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Yesterday On The Cosby Show:

Do Your Job, Boy.

Hold Her.

I Think... What Time?

Time.

Ten Minutes, 38 Seconds.

Contraction!

It's Time!

The Car!

I'm A Father!

Elvin, Honey, Please!

Take It Easy.

I Think My Heart Has Stopped.

Just Breathe Slowly.

Elvin's Hyperventilating.

I Hope You're Not Disappointed In Me, Dad.

You're Nervous, Aren't You? C((0 8≪8 8!8(88(G:88รก≪ 8≪(2(8(รก≪ ≪0

No.

You Are Nervous.

You're Rubbing Your Head.

You've Been Doing That Since Medical School.

Every Night Before A Major Exam, You'd Rub Your Head Like That.

I Used To Think You'd Be Bald.

I'm Not Nervous.

Yep, You're Nervous.

What Are You Talking About?

Then What Is That?

That's My Foot Going Like This.

But You See, You're The One Who's Nervous.

No, I'm Not.

You Would Not Notice These Things

Unless You Were Nervous.

So You're Putting It On Me.

I Am Not Nervous, Cliff

But You Are Getting On My Nerves.

Well, Excuse Me For Being On This Planet.

Cliff, Please Don't Sit There Like A Block Of Wood.

Oh, Yes, Well?

It Was A False Alarm.

False Alarm?

She Was Fully Dilated

But She's Got More Pushing To Do.

Are You Trying To Get Overtime?

How Is Sondra?

Terrific. She Has Tremendous Spirit.

She's Everything I'd Imagine Your Daughter To Be.

How's Elvin?

Still On His Feet.

Mrs. Huxtable, Why Don't You Go In?

Absolutely.

Oh, Actually, She Only Asked For Her.

All You People

Are Having Fun With Me, Aren't You?

All Right.

Thanks, Dad.

Hang In There.

Bye.

Sondra Had A False Alarm.

How's She Doing?

The Doctor Says She's Great.

Sondra's Tough.

When Your Mom And Dad Come Back From The Hospital

Let's Have Dinner Waiting.

Julia, That's An Extremely Thoughtful Idea.

You Are So Considerate.

I'll Look Through My Cookbook And See What I Can Find.

Your Cookbook?

You Cook, Theo?

With Two Parents Who Both Have Careers

I'm Called On All The Time To Feed The Family.

I Recall A Time When Your Parents Were Working

And You Asked Me To Make You A Peanut Butter Sandwich.

How About Spaghetti And Meatballs?

I Usually Make Fancier Dishes

But I'll Try Something Ordinary.

Justine, Why Don't We Get Dessert

While The Men Do The Cooking?

Sure.

All Right.

We'll Hurry Back.

See You Later, Honey.

Howard, Let's Go.

After You, Monsieur.

You've Got It.

You Have Any Tomatoes?

What Do We Need Tomatoes For?

Sauce.

Oh, Yeah, Right.

All Right, We'll Start With These.

What Do You Have?

Green Peppers.

Okay.

Green Pepper Number One, Number Two.

Yeah.

You Chop The Green Peppers, And I'll Slice The Tomatoes.

You Got It.

I Hope I'm Not Getting Too Personal

But I Sense Some Tension Between You And Justine.

Man, You Know How Relationships Are.

You Have Your Good Times...

Your Bad Times.

I Know.

Justine And I Have Gone Out For A While

But I'm Not Sure She's The One.

Maybe There's Somebody Else For Me.

Like Julia?

No.

I Don't Mean Julia In Particular.

Someone Like Her

Or Maybe Not.

Theo, You're Not Disguising Your Feelings For Julia.

It's That Obvious?

I'm Afraid So.

She's A Spectacular-Looking Woman.

I Know.

Howard, Can I Ask You A Personal Question?

Of Course.

How Did You End Up With Her?

Not That You Shouldn't.

I'm Just Curious.

I Know I'm Not The Greatest Looking Guy

But Julia Finds My Intellect Appealing.

