don't Know, But I'm Just Getting Ready

To Send A Friend To The Boneyard Here.

Oh, Whacko.

You Better Hope I Don't Draw A Double Five.

Ah! Shoot!

Don't Waste Your Energy Or My Time

Because I Got The Stomper Right Here.

Why Do You Want To Do That?

Don't Eat All Of That Dessert.

Your Mother's Working Late

So Save Some, Please.

Big Game On Sunday, Huh, Fellas?

Yes, And Some Of These Fools Sitting At This Table

Think The Giants Will Stomp All Over The Eagles.

These Fools Believe The Giants Are Going To The Super Bowl.

When Do You Want Us To Come Over?

Come Over?

What Time?

I'm Sorry.

The Huxtable Stadium

Is Sold Out

Unless You All Want To Work The Refreshment Stand.

I'll Bring The Hoagies.

And I Will Bring The Orange Sodas.

It Seems As Though Two Seats Just Opened Up.

I Thought They Would.

But They're Somewhere Behind The Couch.

Behind The Couch?

We'll Bring Plenty Of Potato Chips.

I'll Bring Bean Dip.

You Bring Bean Dip

And You're Going To Sit Where People Sit

Who Eat Bean Dip.

I Tell You What.

Two Seats Just Opened Up On The Sofa Beside Me.

I Wish I Could Be Here With You.

Nobody's Talking To You

Mr. "I Have Tickets On The 40-Yard Line."

Hey, I Can't Help It.

My Girl's Dad Got Us Comps.

I'm Not Going To Turn Them Down

But I'll Be With You... In Spirit.

Sondra: Elvin, I'm Here.

The Call To Glory.

I Shall Return.

Sondra: Nancy, Don't Worry.

Everything Will Work Out Great.

I Hope So.

We'll See You On Sunday.

Okay. You Guys Are So Sweet.

Hi, Elvin.

Bye.

Say Hello To Walter For Me.

What Are We Doing Sunday?

Nancy And Walter Found An Affordable Apartment In Soho

And We're Helping Them Move.

Sondra, Why Did You Make A Commitment Like That

Without Checking With Me First?

I'm Sorry, Sweetheart.

Could You Help Nancy And Walter Move On Sunday?

I Know You're Watching A Football Game.

It's Not Any Football Game.

This Is The Clash Of The Titans.

Didn't They Clash Last Week?

Those Were Different Titans.

Why Do They Have To Move On A Sunday?

Walter's A Man.

He Should Know Better.

They'll Have To Pay An Extra Month's Rent.

Don't They Have Other Friends?

Yes, And They Will Be There.

It Won't Take More Than Two Hours.

We Have To Leave By 12:00.

Remember, They Were Kind Enough To Help Us Move.

Yes, But We Were Considerate Enough

Not To Move During Football Season.

(Knocking)

Come In. It's Open.

Honey, They're Not Even Packed.

Thank Goodness You Guys Showed Up.

Hi, Guys.

It Is So Good To Know Who Your Real Friends Are.

What Happened To Scott And Renee?

They Were Up All Night With The Baby.

My Brother Joe Was Called Into Work

At The Last Minute.

So, Walter, Who Does That Leave?

Us.

As In The Four Of Us?

That's It.

We'll Be With You In Just A Minute.

Honey, This Is A Play-Off Game.

I Can't Miss It.

Everyone Else Bailed Out.

Why Don't We?

Elvin, We Are Already Here.

Why Don't I Tell Them You Have Walking Pneumonia?

Act Like Your Lungs Are Full Of Fluid.

Okay, I'll Do It.

We Are Not Going To Desert Our Friends

For Some Football Game.

Guys, I Made Coffee.

Is Decaf Okay?

Great.

I Come Here To Do Real Work

They Give Me Fake Coffee.

Shall We Get Started?

Walter, Am I Mistaken

Or Do We Still Have A Bit Of Packing To Do?

It's Not Much.

We Should Be Finished By Dinnertime.

Dinnertime.

Let Me See Here.

I Think We Need A Little More Tape

A Few More Boxes And A Little More Help.

I'll Be Right Back.

Elvin, Wait!

Elvin, Where Are You Going?

I Am Getting Reinforcements.

I'm Getting Your Dad, Theo And Martin.

I Expect You Guys Here In 20 Minutes.

Just Try To Talk Them Out Of Taking Half That Stuff.

Hey, Dr. Huxtable!

All Right!

Supplies For The Game.

Listen, A Buddy Of Mine

Drove All The Way Up From Atlantic City

Just To Bring These Hoagies From The White House.

My Boy.

Oh, No, No, No.

Not Until The Game.

Not Till The Game.

I'm On My Way.

Dad, Thank You For Letting Me Borrow Your Stadium Blanket.

Hey, Hoagies!

You Can't Touch Those.

For The People In This Stadium.

At Your Stadium, You Go

To The Concession Stand, Get The Foot-Long Hot Dogs

And When You Get To Your Seat, They'll Be Frozen.

