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Get in there, bro!

Fuck!

Dude, I... I can do this stuff!

Oh my gosh, I'm gonna need a few days of rejuvenation.

Dude, this one's already fucked though. We already lost.

I have to focus. You're saying so much better than me. Come on.

You guys.

Come on.

Look, boom, got one. One more, one more, one more.

You're saying so much better. I mean, I'm not seeing it here.

Dude!

What the fuck?

I'm just in peace and quiet. I'm trying to do yoga out there.

Can you guys be quiet?

Dude, we're playing video games.

Yeah, we're the last person.

We're just about to win.

I can see that, but you're kind of loud, so you need to be quiet a little bit.

Alright, yeah, well, I mean, we're just gonna be a little quieter.

If you guys could just...

You can't do it.

Maybe leave the house? Go out for a little bit?

We're playing games.

You can't do that anywhere else? You can't do yoga in the backyard or something?

You're a virgin, aren't you?

What does that have anything to do with this?

You're a virgin?

Shut up!

Are you a virgin too?

Uh-uh.

How many girls have you fucked?

Like, tons.

You're a virgin too?

No.

What does it have anything to do with this?

Oh, Jesus.

Okay, how about this? How about I fuck the virgin

out of you and then you can leave the house

And then I can go back to doing yoga in peace and quiet.

Phil, she's kidding. No, what the fuck? We're not fucking my stepmom.

Dude, what the fuck? Why not?

She's joking. She doesn't believe.

I'm his stepmom.

Right.

Not his real mom.

Agreed.

We're not... Stop being an asshole. We're not doing that.

Dude, I'm not being an ass...

Let's turn the game back on. We almost did. We can get back to it.

Yeah, fuck that. Let me talk to her in person.

No. Come here.

Turn that fucking TV back on. You're tripping, dude.

Come here. Stop.

You're tripping.

Dude, talk to me. Talk to me.

How long have we been friends? Come talk to me real quick.

We have to fuck your stepmom.

We're not fucking my stepmom.

We are fucking your stepmom.

Dude, I can think of a million other ways.

And we haven't found one. We are gonna die virgins.

Do this for me. Do this for us.

Dude, that's what...

You want to know what my fucking dad found out?

I don't give a fuck.

Haven't you ever thought what it would feel like?

I mean, yeah.

What it would taste like?

Fuck yeah.

What it would smell like?

I hope not.

Maybe that's just me.

Bro, we have to fuck your stepmom, bro.

She's giving herself...

I don't know if I can be your friend if we don't do this.

And I'm taking my game pass with me.

Over this?

Yeah, dude.

Bro, really?

Yeah, dude.

Fuck.

Dude.

Alright, fine. Fine, dude.

Yes!

Fuck, yes! We'll do it. Yes.

We'll do it. Come on.

Okay, so we're gonna do it.

We're gonna do it.

Good. Okay.

He's very convincing.

Okay, good.

Oh my god.

Okay.

So, you can start feeling.

And you can start feeling.

Whoa.

They feel just like I thought they would.

So soft.

Thank you.

I gotta say, I'm kinda happy you convinced me.

All we have to do is leave?

I promise.

Just leave some peace and quiet.

I'm not complaining.

They're so nice. And they smell good!

Can I kiss them?

That's not how i thought this day was gonna go

can i kiss you?

Oh my god

Let me feel it.

I feel...

wet.

Pussy.

Oh, God.

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

You can't love me.

God, it's so pretty.

You should pull it out and let's see.

Alright, if he's pulling it out, I'm pulling it out too.

Oh my fucking god.

I thought it would be...

You're so tight.

It tastes just like your friend.

You have a taste in friends.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I thought I was gonna fucking die already.

Oh my god.

I'm not doing it anymore.

I'm so full.

I just can't eat any more.

I'm so full.

I'm such a mouthful.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my fucking god.

I'm so fucking full.

Oh my god.

I'm so fucking full.

Oh my god.

Jesus Christ.

I can't even fight.

Oh, fuck.

Jesus Christ.

This is so good.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

It's so good.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God, it feels way better than I had in the morning.

Yeah, I can feel it inside me.

Oh God, how does that feel?

It's not good. It's not good.

It feels good as you thought it would do?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Holy shit.

Yeah. Yeah, I can feel it in my butt.

Yeah.

Fuck me right there.

Oh, fuck.

Using those fucking balls.

Oh, fuck.

God.

Oh, fuck.

It's a big fucking dick.

You think me and my friend would pack him like that?

No, not at all.

Because it's a cat?

Oh, God.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I need to get you out of here now.

No

Oh god

oh god

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I really have to edit all my comments.

Yeah.

I love it.

Yeah.

It causes me so much pain in my soul.

Yeah

oh god

god

hum

that's so hard

oh my god

I need to fuck you.

I need to fuck this fat cock.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck that feels so good.

Oh my god.

Oh shit that's so damn good.

Oh my god.

Oh shit, that's better than I thought it would be.

Oh, fuck that.

Oof.

No.

Oh, fuck it.

It's too late.

I'm fucked.

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, hell yeah, I'm so fucking sorry.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

I'm so happy you convinced me to fuck this up, man.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Fuck, fuck.

Fuck your eyes, you fucking asshole.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck.

Where the fuck is the sheep?

Oh my God.

Oh God.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm cuming up to you.

Oh my god.

Oh god.

So now you don't have to do yoga. This is good enough for a workout though.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Shit.

Come on boys.

I see you coming.

Yeah.

Come on. Down my face.

Your face?

Yeah.

Down here?

Yeah.

Oh my foot.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

We're not virgins.

Not anymore.

We did it we're not virgins.

Oh shit.

Alright boys, a promise is a promise.

Now you have to leave the house.

You want to play at your house?

Yeah, let's go.

Alright, let's go.