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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,614 --> 00:01:10,851 Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice For My Lady. 2 00:01:10,851 --> 00:01:12,152 Thank You. 3 00:01:12,152 --> 00:01:16,122 To Celebrate The Most Important Day Of The Year. 4 00:01:16,122 --> 00:01:19,192 Both: The First Day Of School. 5 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:25,932 We Have Survived Yet Another Summer. 6 00:01:25,932 --> 00:01:27,667 Yes. 7 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:32,192 No More Friends Of Our Children Running Through Our House 8 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:37,544 Going Into Our Refrigerator Like Locusts 9 00:01:37,544 --> 00:01:40,192 Leaving Nothing For You Or For Me 10 00:01:40,192 --> 00:01:44,751 Except A Box Of Arm And Hammer. 11 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,490 No More Little Children Hiding In Fireplaces 12 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:53,026 Breaking Things And Then Saying 13 00:01:53,026 --> 00:01:57,193 "I'm Sorry, I Have No Money." 14 00:01:59,099 --> 00:02:01,192 No More, I Tell You. 15 00:02:01,192 --> 00:02:04,671 Pretty Soon, This Will All Be Behind Us 16 00:02:04,671 --> 00:02:06,506 Because They're Getting Out! 17 00:02:06,506 --> 00:02:10,193 Yes, And You And I Will Be Here 18 00:02:10,193 --> 00:02:15,192 To Smell Our Own House. 19 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:20,193 You Asked Me To Help... 20 00:02:20,193 --> 00:02:21,655 Yes! 21 00:02:21,655 --> 00:02:23,192 Here They Come! 22 00:02:23,192 --> 00:02:24,758 Look At That! 23 00:02:24,758 --> 00:02:26,660 And Once Again, Our Children 24 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:30,997 Are Forced To Leave The House, Whether They Want To Or Not. 25 00:02:30,997 --> 00:02:32,032 Everybody Goes! 26 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:35,835 And Look At This One Here-- 27 00:02:35,835 --> 00:02:38,538 So Enthused, So Excited-- 28 00:02:38,538 --> 00:02:41,708 Who Went To Summer School To Graduate Early 29 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:44,193 So She Could Go To Lincoln University. 30 00:02:44,193 --> 00:02:46,680 Get The Rest Of The Stuff. 31 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,192 Hurry. Everybody Goes. 32 00:02:48,192 --> 00:02:51,117 Ah, Look At The Pace Of This One. 33 00:02:51,117 --> 00:02:52,586 A Slower One 34 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:54,854 But Still Has To Go. 35 00:02:54,854 --> 00:02:57,691 Ha-Ha! 36 00:02:57,691 --> 00:02:59,693 Are Your Summer Clothes Packed Away? 37 00:02:59,693 --> 00:03:02,562 Mom, I Have Enough On My Mind. 38 00:03:02,562 --> 00:03:03,630 I'm Starting Sixth Grade. 39 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:06,190 What Is Wrong With Her? 40 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:07,500 There's Nothing Wrong. 41 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,189 They've Got A Union. 42 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,071 "If We Look Like This 43 00:03:11,071 --> 00:03:12,195 "Opening Day Of School 44 00:03:12,195 --> 00:03:16,042 Maybe The Parents Will Go Cancel The School Out 45 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:17,877 And We Won't Have To Go." 46 00:03:17,877 --> 00:03:20,013 We Know We're Tired Of Them. 47 00:03:21,187 --> 00:03:22,515 Well, I'm Ready. 48 00:03:22,515 --> 00:03:24,017 Yes! 49 00:03:24,017 --> 00:03:26,194 Our Daughter, Off To Lincoln University. 50 00:03:26,194 --> 00:03:30,824 ♪ Get It Off, Get It Off, There You Go, Vanessa ♪ 51 00:03:30,824 --> 00:03:32,826 ♪ There You Go, Pow, Pow ♪ 52 00:03:32,826 --> 00:03:34,190 ♪ There You Go, Vanessa. ♪ 53 00:03:34,190 --> 00:03:38,732 Mom, I Just Said Good-Bye To Rudy And Denise And Olivia. 54 00:03:38,732 --> 00:03:40,634 Isn't This Sad, Me Going Away? 55 00:03:40,634 --> 00:03:43,036 Yeah! 56 00:03:44,187 --> 00:03:46,906 Dad, All The Way To Pennsylvania. 57 00:03:46,906 --> 00:03:49,193 She's Afraid She'll Be Lonely, Cliff. 58 00:03:49,193 --> 00:03:52,195 We Gave You A List Of Relatives This Long. 59 00:03:52,195 --> 00:03:54,781 Call People And Say, "I'm Lonely. 60 00:03:54,781 --> 00:03:56,194 Please Cook Me Something." 