(Doorbell Rings)

That's Cool.

My Brothers, How Are You?

That Was A Fast Move, Elvin.

Well, It Could Be.

Everybody Who Was Supposed To Be In On This Move Dropped Out.

Normally I'd Be Worried, But I'm Not

Because I Know I Have My Brothers.

This Brother Sympathizes With You

But I Got Some Seats...

Hey, Elvin, You Need Me, I'm There.

Come On, Theo.

All Right, But I'm Warning You, Elvin.

11:30, I Vaporize.

Come On, Brothers.

Dad, You Want To Help?

Okay.

Do I Want To Help Him Move His Friends?

No, Indeed.

I Have Friends Of My Own.

They're All Moved In.

Ah! Not Until The Game.

Not Till The Game.

He Didn't Say What Game.

I'm Back.

Hi, Elvin. Hey.

Tape, Boxes And My Brothers.

Guys, Come On.

Nancy: Theo, Martin, How Are You?

Hey, Fellas.

I Just Passed A Mountain Goat.

Hey, Walt.

With Your Help, We Should Be Out Of Here By...

Noon. These Guys Are Fast.

What Should We Do?

Pack Those Boxes With Stuff.

Those Have To Be Wrapped In Newspaper.

Oh, Sorry.

Theo, You Know Better Than That.

They Have To Be Wrapped Individually.

Now Give Me Those.

Guys, Let's Take This Table Down To The Truck.

Martin, Let's Go!

Guys, Come On.

Sorry, Nancy.

Nothing's Broke.

Let's Get This Down On The Truck.

Watch The Door. Watch The Door.

I See It.

Ohh, I Thought I Saw It.

Oh, Theo, Wait.

You Want Me To Put These Towels In Newspaper Too?

No. The Towels Go In The Box Marked "L.C."

For Linen Closet.

And The Clothes Go In The Box Marked "B.R."

For Bedroom.

Okay, I'll Do Whatever You Say Until 11:30.

Martin, You Can't Put The Toiletries In

With The Kitchen Utensils.

They're Going To The Same Place.

What Are You Doing?

I'm Packing.

No, No, You Just Can't Dump Those In There.

They Have To Be Sorted And Wrapped Properly.

See How Walter's Doing It.

Walter.

Could I See You For A Minute?

Guys, Meeting.

Walter, We Want To See That Football Game Today.

If We Individually Wrap Every Item

We'll Be Here Till Christmas.

I See Your Point.

Let Me See What I Can Do, Okay?

All: Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.

Honey, Do You Think We Can Separate This Stuff Later

When We Get There?

If We Do It Now, It Will Be Easier

At The Other End.

I See Your Point.

You Heard Her.

Don't You Want To See The Game?

Yeah.

Why Did You Move Today?

I Wanted To Move Saturday, But We Visited Her Mother.

How Come Her Mother Isn't Helping?

'Cause She's Probably At Home Watching The Game.

Okay, Guys, I Made My Decision.

We're Going To Get Out Of Here

And We're Going To Get Out Of Here On Time.

Let's Pack.

All: Break!

Theo: Move, Move, Move.

Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

Hi, Sweetie.

Dr. Huxtable Made Me Chief Of Refreshments.

What Does That Mean?

That Means Whatever He Wants To Drink Or Eat

He Has To Get It From Me.

Are You Enjoying The Game?

Yes.

Did You Play Football?

No, I Was A Majorette.

What's A Majorette?

A Majorette Is A Pretty Girl

In A Lovely Skirt Who Marches In Front Of The Band

Twirling Her Baton.

What's A Baton?

A Pretty Stick.

I've Seen Those.

Let Me Show You What I Did.

Start At The End Of The Field.

And The Whistle Would Blow.

(Imitating Drum Major Whistle)

And We'd March On.

Knees Up.

Smiling.

Come On, Olivia.

Knees Up.

And Throw That Baton.

And Throw That Baton!

And...Stop!

Now You Do Your Fanfare.

And The Routine Begins.

Leg Grabs.

Toss And Catch Behind Your Back.

Toss And Turn Around.

Under One Leg.

Two-Hand Spin And Catch.

And Finish!

Look At All Those People, Mrs. Huxtable.

They Love You.

They Do.

Take It Away, Olivia.

Toss It Under One Leg And Catch It.

Now Catch It Behind Your Back.

There You Go.

There You Go.

Olivia, You Make A Terrific Majorette.

No, I Already Have A Football Job.

Oh, Yeah, What's That?

Doctor Crusher-- Middle Linebacker.

(Growling)

(Growling Louder)

(Growling)

Here We Go, Let's Get The Sofa.

Wait, Martin.

Five Minutes Till The Game.

By The Time We Finish Moving, We'll Blow The Entire Game.

Where's Sondra?

They Went For Boxes.

We Should Have Sent Them For Food.

I Haven't Eaten.

I'll Be Back.

Going For Food?

Who Cares About Food?

I'm Going To The Truck To Get The Television Set.