The Better My Grades

The More She Gets Excited.

Why Do You Think I Work My Tail Off For Those A-Pluses?

That's It?

There's Nothing More?

No.

I'm Not Athletic.

I Don't Dance Very Well.

I Don't Own A Car.

I'm Always Broke.

So It's Just Grades?

Well, No.

I Treat Her Nicely, Too.

We Have Fun Together.

Sounds Like You're In This Forever.

That's The Problem.

She Wants A Commitment.

I'm Not Ready.

You're Not Ready To Commit To Julia?

How Could You Do Better?

It's A Matter Of Feeling Right.

I'm Not Sure If I Want To Give Myself Over Completely To Julia.

Man, Up Until Now

I Thought You Were The Smartest Guy I Ever Met.

Russell, What Are You Doing?

Elvin's Mother And Father Are Coming, Dear.

Hey.

I Can't Believe The Traffic In This City.

They Should Take Away The License

Of Half The People On The Road.

Lester, You Didn't Help Things.

Your Hand Was On The Horn The Last Eleven Miles.

There's A Lot Of Numbskulls And Nincompoops Out There.

Hello, Everybody.

Sorry To Be Late.

How Is Sondra?

Fine.

And How's Our Son?

He Is A Pillar Of Strength.

He's Just Like A Rock.

Cliffy, You're Lying To Me Face.

I Know My Boy

And He Can't Take The Pressure.

He Fainted, Right?

Just Once

But Other Than That, He's Just Fine.

What Did You Two Bring?

Lester Started Buying Toys Three Months Ago.

You Are Going To Make Us Look Bad.

You Buy The Toys.

We'll Take Care Of The Accessories

Like The Bottles, The Diapers.

Deal.

If Elvin Hadn't Gone Into This Wilderness Store Business

He Could Buy What The Child Needs.

I Don't Know Why He Dropped Out Of Medical School.

After Watching Him, I Think I Know...

I Mean Every Time Sondra Went "Oooo"

Elvin Went "Haaaagada."

We Were Disappointed

When Elvin And Sondra Didn't Go To Graduate School.

Cliff And Clair Offered To Pay Tuition

But They Refused.

I Know.

When I Heard That Elvin Turned Down Free Money

I Nearly Start To Cry.

Cliffy, Any Time You Want To Send Me To Medical School

I Ready

And I Promise You I'm Not Going To Pass Out.

Cliff...

Francine And Lester, You Made It In Time.

It's Happening.

It Is, Really?

I Saw The Top Of The Head.

It Was The Prettiest Top Of The Head I Ever Saw.

Whose Head It Look Like?

Breathe, Breathe, Honey.

I Want To Push.

No, Not Yet.

Look At Me.

You're Doing Fine.

Can I Push Now, Please?

Yes.

Honey, Push.

Honey...

Come On.

Give Me A Big One.

Push, Honey.

Push.

It's On Its Way Now.

We're Almost There, Honey.

What Do You Mean "We"?

Keep Pushing.

All Right, You're Doing Fine.

Doctor: There You Go.

( Baby Crying )

It's A Boy.

It's A Boy?

It's A Boy!

A Boy.

Congratulations!

You Are The Grandparents Of A Healthy Boy.

( Cheering )

And A Girl.

What?

Twins?

Two Babies?

Yes, Two Babies.

Better Known As Twins.

A Boy And A Girl?

Boy-- 5 Pounds, 10 Ounces.

Girl-- 5 Pounds, 12 Ounces.

You Already Knew About This?

Months Ago

When We Saw It On The Sonogram.

Sondra And Elvin Wanted It To Be A Surprise For You.

How Is Sondra?

She's Waiting To See All Of You.

Let's Go.

Dr. Taylor

Let Me See You For A Second, Please.

Dr. Taylor, I Taught You Everything You Know.

And You Know Everything That I Know.

Why Is It That I Only Know 50 Percent Of What You Know?

Well, I Told You Everything That I Know

So Now You Know Everything That I Know.