61 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,884 Your Cousin Thornhill 62 00:03:57,884 --> 00:03:59,686 Loves To Cook. 63 00:03:59,686 --> 00:04:01,921 We Sent Him A Wok For Christmas. 64 00:04:01,921 --> 00:04:03,194 You Love Chinese Food. 65 00:04:03,194 --> 00:04:05,592 He's Got A Wok, He Loves To Cook. 66 00:04:05,592 --> 00:04:06,926 Call Him Up. 67 00:04:06,926 --> 00:04:09,194 Say, "Cousin Thornhill, Get Out The Wok!" 68 00:04:09,194 --> 00:04:11,898 (Car Horn Honking) 69 00:04:11,898 --> 00:04:13,500 That's Beth. 70 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,196 Yes! 71 00:04:15,196 --> 00:04:17,937 We're Coming With The Bags. 72 00:04:17,937 --> 00:04:21,141 I Didn't Get To Say Good-Bye To Theo. 73 00:04:21,141 --> 00:04:22,189 I'm Sorry, Honey. 74 00:04:22,189 --> 00:04:25,679 Theo Was Supposed To Get Back From Europe Today. 75 00:04:25,679 --> 00:04:27,714 He'll Call You As Soon As He Can. 76 00:04:27,714 --> 00:04:32,192 Listen, I Know You're A Little Nervous About Leaving Home 77 00:04:32,192 --> 00:04:35,121 But You'll Do Just Fine At Lincoln. 78 00:04:35,121 --> 00:04:36,623 You Think So? 79 00:04:36,623 --> 00:04:39,191 Honey, I Know It. 80 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,187 I'm Going To Miss You. 81 00:04:41,187 --> 00:04:42,996 I'll Miss You Too. 82 00:04:42,996 --> 00:04:44,497 Hey, College Girl. 83 00:04:44,497 --> 00:04:46,192 I Can't Believe It. 84 00:04:46,192 --> 00:04:47,600 Have A Good Time. 85 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,802 Thank You. 86 00:04:48,802 --> 00:04:51,938 The Car Is Running Out Of Gas. 87 00:04:51,938 --> 00:04:55,008 All Right, I'm Going, I'm Going. 88 00:04:55,008 --> 00:04:57,777 Do You Need Money? 89 00:04:57,777 --> 00:04:59,879 Take This Just In Case. 90 00:04:59,879 --> 00:05:01,189 All Right. 91 00:05:01,189 --> 00:05:02,515 Bye. 92 00:05:02,515 --> 00:05:04,918 Bye, Vanessa. 93 00:05:06,192 --> 00:05:07,987 All Right. 94 00:05:07,987 --> 00:05:09,191 Hey, You! 95 00:05:09,191 --> 00:05:10,957 Number Two. 96 00:05:10,957 --> 00:05:12,189 Next College Person. 97 00:05:12,189 --> 00:05:13,194 Medgar Evers. 98 00:05:13,194 --> 00:05:14,190 Out The Door. 99 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:16,696 Yes, I'm Looking Forward To It. 100 00:05:16,696 --> 00:05:19,193 No, You're Not Looking Forward Anymore. 101 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,067 We're Walking Forward. 102 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:23,803 Dad, I've Been Doing Some Thinking. 103 00:05:23,803 --> 00:05:26,673 Oh, Please Don't Think, Dear. 104 00:05:26,673 --> 00:05:28,575 I Won't Get To School Today. 105 00:05:28,575 --> 00:05:29,943 Why Not? 106 00:05:29,943 --> 00:05:31,077 It's Olivia. 107 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:32,187 Olivia. 108 00:05:32,187 --> 00:05:34,948 Today Is Her First Day Of Preschool. 109 00:05:34,948 --> 00:05:36,516 Remember My First Day? 110 00:05:36,516 --> 00:05:39,189 You Guys Were With Me The Whole Day. 111 00:05:39,189 --> 00:05:41,020 I've Given This Some Thought. 112 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:43,056 I Know That If I Drop Her Off 113 00:05:43,056 --> 00:05:45,759 She'll Cry From The Moment I Leave 114 00:05:45,759 --> 00:05:48,128 Until I Come Back And Get Her. 115 00:05:48,128 --> 00:05:50,189 This Could Scar Her For Life. 116 00:05:50,189 --> 00:05:53,767 Denise, Just Point Me In The Direction Of That School 117 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:56,193 And I Am Out Of Here. 118 00:05:56,193 --> 00:05:58,189 Let's Go. 119 00:06:01,808 --> 00:06:04,144 Excuse Me, Miss I'm-Out-Of-Here. 120 00:06:04,144 --> 00:06:07,193 Do You Think You Have Time For Some Breakfast? 121 00:06:07,193 --> 00:06:09,195 Can I Have Breakfast At School? 122 00:06:09,195 --> 00:06:12,152 No, You'll Eat In The Kitchen. 123 00:06:12,152 --> 00:06:15,588 Okay, But Let's Get A Move On. 124 00:06:18,525 --> 00:06:20,189 Okay, She Doesn't Need Me. 125 00:06:20,189 --> 00:06:23,192 She Could Probably Get A Job And An Apartment. 126 00:06:23,192 --> 00:06:26,099 Next Time Tell Her To Take You With Her. 127 00:06:26,099 --> 00:06:28,535 Ha Ha Ha. 128 00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:31,188 All Right! 129 00:06:31,188 --> 00:06:33,706 Let's Move It, Mopey. 