The Picture's Full Of Snow.

Something's Wrong With Your Cable.

Oh, I Forgot, The Service Was Stopped.

Walter!

All Right, Let's Not Panic.

Have You Got Rabbit Ears?

A Coat Hanger?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Martin: No, No, A Little To The Left.

Lift That Foot Again.

We're Getting It, Hold It.

Look At The Size Of That Crowd.

Will You Look At This Guy With Four Hot Dogs.

It's Probably Theo.

It Is Theo.

Theo!

Theo, My Man!

Oh, There We Go, There We Go.

Interception.

Walter, Hold Your Leg Up.

There's A Replay.

You Okay, Walt?

Oh, Great, Guys.

Uh-Oh, Wife Alert.

Let's Wrap Something.

You Want Me To Help?

Don't Move.

Elvin, What Are You Doing?

What Do You Mean, What Am I Doing?

I'm Packing.

You're Wrapping Paper Plates?

Yeah, They're Kind Of Delicate, See.

And What Are You Doing?

I'm The Antenna.

Look, Would You Guys Move The Sofa?

We're Going To Move It, Honey

Just As Soon As We Finish Packing.

Walter?

The Power Must Be Out.

They Were Two Days Late Turning It On

And Two Hours Early Turning It Off.

Would You Guys Move The Sofa, Please?

No Hurry Now.

Hold It, Hold It.

Refreshment Stand.

Yeah.

Reserved Seats.

Hoagies. Hoagies.

Let's Hit It.

Go.

Hey, What's The Score?

Tied 17-All.

How Did The Moving Go?

We Got Everything Out Of The Old Apartment.

We Got The Truck

Parked Outside.

What Did You Do With The Women?

We Got Separated On The Way To The New Apartment.

And It Wasn't Easy.

Yeah, That Sondra Is A Very Aggressive Driver.

Who Are You?

Walter.

So You Ditched The Women?

We Said We'd Meet Them But Not When.

We'll Say We Had To Get Gas, Which We Will.

And Got Stuck In Traffic.

Which We'll Find.

That Should Take Care Of The Second Half.

These Guys Are Pretty Slick, Aren't They?

I Think You Better Tell Your Friend

That Unless He's Ready To Cash In His Insurance Policy

Leave My Food Alone.

That's Walter, Dad.

He's Nice.

It's A Reverse.

There He Goes...

First Down.

Uh, Hey, Martin, You See, I Told You

The Moment We Got Separated

They'd Know To Look For Us Here.

Peach Blossom

I Had Nothing To Do With This.

She Told Me You Would Be Here

But I Said, "No, My Husband's Driving.

He Knows His Duty."

And I Told Her

More Than Two Men In A Car Is A Car Full Of Children.

I Married

The Ringleader.

Since We're Here, Let's Watch The Game.

If We Keep The Truck Any Longer, We'll Have To Pay A Penalty.

All Right, Muffin.

You Guys Go Ahead In The Truck

And We'll Follow Behind In The Car.

Nice Try, Elvin, But I'm Driving The Truck.

And I Am Driving The Children.

Guys, Come On, Let's Go.

I'm Sorry.

Let's Just Do It.

I'll Make A Tape Of This For You Guys, Okay?

Walter.

What?

My Name Is Walter.

Who Cares?

Whoa.

What's The Score?

It's Tied 17-All.

Eagles Ball, Third And Seven.

They're Going To Pass.

No, They're Going To Run.

It's Third And Seven, Honey.

They're Going To Pass.

No, He's Going To Run.

Sportscaster: It's A Draw Play--

Ran It Right Up The Middle.

Told You.

Dad, You Got It?

It's All Set.

They Didn't Want To Hear The Score

So We Couldn't Listen To The Radio.

They Did Work Hard.

They Do Deserve A Snack.

Any Hoagies Left?

Plenty.

How About It?

Both: Thanks.

Say, Listen.

I've Got To Tell You About The Third Quarter.

No, No, No!

Shh!

Yo, Was That A Game Or What?

Did You See..?

All: Shh! No!

Don't Say Anything To Them.

This Guy Unger Is Incredible.

What Is He?

He's 6'2", 220.

Hey, I Saw This Game.

The Eagles Won 31 To 30.

Oh.

Daddy And The Guys Tried All Day Not To Hear The Score.

Sorry.

Well, That Was Fun.

That's All Right.

Daddy Loves You Anyway.

Let's Go Get Something To Eat, Guys.

Aren't You Guys

Watching The Game?

Nah, Game's Not Important.

You Know What's Important, Honey?

You're Important.

You Too.

So Is Denise.

Having Dinner With Family And Friends.

That's What's Important.

What About The Tape?

Olivia Kind Of Ruined It For Us.

She Told Us That The Eagles Won 31 To 30.

31 To 30?

(Mumbling)

What?

What?

I Told Her To Tell You A Phony Score.

That's Not Even Funny.

Oh, Come On.

His Name Is Walter, And He Belongs To Me.

You Poor Woman.