Well, Thank You Very Much.

I Will Just Make Sure That My Daughter And Her Husband

Will Name None Of The Children After You.

I Already Know Their Names.

What Are The Names?

I Can't Tell You.

I Love You, Honey.

You Did Great.

So Did You.

No, You Did A Lot Better Than I Did.

Baby!

My Baby.

Oh, Mom.

It Was So Hard.

I Know.

Sondra.

Oh, Grandma.

Hi, Sweetheart.

Mom.

Oh, I Can't Wait For You To See The Babies.

Did The Doctor Give You Anything?

Yes, When The Pain Hit

I Didn't Think I Would Make It.

That's All Right.

A Couple Of Times I Was Grateful For Anesthesia.

I Kissed My Anesthesiologist.

Hey, With Heathcliff

I Was Out Cold The Whole Time.

No One's Asking Me How I'm Doing.

That's Because You Don't Count.

It Was Unbelievable.

It Was A Miracle.

I Can't Describe What It Was Like

When I Saw That Little Face.

And Those Ten Little Fingers And Ten Little Toes.

And Then Another Little Face.

Another Ten Little Fingers And Ten Little...

20 Little Fingers And Toes!

And Even Though

They Couldn't See Or Speak

When I Held Them In My Arms

It Felt As If They Knew That I Was Their Father.

It Was Unbelievable-- One Of Each.

And Both Of Them

From Inside The Body Of This Beautiful Woman.

( Snoring )

One Of Each, And I Looked At Them

And They Looked At Me, And I Looked At Her.

And Then It Came To Me.

I Made A Decision.

Mom, Dad, Everybody...

I'm Going Back To Medical School.

Vanessa, Let's Go.

Dad Will Be Here Any Minute To Take Us To The Hospital.

Okay!

I Had A Good Time Today, Theo.

I'm Glad, Kenny.

I Like Your Friends.

Especially The Fox.

Forget It.

Julia Is Ten Years Older Than You.

That's The Way I Like Them.

Women Live Longer

So I'll Marry An Older Woman.

You Don't Marry A Woman Just Because She's Older.

Don't You Want To Be In Love?

I Don't Need Love.

Just Knowing I'm Going To Outlive Her

Will Make Me Happy.

Theo, Let's Go Meet Your Niece And Your Nephew.

Vanessa!

I'll Be Right Down.

I Thought Dad Was Coming.

He Was, But He Had To Deliver A Baby.

Great!

Mom, I Have Some Spaghetti And Meatballs

Waiting For Us In The Kitchen.

Oh, Theo, Thank You.

Vanessa!

I'm Ready.

Mrs. Huxtable, This Is So Fantastic!

Twins!

That Means You Get To Pick Out Two Names.

If I Had Twins, I'd Call Them Ann And Dan Or Sue And Lou

Or Betty And Freddy Or Jill And Bill

Or Sam And Pam Or Joe And Flo Or Even Stephanie And Edgar.

They Don't All Have To Rhyme.

Vanessa, Let's Go.

Go Ahead. I'll Warm Up Dinner

Because When You Guys Get Back, You're Going To Be So Hungry.

I Know What It's Like To Be Really Hungry.

When That Happens To Me, My Mouth Is Dry

My Head Is Light And My Stomach's Empty

And My Hands Are All Sweaty And My Feet Are Aching.

I'm Just Starving. I Could Eat Anything!

Anything! I'm Just Starving.

I'm Getting Hungry Just Thinking About It.

Let's Get Something To Eat.

I Hope You Don't Eat The Way You Talk.

( Babies Crying )

I Thought You Were Bringing The Kids.

I Brought Them.

They're With Sondra.

Aren't They Beautiful?

Beautiful?

They're Exquisite.

Well, We're Grandmothers.

I Know.

Tell The Truth.

Didn't Our Grandmothers Look Older Than We Do?

Yes, Much Older.

You Don't Look Like A Grandma To Me.

Neither Do You.

I Looked In The Mirror

And Saw Nothing Of A Grandma.