130 00:06:33,706 --> 00:06:38,578 Can You Please Give Me A Chance To Get My Stuff Together? 131 00:06:38,578 --> 00:06:39,679 I'm Sorry. 132 00:06:39,679 --> 00:06:40,914 I Lost My Head. 133 00:06:40,914 --> 00:06:43,195 She's Acting Awfully Funny This Morning. 134 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:45,585 She's Starting The Sixth Grade. 135 00:06:45,585 --> 00:06:47,887 She's Just Nervous. 136 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:53,960 All Ready For Preschool, Huh? 137 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,061 Yeah! 138 00:06:55,061 --> 00:06:57,797 Why Are You So Excited About Preschool? 139 00:06:57,797 --> 00:07:02,602 Well, You Read And You Write And You Get Smart. 140 00:07:02,602 --> 00:07:05,188 But You Also Have Some Fun. 141 00:07:05,188 --> 00:07:07,188 You Play Games, Huh? 142 00:07:07,188 --> 00:07:09,192 Sometimes. 143 00:07:09,192 --> 00:07:12,187 But Not Little Kids' Games Anymore. 144 00:07:12,187 --> 00:07:15,048 Big People's Games. 145 00:07:15,048 --> 00:07:16,191 Like What? 146 00:07:17,684 --> 00:07:19,652 Poker! 147 00:07:19,652 --> 00:07:22,622 You Play Poker In Preschool? 148 00:07:22,622 --> 00:07:26,125 Yeah, That's Right. 149 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:30,063 And You Must Think That This Is A Lot Of Fun. 150 00:07:30,063 --> 00:07:32,193 It Is, Except For One Thing. 151 00:07:32,193 --> 00:07:33,187 What's That? 152 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,067 Naps. 153 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:36,069 What's Wrong With Naps? 154 00:07:36,069 --> 00:07:38,188 Naps Are For Old People. 155 00:07:38,188 --> 00:07:40,807 I'm Young And I'm Up. 156 00:07:42,775 --> 00:07:44,544 But You Have To Understand. 157 00:07:44,544 --> 00:07:47,189 Naps Are Good And Healthy For You. 158 00:07:47,189 --> 00:07:48,882 Not If You're Not Sleepy. 159 00:07:48,882 --> 00:07:50,196 You See, Dr. Huxtable 160 00:07:50,196 --> 00:07:53,786 They Say Close Your Eyes And Go To Sleep. 161 00:07:53,786 --> 00:07:54,194 Right. 162 00:07:54,194 --> 00:07:56,055 I Close My Eyes 163 00:07:56,055 --> 00:07:59,726 And I Lay There And Nothing Happens. 164 00:07:59,726 --> 00:08:03,062 And When I Finally Do Fall Asleep 165 00:08:03,062 --> 00:08:05,194 They Wake Me Up Again. 166 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:06,666 I See. 167 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:09,193 Dad, Rudy Says She's Not Going To School. 168 00:08:09,193 --> 00:08:11,188 Something About Her Glands. 169 00:08:11,188 --> 00:08:13,806 She Doesn't Need Glands To Go To School. 170 00:08:13,806 --> 00:08:15,041 She Needs Books. 171 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,195 Hurry Up And Finish Your Cereal. 172 00:08:19,196 --> 00:08:21,547 Okay, Here We Go. 173 00:08:21,547 --> 00:08:23,149 I Don't Feel Good. 174 00:08:23,149 --> 00:08:26,194 I Don't Think I Can Go To School Today. 175 00:08:26,194 --> 00:08:27,754 What's The Matter? 176 00:08:27,754 --> 00:08:29,022 My Glands. 177 00:08:29,022 --> 00:08:31,524 Your Glands Don't Feel Swollen, Honey. 178 00:08:31,524 --> 00:08:33,188 That's The Problem. 179 00:08:33,188 --> 00:08:34,727 I Think They Shrunk. 180 00:08:34,727 --> 00:08:37,130 Just Say "Ah." 181 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:38,564 Everything Looks Okay. 182 00:08:38,564 --> 00:08:40,187 I Knew It. 183 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,136 They Shrunk So Much, Now They're Gone. 184 00:08:43,136 --> 00:08:45,838 You Know What's Good For Shrunken, Gone Glands? 185 00:08:45,838 --> 00:08:47,196 Get Up And Go To School. 186 00:08:47,196 --> 00:08:50,944 Dad, There's Nothing Wrong With My Glands. 187 00:08:50,944 --> 00:08:53,195 I Have An Even Bigger Problem. 188 00:08:53,195 --> 00:08:54,847 Let's Talk About It. 189 00:08:54,847 --> 00:08:56,195 This Is Woman Stuff. 190 00:08:56,195 --> 00:08:57,951 I Need Mom For This. 191 00:08:57,951 --> 00:08:59,953 I'm A Gynecologist. 192 00:08:59,953 --> 00:09:02,922 You Want To Talk To A Lawyer. 193 00:09:08,187 --> 00:09:11,731 Look, Sometimes If There's Something Difficult 194 00:09:11,731 --> 00:09:14,195 That A Person Can't Really Get Out 195 00:09:14,195 --> 00:09:17,804 If They Whisper It, They Feel A Little Better. 196 00:09:17,804 --> 00:09:21,741 We'll Keep It Between Us, And Nobody Else Will Know. 197 00:09:21,741 --> 00:09:22,842 All Right. 198 00:09:22,842 --> 00:09:24,192 Yeah. 199 00:09:24,192 --> 00:09:26,192 Now Tell Me What It Is. 200 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:29,190 Don't Worry About That. 201 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:31,884 Some Girls Develop Them Later Than Others. 202 00:09:31,884 --> 00:09:35,196 But What If I Don't Develop Them At All? 203 00:09:35,196 --> 00:09:36,856 But You Will. 204 00:09:36,856 --> 00:09:37,623 When? 205 00:09:37,623 --> 00:09:39,194 When? 206 00:09:39,194 --> 00:09:41,193 Well, I Don't Know. 207 00:09:41,193 --> 00:09:45,196 But Dad, I Waited All Summer For Them. 208 00:09:45,196 --> 00:09:49,035 You See, Some People Don't Get Summer Ones. 209 00:09:49,035 --> 00:09:51,771 They Get The Ones... 210 00:09:51,771 --> 00:09:56,193 And I Have Heard That The Fall Ones Are Much Better. 211 00:09:58,193 --> 00:10:00,079 But Dad, Look At Me. 212 00:10:00,079 --> 00:10:03,116 I'm A Sixth Grader In A Fifth Grader's Body. 213 00:10:03,116 --> 00:10:06,191 There's Something Perhaps The Two Of Us Can Share. 214 00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:08,688 There Was A Boy In Our Class. 215 00:10:08,688 --> 00:10:10,690 Sixth Grade, Had A Moustache. 216 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:13,192 And Man, I Just Admired That So Much. 217 00:10:13,192 --> 00:10:14,827 I Wanted A Moustache 218 00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:18,798 And My Little Bald Upper Lip Was Just Shining Out There. 219 00:10:18,798 --> 00:10:20,196 And He Had A Comb. 220 00:10:20,196 --> 00:10:22,135 He Would Comb It. 221 00:10:22,135 --> 00:10:25,705 Sometimes He Would Trim It Till It Was Real Thin. 222 00:10:25,705 --> 00:10:28,741 Sometimes He'd Let It Go, And He'd Drink Milk 223 00:10:28,741 --> 00:10:31,110 And It Was Still Around His Mouth. 224 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:32,196 My Milk Fell In My Mouth. 225 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,614 But Then I Developed Something 226 00:10:34,614 --> 00:10:37,683 That This Guy With The Moustache Didn't Have 227 00:10:37,683 --> 00:10:39,196 And The Others Didn't Have. 228 00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:40,194 What? 229 00:10:40,194 --> 00:10:42,822 One Day, I Did An Imitation 230 00:10:42,822 --> 00:10:46,187 Of Our Vice-Principal, Mrs. Mars 231 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,795 And All The Girls Loved It. 232 00:10:48,795 --> 00:10:52,865 And It Was Something That That Guy Couldn't Do. 233 00:10:52,865 --> 00:10:56,035 Mrs. Mars, She Talked Like This: 234 00:10:56,035 --> 00:10:57,703 (Deep Voice:) Huxtable. 235 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:06,679 Huxtable, I Want You To Put On Your Thinking Cap. 236 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:08,188 Dad, You're Funny. 237 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:10,650 Yeah, Well, Thank You. 238 00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:13,853 So The Two Of Us Have Something In Common. 239 00:11:13,853 --> 00:11:18,191 But Dad, I Don't Want A Moustache. 240 00:11:18,191 --> 00:11:20,860 Somehow You Missed The Point. 241 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:23,863 My Point Is It Doesn't Make Any Difference. 242 00:11:23,863 --> 00:11:26,732 You See, What It Is Is Your Personality. 243 00:11:26,732 --> 00:11:29,802 I Tell You, And Not Because I'm Your Father 244 00:11:29,802 --> 00:11:33,639 But When You Smile, You Can Light Up A Room. 245 00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:36,192 You Have A Great Brain, Great Smile. 246 00:11:36,192 --> 00:11:38,644 Look, The Smile Makes Me Smile. 247 00:11:38,644 --> 00:11:41,514 I Was Depressed Until You Smiled. 248 00:11:41,514 --> 00:11:45,188 If You Go Outside And Smile, And The Bus Goes By 249 00:11:45,188 --> 00:11:47,954 I Bet You The Bus Will Smile. 250 00:11:50,022 --> 00:11:51,193 Look At You. 251 00:11:51,193 --> 00:11:52,758 (Deep Voice:) Let's Go. 252 00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:53,626 Yes, Sir. 253 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:55,188 Here We Go. 254 00:11:55,188 --> 00:11:56,529 Here We Go. 255 00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:57,897 Get Your Stuff. 