Out In The Parking Lot

Two Construction Workers Whistled At Me.

Well, Of Course They Did.

We're Young In Our Lives, Aren't We?

Very Young.

And I'm Looking Better Every Day.

Thank You.

I Just Don't Know About This Grandma Business.

They Should Think Of Another Name For Us

Like "Second Mother" Or "Mother-Once-Removed."

"Experienced Mother."

"Solid Gold Mother."

How About "Mother: The Sequel."

Wow, Look At All Those Babies.

Which Ones Are Ours?

Those Two Down Front.

They're So Teeny.

I'm Glad Those Are Ours.

Them Other Babies Look Pretty Goofy.

Hi, Daddy.

Do You Mind?

No.

What Is Going On Here?

Nobody Told Me

That You Were Going To Have Twins.

Nobody Told Me The Names Of The Twins.

Nelson And Winnie.

I Read It Outside.

I Found Out More From My Patients

Than I Did From My Own Daughter.

Dad, I Hope You're Not Upset.

We Wanted It To Be A Surprise.

It's All Right.

I Just Wanted To Talk To You

About Those Two Things Out In The Hallway.

They're For Real, You Know.

Aren't They Beautiful?

Yes, Just Like You Were.

But They Don't Stay That Size.

And Sometimes They Get Very Ugly.

And I Don't Want You To Blame Me.

I'm Just So Happy I Didn't Deliver Them.

No, I'm Not Going To Be Blaming Anyone.

I'm Looking Forward To Every Day

That I'm Going To Get To Spend With Them.

That's So Wonderful.

Spoken Just Like A Woman

Whose Children Are Only 45 Minutes Old.

Well, Will You Baby-Sit?

Yes, Indeed.

You Got A Lot Of Good Times Ahead Of You.

And I'm Proud Of You.

Thank You.

Now, Dad?

Uh-Huh?

I Want To Say Something.

You Know I Love You.

Yeah.

But Also

I've Loved Having You As A Father.

Am I Going Somewhere?

No, No.

I Only Pray I Do As Well With My Children

As You've Done With Yours.

Well, I'll Tell You Something.

It's Impossible.

You Know Why?

Because Good Parents Are Made By Good Children.

See You, Mommy.

I Now Hereby Enter This House For The First Time As

Grandpa!

Or Grandpapa, Or Gramps-- I Don't Know What It Is.

How About "Father: The Sequel"?

No, No.

This Thing About Being A Grandfather--

I Got To Get Ready

Because My Father Has Challenged Me Already

And I Know That This Man Will Try To Outdo Me.

Now, I Know That, In Terms Of Money

My Father Is Prepared To Give 50 Cents

Every Time He Sees His Great-Grandchildren.

See, I've Got To Top That, So I've Got To Have A Dollar

Because, You Know, Grandfathers--

They Go In The Pockets, And You Can Hear The Change.

If These Kids Come By This House Every Day

They Won't Have To Work Again As Long As They Live.

What Is This That Smells So Good?

Oh, This Is Something That Theo And Howard Did.

Spaghetti And Meatballs.

You're Kidding Me.

My Son Did Not Do This.

Howard Did This.

This Is Absolutely Delicious.

The Boy Is An A-Student And An Excellent Cook, To Boot.

I'm Going To Marry Howard.

Yes, I Want You To Marry Howard So I Can Come Over For Dinner.

Let Me Get The Cheese, And We'll Do Some Damage.

I Don't Know What Was More Exciting Today--

The Surprise Of Twins

Or Mr. Elvin Announcing

That He Is Going To Go To Medical School.

I Know.

Clair?

Clair?

What?

What You Thinking About?

I Was Thinking About Sondra.

It Seems Like Only Yesterday I Was Holding Her In My Arms.

She Was A Baby.

Yeah.

And Today, My Baby Had Two Babies.

Now She's A Mother.

Hi!

Hey, Aunt Rudy!

What Do The Babies Look Like?

What's The Matter With Mom?

She's A Grandmother.