256 00:11:57,897 --> 00:12:00,189 And Tell It Like It Is. 257 00:12:00,189 --> 00:12:01,901 Tell It Like It Is. 258 00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:03,669 Out The Door. 259 00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:07,106 Cliff: Huxtable. 260 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:08,195 Rudy: Huxtable. 261 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,876 What Are You Doing? 262 00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:11,196 Get Your Homework Done. 263 00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:12,745 Get Your Homework Done. 264 00:12:12,745 --> 00:12:14,191 Tell It Like It Is. 265 00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:15,681 Tell It Like It Is. 266 00:12:15,681 --> 00:12:17,196 What Is The Matter, Rudy? 267 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:19,190 She's 11, Going On 12 268 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:23,756 Hoping For 12 Right Now, If You Know What I Mean. 269 00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:24,690 (Doorbell Rings) 270 00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:26,191 Hit It! 271 00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:27,760 Hey! 272 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,961 Hi, Margie. 273 00:12:28,961 --> 00:12:30,630 Hi, Rudy. 274 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:34,187 Did You Have A Good Summer? 275 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,196 Sorry, Margie. 276 00:12:35,196 --> 00:12:37,837 I'm Not Going To School Today. 277 00:12:37,837 --> 00:12:40,190 My Glands Are Bothering Me. 278 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,976 What Are We Going To Do? 279 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,419 We've Been Through This Before 280 00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:01,180 With Sondra, Denise And Vanessa. 281 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,815 What Did We Do? 282 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,018 It Was So Long Ago, I Forgot. 283 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,422 You Ought To Write These Things Down 284 00:13:07,422 --> 00:13:09,355 So You Know What To Do... 285 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,257 (Doorbell Rings) 286 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,425 Amy, Hello. 287 00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:17,063 Hi, Mrs. Huxtable. 288 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,732 Rudy Is Upstairs In Her Room, But... 289 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,733 Rudy Called. 290 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,001 There's An Emergency. 291 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,136 She's Expecting Me. 292 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,337 Oh. 293 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,417 Okay. 294 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,178 Amy, Did You Bring It? 295 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,418 This Is It. 296 00:13:33,418 --> 00:13:35,782 One Of The Great Medical Discoveries 297 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,250 Of The 20th Century. 298 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,426 "Lady Rondell's Cream For Bust Enhancement. 299 00:13:40,426 --> 00:13:44,425 Guaranteed Results In 48 Hours Or Your Money Back." 300 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,926 You Know It Works When They Say 301 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,228 They'll Give You Your Money Back. 302 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,730 And Here's Proof: 303 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,231 Before And After. 304 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,866 Whoa. 305 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:59,422 You Probably Won't Look Like That In Two Days. 306 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,873 How Long Have You Used It? 307 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:04,143 I Got It In The Mail Yesterday 308 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,846 But I Can Feel It Kicking In Already. 309 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,384 What Do You Think They're Doing? 310 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,426 I Think Amy's Convincing Rudy To Go To School. 311 00:14:14,426 --> 00:14:17,256 Bye, Dr. And Mrs. Huxtable. 312 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,758 The Emergency's Over. 313 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,423 Amy, Thank You So Much 314 00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:23,262 For Stopping By On Your Way To School. 315 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,423 You're Welcome. 316 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:30,136 Mom, Dad, Can I Ask You Guys A Favor? 317 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,371 What Is It? 318 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,806 Do You Mind If I Don't Go To School 319 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,174 For 48 Hours? 320 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:38,426 Rudy, You Have To Go To School Today. Now. 321 00:14:38,426 --> 00:14:41,280 Please, Mom, Just Till Wednesday. 322 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,249 What Is Important About Wednesday? 323 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:46,185 On Wednesday, All My Troubles Will Be Over. 324 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,418 All Right, Young Lady, Sit Down Here. 325 00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:51,418 Now What Is This About? 326 00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:52,892 Promise You Won't Laugh? 327 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,727 We Won't. What Is It? 328 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,229 This. 329 00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:02,424 Lady Rondell's Cream For Bust Enhancement? 330 00:15:02,424 --> 00:15:05,171 In 48 Hours, I'll Be A Woman. 331 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,107 Rudy, That Is Not Possible, Honey. 332 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,977 Development Is A Natural, Biological Process. 333 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,846 I Knew You Wouldn't Want Me To Use It. 334 00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:19,052 Maybe I Shouldn't Have Done That. 335 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,120 It Might Make My Nose Grow. 336 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,094 I'm A Doctor, Honey. 337 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,423 Trust Me. 338 00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:34,000 There's Nothing In Here That Is Going To Enhance Anything. 339 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,302 You Could Get The Same Results 340 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,805 Putting Mayonnaise On Your Chest. 341 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,207 You're Just Saying That 342 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:44,944 Because You Want Me To Be Your Little Girl Forever. 343 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,424 But I'm Not A Little Girl Anymore. 344 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,752 Rudy? 345 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,418 Yes. 346 00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:55,922 Rudy. 347 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:59,926 Honey, Nothing Is Going To Change About You 348 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,422 In Two Days. 349 00:16:01,422 --> 00:16:04,163 You Get What You'll Get When You Get It. 350 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,422 Mom, Can't We Just Wait And See? 351 00:16:06,422 --> 00:16:09,802 Oh, Baby, I Know What You're Going Through. 352 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,370 How Could You? 353 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,873 You Got Them Already. 354 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,775 But I Wasn't Born With Them. 355 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,877 I Went Through The Same Thing. 356 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,421 So Did Your Sisters. 357 00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,948 You Should See Some Of The Stuff 358 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,350 That Has Come Through This House. 359 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,886 Sondra Had Blossom's Bust Booster. 360 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,426 Denise Showed Up With Dr. Jim's Growth Capsules. 361 00:16:30,426 --> 00:16:33,326 And Vanessa Had The Best Of All: 362 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,425 Bailey's Bust-O-Matic. 363 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,866 The Thing Looked Like Two Plungers On A Power Cord. 364 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:43,770 And She Was About To Plug It In And Shock Her Chest. 365 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:47,418 But Mom, The Stuff In The Jar Really Works 366 00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:50,419 Or They'll Give You Your Money Back. 367 00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:54,280 You Better Get Your Money Back Because You Heard Your Father. 368 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,882 I Can't Go To School. 369 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,884 The Boys Will Laugh At Me. 370 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:01,254 They'll Laugh If You Get Them And If You Don't. 371 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,922 And You Know Why? 372 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,424 Because That's How Boys Are At This Age. 373 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,026 They're Just Dumb. 374 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,761 That's Not Your Problem. 375 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:09,762 It's Theirs. 376 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,425 It Is? 377 00:17:10,425 --> 00:17:12,426 Yes. 378 00:17:12,426 --> 00:17:15,735 So Now What Are You Going To Do? 379 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,417 Are You Going To Go To School 380 00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:22,418 Or Do I Have To Write A Note To Your Principal Saying 381 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,945 "Please Excuse Rudith Lillian Huxtable From School Today. 382 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,781 She's Waiting For Her Breasts To Arrive"? 383 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,418 Well? 384 00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:33,085 I Guess This Is What They Mean 385 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,418 When They Say Growing Up's Tough. 386 00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:36,923 I Guess. 387 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,833 Clair: Cliff. 388 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,417 La-Da. 389 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:50,303 Hasn't This Been A Nice Day? 390 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,424 Ever Since Rudy Left For School 391 00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:54,140 It's Been Heavenly. 392 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,420 Aren't You Happy 393 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,777 You Decided To Work At Home Today? 394 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,418 Thank You Very Much. 395 00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:00,780 Yes, Indeed. 396 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,114 It's Official. 397 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,283 We Have Taken The House Back. 398 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,419 Mmm... Yes. 399 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,154 Would You Like Some Tea? 400 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,023 You Know I Don't Want Any Tea. 401 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,424 Mmm. Mmm. 402 00:18:18,424 --> 00:18:22,368 That's The First Time In A Long Time 403 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,204 I've Heard You Go "Mmm." 404 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,380 Mmm. Mmm. 405 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,917 Mom, Dad. 406 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,420 It's So Good 407 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,853 To Be Home. 408 00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:53,417 Oh, You Guys, I Just Saw All Of Europe 409 00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,067 In 17 Days. 410 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,136 Everything Was A Blur. 411 00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,906 What Did You See? 412 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,424 We Saw... 413 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,420 We Saw Westminster Abbey. 414 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,422 We Saw The Louvre. 415 00:19:14,422 --> 00:19:16,424 Saw The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. 416 00:19:16,424 --> 00:19:20,293 The Bus Let Us Off For That One. 417 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:26,417 Everybody Got Out And Said, "Oh, It Really Leans." 418 00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:33,754 And The Tour Guide Said, "Time To Get Back On The Bus." 419 00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:36,303 But I Got You Guys A Gift. 420 00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:37,671 Oh, Really? 421 00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:39,205 Here You Go. 422 00:19:39,205 --> 00:19:40,607 Thank You. 423 00:19:40,607 --> 00:19:42,242 Matching Wristwatches. 424 00:19:42,242 --> 00:19:43,756 Thank You. 425 00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:46,212 Those Have Genuine Swiss Movement. 426 00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:47,681 Really? 427 00:19:47,681 --> 00:19:50,684 Son, They're Kind Of Light. 428 00:19:50,684 --> 00:19:53,353 That's Because The Parts Aren't Inside. 429 00:19:55,522 --> 00:19:58,358 The Guy I Bought Those From Is Smart. 430 00:19:58,358 --> 00:20:01,428 They Can't Charge Duty For Just The Case 431 00:20:01,428 --> 00:20:04,631 So What He Does Is Mail The Insides Later. 432 00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:12,752 Well, That's, Um... 433 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:15,752 That's Very Thoughtful Of You, Son. 434 00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:17,544 You Look Tired. 435 00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:20,380 And Confused. 436 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:21,751 Well, I Am. 437 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:23,550 But I'm Also Hungry. 438 00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:26,419 After All Those Heavy, Rich Sauces 439 00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:29,255 I Just Want Some Plain American Food. 440 00:20:29,255 --> 00:20:31,751 Jersey Corn, Wisconsin Cheese 441 00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:35,754 Idaho Potatoes, Florida Oranges. 442 00:20:35,754 --> 00:20:38,598 God Bless America. 443 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:43,534 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. 444 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,187 How Was Your First Day Of School? 445 00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:46,503 Fine. 446 00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:48,185 Come Back Here. 447 00:20:48,185 --> 00:20:50,040 Please. 448 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,709 How Was Your First Day Of School? 449 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,077 "Fine." 450 00:20:54,077 --> 00:20:56,188 All You Can Say Is "Fine"? 451 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,549 You Know, Teachers, Students 452 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,551 First Day Of School, Books. 453 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:03,182 This Morning, We Weren't Going To School 454 00:21:03,182 --> 00:21:05,182 Because There Was A Disaster. 455 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,183 What Happened? 456 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,180 It's Like What Mom Said. 457 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:11,528 "You Get What You Get When You Get It." 458 00:21:11,528 --> 00:21:14,181 And A Lot Of Us Haven't Got Them Yet. 30441

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